Navy SEAL Imposter Exposed

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  • @snowflakemelter1172
    @snowflakemelter1172 5 років тому +2162

    He's genuine, we served together as seals, actual seals not navy seals, living on raw mackerel was no joke.

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 5 років тому +66

      Avoiding great whites too. Whats more impressive than that?

    • @caalmen1522
      @caalmen1522 5 років тому +24

      Rufus Chucklebutty oh man I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂

    • @gewgulkansuhckitt9086
      @gewgulkansuhckitt9086 5 років тому +24

      I did the same thing once, just for the halibut.

    • @coltfanboi7747
      @coltfanboi7747 5 років тому +9

      Genuine lol at that dude, thanks for brightening up my day! :)

    • @curbdaddy8783
      @curbdaddy8783 5 років тому +1

      Lol

  • @DblOSmith
    @DblOSmith 5 років тому +2706

    He was in the Kentucky First Company and served under Colonel Sanders.

  • @OL-Tom
    @OL-Tom 5 років тому +4510

    246 Navy Seals served in Vietnam .... I've met all 946 of them

    • @WalkinTall
      @WalkinTall 5 років тому +212

      Thomas Young I met 278 Purple Hearts back in civil war.

    • @rarestpepe3917
      @rarestpepe3917 5 років тому +107

      @SlavicTankCrew im a Carthaginian veteran from the battle of lake trasimene

    • @masonwolf1934
      @masonwolf1934 5 років тому +55

      69 navy seals fought in the battle for Uganda....
      I was one.

    • @anonymussmith2899
      @anonymussmith2899 5 років тому +13

      Ur saying none died?

    • @411G
      @411G 5 років тому +13

      Anonymus smith fuck no, they are Navy seal. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @NotDecided420
    @NotDecided420 5 років тому +320

    I like the way he "cleared" that room.
    Turned his back to the target, sliced the room, then shot the target at the end?!
    He'd be dead af already.

    • @mikeheckman4995
      @mikeheckman4995 5 років тому +14

      I like his pistol grip! 1:07

    • @pillowbugg
      @pillowbugg 5 років тому +6

      I caught that too...

    • @renstimpy3568
      @renstimpy3568 3 роки тому +8

      he was dead before he walked into that room lol

    • @goad1838
      @goad1838 3 роки тому +1

      I thought that 2

    • @rbarnett3200
      @rbarnett3200 3 роки тому +5

      Enter room. Do 270 degree sweep of everywhere the gunman stood behind you is not. Then shoot gunman. That's a quality breach, right there....having said that, didn't the SEAL's have the genius idea of flying a helicopter very low over the top of another helicopter creating a catastrophic down-draft when they had an illegal mission in Pakistan that one time where they also shot unarmed women and children before they finally got their man?...Charlie Sheen represented them in the film where they attacked a golf course whilst inebriated....SEAL isn't even a proper acronym...shit, maybe these guys aren't actually elite at all?!....

  • @JeffChase
    @JeffChase 5 років тому +3263

    I remember him from Meal Team Six. He single-handedly wiped out an entire Shoney's buffet.

  • @robertlauritsen3511
    @robertlauritsen3511 5 років тому +2685

    I was a Navy Seal. I did four tours at the San Diego Zoo.

    • @Pactastic042
      @Pactastic042 5 років тому +66

      That's nothin compared to central . . You had it easy greenhorn

    • @imjelo
      @imjelo 5 років тому +45

      That's nothing aside from touring the San Diego Zoo, I have also toured Sea World San Diego. 😉😁

    • @wellalright7748
      @wellalright7748 5 років тому +24

      Dude I toured safari park 3 times

    • @davisjohnson5688
      @davisjohnson5688 5 років тому +5

      Hahaha!

    • @ResidentEddy
      @ResidentEddy 5 років тому +26

      I toured in the most dangerous place you could ever tour in...
      Disneyland.

  • @mb-yn1lh
    @mb-yn1lh 5 років тому +1361

    Once I called out a guy wearing a McDonald's uniform that never worked there. Pissed me off, I had friends get fired wearing that uniform.

    • @Darrell1981
      @Darrell1981 5 років тому +25

      😂 get fired from places you never worked

    • @lawrencedeherrera5342
      @lawrencedeherrera5342 5 років тому +10

      Lmfao

    • @traceygauntlett2679
      @traceygauntlett2679 5 років тому +35

      m b same thing happened to me with 2 prositutes,lying bitches.pissed me right off coz I'm out on them streets every night

    • @fliguy4
      @fliguy4 5 років тому +1

      Hahahahahahaha

    • @electedelite2210
      @electedelite2210 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @graceleah3216
    @graceleah3216 5 років тому +270

    I was a seal, for 3 years. Yes, my parents would dress me like an actual seal during Halloween, snorkel and all. I was 3, 4, and 5 yrs old.

  • @nosherz
    @nosherz 5 років тому +820

    At least he was humble enough to stay quiet about the moon walks, area 51 clearance, and playing Q.B for the Giants.

    • @sstritmatter2158
      @sstritmatter2158 5 років тому +6

      - he told me he played for New England and taught ol Tom everything

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 5 років тому +3

      @@sstritmatter2158 He said he showed Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer how to paint worth a lick

    • @frankiegoode3477
      @frankiegoode3477 5 років тому +4

      You forgot he was also D.B. Cooper

    • @dmsknb1541
      @dmsknb1541 4 роки тому +3

      And Bigfoot

    • @ruffboss1
      @ruffboss1 3 роки тому +1

      @nosherz, that's it!! We fighting, how dare you think he played QB for the G-MEN 🤣😂 i can stay quiet about a lot of things however that ain't one of them.

  • @rhino202
    @rhino202 5 років тому +1304

    Invest 850k in someone without doing a mere background check seems like a good idea

    • @johnknowing-zr8de
      @johnknowing-zr8de 5 років тому +10

      Yep I just put my check in the mail hoooraaaaa Wrote it out to gofundme Im an asshole., I hope my check clears Hoooraaa

    • @rhino202
      @rhino202 5 років тому +23

      @@johnknowing-zr8de hey, since you're writing checks, I have a week long defense contract coming up in the Caribbean soon...

    • @johnknowing-zr8de
      @johnknowing-zr8de 5 років тому +3

      Rhino hey you may need that for Puerto Rico being so many Democrat are thieves’ that needs protected from themselves

    • @danieljonesjones8047
      @danieljonesjones8047 5 років тому +4

      Rhino two doctors hand over 850 k too a bloated drunk . Yeah team !!

    • @ChristoherWGray
      @ChristoherWGray 5 років тому +7

      A fool and his money are soon parted
      Thomas Tesser

  • @HooDatDonDar
    @HooDatDonDar 5 років тому +1256

    This guy is legitimate. He was my second in command when I commanded a troop of Confederate submarines in the jungles of Afghanistan.

    • @Stitchman3875
      @Stitchman3875 5 років тому +109

      You sure it wasn’t in the snowy mountains of Egypt? That’s where I served with him. We were over throwing Napoleon.

