Timestamps Contender: Glass Joe: 1:27 Von Kaiser: 2:38 Disco Kid: 3:35 King Hippo: 5:07 Piston Hondo: 6:47 Bear Hugger: 8:18 Great Tiger: 9:52 Don Flamenco: 11:35 Aran Ryan: 12:52 Soda Popinski: 14:21 Bald Bull: 16:20 Super BOGUS Man: 18:44 Mr. Sandman: 20:51 Title Defense: Glass Joe: 23:03 Von Kaiser: 25:05 Disco Kid: 26:57 King Hippo: 28:19 Piston Hondo: 29:59 Bear Hugger: 32:23 Great Tiger: 34:21 Don Flamenco: 35:42 Aran Ryan: 37:50 Soda Popinski: 41:31 Bald Bull: 43:44 Super BOGUS Man: 46:06 Mr. Sandman: 48:30 Donkey Kong: 50:32
Me: *browsing agdq stuff* Zallard's story mode run from 2018 (iirc): *exists* Also Zallard: *Uploads the vod of his exhibition run from 2015* Also me: *4 hours after it uploads*
My favorite part of this stream wasn't even your amazing playing. It was the announcer calling out various alternate-language restreams as their national representatives got bodied.
I think I found this speedrun on AGDQ's channel long ago (before I stopped watching them all together), and it's how I first heard of you. It's been super fun to see you rip these games apart. Keep it up, man!
Fun fact that I've found during the Mr.Sandman boss fight: Right after some or all long stun animations from Mr.Sandman it is possible to land a single jab to his face. It must be done with the same timing as the rest of the punches and done at the same time Mr.Sandman spits out of his stun animation.
Can confirm that “Everything is good now” when Macho says “Release the bogus!” Every time it shows up in my personal runs, I always end up winning. It gives me power!
No matter how much I rewatch the 2019 blindfold zallard Speedrun and this Speedrun, I’m never not entertained! These two Speedrun clips are some of my favorite videos ever!
I like the way Soda Popinski does the "keep missing with his uppercut" dance and Don Flamenco does the "recoil backwards from getting punched in the stomach repeatedly" dance.
I love Super Macho Man's Loss animation in title defense so much X_X "OH N O W YOU LOVE ME? NOW YOU LOVE MACHO MAN?" And then he just dramatically says "Well it's TOO late..." "MAYBE NOT! Y E A A A H H" (Flexes)
I remember watching this live. Six years don't feel so long ago. I also like how this is one of a few entries in the 'couch failing to properly explain buffer strats' series. Shout outs to Claris trying her best at least.
I was never going to say anything until somebody figured it out but you don't need a triple star punch to k.o. Aran Ryan you only need one star punch. i used to do it all the time. I made up this trick quite a few years ago.
that td piston hondo is going to keep me up at night. why not get three stars off his winks and then star punch him while hes moving between his uppercut positions
MEn (sorry for my english to google translate) XD I met you on this speedrun, im playing Punch out blindfool too, and I respect you in every way and you inspired me in speedruner and punch out, youre the best
Am I the only one who hates Title Defense Disco Kid? Like, contender mode Disco Kid has charm and is likable, but then he learns “boxercise” and becomes the most annoying person in the game.
Watching this video makes me want to play Punch-Out (Wii) and try to practice these strategies for myself. I might even go far as to playing on all three playstyles. Wii Remote & Nunchuk, Wii Remote Only, and Wii Remote & Nunchuk (with Wii Balance Board) Thank you for the inspiration dude!!! 😁
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that guy who yelled “vive la france” at the same time as glass joe is a legend.
bruh i died
Agreed
1:40
Also the guy who yelled "Why don't you love me?!" at the same time Macho did in his TD intro 😆
He be a chad
I love how the one loss in his 289-1 record is from glass joe for that challenge
I think it would be funny for a speed run category to be Glass Joe 100 loss%
@@epicjeong the WR would stay at 3:00 for the rest of time lol
@@shagarumedic it would actually be 9:00 because 3 rounds
@@shagarumedic I think he meant losing to Glass Joe 100 times (which unlocks the headgear that reduces damage)
Punch out fan game but ur actually glass Joe climbing to the top to beat little Mac.
Everyone brings up the people in the back saying “Viva Lance” and “Release The Bogus”, but nobody brings up
46:18 “WHY DON’T YOU LOVE ME?!”
Fr bro
That dude in the crowd is an absolute legend.
