First Day As A Police Interrogator
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Their names are “Rookie detective” “Detective Investigator investigator” and “Friend Drugdealer”
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel
And that's tight
Peasant Pug I checked out the vide, nice
Your friendly neighbourhood drug dealer.
"Detective Moustache"
The only thing bigger than the mustache was the twist.
Coundnt agree more
" What twist" M. Night Shyamalan
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.
699th like...
Yeah😅🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂
I can't imagine how difficult it must be to find so many actors all with the same face.
Indeed
Its his brothers dude
CGI
Actually its super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
I'm starting to be convinced that these people are related.
Officer Rookie is unironically the smartest guy in the RCU
I think he actually isn’t the rookie, ironically
REU actually.
Ryan
Extended
Universe
RGEU
RGCU
RGU
"What is drugs" is one of the best ways not to get arrested.
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel
More like a way to start getting tazed XD who doesn't know what drugs is?
@@alvideos2145 I think it works if you start spouting a bunch of religious babble afterward :D
I love how there is a commanding moustache, over his already fairly commanding moustache
I was hoping for kenobi. Why are you here
It wasn't commanding enough, obviously
ProZD wants to know your location
Make-up's a union shop on this production.
Moustacheseption!
*Detective Investigator:* "Getting the criminal to admit to where the drugs are is gonna be super hard."
*Rookie:* "Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
The screen rant thing
sup the Ryan jorje thing
Bro nice
Mini spoiler: "Rookie"*
Dude, what a dumb line. That'll never catch on or go anywhere.
I guess the Gotham city police department ranks everyone based on mustaches. That’s why Jim Gordon is the commissioner
And this is why captain price is the captain of task force 141
Yeah
@@CollazoProd i was literally playing mw before watching this vid
haha dont watch gotham
It's a great system, I mean, look at Gotham, what a great and crime free city to live in.
“Where are the drugs?”
“I don’t know”
*Understandable, have a great day*
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.
Lol😂😂
"Did you forget to buy drugs?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
'Look officer i need you to get off my back about this drugs thing'
What is drugs?
If the real life interrogations had been like:
Police: Where are the drugs?
Criminal: I don't know!
Police: Fair enough
Police: Happy 72 hours of we can just hold you in a box.
Hmmm... Now I wanna hear Ryan do Batman impressions 🤔
Don't forget the cops threatening to have you raped in jail. Fairly common and barely an inconvenience...for the cops.
If Among us random would be police officers...
I need you to get ALL the way off my back about the drugs thing.
Oh let me get off that thing!
Interrogator: "So how are we gonna get this guy?"
The rookie: "It's super easy, barely an inconvenience."
Using lines from pitch meetings is tight!
so sad this comment is original and the reposted version is top comment
Oh really?
Hmmmm I didn’t realise that Shrek was the only one in the studio.
Yeah, I thought Shrek played Donkey because Shrek was the only one at the studio, but turns out Donkey was just CGI
What is he doing in the Ryan George Universe?
i didn't realize it was filmed in a studio, is it all green screen?
@@KevinUchihaOG Nope, the RGCU is totally real.
Pls report lynqsy on Instagram , he harms animals and posts on Instagram
Cops: So you have some drugs for us?
Criminal: Yes sirs I do!
Cops: Admitting crime on the first question is tight!
You win.
Sir I need you to get all the way off my back now please.
@@potzblitz6577 oh ill get off that thing
I will be honest, if a cop started referencing this channel I would play along even if I didn't commit a crime, then there'd be confusion.
Is it hard to find the drug?
Its gonna be super easy, barely inconvenience
3:56 Rookie: AH WE GOT YOU, YOU SON OF A B**CH!
Detective Investigator: OH HES GOOD-
This part killed me
Had us on the first half, not gonna lie.
LMAO
Would like but at 69
nah more like "had us on the first three quarters, not gonna lie"
@@TheCronq so?
@@ceptemzorpus is nice number
The guy really offered drugs to a police officer
The officer got him to be trusting
Actually a year ago in my country there was a party outside. They made a lot of noise so police came to send them home. There was a girl with a joint in her hand and she said to the the cop who asked them to turn off the music and get out: "Come on man, get a puff and chill out..."
@@amurape5497 I know he probably said no but I just need to make sure- did he take the offer or not?
@@amurape5497 0p
@@arethoserealgators7862 he didn't
Why do I feel like the Rookie is just Ryan being himself?
👆
"just Ryan"? Who is that?
Like... is he the guy who filmed the workout video? No... I think his name was steve...
Don't remember anyone called "Ryan" tho...