    • @BloodyBay
      @BloodyBay 5 років тому +68

      Damn, you two are a couple of old war dogs! I didn't serve under Dicken until the US Space Force took Moon Base Bravo back from the Antarcticans!
      You never forget your first HALO drop into a 0.1 G gravity well and three inches of exosphere, let me tell you....

    • @ivv6721
      @ivv6721 5 років тому +18

      @@BloodyBay and I here I was thinking my odst Sarge was a fraud, I owe dikens an apology. I knew some gears said they owed him they're lives aswell

    • @kinghekizee3166
      @kinghekizee3166 5 років тому +28

      This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. But I bet none of you got to serve with him in the Martian Dalek wars.

    • @zsaz4453
      @zsaz4453 5 років тому +4

      Lol

  • @cmcc4662
    @cmcc4662 3 роки тому +46

    This guy was a legit Kamikaze pilot with a dozen successful missions

  • @louistapon2788
    @louistapon2788 5 років тому +1251

    We fought the Mexicans together back in 1846, trust me he’s the real deal.

    • @gary663
      @gary663 5 років тому +26

      Thank you for your service Louis, I respect the troops

    • @gangweedernigga4012
      @gangweedernigga4012 5 років тому +12

      you did us a good service louis, salute to you.

    • @351WINCHESTER
      @351WINCHESTER 5 років тому +11

      The Alamo was 1836.

    • @louistapon2788
      @louistapon2788 5 років тому +8

      Thank you all for your likes! Lol. Never had so many in any of my previous UA-cam comments ! You all are my heroes!

    • @SKY-jv9ue
      @SKY-jv9ue 5 років тому +9

      Most of the Alamo defenders surrendered to Mexican soldiers! Some heroes!

  • @keltrepes2534
    @keltrepes2534 5 років тому +394

    His mission is so classfied, not even he knows what it is.

  • @ladybug2750
    @ladybug2750 5 років тому +680

    Dickens was McDonalds Special Forces

    • @Football5198
      @Football5198 5 років тому +44

      Was he on Nugget Team 6?

    • @andresherrera2902
      @andresherrera2902 5 років тому +1

      He was

    • @tequilamokkingbyrd2016
      @tequilamokkingbyrd2016 5 років тому +7

      I thought he was part of the the Kings special sauce forces

    • @RichardPhister
      @RichardPhister 5 років тому +9

      *has happy meal medals at the ready*

    • @RS-jh2kl
      @RS-jh2kl 5 років тому +7

      Colonel from KFC was the QRF element. Platoon Commander was Ronald MacDonald.

  • @danielwalcher779
    @danielwalcher779 4 роки тому +166

    He’s real. We served together in the Clone Wars together.😂😂😂

    • @NotProFishing
      @NotProFishing 3 роки тому +5

      Thank you for your service

    • @zhalosupercell2486
      @zhalosupercell2486 3 роки тому +1

      Damn he must be the reason you clones were replaced or were you Jedi that survived order 66?

    • @frankcabanski9409
      @frankcabanski9409 3 роки тому +1

      I know you're lying. If you served in the Clone Wars, you served with yourself.

    • @digipeeper
      @digipeeper 3 роки тому +1

      You’re so wrong, we both fought in the Cylon Invasion, that shribble dick pussy ran off as I was captured by Cylon troops for interrogation and torture.

    • @ryulewis2503
      @ryulewis2503 3 роки тому

      @Daniel Walcher. Don't forget Star Wars and call of duty!!

  • @SolarCrown
    @SolarCrown 5 років тому +471

    I've heard if you receive TWO medals of honor they give you the third one for free!

    • @eileenheitman4351
      @eileenheitman4351 5 років тому +10

      And a bag of chips!!!. Dave Heitman Sgt., USMC 1967-1970 , two tours in VietNam. Huge respect for the Seals

    • @lucasggellis4762
      @lucasggellis4762 5 років тому +1

      ROFL

    • @woah3592
      @woah3592 5 років тому +1

      Oh damn lmao I'm weak

    • @KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841
      @KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841 5 років тому

      But that's not all!! We'll throw in a Purple Heart too! All you gotta do, is phone this number!

    • @Smile4theKillCam456
      @Smile4theKillCam456 5 років тому

      Eileen Heitman rah sir

  • @thewanganfiles9304
    @thewanganfiles9304 5 років тому +1180

    Bruh you don’t even know, he did a tour on ROBLOX PHANTOM FORCES

  • @anihtgenga4096
    @anihtgenga4096 8 років тому +597

    My mechanic said "Ah, you blew a seal" and I said "Leave my personal life out of it and just fix the damned car!"

    • @tylerc4745
      @tylerc4745 8 років тому +1

      haha

    • @tylerc4745
      @tylerc4745 8 років тому +16

      it's a shame nobody understood that joke

    • @anihtgenga4096
      @anihtgenga4096 8 років тому +8

      Joke?

    • @DDG2023
      @DDG2023 8 років тому +3

      Dad. Stahp! Please.

    • @srjohndeans5508
      @srjohndeans5508 8 років тому

      Why look for phony seals? Real phony's that's where the action is.

  • @aussie187
    @aussie187 3 роки тому +42

    I was a navy seal.. absolutely loved it, then my 9th birthday came along and I chose to be a fireman 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @hugoalmstrom9479
    @hugoalmstrom9479 5 років тому +424

    I'm an ex navy seal but I have lived in Sweden all my life. I took some classes online

    • @Ethorbit
      @Ethorbit 5 років тому +2

      olly bro I own a corporation who can use people like you, we need people who have mastered the use of the liquid.

    • @Satanthony
      @Satanthony 5 років тому +1

      Hugo A thank you for your service

    • @Killarrex
      @Killarrex 5 років тому

      @@ollybro2294 you got me in the first half. I was gonna say that was a joke

    • @Ma_Deuce
      @Ma_Deuce 5 років тому

      @@ollybro2294 A true water bender

    • @dionhmedji4521
      @dionhmedji4521 5 років тому

      Hugo A 😂😂

  • @TomatusYT
    @TomatusYT 5 років тому +522

    I remember that guy. We both enlisted and served together for 30 years as active duty personnel under Wal-Mart Loss Prevention.

    • @DblOSmith
      @DblOSmith 4 роки тому +11

      Thank you for your service. lol

    • @TCFan30
      @TCFan30 4 роки тому +9

      The Disabled Veterans of Loss Prevention & Mall Security Foundation welcomes you.

    • @SockyNoob
      @SockyNoob 4 роки тому +5

      Thank you for your service. I heard that the Claims Squadron was very appreciative of you guys.

    • @Stitchman3875
      @Stitchman3875 4 роки тому +2

      I served with him when I was stations at the local strip mall in Paris, Japan. We were taking restaurant bravo.

    • @tompenny7250
      @tompenny7250 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😞😂😂😂😂😂😂😞😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @phantomgaming4046
    @phantomgaming4046 5 років тому +2095

    I’m a Navy Seal, trust me, I fought in World War Z

    • @WalkinTall
      @WalkinTall 5 років тому +46

      The Undead Slayer damn! I fought in world war 67! Thank you for your service.

