The First Guy To Ever Win An Award

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  • @RyanGeorge
    @RyanGeorge  3 роки тому +1052

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  • @ClintsReptiles
    @ClintsReptiles 3 роки тому +17330

    Ryan deserves a shiny thing for this channel I've decided.

  • @RichardDemsick
    @RichardDemsick 3 роки тому +6143

    “Our three beautiful children, and our two ugly ones” had me laughing hysterically

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ 3 роки тому +111

      "Blood"

    • @akanesaotome5924
      @akanesaotome5924 3 роки тому +229

      We all know how little boys looks in Ryan verse. I woudn't call them beautiful even if I was the mother.

    • @gingerpenguin949
      @gingerpenguin949 3 роки тому +68

      same as soon as he said it I burst out laughing. I was not expecting it at all

    • @mborok
      @mborok 3 роки тому +70

      It’s genius, and also so obvious, it makes you wonder why nobody has thought of it before.

    • @gingerpenguin949
      @gingerpenguin949 3 роки тому +11

      @@mborok ikr

  • @unclecreepy4185
    @unclecreepy4185 3 роки тому +2035

    Such a brave stance Todd took. It’s about time that someone had the courage to stand up and say “I’m against those things that everybody hates.”

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 2 роки тому +88

      Celebrities are so brave

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 2 роки тому +31

      @@LuisSierra42 Very brave.

    • @hereticdude2788
      @hereticdude2788 2 роки тому +28

      @@amandapanda5087 And stunning.

    • @havefuntazarasu5367
      @havefuntazarasu5367 2 роки тому +21

      They are so brave they just appear in everyone's weird box at home

    • @V1489Cygni
      @V1489Cygni 2 роки тому +39

      Now, I respect Todd, I think he's a good man but quite frankly I agree with everything he just said

  • @persianking44
    @persianking44 3 роки тому +4147

    Billy deserved the shiny thing for his role in The Detective Who's Awful At His Job. That final scene where he did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day had me in tears.

    • @ZSam0420
      @ZSam0420 3 роки тому +165

      SPOILERS BRO

    • @BluePlant
      @BluePlant 3 роки тому +27

      @@ZSam0420 mad cuz bad+angry salty kid=Bad angry salty kid+Dads belt
      this is a joke of course

    • @CaptChrispy
      @CaptChrispy 3 роки тому +62

      Which Billy? That's confusing.

    • @thegunguy0
      @thegunguy0 3 роки тому +61

      @@CaptChrispy Billy!

    • @Gyropop
      @Gyropop 3 роки тому +46

      @@CaptChrispy billy, duh

  • @EricJacobusOfficial
    @EricJacobusOfficial 3 роки тому +5306

    "All names are made up." This line deserves the Gold Pineapple award.

    • @92brunod
      @92brunod 3 роки тому +128

      I agree, James Gunn should totally get it for writing that line for Thor in Infinity War.

    • @leonardowijayanto8769
      @leonardowijayanto8769 3 роки тому +9

      Stated the TRUTH ..

    • @ohshootaratmcmuffinstiengh4857
      @ohshootaratmcmuffinstiengh4857 3 роки тому +51

      "Gold Pineapple Award" You Mean The Shiny Thing

    • @Kineticboy2K1
      @Kineticboy2K1 3 роки тому +47

      @@JackDManheim It's possible that someone made the joke thousands of years ago. We'll never know.

    • @sbombfitness
      @sbombfitness 3 роки тому +3

      @@Kineticboy2K1 yea exactly, the joke is so easy to come up with

  • @calebklingerman7902
    @calebklingerman7902 2 роки тому +289

    “People who I decided decide this kind of thing I decided.” What a beautiful sentence.

    • @different_stuff
      @different_stuff 5 місяців тому

      kamala harris wouldn't say it better

    • @swan_flute12
      @swan_flute12 Місяць тому

      I’m on the bus and it was so painful not to laugh out loud at this

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 3 роки тому +1678

    "I thought the losers could have some hope right up until the very last second. I thought that might be a fun thing to do." LOL!

    • @suecli8131
      @suecli8131 3 роки тому +5

      Crys in lewandoski

    • @harryosborne8215
      @harryosborne8215 3 роки тому +6

      The best joke was near the end of the ad read

    • @Kattywagon29
      @Kattywagon29 3 роки тому +15

      lol. I never thought of it that way. That makes the shows even worse. At least at your boring graduation you are guaranteed to get something for your hard work before you leave.

  • @Daypark14
    @Daypark14 3 роки тому +677

    “Some things in the world are not good, and I think they should be."
    The most inspirational quote of the year, he should win another shiny thing for that.

    • @ZuerstJesus
      @ZuerstJesus 3 роки тому

      What does he mean by that? I am confused...

