Russia Tries To Scare America

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    Russia released a video today showing them loading a nuclear capable intercontinental ballistic missile into a silo. This is in response to the US giving Ukraine Patriot missile systems and smart kits. Russia insisted last week that it had not gone mad despite spending the past year threatening nuclear war. They are also running low on modern ammunition and may soon have to rely on decades old munitions which are unreliable. In addition to that, one of Russia’s largest oil refineries blew up today.
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    #usa #russia #ukraine

КОМЕНТАРІ • 21 тис.

  • @joshpointoh
    @joshpointoh Рік тому +31032

    It would be scarier if they released a video of them doing routine maintenance on their weapons systems

    • @ffyddr6940
      @ffyddr6940 Рік тому +743

      😂😂

    • @memesyandhorrorshorts
      @memesyandhorrorshorts Рік тому +842

      Would be crazier if while they are doing maintenance they accidentally blow up there entire nuclear arsenal lmao 💀😂 but then again that would be a disaster nuclear Armageddon either way we just got make sure they don't use nukes idk how they going to stop Russia

    • @monkeyman5
      @monkeyman5 Рік тому

      You actually buy into us propoganda? This is why the countries gone to shit.

    • @ivangoran4461
      @ivangoran4461 Рік тому +150

      Taking those ice-baths should be scary enough.

    • @collins.9784
      @collins.9784 Рік тому +567

      Russia: “wait, you guys do routine maintenance on yours??”

  • @nicoislazy
    @nicoislazy Рік тому +5927

    *threatens nuclear war*
    *can barely sustain enough munitions for their army*
    Great plan

    • @G005man
      @G005man Рік тому

      Hahaha how stupid are u (not trying to be mean) Russia are building a massive stock of ammunition and weapons for next ww that is why they are building all thos bunkers right now they are getting ready for real fun

    • @ireallycant4416
      @ireallycant4416 Рік тому +129

      Russia. Is. Bloated.

    • @theillusiveman2139
      @theillusiveman2139 Рік тому +132

      In Ukraine a lot munitions are used, italian generals said that the italian army in a similar situation would only have enough munitions for 3 days of combat.

    • @garlicxi
      @garlicxi Рік тому +125

      this is what happens if you industrialize so fast to the point where you forget to get modern fucking ammo you needed for a war

    • @maclennylucas2248
      @maclennylucas2248 Рік тому

      Don't be arrogant Russia has enough nukes that are in good shape that will take out American cities and they are seriously thinking about doing it especially when the idiot in the White House keeps giving more advanced weapons to Ukraine. Russia is just one decision away I'm saying we had enough with the US. They will light off a nuclear weapon in the air way above our continent and wipe out our power grid. That will kill half the population in less than 6 months without power

  • @jackalexwilliams5376
    @jackalexwilliams5376 2 місяці тому +1294

    2022- Russia low on ammo
    2023- Russia low on ammo
    2024- Russia low on ammo

    • @user-kg1ei7wv5y
      @user-kg1ei7wv5y 2 місяці тому

      Yeah but still your nattto tatto and America doesn't have the gutts to
      beat him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ProjectRadianceRP
      @ProjectRadianceRP 2 місяці тому +78

      Meanwhile Zelly is doing cartwheels and juggling bowling pins and jumping through flaming rings to get singular missiles and tanks. i wish i lived in an age where propagation actually contested truth.

    • @moloxbasadoXD
      @moloxbasadoXD 2 місяці тому +31

      🫡🇷🇺

    • @accountname9506
      @accountname9506 2 місяці тому +81

      they had to buy 50 year old ammo from north korea

    • @jackalexwilliams5376
      @jackalexwilliams5376 2 місяці тому

      @@accountname9506. If you say so

  • @77Zenin77
    @77Zenin77 Рік тому +15628

    Russia: *trying not to mention nukes for 60 seconds*
    Also Russia: *fails to do so*
    *Edit:* the amount of salty russians/russian bots this comment attracts 😆😎

  • @austinhuskey2921
    @austinhuskey2921 Рік тому +5613

    4Chan could probably find the location of that silo within a week.

    • @TALKINGtac0
      @TALKINGtac0 Рік тому +760

      Really? You really think it would take them that long?

    • @farizr.batarai8271
      @farizr.batarai8271 Рік тому +462

      Nah 4chan would probably take 2-5 days

    • @Furanku13
      @Furanku13 Рік тому +435

      TRIANGULATE THE BUSHES .

    • @g33ktube16
      @g33ktube16 Рік тому

      Weaponized autism always finds their target.

    • @jacksoncronin9540
      @jacksoncronin9540 Рік тому +313

      The silo isn't hidden, you can literally google "Russian nuclear silo locations" and get the coordinates straight away. Took me 30 seconds...

  • @jacobcarr135
    @jacobcarr135 2 місяці тому +407

    2025: Russia low on slingshots

    • @jimbob4366
      @jimbob4366 Місяць тому +1

      this was posted in 2022

    • @jacobcarr135
      @jacobcarr135 Місяць тому +5

      @@jimbob4366 thanks jimbob 🫡

    • @edward7crawford
      @edward7crawford 19 днів тому +1

      Who won WWll

    • @drquickslain9593
      @drquickslain9593 17 днів тому +4

      ​@@edward7crawford the Allies 🫡

    • @ryantruman8050
      @ryantruman8050 8 днів тому +4

      @@edward7crawfordAmerican industry, British intelligence, and SOVIET blood.

  • @aedw2
    @aedw2 Місяць тому +53

    2024: They are still trying to load one missile

    • @R73949
      @R73949 Місяць тому

      Actually they load two Nuclear missiles in 2022

    • @aedw2
      @aedw2 Місяць тому

      @@R73949 its a joke, about this annoying short that the algorithm keeps recycling

    • @relarmy737
      @relarmy737 10 днів тому

      😂🤣😂🤣

  • @ItsAme7143
    @ItsAme7143 2 місяці тому +9

    What exactly is your source on their low ammunition?🤣 The news media?💀

    • @CG-px9qd
      @CG-px9qd 14 годин тому

      The interweb, it’s a reliable gadget. 🛜

  • @JH-lk8tm
    @JH-lk8tm Рік тому +5982

    Russia has went from a feared superpower to a joke in less than a year.

    • @brucegeange7082
      @brucegeange7082 Рік тому

      Idiots line up to here for the farting competition

    • @StickGrenade21
      @StickGrenade21 Рік тому +556

      MF bro Russia has 150,00 troops in ukraine against Ukraines 240,000 if Russia wanted to they could add an extra million men to war…

    • @tsunami729
      @tsunami729 Рік тому +1220

      @@StickGrenade21 using what? T-55s? Or maybe they’ll go old school and whip out the dreaded T-34

    • @abhi5504
      @abhi5504 Рік тому +594

      Its only a joke because people think they are. In reality, russia is winning

    • @Belenor
      @Belenor Рік тому +827

      @@StickGrenade21 But they arent, because they cant.

  • @eco_3D
    @eco_3D Рік тому +6864

    Next year: Intelligence has released that Russia is now using flintlock pistols

    • @richardslove72
      @richardslove72 Рік тому +103

      And you belive that ofc 🤦‍♂️

    • @eco_3D
      @eco_3D Рік тому +334

      @@richardslove72 what?

    • @ozzyspitfire
      @ozzyspitfire Рік тому +377

      ​@@eco_3D they think you're stupid not being sarcastic

    • @eco_3D
      @eco_3D Рік тому +148

      @@ozzyspitfire Yeah

    • @Shortish-G
      @Shortish-G Рік тому +6

      I agree

  • @user-ke8oh1gi4x
    @user-ke8oh1gi4x 3 місяці тому +27

    Everyone should stay within their own borders and take care of one another. Peace and happiness is the greatest wisdom.

    • @Mr_Capybara.
      @Mr_Capybara. 17 днів тому

      Yes, but if there was no war there would be no borders.

