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  • @CalebHammer
    @CalebHammer  24 дні тому +216

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    Wow, once the more "professional" segment of Financial Audit ended, this dude let his freak flag fly wild in today's Post Show: ua-cam.com/channels/Le_q9axMaeTbjN0hy1Z9xA.htmljoin

    • @carlycaye90
      @carlycaye90 24 дні тому +4

      thank you

    • @davideskridge9212
      @davideskridge9212 24 дні тому +47

      Yo. How did he starve for 2 weeks when he obviously lived in the barracks. Any lower enlisted living in the barracks are required to have a meal card and eat at the DFAC because they’re idiots and spend their money in dumb shit. So at a minimum he has access to military chow…

    • @SheddysGaming
      @SheddysGaming 24 дні тому +1

      ​@@juliak.6722the second part is for entertainment. I'm here for the financial advice. And I get enough to realize that I don't need the $5 subscription so I don't get it.

    • @AnalyticalMenace
      @AnalyticalMenace 24 дні тому +10

      @@juliak.6722 You new?

    • @handsanitizer2457
      @handsanitizer2457 24 дні тому +6

      Lol, yes, it's proof he's not an actor because he said he's not 😂. Lots of yters pay actors and even if you're one of them. I won't act like I don't enjoy and learn from you content.

  • @scrivenerian
    @scrivenerian 23 дні тому +5011

    I'm a man and I'd choose the bear in the woods over this guy.

    • @archaedia
      @archaedia 23 дні тому +168

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @mamavonn
      @mamavonn 23 дні тому +184

      I would choose a bear in a closet over this guy in 1000 acres of woods lol

    • @willieoatnet5396
      @willieoatnet5396 23 дні тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @equious8413
      @equious8413 23 дні тому +4

      😂

    • @aashleyk78
      @aashleyk78 23 дні тому +1

      LOLLLLL

  • @Evanrholloway
    @Evanrholloway 22 дні тому +3667

    Bro takes home $80k after taxes as a single man in a dirt cheap city and still manages to fuck it up. Incredible.

    • @oscarr8415
      @oscarr8415 22 дні тому +105

      People who make 200,000 can still fuck it up. No surprise with him.

    • @CDofn
      @CDofn 22 дні тому +58

      Not all debt ofc but from my 19 year old understanding a lot of debt can be beat by being in control of your lifestyle and being able to tell yourself and others no

    • @Evanrholloway
      @Evanrholloway 22 дні тому +18

      @@CDofn You are wise beyond your years.

    • @dieprideman
      @dieprideman 22 дні тому

      Bulk of his income comes from cheating taxpayers into paying his large disability check that earned somehow without ever being deployed. He’s a rat bum that never earned his money. Of course he’s going to fuck it all up. I hope someone from the VA starts investigating this guy

    • @mateuszmidura495
      @mateuszmidura495 21 день тому +49

      How is 20/hr 80k a year after taxes...math isn't mathing

  • @electrified0
    @electrified0 19 днів тому +1555

    Just remember, any time you hear anyone online claiming to be an "alpha" or "sigma" this is who is on the other side of the computer screen

    • @FA-sr6lx
      @FA-sr6lx 16 днів тому +41

      I already have this image of them and this just confirms it

    • @itskelohh8173
      @itskelohh8173 16 днів тому +4

      Or they look like u 😂😂

    • @loodzy9511
      @loodzy9511 15 днів тому +4

      Pretty sure he was joking

    • @BPTAllwaysus
      @BPTAllwaysus 15 днів тому +1

      I hope he’s not joking because that’s a fact

    • @Jack_Hermes
      @Jack_Hermes 14 днів тому +8

      I was immediately appalled when he said “I’m a sigma male I go to strip clubs” 😂

  • @SilverStrawberry
    @SilverStrawberry 19 днів тому +1080

    the way he’s literally shaking in his boots talking to caleb but he gets that little sneer talking about beating up homeless people and paying for strippers tells me everything I need to know about this guy. coward desperately craving power.

    • @schust3r212
      @schust3r212 17 днів тому +76

      When he found out his income was avarage. Very sigma

    • @daddydavid3240
      @daddydavid3240 15 днів тому +47

      I got the same exact vibe just looking at him. He's seems like a guy who joined the military just to say he was in and then became a security gaurd because he's too much of a pansy to be a cop

    • @Dansk55
      @Dansk55 14 днів тому +15

      Qualities for a police candidate

    • @user-vm1qr5cv9i
      @user-vm1qr5cv9i 8 днів тому

      Paying for strippers or hookers is the least alpha thing you could ever do

    • @glenjoke10
      @glenjoke10 7 днів тому

      @@schust3r212 His income isn't average though

  • @Flightcontrol96
    @Flightcontrol96 24 дні тому +4813

    "First of all I'm a sigma male, I can get booty at strip clubs" may be the funniest thing I've heard in my life.

    • @degracianizza9367
      @degracianizza9367 24 дні тому +119

      Pretty much the definition of sigma male

    • @ViloxRS
      @ViloxRS 23 дні тому

      nothing says sigma male than paying for lap dances at strip clubs

    • @hakeemawbrey8571
      @hakeemawbrey8571 23 дні тому

      @@degracianizza9367 so sigma

    • @FreePigeon
      @FreePigeon 23 дні тому +159

      @@degracianizza9367 A loser?

    • @Merrunz
      @Merrunz 23 дні тому

      He said it with confidence, probably believes he's so cool for just touching booty at the strip club 😂

  • @jacobleonard5138
    @jacobleonard5138 24 дні тому +3589

    Him: "I'm a sigma male"
    Caleb: "You're shaking"

    • @rurii1i
      @rurii1i 23 дні тому +47

      😭😭

    • @tylerkinley268
      @tylerkinley268 23 дні тому +96

      I question the grasp on reality of anyone who actually uses these terms. Actively trying to convince themselves they are somehow unique or special just because of how they handle situations? Why?
      Whatever happened to actions speaking for themselves? If you have to tell me you're "whatever" then obviously you aren't very convincing at whatever it is. If this concept is indeed valid, people will know you are whatever you are by your personality and behavior.

    • @Loocy222
      @Loocy222 23 дні тому +70

      Like a CHIHUAHUA 😂

    • @julius43461
      @julius43461 23 дні тому +15

      @@tylerkinley268 Wasn't that a joke? He made a bunch of jokes throughout the show where he ridicules his own situation.

    • @tylerkinley268
      @tylerkinley268 23 дні тому +4

      @@julius43461 I hope so.

  • @Sportsbookz_
    @Sportsbookz_ 20 днів тому +731

    This was the dude in high school you were always nervous when he reached into his backpack

  • @tjcogger1974
    @tjcogger1974 11 днів тому +188

    He gets the same amount of disability money as a legless paraplegic combat vet. Let that sink in.

    • @PourItIn_MyTrophies
      @PourItIn_MyTrophies 9 днів тому +3

      That’s not even remotely how that works.

    • @tjcogger1974
      @tjcogger1974 9 днів тому +36

      @@PourItIn_MyTrophies A US veteran with a 100% disability rating receives $3,737.85 per month. Go look it up. A paraplegic might qualify for SMC-L, which would entitle them to a little bit more... But not much.
      You're not going to win this one bud. This is my world lol.

