Bros DO lie to each other, bro. My bro lied to three people in front of a campfire about a smash that never happened, because he'd told a different and much more believable story to two of already and forgotten about it.
@Sol Nangu Well, he was pretty insecure and become more and more of a douche as he went off to university and acted like he was better than us. Yea, we haven't been friends in a long time. So there you go. I still think there's a lot of exaggerating of sexual exploits as teenagers/early 20s to bros, semi-bros and randos. I saw it all the time. I did it myself. I was just a kid.
True that I know of me and the squad are pretty honest about that but to be honest we don't really ask if "we smashed" unless for some random reason that conversation comes up out of the blue. To be fair though I've been lucky enough to have the same best friends for about 15 years so our conversations are a lot different more like family conversations lol
The scene with the bop-it is the most realistic journey into the male psyche ever depicted. That is 100% without a doubt how we act. Even the friend on the couch dancing. 100% accurate.
I'm in full agreeance. It doesn't necessarily even have to be bop it - but they encapsulated the male bro energy in our natural environment perfectly. I almost feel like the secret is out it was so accurate.
@@ausaafzaidi lol i know the feeling bro. i eat gluten and i'll get an allergic reaction that will cause a chunk of skin to fall off and leave an open wound that takes a couple weeks to heal. ROFL fuk u god cya soon
The subtext of the guys’ interaction is thick and meaningful. There’s a subtle suggestion of longing in his eyes when he mentioning smashing, surely evoking his pride that he would’ve loved to have shared with his father, who was taken by ruthless cancer in his body. This affirmation from his friend is what he has as replacement for the male bond with the man whom he truly loved, but never felt enough of that love back. This moment of male-to-male recognition is small but more significant than any other
Deep undercover research. Probably hacked his fb page and interrogated his friends before the date. They'll do that. Cover your tracks my dude, don't let any information leak, get off the grid and dispose of your snitchy friends!
If the guy put any more care, thought or stress into this crucial time period after the date then he’d be labeled as “clingy”. Accurate sketch for sure.
@@AnimeFreakish78 lol what? Any guy who just went out with a chick as hot as Nikki is going to be obsessing over it too unless he’s already a total chad
@Saitama that’s some choosing beggars shit Maybe she’s just whatever over the internet but if she was your Nextdoor neighbor you’d be fantasizing about your grandkids together
Never been on a date. Because I knew if I didn't marry whoever I took on the date... they'd be suicidal knowing it NEVER gets better #PRINCEYESHUA #EROSLOVE
Don't forget taking a selfie from every conceivable angle known to mankind (and a few that aren't) before deciding that the lighting isn't good enough.
Sir with all due respect we already have 30 different pics selected in our minds, with 293 possible captions for each one. You give us so little credit, it’s almost insulting…we overthink things wayyyyy before they happen.
Nikki smash. It has taken a long time for me to get you, Nikki - many, many videos, trying to understand the angles, the cultural references, the generational shift (I'm mid-60's) - and now I look forward to each new entry and fall apart laughing with every new piece I can find. I love your art and keep it coming. Thank you.
Wrong, they would actually be better off, because majority of women go off their feelings which is even worse than being analytical. Because women go through 1000 different emotions each day like a roller coaster
We are! The text was probably saying she didn't want to see him anymore, simply due to the severe over analysis equalling to him not being interested enough. He would probably respond by saying ok, making them affirm their diagnosis, then the girls will revert to stalking for any clue he does like them whilst convincing themselves that intact he was their true soulmate, then feel severely heartbroken that he made no effort to chase the relationship back.
If you over think everything, this is what you'll end up like. And you'll go on dozens of dates because you work yourself up over shit that doesn't matter. Just take your time and not worry, relax.
People knock her, but don't understand the amount of dedication that goes into studying, researching and stalking the date before it happens. Precision.
They really do have to over analyze everything. We just want a fun harmless casual date when in fact it was a job interview with a panel of girls judging you, as if one wasn't enough.
Literally knew a girl who told me she knew whether or not she’d like a guy in 2 seconds just by looking at his shoes... & it wasn’t even how big they were...