    • @reaperman5087
      @reaperman5087 13 днів тому

      Good luck with that

    • @gedwards1968
      @gedwards1968 9 днів тому +2

      Tell that to the Palestinians

    • @Minotaur-ey2lg
      @Minotaur-ey2lg 7 днів тому +1

      There will always be assholes and people arguing over who the bigger asshole is.

    • @gjallarhorn4534
      @gjallarhorn4534 День тому

      It’s best not to let these pessimists get to you, it’s easy to say that global peace isn’t an option but there is nothing stopping us, no hard indisputable factor that can’t be overcome in time and lead to a unified human race. I just wish people would think of all we could accomplish if we stopped killing each other. We could have manned missions for the moon titan launching by 2026 if we put down our weapons and tried to help each other instead of tear each other apart.

  • @borism4629
    @borism4629 3 місяці тому +45

    I'm not afraid of nukes, I can always hide behind my keyboard 😂

    • @mouse2542
      @mouse2542 Місяць тому +5

      you're better of grabbing a camera.
      camera man never dies.

  • @unelectedleader6494
    @unelectedleader6494 Рік тому +3938

    Russia obsessively talks about nukes. North Korea: that’s my job bro.

    • @dantopper123
      @dantopper123 Рік тому

      They've probably been itching to use their tsar Bomba. Morons are warmongers

    • @DavidSibley040461
      @DavidSibley040461 Рік тому +18

      Flat put lie

    • @dantopper123
      @dantopper123 Рік тому +103

      @@DavidSibley040461 actually they have quite a few times. The latest threat was if usa doesn't stop sending munitions they would start using nukes. Kiev is a prime target and with Russia running dry on modern munitions and having to resort to aging and failing ones, they might be desperate enough to go forward with it.

    • @davecoversthatclassicshitc9985
      @davecoversthatclassicshitc9985 Рік тому +50

      @@dantopper123 Does anybody really believe Russia is losing this war… I mean seriously it would be like the state of Vermont trying to go to war with the rest of the United States Russia is not even breathing heavy yet it’s like a cat fucking around with a dying mouse

    • @dantopper123
      @dantopper123 Рік тому +89

      @@davecoversthatclassicshitc9985 let's put it this way, Russia is running out of munitions and is resorting to old antiquated ones that's ineffective due to obvious age. The Russians honestly if you really know don't have the best gear to begin with having to buy their own armor and equipment which isn't military grade to begin with. Compound that with the billions of dollars and weapons and gear provided from the u.s., Russia is effectively being driven back. Just recently they were able to shoot down a Russian su series air superiority fighter which spells bad news for Russia and China because now Britain and the u.s. has their radar tech and can study it to take further advantage. We thought the same as you in Afghanistan, how can they fight against the u.s.? But they've been surprisingly effective because they know the terrain and take advantage. never underestimate guerilla war fighters.

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter Рік тому +4713

    "Easy, gently..."
    *Missile slips out of the tube*
    "Ah shit"

    • @Plebzzz
      @Plebzzz Рік тому +109

      "Ah sh-*"

    • @michelidzan289
      @michelidzan289 Рік тому +40

      Tntntntn tnntnnnnnn tununununuccc

    • @Dovahkiin106
      @Dovahkiin106 Рік тому +140

      I will say, there is no risk of a nuclear missile exploding if that happened. A nuclear bomb requires a very specific chain of events to explode, which is why intercepting a warhead has little to no risk involved, since destroying it will not cause detonation to occur.

    • @Its_Me_Romano
      @Its_Me_Romano Рік тому +39

      ​@@Dovahkiin106☝️🤓

    • @ZhukelDror
      @ZhukelDror Рік тому +12

      @@sergio.6137 That happened here in Arkansas.

  • @scottphipps2278
    @scottphipps2278 3 місяці тому +5

    The oil refinery did not just blow up , it was hit

  • @MisfitManiacJoe
    @MisfitManiacJoe 3 місяці тому +113

    1 year later...seems they haven't yet "ran out of modern ammunition"

    • @subbinbacktoallsubbs5272
      @subbinbacktoallsubbs5272 Місяць тому

      Thry have 50 years worth of ammunition

    • @carcinogenical4389
      @carcinogenical4389 Місяць тому

      And they're not going to without a push which is he CIA knows. They gonna hopefully continue modern guerilla tactics to slow the offensive, hitting oil refineries and ect. Avdiivka proved Zelensky is truly a fool.

    • @4ujase
      @4ujase Місяць тому +3

      Russia doing just fine with Shovels :)

    • @slabon6091
      @slabon6091 Місяць тому +8

      They have. The remainder of the T-80s they have furnished to the front lines are all using Cold War munitions, their drone bombs are believed to be atleast 4 decade old hand grenades etc, they’re practically digging up military burials
      For munitions at this point

    • @Imaxxd22
      @Imaxxd22 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@slabon6091Why to use new ammo while old ammo is enough to counter old nato ammo? Do you really think that Russia goes all in and is not preparing and making reserves of newest ammo for possible escalation?

  • @dasappman9321
    @dasappman9321 Рік тому +2608

    Would be scarier if they showed troops eating breakfast lunch and dinner

    • @ianlevi9195
      @ianlevi9195 Рік тому +80

      Dear god

    • @nickfielding5685
      @nickfielding5685 Рік тому

      Spain is the country that invade Catalonia

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 Рік тому +43

      *"Think of the cholesterol!"*
      ~Troll Queen from Troll 2.

    • @thatrandomguy8567
      @thatrandomguy8567 Рік тому +43

      Woah buddy, one MRE for you only

    • @nickfielding5685
      @nickfielding5685 Рік тому +9

      @MestizoMarquez This ukrain russian war is because of the hiprcites of Nato. Recorniseing ukrain who had an Illegal refurendim to become inderpent but not recornised Catalonia. Nato only recornise country that make them stronger. UKrain is as much russian as catloniua is Spanish. Spain is occupied Cataloni.

  • @francisco.segura
    @francisco.segura Рік тому +2054

    Take a shot every time Russia threatens nuclear warfare

    • @sleepingrrandom2876
      @sleepingrrandom2876 Рік тому +110

      No ones even buying, Those shits aree gonna explode being prepped in them silos

    • @danny_boi3537
      @danny_boi3537 Рік тому +2

      The amount of shots taken for that would destroy your liver

    • @OhioUltimate979
      @OhioUltimate979 Рік тому +102

      I’d rather not have alcohol poisoning. That’s worse than playing “Thunderstruck” with 151.

    • @KriegeroftheLake
      @KriegeroftheLake Рік тому +55

      You can’t be promoting that bro, that is just a hospital visit waiting to happen ngl

    • @6666lupita
      @6666lupita Рік тому +29

      I would not be able to walk LOL

  • @AppalachianGuerilla
    @AppalachianGuerilla 3 місяці тому +57

    These propaganda channels have been saying Russia is running out of Ammo since the start of the war 😂

    • @shadowsanddust2
      @shadowsanddust2 2 місяці тому +6

      Well. What's the deal then. A 3 year .1kilometer a week crawl

    • @Jesseofpv530
      @Jesseofpv530 2 місяці тому

      Russia sucks

    • @willrose6862
      @willrose6862 2 місяці тому +1

      Have Russia done well tho?

    • @snakejuice4300
      @snakejuice4300 Місяць тому

      Both sides have run low. Russia ramped up industrial capacity. NATO needs to stop playing with Russia and actually give Ukraine weapons. Keep your dictatorship in Russia, Europe does not want you.

    • @dakimmoke4851
      @dakimmoke4851 Місяць тому

      Well, why they are buying shit from North Korea and Iran then? 😂
      This war just showed to world that Russian army is only good in paper.