    • @phantomgaming4046
      @phantomgaming4046 5 років тому +22

      SlavicTankCrew oh you shoulda seen it. We were in the frontlines of the damned Chinese Nazi Bois, but they had brought their giant robot ninjas. Luckily for us, we had brought our laser satellite to laser them to death

    • @yellowdap178
      @yellowdap178 5 років тому +3

      you all are fricking lying about this sheet this is so fake!

    • @shaneblessing679
      @shaneblessing679 5 років тому +35

      praiz jesus Garcia jesus christ how old are you and have you never heard of sarcasm?

    • @TSMTree
      @TSMTree 5 років тому +4

      praiz jesus Garcia no there not bro I was there I was an m4

  • @thejessman1460
    @thejessman1460 4 роки тому +36

    He went back to Mommy and Daddy's house, how cute.

  • @workamiracle3303
    @workamiracle3303 5 років тому +686

    I was a Navy Seal at one point in time. I did three tours of Ghost Recon wildlands in operation PS4. I played all the way through on very hard. So that counts right?

    • @mamasboygaming1966
      @mamasboygaming1966 5 років тому +12

      Yea bro i saw u in bolivian soil, santa blanca ....... Wile killing da cartels...lol😂

    • @SScozzari
      @SScozzari 5 років тому +2

      worka miracle did u play on ghost mode tho?

    • @MrHort55
      @MrHort55 5 років тому +1

      Ghost are green berets m8....

    • @Tony36271
      @Tony36271 5 років тому +1

      I salute you good sir

    • @SpaceyCortex
      @SpaceyCortex 5 років тому +9

      I can verify this. I served as a medic and revived his ass twice.

  • @Football5198
    @Football5198 5 років тому +652

    I’m not a seal but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

    • @zion3458
      @zion3458 5 років тому +14

      I salute you

    • @playboistark
      @playboistark 5 років тому +4

      👏👏👏👏

    • @nickthebod757
      @nickthebod757 5 років тому +5

      How was the breakfast? Did they have the bacon or sausage patties (I hate the patties)? Also I can almost bet that the pancake machine didn’t work.

    • @gregdude3
      @gregdude3 5 років тому +5

      Lmfao!!!! That was a perfect execution

    • @alanfoster6589
      @alanfoster6589 5 років тому +3

      Did you sleep in the tub?

  • @maximuslee5670
    @maximuslee5670 5 років тому +224

    I too was a navy seal, I was at Reach when the Covenant attacked us. Good thing I blew up one of their command ships + scores of Elites and managed to escape.

    • @ericshutter5305
      @ericshutter5305 5 років тому +8

      Been there, done That 😎

    • @raideryvs5595
      @raideryvs5595 5 років тому +8

      Thank you for your service chief

    • @user-jw8yh6yq1p
      @user-jw8yh6yq1p 5 років тому +3

      Woah. Noble 7?!?

    • @maximuslee5670
      @maximuslee5670 5 років тому +3

      @@user-jw8yh6yq1p No, I am noble 8. Noble 7 was one of my fellow Spartans who fought in Reach. Unfortunately, no one has seen him after the evacuation and we assume he died in combat but reports say that he went MIA.

    • @motorbikegobrrr
      @motorbikegobrrr 5 років тому +2

      I was there with Noble 6 as we took Sword Base. Wild

  • @idontknowman6277
    @idontknowman6277 4 роки тому +16

    The way he cleared that room made me shout. Yes make sure your back is facing the threat. Awesome.

  • @Dockernan1977
    @Dockernan1977 7 років тому +590

    This shit makes me sick. I was a door gunner on the space shuttle and these imposters really make my blood boil.

    • @Thenotfunnyperson
      @Thenotfunnyperson 6 років тому +12

      Hahahahahahahah

    • @itshalo3220
      @itshalo3220 6 років тому +17

      Same, I’m disgusted by fake navy seals, my great grandpa was part of seal team 1 (homer Marshall) so I have mad respect for navy seals

    • @itshalo3220
      @itshalo3220 6 років тому +4

      Wow, I would not expect to find someone who knew my great grandpa

    • @therespectedlex9794
      @therespectedlex9794 6 років тому +9

      At least you're joking? Trouble with these narcissistic bastards is they're never truly modest, and rarely honest. They have always achieved more than is even possible. That's the giveaway too.

    • @foreveragainOK
      @foreveragainOK 6 років тому +6

      At least he should've claimed to be the second most decorated Navy vet.

  • @dougtheeliminator1077
    @dougtheeliminator1077 7 років тому +341

    He was special forces in the Salvation Army.

    • @Dreamstalker8002
      @Dreamstalker8002 6 років тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @darrenchisolm9245
      @darrenchisolm9245 6 років тому +1

      Yes! His choreography. It's his Bollywood movie. And it becomes real. Bollywood... Lol

    • @darrenchisolm9245
      @darrenchisolm9245 6 років тому +1

      You did right and you are going to become a very important leader one say. Yes! The army of the lord. God bless you. Mister.... Lol

    • @darrenchisolm9245
      @darrenchisolm9245 6 років тому +2

      Just Salvation army them. Homeless men. Finding something extraordinary to do as time goes by. Jesus!!!!!! Amen

    • @Indeed007
      @Indeed007 6 років тому +2

      haha +1 shit is hilarious lol

  • @rchurch400
    @rchurch400 5 років тому +406

    I’m a navy seal I did 3 tours in Detroit Michigan

    • @jonrosenow5812
      @jonrosenow5812 5 років тому +53

      Not many came out of there alive. I am glad I trained you well, grasshopper.

    • @JoelPit
      @JoelPit 5 років тому +28

      That's the worse war zone ever.

    • @bill1usmc
      @bill1usmc 5 років тому +8

      @Daniel Robinson not exactly true... Detriot makes no requirements on who they kill... old man or woman, kids... doesn't matter one bit if you're as smart as Einstein or as dumb as a rock... only matters who's path you cross... the where and why are irrelevant. Some cities have higher numbers of killed than some areas of Afghanistan or Iraq. Bottom line is if you happen to be in the area when one of these low life scum start popping off caps and not giving a shit where they fly you can very easily become collateral damage. Sure some areas are worse than others... but the lid was kicked off in the 1980's and it doesn't make difference now where you're at.

    • @benv2832
      @benv2832 5 років тому

      R Church hope u didn’t drink the water

    • @MI22I22IPPI
      @MI22I22IPPI 5 років тому

      lol I’ll hire you

  • @thedragonhouse4991
    @thedragonhouse4991 4 роки тому +9

    This man served with me in the Cold War just recently on call of duty. Hard times, had lots of deaths and left flanks. Always came and saved the day while eating Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew. What a legend.

  • @SicknastyFPS
    @SicknastyFPS 5 років тому +698

    I'm a vet from the Seals, I fought in the war of Pewdiepie vs Tseries. I lost a leg and retired

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas 5 років тому +4

      You took their advice a bit too far my friend, break a leg does not mean smash a leg

    • @SicknastyFPS
      @SicknastyFPS 5 років тому +20

      @@arminosas i lost a leg dude, I REFUSE TO LET THE INDIANS WIN AND WILL PARK AND WALK LIKE ANY OTHER PERSON

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas 5 років тому +6

      @@SicknastyFPS You go buddy! Show these red polka dots not to mess with you!

