When He Asks Your Age

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  • @CharlesOffdensen
    @CharlesOffdensen 3 роки тому +7679

    They: How old are you?
    Me: It's closer to 30, then to 25.
    They: Sooo, 28?
    Me: 39.

    • @darkmatter5940
      @darkmatter5940 3 роки тому +108

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @no1run732
      @no1run732 3 роки тому +195

      I never get that. People straight up guess like 28 and then when I tell them 39 they think I'm lying.

    • @andresrojas7924
      @andresrojas7924 3 роки тому +15

      Socrates was most likely not real and invented by Plato though.

    • @WampTOP0
      @WampTOP0 3 роки тому +48

      Than*

    • @no1run732
      @no1run732 3 роки тому +5

      @@WampTOP0 Actually no I got it right. Than is comparative. Then is an occurrence of time. I thought someone caught me. Nope. As long as it's not your/you're, I'm fine.

  • @enriqueavalos
    @enriqueavalos 3 роки тому +6434

    Who’s your favorite philosopher?
    Nikki: Socrates. I sat in on his lectures.

  • @abduljah9355
    @abduljah9355 3 роки тому +5087

    Her skin care routine is on point. There's no way I would have guessed she was 300 years old or whatever it was she said.

  • @josepablolunasanchez1283
    @josepablolunasanchez1283 2 роки тому +255

    Like meme said...
    When I was 50 I felt like I was 20. Then I started to socialize with people in their 20s and I realized I was 50.

    • @ЕкатеринаЖарова-л3ю
      @ЕкатеринаЖарова-л3ю Рік тому +8

      Story of my life

    • @BigMtnRyder
      @BigMtnRyder Рік тому +1

      😂😂

    • @razor6552
      @razor6552 Рік тому +6

      The younger folks at work only get half of my references.
      "The Beatles..."
      "Were they a band?"
      "Archie Bunker...All in the Family?"
      "Was Archie the lead singer?'
      "John Kennedy"
      "Wasn't he some kind of a politician?"

    • @sunchips18
      @sunchips18 Рік тому +3

      @@razor6552Assuming you live in the US, they’re definitely trolling with that last one. Everyone studies the Kennedy assassination in school.

    • @squamish4244
      @squamish4244 6 місяців тому

      Everyone thinks they're 20 forever, even 90-year-olds.

  • @fairlanemuscle
    @fairlanemuscle 3 роки тому +3238

    Honestly, if a chick knew about Sinatra, NASA, Churchill, and early Disney....I'd be super hyped

    • @kevinsmithfan37
      @kevinsmithfan37 3 роки тому +65

      I know right, I would stop asking cause I wouldn't want to find out she is like 50, but looks 35

    • @CanisoGaming
      @CanisoGaming 3 роки тому +19

      ikr, now u mention that & they go like "how many followers on tiktok? cuz I haven't seen him" XD...

    • @petaisajoke
      @petaisajoke 3 роки тому +101

      If a chick didn’t know what those things were I would be concerned

    • @theaceofspades485
      @theaceofspades485 3 роки тому +13

      We are getting to time where people actually arent going to know NASA.

    • @rickymartin4457
      @rickymartin4457 3 роки тому +10

      @@elainelikesboba Just call them cocks in return, problem solved!

  • @Cartier_specialist
    @Cartier_specialist Рік тому +53

    I remember being 30 like it was yesterday and I'm 61. For some reason 31 was my toughest birthday. This is how my brain processed it. When I was 30 I could say "well last year I was in my 20s". But when 31 rolled around I couldn't rationalize it that way. From a 61 year old to anyone reading this 26 to 50 is the prime part of your life so cherish it, revel in it, take chances but not of the too dangerous variety, stop and smell the roses, tell a person that's special in your life that you love them (if you do love them), be kind to someone that is being hateful, live a little and indulge in the decadent parts of life, buy something nice you've always wanted but have put off for some reason, smile at a stranger, pat yourself on the back, eat the cake and ice cream and have a grand ole time.

    • @MinimalEncourager
      @MinimalEncourager Рік тому +6

      I'm 26 and feel like I missed my peak. This was nice to read. And for what it's worth, I spend a lot of time with my grandparents who are all in their late 80s, early 90s. I'd bet money they'd say the same to you, because they're saying the same to my parents (your age). Cheers.