You really can tell a lot about a person by their shoes though esp on a date. Dress shoes vs sperries vs new balances. You can pretty much imagine the type of person wearing each type of shoe
We don’t lie about what happens on the date… be it a kiss or smashing. But pretty much everything else depicted in the video is accurate. The post-date fart is the realest part.
It seems men need to do more than women do to impress the other sex on the first date, what I mean is, whenever a man and a woman go in a first date with each other and a second date doesn't happen, most of the time it's because the woman lost interest instead of the man having lost interest.
You always keep it real with your bros, especially your roommate. No need to lie about bodies. If you don’t smash, your homies are going to be the ones to help you figure out how to close the deal or diagnose if she is just using you and wasting your time. You only get that level of support by being honest.
This insight into the female dating analytics is exactly what I thought went on behind the scenes. Thanks for making me finally confirm I’m not the crazy one
100% accurate 😂 After each date i drop my girlfriend off and just drive back listening to music or whatever, then when i get home i just read or watch something, play with my dog, eat again, etc. and my girlfriend messages me asking if i got home already and if so why haven't i sent her a message, etc.
I once told a female friend that I know they keep extensive records on guys they date, or interested in and that is shared in some kind of secret word of mouth female database. She adamantly denied this. This is exactly how I imagine how they analyse post dates.
it's literally the stupidest thing ever. But a lot of girls treat it as their confirmation of requesting a follow up lol. If they text you your in. You text them you gotta analyze the text. Just slap ass sorry to say before you step in your car worked for me haha said sorry couldn't resist. That's how got my confirmation and girl friend.
that is because from the evolutionary point of view, in humans it's the female that selects the partner, usually from multiple possible options. The men on the other side usually have to compete for the same partner, at least this is the standard model of how finding a partner works in our minds. In this system there is a flaw tho: the woman dominates the process, and a woman always finds incredible, dumb and flabbergasting ways to over complicate simple things. So in many aspects, the process can be judged as ridiculous by the man's perspective. And he's right.
I believe the implication is that manly men just do enough physical activities to not gain weight. I've never seen a man order a salad anywhere except my own fat ass when I was on a diet. But now I work out and I don't need a diet so I order the delicious 400 gram hamburger and still lose weight.
You deserve a lot more subscribers. Your content is amazing, I genuinely think if you were a dude doing the guy side of things, you would’ve blown up to 1M awhile ago
Yep, they're all about the details, but didn't catch that. But if she's a New Yorker, she probably would have speed-bagged his balls for opening the door. They're so independent 🤣🤣
bros never lie to each other, if we don't smash, we don't say we smashed. The rest is perfectly depicted.
Bros DO lie to each other, bro. My bro lied to three people in front of a campfire about a smash that never happened, because he'd told a different and much more believable story to two of already and forgotten about it.
@Sol Nangu Well, he was pretty insecure and become more and more of a douche as he went off to university and acted like he was better than us. Yea, we haven't been friends in a long time. So there you go.
I still think there's a lot of exaggerating of sexual exploits as teenagers/early 20s to bros, semi-bros and randos. I saw it all the time. I did it myself. I was just a kid.
@Sol Nangu could not have said it better myself... he just isn't a bro
Lol I knows homies who lie about that bro lol
@@squamish4244 Teenagers yes. They lie about that stuff all the time. Adult bros usually don't.
“It’s never too late to buy bitcoin bro” 😂👌🏼
I have a feeling you know about the coin
@@awarenesswithandrew9476 yeeeeeee we goin to da moon bois
@@awarenesswithandrew9476 I wanna buy it but it's already up to 48k a coin
@@jondoe5305 people were saying the same when it hit $100 too. If you wait a few months more, you can buy 1 bitcoin at $100k.
Haha.
Actually true.
This is accurate. We do not lie about smashing though, that's pathetic. At least not me or the dudes I've known.
True that I know of me and the squad are pretty honest about that but to be honest we don't really ask if "we smashed" unless for some random reason that conversation comes up out of the blue. To be fair though I've been lucky enough to have the same best friends for about 15 years so our conversations are a lot different more like family conversations lol
You've got some good bros, bro👍
True, I don't lie , but there's plenty of losers that do.
But when they get found out it's shame time !!!
