Monkey News: London to Brighton bike ride

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  • Опубліковано 19 лют 2012
  • Xfm Ricky Gervais show, Monkey news

КОМЕНТАРІ • 95

  • @Tom-bn6pr
    @Tom-bn6pr 5 років тому +284

    I love that it always turns out worse than what Ricky's anticipating. "The owner wants to enter it in the Tour de France"

  • @Deathball9999
    @Deathball9999 4 роки тому +352

    I love Karl's contorted idea of animal rights is that it means you cant deny an animal entry into competitive sporting events.

  • @stringdog911
    @stringdog911 9 років тому +192

    A tricycle comes whizzing past. That is where i lost it!

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 3 роки тому +5

      I don't literally laugh out loud too much, but that definitely got me the first time I heard it.

    • @steveweller7240
      @steveweller7240 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @jimmyburtles3553
    @jimmyburtles3553 3 роки тому +97

    ''Ahhh...you bald, manc git' that bit always gets me😂

  • @PedloProductions
    @PedloProductions 4 роки тому +87

    Hearing Steve collapse in hysterical laughter is rare but always hilarious

  • @ValkyrieDaisy95
    @ValkyrieDaisy95 9 років тому +162

    "OOOOHHH YEAH.. Couldn't quite see THE CYCLIST?! HAHAHAA!!"
    xD!! haha!

    • @TrekCycling
      @TrekCycling 6 років тому +13

      I always lose it here

  • @purplecrown505
    @purplecrown505 Рік тому +13

    "Ehhh ... suddenly - "
    "Right ok, I'm gonna stop you now"
    😂😂

  • @TrekCycling
    @TrekCycling 6 років тому +95

    I’m addicted to this clip.

    • @karlpickleton8708
      @karlpickleton8708 2 роки тому +2

      Same perfect isn’t it Ricky is so funny

    • @LeeCaithness
      @LeeCaithness Рік тому +2

      Me too watched it probably 50 times and still laugh at the Tour de France line

  • @busydad4858
    @busydad4858 11 років тому +75

    'wants to enter it...into...the tour de france' LOL

  • @jackkendall6420
    @jackkendall6420 Рік тому +20

    This clip is one of the few things that have ever made me literally short of breath from laughing so hard

    • @Martin-dn9lo
      @Martin-dn9lo Рік тому +6

      Agreed . Every fucking time it gets me even tho I know it's coming

  • @OneManArmy578
    @OneManArmy578 11 років тому +121

    Karl's build-ups to absolute rubbish are amazing... :)

    • @bonjour2098
      @bonjour2098 Рік тому +4

      Everything was normal, he had a good life

  • @MrBladeFilms
    @MrBladeFilms 7 років тому +63

    "Did you see that little thing on a tricycle?"

  • @JF-sb5mo
    @JF-sb5mo 11 місяців тому +10

    4:43 "not if it wants to" 😂 never caught that before

  • @dantribe3935
    @dantribe3935 3 роки тому +19

    "not if it wants to" lmao I'm dead

  • @lessevdoolbretsim
    @lessevdoolbretsim 2 роки тому +14

    The icing on the cake is Steve, "Have you got a tricycle?"

  • @JesusIzAPunkRocker
    @JesusIzAPunkRocker 10 років тому +61

    "YOU'RE JOKING! Well Christ all ff mighty" Lmao might be my favorite bit in the series.

  • @shaunweston2310
    @shaunweston2310 5 років тому +14

    Always come back to this, incredible.

  • @RyanJSamson
    @RyanJSamson 10 років тому +16

    I can stop playing this clip too.

  • @xellestar
    @xellestar 10 років тому +54

    research scientist karl pilkington

  • @KruserMK
    @KruserMK 3 роки тому +20

    I still don't know if it is Karl's news of Ricky's reactions to them that makes me laugh.

  • @TurtleShellProductions
    @TurtleShellProductions Рік тому +3

    Makes me happy to see how popular this stuff is taking off

  • @tomsellers7136
    @tomsellers7136 6 років тому +4

    My favourite one

  • @123456789bradley
    @123456789bradley 10 років тому +38

    absoulte twoddle

  • @eazytheog158
    @eazytheog158 Рік тому +4

    “YOU BALD MANK GIT”

  • @jandcgaming1515
    @jandcgaming1515 3 роки тому +10

    This tricycle...

