Unless it's the 21st. Then your friends are like "bro, you're gonna get fucking _destroyed_ my guy". Then they all get really hammered and you have two beers because you have to drive some of them home. You spend the rest of the next day cleaning the mess.
One time in high school, a girl who rode my bus walked to the bus stop with a bunch of happy birthday balloons ( that I assume her family gave her) and carried those balloons around with her all day at school. I thought it was weird and kept wondering why she didn't just leave them at home so she would not have had to carry them around all day.Then it finally occurred to me that she probably wanted everybody to know it was her bday. I think that was the first time I realized there was a difference in how we might view bdays
@@maxbauer1633 maybe not balloons but a new handbag, a new hairstyle, a new shiny neckless...who knows what else these airheads are carrying. Then some simp would ask "is that a new hairdo i see, whats the occassion?" And little did he know he fell into her trap. Poor idiot.
Not gonna lie... As a guy all i get for my birthday is one text message from a gay dude I met 10 years ago. I respect his dedication, he has been consistent in sending me that birthday message, no idea how he found out my birthday. I sometimes consider cutting him off and blocking his number but it feels nice to have one message on my birthday. Nobody else knows when my birthday is and I don't tell. Kinda complicated, for a guy. Anyway thanks for this video gal.
@Grand Admiral Thrawn lol on my birthday I would rather go to do an activity with the boys (ex paintball) than to waste my time with a random hoe I can meet new ladies everyday
well the birthday card was a bit much...i mean who even does that......he s a dude, just spend the day on the couch with your hand in your sweats....there you go, happy fucking birthday...
You a good pal, man. My Dad will send me a text (he never forgets) and my boys don't know my birthday even though we've been homies since high school. I don't know their birthdays either so we're good, I guess.
So true. One of my pals really switches everything up for her birthday month and might even choose to block a few people for said duration. She has mad plans for the week before and during the day itself including instructing her friends to send her messages of affirmation and speaking blessings. It's a bit much for me but I figure it's her day so I indulge her at that point in time.
I'm so surprised to see some guys here saying that is how their birthdays go. Celebrate life, guys! You don't need to go totally insane about it, but at least have some friends over, drink a few beers, have a party, put on a week-long festival, organize an expedition to a remote island, build a space station, start an intergalactic empire...I mean, at least do something! Gotta take every opportunity to celebrate you can get.
I was at a restaurant in Pheonix one year and I saw a girl setting up a table for a birthday dinner. Very elaborate and with lots of love and care, for about an hour. Made sure everything was perfect. Then when everyone showed up she sat in the middle and put on a tiara. It was her own birthday..
The guy part is pretty accurate. Normally no birthday cards and maybe the friend will say "oh shit, happy birthday dude" and then get back to whatever they were doing.
Me (a boye) I was in the ninth grade. The whole class sang happy birthday and I was wondering who's birthday. It was like a weird tradition for the person to get up. I wondered why the person didn't get up until my teacher told me that today was my birthday. I was like OK....
I personally had last celebrated a birthday with cake and presents when I was 12. Since 13 like any other self-respecting male Greek kid, I was "too grown up" to be celebrating birthdays. So I went to study in the UK and I was 17 and 11 months. They had placed me in a students accommodation flat with another fellow Greek student and all the rest were English, 2 first years and the rest were all 3rd years. Then came the day of my birthday. What is funny is that not only I had forgotten about it but I had even went to the lecture, took notes and placed the date on top as I usually did, and it never stroke me that it was my birthday! LOL! So it is 17.00 back in the accomodation and I was making something basic to eat. There came the two 3rd-year English boys and started making tea. They ask me "Do you want some tea' and I automatically replied to them with something that surprised them ....welll keep in mind that in Greece we drink tea mostly when we feel sick, have fever or something! LOL! .... so I told them : "No, I am not sick, I am OK, thank you"..... LOL! "Sick" of course has the meaning of having a distorted mind, of being a degenerate or something! The guys froze and said "WTF! He is weird!". But they were friendly enough to keep the talk and at the same time the other Brits come to the kitchen, another 2 guys and 2 girls. Now one girl was having her birthday next week and she was saying what she and her friends were going to do. Another guy was also having his birthday in a few days so everyone started noting his/her birthday on the calendar. And then they asked me. I told them my date. Everyone froze. " That is today!"... "What are you sitting there! You should be out drinking!". I told them "Greek men don't celebrate birthdays, it's a "girlie thing".... double WTF moment ! Hahaha...... I added that "Greek men celebrate only namedays, and it is the nameday man that buys the drinks, not the other way round"... I remember they were still in WTF-mode but the boys liked the idea of the nameday especially because of the latter part! LOL!