"Vive La France!!" 1:42
"Why don't you love me!?" 46:18
*Release the bogus!* "Yes!" 46:57
1:42 Who ever did that you are a legend
Viva la france
I like one of the Viva la france voice line and that guy on the back saying the same thing was a legendary chad
VIVA LA FRANCE
*LONG LIVE FRANCE!*
At 42 seconds no less
46:58 the guy that yelled yes is an actual legend
He was waiting his entire life for that
ReLAeSe tHeh bOGUhss
I think he also yelled “Vive la France!” at the same time as contender Glass Joe
I'm glad I wasn't the only one waiting for "Release the bogus"
The Bogus has been released
I wish nintendo made a new punch out
46:56 release the bogus
Release the bogus
release the bogus
Release the bogus
Release the bogus
release the bogus
50:44 Donkey Kong was somehow able to apply 2 bandages too his face before touching the ground. What a legend.
Mac put I’m on his fists and it attached 😂
Truly a 3 star punch moment
35:48 this needs to be a TAS entertainment trick
TAS Electronics... IT SUCKS
TAS Elec-tronics... IT SUCKS
i don’t think it suck’s personally
15:35 Soda Popinski laughs as hes about to get TKO’d
Mans got slumped
At least he wasn't struck down by Zeus this time
U mean Vodka drunkenski
@@UltimatusMemelus they're the same guy except soda is under nintendo censorship
@@mechanicalmacbook I know, just wanted to joke about that
46:59 Where he releases the bogus
This man did 8 FRANE PERFECT punches in under a minute.
Ah yes
Frame perfect
I read "frane" perfect as France Perfect
@@randocalzone8772 *laughs in glass joe*
On which fight?
@@jkl8544 TD Bull. Zallard explains at 43:33 that stars only come from frame-perfect hits, and then he gets almost every possible star.
29:33 Gotta love the donation reader for doing the constipated Yoshi sound xD
MMMHHHGGGEEEE
It sounded like he was taking a shit, the awkward chuckle in the crowd 😭
1:28 you can see the evil smile slowly develop on his face when the guy says "good luck"
1:42 perfect timing
He waited all his life to do that.
VIVA LA FRANCE!
VIVE LA FRANCE
VIVE LA FRANCE!!!
VIVE LA FRANCE
Timestamps
Contender:
Glass Joe: 1:27
Von Kaiser: 2:38
Disco Kid: 3:35
King Hippo: 5:07
Piston Hondo: 6:47
Bear Hugger: 8:18
Great Tiger: 9:52
Don Flamenco: 11:35
Aran Ryan: 12:52
Soda Popinski: 14:21
Bald Bull: 16:20
Super BOGUS Man: 18:44
Mr. Sandman: 20:51
Title Defense:
Glass Joe: 23:03
Von Kaiser: 25:05
Disco Kid: 26:57
King Hippo: 28:19
Piston Hondo: 29:59
Bear Hugger: 32:23
Great Tiger: 34:21
Don Flamenco: 35:42
Aran Ryan: 37:50
Soda Popinski: 41:31
Bald Bull: 43:44
Super BOGUS Man: 46:06
Mr. Sandman: 48:30
Donkey Kong: 50:32
RELEASE THE BOUGS
Random guy: *VIVE LA FRANCE!!!*
46:59 for bogus releasing
@@randocalzone8772 time to constantly spam release the bogus
*DONKEY KONG?*
7:36 "oh shit" -piston Honda
My faborite thing about Macho Man beside the classic "Release the-bogus!" is the face he makes when your combo has him rocking to the sides.
Even on its own, the "Bogus!" line is funny. He just sounds so shocked and in such disbelief, all he can say is, well, that it's bogus.
*A-HAAA- A-HEYYYY- OOOOH*
I remember this only because of the guy who yelled "viva la France" at the same time. That guy is a legend
Actually it is "vive la France" but yeah that guy is a legend
@fts_akane I believe the guy in the crowd yelled viva la france even though it's wrong
Zallard, going into TD Bald Bull: This is one of the hardest fights in the game
Also Zallard: *makes a sub-minute look easy*
Soda Pop harder
I like to think that Zallard is always blindfolded and that he just wears a special blindfold with eyes on it.
"Every star gotten in TD Bald Bull is frame perfect"
Oh so that's why it felt so fucking inconsistent when I tried to do that shit.
Lol
Me: **sigh** So bored...
Zallard: **this video**
Me: **gasp** A gift from the Punch Out king!