    • @coolkid-rq8kx
      @coolkid-rq8kx 5 років тому +1

      I salute you man

    • @adrianprytz
      @adrianprytz 5 років тому

      Bad genji Main chill out dude, pewdiepie have no legs at all

  • @jonathanjames2162
    @jonathanjames2162 6 років тому +184

    Guy: Yea, 850k is a bit steep for me man.
    Fake: I’m a navy seal though
    Guy: ok, and?
    Fake: here’s my papers that I totally didn’t just type out and photoshop on my desktop
    Guy: here’s 850k

    • @FurlowT
      @FurlowT 6 років тому +7

      If they had half a brain, they would have confirmed his documentation. Pretty stupid for Doctors... And pretty stupid for the lady who was military herself...

  • @JimmyGunXD556
    @JimmyGunXD556 8 років тому +369

    This guy was a Seal.... at Sea World.

  • @diggs5518
    @diggs5518 5 років тому +18

    I remember watching this when it aired. I also remember thinking, "So, they tracked this guy down twice and, didn't call the authorities in advance. Well, done 20/20. Well done."

  • @rambam7575
    @rambam7575 5 років тому +673

    I am not a SEAL but I did save 15% last night by switching to GEICO

    • @ryanbesco8067
      @ryanbesco8067 5 років тому +3

      Lmao

    • @ASH-jl3qj
      @ASH-jl3qj 5 років тому +3

      @@ryanbesco8067 underrated comment LOL

    • @JOHNNYOFFABEAN
      @JOHNNYOFFABEAN 5 років тому +4

      Marlon Ramirez thank you for your service

    • @JOHNNYOFFABEAN
      @JOHNNYOFFABEAN 5 років тому +1

      UpbeatTrombone lol I realized I was going along wit the joke

    • @educate3d
      @educate3d 5 років тому +1

      The real hero

  • @mrk45
    @mrk45 9 років тому +341

    I was a navy seal, got booted out though as I couldn't hold a gun with these big-ass flippers. Anyone got any fish?

    • @SouthLouisiana4eva
      @SouthLouisiana4eva 9 років тому +46

      wait...a ...second.

    • @KuopassaTv
      @KuopassaTv 9 років тому +4

      South Louisiana
      :-D

    • @tyguy6296
      @tyguy6296 9 років тому +19

      ***** that's ok. you have a great career ahead of you as the worlds only typing seal

    • @indalcecio
      @indalcecio 9 років тому +30

      ***** Hello fellow navy seal! It's so nice to find someone on the internet I can talk to in my native tongue! ARF! ARF! ARF ARF ARF! ARF ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF???

    • @NETBotic
      @NETBotic 9 років тому +12

      *throws fish *****

  • @quochungpham984
    @quochungpham984 6 років тому +152

    I was a real navy seal, defeated thanos single handingly a with a stick, then I gather all the dust and did cpr and saved half of the universe, I then got awarded the medal of honor 7 times in one day.

  • @DeanFerraro
    @DeanFerraro 3 роки тому +12

    Once Don Shipley gets involved, "your ass is grass!" Dicken should have stayed in Burundi

  • @knuckle_dragger
    @knuckle_dragger 6 років тому +424

    I'm a member of GI-JOE, been fighting Cobra for decades now

  • @prometheustactical8427
    @prometheustactical8427 5 років тому +139

    All you needed to see was how he handled firearms and a knife to know he wasn't anyone with decent training.

    • @MrJackal43
      @MrJackal43 3 роки тому +7

      Lol, when he did that room sweep and left that first corner open.... BOOM ur ded, right there. Classic.

    • @justsomeonewholiketoreply9737
      @justsomeonewholiketoreply9737 3 роки тому +1

      He probably play first person shooting games and acts like he knows everything

    • @robertf3479
      @robertf3479 3 роки тому +4

      Probably got his training watching Steven Segal movies.

    • @lenalives1846
      @lenalives1846 3 роки тому

      Those knife skills were slick,huh? It's like he's dancing!

    • @robwalsh9843
      @robwalsh9843 2 роки тому

      I love the sloppy wavy reverse grip knife moves he does
      Don't get me wrong, reverse grip is awesome in video games and action movies. But no person who understands knife use is going to do that.

  • @Homepros888
    @Homepros888 6 років тому +204

    He is a navy seal, took on 100's tour of duty, single handed destroyed small armies, leaped of buildings onto terrorists cars and even save the president's life. Then the alarm clock rang.

  • @BxCortez2050
    @BxCortez2050 3 роки тому +50

    this reminds me of my time serving in the salvation Army I was in Easter seals team 6 ..I can still hear the bells

    • @joeverna5459
      @joeverna5459 3 роки тому +1

      Now that is a funny visual.

    • @StvmotherfukinPolychronopolous
      @StvmotherfukinPolychronopolous 3 роки тому

      The sound of the quarters hitting the lip of that bucket....the nightmares.... Santa Claus...

    • @jataviusclark2205
      @jataviusclark2205 3 роки тому

      That’s the only Army I served as well was the Salvation Army! Lmao

  • @ToddiusMaximus
    @ToddiusMaximus 6 років тому +58

    How to get caught faking being s SEAL ..... start a military training company where your every move is scrutinized 🤣

  • @jobic4207
    @jobic4207 6 років тому +88

    I’m part of the Sesame Street task force. My two scariest missions were assassinating Barney the communist dinosaur and taking out the teletubbies

    • @HiddenPalm
      @HiddenPalm 6 років тому +5

      Barney isn't Communist, he's a former neoliberal turned all right. Sesame Street is the secret Communist cell. Don't worry, I won't tell a soul. I'm an Anarchist with Electric Mayhem. Your secret is safe with me. I have to go to a mission briefing, Operation Reading Rainbow, with Captain Kangaroo in an undisclosed location in Mr Roger's Neighborhood. You should come along. We could use the help.

    • @donovanreep2650
      @donovanreep2650 6 років тому +3

      Thank you for your service. Do you have any intel on what really happened to Steve from blues clues?

    • @HiddenPalm
      @HiddenPalm 6 років тому +1

      @@donovanreep2650 What I am about to share with you is extremely confidential. During Bush Jr's first term in office, a top secret executive order was implemented by the CIA, NSA, FBI, IRS, FDA, Homeland Security, NYPD, SFPD, LAPD, CPD, the Airforce, The United States Marine Corp, the Elmjack Little League Baseball team, Wu Tang, NASA and the courageous police officers of northern Zimbabwe to slip in a top secret formula into Steve's drink at a local bar in Newark New Jersey. This top secret formula is designed to make men go bald.
      When the internet started to catch on, Stephen Michael Burns under the online alias, Toxic Faery Fantasies, would spend allot of time pretending to be a young college vixen on internet chat rooms made for lesbians where he would espouse negative remarks about the government, the International Monetary Fund and the World Trade Organization and its connection to the 911 attacks. Thus we had to move quickly and find a way to remove him from his bread and butter. What better way, but to make him so bald, he would leave on his own accord, without suspecting a thing.
      Remember this is top secret told to you in confidence. If you break this trust, you will be visited by Kermit the Frog. And believe me, you do not want to make Kermit angry.