    • @aquamarine99911
      @aquamarine99911 11 місяців тому +3

      I'm a few years older than you, and during the Covid lockdown got into the best shape of my life. I'm finding I can still do things I did 30 years ago. Without medication! So if you'll allow me to pontificate: Life. Doesn't. Stop. Keep living your life, up until the end. You have more time than you think to accomplish goals. My teenage kids think it's all about the here and now, but the winners are the ones who play the long game. Patience, grasshopper.

  • @TheJadedJames
    @TheJadedJames 3 роки тому +859

    I once messed up a date by making fun of my own age. I'd just turned 30 a few days before, and she was a couple years older than that, and without really thinking about how old she was, I relayed some jokes made at my own expense about my age ... there was no second date

    • @CDSAfghan
      @CDSAfghan 3 роки тому +251

      Man: Dealing with being 30, rather than be insecure about it uses self-deprecating humour, has a laugh
      Woman: And I took that personally

    • @Peterpiperofthes
      @Peterpiperofthes 3 роки тому +56

      Sounds like you dodged a bullet.

    • @wrestleswithangels
      @wrestleswithangels 3 роки тому +6

      47. Profile pic is about 3years old. ...Still bottoming out boxes on the daily. 😉
      #StayThirsty #StayInTheGame
      #LevelUpYourRealLife 👊🏼💯🎉💗

    • @wrestleswithangels
      @wrestleswithangels 3 роки тому +3

      @@Peterpiperofthes Indeed.

    • @stevemyopinion423
      @stevemyopinion423 3 роки тому +25

      when i was in college a girl ask my age and say something stupid like 60, now if i say 60 they go ok, shit i not that old yet.

  • @Wi-san69
    @Wi-san69 3 роки тому +1970

    your actiing skills are super natural. Give this woman an oscar already.

    • @joejackson9986
      @joejackson9986 3 роки тому +21

      are you kidding?

    • @Wi-san69
      @Wi-san69 3 роки тому +13

      @@joejackson9986 Lmao i'm not serious?

    • @elewie916
      @elewie916 3 роки тому

      For real?

    • @reallyhimongod
      @reallyhimongod 3 роки тому +2

      I wouldn’t say Oscar, more like a Emmy..

    • @Kyoto99952
      @Kyoto99952 3 роки тому +7

      @joe jackson, oscars are overrated. we know how actresses got the roles. ;) Or are you going to say megan fox is better than nikki lmao

  • @TheOrginaHoneyBadger
    @TheOrginaHoneyBadger 3 роки тому +774

    I went on a date with a girl like this two years ago, She would not give her age and the drunker we got she just keep getting weirder with the answers at one point she responded "I'm a vampire, I'm forever young" Then proceeded to take a long pause while making direct eye contact... I left shortly after lol

    • @syressx9098
      @syressx9098 3 роки тому +53

      Coward!

    • @pricerowland
      @pricerowland 3 роки тому +151

      @@syressx9098 I like to think this reply is from the vampire girl

    • @chaitanyajain3127
      @chaitanyajain3127 3 роки тому +7

      @@pricerowland lol

    • @DarkKnight-dk3bf
      @DarkKnight-dk3bf 3 роки тому +13

      You did the right thing. 👍

    • @apachaiking2363
      @apachaiking2363 3 роки тому +140

      Coward indeed!!!! How tf u gonna pass up on possibly having an immortal vampire girlfriend 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @aquamarine99911
    @aquamarine99911 3 роки тому +938

    Speaking as a "dog" (although ironically I'm more of a cat guy), I can't get over how well-written this is.

    • @dardhadard837
      @dardhadard837 3 роки тому +5

      Dude this cracked me up 😂😂😂

    • @TieMaxx
      @TieMaxx 2 роки тому +1

      What da dog doin

    • @theplacebeyondthelies2429
      @theplacebeyondthelies2429 2 роки тому

      there's a script to this world as well, if you haven't realized it yet. It's so obvious I can't understand how people think most of what they see on breaking news occurs "naturally". The world is a stage, and the TV broadcasts it. Better turn away from the world and live your life instead.

    • @aquamarine99911
      @aquamarine99911 2 роки тому

      @@theplacebeyondthelies2429 Nah, the opposite. There's a war going on between democracy and authoritarianism, and if we don't get active and fight like hell for democracy, we're gonna lose it.