  • @Higgway
    @Higgway 29 днів тому +10

    1941: Russia fights with sticks, they don't have modern weapons
    2024: Russia fights with sticks, they don't have modern weapons

    • @possum4403
      @possum4403 20 днів тому

      @Higgway, well said! Today the russians also use motorcycles and electric golf carts in their frontal assaults, talk about modern tactics!

    • @jodieford5738
      @jodieford5738 18 днів тому

      Meat waves are great according to Russia because they don't give a dam about people

  • @Uncommon5en5e
    @Uncommon5en5e Рік тому +3119

    US: The more you fuck around, the more you find out.

    • @cavemanorigins5348
      @cavemanorigins5348 Рік тому +259

      Yeah… our woke Army is all we need to handle world affairs.

    • @0816M3RC
      @0816M3RC Рік тому

      ​@@cavemanorigins5348 Better than the Russian army of pedophiles

    • @cavemanorigins5348
      @cavemanorigins5348 Рік тому +16

      @@0816M3RC you would know I bet haha.

    • @cavemanorigins5348
      @cavemanorigins5348 Рік тому

      @@Bobspineable there is at least 1 suicide per day amongst service members. Over 500 per year. There were at least 4 suicides I was tracking from our soldiers deployed to our US/Mexico border… at home… staying at air conditioned hotels… getting a healthy per diem while waving immigrants through… no stress… not getting fired at. Over 260,000 with strong characters left during the mandated vaccine period according to the pentagon… due to clear medical discrimination and woke politics You have no idea what you are talking about. Our military is not what it used to be. So just shut up… and be good in your momma’s basement before the ruling party… left or right… decides that it is time to conscript you and send you to a far off land where the suck is real and lasts 24/7/365.

    • @peterpeterpeter6315
      @peterpeterpeter6315 Рік тому

      @@cavemanorigins5348 woke people can work computers. If you try fighting the war with a masculine attitudes and big biceps, you have already lost. Im pretty sure some of those woke people ar already fucking up the Russian invasion by using technology the Russians dont understand.

  • @ibelieveyou2066
    @ibelieveyou2066 11 місяців тому +1119

    Just love the way a handful of idiots, can decide the fate of billions.

    • @droiduser1984
      @droiduser1984 9 місяців тому +31

      Not a handful -- One! Putin the 🤡

    • @mikewillis9537
      @mikewillis9537 9 місяців тому +107

      ​@@droiduser1984pretty sure he's referring to politicians in general

    • @willie-vj4ms
      @willie-vj4ms 9 місяців тому +4

      I sgree.

    • @CMANATIS
      @CMANATIS 9 місяців тому

      Only idiot is putler please now get it together

    • @sopranos45
      @sopranos45 9 місяців тому

      Exactly!!! Complete BS!! Even more so knowing most of the wars so far have mainly been for monetary gain for those handful while the regular citizen has to deal with all the negatives that decades of war brings along with it..PTSD or missing parts of ur body,,drug and alcohol and Prescription drugs...about 20 non active soldiers chose suicide a day!! Or the wife >soon to be ex wife or ur kids or other family members that also suffer watching u suffer..America needs to wake up and start getting that post 9-11 attitude and getting along and being American to each other again..

  • @user-ib9td1zj4w
    @user-ib9td1zj4w 3 дні тому +1

    Putin went to North Korea where people are starving to beg ammo😂😂😂

  • @brysuagar6520
    @brysuagar6520 Рік тому +1364

    no matter the circumstances, one rocket flies into the wrong country
    we're all fucked

    • @kevarn14
      @kevarn14 Рік тому +5

      Lol

    • @boilingpapa9905
      @boilingpapa9905 Рік тому +74

      but it already happened to a polish village nah?

    • @ukrainec9000
      @ukrainec9000 Рік тому +4

      Fr

    • @iiberlin
      @iiberlin Рік тому +120

      @@boilingpapa9905 it was a Ukranian SAM missile, so then NATO didn't care.

    • @George-nv1ri
      @George-nv1ri Рік тому +63

      ​@@boilingpapa9905 yes turned out it was a ukraine one that malfunctioned

  • @fridaycaliforniaa236
    @fridaycaliforniaa236 Рік тому +1723

    Russia in 2024 :
    _sends dead washing machines packed full of TNT with a trebuchet_ 😂

    • @FuriousFire898
      @FuriousFire898 Рік тому +56

      I wouldn't be surprised 😂😂😂

    • @L1M.L4M
      @L1M.L4M Рік тому +67

      The 3 Ukrainians running in a triangle formation when they see a washing machine flying at them:
      😨
      😨😨

    • @fridaycaliforniaa236
      @fridaycaliforniaa236 Рік тому +10

      @@FuriousFire898 Me neither 😂

    • @okok9754
      @okok9754 Рік тому +25

      Good for america that they even struggled against a country with no army so you can't say much can you? 😂

    • @Promislandzion
      @Promislandzion Рік тому +7

      Ukraine’s keyboard warriors this is another victory for us!

  • @cleankiller9
    @cleankiller9 3 місяці тому +2

    Lol if you think Russia is afraid of the west think again

  • @blindinglight8604
    @blindinglight8604 21 годину тому

    Russia forgets that we have nuclear weapons ourselves and so do many other countries

  • @giolag5593
    @giolag5593 9 місяців тому +1005

    10 months later...Russia is still "running out of munition soon"

    • @ericgrandin2857
      @ericgrandin2857 9 місяців тому

      Meanwhile the Biden administration is talking about giving nuclear technology to Iran. #sianaraisrael

    • @ThatWolfArrow
      @ThatWolfArrow 9 місяців тому +75

      I mean they clearly didn't have enough AA munitions to protect Sevastopol from getting struck by missiles and drones, so ukraine must be doing something right.

    • @zagan1
      @zagan1 9 місяців тому +112

      ​@@ThatWolfArrow
      They destroyed 7 out of 10 missiles.
      However while Ukraine is trying to get back Crimea, Russia keeps taking more and more land every day.

    • @sharpstriker1559
      @sharpstriker1559 9 місяців тому

      @@zagan1only land Russia is taking is in hell for all the invaders.

    • @ThatWolfArrow
      @ThatWolfArrow 9 місяців тому +66

      @zagan1 he says as Russia controls less territory now than it did at the start of the war and the only major fighting happening outside of the southern front is *still* in Bakmut
      Also, you were quick to point out the missiles being shot down, but not a peep about the drones? They've also been doing a number on key military arteries not just in Sevastopol but all across Crimea.

  • @yardman1130
    @yardman1130 9 місяців тому +484

    Russia: we load ICBM
    USA: we do not unload our ICBM's

    • @UNaware_of_myself
      @UNaware_of_myself 8 місяців тому +21

      As well as NATO.

    • @jamesgornall5731
      @jamesgornall5731 8 місяців тому +7

      They have road, and rail-based mobile launchers, just in case the SLBMs, the silo-based ICBMs and IRBMs/cruise missiles and Backfire bombers with nuclear gravity bombs. Yes, that'll do it,

    • @masao2922
      @masao2922 8 місяців тому +3

      Ever hear of defcon?

    • @donhue4546
      @donhue4546 8 місяців тому

      @@masao2922 WHAT

    • @melissachartres3219
      @melissachartres3219 7 місяців тому +3

      @@donhue4546 Deep Freeze Conditions

  • @joeysmith5074
    @joeysmith5074 2 дні тому

    Russia threatens the US when it can't even handle Ukraine...😂

  • @Unrealistyk03
    @Unrealistyk03 День тому

    Russia is the guy setting his revolver on the table while the other guy has already drawn under the table

  • @shinjiprofile
    @shinjiprofile Рік тому +1042

    Ukraine: received a defensive missile
    Russia: this is absurd! Load our nukes!!

