The First Guy To Ever Graduate
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Thankss!!
I love you dude
"He remembers a shape!?"
"The system works!"
sadly, that is 100% realistic
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"I've never seen a hat like this, it's a square"
"He remembers a shape"
"THE SYSTEM WORKS" 🤣🤣🤣
It clearly works. I dropped out of school and I thought it was a circle all along.
Wow, wow wow
HE SAID IT WHILE I WAS READING IT!!
Fun fact, the reason you wear a square hat is because it is an old timey biretta, as in a priest's hat. The gown of course is related to a priest's cossack.
So you are essentially cosplaying as a priest because western education came from Cathedral schools and Universities designed to train priests.
@@nonnayerbusiness7704 I did not know that
The sequel to "The First Guy To Ever Open A School" we all wanted.
my nam. e speaking straight facts
They invented education before schools
He should do the first person to ever drop out of college! 😂😂
Oh so it's a cinematic universe I decided
He’s already done that one.
"Will this piece of paper help me get a good job?"
"It'll help you get a job that pays minimum wage. Maybe a bit more if you're lucky."
"But I went to college so I could get a good job!"
"Sorry, now a four year degree is about as valuable as a high school degree used to be."
Can confirm! I use My MBA in Finance, as a drink coaster as I fill out another application!
Now you need 4 years experience in an entry level job to get an entry level job to get off minimum wage.
....
"Wait, so what does a high school degree get me?"
"A minimum wage job."
"Wha?! Well what if I don't get a degree at all?!"
"A minimum wage job."
"What? Why? What's the point then!"
"Oh, well you see, they can't pay you less than that, that's why they call it a minimum wage."
"So it's all pointless then."
"No, people seem to like minimum wage a lot actually."
Or learn a useful skill that will be needed for the immediate future. We still don't got robots that can weld underwater as good as a human.
@@DustinBarlow8P I’m writing my thesis for my MBA now! Glad to know I’ll have a sturdy drink coaster in a couple months! 😆😂😂😭😭😭
Sequel: First guy to be in debt
"Like having a negative amount of money?"
"Oh! the system works."
XD
"He remembers something about Maths!"
"THE SYSTEM WORKS!"
The perfect sequel.
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@@iexposedthisidiotpersononm1935 you’ve already ruined the chain
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@@EEEEEEEE why does your E stays an E when translated but not others?
They celebrated this guy’s academic achievements, they decided.
my na. me is fax
Armamentho hardening
i always love when he says "I decided"
Now we just need to have the “civil war” of the Ryan’s 😆
Hello fellow kirby
"A lot of that stuff you don't really need to know in the real world."
"So why did I have to learn it?"
"Because."
"Fair enough."
I just want to ask something about your pfp.
Why? Why would you do that?
He has a point. That pfp says blue but the color is clearly green.
@@SirNoobWulf Yeah, I know, it's not red enough.
@@blueredingreen it needs more purple
That works!
The genius of Ryan George: even the ads are entertaining. This is the only channel that I don't repeatedly hit skip forward when the "sponsored by" segment comes up.
I think you might like Incognito Mode/Internet Historian, too.
yeah...every other "sponsored by" segments are really boring
Flashgitz does a good job at making sponsored segments interesting too
Same. Can't afford any of them even with his promo codes but maybe some day my college education will result in a good job in my chosen field and I could make more than minimum wage again.
@@kennethnwebb I just found out I missed a sponsored segment and now wish his ads were searchable lol
Graduate Ryan: "And all of this will be free or affordable at least right?"
Other Ryans: "Oh that's adorable..."
Depends where you live, good luck at the birthplace lottery!
In almost all modern countries taxes pay for education and healthcare.
“Oh wait you’re being serious….”
It bothers me how Americans complain about student debt and yet sign up for expensive student loans without thinking, why do they do that and not think about having to pay it back, and why do their parents let them do that? It's not like they were forced by gunpoint to go to college right away if they can't afford it. Also there are scholarships, and Community College, and dual enrollment at some high schools.
@@nake89 That's a great idea for people who choose to homeschool their kids instead of putting them in a one-size-fits-all system to be taught by strangers (nothing against teachers) and still have to pay for other kids' schooling.
"Potentially *CRUSHING* amount of debt" - talk about horror stories.
Debt is just modern slavery with extra steps
@@MrNemitri sorta except debt has been around since like Medieval times in one form or another
Debt is an outdated relic of feudalism
That's only in the US tho.
You spelled "real life" wrong...
"I decided" is the most powerful phrase in the RGCU
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Sometimes "we decided"
You are right.... I decided.