Most alpha males don't lie about banging, only betas do.
@@ericvid ......ok....?
The scene with the bop-it is the most realistic journey into the male psyche ever depicted. That is 100% without a doubt how we act. Even the friend on the couch dancing. 100% accurate.
It’s so true lol
Really?
@@borednerd2100 yes. Have you ever played bop-it?
I'm in full agreeance. It doesn't necessarily even have to be bop it - but they encapsulated the male bro energy in our natural environment perfectly. I almost feel like the secret is out it was so accurate.
I felt that scene so much xD. Bop it is great.
When they mentioned his zodiac sign this sketch transferred from fiction to reality.
Naw some people are dumb enough to buy into the astrology mumbo jumbo
@@EricGraham94 you must not know women they believe in that more than anything you will ever say
Facts😂
I don't think any of it is fiction.
MALAKHI WILK 1000000% fact 100 🤣😂😂😂 no 🧢
Indeed, the post-date fart we've held in the entire night is the most important part of the date night. 🙂
Fax
you need to learn the slick fart technique bro
@@TheIcefeez that is high risk low reward
Just fart in front of her. Real ones won’t care.
Just go to the toilette
"And he does eat gluten" *writes 'not a bitch' on whiteboard* hits home too hard
Hits home when you have coeliac disease :/
@@ausaafzaidi lol i know the feeling bro. i eat gluten and i'll get an allergic reaction that will cause a chunk of skin to fall off and leave an open wound that takes a couple weeks to heal. ROFL fuk u god cya soon
@@perennialistperspective 🥴🥴🥴
Wait what? Man the shit we take for granted
Yeah...eat the bread, don't be a BITCH!
In every "after the date" sketch, there has to be a fart or the sketch isn't realistic
Exactly, awesome name
agreed
Hahahahahahahaha so true
Fr tho I be stinkin my car up when Im by myself 🤣
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So true it hurts.
- "You smash?"
- "Yeah"
- "Sick"
That’s all we wanna know
saying yeah when you actually didn't, yeah so true it hurts nocap
I know it’s easier to say yes but just tell them the truth, the bros will still love you
I’d you’d quit using words like cap and no cap you might develop your own personality and be dropping panties like flies
@@jordanw1649 im 18 and im pretty sure ive dropped more panties than anyone my age(not flexing, just sayin) so, im good mate ;)
The subtext of the guys’ interaction is thick and meaningful. There’s a subtle suggestion of longing in his eyes when he mentioning smashing, surely evoking his pride that he would’ve loved to have shared with his father, who was taken by ruthless cancer in his body. This affirmation from his friend is what he has as replacement for the male bond with the man whom he truly loved, but never felt enough of that love back. This moment of male-to-male recognition is small but more significant than any other
Underrated comment
@@helsharidy123 Fr this had me geeking
English teachers be like
Wow that's deep
Damn you are a psychology student?
I'm just wondering how she know the guys side so well .
Deep undercover research. Probably hacked his fb page and interrogated his friends before the date. They'll do that. Cover your tracks my dude, don't let any information leak, get off the grid and dispose of your snitchy friends!
Stevie and Brent and Alex
Who knows how they know what they know man ... start going down that path we’ll need a white board too 😂
Maybe cuz there is guys in the video?
it's called having guy friends
"Respectable sign in a potential mate"
"Yo!"
"What up!"
"Gotta poop"
"Sick"
If the guy put any more care, thought or stress into this crucial time period after the date then he’d be labeled as “clingy”. Accurate sketch for sure.
Honestly guys compartmentalize everything including parts of their day. The second she got out he sas moving on
@@AnimeFreakish78 lol what? Any guy who just went out with a chick as hot as Nikki is going to be obsessing over it too unless he’s already a total chad
@@Merknilash especially if she aint let you smash yet woulda been salty lowkey 🤣🤣
@Saitama that’s some choosing beggars shit
Maybe she’s just whatever over the internet but if she was your Nextdoor neighbor you’d be fantasizing about your grandkids together
👏👏
"It's never too late to buy Bitcoin, bro."
Fucking hilarious!! #HODL
HODLers are everywhere.