    • @el4letras28
      @el4letras28 Рік тому +22

      Fair enough

    • @corinnem.239
      @corinnem.239 Рік тому

      They can load it, but will it fire ? Maintenance is not a Russian strong suit.
      Putin, we have survived a direct attack on our soil by terrorism, we have survived 20 years of the War in terrorism, Al Qaeda, Bin Laden, COVID fears, deaths and lockdown, supply shortages, and soaring food prices and shortages.
      We all faced possible death for 2 years, and your continual nuclear threats this past 9 months. We are not terrified, We will not panic and drop Ukraine like a hot potato. We are tired of your threats, but resolute to do everything we can to ensure you lose this war YOU chose and started. To see your military unable to leave tge 2007 borders of Russia to cause any more trouble for anyone else.

    • @J.M.254
      @J.M.254 Рік тому +27

      Yes please, we need a Nuclear war now. I've got my last crate of beers in my refrigerator. Let's drink to the Nuclear War coming. It's inevitable.

    • @DrizzyNano
      @DrizzyNano Рік тому +60

      Some Doomer's on this comment section really want it to happen

    • @adriansheldon7778
      @adriansheldon7778 Рік тому +102

      ​@@konstantinosvassis5773 the ruSSains can't even finish a special operation that was supposed to last 48 hrs 8 months later .

  • @llemmon
    @llemmon 8 місяців тому +971

    Oil refinery blows up, U.S.A be like " thats weird"

  • @jeremyzworld814
    @jeremyzworld814 3 дні тому

    Oil refinery blows up, US whistling, playing with rocks with thier feet, looking down.

  • @Retrofilms
    @Retrofilms 8 днів тому +1

    Russia is like that kid no one wants to play with. Mid game and they’re threatening to knock the board off the table. Absolutely pathetic.

  • @CreativeYeet
    @CreativeYeet Рік тому +256

    That geo guesser guy can probably find the nuke they threatened the us with

    • @GoonyMclinux
      @GoonyMclinux 11 місяців тому +13

      In under a minute. 😂

    • @jaceallen3270
      @jaceallen3270 11 місяців тому +15

      @@GoonyMclinuxwith the image reversed and in black and white

    • @jackclark1994
      @jackclark1994 11 місяців тому +6

      @@jaceallen3270 Upside down, in negative.

    • @itsiife
      @itsiife 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@jackclark1994with one Pixel 🤣

    • @pyerack
      @pyerack 10 місяців тому +2

      Pretty sure the US military already got a guy hired specifically for that sort of thing with the exact coordinates of where that's at lmao

  • @XenXenOfficial
    @XenXenOfficial Рік тому +1099

    Russia: "Let's protect our motherland by causing nuclear war in our motherland"

    • @skoden9122
      @skoden9122 Рік тому +57

      It's never about protecting mother land they wanted to take over oil and gas industry but failed miserably

    • @jac1207
      @jac1207 Рік тому +81

      "Let's protect our motherland by invading a neighboring nation, burn all diplomat bridges and do bad in the war, then get mad we're not doing as good as we thought so now we threaten to nuke everyone!!"

    • @GH0ST_76
      @GH0ST_76 Рік тому +41

      Russian citizens: What did you gain
      Russia: Ukraine
      Russian citizens: what did it cost
      Russia: everything

    • @joelott531
      @joelott531 Рік тому

      Nukes are really the only reason the world is like it is today without them most of europe would probably be communist from the sheer mass of the Allies Comies war so no without nukes the world would be shit

    • @jacobjorgenson9285
      @jacobjorgenson9285 Рік тому

      Bullshit! You have never heard Russia threaten with nuclear war! They have by law a non first strike policy.
      The USA just this year changed their law to a FIRST STRIKE POLICY!
      So who’s the threat?

  • @shawnmcconnell4181
    @shawnmcconnell4181 2 місяці тому +11

    If Putin is seen eating a Taco then I’d be scared

  • @ritokazoriv
    @ritokazoriv 2 дні тому +1

    This has aged like fine hotpockets 😂

  • @ThisWontEndWell
    @ThisWontEndWell 11 місяців тому +74

    I've spent the last 48 years having Russia/USSR threatening nuclear war, I'd be more concerned about it if they went silent.

  • @SquareLizard924.0
    @SquareLizard924.0 Рік тому +721

    When you see a Russian video called “trying not to threaten nuclear war for 5 minutes” but the video is 30 seconds long

    • @Bootysmoothie
      @Bootysmoothie Рік тому

      Super annoying instantly blocked

    • @idk1111
      @idk1111 Рік тому

      Well sometimes I think that I live in an Idiocracy because of idiots. So many fools in the comment section not realising what is happening behind propaganda in your country

    • @limitedfair
      @limitedfair Рік тому +1

      nah, its 0.1 seconds long

    • @stoned_russian
      @stoned_russian Рік тому

      😐 Putin is Bad Not the Russians

    • @hotsAUc33
      @hotsAUc33 Рік тому

      Damn well said

  • @Firebird1967SS
    @Firebird1967SS Місяць тому +4

    F22: Would you intercept me? Id intercept me!

    • @Minotaur-ey2lg
      @Minotaur-ey2lg 7 днів тому

      Buff: We get it, you’re a computer with wings! Come back when you’re an apocalypse with wings!

  • @oated5820
    @oated5820 Рік тому +1224

    mr beast: i will give russia the entire country of ukraine if they can go three seconds without talking about nuk-
    russia: we have nukes

    • @abema5310
      @abema5310 Рік тому +20

      Lmao

    • @maxwellhesher1790
      @maxwellhesher1790 Рік тому

      I know, it’s really crazy how Putin outlined very clearly what will be taken as a hostile act, and the United States decides to completely ignore his warning, send silos and munitions to Ukraine, all while expecting Russia to just sit there and play along. You are all insane.

    • @ThizzyMan
      @ThizzyMan Рік тому

      ​@@maxwellhesher1790You are insane if you think Russia will actually start a nuclear war with the West over Ukraine.

    • @maxwellhesher1790
      @maxwellhesher1790 Рік тому +3

      @@ThizzyMan Please tell me where I said that.

    • @ThizzyMan
      @ThizzyMan Рік тому +3

      @@maxwellhesher1790 In a comment you deleted? 😂

  • @Overlord_Daddy
    @Overlord_Daddy Рік тому +612

    If their Nuclear bombs are as well maintained as their Military Equipment, i'm not really worried

    • @theoabun
      @theoabun Рік тому

      who told you there shits no good joe biden or zelensky 😂🤡

    • @gregscrabshack2307
      @gregscrabshack2307 Рік тому +22

      I hear ya, but this war is going to spiral out of control. when you corner a rabid dog things get hairy… humans need to step up & have lasting peace.

    • @dictatorofthecheese
      @dictatorofthecheese Рік тому +23

      ​@Greg’s crab shack Yup and that can happen once Russia decides to leave all of Ukrainian territory. A ceasefire just gives the Russians a chance to re-arm and try again in a few years. If they truly want peace like Russians have said, then they'll leave. The war would end tomorrow if this happened. A ceasefire only benefits the Russians.

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 Рік тому

      ​@@dictatorofthecheese what we need is the complete dissolvation of russia and its nukes russia would have to be occupied and a new govt put in place and their nuclesr capabilities killed

    • @Ry_TSG
      @Ry_TSG Рік тому +10

      @@gregscrabshack2307 Peace only comes when countries learn to respect each other's self determination, and when bullies learn they can't push others around to get their way.

  • @brandoncoverdale4586
    @brandoncoverdale4586 3 місяці тому +23

    It's funny that anyone in America thinks that every video you see isn't propaganda

    • @Verytots
      @Verytots 2 місяці тому +1

      cuz it’s not some are some aren’t you’re a crazy conspiracy therorist

    • @Hamburger6.6.6
      @Hamburger6.6.6 2 місяці тому +2

      @@VerytotsUkraine winning on social media but losing the war irl

  • @highlander723
    @highlander723 7 днів тому

    Wait a minute Russia threatened nuclear war again!!!!
    YES THAT MAKES SIX TIMES THIS YEAR I GET A FREE COFFEE!

