The Worst Burger That's Ever Been Made
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- Опубліковано 27 лис 2023
- KingCobraJFA, the only man brave enough to cook stuff like a Sushi Bacon Cheeseburger. Yeah, you read that right. Buckle up.
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We need to see a cooking show between these people, and the chef who creates the most uncanny dish takes home $1
My farts are better than August's farts
@@p-__ I have to say, i have never experience anything as such, but i doubt it. The sheer fame that would come from such an event leads me to believe that August would have the upperhand.
Make it a farthing and we might have a deal
Seriously, you should pitch that one to the networks. They're always trying to invent new niche celebrity shows, and they're big on UA-cam stars atm so you've got a great idea.
You'd have no trouble getting the bad food cooks on board either. They know their ratings come from them parodying themselves.
No we don’t we need a show with August hosting a cooking show with all of them and him and 2 others to judge the dishes 😅
OBVIOUSLY the perfect spot to assemble a burger is between your Ouija board and your standard satanic blood goblet. Everyone knows this.
It seems entirely appropriate for this particular “burger”…
He clearly worships satan
Literally me when i was 15
hearing august say "daddy's home" does something to me
GURL NO BUT LIKE SAMEE
it tickles my brain 😭
so, he toasted his bread but then microwaved it with the burger, burned the hell of the meat, then put frozen sushi (which is a crime on its own) on it, then he microwaved his sandwich again with the sushi. There's bacon on this monstrosity. The flavors and textures together are just sooo wrong. I don't even know what to make of this. Also "lemme me move my ouija board" said so casually was just amazing lol
you complain about the completely wrong thing. we know he makes food for degenerates.
The real crime is letting this Boglim wander around freely, and with no one from the home to protect him from others and himself
You should see some of his meads. This looks sane compared to the poisonous sludge he makes lol
You missed a very crucial step. He put the frozen sushi on the burger, microwaved it, took the sushi back off, then microwaved the sushi. LOL
@@Apoctu I probably blocked that out because of the trauma
He did it again with a Wendy's baconator and frozen sushi
If Cobra, Jack, and Kay got together and made food. I am concerned their food might come to life and destroy the planet. The three chefs of food poisoning.
I'm pretty sure that's how you'd summon Kugath Plaguefather to the material plane. Do you want a foodborne, chaos infused super plague? Because that's how you get one.
If we added Josh's mom, it would be the four horsemen of the ibs apocalypse and the world would come to and end. 😂
Legend tells that when the 4th chef is found the apocalypse begins. Behold the 4 chefs of the apocalypse 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funny thing is, even tho what kay cooks might not at all be appealing I'm pretty sure she at least cooks food correctly in the sense of it not being raw, so by some degree her food is edible, just wont look or taste good most likely.
@@alexware0223 yes you are correct haha at least it is edible by food safety health regulations. Taste and presentation on the other hand 🤢🤮
Love how when he pointed the camera at the sushi on the burger the entire thing was completely overexposed. Like some Chernobyl level radiation is coming off of that abomination and messing with his camera
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I feel like stomach cancer probably has nightmares of kingkobra just standing menacingly at a microwave sushi in hand
"I think its got a fishy taste to it" no shit Sherlock lol.
That bottom bun has had that patty bleeding grease into it, plus the melted cheese, plus it was microwaved. That has to be the soggiest, grossest piece of bread...
I know right. Any normal person would wait until all the filling is ready before assembling the burger, that's just burger making 101.
His teeth are rough. The bog needs the sog
This comment made me dry heave thx
Thats what the texas toast is for.
You're funny. I would definitely eat this. I don't care.
This is one of those channels I wished was satire but he's made so many of these awful dishes that I don't think he's joking...
My farts are better than August's farts.
He isn't. The guy actually enjoys eating what he cooks. 😒
Oh yeah he's 100% serious. He's been at this for about a decade, it would have to be the longest, most dedicated con ever.
He most definitely is not joshin, he is serious.
Hes taking to ever dumber levels to own the trolls
i think what upsets me more than the sushi on the burger is the fact that the poor burger would be stone cold by the time be got to eat it if the full video was a whole hour.
"he going to learn you can pee out of both ends" that had me laughing more than it should lol.
I think the most horrifying part is watching him genuinely devour his creations after he finishes them
No. Hearing him eat is the worst
@@branchcovidian6846 because why does he eat SO LOUDLY
@@alise12300 tsssssshhhhhhlllluuuurrrrrppppppp
100% shit is foul.
That's honestly the thing that bothers me the least. If he likes it and actually eats it then cool, at least it doesn't go to waste
He said "de-thaw" technically that would mean freezing something. Thawed is the opposite of frozen 😂
I was thinking the same thing! Thaw = unfreeze. So, "de-thaw" = "un-unfreeze."