    • @Wolfgang_A
      @Wolfgang_A 3 роки тому +9

      @@ZuerstJesus Like all the people who get the Oscar, or any other shiny thing, they love to say something like this. About some world problems: There is a world. There is a problem in the world. And we all today should be more attentive to that problem. Thank you mom and dad. Thank you God. Good bye.

    • @1TW1-m5i
      @1TW1-m5i 3 роки тому +2

      So close, yet completely missing " we should do something about that"
      Which idk if they'd ever say

    • @ZuerstJesus
      @ZuerstJesus 3 роки тому +5

      @@1TW1-m5i @Wolfgang A
      OK. Thank you for these explanations! Now I understand the sentence:
      Some things are bad (for example: There are many people dying because of hunger) and I think it should be good (the hunger in the world should stop and people have enough to eat).

    • @XanderHarris1023
      @XanderHarris1023 3 роки тому +1

      We could call it the Noble Shiny Thing (because it was so noble not after some guy named Nobel).

  • @petitio_principii
    @petitio_principii 3 роки тому +782

    I cried a little when Todd mentioned some things in the world are not good. So thrilling to see that someone cares. Probably some people are going to do things about the bad things now, so that they aren't as bad, or even cease to occur at all, if possible. It's a historical moment. He really brought awareness about the bad things. That's the first step.

    • @TitularHeroine
      @TitularHeroine 3 роки тому +28

      And if more people are aware, and some people are probably going to do something about it now, then all of us can relax a little and just let them. I feel better already.

    • @petitio_principii
      @petitio_principii 3 роки тому +31

      @@TitularHeroine it's very relieving. But we can all also do something, like joining Todd in pointing out the bad things, like with tweets with hashtags like #stopthebadthings, #ImwithToddregardingthebadthings. Maybe even change our avatars to fit with the "no more bad things" message. It's really not that hard to do that, and it also makes us feel good, as it kind of feels as if we're helping to solve the bad things somehow. And shows we're good people, who oppose the bad things, that's also something that feels nice.

    • @TitularHeroine
      @TitularHeroine 3 роки тому +7

      @@petitio_principii I Know! Just today I felt so good about it that I felt like it was okay to make a thing worse, because if I felt good about feeling better about two things, who cares if I didn't care about only one thing! The scales are tipping toward a better world!! And all because-- I decided!

    • @bigshortstop1931
      @bigshortstop1931 3 роки тому +15

      @@TitularHeroine and also we can ruin peoples lives if they disagree with us on bad things I decided!

    • @rowboat10
      @rowboat10 2 роки тому +6

      but I mean we can't just forget the 0th step

  • @daniellepreyar
    @daniellepreyar 3 роки тому +2368

    Ryan has a clever way of pointing out the ridiculous quirks within society. He deserves a shiny thing! Hands down one of the best channels on UA-cam...cracks me up 🤣😂

  • @shawnjones99
    @shawnjones99 3 роки тому +329

    That Uber driver should get a shiny thing for 'Best Shortcut That People Weren't Sure Was Going To Work Out But It Actually Did"

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 3 роки тому +16

      I just appreciate that the Uber driver stuck around to see him get the award.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 7 місяців тому

      ​@@greywolf7577Yes that was very supportive of the Uber Driver.
      Best SupportingvDriver?
      Also for best Big Evening Event Music.

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 2 місяці тому

      And for playing music

  • @bobbyshores
    @bobbyshores 3 роки тому +80

    3:21 "Thank you to my wife and our three beautiful children, and our two ugly ones" killed me

  • @carolyntalbot947
    @carolyntalbot947 3 роки тому +1332

    I'm really surprised the guy with the fancy mustache didn't win, he is obviously the authority.

    • @biirbio
      @biirbio 3 роки тому +18

      I know, right?

    • @victoriamaybury7532
      @victoriamaybury7532 3 роки тому +23

      I think his name was Billy?

    • @candycover
      @candycover 3 роки тому +14

      It was because of racism and sexism that they didn't win.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 3 роки тому +2

      @@candycover Are you okay over there?

    • @candycover
      @candycover 3 роки тому +4

      @@carolyntalbot947 Yes. that was a joke. I was commenting on stuff like the oscars so white.

  • @anabelle6312
    @anabelle6312 3 роки тому +210

    “All names are made up” he’s got a point 😂

    • @Unlimited_Powah
      @Unlimited_Powah 2 роки тому +4

      I know my Username says otherwise but I've decided my name is "sofa"

    • @plumeria1985
      @plumeria1985 Рік тому +3

      They've got a whole department for it actually

    • @SillierPutty
      @SillierPutty 8 місяців тому

      @@Unlimited_Powah My name is "Eh".

