Monkey News: Bank Robbery

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2024

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  • @thomazziguitar
    @thomazziguitar 7 років тому +290

    "Normal day, everything's going normal..."

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 6 років тому +273

    It's a story that 'appened.

    • @cahillp3
      @cahillp3 4 роки тому +23

      NOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Choonzord
    @Choonzord 4 роки тому +208

    Karl's pretty quick and sharp sometimes. "Lemme cue it up." 0:10

    • @fls128
      @fls128 3 роки тому +42

      Mate he's a comedic genius.

    • @adambritain5774
      @adambritain5774 2 роки тому +18

      SOMETIMES!? He's sharp as a tack.

  • @paranoidandroid447
    @paranoidandroid447 4 роки тому +148

    genuinely the best 6 minutes 50 seconds of radio ever created

    • @craigbather6316
      @craigbather6316 3 роки тому +9

      I agree, the hardest I've ever laughed at something

    • @EwanHibs
      @EwanHibs Рік тому +6

      Pork chop lady comes close

    • @Scallion_D
      @Scallion_D 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@EwanHibs Men in Black/there's this thing in it for me.

  • @redmondo42
    @redmondo42 Рік тому +43

    I love how in Karl's mind the people's reaction to a bank robber is "Awwww god, wish I didn't come in here, it's not gonna be a good day" 😂

  • @assman6574
    @assman6574 6 років тому +179

    'Steve', the most credible of sources

  • @nicolassilva9236
    @nicolassilva9236 11 років тому +281

    "starts backing out with the gun and the money" haha

    • @twat9954
      @twat9954 3 роки тому +6

      are you still alive nicolas??

    • @nicolassilva9236
      @nicolassilva9236 3 роки тому +32

      @@twat9954 still here , thanks to your comment I am listening to the k-man after a long time

    • @twat9954
      @twat9954 3 роки тому +6

      @@nicolassilva9236 oh wow i didn’t expect a response lol

    • @DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek
      @DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek 2 роки тому

      @@twat9954 Nice to meet you.

    • @bluecheese4877
      @bluecheese4877 Рік тому

      Never seen it since

  • @hithere9377
    @hithere9377 Рік тому +46

    I’m convinced that the original robber was going to be a monkey until Rick questioned it and then Karl changed it on the fly.

    • @matthewryan9991
      @matthewryan9991 Рік тому +7

      Great point. And I've listened to this 100s of time

    • @FutureAbe
      @FutureAbe Рік тому

      Nope

    • @Scallion_D
      @Scallion_D 11 місяців тому +7

      Nah. At the start of the story he says "there's a bit before the Monkey". Before Ricky questioned it.

    • @uk5g262
      @uk5g262 14 днів тому

      Yes was just about to comment same thing 😂

  • @hereticNick
    @hereticNick 8 років тому +122

    "There's been a lot going on....."

  • @robcranston6030
    @robcranston6030 5 років тому +78

    “It’s worse!” 😂

  • @ActionJackshn
    @ActionJackshn 9 років тому +75

    im absolutely crying

  • @PedloProductions
    @PedloProductions 4 роки тому +45

    When he said the monkey started backing up with the gun and the monkey I fucking lost it

  • @masonallen3961
    @masonallen3961 5 років тому +90

    Technically Karl didn’t break the rules. That fella was not simian. So Ricky can’t end Monkey News.

    • @andrewgalea5012
      @andrewgalea5012 3 роки тому +22

      That's what makes this one the best monkey news... because every other time ricky guesses who the simian character is before the reveal, but karl got one over him thus time:)

    • @Dilkingt0nne
      @Dilkingt0nne 2 роки тому +7

      @@andrewgalea5012 like when he guesses it’s a cyclist and it’s a tricyclist…my all time fav

    • @souldreamer9056
      @souldreamer9056 2 місяці тому

      Actually, Karl DID technically break the rules. The infraorder ‘Simians’ includes all monkeys and all apes, including humans.

