I love the idea that this horrible Sith Lord responsible for countless deaths is incredibly vigilant of the speed limit and makes sure not to exceed it.
Zanny acting like he totally didn't pursue Jaesa's romance off screen. Her dialogue implies progress on her romance storyline. Pretty sure that if you flat out reject her, she would never call you "dear", nor get jealous of Vette later on.
"Why is there five people judging my decisions?" that should be a meme like the one with the 5 black guys behind the sofa and the one white girl sitting down except it's Malavai, Lieutenant Pierce, Vette, and the other two behind and Borrger instead of the girl
Being a "good" Sith is actually one of the funnier ways to play since it makes the character stand out more. I also find it interesting though too since a lot of the party members tend to respond well to that.
“So you’re a Jedi who just got trapped in the Sith Empire?” “No it’s just what all his friends were doing.” “What are we doing today guys? Oh we’re torturing people?” “He doesn’t want to get left out.” Peer pressure is no joke guys
at 06:55 - Legit thought your Sith Lord had either really tiny arms, or had robot arms but they were being maintenance at the time .... I should probably go to sleep xD
@@delta2372 They got us wanting to be with Lizards, bird people, scaley psychic succubus, the greys, memory based PTSD suffering frogs, it's amazingly cultural.
Since I recently started playing SWTOR I just assumed the algorithm was recommending me older videos but this one has a bunch of views and is only a month old. Crazy that this game is having a bit of a well deserved resurgence lately
For those wondering why everything is so far away making you drive long distances. When the game first came out you had to do every mission in addition to the main story quest to level up. Though this made leveling very tedious at times it also made the pacing of the main story quest a bit better since it was designed around players doing all the quests on the way. So the main story quest was usually at the very end of each zone and you would fight your way to it, making it feel like you fought your way through a warzone. Now that you only need to do the main quest to level up you can just cruise past the entire warzone on your mount or stroll right into an enemy stronghold, kill a guy or collect an object and then leave. It is kind of a double edged sword. Either long tedious leveling but with better pacing and world building or fast leveling but the story feels a bit more rushed and not as satisfying.
the quest design and pacing of this game if you do all the sidequests as intended honestly puts most RPGs to shame, classic singleplayer ones included. You arrive on a planet with a story quest, and on the way to the objective you naturally come across every sidequest and complete it on the way to your main goal, barely, if ever, needing to detour, and by completing these sidequests you actually learn more about the planet, your main goal, how everything interacts with each other, and get to be involved in all the important conflicts and events of the setting that may or may not be related to your personal main goal, making you feel like you have a real presence in the world. Absolutely brilliant
@mandak kart i'm not. Even in the best singleplayer RPGs there's an unending amount of sidequests that require you to travel to the other side of the map for some reason, completely derailing you, and if there's any sense of immersion regarding travelling long distances and spans of time it completely shatters that as well. With Old Republic, everything feels like one single cohesive story, sidequests require only that you fight X amount of enemies in an area you'd be passing through and fighting those enemies anyway on the way to your main goal, or that you make a slight detour to an adjacent area and in the process discover some minor plotline that is narratively, if not by gameplay, related to your main goal. Plenty of RPGs have more interesting quests, better stories, etc, but in terms of overarching design of quest progression, pacing, and cohesion i've not found anything that beats it. In Old Republic I often forgot which of the objectives i was doing were technically for a sidequest and wich were technically for the main story, because all the sidequests felt like they were a natural and intrinsic part of how i reached my goal, and were all in the same general area as that goal. In the Witcher 3 i occasionally groaned at having to go back track, or stop my story progression to go to a completely different region of the map only to later come back and get back to what i was doing
@mandak kart i'm not entirely sure if you mean that the quests themselves were very samey from planet to planet, or the structure of "pick up sidequest on the way to main quest" was samey, though either way that's fair. I suppose it's down to preference. I'd rather have the same structure on every single planet that feels organic and convenient, than constantly having to go to different places and waste irl time as well as, theoretically, in-game time. Aside from wasting real time walking around, as i mentioned, my immersion can very quickly break when i end up going on a fetch quest on the other side of the continent where it would realistically take me weeks to travel, only to then come back to the main quest and everyone act like no time passed - especially if the current events are supposed to be very urgent. And as for the quests themselves being very samey, i mostly agree. But like i said, the boring quests ("go here, press button" , or "go here, kill x enemies" were always on the way to where i was going anyway, so they didn't bother me, and the ones that were different were interesting enough to me. For example, the noble girl who wants to join the bug hivemind on alderaan is still in my mind to this day
@mandak kart right, i see what you mean. In hindsight, yeah, i get the theme-park feel you're talking about. It's not a perfect system, but i think it's still worth praising, and if other studios tried to iterate on it and evolve it, it could easily become the new gold standard, but it seems to have gone completely unnoticed even by bioware itself somehow. Definitely agree on your point about dragon age, it's baffling.