    • @ghostkiller427
      @ghostkiller427 8 днів тому

      @@tjcogger1974GET EM TJ 🗣️🗣️

    • @theTweak0284
      @theTweak0284 7 днів тому +8

      Hell his disability income is 50% more than my normal monthly income. (Although for the example you gave, that actually makes sense but not for a guard with a napoleon complex)

    • @10arcs4
      @10arcs4 7 днів тому +3

      @@tjcogger1974I work with a lot of vets and they all have close to 100% disability and they tell me they just went to the base doctor (or what ever it’s called lol) for every little injury so it’s documented and they get disability with no life altering injuries. Don’t know exactly how it was worded but that was the gists of it

  • @cjc2611
    @cjc2611 24 дні тому +7039

    Dude didn't wanna talk about his "disability" because he's scared the VA is listening and is gonna take his free check away 😂😂😂

    • @tatealmighty5121
      @tatealmighty5121 24 дні тому +425

      Exactly. Anyone's who's a high rating for PTSD/Anxiety like 70%+ is like this.

    • @carlariggs525
      @carlariggs525 24 дні тому +353

      I would be interested to know how he got a 100% disability rating. I also wonder if his rating is permanent or not.

    • @bko2613
      @bko2613 24 дні тому +824

      He's not disabled. He's capable of fighting hobos by his own admission. He seems able bodied.

    • @Adriana-tu2gt
      @Adriana-tu2gt 24 дні тому +356

      Same. And he’s 23… I wonder if he even was in combat… I bet he did something like drive cars on base

    • @tatealmighty5121
      @tatealmighty5121 24 дні тому +154

      @carlariggs525 most 100% ratings are T&P (total and permanent). Especially since he Said " for life"

  • @PirateSoftware
    @PirateSoftware 23 дні тому +5581

    PirateSoftware here.
    No individual has ever "crashed" our donation UI.
    it took 50,000 coordinated community members and a world record hype train to bring it down.
    This dude is absurd as hell.

    • @aaroncruz8329
      @aaroncruz8329 23 дні тому +368

      Was looking for this ☝️

    • @jonkusar2153
      @jonkusar2153 23 дні тому +557

      No way, the real king of goblins showed up

    • @user-bi2kf1ns8u
      @user-bi2kf1ns8u 23 дні тому +38

      yooooo!!!

    • @frozenporkchops
      @frozenporkchops 23 дні тому +25

      So wacky lol

    • @cchelios1138
      @cchelios1138 23 дні тому +139

      I was hoping this wasn’t the “average” @PirateSoftware fan,
      Thanks for clearing that up man

  • @jocelynxvi
    @jocelynxvi 16 днів тому +336

    Soldier here, I've seen so many soldiers like this. They're not disciplined while they're in either, complain they don't make enough money while door dashing every meal, stay in the barracks every weekend and make everyone uncomfortable or mad. They find all the right words to say to fake a disability claim to the VA. He very likely barely made it through by meeting the bare minimum standard and did nothing but drag the soldiers around him down. To make ot very clear with what he saod his income was he was lower enlisted, so he had access to free food. He also like every soldier has access to free financial advisors and multiple free services that would have helped with his addiction. He was handed everything

    • @mariahl.2052
      @mariahl.2052 15 днів тому +8

      Thank you for your service!

    • @DaisakoKunandra
      @DaisakoKunandra 12 днів тому +19

      I'm guessing that's why he didn't want to go into any details about why he has the disability, so there's nothing to potentially contradict his VA claims?

    • @robins3352
      @robins3352 9 днів тому +1

      I was expecting his injurie from the military was an internally bruised throat!

    • @deedeeramone34
      @deedeeramone34 9 днів тому

      Lazy soldiers also don’t go out of their way to lick the ass of the corporations they commit war crimes on the behalf of.
      lol @ your “service”

    • @jones2277
      @jones2277 8 днів тому

      He strikes me as borderline special needs but trying to play it off like it’s his personality. He needs a structured environment to thrive.

  • @tokyomeatwalletjr.4715
    @tokyomeatwalletjr.4715 21 день тому +386

    I’d hate to see his browser history…

  • @ohhhlorrd
    @ohhhlorrd 24 дні тому +1831

    He thinks he's funny with being a literal troll, but this guy has to be one of the saddest guests this show has ever had.

    • @user-bo1rj2xu2s
      @user-bo1rj2xu2s 23 дні тому +102

      Saddest and scary.

    • @Daniel90210
      @Daniel90210 23 дні тому +10

      You like him because he has a high body count.

    • @nehaahmed1465
      @nehaahmed1465 23 дні тому

      What bodies lmao he literally goes to strip clubs to be near women

    • @Brad14397
      @Brad14397 23 дні тому +1

      Honestly yes.

    • @avery1018
      @avery1018 23 дні тому +35

      He absolutely cooked Caleb with the “I like em thick” line though…small victories 😂

  • @LifeofKiska
    @LifeofKiska 24 дні тому +2398

    My gut tells me that there’s something very very off with this guy. I hope he gets his debt figured out, but as a person I’d avoid him.

    • @TurdFerguson92
      @TurdFerguson92 24 дні тому +236

      100% agree with something seeming very off and sketchy with him

    • @MPPG663
      @MPPG663 24 дні тому +173

      Interesting that majority of the people in the comments are getting the same vibe.

    • @sublimestate931
      @sublimestate931 24 дні тому +217

      Serial killer vibes, something is definitely off

    • @kylebanks13
      @kylebanks13 24 дні тому +122

      ​@@sublimestate931 The thing that's off could just be that he's not very attractive, wears bad clothes, and is very socially awkward. Which don't get me wrong definitely gives off school shooter vibes, but I've met lots of people like that that are just regular people who grew up in a weird environment or without making a lot of friends or anything.

    • @LifeofKiska
      @LifeofKiska 24 дні тому +157

      @@kylebanks13 It’s not that. I have plenty of irl friends like that. There’s just something fundamentally off

  • @anthonydelarosa289
    @anthonydelarosa289 20 днів тому +189

    My dad served 8 years in the Marines , did three tours to Iraq and more. Came back with severe PTSD, knee surgery, should surgery and more and they gave him $1900 a month which he is beyond grateful and he invests every penny of it. Ridiculous he’s taking advantage of the system when there’s real vets who needs the help.

    • @shawnsullivan967
      @shawnsullivan967 14 днів тому +10

      I'm about the same as your dad. What money we get from the VA I ensure my kids will be able to reap the benefits from it by the time I'm long gone. This dude is off..a bit.

    • @PourItIn_MyTrophies
      @PourItIn_MyTrophies 9 днів тому +3

      Hey, vet here, has your dad tried to get higher rating? I’m not a VSO or anything but I could you point you in the right direction. Free services.

    • @WolferYT
      @WolferYT 9 днів тому +1

      Your dad could always file for a higher rating, but if he's happy with it then so be it.

    • @XXXBIGFISH57XXX
      @XXXBIGFISH57XXX 7 днів тому

      You never know this kid could have major ptsd from boot camp

    • @JLJE54
      @JLJE54 6 днів тому +2

      Your dad should apply for a higher rating. If what you’re saying is true then he should be able to get 100%

  • @MorayNZ
    @MorayNZ 18 днів тому +217

    bro has "wheres my hug" energy

    • @JosamaBinBiden
      @JosamaBinBiden 15 днів тому +9

      Holy shit. I read this and immediately remembered a guy in high school that looked this dude without glasses. He was incredibly creepy to women. He ended up being a pedo. And lives in prison now.

    • @m.687
      @m.687 12 днів тому +3

      Nah, more like holding his backpack straps and running down the hallway between classes.