Can you explain why its funny
💎 🤚 🚀 🌙
Did we ask you ain't funny 🤡🤡🤡
HODL
When you date a woman, you dating her friends behind the scenes, too. You dating the whole think tank.
You're dating a village as everyone is putting their two cents in. The more oblivious men are to it the better. Just bop-it!
"Punctual but not too punctual"
Write that down!
Write that down!!
This was perfect.
Punctual means commitment.
Too punctual could mean desperate or control freak.
"fashionably late" I.e. 2-5 minutes late for any function, pick up, etc.
Gentlemen, if you want to know where she wants to go to eat, tell her to guess where you’re taking her, and then take her to the first guess 😂
S M O O T H
What if she guesses a place that needs a reservation you haven't made?
@@simos6jipros154 then tell her to guess again 😂
@@simos6jipros154 I didn’t even think of that, but I’ll do what @Crongo said 😂
That meme tho
As someone who's never gone on a date, this is incredibly accurate
as someone who has gone on dates this is accurate lmao.
Never been on a date. Because I knew if I didn't marry whoever I took on the date... they'd be suicidal knowing it NEVER gets better
#PRINCEYESHUA #EROSLOVE
"Let's begin." That confirms my suspicions. Another great short. Please keep 'em coming.
“He either lives in Silver Lake, Echo Park, or Highland Park,” such an underrated line!😂😂😂
She's already bugged his house, His phone and has friends under surveillance. Satellite imagery should be coming in 3..2...1.🤣🤣
Unrealistic. A girl can't upload a post that quick without spending hours on a caption.
Exactly!!!!
She had it ready before the date 🤯
and the caption is always like a Nietzsche's quote over a cringe contracted lips pic
Don't forget taking a selfie from every conceivable angle known to mankind (and a few that aren't) before deciding that the lighting isn't good enough.
Sir with all due respect we already have 30 different pics selected in our minds, with 293 possible captions for each one. You give us so little credit, it’s almost insulting…we overthink things wayyyyy before they happen.
The fact that he wafted the smell of his fart towards him, I can’t
bask in the ambience
So real
It was a good day.
lmao we wear our farts like a medal, esp the smelly ones
I mean, who doesn't enjoy their own product?
When he sang "I only love mahbed, my mama..." i die of laughter, so fukin accurate!
its Mahbed, middle name of Drakes son
@@sno0pz832 Damn. My Bed would have been better.
@@sno0pz832 didn't know, ty!
@@sno0pz832no
You know it's good when she said 'Let's begin' 😀
when he started to sing God Plan LOL IM DED
“Just put in as much money as you could afford to lose” literally just told my friend that last night
Praying for both of you.. 😬
Bet you regreting that if you still have the coin.
Every few months I come back to enjoy this masterpiece and to remind myself of how stupid dating can be. 😂
The accapella "Gods plan" on the way home was somehow the most accurate thing ever 😂
You're a comedic genius you woman! The thing about the fart works both ways though, we're both holding it in aren't we 😂
As soon as he drove off. Was expecting a long squeaker.
@@bannedmann4469 haha he did cut one not too later though did he
Yeah but only us guys sniff our own farts.
Girls fart? Disgusting
everyone knows girls cant fart
The Bop-It toy brought back so much nostalgia man.
That was epic!!!! I loved the intense music and dramatic acting of the women. The guys also nailed it with their vacant simple-mindedness! Well done!
"I gotta poop."
"Sick."
Nikki smash. It has taken a long time for me to get you, Nikki - many, many videos, trying to understand the angles, the cultural references, the generational shift (I'm mid-60's) - and now I look forward to each new entry and fall apart laughing with every new piece I can find. I love your art and keep it coming. Thank you.
This is so fucking accurate from the guy's side at least.
The girls side is accurate, but it’s played inside their head with themselves rather than immediately with friends.
The guy held in a fart and lied about the smash to his bro.
Sus
So glad I found your channel - y’all literally crush it every time because it’s just the truth
This skit was too good. I didn’t want it to end. Kept pausing cuz it was so funny
This is female humor in it's purest form.
Exactly, it's not that funny or accurate from the guys pov. Definitely some truth though.