  • @EwanHibs
    @EwanHibs 3 роки тому +30

    If I ever feel down I watch this

  • @moRULEZ18981
    @moRULEZ18981 6 років тому +57

    "Shut up Rick"

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 5 місяців тому +5

    That fella who emailed about Donald McIntyre could not have hoped for a better outcome lol, Karl completely believed it for ages 😂

  • @josephl447
    @josephl447 2 роки тому +16

    'Not sure whether it was for withdrawal or deposit'

    • @Newoaf
      @Newoaf Рік тому

      What a great line!

  • @cozm0859
    @cozm0859 7 років тому +62

    "It doesn't say if he went off to Spain" fucking killed me!

  • @robdzi5509
    @robdzi5509 4 роки тому +29

    "Is it from Reuters?"
    "Listen it's from Steve!"

  • @adgreyx
    @adgreyx 8 років тому +164

    " it's a story that happened " LMFAO stop just stop it

  • @SupahLinkio
    @SupahLinkio 2 роки тому +14

    "Story that 'appened" is a phrase I use because of this

  • @ShookOnesTO
    @ShookOnesTO 7 років тому +24

    Right, We're never doing this again!

  • @williamjohn314
    @williamjohn314 2 роки тому +14

    It's a story that happened

  • @mrbenoit5018
    @mrbenoit5018 3 роки тому +17

    5:30 NOO-

  • @JortheReason
    @JortheReason 10 років тому +39

    Best thing ever.

  • @sonny7194
    @sonny7194 6 років тому +23

    "Think karl think"

  • @mikeb3018
    @mikeb3018 2 роки тому +7

    steve LOVES the jingle haha

  • @GlitzPixie
    @GlitzPixie 4 роки тому +16

    Karl's quiet "okay" at the end ahahahahaha

  • @cory4429
    @cory4429 Рік тому +5

    “Does a runner with the money” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikeydoc11
    @mikeydoc11 3 роки тому +12

    No one’s seen it since

  • @urbanpkrider31
    @urbanpkrider31 7 років тому +41

    "Did he swing his way to freedom?!" Hahaha

  • @craigroaring
    @craigroaring 7 років тому +54

    Up to no good.

  • @meyerlanksy1561
    @meyerlanksy1561 4 роки тому +27

    Stephen is right. Ricky should let Karl finish it.

    • @KurtMCox
      @KurtMCox 3 роки тому +16

      Rick's constant sniping and mockery makes it all the more funny for me.

  • @BadWilf
    @BadWilf Рік тому +1

    This was the first of their radio shows I ever heard

  • @ohoto3896
    @ohoto3896 2 роки тому +8

    Early Karl was not a work, which is incredible. Ricky spent too much time with him and was completely baffled by this wonderful Manc. It's his curiosity that was the key. After he got a bit older he became more self aware, and would call this a load of old rubbish.
    He was a shooting star

  • @GeorgeG4895
    @GeorgeG4895 4 роки тому +11

    Fella comes in

  • @colintwomey7554
    @colintwomey7554 11 місяців тому +3

    Busy asking for coffee.

  • @areteees
    @areteees 5 років тому +16

    "did he swing his way to freedom" hahahahahahahahaha

  • @bowmaj8666
    @bowmaj8666 3 роки тому +7

    5:46 "BUT..."

  • @riley5722
    @riley5722 6 років тому +30

    The way Ricky tells Karl he's an idiot is hilarious.

  • @86sVideoDump
    @86sVideoDump Рік тому +2

    "Oh God it's worse"

  • @thepontiacbandit7329
    @thepontiacbandit7329 Рік тому +2

    Karl's unsure if the monkey came to the bank for a deposit or a withdrawal.
    Guess we'll never know.

  • @123reletive123
    @123reletive123 10 років тому +31

    2:00 am, got school tomorrow lol

    • @yesp9248
      @yesp9248 8 років тому +3

      123reletive123 memories

  • @futurefreak8789
    @futurefreak8789 Рік тому +4

    This actually did happen..Go Karl

  • @DerpyDosh
    @DerpyDosh Рік тому +1

    5:38 When you casually reference a scene from an adult superhero cartoon 20 years before it came out.