    • @Candlewick14
      @Candlewick14 5 днів тому

      OMG under rated comment

  • @BostonCycling_
    @BostonCycling_ 24 дні тому +3837

    Private security?? Dude looks like he would lose a fight with some toilet paper.

    • @UpChuckCanuck
      @UpChuckCanuck 24 дні тому +147

      The last guy that did "private security" was also a scrawny simp

    • @danslaneko3882
      @danslaneko3882 24 дні тому +11

      Omg 😂😂😂😂

    • @AnalyticalMenace
      @AnalyticalMenace 24 дні тому +57

      It's likely a weak ass pickup line he attempts to use on the ladies, but to no avail.

    • @TonyCox1351
      @TonyCox1351 24 дні тому +107

      To be fair, private security is more about being a deterrent and able to call the police. Most companies aren’t expecting the security they hire to physically fight off invaders

    • @fredrm6023
      @fredrm6023 24 дні тому +15

      bro milk went through my nose lol ah ha

  • @trentapalmer
    @trentapalmer 24 дні тому +1363

    Sometimes I feel like I’m failing financially and then I come here and hear a phrase like “stripper debt” and all of a sudden I feel better.

    • @user-lt1jd1ye3v
      @user-lt1jd1ye3v 24 дні тому +9

      At least you didn’t do that..

    • @brettknighten1171
      @brettknighten1171 24 дні тому +28

      Feel better but don't let it change the desire to kill the debt. How many times has he yelled at people for saying at least I don't do x. Or I could be worse

    • @ag4allgood
      @ag4allgood 24 дні тому +10

      Hey he's got to keep his credit score up ! 😎

    • @zarman189
      @zarman189 24 дні тому

      You and I both. This dude is... interesting

    • @thenauticalhunter7388
      @thenauticalhunter7388 23 дні тому +3

      @@ag4allgoodthat’s not the only thing he’s tryna keep up 😂

  • @Elbarto7928
    @Elbarto7928 20 днів тому +124

    Why isn’t anyone mentioning him talking about biting strippers??? That was such a completely creepy thing to even say. Who tf would think like that?? I feel like Caleb was creeped out sitting there hearing that.

    • @majajasinska3028
      @majajasinska3028 20 днів тому +12

      Yeah he probably knows that it’s not allowed to bite strippers because he did

    • @mariomario1462
      @mariomario1462 16 днів тому

      It was a joke

    • @Oliviaandtrina
      @Oliviaandtrina 16 днів тому +10

      ​@@mariomario1462 suuuure, I'm sure most of what he said was "just a joke"

    • @mariomario1462
      @mariomario1462 16 днів тому +1

      @@Oliviaandtrina your conspiracies is not my problem.

    • @Wario1382
      @Wario1382 2 дні тому +1

      He's just using the word stripper to talk about escorts

  • @FroisonControl
    @FroisonControl 18 днів тому +303

    Caleb: your smile is -
    him: sexy?
    Caleb: no, if it were, you wouldn't have to go to strip clubs
    damn lmfao.

  • @ShaaneOh
    @ShaaneOh 23 дні тому +2477

    smugly flexing home ownership in the literal poorest area of the country, on 100% disability, AND buying it with a VA loan is like the most unimpressive thing ever lmfao

    • @CMac1121
      @CMac1121 23 дні тому +201

      I’m glad Caleb called him out on it. The VA loan is a cheat code.

    • @bathtimejen
      @bathtimejen 23 дні тому +132

      Kansas City is not the poorest area of the country lol, try Mississippi. But yes, the cost of living here is pretty low. I manage to survive comfortably on half his salary.

    • @AmericanRenaissanceMan
      @AmericanRenaissanceMan 23 дні тому +17

      More impressive than the average American.

    • @AmericanRenaissanceMan
      @AmericanRenaissanceMan 23 дні тому +50

      @@CMac1121go get you A VA loan then . Military is under manned

    • @NobleCreatorr
      @NobleCreatorr 23 дні тому +6

      @@CMac1121 womp womp

  • @jacobfagundes1804
    @jacobfagundes1804 24 дні тому +3276

    “I was gonna ask someone who spends $2000 a month of strippers if they’re a virgin” lmfaooo Caleb is hilarious without even trying

    • @talyahr3302
      @talyahr3302 23 дні тому +71

      I think he was trying when he made that joke and it was hilarious. He is so quick 😂

    • @tracy_cakkes
      @tracy_cakkes 23 дні тому +42

      He said a week lmao $2,000 a week

    • @girlgaara9448
      @girlgaara9448 23 дні тому +12

      Lmfaoooooo!!!! This!!! Caleb, you are too awesome! 👏🏼

    • @Burgerz4Dayz
      @Burgerz4Dayz 23 дні тому +9

      This was a brilliant and perfect response by Caleb. 👏🏼

    • @MerpDerp-hz9tt
      @MerpDerp-hz9tt 23 дні тому +13

      That was a fuckin’ amazing comeback from Caleb.

  • @hkay44
    @hkay44 18 днів тому +92

    im 49 seconds in and already getting serial killer vibes........

    • @MsGreek2011
      @MsGreek2011 2 дні тому

      I got the same vibes!!!! Every woman has to watch this type of person as he isnt stable! Gotta know whom his parents are to see if it runs in the family! Glad i dont live near him!!!

  • @obijan42
    @obijan42 14 днів тому +47

    He "served". ... In Texas. By putting barbed wire and looking bored. He gets $3K a month for it. We call that a contractor job.

  • @DaveSchull
    @DaveSchull 24 дні тому +4844

    Q: What do you do for a living?
    A: I just fight hobos.
    This is gonna be a fun one.

    • @jordyn5044
      @jordyn5044 24 дні тому

      I heard “homos” and I was shocked caleb didnt rip him apart. thanks for the clarification😂

    • @SouthJerseyBrian
      @SouthJerseyBrian 24 дні тому +70

      Buckled up after it started like this.

    • @thatonevr30
      @thatonevr30 24 дні тому +13

      I thought the same shit 😂😂😂

    • @zackc3767
      @zackc3767 24 дні тому +49

      That was his best joke. He probably spent the whole drive from KC thinking it up.

    • @Mikesusendsadasdc
      @Mikesusendsadasdc 24 дні тому +35

      Bro milks the VA like crazy.

  • @Honigbiene1
    @Honigbiene1 23 дні тому +923

    This is one of the episodes that makes me glad Caleb got a studio and isn’t doing this out of his house.

    • @maureenviola
      @maureenviola 23 дні тому +77

      Yes he might need security from this “humiliated security guy” which is dangerous

    • @ThatLaurenThing
      @ThatLaurenThing 23 дні тому +81

      Legit, I wouldn’t even want this guy knowing where I work

    • @Madkalibyr
      @Madkalibyr 23 дні тому

      Oh yeah

    • @wannaBepunjabi
      @wannaBepunjabi 23 дні тому +4

      Oh did he?! I thought he was legit doing this from his house 😂

    • @katjones4840
      @katjones4840 23 дні тому +4

      @@wannaBepunjabihe used to. The blue background was his house.

  • @johnprim
    @johnprim 17 днів тому +83

    This man is a real life character from Beavis and Butthead.

  • @Bacchus325
    @Bacchus325 20 днів тому +108

    This guys is 100% on some kind of spectrum. There's not an ounce of rationality in there. He needs a financial supervisor of some kind.