    • @bigboaharthurmorgan2109
      @bigboaharthurmorgan2109 6 років тому

      The SSTS. Damn that actually sounds legit out of context.

    • @TheChudoviste
      @TheChudoviste 6 років тому +1

      Thank you for taking out the teletubbies.My boy started to get dumb watching them

  • @meishu607
    @meishu607 5 років тому +307

    This dude is legit. We fought Goliath the giant, and killed Satan.

    • @Satanthony
      @Satanthony 5 років тому +1

      My dads still here

    • @BillKrayer12thMan
      @BillKrayer12thMan 5 років тому

      "I killed Hitler, I think I deserve some pie."--Dean Winchester #SPNFamily

    • @philthelawnman
      @philthelawnman 5 років тому +1

      No you killed Santa. Auto correct hacked you lol

  • @MM-qi5mk
    @MM-qi5mk 4 роки тому +6

    How in the hell do 3 highly-educated people fall for this ? He says he’s a Seal then worked for the CIA and you believed him ? Wow , I wouldn’t want either of those two doctors in an emergency if that’s the case.

  • @lbarnett748
    @lbarnett748 6 років тому +1386

    I was an ex navy seal until I died and got reincarnated and now I’m a navy blue whale.

    • @nicolebrooks3442
      @nicolebrooks3442 6 років тому +12

      I'm dead😂😂😂😂

    • @1717-y6y
      @1717-y6y 6 років тому +4

      .....fucking dumb 😩

    • @lbarnett748
      @lbarnett748 6 років тому +3

      That’s from Looking at my watch too much 🤪

    • @taylor228
      @taylor228 6 років тому +10

      Absolute weapon

    • @edouardlafleur2216
      @edouardlafleur2216 6 років тому +4

      I also was a reincarnated seal but a California seal

  • @jebvoorhees125
    @jebvoorhees125 7 років тому +134

    He got his knife combat skills from Stephen Seagul. Total red flag

    • @aaronjay4896
      @aaronjay4896 6 років тому +3

      Jeb Voorhees I was thinking that too, lol

    • @calkid1989
      @calkid1989 6 років тому

      SEA G U 11s

    • @utrak
      @utrak 6 років тому

      omg yes that Stephen Seagal CQC

  • @_LVC
    @_LVC 5 років тому +308

    He was a manager at Old Navy,they call them seals,he was an expert at folding pants

  • @93SlicK
    @93SlicK 3 роки тому +106

    He's real. He jumped in Fallujah with Commander Jeremy Dewitte...

    • @wallybooger1
      @wallybooger1 3 роки тому +6

      Best reply all day

    • @mmcgahn5948
      @mmcgahn5948 3 роки тому +6

      Metro State Defense School

    • @ericshin121
      @ericshin121 3 роки тому +6

      Staff Sergeant Shawn joined them as a part of his job to “go on missions”

    • @StonyAWACS8492
      @StonyAWACS8492 3 роки тому +4

      "YES, SERGEANT"

    • @rondohunter8966
      @rondohunter8966 3 роки тому +2

      Metro-State Commandos! With their Gay9 detail. Wonder how Dylan handled the motorcycle in the sand?

  • @remythezen5174
    @remythezen5174 5 років тому +715

    The interviewer sounds like a young Chris Hansen.

    • @OutsideTheRopes
      @OutsideTheRopes 5 років тому +30

      “Looks like you got a big night planned” 😂

    • @Durzo1259
      @Durzo1259 5 років тому +2

      Only difference is that when he was confronted, he went "oh god, Chris Hansen!", tried to shoot himself in the head and missed.

    • @alienmachine
      @alienmachine 5 років тому

      Lol! True!

    • @boreragnarok2549
      @boreragnarok2549 5 років тому +1

      @@Durzo1259 south park lol

    • @keltrepes2534
      @keltrepes2534 5 років тому +5

      Why don't you have a seat on that stool over there....

  • @PimpLenin
    @PimpLenin 6 років тому +585

    I’m not a Navy Seal; I’m a member of the even more elite Navy Walruses.

    • @TRivera13
      @TRivera13 6 років тому +18

      The Fonz Don't mess with the tusks

    • @stephenmayer9228
      @stephenmayer9228 6 років тому +42

      I was a Navy Orca... we eat seals for breakfast!

    • @daddiojones238
      @daddiojones238 6 років тому +3

      The Fonz I thought the walrus was Paul?

    • @nazariotrevinoin8461
      @nazariotrevinoin8461 6 років тому +5

      Obgiously you've never hesrd of the navy meglodons that's triple secret.

    • @Keanopro123
      @Keanopro123 6 років тому

      A Rivera I am the walruses

  • @radamson1
    @radamson1 5 років тому +67

    I don't know how the Navy got by with so few sailors. Everyone I meet was a seal.

  • @FrankLoon
    @FrankLoon 4 роки тому +5

    He served his country for 30 years, across 4 continents, and on 3 different gaming consoles?! *Thank you for your service, sir!*

  • @dannyoneil2851
    @dannyoneil2851 8 років тому +624

    i was a navy seal, i whent to Vietnam in 1889 with my friends luke skywalker and han solo... against the mordor and dark vader.... it was a hard battle against the deserticons.....

    • @kakashihatake4475
      @kakashihatake4475 8 років тому +8

      Lol

    • @DeansVideoClips
      @DeansVideoClips 8 років тому +35

      Thankyou for your service to our country.

    • @chuckyoneil3820
      @chuckyoneil3820 7 років тому +2

      Danny O'neil hey Dan its ur brother Chalie .

    • @jellyboy123
      @jellyboy123 7 років тому +6

      damn man thats deep what core was you in?? i was in the jedi core under Obi-Wan "Ben" Kenobi, part of Rebel Alliance's struggle against the Galactic Empire.

    • @rayjr62
      @rayjr62 7 років тому +6

      And I bet you survived the Great Cabbage Fart Panic of 1892, didn't You? C'mon now...don't lie....

  • @josh1776
    @josh1776 5 років тому +394

    dudes legit, he helped me and saladin take Jerusalem on horseback

  • @saragrooms1530
    @saragrooms1530 5 років тому +109

    I'm not a SEAL, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night...

    • @rickpinso2384
      @rickpinso2384 5 років тому

      Lol, u guys are funny. Kinda cheesy but funny.

  • @numericbin9983
    @numericbin9983 4 роки тому +4

    I can vouch for that guy. He was my go to dive buddy when we went on an all you can eat buffet. Best food guzzler I ever met

  • @sandvenexplorer
    @sandvenexplorer 5 років тому +65

    He had 2 Medals of Honor, both given to him by the President AND Chuck Norris..

    • @bradhartwig9124
      @bradhartwig9124 5 років тому +2

      Chuck Norris supplied all MOHs from his personal collection.

  • @ej2659
    @ej2659 6 років тому +50

    Anyone who starts off the conversation by saying "I'm an ex Navy SEAL" is not an ex Navy SEAL.

    • @judsonkr
      @judsonkr 5 років тому

      Indeed.