@@justinusjulius5007 I am glad you enjoyed, even if I see now I had not written it very well. I did not celebrate my nameday with them, but don't get it wrong. We were just students sharing a flat, going to different faculties, were 3rd years, I was 1st year, we were not close friends even if we had very good relations. Also they were English, and one Irish, me and my roomate were Greeks in a university with tons of Greek students (back in the 90s, about 5% to 10% of the student population were Greeks - up to 1 in 3 Greek students would come to Britain at least for a masters if not for the bachelor as well like me) so we were indeed a community apart. Even if we were not as insular as the Chinese and Korean communities (also big back then) we were not really socially mingling heavily with the British students who were playing home. We were also more about travelling around to see Britain and hop to surrounding countries such as France and Holland on our free time. Back then I thought this would be my time abroad and then I would return to work in Greece. Little did I know that I would return only for my military service and eventually live all my adult life abroad.
I at least receive happy birthdays from my family, it's also nice that i share my birthday with a girl that is my friend so we give happy birthdays to each other.
I was like this throughout my adult life until I got married. When my wife didn't get me a gift or make something special I was upset for weeks. And she still didn't get me anything even after I told her even a letter would be enough for me. That was heartbreaking.
I’m a girl and I’m the opposite of her. I prefer no one knows my birthday except my inner circle (family only) I always book a week holiday at workplace on my birthday so no one wishes me 😅 I’m introverted
i dont keep track of my boys birthdays and if it happen to be brought up I just grunt and mumble some shit like 'your getting older bruh' then he says something like 'yeah man shit sucks' then we move on and never speak of it again, lmao
Roflmao some times I forget my bday until some one wishes me. If I'm not on Facebook, some one asks me when my bday is and I'm like "shit that was a month ago" :)
When I turned 6 years old I told a group at school it was my birthday. One kid said no one cares because you’re a boy. I never announced another birthday after that 😂
We sang happy birthday for our 26 year old IT guy yesterday. He was confused and took up his phone(checked the date) and like "right it's my birthday, my wife never said anything this morning"
My 40th birthday we golfed and planned it two days out. We then had sushi at night and all passed out at 7:30 on my cousins couch while watching Iron Man. It was amazing.
I forget most of my birthdays until I check my phone and realize that someone wished me a happy birthday. 2-3 years ago, I didn't find out until like a week later when I was writing the date on a check.
My friend's birthday was a few weeks ago. Having known him for 45 years I've memorized the date. Called him that night. Talked about some memories from senior trip. He was watching TV when I called so after the chat let him get back to his program. Maybe 10 minute call.
Guys: "It's your birthday?" Yeah. "Nice. Congrats bro" *then they both proceed to whatever the original topic of conversation was and unintentionally never remember the birthday thing was even mentioned*
K you almost got the guys part... It generally goes like "oh it's your birthday? Cool happy birthday bro". And then we move on with our lives
Yeah, said with pretty minimal enthusiasm, possibly sans the bro. The 'huh' was way funnier though.
It’s more like one month later
“hey bro was your birthday last month?”
“Yeah, it was”
“Happy belated bro”
'huh', made it funnier, but It actually is at least a "happy birthday".
Unless it's the 21st. Then your friends are like "bro, you're gonna get fucking _destroyed_ my guy". Then they all get really hammered and you have two beers because you have to drive some of them home. You spend the rest of the next day cleaning the mess.