Wow wow wow.. wow
*Thanos:* I am ... inevitable.
*Ryan George:* ...I decided
Let's not forget about sending in resumes where 99% of them end up in the bin without being read.
Right now, that really hurts....
“First guy to get a job but not really”
The Al Gore Rhythm is real.
@H 864 If you have to work a job that is also available to high school students your degree wasn't worth anything in the first place.
It's so arbitrary which ones get thrown out too. It's often more luck than skill.
"This event where you'll sit for hours until someone says your name..."
"I can say my own name"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Finally, someone addressed the dangers of the square hats. Ryan looking out for us all.
He remembered a shape! The system works
That was my fav part 🤣
And once you've spent years listening to the people talk, you can then become one of the people who talks yourself and the cycle continues.
Talkception
That means we need a 1st person to be a father and 1st person to send their kid to school vids now 😂
why talks to yourself instead of other people though...?
Who came first, the talker or the listener?
@@Its__Good The egg.
Academia: “The system works!”
Students: “So, I’m ready for the real world?”
Academia: “Weeeeeellllllllll……”
The real world is what academics usually try to stay out of.
Well yes but NO
It works better later. The longer you don't test that claim.
Don’t you get your own apartment when you’re a grown-up like what houses are a thing why and if they’re all stuck together why is it called apartment
@@raymok5644 shut up 5 year old go back to kindergarten
I love the adstronaut. I’m never gonna buy anything he’s selling but I like listening anyway.
Ryan is the only UA-camr I've come across that makes the add entertaining and makes you want to watch till the end.
@@kevinvorster9777 also Jay Foreman
But Ryan is also great at it because it also doesn't interfere with the sketch
The mangrate.
@@kevinvorster9777 what is this?
@@kevinvorster9777 MandJTV also makes ads really funny
"so how do I pay taxes and get a job?"
"look, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that."
"Ask your parents."
"How do I get experience?"
"Get experience"
"How do I get that?"
"Get a job"
"Dang it" ( Nod with annoyed face")
@@teamofone1219 Well school is generally there to teach you subjects your parents/other relatives/friends can't. Getting a job and paying taxes is something the general population should be familiar with - unlike trigonometry, by the looks of it.
Since all of the constellations are missing the hypotenuse, the Ad-Stronaut clearly needs to go back to school and study more of that triangle stuff, I decided.
As a guy who talks to students for hours and years, I support this!
I'm sure you're a nice guy but I automatically don't like you. Respectfully, of course.
@@Mid-Suavemente If it wasn't him it'd be someone else. Hate the career and system, not the people working the career in the system. Those people are just trying to put food on their table (and some genuinely care about their students and their future)
@@nickcunningham6344 What about the ones that don't care? Can i hate them? Ya know the ones: the pedos, the cultists, the loons, the addicts, and the mercenaries.
@@the_SolLoser well those are just genuinely shitty people. You can hate shitty people for being shitty people. I just don't think anyone should hate a teacher simply for being a teacher
As a person who talks, I support this!
I would be laughing if I wasn't so depressed by the accuracy.
same :')
Me too.
It isn't accurate tho
@@ashmitbajpai390 its super accurate
I'm in my final year and y'all are scaring me
I like that the chalkboard says “hi there hell” in most of the shots.
Perfectly sums up the feeling after graduation.
Pretty sure it was supposed to be "Hi there hello" since that's one of his catchphrases, but you're also not wrong about the comparison XD
@@wolfishpotato6978 he said most of the shot so he knows it
@@wolfishpotato6978 yeah I know what it’s supposed to say-it’s just cut off in a lot of them so it says “hi there hell”.
Whether or not it was intentional is anyone’s guess but considering the amount of work Ryan puts into these videos I’m sure he at least noticed it and decided not to change it 🤷🏻♂️
At least this one doesn't say "Hit her."
I think it’s ..
Hitler halo
Or
Hitler hail
Shows work: hit er ha lo
Got to put some German accent on some of the pronunciation to hear it
These "different" constellations are tight!
That should have been the video.
1:12
"I've never seen a hat like this... and, it's square?"
"Ooooh! He remembers a shape!"
"The system WORKS!"
"Ooooh he remembered a shape!"
"The system works"
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“Are people gonna ask about it?”
“No, probably not.”
So true about a diploma, ouch
Been working with fake degrees for 15 years. Most people never asked to see them.
@@mrrandom1265 can I see them
@@mrrandom1265 thought it was weird that I got hired as a traveling care aide without them even asking to look for my certificate saying I was taught how to do these things -- literally could'a walked in there off of the street and gotten hired to take care of elderly people. Big yikes.
