If Adulthood Had A Job Orientation Day

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  • @RyanGeorge
    @RyanGeorge  3 роки тому +2581

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  • @chrisl8277
    @chrisl8277 3 роки тому +1662

    Ryan: "Going on the internet and..."
    Child: "Oh?"
    Ryan: "...Looking at houses you can't afford. "
    Child: "oh."

    • @koalaeucalyptus
      @koalaeucalyptus 3 роки тому +60

      That one attacked me on a personal level

    • @thoryan3057
      @thoryan3057 3 роки тому +27

      Good News: I'm closing on a house!
      Bad News: It's only one that I can afford :(

    • @metheguyeveryonehates8636
      @metheguyeveryonehates8636 3 роки тому +11

      I've been doing that since I was in middle school.

    • @ultraman_99
      @ultraman_99 3 роки тому +7

      @@metheguyeveryonehates8636 well then your name is true.

    • @Llamanescent
      @Llamanescent 3 роки тому +17

      I did this until I managed to buy a house. Now I look at remodeling projects I can't afford to do on the house.

  • @TheRedCityXFactor
    @TheRedCityXFactor 3 роки тому +866

    "Also, hey guess what, you're gonna be tired all the time."
    "Then I'll sleep more."
    "No, that'll make you tired. "
    "Then I'll sleep less."
    "No that'll make you tired."
    So relatable. Lmao.

    • @OGimouse1
      @OGimouse1 3 роки тому +42

      Bro, the adult "sweet spot" of sleep is so elusive

    • @nobodyakacat-girlmario3707
      @nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 3 роки тому +10

      Don’t sleep

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 3 роки тому +33

      @@SnickersEatsCookies solution: go to sleep, never wake up

    • @nobodyakacat-girlmario3707
      @nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 3 роки тому +3

      @@SnickersEatsCookies that’s a good point

    • @Klokinator
      @Klokinator 3 роки тому +22

      I slept for 4 hours two days ago. Felt dead inside. Determined to make up for it, I forced myself to sleep for 12 hours last night. I still feel dead inside.

  • @RassTheKing
    @RassTheKing 3 роки тому +502

    "Adultery." "Oh my god, that was not the word." Toddlers, we're all still toddlers. lol

    • @cinemacrema2349
      @cinemacrema2349 20 днів тому +3

      the way he delivered that just broke me! xD

  • @androidaxolotl8311
    @androidaxolotl8311 3 роки тому +3928

    "You're gonna be tired all the time."
    "Then I'll sleep more"
    "That'll make you tired."
    "Then I'll sleep less"
    "That'll make you tired."
    "Oh my god."
    I can confirm this.

    • @humann9324
      @humann9324 2 роки тому +4

      first reply

    • @becausereasons8981
      @becausereasons8981 2 роки тому +10

      confirmed a 2nd time. I think it's from booze though...

    • @ballstealer
      @ballstealer 2 роки тому +9

      Sleeping doesn't make me tired if I'm up way too late

    • @Micah_Bell33
      @Micah_Bell33 2 роки тому

      Yeah, Very true

    • @Xanduur
      @Xanduur 2 роки тому +1

      I wish I could pop poo Ryan’s claim regarding tiredness…but I am too tired to ….

  • @amaan7745
    @amaan7745 3 роки тому +2546

    Sleep more = tired
    Sleep less = tired
    No sleep = tired
    Reality can be often disappointing..

    • @molassio1989
      @molassio1989 3 роки тому +71

      Going to bed early, waking early and exercising and changing my diet helped a good deal. But I'm still damn tired.

    • @amaan7745
      @amaan7745 3 роки тому +15

      @@oraspring3997 "yeah it's big brain time"

    • @spot6056
      @spot6056 3 роки тому +16

      I'm in highschool and feel this way, God help me 🤡✌️

    • @amaan7745
      @amaan7745 3 роки тому +4

      @@spot6056 we are the same bro!

    • @manicmuffin
      @manicmuffin 3 роки тому +20

      I've never heard anyone in a coma complain, I think they've got the right balance of sleep-to-wake ratio going on.

  • @The-Rest-of-Us
    @The-Rest-of-Us 3 роки тому +7784

    As a kid I didn’t appreciated my parents enough - as an adult I wonder how tf they’ve been doing this adult thing for 30 years.

    • @tonyg9775
      @tonyg9775 3 роки тому +68

      faaaaacts

    • @LarsonLake
      @LarsonLake 3 роки тому +271

      Simple! The alternative is death.

    • @Akhimed
      @Akhimed 3 роки тому +15

      Bruh

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 3 роки тому +20

      understandable, have a great day

    • @Ricemonger
      @Ricemonger 3 роки тому +93

      @@LarsonLake...idk seems less awful the older I get...

  • @TheDailyConnoisseur
    @TheDailyConnoisseur 3 роки тому +4154

    Running up the stairs on all fours 😂

    • @kjoc70
      @kjoc70 3 роки тому +226

      Everybody laughed when Joe Biden tried it a few days ago.

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg 3 роки тому +101

      We all did it and we felt the pain of not doing it anymore.

    • @Doom-hd9of
      @Doom-hd9of 3 роки тому +27

      @@kjoc70 he swore it was the wind XD

    • @acelovesdiyschristopher7023
      @acelovesdiyschristopher7023 3 роки тому +45

      I didn't do often as a kid or teen or do it now myself. Not coz i didn't like it then or that I'm an adult now, it's just that I'm very uncoordinated which kinda takes the fun out of it when u face plant the edge of the stairs.

    • @mr.cranberry2329
      @mr.cranberry2329 3 роки тому +19

      I'm getting up there in age and I still got remind myself not to do that.

  • @kennethevans4056
    @kennethevans4056 3 роки тому +1938

    One of the funniest I’ve seen about being an adult is that one day you’ll be able to go anywhere and do anything you want to but you’ll choose to stay home

    • @chuckhoyle1211
      @chuckhoyle1211 3 роки тому +246

      Because you are tired and your back hurts.

    • @letterborneVods
      @letterborneVods 2 роки тому +15

      @@chuckhoyle1211 yes

    • @thewinner4319
      @thewinner4319 2 роки тому +14

      @@chuckhoyle1211 BATMAN agrees 👍

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 2 роки тому +23

      Yep, the power of "everybody expects that" is scary.
      Though in truth: at some point most people have a family, and that's a different sort of journey of discovery.

    • @keelahrose
      @keelahrose 2 роки тому +1

      Word

  • @diamondsuit1945
    @diamondsuit1945 3 роки тому +9227

    Being an adult isn’t super easy, lots of inconveniences.

  • @goozun
    @goozun 3 роки тому +3220

    Ryan single-handedly keeps the fake mustache industry in business.

    • @Nilo1310
      @Nilo1310 3 роки тому +66

      And ProZD

    • @Lowthar1425
      @Lowthar1425 3 роки тому +66

      Fake mustache on top of a real mustache is just subtle comedic gold.

    • @SirenGPS
      @SirenGPS 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah and he also has a real mustache

    • @workingstiff0586
      @workingstiff0586 3 роки тому +4

      He is so super easy barely inconveniently supporting so much I will call him Atlas from now on

    • @alexxxxxxx6261
      @alexxxxxxx6261 3 роки тому +2

      I like to think he has one fake moustache that he will always cherish and uses only that one.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 3 роки тому +3649

    "Well, that doesn't seem fair!"
    "That's pretty on-brand for this whole organization." LOL!

    • @Pillepalle-x7k
      @Pillepalle-x7k 3 роки тому +6

      ​@Savage Jesus Life only seems to be unfair if you expect anything and reality does not meet your egoistic expectations ... disappointment is almost guaranteed. So step one - get to learn how to prevent disappointments.

    • @Pillepalle-x7k
      @Pillepalle-x7k 3 роки тому +1

      @Savage Jesus As you are, dude :)

    • @Pillepalle-x7k
      @Pillepalle-x7k 3 роки тому

      @Savage Jesus grab that banana.It's yours...