    • @theplacebeyondthelies2429
      @theplacebeyondthelies2429 2 роки тому

      @@aquamarine99911 bs. Democracy is an illusion, run by the ones who control you via TV. Gotta get out of there.

  • @phoenix5054
    @phoenix5054 3 роки тому +252

    Her: I’m 30
    Him: That’s not even old!
    Me: Thank you! That is so good to hear.

    • @waflletoast11
      @waflletoast11 3 роки тому +8

      Ok boomer

    • @ShaferHart
      @ShaferHart 3 роки тому +13

      If you're a woman then your best look is behind you and every guy can tell. Sorry lol.

    • @phoenix5054
      @phoenix5054 2 роки тому +2

      @@ShaferHart Not a woman.

    • @anakedviking6737
      @anakedviking6737 2 роки тому +7

      @@phoenix5054 Lol, why tf are all the three replies hostile or toxic in some way. Don't know what's up with people trying to come off as edgy/bluntly honest, when they don't even have a good burn, and are mostly spouting their dumb subjective opinions

    • @caelestii5295
      @caelestii5295 2 роки тому +2

      @@anakedviking6737 Well said.

  • @PrimeSuperboy
    @PrimeSuperboy 3 роки тому +404

    I dated a 30yr old when I was 25. She looked 24 at the time and had the energy of someone that age. Looks and age don't always match up.

    • @kuljahanproductions4587
      @kuljahanproductions4587 3 роки тому +50

      I know a 40 year old who looks and acts like 24. so It's actually true, they don't always match up.
      I myself being 20 and people consider me around 30 which is weirder, they say it's because mental maturity xD

    • @ShaferHart
      @ShaferHart 3 роки тому +54

      You say that as I'd a 30yo is supposed to use a cane lol

    • @linuxforged8936
      @linuxforged8936 3 роки тому +1

      @PrimeSuperboy Well, don't leave us hanging, where is she now, are you still with her?

    • @bigl2328
      @bigl2328 2 роки тому +10

      Shit, I was with a 36 year old at 23 lol

    • @marte1376
      @marte1376 2 роки тому +26

      30 is still young, I mean, not for social standards but I've met a lot people, man and woman who in their late twenties and early 30s look like 22 or 24 years old, if they take real good care of themselves that happens them even after that period of time. Also personality plays a huge role, positive, outgoing, sweet people always look younger

  • @Makitaization
    @Makitaization 3 роки тому +1146

    I usually ask a woman how many trips around the sun she's made. They have to think for a minute and then laugh and say how many.

    • @Krasses
      @Krasses 3 роки тому +158

      Nice stupidity check.

    • @apachaiking2363
      @apachaiking2363 3 роки тому +81

      That..... actually seems like a fun way of viewing how long we've been alive!! Lmao im keeping it and using it religiously from now on thanks!! 🤣

    • @ksy4747
      @ksy4747 3 роки тому +21

      It's called a "solar return". It's a thing.

    • @coin5207
      @coin5207 2 роки тому +31

      May I inquire about your number of solar returns

    • @karinaroman4896
      @karinaroman4896 2 роки тому

      For A MINUTE??

  • @Madderthanjoker
    @Madderthanjoker 3 роки тому +560

    Idk why asking a woman's age has this stigma. Dudes need to know to not catch a case of they're too young.

    • @niniv2706
      @niniv2706 3 роки тому +82

      LOL ... I just commented, above, about my first run in with my life partner ... She knew I was older than her ... She added 9 years to her age when I asked . I eventually found out through her sister after a cpl of dates together . She was "too" young, 24 and I was 46 ... 14 years later and two kids ... We are insanely laughing @this today ... :) She figured her chances would be better if she were above 30 ;) LOL ... Women ... Just ... LOL I was a good sport ... I was not looking for a trophy wife ... Just a good snowboard and hike partner . I kept her anyway :)

    • @apachaiking2363
      @apachaiking2363 3 роки тому +21

      @@niniv2706 awww!! 💙 fucking love running into random wholesome post like these, appreciate u took the time to share and hope for you guys to continue such a loving relationship!!

    • @thomasmitchell4128
      @thomasmitchell4128 3 роки тому +4

      @@niniv2706 She sounds like a hoot. Is she single ? I'd love to awkwardly hold hands with her in public while we meander around shopping here and there, passing a bridal store and us pretending we didn't see it but we both know, oh how we both know, that I'm actually not going to marry her since there is no way she could meet my unrealistic standards and she could never tolerate or withstand the constant betraying , berating, and beatings I give her but we both smile and just appreciate the time we have together until we go hit up a Red Lobster. Have her call me thanks.