  • @samvsmedia8680
    @samvsmedia8680 3 роки тому +561

    "And the 2 ugly ones"
    It's the little jokes in these that really complete the videos

    • @Rogue_Sniper
      @Rogue_Sniper 3 роки тому

      Hell yes

    • @chrisvid8424
      @chrisvid8424 3 роки тому +6

      Actually bust with loud laughter at that

    • @emuliusv
      @emuliusv 3 роки тому +2

      The detective whos bad at his job was really funny too

    • @Blades_00
      @Blades_00 3 роки тому

      @@emuliusv all his vids are elite
      Ryan has a rare sense of humor

    • @harryosborne8215
      @harryosborne8215 3 роки тому +1

      You missed the best joke by not watching the full ad read

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R 3 роки тому +613

    People wanted to show a person’s professional worth through a shiny thing, they decided.

    • @JBproductions.
      @JBproductions. 3 роки тому +10

      Thats a good one I decided

    • @sandeepbarua1926
      @sandeepbarua1926 3 роки тому +9

      I will like your comment, I decided.

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 3 роки тому +1

      That you can buy off E-Bay for $50.

    • @trla6505
      @trla6505 3 роки тому +1

      And now they can charge more becuse the shiny thing means they are good at their job

  • @JDSG360
    @JDSG360 2 роки тому +105

    "So you have an award for me"
    "Yes sir I do!"

    • @Can_non69
      @Can_non69 Рік тому +2

      Brilliant 👏

    • @roketonkun
      @roketonkun 9 місяців тому +1

      wowowowowowowow ... ...wow

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 7 місяців тому

      Best ProducerGuy of a Short Comedy Social Video?

  • @CharmingSelfie
    @CharmingSelfie 3 роки тому +552

    Ryan: "That name was made up-"
    Todd: "Well, all names are made up."
    *I mean he has a point*

    • @ubbeus
      @ubbeus 3 роки тому +17

      I died, I decided.

    • @jamielondon6436
      @jamielondon6436 3 роки тому +12

      Of course he has a point - he's the first guy to come up with names!

    • @rileyxsko
      @rileyxsko 3 роки тому +6

      Ryan channeling Thor for a second.

    • @turtly4360
      @turtly4360 3 роки тому +5

      that line caught me so offguard

    • @waldoman7
      @waldoman7 3 роки тому +5

      No mine was mathematically derived, and has been through extensive peer review.

  • @KingGuy
    @KingGuy 3 роки тому +1739

    Somehow this is better than going to actual reward events

    • @Studeb
      @Studeb 3 роки тому +15

      He should do reward events next.

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts 3 роки тому +5

      That's why celebrities barely go to award shows

    • @KingGuy
      @KingGuy 3 роки тому +1

      @@LXW-Arts lmao

    • @trla6505
      @trla6505 3 роки тому +4

      I was hoping for the "there isn't enough food here"

    • @San-lh8us
      @San-lh8us 3 роки тому +9

      of course it is, it doesn't last for 18 hours

  • @rome8180
    @rome8180 3 роки тому +86

    Someone needs to make a supercut of all the times characters in the Ryanverse "decide" something.

  • @grantnatalie8439
    @grantnatalie8439 3 роки тому +680

    “My favorite show, Detective Who’s Awful At His Job!”
    “I… I don’t know who did it.”
    absolutely slayed me

    • @gloriousgospel8
      @gloriousgospel8 3 роки тому +3

      same!!!

    • @thatkindcoder7510
      @thatkindcoder7510 3 роки тому +4

      The only ad you'd want to watch

    • @gloriousgospel8
      @gloriousgospel8 3 роки тому +5

      @@thatkindcoder7510 It even adds to the rewatch value of his videos

    • @UltromanTheTacoman
      @UltromanTheTacoman 3 роки тому +3

      "Fingerprints?! That just seems inappro- Of what country?!" was the one that got me XD

    • @gloriousgospel8
      @gloriousgospel8 3 роки тому +1

      @@UltromanTheTacoman I still didn't get that one tbh

  • @rascalcreeper3472
    @rascalcreeper3472 3 роки тому +413

    Ryan is the physical embodiment of comedy. His powers include: Unlimited comedic skill, magic creation of sets and costumes, and mitosis.

    • @sweetfreeze5528
      @sweetfreeze5528 3 роки тому +7

      Mitosis😂😂😂

    • @andyharris3084
      @andyharris3084 3 роки тому +2

      He literally lives in a universe where everyone looks the same but no one seems to notice. Does that include the females or do they really reproduce by mitosis in that universe? We need answers I decided!

    • @stephenkenny9093
      @stephenkenny9093 3 роки тому +3

      @@andyharris3084 if we assume all the Ryan George videos occur in the same universe we know there are people who look different. The first couple to get married/divorced collab with Julie nolke proves that, plus the shirts with faces of actors. I can't remember which one but one of the pitch meetings states that scriptwriter guy grew up in a family with 7000 identical siblings so I assume the world is divided into just a few groups of nearly identical people and it's a coincidence that we mostly see Ryan georges.