    • @Jzombi301
      @Jzombi301 3 роки тому +21

      "This is all kinda depressing"
      "Yea that’s on-brand too"

    • @mikes78
      @mikes78 3 роки тому +2

      Wait, someone moved my cheese.

  • @scrumtimefuntime
    @scrumtimefuntime 3 роки тому +447

    "This is all kind of depressing."
    "Yeah that's on brand too."
    ahh yes, *chef kiss*

  • @justyourfriendlyneighborho903
    @justyourfriendlyneighborho903 3 роки тому +3297

    I love how Ryan never does a "real talk" even during the ads, he's like the incarnation of good humor.

    • @renderproductions1032
      @renderproductions1032 3 роки тому +34

      |-O-| that’s why we love him.

    • @subscribefornoreason2709
      @subscribefornoreason2709 3 роки тому +12

      Doesnt matter its an ad. An ad is an ad

    • @Haterator
      @Haterator 3 роки тому +54

      In Ryan's world everything can be fun.

    • @chronos1
      @chronos1 3 роки тому +97

      He's literally the only youtuber that I'd watch the whole ad after the sketch!
      Ads from the adstronaut are TIGHT xD

    • @justyourfriendlyneighborho903
      @justyourfriendlyneighborho903 3 роки тому +44

      @@subscribefornoreason2709 well, kind of but his ads are still really funny even if you're not even going to consider buying the product

  • @Multi-Tech
    @Multi-Tech 3 роки тому +946

    "Well, at least school prepared me for this whole adult thing, right?"
    "No, not really."

    • @donovanchase6086
      @donovanchase6086 3 роки тому +17

      Dang it!

    • @Mr.Infumus
      @Mr.Infumus 3 роки тому +28

      Whoops

    • @JoshuaJameson
      @JoshuaJameson 3 роки тому +45

      “Surprise! Everything we told you was a lie and the world is actually a prison/ hell of our own making. Conform or perish.”

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 3 роки тому +10

      @@JoshuaJameson I choose perish. Or revolution.

    • @hottubtony77
      @hottubtony77 3 роки тому +12

      @@Mr.Infumus whoopsy

  • @nathaneberhart5022
    @nathaneberhart5022 3 роки тому +973

    The Adstronaut didn’t start his email with “I hope this email finds you well” which is why they didn’t send help

  • @bryanholland9748
    @bryanholland9748 2 роки тому +221

    I like the little note in the background: "Send people recipes and then never make the recipes they send you" Thats great!

  • @mr.banana7861
    @mr.banana7861 3 роки тому +802

    he is a man of culture cuz he wears a mustache over his mustache .

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 роки тому +3956

    I had written a funny comment, but much like my allotment of fun to have as an adult, it got exhausted.

    • @DarthScott
      @DarthScott 3 роки тому +54

      OH GOD YOU'RE VERIFIED NOW EVERYONE IS GOING TO LIKE FOR NO REASON

    • @redd3797
      @redd3797 3 роки тому +6

      First like and reply!!!

    • @ManWithTheCow
      @ManWithTheCow 3 роки тому +7

      haha rip OT

    • @DarthScott
      @DarthScott 3 роки тому +8

      @@redd3797 nope!

    • @redd3797
      @redd3797 3 роки тому +4

      @@DarthScott ik, I refreshed.

  • @smokemachine2020
    @smokemachine2020 3 роки тому +3754

    The only way I can describe Ryan's particular form of comedy is, Optimistic Existentialism.

    • @gypsywoman9140
      @gypsywoman9140 3 роки тому +108

      Brilliant! Just like him! His style is an art form. Seemingly simplistic and child-like, yet very real and deep.

    • @astorrar3476
      @astorrar3476 3 роки тому +122

      He is very funny we decided

    • @marquisdelafayette3333
      @marquisdelafayette3333 3 роки тому +37

      I’m gonna need you to get all the way of my back about that

    • @DrTae233
      @DrTae233 3 роки тому +5

      🤣

    • @mentaya11
      @mentaya11 3 роки тому +11

      That's a great way of putting it.

  • @k.b.tidwell
    @k.b.tidwell 2 роки тому +356

    I grew up in a two story house, and yes I almost always climbed the stairs at very high speed on all fours. I'm 52 and if I lived in a two story now I would do the same thing...every day...because it's faster and cooler and makes me smile and...
    …now I could race my 2 year old grandson. 😁

    • @amiyrbarclift1640
      @amiyrbarclift1640 2 роки тому +5

      🎉😂😊

    • @Barnaclebeard
      @Barnaclebeard Рік тому +9

      Bullshit. You WISH you could go up the stairs on all fours without making horrible noises and wondering if you're going to be able to get upright again on your own.

    • @christopherevensen4942
      @christopherevensen4942 Рік тому

      My dude

    • @joeblow229
      @joeblow229 Рік тому +3

      I run on all fours in dreams, but I think that's something else...

    • @ChickenNugget00
      @ChickenNugget00 Рік тому

      @@joeblow229wait

  • @ceilinh6004
    @ceilinh6004 3 роки тому +550

    "Should we send help?"
    "No, but this email is great."
    Yup. That sounds like a real conversation that some people might have.

    • @thehumanspider7
      @thehumanspider7 3 роки тому +7

      Financial aid and admission offices

    • @theqbash
      @theqbash Місяць тому +1

      I guess you could say that email found them well.

  • @josephcohen734
    @josephcohen734 3 роки тому +2396

    "Why do we have to do this thing?"
    "Because everybody expects it."
    "Who told them to expect it?"
    "Everybody else."
    Society in a nutshell

    • @okplay9446
      @okplay9446 3 роки тому +56

      @Latest Obsession I mean, yes, but it's not easy. It's very difficult in fact to not give a damn about what others think. The peer pressure is a factor as well.

    • @eli_berdugo04
      @eli_berdugo04 3 роки тому +16

      Society😩
      We live in one

    • @okplay9446
      @okplay9446 3 роки тому +6

      @Latest Obsession Good for you. Keep doing what you're doing!

    • @rosebud7831
      @rosebud7831 3 роки тому +10

      @OK Play
      Peer pressure only works if you care in the first place. Take me for example, I really, truly and honestly DO NOT CARE...I try to, because it is easier when you do but I just don't 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @KyndaKold
      @KyndaKold 3 роки тому +4

      @@okplay9446 Sadly he doesn't give a damn about what you just said.

  • @defdaz
    @defdaz 3 роки тому +899

    The only Grammarly advert I haven't skipped as soon as humanely possible.

    • @TeacherGalante
      @TeacherGalante 3 роки тому +32

      I think both humanly and humanely work in this particular case.

    • @TeacherGalante
      @TeacherGalante 3 роки тому +11

      @Nihal H I am particularly humbled by your specific correction. 😁

    • @agiksf.8998
      @agiksf.8998 3 роки тому +5

      @Nihal H Nah, particular expressed the authors thought better.

    • @mookymookymooo
      @mookymookymooo 3 роки тому +1

      Ditto

    • @blacklion4575
      @blacklion4575 3 роки тому +1

      Ikr

  • @DoubleDee382
    @DoubleDee382 3 роки тому +75

    Also, in your mid-30’s, if pain from an injury lasts more than a week, there is like a 30% chance you will be stuck with some lesser form of it the rest of your life. Already had it happen twice.

    • @pmorton7960
      @pmorton7960 3 роки тому +2

      Blew out my ankle 6 months ago on a treadmill. Dr. Said I should probably avoid running, at all. Eh, made it to 45, and I have a bike. It's rough out here.

    • @thegoose4650
      @thegoose4650 3 роки тому +6

      Ahhh yes...our 30’s...My paper cut is still healing from 2 months ago

    • @emilydivis6369
      @emilydivis6369 3 роки тому +2

      I'm almost 30 and this already happened to me two years ago.