    • @britvica
      @britvica 3 роки тому +27

      @@niniv2706 does she really still laugh about it? You being 60 and her being 38?
      Did the kind of laugh somehow change?

    • @apachaiking2363
      @apachaiking2363 3 роки тому +16

      @@thomasmitchell4128 are u okay buddy? U dont seem very ok lol

  • @whosoever5409
    @whosoever5409 2 роки тому +41

    “In dog years?…I’m really a cat guy so I couldn’t say” Had me dying hahah

  • @pricerowland
    @pricerowland 3 роки тому +220

    The Winston Churchil comparison is actually such a burn. I love it.

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland 3 роки тому +5

      Really? Have you seen any picture of Churchill when he was young?
      *Winston Churchill cavalry*

    • @akatsukiawsome13
      @akatsukiawsome13 2 роки тому

      Churchill was attractive when young

  • @1862anthony
    @1862anthony 2 роки тому +52

    This woman is literally better at acting than most Hollywood celebs i’m surprised they haven’t contacted her yet. She’s also absolutely gorgeous.

  • @c0dakw0lfgaang48
    @c0dakw0lfgaang48 3 роки тому +60

    These two have such a talent at script writing and acting, their YT channels are gonna be Big someday.

  • @PunkPaine
    @PunkPaine 3 роки тому +54

    I love it when these two make a video together. Something good always happens. 😂😂

  • @nachiketkamble2600
    @nachiketkamble2600 3 роки тому +181

    Stewie and Nikki are the best couple/date ever. Love 'em. XD

    • @Saulgoodmane
      @Saulgoodmane 3 роки тому +2

      I'm a Nikki and Brent kinda guy but Stevie is a solid side nigga no cap!

  • @markadams157
    @markadams157 3 роки тому +51

    Was totally surprised that the third guy coming in with his great stuff very well written easy to follow

  • @scottsmith7131
    @scottsmith7131 3 роки тому +44

    These two are always funny together. I love how Nikki never holds back doing slightly crazed chacters. and I have to agree with the assessment of Steve's character - she is insanely attractive.

  • @judahweesner2651
    @judahweesner2651 3 роки тому +64

    "Age is really just a number"
    Yeah, and jail is really just a place.

  • @MrAzizYoureFired
    @MrAzizYoureFired 3 роки тому +18

    The best part is that she lied. If she was born in the year of the dragon, she was probably born in 1988, so she's 33.

  • @userKK2023
    @userKK2023 2 роки тому +20

    The moment he talked about his friend's age, I thought Nikki would have already lost it. But it's her progression from sane to insane that's really wonderful to watch!

  • @udaynj
    @udaynj Рік тому +2

    The 2 of you are one of the best things that happened to me on UA-cam when I found you. Absolute gold!!!

  • @theaceofspades485
    @theaceofspades485 3 роки тому +24

    "Shes over 18 dont worry"
    😆😅🤣😂

    • @dchawk81
      @dchawk81 9 місяців тому +1

      I'd have been like "yeah I can tell by the crow's feet"

  • @0ijm3409fiwrekj
    @0ijm3409fiwrekj 3 роки тому +18

    The Bartender was such an unnecessarily funny addiction 🤣

  • @ccdxdhk1575
    @ccdxdhk1575 2 роки тому +4

    0:45 It's little things like that delivery that are hilarious. Really good actress and comedic timing. keep it up Nikki

  • @l.ahollington2337
    @l.ahollington2337 3 роки тому +29

    6 cards declined? 🤣Maybe he does need a woman that saw the first moon landing

  • @smaulpaul
    @smaulpaul 3 роки тому +279

    Nikki needs to be signed up by a major network. She is outstanding

    • @saintsaens21
      @saintsaens21 3 роки тому +15

      30 is too old for Hollywood & Weinstein

    • @criticalmass6249
      @criticalmass6249 3 роки тому +6

      They prefer Lilli Singh

    • @Kyoto99952
      @Kyoto99952 3 роки тому +10

      I see lot of potential for her on Netflix. Funny women are extremely rare.