Actually, that's not alot of money compared to how much money you can hold and how expensive things are on the GTN. I've played the game since 2015, back then you'd be way way well off but now with how the economy on the game is fucked, that's chump change.
@@restfulReverie i understand that, ive also played the game for a long time. but 200,000,000 is still a lot of credits lmao. more than most other players in the game
Solar playing a Jedi under pier pressure is the funniest thing ever. You think the Empire has a Human Resources department? Someone needs to talk to Jaessa
Zanny I just wanted to thank you for being there making me laugh I'm not going to get into it but my past months have not been the best I appreciate you helping me just by uploading
I just checked zannys subscriber count and balked, since when did he have 1.4 million subs? Last I actually looked he had 100k subs. Well done Zanny you’ve grown.
Zanny you are one of the few people who I feel I can relate to and whose community I feel I belong in. You never fail to entertain with your content. Keep being who you are, you've got a fan in me for life. Keep up the good work!
The moment i think of some good video before going to bed and ending finding out zanny uploaded 4 sec ago :D Love you man, looking forward for another Destiny clip :)
I would watch Zanny play every character's story all the way through. His commentary is top tier. I secretly hope he does a video series on the character stories and does an operation.
Glad to see I'm not the only one who ends up over leveling for story content. What can I say I'm a procrastinator. Also just reached the end and realized there was no puppy break. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. Also Sláinte to Kirin and Miro.
ZanClan SWTOR guild discord! discord.gg/v6g5vaG9qn
Btw 1:21 *fabio 2
Been waiting 🔥
Zanny you were the chosen one you TRATOR!
Lord Zanny I am requesting to Join the zan Clan guild.
Wizard 101? 😂
I love the idea that this horrible Sith Lord responsible for countless deaths is incredibly vigilant of the speed limit and makes sure not to exceed it.
Nothing says true evil like obeying traffic laws to the very small detail
Traffic Laws is Hatred. Traffic Laws are Suffering. He is gaining dark side points by obeying their tyranny.
"SLOW DOWN!, I wanna get there but I wanna get there alive!"
lawful evil
@@Drivaawwrrr isnt that zack off zack and cody
He’s gone so far into the dark side that he didn’t include a puppy break, typical sith behavior
We need to cancel him for this
@@ainsleyjackson7822 we can't cancel zanny thatd get cancel culture banned
@@ainsleyjackson7822 HE HAS BECOME TOO DANGEROUS TO BE CANCELED!
i just wanna see jedi master kirin and darth miro, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!!
@@Glorbnok then he's the martyr that we need lol
Zanny’s acting like the reasons his mounts are so slow isn’t because Borgerr’s mass somehow has more pull than Earth’s gravity.
STOP, STOP, HE'S ALREADY DEAD FROM OBESETY
damn, you burned him harder then what obi wan did to anakin
The force with Borger is stronger than the moons pull, thats why it takes 30 minutes to get from A to B
I didn't see the m in "mass" when I first read that...
If you lit Borgerr on fire he would burn for fucking weeks.
I like how borger tries to seduce any girl he meets but when someone tries flirting with him he gets uncomfortable
Pepe le pew sindrome
Not true, only one alien
I just realized I'm in the same server as Borger and the Cult
ironic
🤣🤣🤣 it's cause shes human
"Peace is a lie, there is only drip" - Darth Bane
Through drip, I gain swag
There is only drip in the empire
Through swag I gain power through power I gain more drip
“When acquiring the drip, your health is irrelevant!”
-Sun Tzu
ngl thats better than mine lol
Just equip it as an outfit
*sun zoo
Zanny starting a star wars cult is the most Zanny thing yet
I would join the zan cult
I like that in SWTOR its so little to do they just make cults for the lols
too bad swtor isn't on console
Me too
Its free on pc
“The Jedi with a toxic friend group.” That’s pure gold
me when I'm with my friends
Prequel era Jedi in a nutshell
Zanny acting like he totally didn't pursue Jaesa's romance off screen. Her dialogue implies progress on her romance storyline. Pretty sure that if you flat out reject her, she would never call you "dear", nor get jealous of Vette later on.
Dont worry, I have already contacted the authorities
Is for content
He knows what he's doing lol
Jaesa my favourite romance
@@damon-gallagher Light Side Jaesa > Dark Side Jaesa
"Why is there five people judging my decisions?"
that should be a meme
like the one with the 5 black guys behind the sofa and the one white girl sitting down except it's Malavai, Lieutenant Pierce, Vette, and the other two behind and Borrger instead of the girl
I'd honestly watch a whole Disney+ show about Solor's character
Yes that would be so funny😂
I love it!
The Jedi with the toxic friend group. It has more potential than the Sequels and the High Republic combined.
It's what Kylo Ren SHOULD have been like, lol.
What if Seaweed
The zan clan finally establishing its glorious empire
God damn clan kids
Build the KirinStar and destroy planets with a single commercial break
For a safe and secure... *S O C I E T Y*
Your new empire?
The New Zan Empire!!!!!
Solar's character: "I'll only commit war crimes if you guys are commiting war crimes."