@@LetsPlayCrazy there is one dude called Ryan in the first guy to ever have names
@@weirdidiot4616 no, that's "Ryan Geroge", this is "Just Ryan"
@@TheRedAzuki maybe just Ryan is the secret identity of captain mockery
The quick cuts between characters are so seamless that it makes this feel like a real conversation. At times it almost feels like there’s an overlap. Very impressive. And, of course, funny as always.
I think some time ago he posted a video (may have been on Pitch Meeting or here, don't recall) where he mentioned that he does slightly overlap the audio on edit to get that seamless effect. It is very cleverly done!
@@vikiai4241it was the 200th pitch meeting. The Pitch meetings pitch meeting
"We can hang out at my place, i got a ton of drugs we can do", the cop: "Haha i've got you you son of a b***", biggest plot twist, ever
Danng rookie is smart
Plot 5wist: they forgot to record the confession
Yeah
@@srirampatnaik9164 No they didn't we're watching it right now.
@@srirampatnaik9164 what’s a 5wist?
Kinda selfish he doesn’t give credit to the other actors in the video
I know right?!
Well he is racist against people who wear hats
I smell an R/Wooooosh coming
The r/wooosh...I can feel it...so close...
BuT tHeRe Is OnLy OnE AcToR
The dislikes are from veteran police officers who still can't grow commanding mustaches.
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel
@Elias Rivera like that guy above you talking about obama, money, and advertising his channel?
@@Blue-tz2pd yes
Lol
@@gametests I hope your mustache leaves you like your parents
I'd watch a full length movie of Ryan's playing different characters.
"My name is Detective Investigator I have the most commanding mustache in the room so I'll be leading this integration"
Are you sure about that?
“Wake up shrek I am making pancakes”
-Ryan George 2020
I laughed so hard at that 😂😂😂
@Miles Cabrera yes everyone knows
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel
Actually I believe Officer Rookie is the one that said this
LINCspace welp Officer Rookie saying stuff is tight
"play dumb."
-What iş drugs?!
"Not THAT dumb!"
Got the reference! :D
how do you put the ç on the s
What’s this from? I remember it, but I can’t remember where.
The joke is even older, from the nineties. Bottom, S1E1 "Gas" They were stealing gas from the neighbour. The gasman was coming to their house. "What is gas"?
@@ilovecairns5181 like this : ş
“That’s far away from the actual quote”
That ending was amazing. That "head investigator" was totally beaten by the amateur rookie cop!
*gets the truth out after faking a friendship*
Detective: “Wow, you’re good.”
Interrogator: “It was actually super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
Even Obama says that I am making that video.
his name is detective interrogator
I guess we both know who's getting the commanding officer moustache
Aww you said the thing
They actually had to make Shrek in CGI too because he didn't show up in the chroma key.
I feel like this post is underrated
perhaps criminally so? ;-)
but it's only been up 13 hr at this stage, so...
Imma wait.
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.
The tricky part was making a motion capture suit that fit Shrek.
They could use blue screen
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey can you people please stop using the phrase ‘criminally underrated’ or any variation of it. It’s getting super repetitive and annoying.
The delivery of "We might be" is one of my favorites from all his videos. Cracks me up every time
plot twist: They planned the whole friendship talk.
No shit Sherlock!
I don't think so seeing as how the other Officer was surprised.
" Do you have a criminal for me today?"
" No, but this is my new bff."
Wow wow wow wow wow wow. Wow.
can you do that?
@@ashleyyr0se ok ! Let me get off of that thing
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.
"How are we going to find out where the drugs are?"
"Actually, it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
aw man, that friendship was going places. Now it will just be the 1 Musketeer :(
Let's get an F in the chat
yo its huntedskelly I didn't know you watched Ryan George
@@zinxxo7202 If I'm gonna do comedy, I've gotta learn from the best
it’s the scratch dude woah
huntedskelly
Nah, I have a feeling that Officer Rookie is still gonna be best friends with the drug dealer guy. Remember that they already bonded, and that stuff’s for life, no take backs.
When you find a Ryan George sketch that you've somehow never seen before...
How?? Why?? WHO?? WHAT IS THIS VIDEO?!? THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
M Night's been real quiet since this came out
Plot Twist: The guy with the commanding mustache is actually the rookie.
Headcanon Accepted :P
impossible he's mustache is too commanding
@@nabilelias2310
I agree. They don’t hand out commanding mustaches like that to rookies. You need to put your time in and pay your dues. Walk the beat. Stare death in the face. Take your lumps. And a whole lot more clichés to get a mustache that commanding.