    • @KidPlaid
      @KidPlaid 5 років тому +5

      E J I'm an ex navy seal. Served 14 tours and won 37 bronze stars. I don't bring it up often but I wear my medals to McDonald's every weekend.

  • @redfield1007
    @redfield1007 6 років тому +44

    I was a navy seal. I fought in world war 4.

    • @ninjahayden34
      @ninjahayden34 6 років тому +4

      I was part of of the space force and I fought in the interplanetary war. Yes I was in special forces. I appreciate your service.

  • @dangerouswater
    @dangerouswater 3 роки тому +5

    “Some people has put so much effort to pretend being a SEAL, that it was probably easier to go and do it”
    Marcus Lutrell

  • @robertmcgowan4312
    @robertmcgowan4312 5 років тому +63

    He's the real deal we served together aboard the Enterprise against the Klingons

    • @katarishigusimokirochepona6611
      @katarishigusimokirochepona6611 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @dawss
      @dawss 5 років тому

      Who cares

    • @digipeeper
      @digipeeper 3 роки тому

      No, Your Wrong. We were both serving for the Rebel Alliance as I was a X-Wing pilot and he was a Y-Wing bomber pilot. He saved my life during the battle of Yavin 4. We survived but was never rewarded the medal of Naboo honor as Luke, Han and Chewey got it.

  • @PhoenixCollectibles-Breaks
    @PhoenixCollectibles-Breaks 5 років тому +465

    As soon as he cleared the room incorrectly in first clip I knew he was a fake lol

    • @sunlightwhite3337
      @sunlightwhite3337 5 років тому +34

      *Checks his 12 10 mins after being in the room*

    • @frankynavarro6459
      @frankynavarro6459 5 років тому +3

      So true lol

    • @BloodyBay
      @BloodyBay 5 років тому +15

      I heard that! "...'Slicing the pie'? What the fuck does _that_ mean?" [gets shot in the back and drops] :-D

    • @rugbyguitargod
      @rugbyguitargod 5 років тому +10

      All these comments 💯/💯
      Y’all are alright in my book. Noticed all the same fuckery in the first minute of the video I see lol

    • @jerrypolete5258
      @jerrypolete5258 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah he walks in turns to his right and leaves himself completely open to be shot, yeah complete fake in the first clip. Lol then turns quickly to his left and shoots, dude if that was real your ass would have been killed already. What a loser!

  • @CG-el7gd
    @CG-el7gd 7 років тому +398

    I served in the Trojan war.............it was awesome.

  • @appro303
    @appro303 3 роки тому +7

    I'm sad that I just saw this and all the good jokes are already taken - good on you!

  • @batmasterson7653
    @batmasterson7653 6 років тому +100

    I'm a navy seal, no an army ranger, I said I was special forces, no I said I was a air force pilot, listen, the truth is I'm special ops commander and my records been sealed by the president, no sir I did not say I was in the military, what I said was, I'm a Walmart greeter, they just misunderstood me.....yeah that's the ticket.

  • @TheVagolfer
    @TheVagolfer 6 років тому +39

    I have never been in the military, however, I have great respect for who they are and what they have done. I would rather die than insult them by impersonating one of them.

    • @Ranjeero
      @Ranjeero 5 років тому

      TheVagolfer my dad was in the army not military though

    • @Ranjeero
      @Ranjeero 5 років тому

      TheVagolfer and he had a bullet go right bye his head and he had a bomb blow up under his truck but he hasn’t lost limbs and he’s just fine

    • @emilpanchev8889
      @emilpanchev8889 5 років тому

      Fuck em right in the pussy! Bunch of brainwashed guys fighting for imaginary freedom.

    • @tashayork4200
      @tashayork4200 5 років тому

      @@emilpanchev8889 really

    • @aabb-zz9uw
      @aabb-zz9uw 5 років тому

      Every man has to go there it is not one's choice. Refusing to do so results in jail and ruining rest of life.

  • @alwazetranztaft3686
    @alwazetranztaft3686 5 років тому +14

    My uncle was a seal in Vietnam. He served his country with honor. He was thin framed and a total badass.

  • @terrapingee
    @terrapingee 3 роки тому

    “… a sociopath at best, a psychopath at worst!” Beautiful quote! 😂

  • @Sarbet888
    @Sarbet888 6 років тому +445

    This is a funny story, specially the part where she said " you are sitting in the middle of Africa......with a sociopath "

    • @sud6646
      @sud6646 6 років тому +4

      Lol shits insane

    • @wildbill31
      @wildbill31 6 років тому +7

      Oh dont worry your little head over it we got the message and will be adjusting the cia satellites very soon lol i would have just laughed lol

    • @lockoutking9233
      @lockoutking9233 6 років тому +4

      Why the fuck don’t these scum bags get arrested it is a crime.

    • @tubebility
      @tubebility 6 років тому +3

      Bunch of greedy bastards, only have themselves to blame.
      He told them what ever they wanted to hear, and they ate it all up with dollar signs in their eyes.
      But now they want talk trash behind his back, about being a sociopath? Hahahaha.
      The other guy was right about his story being outrageous, but they were too greedy to even care.
      Half a billion? Yeah right!
      He should have sent them to the North Pole instead of Africa, Hahahahah!
      Simply hilarious.

    • @Killz0mbies
      @Killz0mbies 6 років тому

      Yeah, most of them are sociopaths there

  • @realist-2024
    @realist-2024 5 років тому +39

    How any man can steal valor is beyond me...truly disquisting!

    • @EldeLDorELLEN
      @EldeLDorELLEN 5 років тому +1

      Typical americunt
      Can’t be happy with saying the Purple Heart
      You see them all the time on these videos
      They probably start off a PFC but then that doesn’t boost their ego enough so the medals increase in valour and the ranks do too

    • @stone65037
      @stone65037 5 років тому +2

      Cat Likepizza Gaming I like being a private

    • @weirdo1060
      @weirdo1060 5 років тому +4

      Stolen Valor is often from narcissism. Military is a prestigious part of US society. Special Operations are the most famous and elite within service. Some want benefit without actually serving in uniform or want to lie about non-combat support role since it is not as well known

    • @user-jw8yh6yq1p
      @user-jw8yh6yq1p 5 років тому +1

      @right back at ya Go burn in hell you Islamic fuck.

    • @andrewherndon4367
      @andrewherndon4367 5 років тому

      right back at ya you’re just a pussy

  • @djmocok
    @djmocok 9 років тому +664

    I was in Navy SEALS. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • @dirtysouthbushcraftandmma9770
    @dirtysouthbushcraftandmma9770 3 роки тому +21

    Shipley "wasn't" a SEAL, Shipley IS a SEAL.

  • @Timasion
    @Timasion 8 років тому +291

    The first big clue that someone isn't SOG is that they brag about being SOG.

    • @fatmanbatman9374
      @fatmanbatman9374 8 років тому +6

      Aunt Jemima I don't feel like Chris Kyle bragged about it but the movie gave people that impression

    • @calebs7158
      @calebs7158 8 років тому +1

      *a SOF

    • @TheReasonableLiberal-hn2rs
      @TheReasonableLiberal-hn2rs 8 років тому +3

      He actually did brag about it. He bragged about the whole Jesse Ventura thing which was a lie.