I love the level of distress on his face while he's playing bop it with his friend 😂
My guy just playing Bop It! right after entering his home😂
She had the C.I.A profilers ready
If girls were this analytical about men, then they would never find the right partner.
Why do you think 80% of women on dating apps are 30 and older? They can't make up their minds lol.
You forget one detail mate... not every girl is the same lol
@@EmyN but Most are
Wrong, they would actually be better off, because majority of women go off their feelings which is even worse than being analytical. Because women go through 1000 different emotions each day like a roller coaster
We are! The text was probably saying she didn't want to see him anymore, simply due to the severe over analysis equalling to him not being interested enough. He would probably respond by saying ok, making them affirm their diagnosis, then the girls will revert to stalking for any clue he does like them whilst convincing themselves that intact he was their true soulmate, then feel severely heartbroken that he made no effort to chase the relationship back.
That "let's begin" hits different when Nikki Howard says it
Love the music when you girls are analyzing - awesome job!
This is too fucking accurate!!!!! Him just rapping in the car right after trying to not give a fuck :,D
Nikki is just so nice to look at honestly.
You both together make the most hilarious skits 😂
If you over think everything, this is what you'll end up like. And you'll go on dozens of dates because you work yourself up over shit that doesn't matter. Just take your time and not worry, relax.
The amount of work put into this video. Awesome.
Every pun here is perfectly represented 😂
People knock her, but don't understand the amount of dedication that goes into studying, researching and stalking the date before it happens.
Precision.
"I only love my mama and papa" was the best part. That is absolutely not how we act after a date, I love it.
Second time watching I realized they had his dental records at 2:21 😆🤣😂 I love it!
Outside of the lying about smashing, the rest is pretty damn accurate
0:42 HAHAHAHA BRO SAID "DOG'S PLAN" BY ACCIDENT LMAOOO
They really do have to over analyze everything. We just want a fun harmless casual date when in fact it was a job interview with a panel of girls judging you, as if one wasn't enough.
The guy side..my god she nails it! 😵😵
Literally knew a girl who told me she knew whether or not she’d like a guy in 2 seconds just by looking at his shoes... & it wasn’t even how big they were...
Foot size has nothing to do with penis size. 🙄
@@adamhawn2523 it was about how clean they were mainly & if they were scruffy etc...
You really can tell a lot about a person by their shoes though esp on a date. Dress shoes vs sperries vs new balances. You can pretty much imagine the type of person wearing each type of shoe
@@clee6684 I think “imagine” is the most important word there...
@@clee6684 I wear sneakers and I bought a house by 25. I have two pairs of dress shoes that I never wear. Also wth are sperries
The editing, the comedy, the friends, all of it 😂
Better than 95% of the comedies on TV
I can watch your skits all day. Super accurate !
I love the fact that when he farts 1:19 the subtitles just say [music] 🥰😂
Lmfao
So excited for my upcoming date with Nikki! Wish me lucky boys!!!
The quality of this channel is worthy of 100x this many subscribers
Dude broke the main man Law never lie about sealing the deal when you didn’t. The man law squad will be at his door for discipline
The final convo with the boys in my experience has always been more of a “how’d the date go” “it was good” 😂
Why was he parked so close to the car at 0:25 😂
Lmfaoo
Him waving that fart in the car SLAYED me!🤣🤣🤣😆😅
For the algorithm, you're funny as hell
Love how these parodies are so honest and hallarious😍
Can we get at part 2 of this?? I really want to know how the next date goes 😆
"Not a Bitch"...
He's in like Flynn!
We don’t lie about what happens on the date… be it a kiss or smashing. But pretty much everything else depicted in the video is accurate. The post-date fart is the realest part.
It seems men need to do more than women do to impress the other sex on the first date, what I mean is, whenever a man and a woman go in a first date with each other and a second date doesn't happen, most of the time it's because the woman lost interest instead of the man having lost interest.
You outdid yourself on this one!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Stevie’s acting rubbed off on her a lot 😂 not complaining tho
“I took the liberty of drawing a map” 😂
You always keep it real with your bros, especially your roommate. No need to lie about bodies. If you don’t smash, your homies are going to be the ones to help you figure out how to close the deal or diagnose if she is just using you and wasting your time. You only get that level of support by being honest.