    • @andyharris3084
      @andyharris3084 3 роки тому +1

      @@stephenkenny9093 that’s assuming the collab and Screen Rant videos are indeed in the same universe.

    • @stephenkenny9093
      @stephenkenny9093 3 роки тому

      @@andyharris3084 true. The shirts with actors faces do occur in non-ScreenRant videos though. Off the top of my head in the 'How fruits got their names' video one of the people wears an eric bana t-shirt.

  • @maximilianoayala2748
    @maximilianoayala2748 21 день тому +1

    4:40 “Some things in the world are not good and I think that they should be” Inspiring words for all generations to come

  • @pangolinsarecool
    @pangolinsarecool 3 роки тому +68

    "People who I decided decide this kind of thing I decided."
    Understanding that was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @TitularHeroine
    @TitularHeroine 3 роки тому +1148

    "Some things in this world are not good and I think that they should be." He's so right. I like things that are less bad more than things that are worse.
    I feel inspired to follow my dreams and I think that detective who's really bad at their job would be a thing I'm really good at.

    • @xxomri1993
      @xxomri1993 3 роки тому +16

      if a lot of people loved each other, the world would be a better place to live

    • @christopherlewis1315
      @christopherlewis1315 3 роки тому +14

      After reading this, my impression of you is that you would be good at being bad at a lot of things. I mean a LOT of things.

    • @peterzerfass4609
      @peterzerfass4609 3 роки тому +10

      I think we can revolutionize the protest banner industry by just printing this from now on for every occasion.

    • @1516Spinola6040
      @1516Spinola6040 3 роки тому +7

      I agree with you I decided.

    • @pllpsy665
      @pllpsy665 3 роки тому +7

      Things that are less bad in the world are tight.

  • @loganroy3381
    @loganroy3381 3 роки тому +24

    Congratulations to Todd, I was thinking for years he deserved an award for all of the great work that he does and he finally got one.

  • @OrCarmi
    @OrCarmi 3 роки тому +386

    The way this combines satire and nonsense is flawless. Pure brilliance

  • @thecrazedchihuahua
    @thecrazedchihuahua 3 роки тому +115

    When you have to clap politely despite your disappointment because it’s a classy event

  • @civroger
    @civroger Рік тому +6

    Thankyou to our three beautiful children, and our two ugly ones.
    :D

  • @dresdenwarlock7978
    @dresdenwarlock7978 3 роки тому +214

    Words cannot describe how badly I need more of "Detective who's awful at his job". Actually I think that did just fine, more of that please.

    • @SirDukeThe3rd
      @SirDukeThe3rd 3 роки тому +10

      that's a show i can get behind

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 2 роки тому +2

      That could be the next netflix hit

    • @Slicedude2004
      @Slicedude2004 2 роки тому

      College Humor's 'Badman' in a nutshell lol

  • @Δημήτρης-λ6δ
    @Δημήτρης-λ6δ 3 роки тому +229

    I strongly recommend to watch 'Detective who is awful at his job', Todd does an incredible job as the main character. He totaly deserves that award i decided.

    • @jameslangridge8849
      @jameslangridge8849 3 роки тому +16

      I would definitely watch at least six seasons of it before forgetting about it completely.

    • @fattygamer94
      @fattygamer94 3 роки тому +12

      Sometimes people mix them up but that's actually Billy. Not Billy, but Billy.

    • @Shuizid
      @Shuizid 3 роки тому +7

      award? What's that for a weird word? You mean like "a ward" like prison? That's seems inappropriate. I feel like a shiny thing would be better.

    • @Δημήτρης-λ6δ
      @Δημήτρης-λ6δ 3 роки тому +3

      @@Shuizid oh yeah, yeah, yeah..my bad.

    • @jerseycat7380
      @jerseycat7380 3 роки тому +4

      I found Todd completely convincing in that role.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 3 роки тому +666

    "Thank you to my wife and our three beautiful children -- and our two ugly ones!"
    LOL!!! I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when he said that!

  • @livewireOrourke
    @livewireOrourke 3 роки тому +31

    3:50 "I got a slide show of dead people I want to get to."
    "OMG!"
    "It's pictures from when they were alive."
    😄😄

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 3 роки тому +296

    "Finger prince??" LOL! Took me a couple viewings to get that one.

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 3 роки тому +34

      Thank you. I didn't get it when I watched the video.

    • @FlusteredBushStudios
      @FlusteredBushStudios 3 роки тому +73

      Isnt that joke from animaniacs lol

    • @AndrewHalliwell
      @AndrewHalliwell 3 роки тому +26

      @@FlusteredBushStudios from 25 years ago. they got away with a lot back then..

    • @andrewh8504
      @andrewh8504 3 роки тому +6

      Would that be the artist formerly known as Prince?

    • @npzabov
      @npzabov 3 роки тому +10

      @@FlusteredBushStudios Good night, everybody!