    • @scottsmith7131
      @scottsmith7131 3 роки тому +10

      I agree, she is tall, slender, and has striking looks - those are never drawbacks in any area of entertainment - and when she does sketch comedy, she is willing to reach for the last inch of absurdity in her insanely written characters. I think she is very talented in comedy. I wonder if she does any dramatic acting?

    • @kennethreed8746
      @kennethreed8746 3 роки тому +7

      Yall don't know what good acting is. I'm not commenting on her acting specifically, but its funny how normal people really think they know who should ay in big films.

  • @UddavP
    @UddavP 3 роки тому +44

    30 year olds would be born in the year of the ram, she'd have to be 33

    • @aquamarine99911
      @aquamarine99911 3 роки тому +10

      Correct. She's turning 34 this December.

    • @Tompelicious
      @Tompelicious 3 роки тому +4

      @@aquamarine99911 If she's turning 24 this year then she was born 1987. The year of the dragon was 1988

    • @michaeldiaz7045
      @michaeldiaz7045 3 роки тому

      @@aquamarine99911 how do you know this??

    • @AvaF1919
      @AvaF1919 26 днів тому

      it's a skit. just because she said year of the dragon doesn't mean she was actually born in the year of the dragon.

  • @averagejoe17769
    @averagejoe17769 3 роки тому +11

    The way the waiter turned and left all quick might actually be my favorite part lol

    • @jamescrock2213
      @jamescrock2213 2 роки тому +3

      "but im a cat guy" FLIPS quickly walk away.

  • @MelloDeeBeats
    @MelloDeeBeats 3 роки тому +21

    Y’all are great actors, improvisers and writers. I screamed when he left the table and I seen the look on the other 2s faces.

  • @Hippienolic2
    @Hippienolic2 3 роки тому +36

    Steamboat Willy had me cracking up

    • @greggoodman4335
      @greggoodman4335 3 роки тому +1

      I was done after that. I'm not sure I heard anything for the next 30 seconds because I was not expecting STEAMBOAT WILLIE. Ha!

  • @CanisoGaming
    @CanisoGaming 3 роки тому +18

    the bar tender is that worst friend u could have xD

  • @CoachJMagana
    @CoachJMagana 3 роки тому +12

    I started crying wheezing when she started singing “Come fly with me” 😂😂

  • @WorldChangeMedia
    @WorldChangeMedia 3 роки тому +4

    This is so legit. Acting, writing, editing!!! All so on point!!!

  • @ohmyvoid
    @ohmyvoid 2 роки тому +5

    “ in dog years? um i’m really a cat guy” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @reesejohnson2788
    @reesejohnson2788 3 роки тому +2

    That was a well put together banter. It wasn’t provocative, or highly abrasive. Bravo! 👏 👏👏

  • @mgtocrateezspeaks3971
    @mgtocrateezspeaks3971 2 роки тому +12

    Nikki, you and Stevie work sooo great together in both the comedic and the more thought provoking videos. I'm a new subscriber to both of you! Loving every video!

  • @bitanmandal977
    @bitanmandal977 3 роки тому +10

    Please, keep those bloopers in every video, it makes a spicy ending and we all love that. 🤟🤜🤛

  • @9trepkos9
    @9trepkos9 3 роки тому +18

    Haven’t even finished it, but I already know it’s going to be great! :)

  • @jarnolehtinen2269
    @jarnolehtinen2269 3 роки тому +11

    Tears in my eyes - not only from laughter but also from the comforting realisation of me just having woken up to another day as a single man 😂😂

  • @jaschabull2365
    @jaschabull2365 2 роки тому +11

    I love how she answers with her Chinese zodiac sign. If I'd been told that, I'd probably stop asking because most of the time when I ask someone's age, that's what I really want to know.

  • @SouthsideSTA
    @SouthsideSTA 2 роки тому +1

    1:38 in dog years? I’m really a cat guy so I couldn’t say 😂😂

  • @sirbughunter
    @sirbughunter 3 роки тому +12

    The dream team, back at it again. You guys are so funny together!

  • @arayabuchichi3798
    @arayabuchichi3798 2 роки тому +1

    The Wall is Undefeated 😂 sorry Nikki 😆

  • @lebglebg6064
    @lebglebg6064 3 роки тому +5

    « She is over 18 don’t worry »😂

  • @dkwei8812
    @dkwei8812 3 роки тому +79

    I once had a crush on a waitress in a restaurant I frequented, I hesitated when it comes to asking her out because I didn't know her age. She looks both mature and young, so i was confused. (If she ended up being too young, it would make me look like a weirdo. If she's alot more older than I am, I would feel like a little brother to her instead of a romantic partner.) In the end i didn't make a move, went back months later to find out that she doesn't work there anymore. I regretted it ever since...I'm sad now...