    • @MrOtistetrax
      @MrOtistetrax 7 місяців тому +1

      I’m sorry to hear that you’ve already died twice.

    • @MaxHohenstaufen
      @MaxHohenstaufen 6 місяців тому

      Nah, if that happens you just need to take cortisone shots either once im a lifetime or once every month for the rest of your life.

  • @gammawolf3
    @gammawolf3 3 роки тому +610

    The text on the white board tho: "Fun tip: send people recipes and then never make the recipes they send you :)" 😂

    • @subscribefornoreason2709
      @subscribefornoreason2709 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @OGimouse1
      @OGimouse1 3 роки тому +22

      It would've been funny if it changed every few times you looked at him lol

    • @nobodyakacat-girlmario3707
      @nobodyakacat-girlmario3707 3 роки тому +12

      Adultery!

    • @princessaria
      @princessaria 3 роки тому

      I noticed it at the beginning of the video and audibly laughed. 😂 I love the little details he puts into his videos.
      And it’s so true. I so rarely make recipes friends and family send. My mom does make a lot of mine though

    • @MissMisnomer_
      @MissMisnomer_ 3 роки тому +3

      Same goes for TV shows: receive tons of recommendations for shows to watch and that you'll "add it to the list", but let's be real, you're not going to watch it , lol

  • @yeaididdat666
    @yeaididdat666 3 роки тому +145

    The way he says "adultery!" is literally perfect

    • @tonymp
      @tonymp 3 роки тому

      I nearly spit out my smoothie

  • @meghna4613
    @meghna4613 3 роки тому +857

    "You're gonna be tired all the time."
    "Okay, then I'll sleep more."
    "No that'll make you tired."
    "Then I'll sleep less."
    "That'll make you tired."
    I felt that so much, it hurt.

    • @joda7697
      @joda7697 3 роки тому +31

      it tired me out

    • @Stepantc
      @Stepantc 3 роки тому +28

      Does anyone have a cheat codes for this so-called "adult life"? Its a total shit, btw

    • @marialuimes7854
      @marialuimes7854 3 роки тому +35

      “I felt that so much, it hurt.”
      Like your back?? 😂

    • @jamalwaked
      @jamalwaked 3 роки тому +10

      If you've been habitually not getting enough sleep, then yes you will feel a bit tired after getting the 7-9 hours that you need. However, if you can consistently get 7+ hours of sleep, you will feel like a completely different person and you will feel rested after a week or two of consistency; then you can feel better rested for the rest of your life if you keep the habit.

    • @hamman_samuel
      @hamman_samuel 3 роки тому

      This is so true

  • @wizkaleeb662
    @wizkaleeb662 Рік тому +24

    I love rewatching Ryan George videos because they always make me think of random different things that I hadn't on previous watches. Like this time, I got a vivid image of a world where it's commonplace for adults to quickly scurry up stairs by dropping on all fours. Like, just imagine chillin in the middle of New York when suddenly a giant horde of crawlers emerge from underground subway lol

    • @matttipton6009
      @matttipton6009 Рік тому +2

      I felt attacked with that bit after seeing this, because I chased my dog up the stairs on all fours for fun to mess with him. Did I get demoted?!

    • @carolynbares7643
      @carolynbares7643 3 місяці тому

      Zombie apocalypse but of course, they’re all tired.

    • @eddiejohnson4434
      @eddiejohnson4434 2 місяці тому

      You have a beautiful mind

  • @sherryz1450
    @sherryz1450 3 роки тому +261

    “(Adultery)”
    “That’s not the word,” Grammarly replied

    • @enz_surge2795
      @enz_surge2795 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao so many kids aren't gonna get the joke

  • @guhanmadhu5925
    @guhanmadhu5925 3 роки тому +286

    "You have to pretend that you know whatever's going on"
    Ladies and Gentlemen, the truth is finally out.

    • @subscribefornoreason2709
      @subscribefornoreason2709 3 роки тому

      Yea no- not really everyone alreay knows that if ur really finding that out rite now yea- StUpId

    • @Kekira
      @Kekira 3 роки тому +10

      @@subscribefornoreason2709 Found the kid

    • @subscribefornoreason2709
      @subscribefornoreason2709 3 роки тому

      @@Kekira wll technically yes im a kid

    • @kjoc70
      @kjoc70 3 роки тому +3

      If you really think that you know what's going on, they call you a conspiracy theorist.

    • @lordturtle8735
      @lordturtle8735 3 роки тому +6

      @@kjoc70 I've been trying to wrap my head around how national debt just seems to keep going up with no problems since the Iraq war began.
      I'm getting close. As far as I can tell, it has *something* to do with George Soros, the Hollywood elites, and chemicals the government put in the water to turn the frogs gay.

  • @maxhess3151
    @maxhess3151 3 роки тому +389

    In all seriousness, I want to thank Ryan for consistently making us feel a little less alone in this world.

    • @TitularHeroine
      @TitularHeroine 3 роки тому +2

      😊

    • @jojospeechy4761
      @jojospeechy4761 3 роки тому +6

      Max- Me too. Thank- you, Ryan. You're the GOAT!

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 3 роки тому +5

      sometimes I wonder if the pressure release valve that is comedy doesn't also keep us content in our misery

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 3 роки тому +1

      Ryan:laying down the truth

    • @jonanice
      @jonanice 3 роки тому

      Ironic fora guy alone on Ryan world lol

  • @axeltank06
    @axeltank06 3 роки тому +92

    Glad Ryan was able to get a sponsorship for this. I wish him the best of luck in any other documentaries he makes down the line.

  • @maryfreebed9886
    @maryfreebed9886 3 роки тому +2149

    "If nobody knew what was going on it would be chaos out there."
    "But it IS chaos out there."

    • @shivanshsinghchauhan8243
      @shivanshsinghchauhan8243 3 роки тому +79

      That's because nobody knows anything

    • @fahkrudin98
      @fahkrudin98 3 роки тому +40

      There are people who know what's going on, its just that no one listens to them. But mainly the people in power dont know anything

    • @thepriestpucci4988
      @thepriestpucci4988 3 роки тому +10

      Me when i was a kid thinking the Adults know about whats going on.
      Meanwhile me now at nearly 19 watching Politics f*ck up, watching the Government f*ck up, realising that even the scientists that are supposed to know shit dont even really know shit and im there just thinking "that dumb f*cks they are going to die, they are defenetly gonna f*ck up everything and end up going extinct...... im f*cked in this World aint i?"

    • @AnasatisTiMiniatis
      @AnasatisTiMiniatis 3 роки тому +15

      @@fahkrudin98 more often that they don't care than they don't know.

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 3 роки тому +14

      @@thepriestpucci4988 just wait till your 30th birthday. Had mine 2 weeks ago.
      I’ve lost all hope I thought I didn’t have.

  • @oscarrimore
    @oscarrimore 3 роки тому +171

    “Buying a new lamp, finding a new coffee shop, looking online for houses you can’t afford”
    I am being attacked

    • @notforone
      @notforone 3 роки тому +3

      YES

    • @Thursdayschildfar2go
      @Thursdayschildfar2go 3 роки тому +8

      What if you look up houses you can't afford, then search for the local coffee shops near your favorite, and the algorithm sends you ads for lamps that would go great in that house? What do we call that, Mr Mustache Guy?

    • @JoshuaJameson
      @JoshuaJameson 3 роки тому +3

      @Elena Christian a good reason to get Nord VPN from the Adstronaut

  • @tedonica
    @tedonica 3 роки тому +2654

    "Adultery"
    Shoulda seen it coming, but I didn't.

    • @jdub7775
      @jdub7775 3 роки тому +13

      ROTFL! 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 3 роки тому +32

      I knew it sounded weird, like I should be thinking of something, but it never came me until he said it, and then I was couldn't remember the original.