Yup
Me: *browsing agdq stuff*
Zallard's story mode run from 2018 (iirc): *exists*
Also Zallard: *Uploads the vod of his exhibition run from 2015*
Also me: *4 hours after it uploads*
Im pretty sure mchazard is the punch out god. He helped a ton with beating matt Turks time.
17:27 i have never actually seen what would happen if you dodge the bull charge in wii until now 😂
It’s a glitch, you need to do a star punch when his little cutscene of getting angry, then you dodge and it messes up the camara
@@Mr-Smasherinteresting 🤔
"Who enabled the street fighter mode?"
@@gamerboi02111I'd honestly watch the whole game like that
38:19 NOT THAT GLITCH AGAIN
Even he can break the game
1:43 BROS A LEGEND
46:58 AND HE RAN IT BACK
He is same bro that screams "YES!" When Macho man Says "Release the Bogus"
My favorite part of this stream wasn't even your amazing playing. It was the announcer calling out various alternate-language restreams as their national representatives got bodied.
I think I found this speedrun on AGDQ's channel long ago (before I stopped watching them all together), and it's how I first heard of you. It's been super fun to see you rip these games apart. Keep it up, man!
Fun Fact: Contender Glass Joe in PunchOut Wii can not TKO you in round one
I blame him not attacking till he taunts.
@@pvtblu1613 you can make him do it faster if you start the Ko strat then just don't attack him when he does the taunt which could make it faster
He can in champions mode
@@AverageKingBooEnjoyerduh
30:51
I really felt that mistake of thinking he's going to switch sides for an uppercut
I do that sometimes
46:59. Release the Bogus!
Random man: YES!
The Punch Out King is back! Heck,I’ve just played Punch Out today! Hope you’re feeling better,Zallard,you’re awesome!
Wait is zallard like sick or something
@@sillylilclown read description
@@big_pip_energy_tt oh ok
Fun fact that I've found during the Mr.Sandman boss fight:
Right after some or all long stun animations from Mr.Sandman it is possible to land a single jab to his face. It must be done with the same timing as the rest of the punches and done at the same time Mr.Sandman spits out of his stun animation.
"Hey I've seen this one, it's a classic!"
How have you seen it? It's brand new!
@@megatennepster3833 it is a re upload from the original channel
@@elenaji4649 I was referencing Back to the Future, don't worry, I know this is a reward upload
Can confirm that “Everything is good now” when Macho says “Release the bogus!” Every time it shows up in my personal runs, I always end up winning. It gives me power!
1:43 got me dying
*VIVA LA FRANCE!*
Your runs at GDQ are always a joy to watch, I find myself rewatching your blindfold runs a lot as well, hope you get well soon.
I can't believe 2015 was 2 years ago
🤨
Its 5 now
47:38 money shot
41:47 that made me laugh so hard for some reason. The frame 1 punch 🤣
Didnt even let him pull out his soda before punching it out of his hands
LOL.
46:58 Release the bogus!
1:42 A guy just yelled "Viva la france" = "Long live France" with Glass joe
I'm sorry to hear about your health issues, Glad to know you are doing better.
Punch on Zallard.
What happened?
@@grisu1934 look at the description
@@jirosampang158I don’t see it
@@jirosampang158 Whatever you're referring to isn't there. What happened? Just say it
Hard to believe that its been 6 years since this
Still as good as it was back then
zallard is the only person who could recover from an infinite while his batteries are dead
No matter how much I rewatch the 2019 blindfold zallard Speedrun and this Speedrun, I’m never not entertained! These two Speedrun clips are some of my favorite videos ever!
17:43 "I enabled, Street Fighter mode." 😂
Someone: wants to do a perfect Punch-Out speedrun
Soda Popinski: Nope
Or, if we're being accurate:
Soda Popinski: нет
Only zallard1 will show a glitch in a middle of a speedrun.
Zallard :can beat the NES game while blindfolded
Me :can't even beat bald bulls rematch
Zallard can beat Bald Bill’s rematch blindfolded…
IN ROUND ONE!
Videos like this help you appreciate how much of a masterpiece this game is
I like the way Soda Popinski does the "keep missing with his uppercut" dance and Don Flamenco does the "recoil backwards from getting punched in the stomach repeatedly" dance.
piston Honda lags at 7:15
not the game, the actual man
I love Super Macho Man's Loss animation in title defense so much X_X
"OH N O W YOU LOVE ME? NOW YOU LOVE MACHO MAN?"
And then he just dramatically says "Well it's TOO late..."