  • @Nobody14576
    @Nobody14576 12 днів тому

    Russia: “we have nukes!”
    US: “we’ve actually used them….twice”

  • @chunkycomet9117
    @chunkycomet9117 Рік тому +289

    Im starting to think that nuclear submarine that's missing from Russia's harbor actually just ended up imploding from improper maintenance

    • @garyslayton8340
      @garyslayton8340 Рік тому

      Nah it got stolen by the cartel
      They have at least 4 now

    • @aocg1914
      @aocg1914 Рік тому +6

      Half of russia military is not functional, they dont service their things..

    • @mikesmith8313
      @mikesmith8313 Рік тому

      That's why you're in UA-cam heaven, a place for politics.

    • @HungryGhost999
      @HungryGhost999 Рік тому

      @@mikesmith8313 ok comrade

    • @dragonflysword
      @dragonflysword Рік тому

      ​@@mikesmith8313 A place to find out where you really stand.

  • @PicassosCat
    @PicassosCat Рік тому +369

    "Mom I want a Cold War Nuclear Anxiety of the 80s"
    "We have Nuclear Anxiety at home"
    Nuclear Anxiety at home:

    • @nickfielding5685
      @nickfielding5685 Рік тому

      Spain is the country that invade Catalonia

    • @Dornatum
      @Dornatum Рік тому +2

      Hahahaha

    • @user-bs3ld6kx3p
      @user-bs3ld6kx3p Рік тому +1

      Hi iq comment

    • @nickfielding5685
      @nickfielding5685 Рік тому

      @@user-bs3ld6kx3p Spain is the resoned behind the Russian Ukrain war. If spain can invade a country that had an ilgeal refurendim then why can't Russia. Ukrtain had an Illeagle refurerendim. Catlonia a Ukrain are no diffrent. It due to poland histor on hiding the guilty. Nato is refuseing to recores a country that makes them weaker but they willing to recornised a country t5hat make them stronger.

    • @mrperikito1
      @mrperikito1 Рік тому +1

      Yeah.... the Cuban missile crisis was in 1962 , good joke but you're a few decades off.

  • @relarmy737
    @relarmy737 10 днів тому +1

    Yeah right, Russia is relying and begging for weapons in North Korea 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @WolfeSaber9933
    @WolfeSaber9933 2 дні тому

    Russia also has scenes where priests were blessing their nukes.

  • @jayburn00
    @jayburn00 Рік тому +419

    "I'm not crazy!" shouted the crazy man waving a gun around and pointing it everywhere.

    • @Joko_kendil2023
      @Joko_kendil2023 Рік тому +10

      😂😂. Putin and Kim Jong Un.😂

    • @trueaussie9230
      @trueaussie9230 Рік тому +1

      Just another day in good ol' Murica. 😊🤣

    • @Deusvulttt
      @Deusvulttt Рік тому +1

      “I’m not crazy!” Shouted the teenage girl with 2 moms (emma)😂

    • @howardjones6432
      @howardjones6432 Рік тому

      Most people won't realize how serious your statement is sir...😢

    • @jamesc4196
      @jamesc4196 Рік тому

      Is this like the Biden press team running bots to posts these idiotic comments? Russia WILL use a nuclear weapon if they’re out of munitions. America is on their border.

  • @spartakos3178
    @spartakos3178 Рік тому +459

    If this were a movie: Russia is the fall guy for China's mastermind villain.

    • @degened2990
      @degened2990 Рік тому +11

      Nailed it

    • @ChristisFaithful
      @ChristisFaithful Рік тому +8

      You've come to that too, eh? Didn't hurt that they've had the rep as the enemy for the longest. /sigh

    • @jorgelouis709
      @jorgelouis709 Рік тому +1

      Don’t underestimate USA’s Area 51 weapons

    • @xay6361
      @xay6361 Рік тому +1

      ahem😶

    • @mickeywebb6850
      @mickeywebb6850 Рік тому +7

      ​@@jorgelouis709 Brah, Area 51 is not what it used to be. It's just a repair facility these days.

  • @Andy-ir1ed
    @Andy-ir1ed 2 місяці тому +2

    Aight someone tell me this isn’t propaganda

    • @THYCR3AT0R
      @THYCR3AT0R 2 місяці тому

      it isn't, you're just an evil right wing extremist
      -This comment has been sponsored by the US Government, thank you for reading.

  • @Maozedundu
    @Maozedundu 2 місяці тому

    Putin crying about ”russophopia” whilst consistantly making nuclear threats is comedy 😂

  • @scottruch76
    @scottruch76 Рік тому +553

    To quote Shinedown "oh my here we go another loose cannon gone bi polar..."

    • @aegis6485
      @aegis6485 Рік тому +10

      Quicksand couldn't get much lower but I'm stilling laughing like hell.

    • @censors_starve
      @censors_starve Рік тому +2

      You think that by cryin' to me
      Lookin' so sorry, that I'm gonna believe

    • @scottruch76
      @scottruch76 Рік тому +1

      @@aegis6485 I think you missed a line in there 😂

    • @zsiroslangos
      @zsiroslangos Рік тому

      didnt expect to see shinedown mentioned here

    • @censors_starve
      @censors_starve Рік тому +1

      @@scottruch76 shhhh I was trying to help him by just keeping it going and hope no one noticed

  • @kaws8778
    @kaws8778 Рік тому +318

    North Korea : *frantically scribbling notes*

    • @seabeechief99
      @seabeechief99 Рік тому +2

      🤣😅👏👏

    • @Dleon918
      @Dleon918 Рік тому

      J

    • @kanaanlopz
      @kanaanlopz Рік тому +6

      Sponage Bob: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN
      Patrick: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryaaah *Scribbling*
      That’s what I imagined when I read your comment

    • @zlauriault
      @zlauriault Рік тому

      Hasn't been a superpower in a long time. They just had the whole world believing their vranyo. At the start of the escalated invasion in February, it's embarrassing how many "experts" include broken equipment in their stats of Russia's might, failure of the military command structure and fake reporting. division within the FSB. That's another whole issue.

    • @dukecraig2402
      @dukecraig2402 Рік тому +1

      Mr Kim has his sister taking notes in short hand.
      She'll be needing them in the not too distant future.

  • @cbxsounds135
    @cbxsounds135 День тому

    Kim is like, "that's why that mf wanted to partner up. F!!"

  •  День тому

    Russia = Adam and Eve... America = Adam and Steve... Russia better then America

  • @Defense0001
    @Defense0001 Рік тому +202

    Me knowing Mason and Woods definitely blew up that oil refinery

    • @crimzonpegasus9714
      @crimzonpegasus9714 Рік тому +25

      I heard one of them is a goddamn onion

    • @JasonTodd81804
      @JasonTodd81804 Рік тому +8

      @@crimzonpegasus9714 I also heard one of them is unkillable

    • @_JamesMorrell_
      @_JamesMorrell_ Рік тому +1

      Heh
      I understood that reference

    • @jessecardenas6971
      @jessecardenas6971 Рік тому +4

      I'm a god damn onion mason

    • @alec6583
      @alec6583 Рік тому

      You know it's the boys getting up to their same old bullshit!!

  • @andreatomasi3755
    @andreatomasi3755 Рік тому +480

    "We are preparing our nuke for war"
    America:"your nuke are not ready at a moment notice?"

    • @maliceharding4668
      @maliceharding4668 Рік тому +21

      Russia is currently in the process of updating their nuclear arsenal that icbm being loaded is a brand new missile that replaced a much older missile also most of Russia nukes are mobile not static like ours are

    • @nbgoodiscore1303
      @nbgoodiscore1303 Рік тому +13

      ​@@maliceharding4668 Do they have a good vaccine though?