Either "thaw" or "defrost" would be to make it warmer.
So his mission was accomplished!
@@thesneakinmonkey LOL
He's clearly not the sharpest tool
I'm gonna start saying that
"it's definitely got a fishy taste to it"
how weird, I thought it would taste like chocolate cake.
this dude definitely has someone locked in the basement
I’m fairly sure a large portion of the “carbon” on this burger is just bits of cobras nail polish that have fallen off
The spell he casted on it probably went wrong
It's the teflon coating flakes, they're there for flavor trolle
Aw, you think that's just nail polish on his fingernails? 😉
His ability to eat everything vile like an apple is certainly a skill only a trve boglim could hold
But, he has eating an apple down to a pat.
Yum, eating sandwiches like a toddler eats an apple.
Burger and puff Meade incoming. TMDWU
The boy is truly regarded in that regard, TWU
This man makes food that you’d have to be pregnant AND verrry high to even start to crave..
Absolutely wild.
Maybe he is high af, and pregnant with a demon baby from using the ouija board too much. That is why he is making these meals.
I'm cooked and I wanna vom😭
I am impressed that his fly swatter is apart of his wall hanging decor
As a cook the more I deep dive into his content the more disgusted yet intrigued I am to see if ANYTHING can kill this man as far as his food
Not even friskies can mar this man.
He is indestructible. His stomach is impervious to all bacteria. Including salmonella. It’s because he eats eggs boiled in Mountain Dew.
@@thalovemuscle that and his meads it's just insane what that man's body can take
A wise man once said I'm cooking this for me not you so I don't care if you think it looks good or not. 😅
@@Thiccness_Is_Delicious A true wise man knows the best way to make any food is to have someone else do it lol.
You have just scratched the surface of Cobes Cuisine, Duck. There's the fiery fish pizza. The escargot burrito. The candy calzone. I could go on and on.
Oh and don't forget all his homemade wine and mead lately that he will 100% get salmonella from.
Also R.I.P. Puff.
I doubt he even looked for poor puff. 😢
@@marcussinclaire4890 he 100% did not.
Please don't remind me of his *cough* attempt at making mead (it's an affront to all who love mead). Nor of his other atrocities against food or whatever you call what you can buy at supermarkets.
Honestly just seeing him eat Papa Johns was so much worse than this
@@nagahide1313 what I don't get is the $70, $80 Taco Bell door dashes.
HOW DOES ONE SPEND THAT MUCH ON T BELL IN ONE NIGHT!???
7:08 "look at all that melted cheese babyyy" sir i can count each individual shred of cheese
97/3 is great for tacos, meatballs/loaf, shepherd's pie... but it'd be a dry dry burger.
Homemade burgers here for the grill are probably 85/15 but we buy a roast and have it ground... NY strip
Edit: also wood fire cause I aint paying 3 dollars a burger and then not grill it... that's like buying prime rib to make corned beef.
Yes, 85/15 is ideal for a burger. 97/3 works for tacos and cottage pie. (I do make my shepherds pie with lamb).
Was hoping to see some comment about 97/3.... Too much like the Sahara Desert!
The dish looks like something Gumball would make by slapping multiple pieces of sushi onto the bread.
Bro comments like 10 times every video
My farts are better than August's farts.
srry@@Mr.Mercedez
@@p-__go away
@@p-__ I'll be the judge of that!
How did it get worse... This man needs to be put in some kind of facility for these God awful recipes.
My farts are better than August's farts
As a pregnant woman who just ate a Sriracha nut based crackers with cold smoked salmon (or trout, both are yummy), mascarpone cheese, and 6 flaming hot cheetos layered on top, not even I would touch this with an 80ft pole (my other craving is absolutely amazing too: avocado slices on jalapeño ranch lays crinkle chips....sooooo f@$king good).
@@lunaballuna mad respect girly
Oh this is just his food recipes. WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO HIS ATTEMPTS MAKING MEAD 😂😂😂
@@isaigutierrez1617 WHAT???????- OH NO...................
Imagine meeting a wild cobra just out and about... just sit back and observe the shenanigans
“Maybe he thought he was talking to a good one but he actually got a demon..” 😂
I think "Daddy's home" should now be part of EVERY introduction you do. lol
YASSS!
Yes.
I thought I'd seen the worst of this man when he ate roaches. Clearly, I was wrong.
I would eat this over a roach burrito any day. No question.
He makes Jack look like Gordon Ramsay
No, the roaches were worse.
He’ll probably have a RATT burger next!!!!!:/🐀🐀🐀🍔🍔🍔
If he ate roaches ... goddamn, it really shouldn't surprise anyone that he would make this abomination
That "pee out of both holes" got me 🤣
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "surf and turf", but it could be worse.