@@bishnubhowmik4094 HAHA IF IT WERENT THEY DONT CARE ABOUT YOU
The guys part is so close. I'll normally at least give them a "cool" or a "nice" though.
What are you? His girlfriend?
@@MasterKurisu I’m dead 😂😂😂
“Solid” is also acceptable as a reply. This is so spot on though. The idea that we “have” to do something for our birthday is extra af.
Who remembers birthdays?
@@VikashSingh-kd9el I literally tend to forget even my own birthday on the eve before😂
One time in high school, a girl who rode my bus walked to the bus stop with a bunch of happy birthday balloons ( that I assume her family gave her) and carried those balloons around with her all day at school. I thought it was weird and kept wondering why she didn't just leave them at home so she would not have had to carry them around all day.Then it finally occurred to me that she probably wanted everybody to know it was her bday. I think that was the first time I realized there was a difference in how we might view bdays
@@maxbauer1633 yeah, when she's like 70 going on 71
@@sbtopjosh4098 Holy 🤣😂🤣😂😆
@@maxbauer1633 maybe not balloons but a new handbag, a new hairstyle, a new shiny neckless...who knows what else these airheads are carrying. Then some simp would ask "is that a new hairdo i see, whats the occassion?" And little did he know he fell into her trap. Poor idiot.
@@sbtopjosh4098 I think you might have problems with women. I mean like, serious ones.
That actually sounds sad, like she has no one to celebrate her birthday with :(
This is unrealistic. Who the hell got Brent a birthday card? What man has ever gotten one of those :(
His mom
Any man with parents
Grandma for the win
What's a birthday card?
@@AndrewD624 Grandma when your an adult?! PLEASE. Nana doesn't give a shit anymore.
Not gonna lie... As a guy all i get for my birthday is one text message from a gay dude I met 10 years ago. I respect his dedication, he has been consistent in sending me that birthday message, no idea how he found out my birthday. I sometimes consider cutting him off and blocking his number but it feels nice to have one message on my birthday. Nobody else knows when my birthday is and I don't tell. Kinda complicated, for a guy. Anyway thanks for this video gal.
Haha interesting
Happy birthday!
Marry this dude man
He wants to clap your cheeks bro
@@mckringlemhlanga5134 hahahahaha
The “oh it’s your birthday” line is immaculate and on point 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah but we’d normally at least say something like “nice. Happy birthday” before walking away
@@knightwatcher1185 exactly
As a guy. I can confirm the accuracy of this video. My sisters get parties and all I get are cards and a kind word from time to time 🤣🤣
Hahaha. Same.
but you must admit that the girls are planning their parties like in this video - so in order to want one, you would need to organize one :)
@Grand Admiral Thrawn lol on my birthday I would rather go to do an activity with the boys (ex paintball) than to waste my time with a random hoe
I can meet new ladies everyday
@@medoma1000 it was just an example kiddo
@@alexkosic1832 bad example kiddo
The guy's part is almost there.
- Fancy card. Is it your birthday?
- Yeah.
- Cool. Happy birthday man! Who is the card from?
- My dentist.
- Nice!
Similar here, except the card was from my divorce attorney's office.
@@moxica93 Oh boy 😅
I once forgot that it was my birthday until someone wished me a happy birthday.
Happens my dude
Same here bruh, same here 🤣💯
Bro......same
Happened to me too
Lol
The sheer ACCURACY of the guys representation 😂😭
well the birthday card was a bit much...i mean who even does that......he s a dude, just spend the day on the couch with your hand in your sweats....there you go, happy fucking birthday...
Lol this is soo true man
@@kamalsehrawat3337 prob from a dentist or something
@kamal sehrawat the card was from his mom guaranteed
@@kamalsehrawat3337 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Single tear for Brent, his roommate didn't even say happy birthday.
We guys are not very excited of getting older.
"First of all Amber, you are flat!"
killed at the spot.