    • @thehangingtree7395
      @thehangingtree7395 7 днів тому +11

      He most likely has an anti-social personality disorder. He lacks remorse, yet intermittently turns cravenly throughout the video.

    • @SaphireXari
      @SaphireXari 3 дні тому +2

      Probably not the autism spectrum, but antisocial maybe? Not in the “dislikes social interaction” way but in the “doesn’t play well with others” way.

  • @tayloramanda_
    @tayloramanda_ 23 дні тому +1087

    The audacity to denigrate strippers while spending entire paychecks on them, making $20/hr, and living off of “disability” when he was never even deployed is appalling.

    • @redbaron779
      @redbaron779 23 дні тому +55

      Wait, I missed that. Never was deployed and got disability? My little sister had to wait over two years and she got injured in Iraq.

    • @kaydublin5164
      @kaydublin5164 23 дні тому

      @@redbaron779he’s a scammer for sure, hope your sister is ok.🙏🏻

    • @hopfritx5045
      @hopfritx5045 23 дні тому +44

      Ex had 4 TBI's in his three deployments and in boot camp. Shattered his entire left side from percussion from an IED was close to it only took three pieces of shrapnel, watched friends get blown up by the same IED...only gets 20% after 6 years of fighting the VA.

    • @goatmenace
      @goatmenace 23 дні тому +12

      fr they are raking in more than him...including his paycheck

    • @Triforcebro
      @Triforcebro 23 дні тому +25

      I knew a guy that got 100 % disability from eating bad chicken in the dfaq. Trust me, there are worse stories.

  • @bekahviolet817
    @bekahviolet817 24 дні тому +2412

    He’s not giving sigma male energy… it’s giving incel energy with the confidence to go to a strip club lol

    • @Dynasty221
      @Dynasty221 24 дні тому +53

      same thing p much

    • @rachelelizabeth2880
      @rachelelizabeth2880 24 дні тому +122

      I about spit my coffee out when he referred to himself as a sigma male.. 😂😂😂

    • @johnnycisneros8722
      @johnnycisneros8722 24 дні тому +72

      He's an incel who has access to money

    • @Sadreath
      @Sadreath 24 дні тому +50

      @@rachelelizabeth2880 The combination of thinking yourself to be sigma (which in itself is dumb) but also being proud of paying for attention from women is wild

    • @africanlipplateandbonenose3223
      @africanlipplateandbonenose3223 24 дні тому +45

      He is also getting VA pay for ( I would assume ) a fake PTSD claim from his 3 years of service.

  • @armandmaree3972
    @armandmaree3972 16 днів тому +97

    I really liked the idea of giving the guest the statement and having them tick off all the BS transactions. Love it.

  • @updowndiscgolf880
    @updowndiscgolf880 18 днів тому +71

    Wow this is wild. How do some people get this awkward. Like bro just shower and go outside every once in a while lol

    • @bubblesgyuvin
      @bubblesgyuvin 15 днів тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @crackshack2
      @crackshack2 9 днів тому +1

      Can you imagine what his family is like?

    • @user-ec4yw5hj3r
      @user-ec4yw5hj3r 7 днів тому +1

      just shower bro
      youll have blue piercing eyes and be handsome bro trust me

    • @brigadierharsh1948
      @brigadierharsh1948 6 днів тому +4

      @@user-ec4yw5hj3rIt’s not hard to not be like this guy. It’s so easy.

    • @user-ec4yw5hj3r
      @user-ec4yw5hj3r 6 днів тому

      @@brigadierharsh1948 then why is he so unhappy

  • @dr.stelio2282
    @dr.stelio2282 24 дні тому +997

    "I cant talk about my medical without it affecting my life" means, im lying about medical problems to make extra money

    • @Burgerz4Dayz
      @Burgerz4Dayz 23 дні тому +70

      Yup. Could never be that scummy. Then brags about thinking he makes more than the average American adds to the grossness

    • @raining1975
      @raining1975 23 дні тому +73

      "extra money". Dude has the equivalent of a 1.2 million dollar Roth IRA with a guaranteed 4% withdrawal rate for life.

    • @alaina4070
      @alaina4070 23 дні тому +68

      And it's taxpayer's money too

    • @truckingwithtobee
      @truckingwithtobee 23 дні тому +18

      Sometimes it’s mental issues when these situations happen

    • @dukewellington7050
      @dukewellington7050 23 дні тому

      ​@@truckingwithtobeethat is such a copout. Unless you were storming the beaches of Normandy or disarming IEDs with a toothpick and toothbrush I dont want to hear about your "ptsd". Fucking frauds.

  • @Li0nHearted
    @Li0nHearted 24 дні тому +1564

    Veteran here. Dude definitely was a POS in the army just based on how he talks about it. His unwillingness to talk about his condition is also a huge red flag.

    • @SeansModelBuilds
      @SeansModelBuilds 24 дні тому +68

      Maybe Angry Cops should do a Meme Video about this video.

    • @ftmyersboi1
      @ftmyersboi1 24 дні тому +28

      Fuck ya! ​@@SeansModelBuilds he could get his buddies to do a deep dive on him.

    • @ftmyersboi1
      @ftmyersboi1 24 дні тому +13

      @angrycops

    • @Li0nHearted
      @Li0nHearted 24 дні тому +41

      @@SeansModelBuildshe absolutely should 😂
      I knew dudes like this and I’ll just say they’re the worst type of dude.

    • @nekiyamonea
      @nekiyamonea 24 дні тому +98

      Never met a military dude that didnt LOVE complaining about his disabilities. “My knees f*cked, my backs “f*cked, i gots da PTSDs”

  • @sillafeafea7766
    @sillafeafea7766 15 днів тому +28

    Keep your children away from this man!

  • @proftatt
    @proftatt 20 днів тому +19

    Its giving "Hey man, don't come to school tomorrow...."

  • @stingyswordfish
    @stingyswordfish 24 дні тому +1638

    The grocery store is closed but Chick Fil A is open? Yeah right buddy

    • @andrewevans7992
      @andrewevans7992 24 дні тому +77

      Hes just lazy

    • @iP0intNLaugh
      @iP0intNLaugh 24 дні тому

      ​@@andrewevans7992yup, very obvious from the beginning

    • @sandramay1
      @sandramay1 24 дні тому +67

      Right? I used to work overnights and managed to do groceries. What a lame excuse

    • @CalebHammer
      @CalebHammer  24 дні тому +177

      Right haha

    • @Living_Legends_916
      @Living_Legends_916 24 дні тому +46

      @@CalebHammerWalmart delivery is cheap especially with Walmart plus. There is no excuse you can not get your groceries and essential needs without going to the store. It prevents overspending

  • @zackc3767
    @zackc3767 24 дні тому +2649

    This guy needs to be on a watch list because he’s kidnapping and killing a woman within 10 years.

  • @onryno7357
    @onryno7357 18 днів тому +29

    Who sees this guy and hires him as security 😂 he couldn’t protect you from a gust of wind

    • @nikkireigns
      @nikkireigns 17 днів тому

      Or a powerful toot 🍑 💨

    • @crackshack2
      @crackshack2 9 днів тому +2

      Somebody that is easily beguiled by military service on a resume. It happens more then you would think.

  • @dantegonzalezaguilar4657
    @dantegonzalezaguilar4657 20 днів тому +16

    Dude, that lighting set up is clean AF. Love seeing the set evolve

  • @deebo12
    @deebo12 24 дні тому +1081

    ain't no way this dude just unironically called himself a sigma male

    • @millennialsecularandauthri3338
      @millennialsecularandauthri3338 24 дні тому +17

      He is dumb it’s not a felony to pay for the full service in MO, it’s a B misdemeanor.