    • @markjosephbacho5652
      @markjosephbacho5652 3 роки тому +15

      That punchline killed me lol

    • @johanvarghese5399
      @johanvarghese5399 3 роки тому +5

      Saw it from a mile away and still laughed

    • @RagnarokMic
      @RagnarokMic 3 роки тому +23

      No one sees adultery coming.
      At least not when it’s spelled “coming.”

  • @s.d.703
    @s.d.703 3 роки тому +21

    The making your own appointments thing and the "I'll sleep more. That will make you tired. I'll sleep less. That'll make you tired. However you sleep, you're gonna have back pain," killed me. This is so great.

  • @johnolaveson5362
    @johnolaveson5362 3 роки тому +366

    As a long-time adult, I'm still terrified by the idea of being an adult.

    • @Cinetiste
      @Cinetiste 3 роки тому +8

      Who said we need to be...
      I am not here to preach, but even in the Gospel is written...
      "Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven." 🙂
      It seems we even have to stay young... 😉

    • @rburke17
      @rburke17 3 роки тому +11

      @@Cinetiste bro, you ruined a funny joke bringing up all the god shit

    • @davidgill7412
      @davidgill7412 3 роки тому +9

      @@Cinetiste Amen to that. Just because you grow up doesn't mean you have to be miserable.

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 3 роки тому +11

      "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
      - C.S. Lewis

    • @JimmyMon666
      @JimmyMon666 3 роки тому +7

      no worries, I'm 47 and still act like a kid.

  • @lafayette9578
    @lafayette9578 3 роки тому +292

    “Even the people that know a lot don’t really know anything about any of this...”
    *That was touching*

    • @shadowy7340
      @shadowy7340 3 роки тому +8

      no I think adultery is touching

    • @zoopdterdoobdter5743
      @zoopdterdoobdter5743 3 роки тому +5

      Very touching. People on social media in general should be touched in the face repeatedly till they stop pretending so hard, I decided.

    • @vijayanand6650
      @vijayanand6650 3 роки тому +1

      Aw, touching is tight!

    • @lafayette9578
      @lafayette9578 3 роки тому +1

      @@vijayanand6650 yeah it is!

  • @deathsheadmothranch7188
    @deathsheadmothranch7188 3 роки тому +1298

    “*sigh* adultery” makes me crack up EVERY TIME.

    • @gargamancula5158
      @gargamancula5158 3 роки тому +46

      Every time I read a comment mentioning it I laugh again

    • @charlesroberts-moses6074
      @charlesroberts-moses6074 2 роки тому +8

      This comment was made in the same month the video released. How many times did you watch it in less than one month and laugh at that part to warrant this remark?

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 2 роки тому +9

      @@charlesroberts-moses6074 I have watched this same vid 3 times in the span of 36 hours now. They are rewatchable for me.

    • @GespenstDesKommunismus
      @GespenstDesKommunismus 2 роки тому

      I don't get that one, it's just a slight permutation of the original word

    • @KaiserNetwork
      @KaiserNetwork 2 роки тому +4

      @@GespenstDesKommunismus with completely different meaning.

  • @kvproductions2581
    @kvproductions2581 2 роки тому +41

    The fact that I can listen to this like a podcast from start to finish and still know what's going on even though all the characters are played by the same person speaks volumes of this guy's talent

    • @ClanImprobable
      @ClanImprobable 2 роки тому +3

      Ryan is amazing!

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 Рік тому +1

      These three gentlemen deserve their individual props! All three of them were awesome in this skit.

  • @agneebags
    @agneebags 3 роки тому +742

    someone's salty that they were told to stop climbing up the stairs on all fours as an adult

    • @ghaznavid
      @ghaznavid 3 роки тому +27

      I still run up the stairs at 32, although not on all 4s.

    • @subscribefornoreason2709
      @subscribefornoreason2709 3 роки тому

      Yeggsactly

    • @Ryodraco
      @Ryodraco 3 роки тому +33

      I still go on all fours up stairs at times, but only when no one is watching.

    • @gaaberu5728
      @gaaberu5728 3 роки тому +2

      @@Ryodraco 🤫

    • @sassyviking6003
      @sassyviking6003 3 роки тому +26

      Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. This can be taken is a positive way as well. Never loose your inner child or sense of fun. That is a choice.

  • @bananaman4624
    @bananaman4624 3 роки тому +1650

    Didn't talk about taxes which is also pretty on brand for being an adult.

    • @Japanlover79
      @Japanlover79 3 роки тому +100

      He also didn't talk about the joys of watching your paycheck disappear to bills.

    • @MrMonk-ph8dr
      @MrMonk-ph8dr 3 роки тому +13

      Not if you’re Yoshi. I hear he doesn’t pay his taxes.

    • @robreynolds721
      @robreynolds721 3 роки тому +4

      Eh everyone pays taxes every purchase.

    • @wasquash
      @wasquash 3 роки тому +10

      Because no one wants to hear that at all! Schools don’t even teach it!!!

    • @achillestheheel5695
      @achillestheheel5695 3 роки тому +6

      Death and taxes

  • @crzylkfx
    @crzylkfx 3 роки тому +1681

    The weirdest thing about becoming an adult was realizing that, not only do I not know what I’m really doing, but no one else does either, and every adult I knew as a kid that I thought had all the answers was really just winging it

    • @DecemberDaydreams
      @DecemberDaydreams 3 роки тому +103

      honestly i find it kinda reassuring, some of the stuff adults said to me was "the truth about the world" when i was a kid was quite horrifying. Growing up realizing they really ddin't have a clue and that it wasn't an "ultimate truth" or something like that was pretty nice lol

    • @tarkus1056
      @tarkus1056 3 роки тому +52

      Its very interesting how that's depressing for some people and relieving for other people. I'm on the first group, cause growing up not knowing what the hell was going on with anything I was like "well, at least the adults now how this works", then come they were on the same boat all along and you don't have anything to look at for reference.

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 3 роки тому +32

      To me, that feels kinda reassuring. I mean, if you think you're supposed to know everything only to... not, that might make you feel stupid or otherwise inadequate. Then it turns out that everyone else is actually the same.
      I feel like that's nice because it means there's not so much pressure to know things that you just... don't.

    • @hyloguy6847
      @hyloguy6847 3 роки тому +40

      @@catbatrat1760 Very true. The unfortunate thing is that most adults have a very hard time *admitting* that they don’t know things. The need to be right is so strong, it feels like survival. Some would rather die than say “you’re right, I’m wrong.”

    • @celler1296
      @celler1296 3 роки тому +4

      The succes of the education system quickly summarized

  • @sjn7688
    @sjn7688 3 роки тому +91

    Supervisor: Are you sure? he doesn't seem okay?
    It's okay, he's practicing for his adulting.
    Kid: I'm not okay...
    Supervisor: That's how it's done! Excellent work!

  • @perplexedferret
    @perplexedferret 3 роки тому +534

    ryan: "Getting a new lamp"
    me: "Ooh!"
    ryan: "Finding a nice little local coffee shop"
    me: "Ooooh!"
    ryan: "Looking at houses you can't afford"
    me: "Yeah!" :D
    oh. oh no.

    • @veeamazingtv3994
      @veeamazingtv3994 3 роки тому +32

      You have old person disease

    • @__-fm5qv
      @__-fm5qv 3 роки тому +33

      Getting a new lamp is kinda hype tho...

    • @scofieldvictoria
      @scofieldvictoria 3 роки тому +17

      I was very happy when I got myself a lava lamp and a cute vintage camper nightlight for the bathroom. I look at houses I can’t afford when I’m not building them on The Sims

    • @Cameron115
      @Cameron115 3 роки тому +15

      I'm 17 and I feel like I'd be excited to get a new lamp and going to a place that not many people have been to yet (that coffee shop thing, tho I dont like coffee lol) and also I already got that tiredness and achey back stuff,
      _oh no.. it's happening_

    • @zeusdarkgod7727
      @zeusdarkgod7727 3 роки тому +4

      @@Cameron115 the like for coffee will come in time, as you get older you try and cut out sugar so you gradually move away from energy drinks and soda but still need that caffeine hit.