  • @KingDeadMan
    @KingDeadMan 3 роки тому +324

    "Do we all agree that this shiny thing is valuable?"
    "No."

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 2 роки тому +14

      "That sounded like most people, congrats on the valuable shiny thing."

    • @jordansweet8054
      @jordansweet8054 2 роки тому +2

      Well okay then

    • @JackJacksonMMA
      @JackJacksonMMA 2 роки тому +5

      That no had me weak

    • @mkaleborn
      @mkaleborn Рік тому +2

      “Well then the rest of this ceremony just got pretty awkward.”

  • @clairebamber9608
    @clairebamber9608 3 роки тому +4

    What?! I thought those Three Billys were the GOATs! They are going to be Gruff when they get Trolled for not winning the shiny thing.

  • @ksb_541
    @ksb_541 3 роки тому +303

    I'd really like to see Ryan as a detective who's awful at his job

    • @beerosaurusrex
      @beerosaurusrex 3 роки тому +6

      In the meantime there is this one: ua-cam.com/video/UEZ292cXkHo/v-deo.html

  • @filipmazic5486
    @filipmazic5486 3 роки тому +269

    I love how Ryan never runs out of ideas and each video is as funny as when I watched him for the first time. Thanks for helping me get through depression man

    • @jessebaker4245
      @jessebaker4245 3 роки тому

      We should get a video with all the first guy to… it would be funny

  • @MojoMachin3
    @MojoMachin3 3 роки тому +10

    "Detective Who’s Awful At His Job"😆

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 3 роки тому +216

    I was hoping Todd would thank Billy.
    Not the three you're thinking of, the one who helped Todd become good at the thing he's good at.

  • @agentwashingtub9167
    @agentwashingtub9167 3 роки тому +55

    I want more of “Detective Who’s Awful At His Job” lol

  • @wolfgang4534
    @wolfgang4534 2 роки тому +10

    Detective who's terrible at his job needs a series of his own.
    I laughed so hard, Ryan is a genius

  • @iTechSavvyOfficial
    @iTechSavvyOfficial 3 роки тому +300

    “Why did you invite all of us then?”
    “I was hoping the losers could have hope until the very last second”
    😂😂😂 Ryan how do you think of this stuff

  • @coolnerdlll6053
    @coolnerdlll6053 3 роки тому +227

    Hopefully Ryan does win an Oscar or something in the future. He's more than earned it.

    • @TheInvisibleCactusYT
      @TheInvisibleCactusYT 3 роки тому +2

      I can’t wait for UA-camrs to be considered to be real celebrity’s

    • @peervermeiren8902
      @peervermeiren8902 3 роки тому

      only after "The first man to wrestle a bear".....if you get my meaning

    • @econojon
      @econojon 3 роки тому +1

      A Webby or Streamy at the very least.

    • @philkarlandted5460
      @philkarlandted5460 3 роки тому

      I want to see him host.

    • @dalpz205
      @dalpz205 3 роки тому

      @@iMisanthrope Wow wow wow.... wow

  • @patpowers9210
    @patpowers9210 10 місяців тому +1

    "Thanks to my three beautiful children... and my two ugly ones." --I lost it. Freaking hilarious!

  • @FrumiousBandersnatch42
    @FrumiousBandersnatch42 3 роки тому +222

    "All names are made up"
    Once again, Ryan is brilliantly right and wrong at the same time.

    • @keelanelder2946
      @keelanelder2946 3 роки тому +8

      I fail to see how he's wrong

    • @taylorjade6918
      @taylorjade6918 3 роки тому +3

      How is he wrong?

    • @superflyslay9740
      @superflyslay9740 3 роки тому +1

      @@keelanelder2946 cause nowadays almost all names are copies of other names

    • @Logan_Roman
      @Logan_Roman 3 роки тому +1

      But some names are recently made up.

    • @keelanelder2946
      @keelanelder2946 3 роки тому +5

      They're still made up names one way or another

  • @david_is_achu
    @david_is_achu 3 роки тому +163

    I would honestly love an award show where the losers don’t hide their disappointment 😂

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 3 роки тому +7

      I think that's the reason so many are boozed up on those shows, so they can appear being ok not winning.

    • @Deep_Dish
      @Deep_Dish 3 роки тому

      Well Kanye does it for things. N Rickey Gervais shows his dissapointment for EVERYONE there!!

    • @Mr-1rfan
      @Mr-1rfan 3 роки тому

      Joey tribbiani

  • @titussturgeon5453
    @titussturgeon5453 3 роки тому +10

    This video has drastically changed how my day was going. It wasn't doing so good, but now it's worse in a good way. Thanks, man.