    • @JamesSmith-qw3sp
      @JamesSmith-qw3sp 24 дні тому +55

      I’ll die on the hill that anyone who un ironically uses alpha/sigma and all that BS would absolutely not be one

    • @elizabethallen4353
      @elizabethallen4353 24 дні тому +10

      Sadly susceptible to all that garbage. I feel so bad for his parents.

    • @mousedynasty4953
      @mousedynasty4953 24 дні тому +21

      I thought a sigma male was a incel with overinflated ego, which is what he appears to be.

    • @tom_upnow
      @tom_upnow 24 дні тому +8

      Well a sigma would be ok to identify as if you are peak masculinity and the dude isn’t. To be a “true sigma” you gotta have money, smoking hot girl, and have a lot of money or make a lot of money. This dude is absolutely no where close and is exact opposite of “sigma” because a sigma would not spend so much on women at an exotic club.

  • @JoeDoughnut
    @JoeDoughnut 22 дні тому +1268

    This guy was clearly bullied hard when in school. He then developed an alter ego, went to the military and believed he would be a somebody once out, and has main character syndrome now. He isn't good at it.

    • @Zed-ch9fg
      @Zed-ch9fg 22 дні тому +63

      he got lucky af getting that va payment for life.

    • @judymarshall6889
      @judymarshall6889 22 дні тому +144

      I’ve been in the Army 15 years. This kid was most likely bullied in the Military too.

    • @LivingCRISP
      @LivingCRISP 22 дні тому +17

      This comment is dead nuts accurate. Should be top comment

    • @Oksobasically2
      @Oksobasically2 21 день тому

      This dude was most likely a dirtbag in the military. I know his type. Complains about everything to get out of everything and medical is his second home.

    • @AlwaysLoudAA
      @AlwaysLoudAA 21 день тому +2

      lol this comment wins

  • @imadesandwiches
    @imadesandwiches 21 день тому +10

    Thank you for finally rephrasing the credit score question! I think that makes it a lot easier for guests to answer

  • @FizzJB
    @FizzJB 15 днів тому +20

    48:00 "Who tf has a quora membership" KILLED ME LMAOOOOOO

  • @storms13
    @storms13 23 дні тому +1428

    Everything seems to revolve around him appearing “superior”. You know twitch chat strokes his ego calling him a “legend” every time he donates. He’s “that guy” at the strip club, his military experience gets him attention and praise, owning a home at 23, everything is a competition to him and he always want to appear on top. That’s why he was so thrown off at being below the median income

    • @kaitmalone
      @kaitmalone 23 дні тому +49

      This 👏🏻

    • @squish2913
      @squish2913 23 дні тому +42

      He's a sigma

    • @tylerkinley268
      @tylerkinley268 23 дні тому +41

      Reminds me of in HS when there'd be the guys who worked so hard to project masculinity. Everything was 'gay' to them, everything was a pissing contest, etc. Very exhausting to interact with, and will put everything second to their image.

    • @TopShelfBoxWine
      @TopShelfBoxWine 23 дні тому +15

      I sincerely hope he was joking when he said “I’m a sigma male”

    • @storms13
      @storms13 23 дні тому +23

      @@TopShelfBoxWine I don't think he was

  • @TDiggz
    @TDiggz 22 дні тому +706

    Dude thought it was cool to say he beats up the homeless. Dude is already weirding me out 5 minutes in

    • @4cylindersoffury252
      @4cylindersoffury252 20 днів тому +22

      That's like 50 seconds in. It's going to get worse, isn't it?

    • @Stank_Dank_
      @Stank_Dank_ 20 днів тому +22

      "well actually sometimes I just call the cops" which is more likely all that happens. He didn't beat anyone up lol

    • @TDiggz
      @TDiggz 19 днів тому +15

      @@Stank_Dank_ he still said it because he thought it was cool... Doesn't change my statement whether he back tracked or not

    • @Noah-zz7ct
      @Noah-zz7ct 19 днів тому

      @@TDiggzright. The fact he even thought that sounded any way aside from incredibly pussy and cringe is all we need to know

    • @MikesManCave
      @MikesManCave 19 днів тому

      He's a psychopath. He tortures and kills small animals

  • @alexsaam2696
    @alexsaam2696 18 днів тому +10

    I have a suspicion that dude was hazed and he filed a complaint and ended up with a wicked lawsuit that pays him rest of his life for mental distress. Sucks if something like that happened but i also have a inkling that he may have brought it upon himself. Seems like the kind of deuchbag to bring all kinds of shit down on his own head

    • @nikkireigns
      @nikkireigns 17 днів тому

      👏🏻 👏🏻 nail on the head

  • @hannahwheeler5588
    @hannahwheeler5588 16 днів тому +5

    “That just speaks to your character” nailed it 🔨 with that comment!

  • @generalgood8050
    @generalgood8050 23 дні тому +1289

    "Weren't you in the military?"
    "Yes, I did my time"
    " and where'd your discipline go"
    Nice

    • @k20z3keith7
      @k20z3keith7 23 дні тому +26

      I got out almost 10 years ago and sometimes I want to rejoin just for the discipline again. My RDCs would be pissed right now lol

    • @mmarano203
      @mmarano203 23 дні тому +21

      He lost it at the border 😂

    • @andrewevans7992
      @andrewevans7992 23 дні тому +9

      @@k20z3keith7bro you can do that without the military.. military is just a schedule doing the same shit every day

    • @marymcdaniel3883
      @marymcdaniel3883 23 дні тому +18

      Military discipline doesn't always translate into self-discipline

    • @generalgood8050
      @generalgood8050 23 дні тому

      @@marymcdaniel3883 100% see that daily

  • @TheOneTheyCallTim
    @TheOneTheyCallTim 24 дні тому +1132

    "I like to write"
    Yeah, his manifesto.

  • @Ivylouise2020
    @Ivylouise2020 16 днів тому +15

    This man is scary. Like several sociopathy red flags. This was the first video of yours where I didn’t want you to provoke them haha. I was afraid you were gonna end up in a plastic bin dissolved in acid.
    Too much? I don’t think so actually

    • @Oreo-gd2zq
      @Oreo-gd2zq 16 днів тому +2

      Better make sure that's a polyethylene bin

  • @ajflo714
    @ajflo714 21 день тому +7

    Dude really thought he was “HIM” 😂 guarantee this dude had dirty ass barracks room. Straight up POG

  • @superGT3800
    @superGT3800 24 дні тому +543

    As a veteran this guy really pisses me off. he has benefits that others get rejected for and cant work a regular job. Im embarrassed to call him a fellow veteran.

    • @sam7259
      @sam7259 23 дні тому

      Your fight is with the VA in regard, not this dorky white kid who got an ego. To be fair.

    • @maureenviola
      @maureenviola 23 дні тому +11

      Yeah he’s a creep

    • @rwhite36
      @rwhite36 23 дні тому +4

      For real. Seems he did less than 4 years as well.

    • @Mr.sn1tchy
      @Mr.sn1tchy 23 дні тому +7

      He sounds like every lower enlisted in the army with what he spends his money on

    • @Loocy222
      @Loocy222 23 дні тому +9

      He's barely. I think we need to reevaluate that word cuz why are people like him considered vets, deserving of the same respect as someone who actually served their country? Wild.