    • @Bradgilliswhammyman
      @Bradgilliswhammyman 8 років тому +2

      Chris Kyle was a sniper who shot people from ambush......hardly a hero friend.

    • @romansionis2525
      @romansionis2525 8 років тому +2

      Ken Havens pussies. Toughen up. Its not like they were innocent people. They were war enemies who would of killed you and your families given the chance then celebrated it. Sorry if I call him a hero which he is. You should be ashamed of yourselves. You won't though. Passive aggressive and gutless people usually don't cause they think their shit don't stink. Nice try though. Lol

  • @MrAlwaysRight
    @MrAlwaysRight 5 років тому +219

    I'm not a Navy Seal but I taught myself how to fart underwater and not make bubbles.

    • @TheMightyLou
      @TheMightyLou 5 років тому

      Zippitty22 L O L

    • @nofme
      @nofme 5 років тому

      Ahahahhaha

    • @lambert5855
      @lambert5855 5 років тому +10

      Hay we have a turtle in Australia that can breathe through its arse.

    • @CA-qr6kz
      @CA-qr6kz 5 років тому +3

      Yep, right into the rebreather system. SNIFFF

    • @VietnamWarShorts
      @VietnamWarShorts 5 років тому

      Wtf lol

  • @schoolshooter609
    @schoolshooter609 6 років тому +136

    I served on a 30 member team in battlefield 4...28 died... I was one that died

  • @NONESHALLPASS1066
    @NONESHALLPASS1066 4 роки тому +13

    I served with him in the 501st during the siege of mandalore.

  • @RightAway87
    @RightAway87 6 років тому +133

    Anyone who's ever served in the military can tell he hasn't served a day by the way he handles and shoots weapons.

    • @markwalker8604
      @markwalker8604 6 років тому +1

      RightAway87 That was obvious.

    • @kylesmyth8097
      @kylesmyth8097 6 років тому +1

      I've been in the military and have very little training with firearms. Probably touched handguns a dozen times, never a rifle or shotgun.

    • @RightAway87
      @RightAway87 6 років тому +9

      @@kylesmyth8097 Let me be more specific, Army and Marines can tell. I was Army and regardless of our MOS we were required to qualify on all US small arms every few months as active duty.

    • @pillgrimm
      @pillgrimm 6 років тому +1

      Literally one handed sniping

    • @carrot1_1
      @carrot1_1 6 років тому

      or the way his lips look

  • @DREDOG1967
    @DREDOG1967 7 років тому +174

    I'm on a Tom Clancy Ghost recon Wildlands team. I'm currently on a mission in Bolivia.

    • @harrison01ht
      @harrison01ht 6 років тому +5

      Andre Morris haha me too, I had conflict with the predator

    • @foreveragainOK
      @foreveragainOK 6 років тому

      I'm currently on recon, mission hot stuff in China cities. It's all undercover.

    • @akumaclangod
      @akumaclangod 6 років тому

      Andre Morris I trade it for monster hunter you should bro!!!

    • @halkeye20
      @halkeye20 6 років тому

      Jlowkzz you too

    • @OmegaMan2525
      @OmegaMan2525 6 років тому +1

      I recently rescued Sam Fisher, from the unidad.

  • @MrDlt123
    @MrDlt123 5 років тому +92

    I was teaching at a major university in Florida when a student in one of my classes claimed to be a SEAL. He didnt know that I was active duty at the time. As I am former Air Force Special Ops, I listened with interest at his stories and smelled BS. Most people dont know that Special Ops in all branches can be kind of boring day to day, and most operators will tell you it"s a lot like being a fireman (Everyone wants to know about the fires but not about washing fire trucks, doing paperwork and rolling up hoses...) Maybe 2 percent of your time is spent doing something really exciting or fun. Its not really like the Charlie Sheen movie...but this guy claimed all sorts of exploits. So I asked him one day "Where'd you do your jump training? Ft. Huachuka or Ft. Sumter?" He chose Ft. Sumter. Neither are correct, and a SEAL would have immediately picked up on it. In fact, Ft Sumter closed a few years after the Civil War. So I pulled him aside during a break and called him on it. He never said another word about it in my class. But the twist to the story is that an actual SEAL was seated two rows over from him and never uttered a word about it until the last day. He said he had been recording the liar's stories with his phone for laughs back at his unit. Classic.

    • @ItzArsenal402
      @ItzArsenal402 5 років тому +7

      How’d you find out about this seal that was recording ?? You can’t finish off this story like that 😂

    • @MrDlt123
      @MrDlt123 5 років тому +6

      @@ItzArsenal402 LOL. Lots of college students record their notes in-class. Anyway, I was talking about my jump school experience toward the end of class and the SEAL casually mentioned his jump school - with the fake SEAL sitting right there. So I asked him a couple of things that only a real SEAL woud know and he nailed it. You could practically walk on the air in that classroom when everyone realized fake SEAL had been outed. Serves him right.

    • @ItzArsenal402
      @ItzArsenal402 5 років тому +2

      Darrin Nunyah lmao, thank you for responding and in depth too 👍

    • @BigKSlam
      @BigKSlam 5 років тому +7

      I'm the actual SEAL from your class, can't talk now, escaping whites

    • @MrDlt123
      @MrDlt123 5 років тому +2

      @@BigKSlam LOL.

  • @adamarmstrong6646
    @adamarmstrong6646 4 роки тому +5

    This is nearly impossible to do these days because it’s so much easier now to check up on people’s history, I don’t think it used to be as easy back then to check up on people’s past but it makes me wonder for centuries how many people have gotten away with stuff like this

  • @philjohnson9372
    @philjohnson9372 9 років тому +12

    I served in the US navy for 4 years as a Seabee after high school and can tell you that there are a lot of wanna be veterans everywhere you go. I would ask this guy for a few pictures, where his home base was and a VA card that most veterans end up getting when they are older. Very sad that these pathetic people lie and try to make themselves seem like they once had a purpose in life!

  • @user-sx3gk4so6n
    @user-sx3gk4so6n 9 років тому +669

    I am L65 12th prestige. I have been in multiple tours including CoD: WAW (WW2 era), CoD: Black ops: cold war era (secret operations/special forces) I have been all over the world in harsh combat conditions and awarded several medals. I have been in germany, russia, iraq, Afghanistan, hell I was even part of a group of 4 people who faught of endless hordes of Nazi zombies who were brought to life by E115 from a meteor in russia. I can tell you easily this guy is a fake and is not one of my brothers in combat. He is what we like to call a "N00B"

    • @nathaniel8321
      @nathaniel8321 9 років тому +7

      lmfao

    • @Metolius9
      @Metolius9 9 років тому +13

      I was in Task Force 141

    • @dakotarocco3629
      @dakotarocco3629 9 років тому +15

      omfg your too funny bro. I've done it all, we've probably fought together at times. but I went badass and went to the 4th field of battle...(battlefield 4)

    • @13ghettoDolphins101
      @13ghettoDolphins101 9 років тому +5

      I was a part of sentinel, and had connections to captain jhon price, and also fought off the flood and covenant beside Jhon 117

    • @stevencampos461
      @stevencampos461 9 років тому

      lmfao

  • @simpleton8660
    @simpleton8660 5 років тому +242

    So he fought for the Jews in Egypt with God in the early years of human history

    • @madingahmar4420
      @madingahmar4420 5 років тому +8

      shadowsamuri 1011 and was with Gods angels when satan betrayed God

    • @elliotwoo6127
      @elliotwoo6127 5 років тому +9

      I heard he defeated the CEO of racism

    • @Kpob03
      @Kpob03 5 років тому +17

      He laid down suppressing fire while Moses parted the Red Sea during the Exodus

    • @madingahmar4420
      @madingahmar4420 5 років тому +3

      Kpob03 🤣🤣🤣 I died right there

    • @Ftfwjdndfjw
      @Ftfwjdndfjw 5 років тому +2

      I did. Of course in a past life though. Obviously.

