The First Guy To Ever Win An Award
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Ryan deserves a shiny thing for this channel I've decided.
and I agree
I to, have decided this.
He earned a shiny rectangle UA-cam decided.
@@jennab.7421 He should get more, I decided UA-cam should have decided.
Yes definitely I agree with you I decided
“Our three beautiful children, and our two ugly ones” had me laughing hysterically
"Blood"
We all know how little boys looks in Ryan verse. I woudn't call them beautiful even if I was the mother.
same as soon as he said it I burst out laughing. I was not expecting it at all
It’s genius, and also so obvious, it makes you wonder why nobody has thought of it before.
@@mborok ikr
Such a brave stance Todd took. It’s about time that someone had the courage to stand up and say “I’m against those things that everybody hates.”
Celebrities are so brave
@@LuisSierra42 Very brave.
@@amandapanda5087 And stunning.
They are so brave they just appear in everyone's weird box at home
Now, I respect Todd, I think he's a good man but quite frankly I agree with everything he just said
“People who I decided decide this kind of thing I decided.” What a beautiful sentence.
Billy deserved the shiny thing for his role in The Detective Who's Awful At His Job. That final scene where he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day had me in tears.
SPOILERS BRO
@@ZSam0420 mad cuz bad+angry salty kid=Bad angry salty kid+Dads belt
this is a joke of course
Which Billy? That's confusing.
@@CaptChrispy Billy!
@@CaptChrispy billy, duh
"All names are made up." This line deserves the Gold Pineapple award.
I agree, James Gunn should totally get it for writing that line for Thor in Infinity War.
Stated the TRUTH ..
"Gold Pineapple Award" You Mean The Shiny Thing
@@JackDManheim It's possible that someone made the joke thousands of years ago. We'll never know.
@@Kineticboy2K1 yea exactly, the joke is so easy to come up with
I cried a little when Todd mentioned some things in the world are not good. So thrilling to see that someone cares. Probably some people are going to do things about the bad things now, so that they aren't as bad, or even cease to occur at all, if possible. It's a historical moment. He really brought awareness about the bad things. That's the first step.
And if more people are aware, and some people are probably going to do something about it now, then all of us can relax a little and just let them. I feel better already.
@@TitularHeroine it's very relieving. But we can all also do something, like joining Todd in pointing out the bad things, like with tweets with hashtags like #stopthebadthings, #ImwithToddregardingthebadthings. Maybe even change our avatars to fit with the "no more bad things" message. It's really not that hard to do that, and it also makes us feel good, as it kind of feels as if we're helping to solve the bad things somehow. And shows we're good people, who oppose the bad things, that's also something that feels nice.
@@petitio_principii I Know! Just today I felt so good about it that I felt like it was okay to make a thing worse, because if I felt good about feeling better about two things, who cares if I didn't care about only one thing! The scales are tipping toward a better world!! And all because-- I decided!
@@TitularHeroine and also we can ruin peoples lives if they disagree with us on bad things I decided!
but I mean we can't just forget the 0th step
“All names are made up” he’s got a point 😂
I know my Username says otherwise but I've decided my name is "sofa"
They've got a whole department for it actually
@@Unlimited_Powah My name is "Eh".
Ryan has a clever way of pointing out the ridiculous quirks within society. He deserves a shiny thing! Hands down one of the best channels on UA-cam...cracks me up 🤣😂
He has shiny play buttons
You deserve a like I decided.
He deserves a shiny plaque fron the website that he's on
He should get a golden pineapple, because why not?
"I thought the losers could have some hope right up until the very last second. I thought that might be a fun thing to do." LOL!
Crys in lewandoski
The best joke was near the end of the ad read
lol. I never thought of it that way. That makes the shows even worse. At least at your boring graduation you are guaranteed to get something for your hard work before you leave.
"So you have an award for me"
"Yes sir I do!"
Brilliant 👏
wowowowowowowow ... ...wow
3:21 "Thank you to my wife and our three beautiful children, and our two ugly ones" killed me
Ryan: "That name was made up-"
Todd: "Well, all names are made up."
*I mean he has a point*
I died, I decided.
Of course he has a point - he's the first guy to come up with names!
Ryan channeling Thor for a second.
that line caught me so offguard
No mine was mathematically derived, and has been through extensive peer review.
"And the 2 ugly ones"
It's the little jokes in these that really complete the videos
Hell yes
Actually bust with loud laughter at that
The detective whos bad at his job was really funny too
@@emuliusv all his vids are elite
Ryan has a rare sense of humor
You missed the best joke by not watching the full ad read
3:50 "I got a slide show of dead people I want to get to."
"OMG!"