  • @fullmetalandtheflame438
    @fullmetalandtheflame438 3 роки тому +292

    The political speech and people’s responses to it were perfect
    “So brave”
    “That might make a difference maybe.”
    😂

  • @aliciamuse
    @aliciamuse 3 роки тому +13

    "All names are made up." Truer words have never been spoken. Thank you, Todd. 👏 👏 👏

  • @martythemartian99
    @martythemartian99 3 роки тому +9

    This should be compulsory viewing during every Oscar's, Grammy's and Golden Globes ceremony.

  • @babblingbananas
    @babblingbananas 3 роки тому +52

    By far one THE best First Guy to Ever..sketches. It was a non stop laugh riot!

  • @TaurielTheElf
    @TaurielTheElf 3 роки тому +28

    The word "decided" is the most powerful word in the Ryan George Cinematic Universe, I decided.

  • @nightbreed16
    @nightbreed16 3 роки тому +47

    The detective that isn't good at his job should win an Oscar.😁

    • @hamchurger4566
      @hamchurger4566 8 місяців тому +1

      You cant win people anymore they put you in a room for that

  • @BusinessPlot
    @BusinessPlot 3 роки тому +87

    Honestly your comedic style is super refreshing. Its over-observant and satirical but it really dissects our societal norms to help you see them through a different lens. 10/10, comedic genius.

    • @detingzonen7048
      @detingzonen7048 3 роки тому +1

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      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
      #ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです!#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね!1#万人を超える人が見ていたもんね(笑)#やっぱり人参最高!#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした!#今後は気を付けないとね5). .
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    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku 3 роки тому +1

      I think he should win some kind of shiny thing for it, what do you think?

  • @TheDeglutenizer
    @TheDeglutenizer 3 роки тому +38

    Ryan George is the only youtube entertainer where when he says "stick around to the end of the video for more about [sponsor]," I stick around because the ad is also hilarious.

  • @sanchitory
    @sanchitory 2 роки тому +9

    Glad noone was slapped in this event

  • @donovanchase6086
    @donovanchase6086 3 роки тому +23

    "Who decides it?"
    "People who I decided decide this kind of thing I decided."
    Brilliant!

  • @noahfoley5576
    @noahfoley5576 3 роки тому +151

    You know, I'm glad we have Ryan to talk about these events as they really are. I never thought about the real nature of these events, devastating, sad, disappointing, frustrating, and cruel. Thanks Ryan :D

    • @ruohonleikkaaja
      @ruohonleikkaaja 3 роки тому +2

      This series is putting humanity in such a bad light and making us seem petty and stupid

    • @Deinobi
      @Deinobi 3 роки тому +6

      @@ruohonleikkaaja it's just a joke mate. And who's gonna think of us based on these videos? Pretty sure animals can't understand these

    • @kevincurpheymusic
      @kevincurpheymusic 3 роки тому +1

      Lol I fully agree (with the part about Ryan pointing out exactly how trivial and arbitrary many things we accept as "standard normal" truly are) 😆 🤣 lol

    • @IndigoIndustrial
      @IndigoIndustrial 3 роки тому +1

      They get to go to the big dinner party and the after parties and get consolation party bags full of ludicrously expensive stuff.

    • @jw8160
      @jw8160 3 роки тому +1

      @@Deinobi the alien with the Adstronaut will. 😋

  • @bendyboy7179
    @bendyboy7179 Рік тому +2

    This is like the only shiny thing that would be worth alot of money because its the first one!

  • @generalZee
    @generalZee 3 роки тому +32

    This is surprisingly close to what happened in the first Oscars where a good chunk of the attendees weren't convinced it was a good idea at all.

  • @TheArchangel911
    @TheArchangel911 3 роки тому +186

    The only thing missing from this video is a couple Ricky Gervais-style quips about celebrities.

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx 3 роки тому +10

      That goes in the video "The first guy who understands how trite it is for an industry to give itself awards yet who has mysteriously been allowed to host an industry award show" it's one of Ryan's longer titles.

    • @ElJohnerino
      @ElJohnerino 3 роки тому +5

      Ohhh that's something I'm not gonna touch. Maybe ask a celebrity to touch it for you, I heard some of them like to touch.

    • @TheArchangel911
      @TheArchangel911 3 роки тому

      @@ElJohnerino 🤣😂🤣

    • @LisaBowers
      @LisaBowers 3 роки тому +4

      @@ElJohnerino Oh, celebrities touching things is tight!

  • @jaredb6934
    @jaredb6934 2 роки тому +2

    I'm thankful for my 3 beautiful children and my 2 ugly ones. Haha

  • @billvigus3719
    @billvigus3719 3 роки тому +97

    Being someone who's name is Jarfny I'm glad we're finally getting the representation we deserve

  • @nonegog5
    @nonegog5 3 роки тому +93

    There's not a single channel on UA-cam that makes me as happy as Ryan's. Thank you so much, Ryan! Some things are not good in this world but you make it better I decided.