I forgot my best friend's birthday this year and when I did realise and apologized/wished a couple of days later....dude was like... Aah who cares. 😁
Yup, we don't even expect it. Who cares 😂
Oh but we do actually, i mean a little attention would be nice for a change
we don't care because we're not allowed to care. As soon as we complain about something... "man up"
You a good pal, man. My Dad will send me a text (he never forgets) and my boys don't know my birthday even though we've been homies since high school. I don't know their birthdays either so we're good, I guess.
Yeah I literally don't care except if my wife doesn't give me a gift. Then I'm upset for weeks.
Guys scenario is true when they have room mates. If they live alone, usually the birthday is just another day without any acknowledgement.
Hahahahaha
Not kidding I text a good buddy of mine” happy bday wanna come over and get drunk?”
His response was holy shit it is my birthday!🤣🤣
So true. One of my pals really switches everything up for her birthday month and might even choose to block a few people for said duration. She has mad plans for the week before and during the day itself including instructing her friends to send her messages of affirmation and speaking blessings. It's a bit much for me but I figure it's her day so I indulge her at that point in time.
She sounds like a very narcissistic person like a huge superficial princess
wait what there are people like this?
Well three more pals like her and you're booked for half year
@@arminius6506 lol
@@frogiwthoutahat yes they are , they are a lot of dad's little princesses out there
Dude has crummy friends. Didn’t even get him a six pack with 5 beers and a ribbon.
The one birthday card from mom or grandma always hits hard
Man the woman part was exaggerated but accurate and the guy part was sadly on point
It actually is like this except the discussions go over a time period and not just a day.
The guys portion only took up about 1% of that video .. sounds about right
"You have 27 days to learn [swimming]. Or wer'e not friends anymore." OMG AHAHAHAH
For the guys it's always a "don't want to sound gay or anything" mood
“It’s my fucking birthday month” this is hilarious
The dentist that I haven't been in years at least calls me once a year to say happy bday
The birthday card is too accurate, lmao
I’ve began a tradition where instead of wishing people a happy birthday, I only acknowledge that it is their birthday
?
You sound like Dwight bruhh
Nikki always nails it!
she gets the neuroticism, 100% right.
I wonder who writes her stuff?
I would marry whoever they were, as long as it wasnt a guy.
This is so close to reality! It's absolutely bang on except for the birthday card. Most guys don't even get that
1:16 Tiffany may have been driven out but at least she didn't get thrown out of a window like that guy in that meme.
Guys: "Cool, enjoy your birthday" *high five/fist bump* all done in 5 seconds
Guys b like- it's your birthday?!
"yeah i found out 2 hrs ago
I'm so surprised to see some guys here saying that is how their birthdays go. Celebrate life, guys! You don't need to go totally insane about it, but at least have some friends over, drink a few beers, have a party, put on a week-long festival, organize an expedition to a remote island, build a space station, start an intergalactic empire...I mean, at least do something! Gotta take every opportunity to celebrate you can get.
With that kind of celebration, why do it once a year???
I have to slave work , my bdays the only day I can relax and not have anyone bother me. A beer, some goat meat and peace and quiet. All I ever wanted.
3:11 that dude standing up is FOOIIINE
The birthday CARD IS TOO DAMN ACCURATE I CANT-
the older I get the more I just spend any celebration like it's the last one I'll ever celebrate, is fun
Yea, who's paying?
The girls part is so accurate. And heaven forbid if it’s a milestone birthday!
I was at a restaurant in Pheonix one year and I saw a girl setting up a table for a birthday dinner. Very elaborate and with lots of love and care, for about an hour. Made sure everything was perfect. Then when everyone showed up she sat in the middle and put on a tiara. It was her own birthday..
The guy part is pretty accurate. Normally no birthday cards and maybe the friend will say "oh shit, happy birthday dude" and then get back to whatever they were doing.
WHEN I TELL YOU THAT "huh." IS THE MOST ACCURATE SHIT OF ALL TIME LMAOO!!