  • @brendanschierloh701
    @brendanschierloh701 23 дні тому +573

    we’ve had a stripper and a stripper connoisseur. the stripper was far more mature

    • @EmilyWhite2013z
      @EmilyWhite2013z 23 дні тому +32

      Amen. She was actually really reasonable and level headed.

    • @marioformicadae6637
      @marioformicadae6637 23 дні тому

      They were both annoying as shit tough

    • @jacobpaces9800
      @jacobpaces9800 23 дні тому +26

      Honestly, that tracks. 100%. My first gf was a retired dancer and that girl was driven to be a millionaire.

    • @benjaminfitzgerald7011
      @benjaminfitzgerald7011 23 дні тому

      ​@@EmilyWhite2013z Which stripper are we talking about? Because the one I remember was a disaster, she was trying to get into life coaching and got fired as a stripper for wearing inappropriate panties .

    • @Bigblack804
      @Bigblack804 День тому

      @@jacobpaces9800crazy the backlash isn’t the same 😂😂 but then again unattractive men would be bottom of the food chain so anything goes

  • @pitadude9836
    @pitadude9836 18 днів тому +2

    Coming to these from Shorts making me feel SUPER appreciative for family. Rebuilding my life after a slew of bad decisions and literally no self-control and some of these people make me feel like I'm doing relatively okay...

  • @kazanyemmi
    @kazanyemmi 21 день тому +11

    Why are we paying 35k for a 15k durrango and taking an uber?

  • @SchuckTales
    @SchuckTales 24 дні тому +1184

    7 minutes in and this guy scares me. Seems very unstable.

    • @Daveyjonesvi
      @Daveyjonesvi 24 дні тому +47

      Yeah he’s very odd. I usually go in with kindness but I just get a weird vibe

    • @johnhanley5455
      @johnhanley5455 24 дні тому +31

      7!? I'm @ 4:39 and am worried

    • @KazeHorse
      @KazeHorse 24 дні тому +52

      Yeah agreed, he’s giving off superiority complex with an underlying hatred of others energy.

    • @cindy-ml7vo
      @cindy-ml7vo 24 дні тому +4

      It took you that long?

    • @tylerstoll2180
      @tylerstoll2180 24 дні тому +2

      @@johnhanley5455same exact time I paused to look at the comments lol

  • @ngb4726
    @ngb4726 24 дні тому +3432

    If Peyton Manning and Dwight Schrute had a baby.

  • @stephenh9905
    @stephenh9905 16 днів тому +16

    The bit about Caleb saying “did you lose your sense of responsibility after you left?” Is pretty valid, idk how someone does that after serving. I have lots of friends who served, dad served, and married into the service. Also calling the army the “boogeyman” I would like to have a chat with this dude about his experience. I’ve never heard it called that. I’ve heard “yeah it sucked, but I wouldn’t change the fact I joined” but not his description.

  • @NeuroticSims
    @NeuroticSims 18 днів тому +9

    An absolutely difficult watch. Loved it.

  • @iman9325
    @iman9325 23 дні тому +575

    We're paying taxes for this dude to get almost 4k a month for life for free?

    • @yashkin6192
      @yashkin6192 22 дні тому +38

      Yup, my brother gets like 4k a month from a shoulder injury and depression

    • @RepuBlicOfChaD
      @RepuBlicOfChaD 22 дні тому +63

      So many BSers getting disability from the military!

    • @austintomkewitz3981
      @austintomkewitz3981 22 дні тому

      No they just print that money then we all get to pay through inflation Yay 🎉 socialism 🎉

    • @iman9325
      @iman9325 22 дні тому +4

      @@yashkin6192 your brother is the guy in the video? crazy

    • @yashkin6192
      @yashkin6192 21 день тому +3

      @@iman9325 no, that’s not him. They just both get free money

  • @DocOn2Wheels21
    @DocOn2Wheels21 24 дні тому +720

    This dude has a power complex. That's why he joined the military, is now in security "fighting hobos", and spends copious amounts of money on strippers. It's all about power and control. I was in the army as well, and I saw plenty of people like this. It's disgusting, and I hope he finds a healthy way to move forward.

    • @TherapyGel
      @TherapyGel 24 дні тому +52

      Thank you! First comment I've seen that also noticed this. I knew guys like this growing up. They feel like the king when they're in a uniform or in the doors of a strip club and they'll do what it takes to spend as much time as possible there.

    • @DocOn2Wheels21
      @DocOn2Wheels21 24 дні тому +26

      @@TherapyGel He should seriously consider some therapy with all of that VA money. He'll be happier down the road probably more successful, but he probably won't.

    • @purpurina5663
      @purpurina5663 24 дні тому +16

      Oh, well read! And the way he refers to all these activities, like defending and mocking them at the same time. Deep issues.

    • @SpoonHurler
      @SpoonHurler 24 дні тому +19

      This is very astute and I was only in the reserves but yeah I've seen guys like this and it's all about power, nothing more.

    • @DeeRue9
      @DeeRue9 24 дні тому +17

      I was bout to argue with you and say you were projecting, but after watching 5 more minutes of this,I have a question…When are you starting your psychology Channel??

  • @WolferYT
    @WolferYT 9 днів тому +4

    10 year Army vet here and I've seen so many dudes just like this while serving. This is the dude that was playing D&D in the barracks while ordering take out every single night instead of eating the free meal at the DFAC, and taking out a car loan for a mustang with a 24% interest rate. This is also the type of "soldier" that would always be on a temporary profile just to get out of doing PT. This guy would have fucking loved blowing every last cent of his little army check on the juicy girl bars if he ever came to Korea. (if you've ever served in Korea you know exactly what I'm talking about)
    I'm 100% P&T also and I usually don't tell anyone because of pieces of shit like this that give us a bad name.

  • @raquille1
    @raquille1 24 дні тому +2000

    he has that weird sense of smug self superiority that all fedora wearing, neckbeard mall ninjas have. It's very odd and its quite clear that Caleb thinks this guy is an idiot or a fake or both.

    • @Thatonegirl989
      @Thatonegirl989 24 дні тому +44

      Yeah I noticed that too in the first few minutes of the episode

    • @lot2196
      @lot2196 24 дні тому +3

      He's one weird mfer if this is real.

    • @dayne6597
      @dayne6597 24 дні тому +40

      I like to call that the “I was military” smug. Just because you were in the military doesn’t mean people are going to worship the ground you walk on. Furthermore, he couldn’t even handle the military. He got a pay out and acts like he did some big service. He got sick from mold.

    • @Jlk6532
      @Jlk6532 24 дні тому +16

      I think the guy just has a colder personality, I think Caleb is dealing with it very professionally

    • @amoose8439
      @amoose8439 24 дні тому

      He's an idiot failing at faking being a different kind of idiot. Decades of therapy.

  • @zeds000
    @zeds000 23 дні тому +408

    This dude having a gun, actually scares me.

    • @Tinker3504
      @Tinker3504 21 день тому +13

      He makes it challenging for me to argue red flag laws 🤦‍♂️

    • @leroyj62
      @leroyj62 21 день тому

      ​@@Tinker3504 and there are millions of americans worse than him

    • @etiennedegaulle3817
      @etiennedegaulle3817 19 днів тому

      Me too. Reason 1234949 to avoid St Louis.

  • @clareseib9000
    @clareseib9000 20 днів тому +4

    OHHHHHH I LOVED the exercise you gave him! Marking his OWN purchases!