    • @TitularHeroine
      @TitularHeroine 3 роки тому +2

      He makes it almost as good as a shiny thing that they all agreed may or may not have value.

    • @nonegog5
      @nonegog5 3 роки тому +3

      @@TitularHeroine For him, all these things are super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @josephbassey1501
      @josephbassey1501 2 роки тому

      Ozzyman channel, try it

  • @Mtlbro6
    @Mtlbro6 2 роки тому +7

    2:50 that's the kind of humor I came here for

  • @Moran_.
    @Moran_. 3 роки тому +58

    Watching ryan over 4 years, dont regret a second of it.

  • @GTCCards
    @GTCCards 3 роки тому +15

    “People who decided decide this kind of thing I decided” 😂😂💀

  • @Hudson_HDJames
    @Hudson_HDJames 2 роки тому +6

    0:25 I love that golden pineapple. I gotta find out where he got that. 😆

  • @jamesmoriarty4439
    @jamesmoriarty4439 3 роки тому +16

    I also have an award for you, funny bearded person making these videos! Thank you for always being able to make me (and others, presumably) smile, even in the darkest of times.

  • @BarryHWhite
    @BarryHWhite 3 роки тому +19

    3:15 You're welcome Todd. Im so glad and not disappointed ,sad or mad to have been part of the journey that got You to the shiny thing. Don't tell Ryan.

    • @Ultra_Blader
      @Ultra_Blader 2 роки тому

      …well this is a strange coincidence.

    • @BarryHWhite
      @BarryHWhite 2 роки тому

      @@Ultra_Blader yeah yeah, yeah!.

  • @porterleete
    @porterleete 2 роки тому +1

    My salute to Todd, for winning this very important shiny thing. Such a good receiver of very important shiny things. Such a grateful, happy and brave person.

  • @thomasschroeder5981
    @thomasschroeder5981 3 роки тому +20

    "Some things in the world are not good and I think that they should be" - Todd

  • @rainwalkerstudios3388
    @rainwalkerstudios3388 3 роки тому +132

    The "and our two ugly ones" caught me so off guard and I think I may die from asphyxiation due to my body's reaction to the top tier comedy.

  • @larrytemen4789
    @larrytemen4789 Рік тому +3

    I like Ryan, his brain and mouth make my brain release fun chemicals.
    Wow wow wow

  • @shadowbat2095
    @shadowbat2095 3 роки тому +30

    I can’t believe Billy or Billy didn’t win the award, their mustaches were the best ones there.

    • @catlover2223
      @catlover2223 3 роки тому +1

      Hey! You totally missed Billy! He was definitely the most dapper!

  • @MyBiPolarBearMax
    @MyBiPolarBearMax 3 роки тому +34

    I had to stop suspending disbelief when Billy 3 didnt win. Did you even SEE how commanding and powerful his mustache was?
    More realism please, Ryan.

  • @Stumme-40203
    @Stumme-40203 Рік тому +1

    1:46 Oh I get it. He’s supposed to go up and take the shinny thing, or double it and give it to the next person.

  • @Galvamel
    @Galvamel 3 роки тому +25

    Just putting this out there, "Detective whose awful at his job" would be a fantastic new series. You could run down Detective/TV Tropes.

  • @garrykanter5773
    @garrykanter5773 3 роки тому +42

    Ryan and George are so good at so many things, we overlook how they are the Masters of Disguises.

    • @Velhoall
      @Velhoall 3 роки тому +7

      Wait, what disguises? And don't you thing the other guys in the video deserve some words, too?

  • @Unfunny_VR
    @Unfunny_VR 3 роки тому +41

    “Thank you to are three beautiful children and our two ugly ones.” This had me dying! I mean I know it was acting, but you said it so casually! 🤣🤣🤣😆😆

  • @drivel_mc2142
    @drivel_mc2142 3 роки тому +25

    "People who I decided decide this kinda thing I decided" no way he didnt mess that up like 10 times

  • @thorv1k
    @thorv1k 3 роки тому +15

    "Some things in the world are not good, and I think that they should be" -Ghandi probably

  • @miguelbatista535
    @miguelbatista535 3 роки тому +2

    Ryan deserves a shiny little thing. Bravo

  • @isaks3243
    @isaks3243 3 роки тому +41

    I actually won an award recently for being the best coach in my home town during 2021. did not get a shiny thing but I got a diploma and the equivalent of $1100 which is nice. I am also now known in my home town as a very good coach and people actually know that I won and walk up to me to say hi and congratulate me on winning the award even now a month after winning.
    but standing on the podium and having to answer questions on the fly with almost 1000 people watching the live stream was a bit nervous to say the least.

    • @Chris951021
      @Chris951021 3 роки тому +7

      But you did it! You persevered. You're now more qualified than a few of the politicians running for president in my country.