This insight into the female dating analytics is exactly what I thought went on behind the scenes. Thanks for making me finally confirm I’m not the crazy one
the guy's side is scarily accurate
100% accurate 😂
After each date i drop my girlfriend off and just drive back listening to music or whatever, then when i get home i just read or watch something, play with my dog, eat again, etc. and my girlfriend messages me asking if i got home already and if so why haven't i sent her a message, etc.
Maybe she worried you still not home
I once told a female friend that I know they keep extensive records on guys they date, or interested in and that is shared in some kind of secret word of mouth female database. She adamantly denied this. This is exactly how I imagine how they analyse post dates.
They had his dental records 🤣🤣!!
Undoubtedly some of the best content out there.
The drama after “no protein” was perfect.
And the Bop-It almost killed me.
The bop it.. hilarious!!!
Deadset on par with cherdleys, trevor and frenchy. keep up the great work!
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. This was great. The ending was spot on too. Lmafo 🤣🤣🤣
"Just put in as much money as you can afford to lose" LMAO 😂😂😂
The amount of time to wait before messaging is a ridiculously complex decision honestly
it's literally the stupidest thing ever. But a lot of girls treat it as their confirmation of requesting a follow up lol. If they text you your in. You text them you gotta analyze the text. Just slap ass sorry to say before you step in your car worked for me haha said sorry couldn't resist. That's how got my confirmation and girl friend.
Literally do it whenever you feel like it. It isn't complex
that is because from the evolutionary point of view, in humans it's the female that selects the partner, usually from multiple possible options. The men on the other side usually have to compete for the same partner, at least this is the standard model of how finding a partner works in our minds. In this system there is a flaw tho: the woman dominates the process, and a woman always finds incredible, dumb and flabbergasting ways to over complicate simple things. So in many aspects, the process can be judged as ridiculous by the man's perspective. And he's right.
@@brucecanzoli3423 AND Mother Nature never factored-in texting.
Fuck that. If she's gonna get hung up over a text being "to soon", then I want to know to avoid that asap anyway. Dodged a bullet
I like how they think being on a diet makes him a bitch when dieting literally means you have more self control than people who eat whatever they want
it depends on the diet.
vegan = bitch
keto = not a bitch
@@brucecanzoli3423 Diet in order to lose weight or gain muscle = not a bitch
@@brucecanzoli3423 keto is kinda dumb but some of it works
I believe the implication is that manly men just do enough physical activities to not gain weight. I've never seen a man order a salad anywhere except my own fat ass when I was on a diet. But now I work out and I don't need a diet so I order the delicious 400 gram hamburger and still lose weight.
You deserve a lot more subscribers. Your content is amazing, I genuinely think if you were a dude doing the guy side of things, you would’ve blown up to 1M awhile ago
1:48 lmaooo the white board keeps changing 💀
His big problem? Right at the start, he didn't get out to open the car door for her. That's often a crunch point, "Should I invite him up, or not?!"
Yep, they're all about the details, but didn't catch that. But if she's a New Yorker, she probably would have speed-bagged his balls for opening the door. They're so independent 🤣🤣
Acting too gentlemanly is a good way to land in the beta male zone...
Invite him up to the 2 female FBI agents? You're crazy
The Bop It had me 😂😂😂
As a guy 95% accurate but I would've been honest on the first date no smash fact.
Checking his Bank Statements, 🤣😂🤣😂
I feel like I’m the only girl that doesn’t do this 😂 I don’t give a shit
U don't give a shit but do you take a shit 😎
@@lofiboy1850 you betcha
@@carela1732 what it taste like tho 😳
@@lofiboy1850 man get out of here with that disgusting weirdness 🤢
@@carela1732 lmaoo I'm obviously joking das nasty asf 😂💩
I turned the subtitles on, and when he farted it was written music on the subtitle 🤣
this is so good! thank you for the laughs! i have watched this so many times.
The girl at the drawing board, reminds me of Tommy Lee Jones on "The Fugitive" when hes trying to capture Harrison Fords character after escaping.
THE BOP IT LMAO
LOL the guy was SPOT ON hahaha
That's why I never get a second date.
"Not a bitch" 🤣🤣🤣