Monkey News: Monkey Prostitute

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @IcyScythe
    @IcyScythe 9 років тому +369

    love hearing Karl laugh cause it's so rare lol

  • @EJTaylor8
    @EJTaylor8 4 роки тому +131

    We never got to the bottom of “they were mechanics in the first place”

    • @alcoexdy
      @alcoexdy 2 роки тому +13

      as in mechanical monkeys… not real… so not harming any monkeys 😅

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 2 роки тому +1

      @@alcoexdy no they were monkey mechanics according to Karl

    • @sctmcg
      @sctmcg 3 місяці тому +2

      They were holders of PhD in Physics

  • @metalmugen
    @metalmugen 7 років тому +121

    "can't 'andleit"

  • @miguelsilva9118
    @miguelsilva9118 3 роки тому +49

    "A little gang" 😂

  • @killerconsmith
    @killerconsmith 12 років тому +159

    "What do want? A cake?!" I love Stephen Merchant

    • @esccccco1
      @esccccco1 2 роки тому

      Me too

    • @Crystal-w6m
      @Crystal-w6m Рік тому +2

      Ooooo

    • @dr.rodders3329
      @dr.rodders3329 2 місяці тому +1

      Funny because Smerch was in portal 2. Portal being famous for lack of cake

  • @Exoamylase
    @Exoamylase 9 років тому +185

    I'd love to know what Ricky was doing to make Karl laugh.

  • @ngri2944
    @ngri2944 11 років тому +42

    I'm in tears

  • @heracles2626
    @heracles2626 4 роки тому +71

    I've been dying to know what Ricky was doing to make Karl laugh so much 😂

    • @robjj5373
      @robjj5373 3 роки тому +1

      Rubbing his nipples

    • @lettichaim7334
      @lettichaim7334 2 роки тому +1

      For the people who don't know.... What happened there?

    • @MisterDutch93
      @MisterDutch93 2 роки тому +3

      He was probably already losing it off mic because of the way Karl was starting up his story.

    • @vividdylan400
      @vividdylan400 2 роки тому +26

      @@lettichaim7334 I was very saddened by the fact that Karl was asked this question during his Reddit's AMA, and he said he didn't remember this bit because it was 20 years ago.

  • @daryls43
    @daryls43 11 років тому +116

    this is actually true not as karl put it but in 2005 they trained a group of monkeys the concept of money, and they began prostuting for the coins

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 роки тому +40

      Karl? Is that you?

    • @britishnerd3919
      @britishnerd3919 4 роки тому +5

      And bonobo chimpa trade sex for stuff and to settle disagreements. They have also been shown to exhibit hand jobs and homosexuality

    • @SpecialOrder935
      @SpecialOrder935 Рік тому

      RIGHT YOU’RE TALKING SHIT EXPLAIN YOURSELF

    • @slowmo9642
      @slowmo9642 2 місяці тому

      Who to?

  • @hamnchee
    @hamnchee 7 років тому +39

    3:40

  • @ryanyates6761
    @ryanyates6761 3 роки тому +14

    stumbled across a little gang

  • @sqweebel1
    @sqweebel1 12 років тому +20

    1:30 great reaction from Steve

  • @lessevdoolbretsim
    @lessevdoolbretsim 3 роки тому +13

    Call it a "monkumentary"

  • @dinesjoe
    @dinesjoe 11 років тому +17

    KARL LAAUGHING!

  • @imjack1041
    @imjack1041 4 роки тому +22

    "littlewomanmonkey"

    • @Euph3mia
      @Euph3mia 2 роки тому +1

      That’s the scientific term.

  • @ValValiantThor216
    @ValValiantThor216 4 роки тому +18

    Little gang of monkeys 😂😂

  • @Vigilantes187
    @Vigilantes187 8 років тому +82

    id love to know what ricky was doing to make karl laugh

    • @whateverreally1347
      @whateverreally1347 8 років тому +26

      Apparently, Karl can't remember

    • @yacinedaghmoum470
      @yacinedaghmoum470 8 років тому +19

      probably playing with his nipple or something

    • @jodu626
      @jodu626 6 років тому +1

      Yeh think he was playing with his nipple

    • @jmwod
      @jmwod 5 місяців тому

      @@whateverreally1347 7 years late, Ricky was probably messing with his rash because he said 'this rash is weird' at the start of the clip

  • @bradfordbirch4474
    @bradfordbirch4474 11 років тому +18

    what's karl pilkington's favorite band
    the beetles

  • @happyclappyslappy
    @happyclappyslappy 27 днів тому

    "And that's all the information you've got" said a nervous Stephen Merchant hahahaha

  • @chekek
    @chekek 10 років тому +37

    'Congress tart' channel. I see what you did there😉

  • @MrSinfold
    @MrSinfold 5 місяців тому +3

    little _gang_

  • @anthonyward6805
    @anthonyward6805 8 днів тому

    “8 years i presume” genius.

  • @12spanku
    @12spanku 12 років тому +13

    Seventeenth century?