    • @mihailcondorache787
      @mihailcondorache787 3 роки тому +5

      Sad, mate.

    • @no1run732
      @no1run732 3 роки тому +2

      I had that experience with someone I met in San Jose who worked in Masses in Walnut Creek. It's a pretty far bike ride either way. I was so busy with other shit, I never made time to go back. I regret that. I would have made the trip if she was there and available. I think I did it once and quit. I totally get that. For me it's a huge sacrifice though.

    • @m_christine1070
      @m_christine1070 3 роки тому +8

      It was a lesson, for the next time that happens.

    • @wjatube
      @wjatube 3 роки тому +6

      They say we all have a chance meeting with our soul mate during our lifetime and what we do in that moment could change the trajectory of our entire life. Mine was a woman that I passed as I was walking out of grocery store about 25 years ago. We both locked eyes. It was literally a thunderstruck moment. I felt lifted and elated. But I kept walking. I never went back. I don't feel regret but I wonder if it was the biggest missed opportunity of my life?
      Or the lighting in that moment was favorable and we were both just superficially attracted to each other and she probably would've gold-digged me into the poor house causing me to have a stroke and die prematurely? I'll never know. Life is funny.

    • @dkwei8812
      @dkwei8812 3 роки тому

      @@mihailcondorache787 you know it mate...

  • @userKK2023
    @userKK2023 2 роки тому +7

    I love how when Stevie's insecure, Nikki's having fun with him and vice-versa!

  • @abarairenji4483
    @abarairenji4483 3 роки тому +4

    I don't get why Nikki doesn't have more subscribers, I mean sure she's no stand up comedian, but her skits are bloody funny. At the very least she should be on 200k subs

  • @rockkid8306
    @rockkid8306 2 роки тому +3

    the bartender walking away had me in fits haha

  • @themiamilife
    @themiamilife 3 роки тому +13

    I never want to share my age either but not knowing who Frank Sinatra is is a crime

  • @JG-fu5ki
    @JG-fu5ki Рік тому

    "Buyin low sellin high" with that face expression... ;)

  • @VanIyke
    @VanIyke 3 роки тому +3

    I can not believe I actually was legit cracking up.
    A real A++ performance.

  • @o_o6869
    @o_o6869 2 роки тому +2

    who care about age when you have a good and sensible personality

  • @amerikagaijin
    @amerikagaijin 2 роки тому +3

    Saying she was born in the year of the dragon actually really narrows it down for him

  • @armanterrell7215
    @armanterrell7215 3 роки тому +2

    Nikki really said Steamboat Willie 🤣🤣🤣😂😂👏👏👏👏

  • @BWater-yq3jx
    @BWater-yq3jx 3 роки тому +13

    'Year of the Dragon' pretty much gives you the answer though, assuming it's true:
    About 45, or 33, or 21.
    33 a pretty safe bet 😏

  • @peterjames232
    @peterjames232 Рік тому

    2:08 dude, this is one of the most hilarious funny thing I ever watched lmfao 😂😂

  • @judithbebeyi
    @judithbebeyi Рік тому +3

    Nikki! You've got so much energy and that's really amazing!

  • @saltyassassin
    @saltyassassin Рік тому

    Steamboat Willie?!….😂😂…. She cracks me up! Binging all your videos!!

  • @HealthyAndrew
    @HealthyAndrew 3 роки тому +3

    I went on a date with a girl who kept Avoiding questions relating to her age.. She ended up revealing to me that she has a 22-year-old son. I kept pressing her for her age and finally she told me she was 44, but not before constantly saying that age is just a number and it doesn't matter and it's impolite to ask a woman that.

    • @AbuManga
      @AbuManga 3 роки тому +1

      is she look like 22 tho ?

    • @user-dv9xx3yy8v
      @user-dv9xx3yy8v 2 роки тому

      Huh? Pilit mong tinatanong nga eh. I don't get your point.