"It's pictures from when they were alive."
😄😄
Being someone who's name is Jarfny I'm glad we're finally getting the representation we deserve
😂😂😂
Lol
here's a shiny thing for you too jarfny 🏆
I can see from your username you're actually just another Billy in disguise.
“Some things in the world are not good, and I think they should be."
The most inspirational quote of the year, he should win another shiny thing for that.
What does he mean by that? I am confused...
@@ZuerstJesus Like all the people who get the Oscar, or any other shiny thing, they love to say something like this. About some world problems: There is a world. There is a problem in the world. And we all today should be more attentive to that problem. Thank you mom and dad. Thank you God. Good bye.
So close, yet completely missing " we should do something about that"
Which idk if they'd ever say
@@thomasw4422 @Wolfgang A
OK. Thank you for these explanations! Now I understand the sentence:
Some things are bad (for example: There are many people dying because of hunger) and I think it should be good (the hunger in the world should stop and people have enough to eat).
We could call it the Noble Shiny Thing (because it was so noble not after some guy named Nobel).
Someone needs to make a supercut of all the times characters in the Ryanverse "decide" something.
Thankyou to our three beautiful children, and our two ugly ones.
:D
Somehow this is better than going to actual reward events
He should do reward events next.
That's why celebrities barely go to award shows
@@LXW-Arts lmao
I was hoping for the "there isn't enough food here"
of course it is, it doesn't last for 18 hours
That Uber driver should get a shiny thing for 'Best Shortcut That People Weren't Sure Was Going To Work Out But It Actually Did"
I just appreciate that the Uber driver stuck around to see him get the award.
"Detective Who’s Awful At His Job"😆
Congratulations to Todd, I was thinking for years he deserved an award for all of the great work that he does and he finally got one.
People wanted to show a person’s professional worth through a shiny thing, they decided.
Thats a good one I decided
I will like your comment, I decided.
That you can buy off E-Bay for $50.
And now they can charge more becuse the shiny thing means they are good at their job
I'm really surprised the guy with the fancy mustache didn't win, he is obviously the authority.
I know, right?
I think his name was Billy?
It was because of racism and sexism that they didn't win.
@@candycover Are you okay over there?
@@carolyntalbot947 Yes. that was a joke. I was commenting on stuff like the oscars so white.
The detective that isn't good at his job should win an Oscar.😁
You cant win people anymore they put you in a room for that
"Thanks to my three beautiful children... and my two ugly ones." --I lost it. Freaking hilarious!
“My favorite show, Detective Who’s Awful At His Job!”
“I… I don’t know who did it.”
absolutely slayed me
same!!!
The only ad you'd want to watch
@@thatkindcoder7510 It even adds to the rewatch value of his videos
"Fingerprints?! That just seems inappro- Of what country?!" was the one that got me XD
@@UltromanTheTacoman I still didn't get that one tbh
“Why did you invite all of us then?”
“I was hoping the losers could have hope until the very last second”
😂😂😂 Ryan how do you think of this stuff
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He just watched the oscars lol
reminds me of those award assemblies in high school. Did anyone else ever have those?
Observing the world.
"There's also gonna be a nominee who slaps a rock on the stage I've decided"
"Dang it!"
"Ahh!"
"Argh!!!"
"Ahhhh F***!"
I feel like more people would watch the Oscars if they could show how they actually feel 😂
Ryan is the physical embodiment of comedy. His powers include: Unlimited comedic skill, magic creation of sets and costumes, and mitosis.
Mitosis😂😂😂
He literally lives in a universe where everyone looks the same but no one seems to notice. Does that include the females or do they really reproduce by mitosis in that universe? We need answers I decided!
@@andyharris3084 if we assume all the Ryan George videos occur in the same universe we know there are people who look different. The first couple to get married/divorced collab with Julie nolke proves that, plus the shirts with faces of actors. I can't remember which one but one of the pitch meetings states that scriptwriter guy grew up in a family with 7000 identical siblings so I assume the world is divided into just a few groups of nearly identical people and it's a coincidence that we mostly see Ryan georges.
@@stephenkenny9093 that’s assuming the collab and Screen Rant videos are indeed in the same universe.
@@andyharris3084 true. The shirts with actors faces do occur in non-ScreenRant videos though. Off the top of my head in the 'How fruits got their names' video one of the people wears an eric bana t-shirt.
"Some things in this world are not good and I think that they should be." He's so right. I like things that are less bad more than things that are worse.
I feel inspired to follow my dreams and I think that detective who's really bad at their job would be a thing I'm really good at.
if a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live
After reading this, my impression of you is that you would be good at being bad at a lot of things. I mean a LOT of things.