    • @nbgoodiscore1303
      @nbgoodiscore1303 Рік тому +7

      ​@@maliceharding4668 Good luck in the next pandemic lmao

    • @Mamangssamlekom
      @Mamangssamlekom Рік тому +3

      Thx to remind me now launch begin its Mess before now i can really penetrate Ukraine newbie army

    • @Rezixit29
      @Rezixit29 Рік тому +11

      @@nbgoodiscore1303 bro the pandemic been over for a good minute now

  • @hior12israel49
    @hior12israel49 2 місяці тому +6

    Are you trying to convince the American people or yourselves? Cause Ukraine and now Iran is making America look stupid AF...

    • @mike-vc1qm
      @mike-vc1qm 12 днів тому

      Are they thsn why we always laughing at bum ass countries

  • @O-smoka
    @O-smoka 4 дні тому

    This should scare the US. Thank God Putin has some restraint.

  • @thefattertheratter45
    @thefattertheratter45 Рік тому +640

    "How am I supposed to be afraid of a country whose currency is worth less than clash royale gems?"

    • @AWE_ZIOLIO
      @AWE_ZIOLIO Рік тому +22

      pound is not feeling good that's right lmao

    • @nasalekausalitat
      @nasalekausalitat Рік тому

      The rubel actually went stronger after the war broke out. Fucking sanctions backfired, especially for the euro zone. Our currency dropped that hard, it was equal to a dollar which didnt happened for at least a decade

    • @jokubasmirinas116
      @jokubasmirinas116 Рік тому +29

      ​@@AWE_ZIOLIOstill better than ruble.

    • @QwerYT4819
      @QwerYT4819 Рік тому +6

      clash royale gems don't even have value

    • @Tym4477
      @Tym4477 Рік тому +15

      What do you think the US currency back by?

  • @wowanimejoshua5149
    @wowanimejoshua5149 Рік тому +163

    Stalker fans and fallout fans arguing which apocalypse it's gonna be:

    • @iidadirector4284
      @iidadirector4284 Рік тому +28

      In STALKER it's not an apocalypse it's a single zone of anomalies that popped up after the Chernobyl event, outside the zone the world is normal

    • @zelenyninja5294
      @zelenyninja5294 Рік тому +34

      It Will be more like metro vs Fallout

    • @MrToranaGuy
      @MrToranaGuy Рік тому +15

      More like Metro series or Fallout, but yeah, I wonder which Apocalypse it will be?

    • @crossfox1991
      @crossfox1991 Рік тому +6

      ​@@MrToranaGuy why not both

    • @alexmorris5208
      @alexmorris5208 Рік тому +6

      Neither it will end with Brazil conquering everything that is left

  • @Cragmortis
    @Cragmortis Місяць тому

    Russia is like that kid that doesn't learn that the stove burns you when it's hot and keeps touching it thinking that it's gonna stop hurting.

  • @a22509
    @a22509 3 місяці тому +22

    Why is the U.S. even getting into a war where we spent twenty years a fighting an army who was barefoot in pajamas and lost

    • @jchristif
      @jchristif 2 місяці тому +5

      Lost or decided to leave after 19.5 years too long of being there… clown

    • @nekkoskrilla6750
      @nekkoskrilla6750 2 місяці тому +3

      D_mned if USA does.
      D_mned if USA doesn't.
      Either way people will cry. Can't satisfy everyone. What's sickening is how USA will send billion$ quick, fast, & in a hurry to a foreign country that absolutely despises the West when it's own citizens are struggling. People haven't forgotten about the +2,000 kiddos that are missing from Hawaii and the constant crisis at the USA/Mexico border just to name a couple. 💯

    • @CASA-dy4vs
      @CASA-dy4vs 2 місяці тому

      You realise that the US had better shit to do so they just packed up shop and left, not defeated but straight up thought that the Vietcong or what evs weren’t worth any time and just fucked off somewhere else

    • @AnonymousAnomalous
      @AnonymousAnomalous 2 місяці тому

      What's sad is how easily gullible Americans will buy into Russian talking points. We have more than enough money to help our people and protect democracy abroad, while weakening one of our biggest strategic adversaries. Unfortunately our politicians like having a border issue so they can campaign on it and stay in power, so they can continue doing nothing with it. And Russia knows that and pushes their propaganda onto our already divided society. And it works...

    • @RichardWagner-hi4zn
      @RichardWagner-hi4zn 2 місяці тому +1

      @@jchristif The enemy was ready though. So the military presence was useless.

  • @FlyingAlfredoSaucer
    @FlyingAlfredoSaucer Рік тому +1260

    Literally in month one we heard they were running out of ammunition, that claim has little weight anymore in month 11.

    • @rexsceleratorum1632
      @rexsceleratorum1632 Рік тому +49

      ...because the first month is the most likely time to run out of ammo?

    • @FlyingAlfredoSaucer
      @FlyingAlfredoSaucer Рік тому +209

      @@rexsceleratorum1632 the point is, if people are constantly saying Russia is running out of ammunition, after a certain point we should stop using those claims as basis for when to expect them to actually run out of ammunition.

    • @rexsceleratorum1632
      @rexsceleratorum1632 Рік тому +162

      @@FlyingAlfredoSaucer Russia will never "run out of ammo" because they have factories that make new ammo. But they will exhaust stockpiles and run low on ammo at some point, and for artillery it is already happening. Reports are that Russian shelling is down to one third of the rate in the early months.

    • @robrandolph9463
      @robrandolph9463 Рік тому +16

      @@rexsceleratorum1632
      Remember when we couldn’t get any at Cabellas

    • @leroy420b
      @leroy420b Рік тому

      The more correct way to put it is that they are running low on ammunition. Which is absolutely true because US intelligence is listening to everything that Russia says All of it we read Putin's emails we know exactly where he is He throws a nuke we're going to put one on his head He won't get out alive.

  • @officialxverzusz
    @officialxverzusz Рік тому +366

    Russia: I'm not the mad one, you are! I'm not mad at all! *Proceeds to load active warhead into silo *

    • @Droski-Boutta-Bag
      @Droski-Boutta-Bag Рік тому +16

      *nuke doesn’t launch*
      Putin: make it work or I’ll have your head on a pike
      Supply officer: but Kremlin, we ran out of lumber a month ago

    • @anasfaisal2892
      @anasfaisal2892 Рік тому

      @@Droski-Boutta-Bag Kiev mayor- Russia fired 72 missiles we shot down 68 missiles. Of all their targets, 10 were destroyed(10 far apart targets that need at least 10 missile hits confirmed)
      Something about this Ukrainian math and western propaganda doesn’t add up…
      Meanwhile admits all of the Ukrainian people are freezing and one of the Ukrainian ministers tells them, you won’t have hot water to clean up the mess once your done but this is the time to go home and make love(we need more men to throw into the Bakhmut meat grinder and you baby factories are gonna get us that).
      Poor Ukrainians… and poor gullible commeners of the west… their being lied to and the Ukrainians killed… oh well😢 guess In the end when Ukraine is lost to Russia, the US and the others will just say that probably Ukrainians had something to do with 9/11 so that’s why we abandoned them. The political elite has to save face somehow you know?

    • @Droski-Boutta-Bag
      @Droski-Boutta-Bag Рік тому +2

      @@anasfaisal2892 lol Russian bot 😂so accounts coming from Ukrainian citizens is propaganda now? Is it propaganda that Russia is so shitty that 2 men crossed the water between Russia and Alaska just to avoid having to fight in the pointless war?
      The us and nato didn’t get involved until two months in of which in those 2 months russia was still having trouble and threatening nuclear strikes every other day😂😂😂

    • @CalonDosen25
      @CalonDosen25 Рік тому

      Somehow I really want to see Russia use its nukes. Even if there is a nuclear apocalypse, my country is far from Europe or the US, so there is still much longer time to live than those of you who live in Europe or in the US

    • @victorfranko8317
      @victorfranko8317 Рік тому +4

      Not a good idea to push people in a corner regardless if they are crazy or not

  • @jeffuyeda1972
    @jeffuyeda1972 День тому

    Russia fires the missile, but it goes straight up, then down on top of them .