    • @magik97
      @magik97 11 місяців тому

      I doubt she can be referred to as a 'girl' anymore lol

  • @MoneyGist
    @MoneyGist 3 роки тому +2

    "In dog years?" 😂🤣

  • @opx4real
    @opx4real 3 роки тому +4

    "Ok. Well, however old you are, I think you're insanely attractive. So it doesn't really matter." A little too real. 😆

  • @michaelacheampong2869
    @michaelacheampong2869 2 роки тому +2

    I wish you all the success.... Ur acting is good

  • @mdimrankabir8690
    @mdimrankabir8690 3 роки тому +3

    Never ask a woman about her age
    &
    a man about his income...

  • @kanthony776
    @kanthony776 2 роки тому

    I laughed out loud at “Steamboat Willie” and it just kept getting better!

  • @Motivation2Invest
    @Motivation2Invest 3 роки тому +34

    This is brilliant, a girl into Sinatra is a dream 😂

    • @roxann1557
      @roxann1557 3 роки тому

      @Motivation to invest...you must be old fashioned :)

    • @Archonsx
      @Archonsx 3 роки тому

      imo that's not a very good music taste

    • @roxann1557
      @roxann1557 3 роки тому

      @@Archonsx well, yeah ....not music I'd listen to

    • @bryant475
      @bryant475 3 роки тому

      Mozart, Beethoven, Tchaikovsky for me :)

  • @soulation
    @soulation Рік тому +1

    - How old are you?
    - And why do you need that information ?

  • @robertsisk1149
    @robertsisk1149 3 роки тому +6

    I genuinely dig that kind of teasing about him asking her age. I would just laugh about it and move on.

  • @Tyler_W
    @Tyler_W 2 роки тому +2

    Me turning 29 and realizing I'm almost a year away from 30: "I might as well be dead."

  • @MrAnperm
    @MrAnperm 3 роки тому +9

    I usually just ask, "Are you of breeding age?"

  • @nachiketkamble2600
    @nachiketkamble2600 3 роки тому +9

    The trick is to ask her email. :)

    • @mitchellfolbe8729
      @mitchellfolbe8729 3 роки тому +1

      You have a problem with AOL or Hotmail?

    • @no1run732
      @no1run732 3 роки тому

      Or see if she ever used AOL instant messenger

    • @aquamarine99911
      @aquamarine99911 3 роки тому

      @@no1run732 Or ever had a pager. I first used e-mail on a VAX machine.

  • @wilderliving1704
    @wilderliving1704 Рік тому

    STeamboat Willy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't.

  • @oreoorva
    @oreoorva 3 роки тому +3

    Do people really not know Frank Sinatra if there are around her age though? I would think someone around their 20s-30s would have heard him before. His voice is just heavenly😍🥰

  • @ljs012
    @ljs012 3 роки тому

    😂😂 "Just showin up.."

  • @clwt4075
    @clwt4075 3 роки тому +5

    This is too funny 😂 didn't want it to end

  • @AyushGupta-wn6zd
    @AyushGupta-wn6zd 9 місяців тому

    I'd love if she went "why do you need thag information route" 😂

  • @felixvargas7132
    @felixvargas7132 3 роки тому +11

    I guess I’m the male Nikki because I just went on a date with a girl in her 20’s and she kept saying BET and I was like “on what?” (I’m 36)

    • @kicknowledgesmith8608
      @kicknowledgesmith8608 3 роки тому +5

      Lol That term was around in the 90s that’s not new lingo.

    • @felixvargas7132
      @felixvargas7132 3 роки тому +1

      @@kicknowledgesmith8608 Come fly with meeeeeee *whistles suspiciously* :D :D

    • @michaeldiaz7045
      @michaeldiaz7045 3 роки тому

      Lol usually us dudes say "bet" not chicks. Aight bet.

    • @KingKien95
      @KingKien95 3 роки тому

      @@kicknowledgesmith8608 it might not be new but it was definitely forgotten and recently revitalized in the last decade Cuz i don't remember ppl saying that growing up until like 2013 maybe

    • @redman958
      @redman958 3 роки тому +1

      Black Entertainment Television?

  • @lityerambidextrous3668
    @lityerambidextrous3668 11 місяців тому +1

    Him: How old are you?
    Her: 30.
    Him: How long have you been 31?
    Her: A long time.