This dude being haunted by demons for selling his soul for like... a burger or something makes TOO MUCH SENSE!
Lol, his soul ain't worth bargaining. He wishes, but it never happens
@@BabbleOn777Exactly his soul would not be worth selling SADLY Lmfao
That was the creepiest cheese pull I've ever seen....
Omg yes😂😂😂😂
For some reason “You’re gonna have some pretty angry spirits to answer to” killed me 😂
Cobra makes grandfather Nurgle proud.
Ahhhh the early days. He spoke clearly, had confidence, was still kind of with it. Amazing to think it has gotten so much worse in his new apartment. RIP puff.
This was like a few years ago, no?
@@bakielh229 yea, but that was before he started huffing duster
@@TC_993About that, it's funny/common to think it's true but is there any real evidence Cobes is huffing duster? Like, we know he's not above scavenging for smoked cigarette butts and putting that tobacco in his pipe, or drinking disgusting home made "wine" or chugging the green kratom sludge, and he doesn't hide it or anything, but I've never seen him talk about huffing. Anyway, the boy is a seasoned alcoholic at this point and his lifestyle... whatever diet he's on are plenty enough to damage anyone inside out, so I don't give much credence to the theory that he's suffering progressive, duster-induced brain damaged but I could be wrong.
@@bakielh229 Yeah, this was at least 3 years ago
Cobra makes Jack look like a chef working at one of Gordon Ramsay's restaurants.
13:05 The fat booger greeting me from inside his nose makes this so much more appealing to me.
Cobra is the best online chef.
His best video was when he was eating his leftovers from a few days ago and when he took a bite the roaches crawled out of it.
9:39 the bread placed on top of the cup has me rolling 😂😂
0:18 If i had a nickel for everytime August called himself daddy I'd have two nickels, which isnt a lot but its weird it happened twice
He can only see straight out of one eye which explains things
The other eye is keeping a lookout
Plot twist, Cobra is actually a MASTER pastry chef. He cooks the meals horrible, but what he actually tastes is cake. Imagine that scenario
Every single thing in this video was immediately explained by the phrase "cockroach burrito". That right there is all I needed to know about this guy.
I am horrified that the frozen california roll even exists...
God help us all
He did it again with a cold baconator and frozen gas station sushi
😂 that sounds incredibly disgusting
I could not believe my eyes when he went for the hand sanitizer. My man is learning. I'm here for the cobra comeback
Some people take the position that "if it doesn't actively refuse to go down my throat, it's food". I think he's one of them...
I'd still happily eat something Kay cooked before anything he makes
Good ol boiled mincemeat never sounded so good after watching this guy
You haven't hit the Cobra mead phase yet. Wait till you see the "meads" and "wines" he makes.
Just remember if you think your cooking is bad,remember this guy
Probably a fairly normal immune system, he does however drink A LOT of alcohol which is real good at killing germs and stuff 😂
" this is not half bad" coming from the guy that ate a roach 😂😂
This dude might be a serial killer, but he definitely at a minimum is a cereal killer.
"Mom can we get McDonald's?"
"We have McDonald's at home"
McDonald's at home:
A+ for creativity.
D- for everything else.
You scored -10000000% on this culinary disaster. Thank God Gordan Ramsay can't see this.
Also, theory: maybe he cooked this... thing, to chase away the demons in his house. If I was a demon, I'd be horrified.
Wouldn’t be surprised if he participated in that Tide-Pod challenge yrs ago and enjoyed it
using square bread to make hamburgers should be a fucking crime
we need a masterchef season with all these youtube cookers. i would root for kays cooking to win
this makes jack's food look _good_
My farts are better than August's farts
Cobra needs to start watching jacks videos to improve his cooking skills
Omguuurd yes...
Dude is living the great value life to the fullest extent
This is the sort of guy who records in the UA-cam app and then just posts it to the internet. Also he has Perry the platypus eyes
This is the funniest video ive ever watched, augusts deliveries never dissapoint
I absolutely hate the sound of other people eating but this dude hits a whole new level for me-
Hearing him take a bite out of that atrocity was painful...
Legit made me gag.
Look, I'm just gonna come out and say it: Dude is hard enough to look at without the gross sfx & terrible hygiene. Definitely not doing himself any favors by eating cockroaches and lukewarm sushi. 🤮
Dude! I have misophonia, I honestly don't know why I put myself through this sort of torture. But this time... I truly hate myself for it.
I feel ya. Diagnosed with Misophonia. Watching that wasn't fun. I need a chew disclaimer or something. 🤢
Haha, yeah man - that’s one of his special skills: eating with extra mouth noise and slurping everything he drinks.