@@zemoxian and a good photoshop for when officers break the fourth wall
Just happened
Honestly wasn’t expecting Officer Rookie to be that good at the end there
Giant twist there
Never saw it coming
I definitely saw it coming lol but still laughed
its the old cop, new cop routine
@@Usario321 I have to admit I did not see it coming at all lol
Seriously, I never saw the ending coming! I truly believed the rookie was a moron! That was just pure genius and very hilarious! It was barely an inconvenience to be crying from laughing too hard! 😏😂
The way this guy can act solo is pretty awesome, all the facial expressions with no one to feed off, hard to do.
What are you talking about? There were three actors here
Then Officer Rookie did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck, and saved the day.
Yes
Using references to skits on other skits is tight.
This type of comment is timeless..!
But then who would interrogate him so they could put him in a room
It would be super easy barely a inconvenience
“What is drugs?” my go to answer.
Everytime
Same I got a 10/10 on my maths test
First thing that popped up in my head is “what is love”
You know, the funniest part was when the Rookie said, "Got you, you son of a *****!" I mean, the whole video he was a sweet innocent guy and then wham!
@@codclipz8454 Dang you for that!
My jaw dropped at the twist. That was incredible
LMFAO the ending when he said "I got you son of a bitch" "oh he's good"
Was so funking funny XDDDDD 😂😂
Junior detective: "..did you know that's CGI, that's not a real donkey"
Bad Guy: "Oh"
😂😂😂
The only one that wasn't CGI was Shrek (I think).
"Did you know you're just a character, you're not a real person"
"Oh"
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.
“shrek is the only not cgi character” or something
“Yeah, did you know that all the characters were CGI, the only one they actually had in the studio was Shrek”
First guy to be a doctor
Dr "Okay, lie down while I cut into you."
Guy "I don't think I like that idea"
Maybe surgeon instead of doctor
@@wrpro7495 a surgeon is a doctor if he isn't mistaken
"I'm gonna penetrate you and this may hurt..."
"Not sure about that! I think I need to call my lawyer Ryan & Law"
Yeah we all know they meant medical doctor but in theory that could a person with a doctorate in art cutting the guy. Lol
@@skylerruin but not all doctors perform surgery so surgeon is more appropriate.
So if we take all Julie Nolke's characters and all of Ryan's Characters, I think that any movie created in the past 10 years could be redone to be 100x better than the original.
I’ve been binge-watching all Ryanverse content for over a week and am STILL getting blindsided by incredible plot-twists. *begins slow clap*
The way the guy gives himself away at the end is hilarious
That's actually why I liked the video
It was super easy....barely an inconvenience
Hope Rock all part of the rookie’s master plan
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel
Wow wow wow wow spoiler much?
Ryan can make a whole movie by himself and it'd still be better than most of the stuff out there
"And in the end he does a backflip and snaps the bad guy's neck and saves the day"
Honestly, he plays the different people so well, I might actually forget that it is all just one person
@@pinkmuffin9842 hold on. U mean this wasn't 3 people?
Except for Shrek. BEST MOVIE EVER
@@hoarder66 I don't know man. They were disagreeing with each other, so they can't be the same person, so maybe you're right.
"Put in a room" is such a funny crossover phrase I laugh at every time it's mentioned. 🤭
I thought it was just me.... I have no idea why, it's just funny.....
I think that’s like a legit interrogation technique. It’s obviously played up for laughs but getting the suspect to drop their guard by talking abt other stuff
“Oh, lying??? Man, this guy is good he’s sneaky.”😂😂
Hahahaha
Dude the ending was one of the biggest plot twists I’ve ever seen
Top 10 anime plot twists
I started to suspect officer rookie was playing a long con once the friendship trio thing came up and slightly suspected it during the shrek portion.
I signed in, just to like this comment. Ryan is better at plot twists than M night shamalongadingdong.
@@corneliussnow3491 lol
Yeah
0:10
"this is officer rookie, it's his first day."
"How ya doin'?"
"I-yea-I'm okay."
"OH, yo, he answered!"
that's me so hard. I get so happy when I'm not ignored.
Officer Rookie built a bond between him and the criminal and then got the criminal to admit to having drugs without even having to ask. He's good. Very good.
Officer Rookie: *My goals are beyond your understanding*
Apparently even beyond mine too.
Even Obama says earning money is super easy barely an inconvenience smell it on ma channel
I think you mean his methods lol
*-"""YES"""-*
@@mickhailreeves7517 yeah, but it ain't how the meme goes. You seen my channel name? 😆
Plot twist: Detective and Officer are their first names.
They aren’t?
no shit sherlock inspector
"Another one of the good guys, eh?"