    • @ElStink4K
      @ElStink4K Рік тому +1

      That show didn't coin that phrase

    • @DerpyDosh
      @DerpyDosh Рік тому

      @@ElStink4K I know but it sure as shit popularised it.

    • @krystiankowalski7335
      @krystiankowalski7335 Рік тому

      Which cartoon?

    • @DerpyDosh
      @DerpyDosh Рік тому

      @@krystiankowalski7335 Invincible

    • @Sh23-hv7sn
      @Sh23-hv7sn 8 місяців тому

      ​@@DerpyDoshnot it didn't kid it existed LONG before that silly superhero show. Lmao perspective mark perspective

  • @miguelsilva9118
    @miguelsilva9118 3 роки тому +5

    Manc-y news.

  • @SuperflyGaming
    @SuperflyGaming 3 роки тому +11

    💰🔫🐒🚗🐵

  • @FutureAbe
    @FutureAbe 11 днів тому

    aight? If yer a new listener.. this is where we do a bit of monkey news an’ that..

  • @happyclappyslappy
    @happyclappyslappy 2 роки тому +3

    Come on!!!!!!!

  • @puertoriconnect4611
    @puertoriconnect4611 Рік тому +1

    This is my favorite monkey news segment. Did they use this on the animated show?

    • @Scallion_D
      @Scallion_D 11 місяців тому +2

      Nah cos it's from the XFM shows. Animated show was only from the Podcasts.

    • @rise_of_the_footsoldier
      @rise_of_the_footsoldier 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Scallion_Dthey could do a whole other 13 episodes based off the xfm podcasts 🙏🙏

  • @k5k11k23
    @k5k11k23 Рік тому +2

    I$ it a man 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikeydoc11
    @mikeydoc11 6 років тому +39

    I love Ricky but I feel Steve's pain a lot of the time, you know the story is gonna be outlandish and hilarious but you need to let Karl just talk, cutting him off with logic ruins the humour in it.

    • @twod0ves
      @twod0ves 6 років тому +87

      i totally disagree. i think ricky being genuinely offended about how stupid the stories are adds to the tension and comedic timing

    • @mikeydoc11
      @mikeydoc11 6 років тому +2

      stcrude I love Ricky's reactions 90% of the time but Ricky knows what Karl is like and that's why he had him on the radio, you have to let him speak to get what we want to hear, react to the punchline not the opening line. My favourite moment is when they are talking about the infinite monkeys writing the works of Shakespeare, given an infinite amount of time and Ricky threatens to knock Karl out because of his stupidity, he reacted at the perfect times, sometimes I think he's very premature is all.

    • @tailuigi
      @tailuigi 6 років тому +26

      I also disagree. I find that Ricky's early interjections and dissection of illogical and impossible aspects of the stories often prompt Karl to add more detail or to blend in possible explanations, almost always increasing the absurdity.

    • @Tom-bn6pr
      @Tom-bn6pr 5 років тому +12

      I disagree I think Ricky getting so pissed off with how stupid it is makes it funnier. And Steve trying to calm him down adds to the humour as well

    • @bigbowlowrong4694
      @bigbowlowrong4694 5 років тому +8

      Nope, without the exasperated/angry interjections it wouldn’t be anywhere near as funny.

  • @PG-to3yp
    @PG-to3yp 3 роки тому +1

    whats goin on ea

  • @centin8035
    @centin8035 День тому

    I’m doing other stuff and that

  • @thebeatles240
    @thebeatles240 11 років тому +8

    THEY PLAYED SEVEN SEAS OF RHYE BY QUEEN AT THE END, WOOOOOOOO

    • @alfiemitchell3026
      @alfiemitchell3026 4 роки тому +4

      It’s not like, an obscure song

    • @GamerCall
      @GamerCall Рік тому

      @@alfiemitchell3026 no but it's pretty rare to hear someone play one of the three-four good songs Queen made.

  • @jackayer2849
    @jackayer2849 11 років тому +6

    ah shoot me

  • @Liam-Robey
    @Liam-Robey Місяць тому

    4:33 “Oh god, it’s worse”

  • @MrSinfold
    @MrSinfold 6 років тому +32

    It's a story that 'appened.