You could ask people to ask for your diploma though.
Sort of like GPA. No one cares you got a 4.0 or even a 2.0. You are both equal in the eyes of HR.
“Hi there Hell.” Speaks volumes to what to expect after graduation.
Networking events.
"You'll stick a piece ofpaper on your shirt. It'll have your name on it,"
"Oh. That piece of paper you give me on the stage? I guess it makes sense to be showing that to people."
"No, another piece of paper. The fancy one doesn't go on your _shirt._ It goes on your wall!"
"..."
It's actually "Hello"
@@MatrixEXE224 In the one frame, you only partially see the chalkboard and it makes it appear as though it is instead saying "Hi there Hell." I have now explained the joke...
@@JackMadness91 I didn't know that's what you meant, my bad
Hi there Hell - this is an oddly fitting spot to crop a background on college
I’m happy to go through the ceremony as long as I don’t have to listen to any more people talking.
Oh, we decided there’s going to be a lot more people talking to you. In fact, we’re going to take the smartest kid in your class and get him to talk to you.
Does he want to talk to me?
Probably not. He was so busy being smart that he didn’t get very popular.
My high school graduation ceremony was the only one I attended (and thankfully, it wasn't too bad). I didn't attend the ceremonies for either my community college graduation or my university graduation. Saved me money on the damn uniforms.
"Will they teach me how to do things like my taxes?"
"No. Not really"
The annoying thing is you don't need to learn that since the government can do it for you instantly but they don't because companies that make money off it like TurboTax lobby Congress not to make that happen
@@eagleleft It's mostly so if you make a mistake, they fix it, or don't (they don't if you pay more than you should).
@@markmurex6559 Made a mistake on my 2019 taxes. They just got around to finding that because the IRS is so backed up. And because the IRS is so slow, I'm forced to pay even more in interest. Funny how I have to give them interest, but they don't give me interest when they hold my money all year and finally give me a return the next year.
@@markmurex6559 They can manage it all automatically and more efficiently. Other countries do this. The US is just money money everywhere and in everything
@@JimmyMon666 the IRS is severely underfunded as well so they can't go after the but tax dodgers. It's all messed up
The melancholic "Dad?" at the end hit me right in the feels. You should have an Oscar for that, I decided.
@@AxxLAfriku it's impossible for you to be the funniest UA-camr, you'd have to be funny. But you're just a sad little troll.
So are you
Except you aren't a troll
@@nathanielredig3957 aw, thanks!
@@mirjanbouma no problem!
2:56 And then you'll get a second paper that says you understood stuff. But unlike the first paper, you'll frame this one, mount it on a wall, and generally act as though many of your peers don't have one just like it. At that point, you can either get an entry level job that will in no way compensate for your crushing debt OR make the listening thing your career by forfeiting your 20s in the pursuit of a third and even a fourth paper.
...30s ...40s
fjsdhakfdj this gets more and more depressing..
Ha. Just your twenties. Ha.
@@MorganMalfoy13 My own ignorance I suppose. I stopped at a bachelor's degree.
Only 35.13% of working Australians have a degree, and 37.5% of Americans.
Ryan George is officially the funniest person to have ever existed.
I just had an idea:
A D&D Bard with extremely high charisma but all the actual roleplay is talking like a Ryan Georgie character
Would definitely be an entertaining character to play
"Hi There Hell" cut off just perfectly. It makes a perhaps not so subtle joke about post graduation.
The surprise at him remembering what a square looks like.
I thought it was gonna be related to the triangle and square fight
The system works!
"And you are going to invite your whole family to come see you."
"And they want to sit hours watching other people's names get called until the few brief minuets where it's my turn?"
"Weirdly: yes."
Strange, right?
@@markmurex6559 Charmed, actually ;)
Christ, a lot of people went to big schools. I can't imagine more than a hundred kids graduating.
I didn't there was only 5 people in my high school that graduated with me we went to a Christian school and there was only 4 more students in my grade
Got this recommended to me right after graduating, I love this channel. :)
This is the first time I have ever sat through a grammarly ad. You did a smashing job with it Adstronaut!
"now, if you'll just follow this guy with a mustache, he will give you the adult orientation"
I love that the board said Hi There Hello. (Also this is the prequel to First Guy To Be An Adulting)
& why were they in a park?! Lol
Hi there hell
I'd love to see a "first person to use currency" thing. "I got these rectangles with pictures on it and now you can't eat unless you have several of these I decided"
"So these are food?"