  • @xSkibot
    @xSkibot 3 роки тому +459

    "Say the word!"
    "Sigh... adultery!"
    I *DIED*

  • @trevorpacelli8056
    @trevorpacelli8056 3 роки тому +139

    So Ryan, how is it being an adult?
    Ryan: Super difficult, very much an inconvenience.

  • @dnutty232
    @dnutty232 3 роки тому +19

    This is amazing as I’m standing at work trying to stay awake with my back killing me for the 3rd day in a row #ADULTING!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rockstarJDP
    @rockstarJDP 3 роки тому +294

    It took me 30 years on this planet before I had the revelation that nobody really knows what the hell they're doing. It was simultaneously depressing and relieving to know that I wasn't the only one 😅

    • @sidoniegabrielle269
      @sidoniegabrielle269 3 роки тому +11

      damn i realized at like 15. that’s not me trying to act smarter than you at all, i just wish i had gotten to spend longer thinking maybe somebody knew what the heck was going on about anything in general 😂

    • @videotaper2272
      @videotaper2272 3 роки тому +4

      I think I was figuring that out around 10 or 11...at the time it was neat that I knew things
      that others didn't...by the time I was 20 it was kinda scary. :-O

    • @rockstarJDP
      @rockstarJDP 3 роки тому +8

      @@videotaper2272 haha believe me, every 20 year old thinks they've got it all figured out 🤣 enjoy your innocence while it lasts 😉

    • @videotaper2272
      @videotaper2272 3 роки тому +3

      @@rockstarJDP
      I think I did have it figured out then...
      just everything changed on me since then...
      A 20 year old today would be very
      disadvantaged to how I was then.
      (Back then you could get interest on
      bank deposits that actually helped
      move you towards what you were
      saving up for, the number of years
      wages that would pay for a house
      was less.)
      At my current age I'm if anything
      slightly relieved by how little dumb
      stuff people are doing, I know people
      are doing a lot of dumb stuff, but I
      actually expected it to be worse.

    • @rockstarJDP
      @rockstarJDP 3 роки тому +3

      @@videotaper2272 haha maybe I was just naive and figured wisdom came with years, not with common sense and learned life lessons 😅

  • @nemraps
    @nemraps 3 роки тому +2651

    Me looking at my walls of action figures 😳

    • @johnjhonfofohniam
      @johnjhonfofohniam 3 роки тому +22

      Whoa you’re like verifies and stuff

    • @daxriley8195
      @daxriley8195 3 роки тому +29

      Ohhh yeahhh....

    • @SimoraCheeks1
      @SimoraCheeks1 3 роки тому +81

      Apparently as long as you're collecting and not playing with them you're winning this adulting thing!

    • @snafu2069
      @snafu2069 3 роки тому +57

      @@SimoraCheeks1 *adultery

    • @danielbyrne5402
      @danielbyrne5402 3 роки тому +29

      Me looking at my walls of swatted flies, I call it the wall of don't fuck with me

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy3450 3 роки тому +180

    I once saw an adult couple race each other up the stairs. I almost got offended. No one told me you could still have fun as an adult.

    • @morrownow
      @morrownow 3 роки тому +44

      You can't. They're cheating. You're supposed to report them to the Adult Consul.

    • @Thr3leven
      @Thr3leven 3 роки тому +23

      Send them to adultery jail
      WAIT fu-

    • @Man-vs-Metal
      @Man-vs-Metal 3 роки тому +28

      You saw them race up the stairs. You did not see them the next day when they were sore from racing up the stairs.

    • @raininess
      @raininess 3 роки тому +8

      @@Man-vs-Metal Just image how tired they must have been on top of already being tired.

    • @Michael-Archonaeus
      @Michael-Archonaeus 3 роки тому +3

      Keep racing, that’s the secret!

  • @Julia-lk8jn
    @Julia-lk8jn 2 роки тому +15

    That is so, so good.
    Hours and hours of binge-watching pitch meeting, and I'm still shocked how spot-on this is.
    Also: brilliant brilliant acting.

  • @maxhydekyle2425
    @maxhydekyle2425 3 роки тому +468

    Guys, I think Ryan's going through something right now. Let's all be here for every version of him.

    • @kjoc70
      @kjoc70 3 роки тому +28

      Even creepy toddler Ryan, source of nightmares and devourer of souls?

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 3 роки тому +17

      @@kjoc70 Hey even devourers of souls need help sometimes and we should even help that version of Ryan who is stalking the other version of Ryan who became the first ever artist.

    • @idonoy661
      @idonoy661 3 роки тому +5

      @@maxhydekyle2425 well you know it just kind of looked like boobs you can't blame him

    • @ApequH
      @ApequH 3 роки тому +6

      @@kjoc70 Oh, god why did you bring him up! I was planning on sleeping soon!

    • @falcore91
      @falcore91 3 роки тому

      @@kjoc70 especially him, it’s easy to be supportive of our favorite versions of Ryan. Monsters are the ones who need support the most, if only to make sure we remember to support those who are kind of middling.

  • @cojec
    @cojec 3 роки тому +621

    "And then he did a backflip, threw out his back, and saved the day!"

    • @matthewwheeler469
      @matthewwheeler469 3 роки тому +12

      Lol best comment I've seen.

    • @Warl89
      @Warl89 3 роки тому +12

      don't you mean 'snapped the bad back's neck, and saved the day?'

    • @matthewhume9063
      @matthewhume9063 3 роки тому +8

      References are tight!

    • @Grimjr7
      @Grimjr7 3 роки тому +7

      @@Warl89 No, no he didn't😂

    • @DaPeanutButter
      @DaPeanutButter 3 роки тому +3

      Underrated comment

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 3 роки тому +4080

    Adults are called being "groan ups" for a reason.

  • @zaya234
    @zaya234 Рік тому +13

    The adultery bit had me spit out my water lol

  • @ashleyking940
    @ashleyking940 3 роки тому +898

    “You know that fun you been having, we’re going to have to reduce that... a lot” 😂😭😭😂

    • @charleneWL
      @charleneWL 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @VIDEOGAMER20
      @VIDEOGAMER20 3 роки тому

      😂

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 3 роки тому +3

      I'm having more fun than when I was a kid.

    • @nykomedes
      @nykomedes 3 роки тому

      @@Katya_Lastochka oh yeah money solves all problems

    • @adaptable1553
      @adaptable1553 3 роки тому +7

      @@charleneWLIt looks like you're having fun. Hey, that's not allowed here.
      Gonna have to take three of those emoji's away. It's just simply too many.

  • @TheCaptainstupendous
    @TheCaptainstupendous 3 роки тому +146

    When he said sleeping will make you tired, I felt tired.

    • @tonyacosta4574
      @tonyacosta4574 3 роки тому +1

      U r gorgeous

    • @prion42
      @prion42 3 роки тому +3

      I already felt tired so it wasn't any change for me

    • @JimmyMon666
      @JimmyMon666 3 роки тому

      Honestly that was never a problem form me as an adult until my 40's. Now I sleep for 9 hours I'm tired, I sleep for 7 hours I'm tired, I sleep for 8 hours I'm tired. You can't win.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 3 роки тому

      @@JimmyMon666 Sleep as much as you can. Take as much time as you can to catch up on sleep. Sure, you feel tired if you sleep more than usual, that's your body trying to sneak in some sleep out of schedule. Catch as much sleep as you can. Eventually you will feel more rested, more attentive, more awake, and generally better - for about three hours.