Shawn: "No, his first name is Detective."
Detective Officer and Officer Detective
Officer gets a more commanding mustache
Bruh I love how awkward these characters interact with each other
This guy's mastered using facial expression to differentiate characters. Unironically an incredible actor.
My friend was having a bad day, so I showed him a Ryan George video. Now he's happy.
I guess you could say Ryan did a backflip, snapped the bad day's neck and saved the guy
That was super easy barely an inconvience.
That was tight
Underated
@@late_8106 yeayeayea
super inconvenence barely an easy
In the Ryanverse, everyone loves Shrek, everyone’s favourite character is donkey, and everyone has 2 sisters... because they’re all Ryan.
Makes me think Ryan might actually have two sisters.
the ryverse
No, some of them are *clearly* Ryan with a fake moustache.
It's like the club you can't talk about.. everything actually happens to you.. and is you
Are the sisters Ryan too?
Oh wow. That was definitely the most tactically brilliant interrogation I've ever seen.
i was just waiting for the twist for detective rookie to get info, i'm glad my predictions were correct! very good skit!
Never doubt a Ryan interrogating another Ryan while a Ryan watches over. No one can pull the wool over Ryan's eyes.
But... wouldn't it be Ryan pulling the wool over himself 🤔
As I Ryan. I'm here to say; Yes. Absolutely. Yeah. That's exactly what happens. Like two sheep's worth of wool and some crying is sometimes involved. But a Ryan can always pull the wool over another Ryan's eyes.
I like how you've taken all your shower thoughts and somehow turned them into a career.
And he's doing a great job.
Not a surprise since social distancing made keeping a job more challenging, unless you work alone : /
@@amyhoard1222 Considering he did it BEFORE social distancing, your attempt at a pessimistic comment doesn't hold up.
@@rev0568, that’s because “ it was super easy barely an inconvenience”🤣
@@amyhoard1222 What are you talking about?
So handsome, so wholesome. CANADIANS!!!
When a single man with a fake mustache and a green screen has better sketches than most fully funded Key and Peele
I mean its kind of a different genre in comedy . Key and peele , Ryan George , Brandon Rogers , Caleb City all are great .
@@bullykojima3232 I disagree.
@@JKurayami with what ?
I love how ryan puts a mustache over his mustache
Double the Fancy
It is more commanding that way
I want us to be friends
The alpha mustache
Twice the moustache, double the fun
First guy to ever do a ride share
“Give me money to get in my car”
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel
First guy to milk a cow
First guy to cuss
G1, "give me money, and get in my car" "Whoah, you're robbing me, AND kidnapping me?!""
I thought "taxi" was invented before this, no?
"Get in my car and make awkward small-talk; it'll help save the environment"
Helpful hint: If you're ever being interrogated and you're innocent you'll likely have the presence of mind to catch all the interrogator's attempts to manipulate you. DON'T CALL THEM ON IT. Apparently, even the good ones often have ego issues.
Always have a lawyer present, especially if your innocent.
My favorite tactic I have heard is the Susan Serandon tactic where you answer every question with the words Susan serandon.
love this channel! all this time later and the joke still hits without fail. great work!
I feel like "we're friends here" is the equivalent of when your Mom says "I wont get mad if you tell me"
And then beats you with a belt and with the metal part
@@Crowley77 dude are you ok?
@@tright6 no...I got beaten a lot ;-;
@@Crowley77 do u need to talk-
Biggest scam 9f my life
You will never know how I got these likes
Oh, let me get off that thing
like...aaaaaall the way!
Q Shelley yea yea yea
Oh, oh! Ok! Let me get off that thing real quick!
Lol thats the only good thing about screen rant. Ryan. The rest sucks ass
Great video Ryan! I really enjoyed watching your first day as a police interrogator. Your dedication to your job and your professionalism really shine through. I'm sure you'll be a great asset to the team. Keep up the good work!
Easily one of my favorite sketches of his. Truly great work.
The Ryan George that came up with this skit needs a promotion
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.
Sorry, but the Ryan Georges are all CGI. The only actual Ryan George on the set is Ryan George.
Zachary Wooden really, now?
That Ryan never gets the credit he deserves
But they would be confused who to promote, because they all look the same.
The adstronaut is one of the few instances an ad will actually entertain me.
Watch caddicarus if you want funny ads
I want us to be friends
I think the transparency helps
Mann Shorts has great adds.
Also Gus Johnson and Eddy Burback
I keep getting re-recommended Ryan’s videos that I’ve watched, but NEVER this one. I had to go search it. And I’m so glad I did.