"No... well, you could eat them, but the rectangles could cut your mouth."
"Ow ow ow."
This is fantastic. I teach geometry and we've been talking about the Pythagorean theorem (which involves the hypotenuse of a triangle) lately. I can't wait to show this to my students
Great touch that he’s wearing the same striped shirt under his gown
Getting poked in the eye by looking upwards after throwing pointy hats in the air is tight!
Is that though? Lol
As a graduation speaker at my high school, I am disappointed that you didn't mention having to listen to one of your peers talk for several minutes about life despite also not being prepared for it.
I always thought that was weird
"Hi there hello, I'm just as baffled and clueless as you all are but I've done a slightly better job of concealing that fact from the people who've been talking at us for the past several years so they've asked me to say a few words to 'inspire' you all or some shiz.
People say that life is like a box of chocolates..."
Lmao, I love the delivery of "crushing amount of debt". Normally the bit would just be him saying it quickly/quietly, like he's speaking fine print. But here, the guy says it using the exact same volume and tone that all the benefits were listed in to try to slip it by. That's genius.
Principal- "Ohh he remembers a shape"
Teacher- "The system works"
Me- I'm ecudated now yaayy
"Oh ho! He remembers a shape!" "The system works!" - the school system in a nutshell
They grow up so fast. I remember when baby Ryan was nightmare fuel.
These Times have aged us all...in dog years or something.
I'm feeling rather dog-yeared.
I’m pretty sure that baby got put in a room for eating a dude
I've listened to hours of HP Lovecraft without cringing that badly.
Blood!
I have a master's degree.
This is all accurate.
Especially the not remembering most of the years of being talked to part.
This is why I’m not going to college. My mom has a bachelor’s degree and my dad has a master’s. Both degrees are just sitting around, both are just expensive pieces of paper that didn’t help my parents get high paying jobs.
I mean yes its mostly useless but the first time a cosnultant comes to the firm you work and tries to sell you funny power point pictures with basic economic principles you can say thanks i had exonomics 101 as well. Thank you that we may spend 2k a day on your invaluable help. :)
If it helps anyone feel better, to be a Structural Engineer, a masters actually does help, some firms basically require it. And I actually learned quite a bit more in my masters than my bachelors. The masters was way more fun, way more directed into what I actually wanted to know, but cost as much in 4 quarters as about 2/3 of my bachelors.
@@kindlin agreed. Master stuff i use often, bachelor things more to be annoyed at other departments for doing stuff horribly wrong :) but if you ask me if i really need all i learned in 18 years school to work mostly woth excel on a daily basis? Probably not. 😅
I’m currently in grad school working on my masters. This video has me questioning all my life decisions as I am both the guy in the gown and scary pointy square hat AND the guy that does all the useless talking.
I don’t think the board saying “HI THERE HELL-“ was a mistake
Oh my Goodness I thought of the same haha
That's the first I notice lol
Ryan, I love you. You make me laugh every time I watch one of your videos, and you're also just a cool person. Thanks for existing and making my life better despite never having met me.
Brilliant, because about 2 weeks ago, I graduated, and it's perfectly accurate.
I'd love to see "The first guy to discover gold."
"I want your house, and I'll give you a bunch of this shiny gravel for it."
These rocks are shiny, and I had to dig a bunch to find them, so that makes them very important, I decided.
The two most powerful words in the Ryan Cinematic Universe:
*I’ve decided.*
Agreed.
I graduate tomorrow. Thank you Ryan. Best gift ever ❤️
Congratulations and good luck!
Best of luck!
Enjoy your strange ritual.
You're amazing. I'm working in community mental health in a pandemic, and you've been getting me through it, cause you're freaking hilarious! Keep it up and ignore trolls n haters!
"HI There. HELLO" Chalkboard.
🤣
Love how the board is cut off so it says "Hi there Hell" and "o"
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And just like that, the day got a little brighter!
Very true
Now comes the fun part:
*Paying off all that debt*
If your parents don’t pay for it I would definitely just go to some free college in europe or something
I just realized they’re all wearing the same cloths they wore in the “First guy to ever open a school” video
I just like the idea of the Graduation Outfit was meant to be worn forever. That's canon in history now I decided.
"I /we decided" is the most powerful phrase in the Ryanverse
"A crushing amount of debt!"
"Wait.. What was that last part-"
This is basically the same experience for every people who graduated still to this day
Well, in my country you don't have to wear a gown or a hat.