  • @NNeuralghost
    @NNeuralghost 3 роки тому +197

    As someone who just turned 18 a week ago, I thank the UA-cam algorithm and Ryan George for blessing me with this wisdom of adultery-I mean, adulting

    • @kalebramirez7327
      @kalebramirez7327 3 роки тому +6

      Congrats! I honestly still can't believe I'm turning 21 this year, I still feel I'm in my 18s and that nothing's changed lol

    • @TheDarkPikatchu
      @TheDarkPikatchu 3 роки тому

      @@kalebramirez7327 same. but i turn 22

    • @yanagelfand4337
      @yanagelfand4337 3 роки тому +1

      Let's keep it up. I'm 24 and feel like I'm 17.

    • @issecret1
      @issecret1 3 роки тому +1

      It must be nice to still know how old you are. Because there's a point where that information becomes apparently useless as far as your own brain is concerned

    • @jonathandorsey
      @jonathandorsey 3 роки тому

      Don't worry, most of this stuff doesn't kick in til you have kids, have huge bills to pay, or your thirties.

  • @81bajaj
    @81bajaj Рік тому +2

    I'm 55 and still do most of the same things I did when I was 18--go to shows (often the same bands, because bands don't break up anymore), go to parties at friends' houses, drive, ride, work on my vintage cars and motorcycles, go sailing, and two years ago I took up water skiing. I do sometimes have back pain. :-)

  • @sophistanonym1703
    @sophistanonym1703 3 роки тому +136

    "How's the search for that lost spaceship going?"
    "Sigh, I can't complain, tired from too much sleep."

  • @Forkingschewpid
    @Forkingschewpid 3 роки тому +513

    The Ryanverse is expanding. They're becoming self aware😂

    • @blaghgames5050
      @blaghgames5050 3 роки тому +7

      OH NO WHAT'S NEXT ROBOTS?

    • @Justsomedudeokay
      @Justsomedudeokay 3 роки тому +7

      Oh no! We're doomed!

    • @TheChessDude124
      @TheChessDude124 3 роки тому +7

      oh no

    • @bannado5696
      @bannado5696 3 роки тому +1

      Actually it’s called the RGCU (Ryan George cinematic universe)

    • @blaghgames5050
      @blaghgames5050 3 роки тому +2

      @@bannado5696 but wouldn't it have to be.. playing in theaters for it to be cinematic?

  • @dorianr4770
    @dorianr4770 3 роки тому +381

    The best clip was at the end... "You're going to be tired."
    "so I'll sleep more."
    "No, that'll make you more tired."
    "So I'll sleep less."
    "No, that'll make you tired."
    "And your back will hurt."
    yup, sums up everything.

    • @couldntthinkofachannelname9316
      @couldntthinkofachannelname9316 3 роки тому +9

      Im not even an adult yet and all of this happens to me

    • @eleethtahgra7182
      @eleethtahgra7182 3 роки тому +3

      Maintain good posture while sitting n standing.
      Sleep on hard spring bed instead of soft one.
      Dont pick up heavy object using ur back muscle, use ur thigh muscle.

    • @innocentbystander3317
      @innocentbystander3317 3 роки тому +11

      Lastly, don't make stupid lists on the internet telling people what to do, and you'll be fine.

    • @littleowl-xh7iw
      @littleowl-xh7iw 3 роки тому +2

      Lets just sum it up with:“ you're always going to be tired.“

    • @eleethtahgra7182
      @eleethtahgra7182 3 роки тому

      @Bryce even a 5 kg object is dangerous to lift using ur back. But yeah, kinda like deadlift method

  • @mariacargille1396
    @mariacargille1396 3 роки тому +9

    The "You'll just find other things fun," bit cracked me up, because yes, even as a teenager, shopping for lamps, finding a seemingly undiscovered coffee shop, and looking at houses I couldn't possibly afford were all enjoyable pastimes. Apparently some part of me has been an adult for a lot longer than I realized. XD

  • @knightofsvea604
    @knightofsvea604 3 роки тому +164

    "grown up just happens"
    I felt that.

  • @arandomweeb1890
    @arandomweeb1890 3 роки тому +354

    Lets take a moment to appreciate how Ryan talks about his sponsors at the end of the video instead of in the middle of the video

    • @professorx3060
      @professorx3060 3 роки тому +40

      And people still watch the sponsored segment

    • @AndyDillbeck
      @AndyDillbeck 3 роки тому +18

      Doing ads right.

    • @DracoVictorious
      @DracoVictorious 3 роки тому +19

      I do love the adstronaut

    • @gdxnsk
      @gdxnsk 3 роки тому +9

      good advertising is tight!

    • @sadrick5616
      @sadrick5616 3 роки тому +25

      And he makes the ads very entertaining. Watching his ads are super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @justanotherhappyhumanist8832
    @justanotherhappyhumanist8832 3 роки тому +208

    I love how, on the whiteboard, he’s written “Pro Tip: Send people recipes and then never make the recipes they send you 😊”
    So true, haha!

  • @swan_flute12
    @swan_flute12 3 місяці тому +6

    1:04 i feel called out

    • @dappersnakeproductions
      @dappersnakeproductions 3 місяці тому +1

      I used to look like Gollum up the stairs, now I’m A depressed Bigfoot.

  • @GarrettWatts
    @GarrettWatts 3 роки тому +4287

    So much truth in this brilliant video. Love your video endlessly, Ryan. You make UA-cam better.

    • @pierre5594
      @pierre5594 3 роки тому +65

      Giving some love back Garrett! You both make UA-cam better, waiting for that 90's room with anticipation (:

    • @RyanGeorge
      @RyanGeorge  3 роки тому +581

      Shucks thank you Garrett! Looking forward to seeing the 90s room come together!!

    • @charliejunior6789
      @charliejunior6789 3 роки тому +58

      @@RyanGeorge Make a video called 'The first person to be weird' please!
      with a cherry on top??

    • @v-botgamer3750
      @v-botgamer3750 3 роки тому +4

      I got very excited when I read this comment then realized it was you. can't wait to see what you do with your quest room.

    • @v-botgamer3750
      @v-botgamer3750 3 роки тому

      lols guest room

  • @wut274
    @wut274 3 роки тому +443

    I swear I turned 25 and my back went "hErE's YoUr dElIvErY oF a LiFetLTiMe oF pAiN!" 🙄😅🤣

    • @leovk5779
      @leovk5779 3 роки тому +23

      Secret life tip: there are exercises that are good for your back (unless you have a serious injury or illness). One day, my dad discovered them, and he almost completely stopped having back pain.
      You just have to practise them every week for the rest of your life and- wait, ok, that doesn't sound like fun.

    • @Mashu_achbard
      @Mashu_achbard 3 роки тому +11

      I'm 24 and I literally don't even walk, I'm in a wheelchair. So I don't understand why I have back pain xD

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 3 роки тому +8

      Just wait till you're in your mid 30s!

    • @gabrielpowers766
      @gabrielpowers766 3 роки тому +10

      And when you get 58 or so your hips will remind you they exist, or your knees. Both eventually. Elbows and shoulders often like to get in on the action too so don't count them out.
      Ankles usually do OK but not always, but feet in general will be constantly pinging you at some point.

    • @leovk5779
      @leovk5779 3 роки тому +4

      @@gabrielpowers766 Another secret life tips: you can turn into a cyborg in your old age! Hips and even knee operations are very frequent nowadays. My grandparents took that life tip and now walk much better.
      Another life tip: take notes what your family do. If they make mistakes, learn not to do them. If they have some great life tips, learn from them too.
      How not to make mistakes? Experience. Experience is mistakes. Mistakes we will all make; but sometimes you can cheat and learn from other people mistakes! XD

  • @Captain_Sarcastic
    @Captain_Sarcastic 3 роки тому +750

    "But I can complain. I can complain a lot" "Nobody cares, or wants to hear it".
    This needs to be made widely known.

    • @outtheredude
      @outtheredude 3 роки тому +17

      Except on social media where not complaining is definitely not a thing.