    • @isaks3243
      @isaks3243 3 роки тому +3

      @@Chris951021 haha, that's sad. cause me running a country would most probably not be a good idea... i'm nothing more than a certified pipe welder. and on my spare time do I coach kids for free in mountainbiking just because I think it is super fun, both super fun to ride and super fun to see the happiness in the kids faces as they progress.
      I have been coaching for 5 years now and have only been compensated for some of my expenses over the years but the vast majority of expenses have I covered myself. the money I got here has gotten it back to a slight proffit and winning made me even more happy and looking even more forward for the weather to get good enough and for the trails to dry up so I can go back to coaching again. =)

  • @2percentright
    @2percentright 3 роки тому +26

    The biggest surprise in Todd's win is that the award was for The Best Billy

  • @BrunoEwok
    @BrunoEwok 3 роки тому +2

    My three beautiful children ... and my two ugly ones, too. *SNARF*

  • @vvgirl6173
    @vvgirl6173 3 роки тому +308

    Fun fact : The Nobel Peace Prize only exist because the guy who invented it didn't want to be remembered for inventing Dynamite.

    • @strappedwithkrylon
      @strappedwithkrylon 3 роки тому +43

      Fun fact: That is just speculation, no one actually knows why he wanted a peace prize, nor does anyone actually know why it was to be given in Norway instead of Sweden.

    • @vvgirl6173
      @vvgirl6173 3 роки тому +12

      @@strappedwithkrylon horrible histories is known to be accurate and they taught myself and many other people this fact.

    • @benoitlabrecque4513
      @benoitlabrecque4513 3 роки тому +6

      Every Nobel prices were created for that reason. Thought the reasonning behind the different categories are not quite known. We can mostly take educated guesses/speculate for those

    • @unseenufo
      @unseenufo 3 роки тому +9

      If only he knew how important dynamite is in construction as well as destruction and demolition.

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 3 роки тому +10

      Actually he owned Bofors, which is an armaments company that made cannon/weapons and various explosives and chemicals. Dynamite was an explosive for non-military/peaceful applications(mining and construction) compared to the others he invented /made.
      Bofors still makes cannons and chemicals. Though it is now split -up and owned by many corporations

  • @TheBrickBrit
    @TheBrickBrit 3 роки тому +16

    “Can someone play some music or something and maybe that will drown out the boring thank yous”
    *Me during every politician’s victory speech*

  • @kingsizyphus
    @kingsizyphus 3 роки тому +1

    “I decided” or some variation of it is always involved in this series

  • @GTCCards
    @GTCCards 3 роки тому +7

    One of the only channel I have turned on notifications for and it is so worth it! 💯

  • @jbreguet
    @jbreguet 3 роки тому +28

    “Thank you to my wife, my three beautiful children, and the two ugly ones” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @themystifier4328
      @themystifier4328 3 роки тому +2

      @Joseph Breguet it took me a minute to realize what your profile picture was

  • @mikemcconeghy4658
    @mikemcconeghy4658 Рік тому +1

    "Some things in the world are not good and I think they should be." I felt that.

  • @jennifere.pergola598
    @jennifere.pergola598 3 роки тому +191

    I agree with a lot of the commenters here: Ryan should get lots of shiny things for all the entertainment he gives the world.
    Also: was that an "Animaniacs" reference at the end? :-)

    • @jennifere.pergola598
      @jennifere.pergola598 3 роки тому +1

      @@hendrikscheepers4144 :-)

    • @soundscape26
      @soundscape26 3 роки тому +5

      Agree yes... he's the best and most consistent comedian on UA-cam imho.

    • @chrisleneil
      @chrisleneil 2 роки тому +2

      Ah, you’re a person of culture, I see! 🧐 ✨
      (I used Animaniacs to woo my wife)

    • @jasongrape4920
      @jasongrape4920 2 роки тому +3

      I don’t get the Animaniacs reference, can someone explain please?

    • @brutusthecat6044
      @brutusthecat6044 2 роки тому

      @@jasongrape4920 ua-cam.com/video/1xmAC9Qu908/v-deo.html They had a very similar joke in the 90's

  • @malte1984
    @malte1984 3 роки тому +18

    "Some things in the world are not good and I think that they should be!" This is actualy pretty spot on...

  • @thegamesforreal1673
    @thegamesforreal1673 2 роки тому +1

    "Some things in the world are not good, and I think that they should be!"
    I have never heard such brave words. Teared me up!

  • @IndigoIndustrial
    @IndigoIndustrial 3 роки тому +22

    Can't wait to see Ryan hold aloft his Webby and, due to force of habit, ask the audience to like and subscribe.

  • @sarimedits5720
    @sarimedits5720 3 роки тому +22

    "And our 2 ugly ones" that one had me crying

  • @carycarr7962
    @carycarr7962 2 роки тому +1

    "Fingerprints? That seems inappro... of what country?"
    Mwaah! Good night everybody!