  • @outerworld100
    @outerworld100 2 роки тому +5

    life is all about getting older this was great

  • @DismontDeSire
    @DismontDeSire 3 роки тому +6

    Бармен молодец, профессионально подыграл девушке.)

  • @philochristos
    @philochristos 3 місяці тому

    I remember when I turned 30 thinking, "I've got a whole decade ahead of me in which I'm still fairly young and healthy."

  • @derickspawn6706
    @derickspawn6706 3 роки тому +3

    you guys are so funny together!!!🤣🤣🤣💯

  • @rafael.a.aponte
    @rafael.a.aponte Рік тому

    Winston Churchill's jowls! Was not expecting that joke.

  • @mountaintiger6945
    @mountaintiger6945 3 роки тому +5

    If she says she's 30 then she's probably nearing 40 😊

  • @MrTPF1
    @MrTPF1 3 роки тому

    "Steamboat Willie"!! 😂😂

  • @no1run732
    @no1run732 3 роки тому +10

    Nikki Howard is super attractive no matter what age she is. Like I don't know what kind of cardio she does or if she's naturally thin but good God I will have what she's having. Like seriously. What a babe. That's also a good reference to check, see if they know what movie that line comes from.

    • @thediaz07
      @thediaz07 3 роки тому +1

      She's slamming. Plus she has great personality. Win win 🏆

    • @no1run732
      @no1run732 3 роки тому

      @@thediaz07 She should seriously do American Ninja Warrior

    • @thediaz07
      @thediaz07 3 роки тому

      @@no1run732 lol yeah she's in awesome shape but American ninja warriors hard af.

    • @thediaz07
      @thediaz07 3 роки тому

      @@no1run732 I say she should do some Hollywood comedies. Movies and TV. I can't get enough of her already.

    • @no1run732
      @no1run732 3 роки тому

      @@thediaz07 I don't care if she slips on the first obstacle. I just want to see what would happen. She MIGHT be strong enough to hold up her own body weight, and that's really all you need. I couldn't do that. I want to see this.

  • @GamingNine1Kid
    @GamingNine1Kid Рік тому +1

    .. everyone i meet asks me how old i am and they all think i'm like 21-22 and i'm 32... looking and sounding 10 years younger is like the only thing i got going on for me... i like to think this is the universe trying to help me out for wasting my 20's and missing out on alot of things

  • @rickstevenson9585
    @rickstevenson9585 3 роки тому +37

    Pretty accurate first date. The guy is trying to figure out how long she’s been in the sexual marketplace and the girl is trying to figure out his net worth and potential for future financial success and provisioning.

    • @rondolo1
      @rondolo1 3 роки тому

      Icel trend not dead yet? Interesting.

    • @rickstevenson9585
      @rickstevenson9585 3 роки тому +3

      @@rondolo1 if you mean the reality trend…then no it’s not.

    • @rickstevenson9585
      @rickstevenson9585 2 роки тому

      @Lamia Lamia gotta love double standards lol. It’s misogynist and sexist for men to view women as sex objects but totally fine for women to view men as ATM machines….OK 👌 😂

  • @catchup5679
    @catchup5679 3 роки тому +1

    More of a cat guy
    Killed me 😂

  • @getplaning
    @getplaning Рік тому +3

    Marry as close to your own age as you can. Trust me on this.

  • @samuelbrewster97
    @samuelbrewster97 Рік тому

    “You look like Winston Churchill!!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @Christopher._M
    @Christopher._M 2 роки тому +3

    If she gives you her chinese zodiac you basically will know her age.
    For example the year of the dragon was in 2012, 2000, 1988, and 1976.
    This woman can't be Younger than 22 or older than 40 so that would mean she is 33.

  • @mikecanul
    @mikecanul Рік тому

    LOL! Steamboat Willy! “Grew up watching it”…frank sinatra…! I’m on the floor rolling

  • @lueysixty-six7300
    @lueysixty-six7300 3 роки тому +3

    Lolz! This the first video of yours I've seen, and it was so fun! You guys looked like you had a ball making that. Good fun, that wasn't too nasty at anyone too much.
    Five Aussie flags! 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺 🤠👍

  • @thegoingmeiry
    @thegoingmeiry 2 роки тому

    "Nasal was created. we sent a guy with a missile." 🤣🤣

  • @BWater-yq3jx
    @BWater-yq3jx 3 роки тому +3

    Age... meh. Don't care. So long as it's not gonna land me in jail, lol.