  • @x-75hurricane65
    @x-75hurricane65 3 роки тому +1

    So many really funny comments about this idjit...just the laff I needed after all the covid blah, blah, blah over the past 18 months! Cheers from Aotearoa NZ.

  • @K3VIN21
    @K3VIN21 5 років тому +139

    I just won 4 medal of honors just watching this video

  • @alexuh55
    @alexuh55 8 років тому +262

    As a clone trooper I am offended

    • @skyelark155
      @skyelark155 6 років тому +1

      BOE20 you too ??

    • @dangen4
      @dangen4 6 років тому +2

      one year late but made my day :D

    • @ring2652
      @ring2652 6 років тому +1

      dangen4 omg me too 😂

    • @morganconnett8625
      @morganconnett8625 6 років тому

      dangen4 Me too.

    • @Nomad416
      @Nomad416 6 років тому

      As a member of the Mobile Infantry and highly decorated (as in, I ran the fastest when things went bad) veteran of the Battle of Klendathu, I'm aghast.

  • @dingaring6257
    @dingaring6257 5 років тому +213

    I grantee this guy was running and gunning during the holy crusades

    • @DexLoke
      @DexLoke 5 років тому

      This deserves so much more upvotes. Omg lmao.

    • @dingaring6257
      @dingaring6257 5 років тому +2

      DexLoke i eat testicles for extra sperm

    • @XAspectRatioX
      @XAspectRatioX 5 років тому

      “Grantee”

    • @bustabusta7676
      @bustabusta7676 5 років тому

      @@dingaring6257 what the shit

  • @straycat1674
    @straycat1674 3 роки тому +4

    Do you know, I've worked with people from the teams a few times. Most of the time the last thing you'll hear them do is brag. Hell I'm a vet myself and the last thing you hear most vets do is talk about their service. And the truth is what people need to realize it's not that difficult to verify if somebody was on the teams.

    • @bojanglesobrien6883
      @bojanglesobrien6883 3 роки тому +1

      I’m trying to forget I ever enlisted in the first place 😂

  • @MadeMyBONES
    @MadeMyBONES 7 років тому +141

    The man checking the computer for seal imposters is!wearing an imposter hair....

    • @thosewhomustbekeptthecoldo4197
      @thosewhomustbekeptthecoldo4197 6 років тому +3

      Tan Man lol good one!

    • @TerminalChillness
      @TerminalChillness 6 років тому

      lmao. I noticed that too. 😂🤣😂

    • @camplethargic8
      @camplethargic8 6 років тому +3

      Really bad toupée... like, Donald Trump bad. That old lady's hair 7:31 is like The Donald's after boarding the helicopter.

    • @dorianphilotheates3769
      @dorianphilotheates3769 6 років тому +4

      That is an honor distinction for valor awarded personally by the current President.

    • @greg77389
      @greg77389 6 років тому +4

      Trump is a good president

  • @NonnofYobiznes
    @NonnofYobiznes 6 років тому +145

    Plot Twist: He really is what he claims, but he messed with the wrong people and he was told his life, history and reputation would be destroyed and they delivered.

    • @ghall1964
      @ghall1964 6 років тому +2

      I know that you are being sarcastic ,but never think ,this isn't done ,every single day, just not to this joker.

    • @bretarmstrong6303
      @bretarmstrong6303 6 років тому

      Not the way he handles guns. I was a Gunner in the Navy, I know how to shoot, and I've done drug ops boarding other ships armed.

    • @iLLeag7e
      @iLLeag7e 6 років тому +1

      I saw that movie!

    • @XXKXKX
      @XXKXKX 6 років тому +2

      Bret Armstrong can you prove it or are you another fake lol

    • @denniswhite166
      @denniswhite166 6 років тому +4

      @@XXKXKX The US Navy does not do "drug ops" The US Coast Guard does.

  • @twstf8905
    @twstf8905 3 роки тому +6

    "Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities."
    ---Voltaire 1765

  • @WDLC1911
    @WDLC1911 8 років тому +170

    The he handled the pistol was a dead giveaway...

    • @TylerLL2112
      @TylerLL2112 8 років тому +12

      WDLC1911 Agreed. Anyone who shoots would call BS.

    • @DutchBane
      @DutchBane 7 років тому +6

      WDLC1911 as a weapon n00b could you tell me what he does wrong? I really do not have any idea and would like to know. Thanks!

    • @mywereldza
      @mywereldza 7 років тому +8

      He had a cup and saucer grip on the pistol. That has not been used in like forever. The correct and more stable grip is the thumbs forward grip. If he had ANY firearms experience he would not be shooting cup and saucer.

    • @dougjohnsonbushcraftandbjj5561
      @dougjohnsonbushcraftandbjj5561 7 років тому +1

      He pulled the trigger, the gun shot.

    • @midtownauto12
      @midtownauto12 6 років тому +1

      if i remember correctly his spent shell cassings were hitting the person he was walking beside

  • @robertcombs55
    @robertcombs55 6 років тому +487

    I am a Vietnam Vet USAF....I only met one fraud; and I made him take his hat off.

    • @halkeye20
      @halkeye20 6 років тому +23

      I used to wear a navy hat I got from ROTC. I stopped wearing it after I graduated because I never served

    • @Jinro_simon
      @Jinro_simon 6 років тому +1

      Robby Combs can you sub to my channel

    • @ShabazzTBL
      @ShabazzTBL 6 років тому

      halkeye20 How didn’t you serve if you did ROTC? Don’t you have to contract for them to pay for school?

    • @SuperKamiGuruu
      @SuperKamiGuruu 6 років тому

      Shabazz bloop

    • @ShabazzTBL
      @ShabazzTBL 6 років тому

      Brendan Jackson What? Haha. Is that an answer?

  • @hansg6336
    @hansg6336 5 років тому +23

    Phoney Wal-Mart greeters with their fake blue vests. I was in the trenches when that 55" TV went on sale- "You weren't there man!"

  • @jarrodyuki7081
    @jarrodyuki7081 3 роки тому +3

    never underestimate journalists and never give them sensitive information about yourself they're professionals at revealing your history and identity.

  • @atklm1
    @atklm1 5 років тому +27

    I bet he is also a former Pharaoh of ancient Egypt and a part-time demigod with a timeshare condo in Asgard.