Me (a boye) I was in the ninth grade. The whole class sang happy birthday and I was wondering who's birthday. It was like a weird tradition for the person to get up. I wondered why the person didn't get up until my teacher told me that today was my birthday. I was like OK....
This is hilarious!😂 To a lot of guys, yea, a bday is just another day.
That wasn't even HIS birthday card, he was just looking at it contemplating the idea of why people send each other cards on their birthdays
FACTSS lol
I personally had last celebrated a birthday with cake and presents when I was 12. Since 13 like any other self-respecting male Greek kid, I was "too grown up" to be celebrating birthdays. So I went to study in the UK and I was 17 and 11 months. They had placed me in a students accommodation flat with another fellow Greek student and all the rest were English, 2 first years and the rest were all 3rd years. Then came the day of my birthday. What is funny is that not only I had forgotten about it but I had even went to the lecture, took notes and placed the date on top as I usually did, and it never stroke me that it was my birthday! LOL! So it is 17.00 back in the accomodation and I was making something basic to eat. There came the two 3rd-year English boys and started making tea. They ask me "Do you want some tea' and I automatically replied to them with something that surprised them ....welll keep in mind that in Greece we drink tea mostly when we feel sick, have fever or something! LOL! .... so I told them : "No, I am not sick, I am OK, thank you"..... LOL! "Sick" of course has the meaning of having a distorted mind, of being a degenerate or something! The guys froze and said "WTF! He is weird!". But they were friendly enough to keep the talk and at the same time the other Brits come to the kitchen, another 2 guys and 2 girls. Now one girl was having her birthday next week and she was saying what she and her friends were going to do. Another guy was also having his birthday in a few days so everyone started noting his/her birthday on the calendar. And then they asked me. I told them my date. Everyone froze. " That is today!"... "What are you sitting there! You should be out drinking!". I told them "Greek men don't celebrate birthdays, it's a "girlie thing".... double WTF moment ! Hahaha...... I added that "Greek men celebrate only namedays, and it is the nameday man that buys the drinks, not the other way round"... I remember they were still in WTF-mode but the boys liked the idea of the nameday especially because of the latter part! LOL!
That's a nice story, man! Hope you did celebrate your nameday with them, though!
@@justinusjulius5007 I am glad you enjoyed, even if I see now I had not written it very well. I did not celebrate my nameday with them, but don't get it wrong. We were just students sharing a flat, going to different faculties, were 3rd years, I was 1st year, we were not close friends even if we had very good relations. Also they were English, and one Irish, me and my roomate were Greeks in a university with tons of Greek students (back in the 90s, about 5% to 10% of the student population were Greeks - up to 1 in 3 Greek students would come to Britain at least for a masters if not for the bachelor as well like me) so we were indeed a community apart. Even if we were not as insular as the Chinese and Korean communities (also big back then) we were not really socially mingling heavily with the British students who were playing home. We were also more about travelling around to see Britain and hop to surrounding countries such as France and Holland on our free time. Back then I thought this would be my time abroad and then I would return to work in Greece. Little did I know that I would return only for my military service and eventually live all my adult life abroad.
Pretty accurate except for the gift card, it's usually a text from your mom like at 9pm once your birthday is almost over
Me, birthday on Tuesday.
Family: Great! We'll have dinner on saturday.
Me: This saturday?
Fam: No, we're busy, following saturday!
'You have 27 days to learn!' how do y'all women still like each other.
we dont
The guy one is so accurate 😂
Incredibly true, how has this not got millions of views! 😂👏
I at least receive happy birthdays from my family, it's also nice that i share my birthday with a girl that is my friend so we give happy birthdays to each other.
Not even a "happy birthday" for the guy 😂
1:38 cute head shake.
I usually say "Oh shit, happy birthday, dude!" but yeah, pretty much.
Guys are like Moe Szyslak singing happy birthday to themselves
I was like this throughout my adult life until I got married. When my wife didn't get me a gift or make something special I was upset for weeks. And she still didn't get me anything even after I told her even a letter would be enough for me. That was heartbreaking.