"MAYBE NOT! Y E A A A H H" (Flexes)
SMM is just SO dang funny. Between that and "Release the- Bogus!", he's many's favourite.
46:59 RELEASE THE _b o g u s_
“Every star you see me get is a frame perfect punch by the way”
*proceeds to get almost every star possible in bald bulls fight*
When Zallard is in Mac's body, no-one can stop him.
I remember watching this live. Six years don't feel so long ago. I also like how this is one of a few entries in the 'couch failing to properly explain buffer strats' series. Shout outs to Claris trying her best at least.
It's milessmb bro
@@real_PaulAllen Was* She transitioned a while ago.
I think this was more of people having a good time than doing a speedrun
lol the guy who yelled viva la france
He’s done that in other streams too, he’s kind of a legend.
still can't get over TD Don being so powerful he disconnected the controller.
"GUAHIE!" 3:06
Lol
is doc okay
@@conntoons_4848 knew the good ol' lol bot would strike
17:31 he even executed a camera glitch 💀
I was never going to say anything until somebody figured it out but you don't need a triple star punch to k.o. Aran Ryan you only need one star punch. i used to do it all the time. I made up this trick quite a few years ago.
ah still love ya zallard. best seccond only to your blindfolded run
46:59 Release The Bogus
13:45 you not gonna say anything about him breaking his old gloves stealing mac's then turn his old gloves into a flail which he uses in the ring
Also soda pop is doping
Many people wear illegal clothes, like Von Kaiser. Great Tiger's turban, however, is a religious headpiece and is therefore protected.
6 years... yeah, time flies pretty fast, also... LOL that camera glicth, it made me laugh back then, and nowdays it still does.
The punch out GDQ KING IS BACK!
Return of the King
Glass Joe: Vive le' France!
Man: Vive la France!
The two people: dead
6:06 camera shook when King Hippo fell?
Just that heavy.
3:07 Wouoaggy
13:50 NO HEADBUTTING IS NOT OKAY!
Nobody:
That one dude: V I V A L A F R A N C E
Who knew that a few years later he would speed run again but blindfolded
Damn, this game actually still looks pretty good for like 2007
Game come out in 2009
I love the guy that yelled "VIVE LA FRANCE!" when zallard was fighting Glass Joe lol
Good job, you are now named Super Bogus Man.
35:47 the trick where he flexed the most
that td piston hondo is going to keep me up at night. why not get three stars off his winks and then star punch him while hes moving between his uppercut positions
because it's slower
17:31 thumbnail
Everyone when Super Macho Man was defeated: 🥳 everyone when mr. Sandman got defeated: 😐
MEn (sorry for my english to google translate) XD
I met you on this speedrun, im playing Punch out blindfool too, and I respect you in every way and you inspired me
in speedruner and punch out, youre the best
Are we going to ignore the fact this dude got fricking 258 K-O’s??
Hey, it is not that hard, playing Mac's Last Stand without losing will get you quickly to 200 victories.
b o x e r c i s e
im so glad you didn't skip super macho man's intro
Skipping it makes the run invalid by default
Feels strange watching this afte the legendary Blindfold run
Matt would be perfect for this game
He would be too OP.
Maybe even for Zallard1
@@AlliQue Xd
Just wanna say this is incredible
46:59 yes
How did you find that so fast?
@@LordofLumber72 i have watched this before
@@travisscottfan221 Where?
@@LordofLumber72 it;s on gdqs yt
@@TheEmilyFravel thanks, I think I might have seen it before.
"Release the Bogus" Never Gets old 😆
Legendary quote
@@kyeblade06 indeed
B
O
G
46:18 WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?
Release the bogus gang
Release the bogus
Am I the only one who hates Title Defense Disco Kid? Like, contender mode Disco Kid has charm and is likable, but then he learns “boxercise” and becomes the most annoying person in the game.
Nah, only you
TD Disco Kid Is Easy In My Opinion
Watching this video makes me want to play Punch-Out (Wii) and try to practice these strategies for myself. I might even go far as to playing on all three playstyles. Wii Remote & Nunchuk, Wii Remote Only, and Wii Remote & Nunchuk (with Wii Balance Board) Thank you for the inspiration dude!!! 😁
These fights are harder than they look
15:34
Soda pop: *laughs*
*Gets fucking star punched*
His ego just got the better of him at a bad time.
Hope you feel better very soon zallard!
Some of the strats used in this vid don’t get used anymore
The video Is 2015 but he uploaded it in 2021
46:59 Release the bogus.
Someone, who wished good luck at 1:26 deserves some credit