  • @00bikeboy
    @00bikeboy 4 місяці тому

    Haven't listened to these in years. Just as funny now as then.

  • @erurevir
    @erurevir 11 років тому +19

    I love the name of the guy who uploaded this' name

  • @ethankiA1917
    @ethankiA1917 3 роки тому +2

    This, the monkey tv presenter and the monkey laboratory breakout are the best

  • @Iain1983
    @Iain1983 4 роки тому +10

    Wants to enter the Tour de France 😂

    • @changvasejarik62
      @changvasejarik62 2 роки тому

      Let the monkeys compete, if a bunch of trained shaven cyclists lose to a monkey on a tricycle then they deserve the loss.

  • @LeeCaithness
    @LeeCaithness Рік тому +1

    When he says ‘tour de France’ I can hardly breathe.

  • @rextyrannos4517
    @rextyrannos4517 Рік тому

    good every time

  • @pizzagateisreal
    @pizzagateisreal Рік тому +1

    Its Ricky's sighs that get me 😂

    • @SuperflyGaming
      @SuperflyGaming Рік тому +1

      its about a formula 1 driver... err.....
      *SIGHS*

  • @3InchFinch
    @3InchFinch 2 роки тому +3

    before karl even finishes his first sentence ricky is already sighing

  • @MisterWrench
    @MisterWrench 2 роки тому +1

    My favourite monkey news

  • @29ICU
    @29ICU 10 років тому +6

    must be popular hes number 12

  • @davet2825
    @davet2825 4 роки тому +4

    Suddenly...

  • @Phoenix-pl6ys
    @Phoenix-pl6ys 2 роки тому

    I don’t know!

  • @babyshambler
    @babyshambler 2 роки тому +4

    Ricky @ 2:09 LOL

  • @jacob4690
    @jacob4690 Рік тому +3

    Not sure tricycles are allowed in the Tour de France!

  • @trickshotsri
    @trickshotsri 3 роки тому +6

    This will always be my favourite, closely followed by "bog standard old women".

    • @k5k11k23
      @k5k11k23 Рік тому

      HILDA... wa$ your bog $tandard old woman

  • @DarkAutumn3D
    @DarkAutumn3D 2 роки тому +9

    ".....More Monkey News next week..?" 😂😂🤣🤣😅😅

    • @changvasejarik62
      @changvasejarik62 2 роки тому

      Only way it could be better would be if Ricky said “damn right, wouldn’t miss it for the world!”

  • @steveweller7240
    @steveweller7240 3 роки тому +1

    Classic monkey news!

  • @stevenaitcheson6938
    @stevenaitcheson6938 Рік тому +1

    Like most true stories there are some gaps 😂

  • @anthonyward6805
    @anthonyward6805 3 роки тому +4

    Absolute twoddle

  • @DumboSanchez
    @DumboSanchez 6 років тому +1

    Puncture outfit ??

  • @jadamsfhuhs9
    @jadamsfhuhs9 3 роки тому +3

    That’s not how the TDF works.....not since like the early 30s

  • @sidneyjenkngs1422
    @sidneyjenkngs1422 5 років тому +4

    There's too much fruit in the world!

  • @jowillow427
    @jowillow427 2 роки тому

    Which episode is this from

  • @ronniehotdogs130
    @ronniehotdogs130 Рік тому

    Think my favourite is the monkey rally driver

  • @monkeynews1320
    @monkeynews1320 5 років тому +8

    Wish Ricky would shut up sometimes

  • @emanuellandeholm5657
    @emanuellandeholm5657 4 роки тому +5

    Ricky mispronounced Bowie. Unacceptable.

    • @philhammond3299
      @philhammond3299 3 роки тому +9

      He pronounced it correctly.
      That's how we say it in Britain

  • @jameshoffa7085
    @jameshoffa7085 20 днів тому

    Damn this is 20 years old