  • @mikeh3084
    @mikeh3084 3 місяці тому +1

    Somebody is a leftish sheep.
    -Combat Vet

  • @B3RyL
    @B3RyL Рік тому +247

    "How dare you threaten to defend yourself!" Is basically the entire Russian policy in this war.

    • @mathiasrryba
      @mathiasrryba Рік тому

      It's been their policy for more than a decade.
      When Poland tried to buy Patriots in late 2000s or early 2010s its been deterred by Russia threatening launching nukes from Kaliningrad.
      Russia is the only country in this conflict that should be demilitarized

    • @shuyainaba27
      @shuyainaba27 Рік тому

      What would you think if Russia was sending billions weapons to a country right on our border would that be Russia defending themselves 🤔

    • @mathiasrryba
      @mathiasrryba Рік тому +3

      @@shuyainaba27 If you were the invader of that country. That country utilizing allies to arm itself is that country defending itseld

    • @B3RyL
      @B3RyL Рік тому +5

      @@shuyainaba27 I mean, they are. Ever heard of Belarus?

    • @shuyainaba27
      @shuyainaba27 Рік тому

      @@B3RyL is Belarus anywhere near our borders? It would be like if Russia sent weapons to a country like Cuba for instance right by us last time that happened United States was ready to drop nukes too but no one considers history just listen to these bs propaganda and it’s gonna get us all killed

  • @williamconner4206
    @williamconner4206 Рік тому +420

    “One of Russia’s largest oil refineries blew up today…” I did a little laugh through my nose when I heard that

    • @OfficialPixelboy
      @OfficialPixelboy Рік тому +13

      I wonder how that happened? 🤔 😂

    • @awhahoo
      @awhahoo Рік тому +2

      I had flashbacks to red storm rising ngl

    • @mrkennady
      @mrkennady Рік тому

      @@OfficialPixelboy American predator drone, that’s how it happened. Russia is completely in the right and is Americans are the assholes right now.

    • @Mark-ug6fx
      @Mark-ug6fx Рік тому +21

      Laugh when a nuclear war happens,the Americans have gone too far, imagine Russia doing this in Mexico and placing armies around you

    • @Jameson52722
      @Jameson52722 Рік тому

      ​@@Mark-ug6fxtrue

  • @billyrubin3108
    @billyrubin3108 18 годин тому

    I would be frightened if the West didn’t have the same weapons as well, but the West’s weapons are highly accurate and well maintained.

  • @edeciotheghost1637
    @edeciotheghost1637 2 місяці тому

    US: ukraine, please dont blow up the oil
    Ukraine: *blows up the oil*
    US: *sad oil texan noises*

  • @blkrob55
    @blkrob55 8 місяців тому +913

    Russia has been “running out of ammunition” for over a year now. 😂

    • @jimhutcho1083
      @jimhutcho1083 7 місяців тому +70

      this video is nearly a year old

    • @whatalegenddamn
      @whatalegenddamn 7 місяців тому +122

      Western propaganda as usual

    • @generalpatrick8631
      @generalpatrick8631 7 місяців тому +14

      He did they need to use shifty ammo now, not that complicated also yeah like a year ago

    • @santivargasf
      @santivargasf 7 місяців тому +45

      You do realize that it's entirely possible to be low on anything while not exactly running out of it in amount. Money, for example.

    • @TeurastajaNexus
      @TeurastajaNexus 7 місяців тому +18

      ​@@whatalegenddamnCope

  • @jaygee553
    @jaygee553 Рік тому +408

    Read Smedley Butler's tiny book. Repeat often: all wars are bankers wars.

    • @tptarh
      @tptarh Рік тому +4

      Brilliant

    • @Hardcorecults
      @Hardcorecults Рік тому +1

      Ukraine is a place that our politicians and the deep state are laundering our future tax dollars through a revolving door in Ukraine. None of this ends well Ukraine is not going to ever be the same again. If it were the case of Putin was going to lose he’ll just use nukes we are going to be forced into a conventional war with Russia, and then it will end with nukes

    • @oswaldoreyes9066
      @oswaldoreyes9066 Рік тому +25

      I agree. A lot of people fail to realize that while war creates death, destruction and suffering for sometimes millions of people. Others use war to become very wealthy.

    • @mykethevet
      @mykethevet Рік тому +6

      No doubt about it.
      💯

    • @echota23
      @echota23 Рік тому +6

      You beat me to it.

  • @aGumball
    @aGumball 21 день тому

    Russia: "Too Low. Terrain"
    America: "Then Pull Up"

  • @rss112
    @rss112 21 день тому

    US be like ours been loaded for years 😅

  • @charlesshallcross9170
    @charlesshallcross9170 Рік тому +338

    Politicians that don't fight wars. Sure do talk tough. De-escalation and peace agreement is the best way.

    • @warrensteel9954
      @warrensteel9954 Рік тому +22

      Peace agreement.
      1: Russia leaves Ukraine.
      2: Russia returns all POWs.
      3: Russia returns all land annexed.
      4: Russia pays reparations.

    • @wraithrunner2355
      @wraithrunner2355 Рік тому +12

      Clearly that's not going to happen we're dealing with Russia lol

    • @boxingmma.
      @boxingmma. Рік тому +12

      It is the best way but the opposite is gonna happen.This is America's new Iraq/Afghanistan so Lockheed Martin and Raytheon etc aren't letting this end anytime soon.

    • @ryanmumbower3035
      @ryanmumbower3035 Рік тому

      Russia is in way too deep to consider peace agreements. Putin will do almost anything to keep Russia from being a laughingstock. It's also perilous for his position of power if this goes sideways

    • @ryanmumbower3035
      @ryanmumbower3035 Рік тому +4

      ​@@warrensteel9954 not seeing one of those things happening

  • @Einsym
    @Einsym Рік тому +491

    "They're running out of ammo!"
    *Months later*
    "They're running out of ammo!"

    • @humblenecron2414
      @humblenecron2414 Рік тому +71

      *Months after that*
      "It is us who need more ammo!"

    • @Dazzxp
      @Dazzxp Рік тому +34

      9 months later, it's repeated every single month it gets boring after a while let alone almost a year.

    • @mitchwerbell4679
      @mitchwerbell4679 Рік тому

      When you have to bury your tanks in mud as artillery emplacements, you're not getting what NATO promised.

    • @TheCaptainSplatter
      @TheCaptainSplatter Рік тому +13

      Running out of good stuff

    • @bennynackholm866
      @bennynackholm866 Рік тому +27

      General Surovikin Said it was a New year miracle when he found out that 120 missiles were launched despite that the news he read said there was none to launch. Russian humour is the best. I hope Russia cut the Atlantic digital cables soon as tit for tat . And send the bill for the Nordstream 1 and 2 in Ruble only LOL

  • @krakenoxe
    @krakenoxe Місяць тому

    Russia: Low on ammo
    Ukraine: Low on people
    Smh

  • @OldManMuskrat
    @OldManMuskrat 26 днів тому

    Just don't mess with any of our boats. Russia has been warned

  • @DustinMichael-xk8cr
    @DustinMichael-xk8cr 11 місяців тому +110

    “I swear we aren’t crazy!”
    “Now release the lions”

    • @xbsr3x
      @xbsr3x 9 місяців тому +9

      MAN THE CANONS AND READY THE FLINTLOCKS
      -russian liutenant in field

    • @kaleeysmith8801
      @kaleeysmith8801 9 місяців тому

      americans will never ever, never ever understand that russians and chinese are serious people, when they give many many... many many... many many warnings..... eventually they will kill you all even if the world blows up. So let's get this nuclear war going.

    • @DaithiONUALLAIN-ow3es
      @DaithiONUALLAIN-ow3es 8 місяців тому

      @@xbsr3xyour an Indian who lives in Britain I’m right aren’t I !!