There are two phrases that Kobra officially entered into the category of “Food Crime”. Take note not to say “Sushi Cheeseburger” or “Sushi Bacon Cheeseburger” when considering making a dish.
Nothing like some warm sushi on a mozzarella and burnt bacon burger
Bro can pick blackberries and watch out for snakes at the same time.
I just want all of you that don’t regularly follow Cobra to know that we are all lucky he hasn’t done a pickled bearded dragon recipe. There is no bottom to this hole. We will never hit rock bottom.
Puff was made into a over priced staff lol
@@frodosfrostbite 666 dollars! TWU
RIP puff
Sweet! Everybody's favorite alcoholic special needs wizard! Cobra's cooking videos never disappoint. Unless you're his parents, of course. Then you're in a constant state of disappointment.
7 11 sushi burgers...yeah, it's always a gross out show in Cobes brain intent to prove what he's hacking into a viable snack.
The boy is just the doing the best he could, and taking it a day a time! 🤘👑🐍
The ventriloquist dummy in the background as he bites into this abomination just… completes the picture
First Series to make my stomach turn, well done my friend.
Thank you Mr. Duck; I needed this one today.
My farts are better than August's farts
@@p-__ Wow, the bots are fast.
@@theab3957 I didn't even know that was a bot, I thought that was just some odd 6-year-old.
King cobra looking like a middle aged lesbian
It's so unnerving when he looks down a bit and away and his goombly eye oogles at you.
The sound of him biting into that legit hard reset my brain😂
Thank you for getting back to the cooking videos. I love them and they’re the reason I subbed to your channel.
My farts are better than August's farts.
@@p-__man stop saying that
@@p-__ can I take a poot on you? I've been needing to fart all day
As a person who love sushi - im crying how he disrespected it😢😢
My farts are better than August's farts.
@@p-__ can I let one rip on you? I've been holding in a fart all day 😩
It was food rape
Yeah, cause nobody else appreciates Sushi.
Geez.
The frozen sushi at my grocery store is plant based so... maybe it wasn't a total slaughter
He looks like the type of guy who hangs out at the high school around 3pm.
At least the ouiji board sheds valuable light on his prior cooking videos. The roach infested burrito made with rotting food comes to mind
Oh god no. Not another cooking video.
My farts are better than August's farts
xD
How to get the worst smelling diarrhea ever
Dude, never leave the plachette on an open board. That is so dangerous and reckless.
What's the hazard?
Cobra is the kind of dude who tells you he's a metal head and then throws on a five finger butt punch album.
This man is the Neil Breen of online cooking videos.
He even wears a vest covered in pins
As soon as I saw this was KingCobra, I knew we were in some deep shit. That dood not being able to cook worth a darn is just the tip of the iceberg.
Frozen Sushi Roll and then Microwaved Sushi Roll.... I can die peacefully now...
Cobra having a chess board set up is so shocking its hilarious
That wine glass with the toast on top is actually pretty cool, 7:42
And I thought the sushi pizza from Kitchen Nightmares was bad. 😂😂😂
My farts are better than August's farts.
He was conversing with grandfather nurgle using that oija board
I cant stop watching these it's to fascinating.
This is why you should trust professional chefs when they make you food more than some stranger.
I worked in a kitchen before, I trust absolutely no one except my mother and expect every occasion where someone else is preparing my food to be a risk.
My farts are better than August's farts.
Professional chefs are strangers to me lol
shhh@@catus-cactus
@@p-__bad bot
When you were reviewing the Ouija board situation I was surprised that you didn't also reference the literal chalice he has sitting there, as if he wasn't quite clearly mid-ritual when he decided to make his burger. I'd put money on the liquid in that cup comprising a fair amount of his own (or a goat's) blood. But then I'm only 8 minutes in right now.
Actually pretty much all of his glasses are some sort of chalice, usually skull shaped
@@BG-yz7hh fair point
Its insane to me that Cobra, Jack and Kay can eat the things they do. Meanwhile I glance at something thats gone off and i have food poisoning
The cheese makes it look like a ghost came all over his burger
Man, I make sushi chicken and call it bastard sushi, and I feel bad about it lol. Maybe not anymore!
So the dog collar and skull necklace lend themselves, but then add the oija board and whatever goblet that is, and I could imagine things might get real exciting around there between 12 and 3AM
It gets better. That collar belonged to a dog he admitted to REGULARLY giving weed buds to. The dog was named OB and he’s too dumb to learn that weed kills animals.
@@AFarmerCalledChicken Yeah, things gotta get REALLY exciting 🤣
And OD might have been a better name
Cobra actually has a video where he teaches us how to conjure spirits using a Ouija board in a cemetery with a wand.
I was worried that he was referring to raw bacon as "sushi bacon", so I was REALLY worried when I started this video. Glad he may wind up alright.