"the only one they had there in real life in the studio was shrek"
shrek was actually based off of a real person
Who?
@@finnanima2413 maurice tillet
"I have the most commanding Moustache so ill be leading the investigation."
Repeating a line from the vid is tight
hilarious
And yet the rookie was the one who ended up leading.
It's hilarious how he always connects mustaches with power or leadership.
why sick be leading the investigation
Ryan: I'm out here in adspace
Me: Well if he's out, I'm in
if you're in then I'm out
Well, if P.Mow is in, I'm in.
@@ryshow9118 well if he's in I'm out
Well, if you're in, im out
@@Zero-111 if you're in , then i'm in
The greatest display of good cop bad cop I've ever seen, he got me too.
Man. Fooled me not once, not twice, but THREE times.
2:48 Thought the video was over after “Oh for f**** sake”…
Kept going.
3:36 Thought FOR SURE the video was ending after “Oh my God”…
Kept. Going.
Ending took me by complete surprise… And his face terrified me! 😱 😂
Ryan, you totally broke the mold in this one.
Me trying to get anything done: “You think maybe we’re losing focus here?”
Brain:”We might be”
Every time.
Brains losing focus is tight!
Read that in his voice - hahaha
ADHD 100
My thoughts as I scroll through UA-cam comments.
The twist at the end was so unexpected I was like ok almost over now then he is the smartest guy in the world
Major Jake Peralta energy
Nice, a Brooklyn 99 reference
I came back to this video three months later and then I looked at the comments and I noticed I made a comment so I read what it said and then I noticed I had 180!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! likes
@@GamerPony exactly
@@thomaspcs I’m pretty sure while the ad-stronaut was sponsoring back on Earth the rookie ate a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it and then did a backflip snapped the bad guy’s neck and saved the day
"Frikin' donkey is my favorite"🤣
That was a plot twist better than one disney could ever comprehend.
Do "First guy to ever have a signature"!
This squiggle on some paper that vaguely looks like my name is going to represent me I decided, and if anyone were to replicate this squiggle exactly they could take everything I have.
Could they get put in a room for that?
This squiggle just says "Unemployed Bob"
Does it actually have to spell out your name?
Robert Hall nah just draw an exact circle
This actually sounds like a really good idea
The two musketeers need a theme song:
"The Pontiac Bandit, and Jake are cops..."
🎵 taking down crooks in the streets where they live 🎵
The name was already decided. They're called 'The Three Musketeers.' There only being two of them is just a coincidence.
R.I.P The talking police dog
Judy and Peralta are at it again
Jokes on you they were always friends
Now imma get my immunity
The ghost of the talking dog haunts the preeecinct
@@Bee-ol1xr "Flirting with girls who are hot for the badge... THERES A TALKING POLICE DOG THAT HELPS THEM SOLVE CRIMES!"
Setting up a very real friendship would actually be beneficial, and be good for avoiding false confession risk.
1:54 No idea why he does that sound there, but I love it.
“Let me ask you this”
“Oh sorry I totally cut you off-“
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.
@@gametests I know you're a bot but like... what is this even supposed to mean?
@@Aeronor2001 LOLz
Even I don't know what he means
Love your content. So much awesomeness in one room.
Yeah, they're all such great actors!
Yup
You mean 'in one guy'?
@@umangjain5460 No way, all of the guys in that room did great in this skit!
Brian Neubert and Ryan speaks for all of him.
Trying to bond with the suspect is actually a really good strategy, the secrets could just slip out, or they would trust you, and tell you what they did.
I love this one, I'm returning from time and now and then and again.
If Rookie keeps this up, he’s looking at getting promoted to a new name in no time.
Yeah, he'll have to come up with a whole new sound that his mother didn't give him at birth.
Maybe he’ll even get a commanding moustache.
@@KrillLiberator I hope he picks sofa..
@@oiomgaming8130 "eh" would be better ...
@@name_69420 true, or aaaAAAAAAAAA
Was really hoping he'd call them "The Moustacheers"
but as was clearly pointed out, only one of them has a moustache, so...
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 I believe the line was "..I have the *most commanding* moustache in the room.."
@@richardevbuomwan8373 oh! I did not recall that, Dude...
(sorry Big Lebowski)
I think we can all agree it is the only one which counts, in this scenario, though... ;-)
Name of your new band - "The Moustacheers"
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience." smell it on my channel.
Wow, awesome! I did not expect that. Great job!
I love your sense of humor. The ad-stronaught is often as good or better than the sketch. 😁
You should always know...
Ryan has the most commanding mustache.
Even Obama says "Earning money is super easy barely an Inconvenience" smell it on ma channel