    • @katakesh8566
      @katakesh8566 3 роки тому +19

      I think the issue is its too widely known. Some people have valid complaints and should fight for it.
      It's true no one cares or wants to hear it, but maybe we should. Maybe we don't all have to suffer the same

    • @Captain_Sarcastic
      @Captain_Sarcastic 3 роки тому +6

      @@katakesh8566 You are missing the point.

    • @darrenrobinson9041
      @darrenrobinson9041 3 роки тому +3

      Somebody please tell females that "Nobody cares, or wants to hear it."

    • @katakesh8566
      @katakesh8566 3 роки тому +6

      @@Captain_Sarcastic well I'm obviously a smooth brain, so didn't I get? There's a few ways to take your comment, that's not necessarily me missing the point, and equal statement is the point wasn't clear.
      And commenting helps the algorithm, from what others say.

  • @betterthanrubies2462
    @betterthanrubies2462 Рік тому +7

    "Oh and you're gonna have to start making your own appointments now."
    "Well then I guess I won't be having any appointments anymore." I felt that, Ryan. 🤣

  • @HopUpOutDaBed
    @HopUpOutDaBed 3 роки тому +70

    "You'll be tired all the time"
    "I'll sleep more"
    "That will make you more tired"
    "I'll sleep less"
    "That will also make you more tired"
    so true

    • @luketomlinson2672
      @luketomlinson2672 3 роки тому +1

      Ooooh coffee addictions are tight!

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 3 роки тому +2

      Im looking forward to the day cocaine is decriminalized in my country.

    • @MrGanjie
      @MrGanjie 3 роки тому +1

      I laugh and then the sadness washed over me with the truth

  • @SGhjkt
    @SGhjkt 3 роки тому +45

    "Also when the time comes for you to orient someone else to this whole adulting thing, you need to show them as little empathy as possible despite having gone through the exact same thing and having much the same reaction as they are."

  • @UNV-dk7xk
    @UNV-dk7xk 3 роки тому +156

    I bet the people on earth would’ve responded to the ad-stronaut if he started the email with “I hope this email finds you well...”

    • @koofoo7793
      @koofoo7793 3 роки тому

      I hoped this sentence would be there tbh 😂

    • @JustB_49ers
      @JustB_49ers 3 роки тому +2

      These are the only ads I truly watch. Ryan cracks me up even when he's selling me a product.

    • @NinJestre
      @NinJestre 3 роки тому +2

      We need to start the campaign to save the ad-stronaut people

  • @bridinlyng2344
    @bridinlyng2344 3 роки тому +45

    "This is all kind of depressing." "Yea that's kind of on brand with this whole organisation."
    This is the climax of the Internet.

  • @cupofjoe4642
    @cupofjoe4642 3 роки тому +154

    Adults in conversation: can’t complain
    Adults on the internet: complaining is my life and the very fibre that makes up my being

    • @Andrethegiant2008
      @Andrethegiant2008 3 роки тому +12

      Correction: EVERYONE on the internet.

    • @dua_junaid
      @dua_junaid 3 роки тому +6

      @@Andrethegiant2008 Haha it’s true 😭

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 3 роки тому +7

      There are no adults on the internet. On the internet, everyone is a child.

  • @DietM0XIE
    @DietM0XIE 3 роки тому +173

    "Running up the stairs on all fours? Gotta cut that out"
    Me as a young adult: "Never"

    • @stephen3164
      @stephen3164 3 роки тому +9

      If you get old enough, going up the stairs on all fours becomes acceptable behavior again! 😅

    • @VIDEOGAMER20
      @VIDEOGAMER20 3 роки тому

      Your back will hurt anyway.

    • @boazjamesmiller6387
      @boazjamesmiller6387 3 роки тому

      Actually, I think going up the stairs on two legs is faster.

    • @jaycol21
      @jaycol21 3 роки тому +2

      Me as a middle aged adult “Still NEVER!”

    • @drollfurball2863
      @drollfurball2863 3 роки тому

      It depends on how high the stairs are.

  • @clintmeyer6856
    @clintmeyer6856 3 роки тому +369

    That explains the midlife crises: all those men heard “adultery” instead of “adulting”

  • @barbibishop7362
    @barbibishop7362 3 роки тому +24

    He had me at “ GOING ON THE INTERNET AND LOOKING AT HOUSES YOU CANT AFFORD “ LMAO - “AND NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU SLEEP YOUR GONNA GET SOME BACK PAIN” - damn Nostradamus!

  • @ashyash1708
    @ashyash1708 3 роки тому +93

    "Looking at houses you can't afford" That's all my mom does 24/7.

  • @peterkaltoft8032
    @peterkaltoft8032 3 роки тому +314

    Emails starting with "I hope this email finds you well" is literally how all my work emails start 😄

    • @VIDEOGAMER20
      @VIDEOGAMER20 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah.

    • @HelloThere-15
      @HelloThere-15 3 роки тому +25

      Looks like you put a smiley face there, you aren’t supposed to have fun we’re gonna have to reduce that

    • @VIDEOGAMER20
      @VIDEOGAMER20 3 роки тому +2

      @@HelloThere-15 Lmao

    • @orangeapples
      @orangeapples 3 роки тому +12

      My work emails start with either a thank you or an apology.

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 3 роки тому +5

      I hope this comments finds you well...
      .
      .
      .
      Or i will find you

  • @TF-Times
    @TF-Times 3 роки тому +126

    “Even the people who know a lot don’t really know anything about any of this”. Fuck me this is like Shakespeare.

  • @Version0111
    @Version0111 3 роки тому +385

    Guy: Will I be able to do anything fun?
    Other guy: You can have more sex and you can drink. The drinking won't be fun but it'll make you think you're having fun so...
    Guy: Wait! Go back to the first one. Did you say I'm going to have more sex?
    Other Guy: No, I said you CAN have more sex... You probably won't though.
    Guy: Oh

    • @jkc7134
      @jkc7134 2 роки тому

      Bahahaha YUP

    • @bongofett6992
      @bongofett6992 Рік тому +4

      What’s sex

    • @kh6853
      @kh6853 Рік тому +1

      ​@@bongofett6992 Thing goes in thing and maybe makes babies

    • @VanguardJester
      @VanguardJester Рік тому +5

      tbh i noticed the drinking part.
      First time I had alcohol, it kinda sucked. It straightup tastes like medicine. Probably because of some medicines i had as a kid, but i digress.
      I've tried a variety of things. I watered it down with tea, I tried a rum&coke, I tried some mead. It's just... not good.
      Like, I felt myself loosen up, and my body was telling me that "you're having fun drinking this, therefore it tastes good." but the flavor's very unappealing. I've yet to try more sugary drinks, I bet i'd probably have fun with a white russian or a REAL pina colata, but so far, my experience with alcohol has been rather unpleasent.
      I hear a lot about the stuff being an 'acquired taste', but I gotta know, if you don't like the taste, and you're in a situation where you're not being pressured/don't have to drink, Why do people drink it?

    • @HMNCLunar
      @HMNCLunar 8 місяців тому

      ​@@VanguardJesterYou saw the vid: Because it's expected to from everybody else. Who told them to expect that? Everybody else.

  • @hussein_bdn
    @hussein_bdn 3 роки тому +63

    Ryan George has the best sponsorship bits. They're all genuinely entertaining and on Ryan's calibre.

  • @TheMeta141
    @TheMeta141 3 роки тому +152

    i literally said "i didn't magically become an adult overnight i'm still the exact same person i was yesterday i'm just allowed to drink now" when my mum said i was an adult now. jsut because i have reached 18 years of life does not mean i suddenly understand or know how to do any of the shit i am expected to deal with now

    • @thewatcher9480
      @thewatcher9480 3 роки тому +17

      That is exactly what I was thinking. A day before you're not allowed to watch "adult movies", you cannot drink, you cannot drive and suddenly you have the right to do everything 😂😂😂 and you don't understand a shit about the world

    • @Arrviasto
      @Arrviasto 3 роки тому +25

      I'm 27 now and it didn't really change much. It's not like you're getting better at this. You're just more used to not being good.