    • @xbsr3x
      @xbsr3x 8 місяців тому +2

      @@DaithiONUALLAIN-ow3es uh i was a türkish living in eastern anatolia

    • @DaithiONUALLAIN-ow3es
      @DaithiONUALLAIN-ow3es 8 місяців тому

      @@xbsr3x oh I got it wrong lolz I thought I need every country bar a few so I never heard of Anatolia were it that place? You Muslims seem to have to keep moving Allah gave your people great riches when he gave you oil but to many of you are moving away from the Islam world and are angry Saudi Arabia and the other rich oil countries should be making sure all Muslims live in the holy land and at home. I think your people need to look at the rich countries and tell them they are wasting money on themselves so what they do is make you angry at the west so you won’t be angry at them so they are evil people. Muslims should all go home and stop the wars children shouldn’t have to be afraid of the sky “drones “. You look after yourself and your family can I ask you something can you move to Saudi Arabia or Dubi Arab Emerates. Too many of your people have been moved to the west by the rich counties they all should be at home near allah and the holy Arab lands . Take care kid I’m from the Emerald Isle.

  • @BidenCrashenomics
    @BidenCrashenomics Рік тому +189

    Russia: Don't make me count to 10!
    US: I'll start for you 1....2...

    • @BaBaDoo0
      @BaBaDoo0 Рік тому

      And what? Blow yourself up? 🤣

    • @BidenCrashenomics
      @BidenCrashenomics Рік тому +13

      @@BaBaDoo0 Russia can't even take Ukraine.....

    • @BaBaDoo0
      @BaBaDoo0 Рік тому +7

      @@BidenCrashenomics most definitely can even with all the wold helping ukraine they just do its slow mot the destroy to much if the country 😉

    • @cerealbird4476
      @cerealbird4476 Рік тому

      @@BaBaDoo0 bro they literally regularly bomb and completely demolish civilian infrastructure, that is definitely not what they’re doing.

    • @BaBaDoo0
      @BaBaDoo0 Рік тому

      @@cerealbird4476 civilian infrastructure full with military, and is nothing different that what the USA do everywhere even kills journalists!

  • @simmy2208
    @simmy2208 9 годин тому

    I think its funny that they're such an incompetent force that this can't even be taken as an actual threat

  • @JH-yk5re
    @JH-yk5re 5 днів тому

    US IS already scared... without this all😂

  • @Kristen70364
    @Kristen70364 Рік тому +87

    US: "So anyway, I started blasting."

    • @uyfj9312
      @uyfj9312 Рік тому

      No in all honesty just one of their missiles could devastate the entire coast of California if anything nuclear happens it's going to be the end of everything and I wouldn't doubt it if they had a fourth strike weapon heading away

    • @Kristen70364
      @Kristen70364 Рік тому

      @@uyfj9312 Oh, it for sure would wreck the US for a very long time, but let's be real here. There are several more pointed at Russia as week speak. The moment it's detected that a bomb is heading this way, Russia will cease to exist.

    • @ClaudiaMitchell-jn7fw
      @ClaudiaMitchell-jn7fw 11 місяців тому

      😳

  • @kwartylion8134
    @kwartylion8134 Рік тому +197

    USA gave Ukraine smart rockets, Russia responded with pissed off rockets

    • @donavonrobbins1908
      @donavonrobbins1908 Рік тому +4

      Russia responded with increased demilitarization.

    • @adanmeza2.05
      @adanmeza2.05 Рік тому

      Y’all stupid 💀

    • @donavonrobbins1908
      @donavonrobbins1908 Рік тому

      @Cl1nton Body count well then they must've use to REALLY suck.

    • @elchicogore9517
      @elchicogore9517 Рік тому

      Only russia?, Wasnt that USA was SO mad because of the russian invasion that started giving Ukraine random weapons?
      That seems pretty pissed off from USA honestly.

    • @kwartylion8134
      @kwartylion8134 Рік тому

      @@elchicogore9517
      "Pissed of missiles" - nuclear missiles

  • @nelsongrant6882
    @nelsongrant6882 11 днів тому

    Oh I’m sure the Russians are shaking in their snow covered boots😂

  • @JPhillips173
    @JPhillips173 3 місяці тому +1

    Hey it’s 3 months after this video was published… These guys were wrong about everything. No refineries blew up, just another homemade drone with zero impact. Russia is still firing artillery at a rate of 10 to 1, Advikka has been lost along with a majority of Donetsk.
    Maybe if you made less videos, and learned to fight you could win a battle other than the media battle.

  • @placeholdernameamistupid
    @placeholdernameamistupid 13 годин тому

    All I see is Russia crying when the playing field is leveled

  • @boypenguin9946
    @boypenguin9946 Рік тому +215

    Ukraine be like: *insert Clash Royale emote guy laughing*
    -Studio ran out of budget sorry

  • @goofyahhgamer35productions39
    @goofyahhgamer35productions39 11 місяців тому +320

    Russia: We have an ICBM
    America: How cute.

    • @Butchsiek
      @Butchsiek 9 місяців тому

      Think about how Russia has more missiles than the U.S.
      Then China being an ally of Russia has even more..

    • @ulysses58599
      @ulysses58599 9 місяців тому +23

      “My button’s bigger and it works” you must admit that is a pretty bad ass quote.

    • @xptics
      @xptics 9 місяців тому +11

      “hey putin! catch!”

    • @joehutchinson3191
      @joehutchinson3191 9 місяців тому +3

      What you get from the government for 911???

    • @joehutchinson3191
      @joehutchinson3191 9 місяців тому +1

      I got 35 nuclear weapons exploded over me and 200 worthless Humans

  • @ivanzed
    @ivanzed День тому +1

    Russia is weak....so so weak.

  • @Fact_cannon.
    @Fact_cannon. Місяць тому

    Remember Russia ran out of ammunition two years ago

  • @johnlogan7810
    @johnlogan7810 Рік тому +61

    “We ran out of modern weapons Sir”
    “Bring out the Tsar Tsar”

    • @Dazzxp
      @Dazzxp Рік тому +3

      Tsar bomba? Heck that test was only at 50% and the test pilots barely escaped lol

    • @quebecome
      @quebecome Рік тому +2

      Russia To tsar Ukraine is like hammering 🔨 an ant on top of your head, too close for comfort.

    • @oofoof5818
      @oofoof5818 Рік тому

      ​@@quebecome its not. It Will destroy ukraine not them. Just basically check what happened after 1st tsar bomb test.

    • @quebecome
      @quebecome Рік тому

      @@oofoof5818 the stage 6 of the process will destroy russia.

  • @pieskobi943
    @pieskobi943 Рік тому +147

    The moment you have to scare people with nukes is the moment you admit that you are losing.

    • @johanstinson
      @johanstinson Рік тому +12

      I mean....the USA does it all rhe time.....

    • @theblueexorcist8731
      @theblueexorcist8731 Рік тому

      The moment when you listen to woke left media and philips D idiot is the moment you know you need to go touch grass

    • @Deaglan753
      @Deaglan753 Рік тому +6

      ​@@johanstinsonmost of those times were from the cold war between the USSR and USA
      and even so, Russia is doing that exact thing right now

    • @bp1359
      @bp1359 Рік тому

      Uuuum, Biden did it recently. Maybe its his subconscious wanting to blow up all the, ahem, evidence

    • @johanstinson
      @johanstinson Рік тому

      How about when a President threatens his born citizens with warplanes and missles? What is that moment?

  • @user-bg9sg8cm3s
    @user-bg9sg8cm3s 3 місяці тому

    The problem is Russia is geared up for war and America isn’t,America needs more arms factories and fast once they get going though no one can compete

  • @AjarZzzz
    @AjarZzzz 2 місяці тому

    Oh. A little late. Ohio class is already loaded and ready to go.