I think we can revolutionize the protest banner industry by just printing this from now on for every occasion.
I agree with you I decided.
Things that are less bad in the world are tight.
"If i had friends this would be great news" I can't help but feel this one came from the heart
2:50 that's the kind of humor I came here for
"Do we all agree that this shiny thing is valuable?"
"No."
"That sounded like most people, congrats on the valuable shiny thing."
Well okay then
That no had me weak
“Well then the rest of this ceremony just got pretty awkward.”
"People who I decided decide this kind of thing I decided."
Understanding that was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
“Thank you to are three beautiful children and our two ugly ones.” This had me dying! I mean I know it was acting, but you said it so casually! 🤣🤣🤣😆😆
This should be compulsory viewing during every Oscar's, Grammy's and Golden Globes ceremony.
I'd really like to see Ryan as a detective who's awful at his job
In the meantime there is this one: ua-cam.com/video/UEZ292cXkHo/v-deo.html
“Thank you to my wife, my three beautiful children, and the two ugly ones” 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@Joseph Breguet it took me a minute to realize what your profile picture was
Detective who's terrible at his job needs a series of his own.
I laughed so hard, Ryan is a genius
The “thanks to my 3 beautiful children and the 2 ugly ones” got me good
I strongly recommend to watch 'Detective who is awful at his job', Todd does an incredible job as the main character. He totaly deserves that award i decided.
I would definitely watch at least six seasons of it before forgetting about it completely.
Sometimes people mix them up but that's actually Billy. Not Billy, but Billy.
award? What's that for a weird word? You mean like "a ward" like prison? That's seems inappropriate. I feel like a shiny thing would be better.
@@Shuizid oh yeah, yeah, yeah..my bad.
I found Todd completely convincing in that role.
"Thank you to my wife and our three beautiful children -- and our two ugly ones!"
LOL!!! I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when he said that!
Right I did not see that coming lol
You missed the best joke lol. Too impatient
I was unfortunately...
you're not used to jokes are ya now
what?
When you have to clap politely despite your disappointment because it’s a classy event
0:25 I love that golden pineapple. I gotta find out where he got that. 😆
"Detective who's awful at his job"
Make it!
I want more of “Detective Who’s Awful At His Job” lol
"Finger prince??" LOL! Took me a couple viewings to get that one.
Thank you. I didn't get it when I watched the video.
Isnt that joke from animaniacs lol
@@FlusteredBushStudios from 25 years ago. they got away with a lot back then..
Would that be the artist formerly known as Prince?
@@FlusteredBushStudios Good night, everybody!
This video has drastically changed how my day was going. It wasn't doing so good, but now it's worse in a good way. Thanks, man.
You need to do a full sketch of "detective that is awful at it's job"
I would honestly love an award show where the losers don’t hide their disappointment 😂
I think that's the reason so many are boozed up on those shows, so they can appear being ok not winning.
Well Kanye does it for things. N Rickey Gervais shows his dissapointment for EVERYONE there!!
Joey tribbiani
Hopefully Ryan does win an Oscar or something in the future. He's more than earned it.
I can’t wait for UA-camrs to be considered to be real celebrity’s
only after "The first man to wrestle a bear".....if you get my meaning
A Webby or Streamy at the very least.
I want to see him host.
@@iMisanthrope Wow wow wow.... wow
"Fingerprints? That seems inappro... of what country?"
Mwaah! Good night everybody!
Detective Who's Awful At His Job is like Columbo, but without the "There is just one more thing" gimmick.
Or Hellboy, "Greatest Paranormal Detective!", when in the comics he usually just falls through a floor and there's a monster there.
Words cannot describe how badly I need more of "Detective who's awful at his job". Actually I think that did just fine, more of that please.
that's a show i can get behind
That could be the next netflix hit
College Humor's 'Badman' in a nutshell lol
The way this combines satire and nonsense is flawless. Pure brilliance
Ryan deserves a shiny little thing. Bravo
“Ok. Thank you my Uber driver” Man! ahahahahahahahaha
"All names are made up"
Once again, Ryan is brilliantly right and wrong at the same time.
I fail to see how he's wrong
How is he wrong?
@@keelanelder2946 cause nowadays almost all names are copies of other names
But some names are recently made up.
They're still made up names one way or another
The word "decided" is the most powerful word in the Ryan George Cinematic Universe, I decided.
You missed one of your clones making a bad joke and then getting punched by another clone
"No, you all stay and listen to him"
🤣
I love how Ryan never runs out of ideas and each video is as funny as when I watched him for the first time. Thanks for helping me get through depression man
We should get a video with all the first guy to… it would be funny
Fun fact : The Nobel Peace Prize only exist because the guy who invented it didn't want to be remembered for inventing Dynamite.