  • @tiffanymudd1638
    @tiffanymudd1638 16 днів тому +9

    If there isn’t one already we need a card with Caleb’s face looking at you angrily. Like putting a picture of Dr. Now on your fridge 😂

  • @alberttang6955
    @alberttang6955 23 дні тому +562

    In the words of Hank Hill: "That boy ain't right".

    • @tylerkinley268
      @tylerkinley268 23 дні тому +8

      6 seconds in and already the boy ain't right...

    • @maureenviola
      @maureenviola 23 дні тому

      Kicked in the head by a mule as a boy?

    • @Anna-ob8we
      @Anna-ob8we 23 дні тому

      Hahahahahag

    • @sarastreit8944
      @sarastreit8944 23 дні тому +1

      I just spit out my French fry laughing at this. Thank you 😂😂

    • @MimiRAM0NE
      @MimiRAM0NE 23 дні тому +4

      I feel bad. Dude has ptsd or head injury

  • @sylacauga
    @sylacauga 23 дні тому +513

    I get a horrible feeling this guy's going to end up on the news one day for something much worse than his financial problems.

    • @mtngrl5859
      @mtngrl5859 23 дні тому +37

      I get serial murderer vibes,

    • @faafo2
      @faafo2 23 дні тому +41

      bro has a transaction in his bank statement to "voicemod" .. 48:23 He is aready into some shady sh*t trust me ..

    • @lianalonge1984
      @lianalonge1984 23 дні тому +2

      😬‼️

    • @larsnootbaarfann
      @larsnootbaarfann 23 дні тому +4

      @@faafo2what’s that? Nm just looked it up. It’s probably just for his prank calls that he does….

    • @Daniel-vu4qu
      @Daniel-vu4qu 23 дні тому

      Definitely rapist vibes

  • @AbiTheEngineer
    @AbiTheEngineer 15 днів тому +8

    LMAOOOOOO "IM A SIGMA MALE" I never thought the day would come when I would hear anyone say that unironically

  • @danvideos43
    @danvideos43 16 днів тому +6

    This makes me feel so much better about my financial situation and overall life. Like damn this guys life is so fucking depressing….

  • @caseyleirer9677
    @caseyleirer9677 23 дні тому +496

    Damn I wish the federal government doubled my income for being the weirdest person on earth

    • @Dozzzzy
      @Dozzzzy 23 дні тому +3

      lol!

    • @duncanboard9452
      @duncanboard9452 23 дні тому +4

      He's honest and real unlike most people in society

    • @christianalexander3989
      @christianalexander3989 23 дні тому

      ​@@duncanboard9452you must be joking

    • @imSt1rfry
      @imSt1rfry 23 дні тому

      ​@@duncanboard9452 ohhh I see you are his fellow incel. sorry your friend is getting dragged but you're probably weird af too

    • @madisickles7435
      @madisickles7435 23 дні тому +19

      @@duncanboard9452Some thoughts are inside thoughts, and Kanye is “honest and real” too, but he’s also literally bipolar and was off his rocker several times

  • @SFSX3
    @SFSX3 23 дні тому +448

    The level of cringe I got once I heard "I'm a sigma male" really hurt man. I felt second hand embarrassment from that one

  • @Bamfhammer
    @Bamfhammer 20 днів тому +2

    The markers on statements exercise is one of the best way to get people who cant pay attention to their finances to realize how deep in they are.

  • @bigfoot486
    @bigfoot486 18 днів тому +5

    This guys making 4k a month from the VA? Good god what the hell qualifies you for an entire salary.

  • @sarielgrace
    @sarielgrace 24 дні тому +506

    As a woman, I would not trust him to not kill me

    • @SpoonHurler
      @SpoonHurler 24 дні тому +53

      As a full grown man, I have doubts too 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sigmahyperion955
      @sigmahyperion955 24 дні тому +52

      This is why women choose the f^%#ing bear

    • @ericblackburn3131
      @ericblackburn3131 24 дні тому +32

      The chance of getting this man is why we prefer the bear.
      I'm a man and I still want the bear.

    • @inhoseo
      @inhoseo 23 дні тому +28

      I'll take 2 bears

    • @dylanricany6483
      @dylanricany6483 23 дні тому +3

      Fair enough 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @megNOTthestallion389
    @megNOTthestallion389 23 дні тому +598

    When caleb said “i dont have to pay for my ass” i just DIED. Dude had the balls to ask caleb if he is a virgin because he doesnt go to strip clubs 🤣🤣🤣 who even IS this guy????

    • @TheMt45
      @TheMt45 23 дні тому +15

      I always knew Caleb was drowning in it.

    • @deja_1111
      @deja_1111 23 дні тому +3

      creep vibes

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 23 дні тому +2

      He still does he just does it indirectly

    • @meganbailey6511
      @meganbailey6511 23 дні тому

      Literally everyone fucks lmao people like this are deeply disturbed

    • @victoriagetlow
      @victoriagetlow 22 дні тому +2

      @@WayStedYoulame take

  • @noskatehate
    @noskatehate 18 днів тому +5

    This guy is definitely gonna end up on one of the criminal investigation channels that I watch 😬

    • @nikkireigns
      @nikkireigns 17 днів тому

      Definitely, gives me the heebie jeebies 😬

  • @whereforartthou
    @whereforartthou 11 днів тому +3

    Haven't watched a Caleb Hammer episode in a minute and his thumbnails are getting wild 😂

  • @TheWillToWin1215
    @TheWillToWin1215 24 дні тому +395

    I don't think this guy "just stopped" going to the strip club.
    There is probably a restraining order in place. 😳😳😳😳😳😳

    • @lindala2602
      @lindala2602 24 дні тому +39

      All the bouncers know him

    • @ekevanderzee9538
      @ekevanderzee9538 24 дні тому +58

      You can't bite the girls

    • @scribbled2573
      @scribbled2573 23 дні тому +36

      ​@ekevanderzee9538 after he was kicked out, strippers were like "OK new rule!"

    • @sabastianheinle9095
      @sabastianheinle9095 23 дні тому

      He 100% bit at a stripper, right? Why else would he clarify you can't do that? That's GOTTA be it.

    • @tnctbone
      @tnctbone 23 дні тому

      😂😂😂 ​@@scribbled2573

  • @chrisdaugherty5741
    @chrisdaugherty5741 24 дні тому +1502

    “I don’t want to cook”
    I feel like you are about to get cooked brother 😂

    • @ag4allgood
      @ag4allgood 24 дні тому +4

      You better hope he is no relation to you ! 🤔

    • @lizzyblitz07
      @lizzyblitz07 23 дні тому +2

      Watching this dude - I understand a bit more why ppl shit on me when I say I don't have time/energy to cook bc I have multiple disabilities (and I'm working full time).
      I have severe Narcolepsy with Cataplexy (+ several other things) and I'm grateful as hell that my boyfriend makes my peanut butter toast in the morning and cooks.
      This guy is the closest I've ever seen to literally being lazy. Usually there's deep depression, dysfunction from things like ADHD and autism, or a neurological/physical illness. It's actually annoying, and I know he's probably happy about that. I'm glad Caleb ended early

    • @janegarnham
      @janegarnham 21 день тому

      Best comment❤🎉

  • @brycewiegand634
    @brycewiegand634 20 днів тому +2

    I used to have kids like this in my squad when I was in the Army and unfortunately, this is only 1 of many. You always think they cant possibly do something stupider than the last but they always find a way to top it.