That sucks. Sorry to hear that.
We don’t totally ignore the birthday, we just say like oh word, happy birthday or something😂 we give the bare minimum 😂
This biggest splash made about my birthday this year was a happy birthday email from the gas station rewards program at Sheetz.
i'm saving this and posting to all my friends the month before my birthday month.
I’m a girl and I’m the opposite of her. I prefer no one knows my birthday except my inner circle (family only) I always book a week holiday at workplace on my birthday so no one wishes me 😅 I’m introverted
i dont keep track of my boys birthdays and if it happen to be brought up I just grunt and mumble some shit like 'your getting older bruh' then he says something like 'yeah man shit sucks' then we move on and never speak of it again, lmao
@Nancy Hollo Why?
She was spot on!!!
LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂 yooo this is wild!!!!
This seems about spot on to me. Well done.
that "huh", so cold ahah
Seating arrangement for the Uber 🤣🤣
yeah 2:12 is off the charts
Roflmao some times I forget my bday until some one wishes me. If I'm not on Facebook, some one asks me when my bday is and I'm like "shit that was a month ago" :)
The guy part though, Lol. I haven't celebrated my birthday in years!
Freaked out by the heart of "Carleton", I cried in minutes.
The Leas pourred diamonds at me.
Yep. That’s me. I get a bunch of birthday acknowledgments on Facebook & a few phone calls.
Insanely Accurate on both Sides. LOL
Wait.... This guy got a birthday card for his birthday???? I've never seen that
She a Leslie Knope’d the sh*t out of that! 😄😂😆
UA-cam must introduce laughing emojis for reaction 😂😂😂
When I turned 6 years old I told a group at school it was my birthday. One kid said no one cares because you’re a boy. I never announced another birthday after that 😂
Guys part is so accurate except for that card.
The boys have been brought closer once again
We sang happy birthday for our 26 year old IT guy yesterday. He was confused and took up his phone(checked the date) and like "right it's my birthday, my wife never said anything this morning"
Nikki your big fan! Love your acting!
This is spot on!
My 40th birthday we golfed and planned it two days out.
We then had sushi at night and all passed out at 7:30 on my cousins couch while watching Iron Man.
It was amazing.
I forget most of my birthdays until I check my phone and realize that someone wished me a happy birthday. 2-3 years ago, I didn't find out until like a week later when I was writing the date on a check.
This is brilliantly written
my freakin wife acted like the world was ending when i forgot her bday
lol thtat is true, we had to remind the guys that his friend's birthday was that day
the worlds smallest violin is playing for all of you guys that don't get told happy birthday.
My friend's birthday was a few weeks ago. Having known him for 45 years I've memorized the date. Called him that night. Talked about some memories from senior trip. He was watching TV when I called so after the chat let him get back to his program. Maybe 10 minute call.
That was so close, that dude knew his birthday and that was the flaw.
No, dude, we say happy birthday. We're not animals
Lmaooo the way we do bottomless brunch is the compete opposite. More like let’s slam as many as possible to make our money back
My daughter didn't acknowledge my birthday. That's how accurate this is
I hug my friend if is his birthday.... then for the rest of the day we do not talk about it aahahaha
Love this channel so much
Guys:
"It's your birthday?"
Yeah.
"Nice. Congrats bro"
*then they both proceed to whatever the original topic of conversation was and unintentionally never remember the birthday thing was even mentioned*
Only mistake was when she asked who's paying for it the correct answer was boyfriends, husband's or whatever 😆😆
The guys wtf not even a happy birthday wish 😂😂😂
Guys birthdays are like: Yeah I’ll be at work.
In my house they don't even think I have a birthday!
Uber seating arrangement with JFK assassination pic made me spit my tea.
I don't even get a text or call from my own mother 🤣
My birthday is tomorrow and this couldn’t have been any more accurate 😂
I absolutely love this woman. It's my fucking birthday month. The drinks are non-transferable.