Fun fact: That is just speculation, no one actually knows why he wanted a peace prize, nor does anyone actually know why it was to be given in Norway instead of Sweden.
@@strappedwithkrylon horrible histories is known to be accurate and they taught myself and many other people this fact.
Every Nobel prices were created for that reason. Thought the reasonning behind the different categories are not quite known. We can mostly take educated guesses/speculate for those
If only he knew how important dynamite is in construction as well as destruction and demolition.
Actually he owned Bofors, which is an armaments company that made cannon/weapons and various explosives and chemicals. Dynamite was an explosive for non-military/peaceful applications(mining and construction) compared to the others he invented /made.
Bofors still makes cannons and chemicals. Though it is now split -up and owned by many corporations
"Some things in the world are not good and I think they should be." I felt that.
0:53 this is gonna be a difficult moment for the *MaJoRiTy* of us
The political speech and people’s responses to it were perfect
“So brave”
“That might make a difference maybe.”
😂
…”and our two ugly ones” 😂🤣😂
I'm glad Melinda finally got the recognition she deserves!
"I feel like I've lost control of thing"
How many times have I seen the M.C. with that look on their face?!! 🤣 LMAO
“People who decided decide this kind of thing I decided” 😂😂💀
"All names are made up." Truer words have never been spoken. Thank you, Todd. 👏 👏 👏
This getting recommended after that slap is tight
Thank you Ryan for making this hollow black void of futility feel like it means something for a few minutes
"Who decides it?"
"People who I decided decide this kind of thing I decided."
Brilliant!
"Some things in the world are not good and I think that they should be" - Todd
"and our two ugly ones"😭
The density of the jokes make these videos so rewatchable! "Finger Prince" lol
Ryan George is the only youtube entertainer where when he says "stick around to the end of the video for more about [sponsor]," I stick around because the ad is also hilarious.
THIS! ^
"And our 2 ugly ones" that one had me crying
"Some things in the world are not good, and I think that they should be!"
I have never heard such brave words. Teared me up!
Jarfney.......freaking love that guy.
Just putting this out there, "Detective whose awful at his job" would be a fantastic new series. You could run down Detective/TV Tropes.
Watch The Pink Panther movies
"There ya go, polite clapping but under the surface we can see that you're in pain." lmao
I'm thankful for my 3 beautiful children and my 2 ugly ones. Haha
“Some things in the world are not good and I think that they should be”
-Ryan George 2022
The only thing missing from this video is a couple Ricky Gervais-style quips about celebrities.
That goes in the video "The first guy who understands how trite it is for an industry to give itself awards yet who has mysteriously been allowed to host an industry award show" it's one of Ryan's longer titles.
Ohhh that's something I'm not gonna touch. Maybe ask a celebrity to touch it for you, I heard some of them like to touch.
@@ElJohnerino 🤣😂🤣
@@ElJohnerino Oh, celebrities touching things is tight!
"People who I decided decide this kinda thing I decided" no way he didnt mess that up like 10 times
He didn't, I decided.
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He's thanking way too much.
My salute to Todd, for winning this very important shiny thing. Such a good receiver of very important shiny things. Such a grateful, happy and brave person.
You know, I'm glad we have Ryan to talk about these events as they really are. I never thought about the real nature of these events, devastating, sad, disappointing, frustrating, and cruel. Thanks Ryan :D
This series is putting humanity in such a bad light and making us seem petty and stupid
@@ruohonleikkaaja it's just a joke mate. And who's gonna think of us based on these videos? Pretty sure animals can't understand these
Lol I fully agree (with the part about Ryan pointing out exactly how trivial and arbitrary many things we accept as "standard normal" truly are) 😆 🤣 lol
They get to go to the big dinner party and the after parties and get consolation party bags full of ludicrously expensive stuff.
@@Deinobi the alien with the Adstronaut will. 😋
Honestly your comedic style is super refreshing. Its over-observant and satirical but it really dissects our societal norms to help you see them through a different lens. 10/10, comedic genius.
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I think he should win some kind of shiny thing for it, what do you think?
When he said “and our two ugly ones” made me laugh 😂
“I'm thankful to my wife and our three beautiful children......AND our two ugly ones” 😆😅🤣 Ryan George is about to answer the question......"Can someone die from laughing too hard?" Because holy cow that almost killed me. 😂
By far one THE best First Guy to Ever..sketches. It was a non stop laugh riot!
I was hoping Todd would thank Billy.
Not the three you're thinking of, the one who helped Todd become good at the thing he's good at.
"that's really gonna change some things I think" ahahahaaa