    • @23magneta
      @23magneta 3 роки тому +12

      I'm 35 and I still play pretend at being an adult.

    • @ollDeadfishllo
      @ollDeadfishllo 3 роки тому +5

      I just turned 24 XD I'm guessing being a grown up is mostly gonna be trying to be responsible.
      What ever that means

    • @crocodile6694
      @crocodile6694 3 роки тому +2

      Imagine drinking at 18.

  • @CCCW-777
    @CCCW-777 3 роки тому +154

    "Running up the stairs on all fours- got a cut it out"
    "But everyone knows it's faster"
    So relatable.

    • @tulleuchen
      @tulleuchen 3 роки тому +4

      That's for when you're really old and you fall. Then you can play again

    • @XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev
      @XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev 3 роки тому +2

      When you're old, you don't want to deal with stairs, none of it! lol

    • @WolfgangDoW
      @WolfgangDoW 3 роки тому +2

      31yo and stils do this!!!

    • @iambicpentakill971
      @iambicpentakill971 3 роки тому +3

      Also jumping down them with just your hands on the bannisters. Gotta cut that out too, and that's way faster.

    • @Wimikk
      @Wimikk 3 роки тому +1

      @@iambicpentakill971 I still do this one 😂

  • @TheVividKiWi
    @TheVividKiWi 3 роки тому +6

    Ryan’s videos are always funny, but this was the funniest one I’ve seen in a while.

  • @mjburn9310
    @mjburn9310 3 роки тому +33

    “You have to make your own appointments now”. I felt that

  • @somedandy7694
    @somedandy7694 3 роки тому +215

    "Also remember if you sleep wrong you'll get headaches from the neck pain"
    "What?"
    "Yeah, you may even feel it for a couple days; recovery takes A LOT longer are injuries are WAY easier!"
    "God, I hate this!"
    "That's the spirit! You'll be hating A LOT of stuff as a grown-up!"

    • @tackytrooper
      @tackytrooper 2 роки тому +2

      Long recovery times are TIGHT!

    • @EndPoliticalCorruption
      @EndPoliticalCorruption 2 роки тому +2

      @@tackytrooper Actually they're super frustrating, totally an inconvenience!

  • @cherrybomb6852
    @cherrybomb6852 3 роки тому +126

    "Looking at houses you can't afford."
    Why do you hurt me like this.

    • @sleepysera
      @sleepysera 3 роки тому +8

      But it IS fun, admittedly.
      Oh god, I turned into one, didn't I?

    • @Socasmx
      @Socasmx 3 роки тому

      That stung.

    • @joshwarrey3728
      @joshwarrey3728 3 роки тому +3

      @@sleepysera it did, didn't it?
      It did, didn't it?

    • @pedrocruz4409
      @pedrocruz4409 3 роки тому +1

      Most likely ur a millennial n can’t hope to afford a house..

    • @tiffanyh.5788
      @tiffanyh.5788 3 роки тому

      @@pedrocruz4409 Look in the Midwest or not in the metropolitan areas. You have options. They're not millions of dollars everywhere. Different states Different prices.

  • @101stumphead
    @101stumphead 3 роки тому +205

    As an adult I can finally own and play with all the toys I kept being told I was to big for since I was 8
    My desk is my 10 year old self's dream and I Love it

    • @Julia-lk8jn
      @Julia-lk8jn 2 роки тому

      Heh. Reminds me of the most cooperative, friendly and laid-back neighbor I ever had. When I hear dreadful curses coming from his door, I know his favorite video game is asking him to do a task he already did. F---ing ----eating motherf--- !!!1!

    • @HarmonicWave
      @HarmonicWave 2 роки тому +18

      I have way more video games now in my 40s than I ever did before, and more LEGOs too.

    • @diegoxavier9107
      @diegoxavier9107 Рік тому +9

      Turns out Mom wasn't lying when she said, "No, I'm not buying you that. When you have your own money you can buy what you want."

    • @prettycureforever7102
      @prettycureforever7102 Рік тому +3

      You need some adultering toys my friend

    • @klas666
      @klas666 Рік тому

      @@prettycureforever7102 adultery is TIGHT

  • @PashaGamingYT
    @PashaGamingYT 3 роки тому +96

    "You're gonna look at houses you can't afford on the internet"
    Me who looks at Gaming PCs you can't afford on the internet: _OFFENDED_

    • @franzusgutlus54
      @franzusgutlus54 3 роки тому

      Well, even if you could afford them, you wouldnt be able to buy them because of the shortages of the components...🤷

    • @JimmyMon666
      @JimmyMon666 3 роки тому

      I can afford an awesome gaming pc, a house... maybe not. Actually I can afford a nice house, I'm just reluctant to spend that much money in case something happens and I can't work.

    • @PashaGamingYT
      @PashaGamingYT 3 роки тому

      @@franzusgutlus54
      They'd be more affordable if the parts weren't short

    • @franzusgutlus54
      @franzusgutlus54 3 роки тому

      @@PashaGamingYT naturally...

  • @ZomBabeZoe
    @ZomBabeZoe 3 роки тому +196

    My eleven year old just watched this with me,looked at me and said "mum,you're not a grown up?" Lol naw,I'm a 34 year old grown ass kid...with back pain and tiredness!

    • @joelrobinson1157
      @joelrobinson1157 3 роки тому +12

      Lmfao!

    • @4fkeeks458
      @4fkeeks458 3 роки тому +13

      Damn, according to you, I will have back pain in approximately 3 years from now. That's not good. :(

    • @Mastervading4306
      @Mastervading4306 3 роки тому +17

      @@4fkeeks458 Adulting tip, make sure you get a good mattress. Your back will thank you for it.

    • @4fkeeks458
      @4fkeeks458 3 роки тому +5

      @@Mastervading4306 thanks, will definitely take it into account when I move in summer!

    • @Magnet_Chaos
      @Magnet_Chaos 3 роки тому +14

      @@Mastervading4306 Adultery tip, make sure you get a good mattress. Your back will thank you for it.
      ..... Wait.

  • @Rviere
    @Rviere 2 роки тому +3

    "You know all that fun you've been having? We're gonna reduce that. By a lot." No examples needed 😆 Where my child-like wonder at?? Rip.

  • @GooglyGoodGaming
    @GooglyGoodGaming 3 роки тому +48

    “But somebody knows what’s going on right?” “No.” 😂😂😂😂

  • @cliffsofdover1
    @cliffsofdover1 3 роки тому +69

    When he said "Adultery!" I just lost it😂

    • @emilymg1
      @emilymg1 2 роки тому

      That was my favorite part 😂

  • @TerminaMorte
    @TerminaMorte 3 роки тому +51

    "I hope this e-mail finds you well" Oof, that hit close to home.

    • @ArtamStudio
      @ArtamStudio 3 роки тому

      Such a cringeworthy line, and I see it *all. the. time.*

    • @emp9413
      @emp9413 3 роки тому +2

      I refuse to write that. I rather die.

    • @molassio1989
      @molassio1989 3 роки тому +2

      Shit. I have referred to it without even realizing. Ugh. I gotta stop.

    • @emp9413
      @emp9413 3 роки тому +1

      @@molassio1989 I got one today oh I laughed :)

    • @eternalreign2313
      @eternalreign2313 3 роки тому

      I don't get those, but I do get a lot Nigerian princes who trust me with their money.

  • @TallgeeseFan
    @TallgeeseFan 8 місяців тому +1

    All that fun you've been having, were gonna cut way down on that- Guy dressed up playing conversation with himself dressed up as someone else 😂 man Ryan George is the best.
    One of my favourite lines is when he says a movie character puts on glasses as a different person and he adjusts his own glasses and says "Yeah, that's just good character development" LMFAO