@@sashy7360 Same. Plus you have to pass a final scary exam... which will be material for your nightmares for the rest of your life. 😄
@@grumpy9721 uh..yeah, if one doesn't suffer from depression and loses all motivation to be good school..i think I even ditched the English exam one. 🤷♂️
@@grumpy9721 I feel like you are a brit. For me: No exams, no gowns, no hats, no HS diploma. But the last day of school was my birthday, so I won't forget that. If students go the apprenticeship road (70% in CH do) , the last grades don't matter at all. The ones in 8th grade do (you apply for apprenticeship jobs with them).
I love how he makes it seem that he had no breaks in between listening to the guy talking
I like when it’s the brown jacket Ryan speaking it says “Hi there, hell” Pretty much the real world.
"We decided" is the most powerful word ever.
"Dad?!"
Now I want to know more about Ad-stronaut's father and why that constellation looks like him
That ad read was really good. I have to admit "Dad?!" made me laugh harder than the actual sketch...
@@creativedesignation7880 Yeah, who knew I wanted so much jokes about constellations? And now I know I needed those jokes, I decided.
We actually meet him in another ad read
@@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 I guess you could say his dad is interSTELLAR !
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:D
@@cavemanlovesmoke4394 lol = D
"There's going to be a whole other level after the one you just finished"
This definitively sounds like a cult
Congrats, you finally got it, thats why it´s often named the college myth
@@sebas8225 I haven't heard about the "college myth". Care to elaborate?
@@raphaelbelanger6764
Apparently not
We/i decided is Ryans trademark. Love it.
The way u through in social commentary into ur bits without turning down the lighthearted witty banter vibe is incredible and I don’t know how u do it
I'm literally about to buy my cap and gown for college and was thinking how they are the most ridiculous outfits ever - glad we can all agree this is a weird tradition.
Not sure which is cheaper in the long run......cap and gown, or a wedding dress?
The ceremony is just as "super boring, very much an inconvenience" as described.
Should you not enjoy having to "sit in a room" for a long time, you may want to skip straight to getting people "all the way off your back" about the ceremony, and have a party!
Enjoy your strange ritual.
@@ericbambach3222 Nobody has to go to graduation🤷♀️
Ryan's attention to detail is ASTOUNDING - he even made sure the Ad-stronaut's email fit into the Ryan-verse, "kinda maybe". lol
you just made me watch an ad I already skipped, I am both angry and oddly impressed.
As a European, this is exactly how I imagine graduation is in America
Same here. I really don't understand Americans...
What about other countries
As an American, your imagination is exactly correct
What’s graduating like where you’re from?
It LITERALLY is just like this. I went to a trade school for my high school years. When I got my diploma and "certificate"...well it was the first time I heard a lot of the things they where gonna teach me.
The ad-stronaut is the only youtube promotion I ever watch. So insightful!
Not gonna lie, he makes even the ads awesome so hence why I stay and watch em. Love the creativity.
"He remembered a shape!"
"The system works."
LOL. Sure. Of course it does.
“The first thing you gotta do after listening to us for years, is put a gown on we decided”
E
"Wait, he actually put it on? And the dumb square hat?!"
"Yep"
"Holy shit! Lets take a picture before he figures out it's a prank!"
"He remembers square!"
"The systems work!"
Sums up modern civilization
He remembered a shape!
The moment I knew I would give this video a thumbs up.
The first 20 seconds actually motivate me, making it seem so easy like it's just listening and proving u were listening. TY
Already liked before playing.... Because Ryan always hits the right spot 😊😊😉
Hol up.
Ryan George is the only UA-camr that makes me want to listen to his ad sponsorships
I love that the blackboard says "Hi there hello" best detail ever
i didn't go to either of my graduations.. glad to know what the experience is like
Been watching Ryan for years and despite its popularity it’s still criminally underrated. Maybe listening to other Ryans talk for a couple of years will help solve that issue?
Who in their right mind would dislike this work of genius
people who remembered all the talking they heard and actually managed to do something with it.
Well now you'll never know.
@@thomasneal9291 The talking about talking so that people can talk better?
The funniest part about this is that it applies to both high school and undergraduate graduation
And PhD
From now on I will need to bring up hypotenuse in every dinner conversation
What about a hyperpoteneuse?
The only man who's end of video ads I not only don't skip, but actually look forward to
the fact that the subscribers are complementing the video with accurate humour and situations is amazing, I decided
As someone who graduated earlier this year, I loved this lmaoo
This man is one of the funniest youtubers
I never thought I’d be happy to see sponsered ads in my UA-cam videos but here when it shows up at the end it’s like ‘woohoo, more content!’
Your ad reads are as high-quality as your own content and I love them.