  • @PedloProductions
    @PedloProductions 4 роки тому +7

    WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???
    THATS NOT A STORY!!!!!

  • @twelveightyone
    @twelveightyone 6 місяців тому +1

    Karl's laugh is brilliant 🙂

  • @Marasma101
    @Marasma101 12 років тому +15

    There's so much build up. I love this one.

  • @Lawrencewd03
    @Lawrencewd03 Рік тому +6

    3:17 that laugh from ricky

    • @sctmcg
      @sctmcg 3 місяці тому +1

      This is in my top 2 XFM Ricky laughs

  • @fletcherhamilton3177
    @fletcherhamilton3177 Рік тому +6

    The genius of ‘Monkey News’ was / is that its sort of unclear as to whether or not Karl genuinely attributed that degree of intelligence to monkeys / chimps or if he was having us on . . . I don’t think he was, but he could have been 🤣

    • @ElStink4K
      @ElStink4K Рік тому +9

      He's not playing a character but he's defo trying to wind them up

    • @brettpilkington9539
      @brettpilkington9539 Рік тому

      It is clear because he claims a monkey was coming to withdraw money from a bank. There's no way he believed that.

  • @jodu626
    @jodu626 4 роки тому +4

    Think this is my fav monkey news

  • @REECEM92
    @REECEM92 Місяць тому

    My favourite one. Makes me laugh. 😂

  • @victoriaollier2345
    @victoriaollier2345 3 роки тому +5

    Monkey News Extra!

  • @porouscrump
    @porouscrump 12 років тому +2

    There isn't one. This is the XFM show, it's the podcasts that are being animated.

  • @FRDERCK
    @FRDERCK 11 місяців тому +1

    Everything is always going normal

    • @Inladner
      @Inladner 4 дні тому

      Just a normal day. Everything is going normal.

  • @tylerjoseph7398
    @tylerjoseph7398 4 роки тому +1

    Monkesauce brought me here

  • @BillFromTheHill100
    @BillFromTheHill100 3 роки тому

    too bad we see only a foto here.

  • @NowinWTF
    @NowinWTF 9 років тому

    FYI missing a chunk of hair like you may or may not see is a symptom of syphilis.

  • @jayneallisonlaity9891
    @jayneallisonlaity9891 2 роки тому +2

    1/2 a banana is just oral 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yhnell18
    @yhnell18 Рік тому +2

    What was Ricky doing to make Karl laugh? 😂

    • @redmondo42
      @redmondo42 Рік тому +1

      He was showing Karl one of his sweaty moobs

  • @bebob415
    @bebob415 3 роки тому

    Which episode is this

  • @sadbasturd99
    @sadbasturd99 12 років тому

    Where is the animated version ??

  • @DanceTranced
    @DanceTranced 3 роки тому

    This one is true.

  • @esccccco1
    @esccccco1 2 роки тому +2

    Sleeping around.......oi oi lol

  • @rroesash
    @rroesash 11 років тому +7

    Anyone care to guess what Ricky was doing to make Karl laugh?

    • @SpecialOrder935
      @SpecialOrder935 Рік тому

      Karl’s just laughing at the idea of monkey prostitutes , and the phrase “ gang of monkeys “ make him laugh

  • @amillionminutes
    @amillionminutes 11 років тому

    Karl can't differentiate.

  • @SpecialOrder935
    @SpecialOrder935 Рік тому

    3:40 😂

  • @srevero1
    @srevero1 6 років тому +1

    LOL!!!!!!!!

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp 3 місяці тому

    This rash is weird

  • @coffeyeoin5
    @coffeyeoin5 8 років тому +20

    Was this Karl breaking character?

    • @devilrobbie25
      @devilrobbie25 8 років тому +54

      nah just Gervais making faces trying to make him laugh. Do you think he's a character?

    • @coffeyeoin5
      @coffeyeoin5 8 років тому +77

      Robbie Nah hes not a character but he definitely plays a bit of a caricature of himself at times.

    • @jodu626
      @jodu626 3 роки тому

      @@devilrobbie25 he was actually rubbing his nipple

    • @ollydb231
      @ollydb231 Рік тому +2

      @@coffeyeoin5 don’t we all

  • @CarloTheGambino
    @CarloTheGambino 9 років тому +12

    The first 3 minutes of this is the only example of Ricky Steve and Karl being responsible for genuinely bad radio; totally self-indulgent, just annoying.

    • @unclephil2856
      @unclephil2856 8 років тому +119

      we must be listening to different radio shows, this is one of my favourite clips

    • @Yung_Mango
      @Yung_Mango 7 років тому +20

      Ciro Rizzitello They are the funniest though

    • @coldvoid
      @coldvoid 4 роки тому +4

      xDDDD butthurt is strong with Ciro Rizzitello xD

    • @ValValiantThor216
      @ValValiantThor216 4 роки тому +31

      Let's listen to ciro rizzitello's radio show whenever that goes on

    • @philbinpar1
      @philbinpar1 3 роки тому +4

      Millions loved it so sounds to me like you just have no taste tbh