  • @hayleythees
    @hayleythees 13 днів тому +1

    Incredibly hard watch, thanks Caleb!

  • @katelyn8444
    @katelyn8444 23 дні тому +501

    5 mins in I understood why this guy is perpetually single. Got my skin crawling through the screen.

  • @lowbeamzz
    @lowbeamzz 23 дні тому +596

    As a vet THIS IS A LEACH he is not disabled he is just abusing the VA for free money and if he talks about it he knows Caleb would call him out

    • @rwhite36
      @rwhite36 23 дні тому +55

      Facts. Most of the other vets he's had on this show have talked about their disability. Not to great detail, but at least a slight explanation.

    • @AmericanRenaissanceMan
      @AmericanRenaissanceMan 23 дні тому +16

      All veterans leaching off the money .

    • @tbracerplays
      @tbracerplays 23 дні тому +19

      Idk he was shaking and stuff he might be a bit screwed up.

    • @rwhite36
      @rwhite36 23 дні тому +10

      @tbracerplays or its just a rush for him to troll Caleb in person.

    • @BlahDeDah7
      @BlahDeDah7 23 дні тому +37

      I know many young veterans like this. It’s embarrassing to those who really are disabled and don’t get half of what this guy is getting.

  • @larissahostetter2335
    @larissahostetter2335 18 днів тому +11

    He's shakin!! You're scarin the boy!!! LOL

  • @hamsalad300
    @hamsalad300 20 днів тому +3

    This guy needs to be put on a watchlist

  • @Matt1of1
    @Matt1of1 23 дні тому +374

    Caleb dawg, I was In the Army and people like him are dangerous dog. Be careful dude was rocking back and forth holding that anger in.

    • @sometimeslifehandsyouapple1085
      @sometimeslifehandsyouapple1085 23 дні тому +70

      I was thinking the same. He seems like he could come back for vengeance. He has power, confidence, anger issues. He really needs therapy.

    • @dcmiguel7777
      @dcmiguel7777 22 дні тому

      This dude is was what we called in the Marine Corps ………..a shitbag. 2 weeks with no CAC card missing hence why he wasn’t able to eat for 2 weeks to try to avoid getting an NJP. My money is on he probably purposely ate C4 to Fein mental illness to get kicked out of the military or get medically separated from the military.

    • @slimeyslug12
      @slimeyslug12 21 день тому

      @@sometimeslifehandsyouapple1085 You think this guy has power? WTF are you talking about. He is insanely weak. Needs his face pounded in a bit to straighten him out.

    • @jlink38
      @jlink38 21 день тому +7

      He's taking home 100% VA disability pay. Hard to do without significant issues.

    • @Dr.C_Stag
      @Dr.C_Stag 20 днів тому

      @@jlink38 Sadly, those issues probably did not come from his military service. He hid his issues coming into the military and now taxpayers have to pay him for the rest of our lives. Pure scam.

  • @PhotoJeticPoet
    @PhotoJeticPoet 24 дні тому +498

    I hate the fact that I know this dude 😂 he isn't paid to fight hobos he's always antagonizing the homeless people and trying to play weird power trips. He in real life fits the stereotype of the guy who was picked on now he picks on others.

    • @vanessac1721
      @vanessac1721 24 дні тому +37

      Does he have a father? Curious how he turned out like this?

    • @PhotoJeticPoet
      @PhotoJeticPoet 24 дні тому +149

      ​@vanessac1721 I worked in dispatch, so my limited experience of him is professional. I went out my way to avoid having a conversation with him.

    • @TheZanReviews
      @TheZanReviews 24 дні тому

      So basically he is a loser

    • @BrandonA374
      @BrandonA374 24 дні тому +59

      Im sorry you know this guy lol

    • @amoose8439
      @amoose8439 24 дні тому +39

      Yeah it was coming off way too cringe to be faking it. Appreciate the details

  • @RebeccaEvans
    @RebeccaEvans 20 днів тому +9

    Mocking the people you pay for sexuality as low people will always be wild

  • @itssecret.722
    @itssecret.722 19 днів тому +6

    Dude seems like one of the soldiers who where trash tier and just cry to try and get benefits.

  • @TheRealGlutes
    @TheRealGlutes 24 дні тому +511

    Three things stood out:
    1. The trolling. Remember that when someone is arguing something stupid online, it's probably this guy.
    2. His aversion to speaking about the disability made me think it is faked.
    3. All this time to spend money, but can't find an hour a week to get groceries.
    Adding 4: his original score of 7 was based on owning a house and a car. Turns out the house is appraised at sub 100k and on a VA loan, and on the car he owes three times its value.
    Remember this when people at your income level are driving way nicer cars and owning homes - they're in debt for them, they don't own them.

    • @SeaWitch99
      @SeaWitch99 23 дні тому +11

      Why can't he just order them online???

    • @verngrl
      @verngrl 23 дні тому +54

      Don't forget how, when Caleb said he never had been to a strip club before, his response was--100% seriously--to ask if Caleb was a virgin. Like, he can't even conceptualize the idea that a man can have a sexual relationship without having to buy it in some way.

    • @Teapotzzz
      @Teapotzzz 23 дні тому

      I think his aversion to speaking about it is the fact that he lied/faked something to get extra money from the VA.

    • @maureenviola
      @maureenviola 23 дні тому

      Doesn’t want to cook. Is different than “can’t find an hour….”

    • @AmericanRenaissanceMan
      @AmericanRenaissanceMan 23 дні тому

      Good thing disability’s don’t go off your feelings 😂 just because he doesn’t want his personal info all over the internet

  • @fayealbertson265
    @fayealbertson265 24 дні тому +375

    His face when he said "well I have a house and a car at 23" was so smug but Calebs IMMEDIATE smack down was so satisfying

    • @joeygarcia4277
      @joeygarcia4277 23 дні тому +26

      Vet here. Once you join the military owning a house and a car is basically just the next steps...its easy

    • @whosaidthat4299
      @whosaidthat4299 23 дні тому +7

      Does he have a dungeon?, I betcha.

    • @thenarwhal2967
      @thenarwhal2967 23 дні тому +1

      Thank god! I am waiting for the Financial Face Slap for this episode 😂

    • @lindajohnson.
      @lindajohnson. 23 дні тому +4

      Pure arrogance!😢

    • @user-ey4ut9uc8w
      @user-ey4ut9uc8w 23 дні тому +8

      @@joeygarcia4277how is that the case when there’s a huge homeless vet situation going on? Genuine question

  • @bruce7244
    @bruce7244 17 днів тому +1

    The lights are on but no one is home

  • @kondowatermelon6518
    @kondowatermelon6518 10 днів тому

    Caleb gives me hope for humanity, no filter and 100% tells people what they need to hear, I love it.

  • @realmms
    @realmms 24 дні тому +354

    This guest has the most "off energy" I have ever seen within the first 5 minutes of the interview.

  • @bearsquared721
    @bearsquared721 23 дні тому +253

    He’s the guy who gets his entire platoon smoked because he can’t keep his mouth shut and thinks he knows everything.

  • @bobertkallahan4392
    @bobertkallahan4392 17 днів тому +8

    This is a hardcore “where my hug at?” guy 😂

  • @ellic7248
    @ellic7248 24 дні тому +271

    He paid $300 to troll (harass and annoy) a friend of a friend and his spouse? Um. Genuinely freak behaviour like what the hell 😭