Solar is the guy in of "how peer pressure led to the extinction of a species"
@@knighthunter1791 Canada’s relationship with America
Why do I feel called out because all my characters are like this
And he'll be late in that too, TYPICAL
Borrger: "I'm just doing it for some chicken nuggets."
Zanny with the mounts: “Reality can often be disappointing”
Jaesa is like that clingy girl that goes around saying you're dating and we over here like "Who are you again?"
tbf I think that dialogue only occurs if you initiate at some point so he really brought this on himself.
If zanny starts calling himself the senate we should all be concerned.
Zanny is the Senate!
@@jeremysantos9766 not yet
But I am the senate
@@darthsidious3274 not anymore
It's treason then
“I’m not a clan kid.”
-Zanny, Cult Leader and Leader of Clan Kids
He is basically a clan father
@@ikerus69 I mean...Revan had a cult following too. I think Zanny is on the way to surpassing Revan.
“The thrill of battle is what arouses me. And also, aliens” -zanny (I know what you mean)
This quote should be a t-shirt
Gay
so thats why he's really supportive about cal and merrin huh
No kidding ashoka shaak ti and aalya sucura along with lumanara and barriss offee are hot
He may kill orphans and slighter the innocents. But he ain’t not cheater. Mad respect Zanny.
Being a "good" Sith is actually one of the funnier ways to play since it makes the character stand out more. I also find it interesting though too since a lot of the party members tend to respond well to that.
I’m afraid there are no accidents in the Old Republic, Zanny.
@notarickroll i remember you. That's the 2nd damn time i fell for this!
Dueled a member of the zan clan a while back...they are quite skilled zanny you trained them well.
Edit: Thanks for the like zan man your my number 1.
You're clan is impressive you must be very proud
Nice icon
Did you win?
Well, they got religion after all
@@reason58ofwhytodie Died twice but I got her once so no. But I'm happy that I had the battle.
Zanny: “ is the final boss gonna be his balls”
Me: Thinks of the deathstars
lol. Palpatine overdid it and busted hi--
Damn, they were even lopsided as well.
Oh God
“Open interface editor”
“WHAT THE FU...”
“I KNOW, I KNOW JUST BEAR WITH ME”
Legit died at this lmfao
“So you’re a Jedi who just got trapped in the Sith Empire?”
“No it’s just what all his friends were doing.”
“What are we doing today guys? Oh we’re torturing people?”
“He doesn’t want to get left out.”
Peer pressure is no joke guys
FOMO
I lol'ed when he said he was a Jedi with a toxic friend group
me when im with my friends
Average Rp backstory xD
Zanny: Invites everyone to apartment
THE HOST OF TSUSHIMA
no
Yes
Yes
The replies of tsushima
@@Skulldude-yj9kg its gotta rhyme with ghost bro
Zanny: *makes guild
Obi Wan: you have become the very thing you swore to destroy
God damn clan kids
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a clan kid
To be fair, he didn't even make it
at 06:55 - Legit thought your Sith Lord had either really tiny arms, or had robot arms but they were being maintenance at the time .... I should probably go to sleep xD
Same lmao
i remember watching the origins of borger back in like august. and seeing the progression to starting a cult is such an epic character arch
"The thrill of battle arouses me, and ALIENS!"
Zanny needs to play mass effect lol
Facts
That will be another Renegade for life playthrough
liara!
If you aren't a xenophile after playing mass effect then you are playing it wrong
@@delta2372 They got us wanting to be with Lizards, bird people, scaley psychic succubus, the greys, memory based PTSD suffering frogs, it's amazingly cultural.
Wait. So Solar is a Sith who was originally a Jedi, and uses a double-bladed blue lightsaber? Oh my Force Solar is Exar Kun!
Exar Kun with the personality of Uliq-Qel-Droma, apparently.
Nah. He's just a jedi who has too many sith friends and doesnt want to be left out during hangouts
All hail the light side of the sith
Oh my force is the worst thing I’ve seen today :(
Zanny's apprentice: "Lemme smash."
Zanny: "No."
Apprentice: "How about now?"
Zanny: "I said no."
Apprentice: "Now?"
Zanny: "How many times... No!"
😂 I was surprised to see him with morals
Except when it came to Vette, I don't blame him, alien waifus are usually superior.
You're forgetting the "Fine then, we're done!" at the end
@@nickhoude21 *We can't be done if we were never a thing.*
Who would have known the dark side doesn’t take no for an answer
The Jedi with the toxic friend group is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time 🤣
3:29 I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE
"If Jaesa tries to seduce you just poke her in the eyes".
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"I'm gonna put some dirt in your eyes."
YOULL GET MY SHAFT ONCE YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
"The thrill of BATTLE is what arouses me...and also ALIENS"
I see that zanny is also a man of culture.
God this is why I enjoy Zanny's jokes and his friend group so much, like the joke with Solar and his good guy sith is just funny as hell to me.
Facts
At 7:00 I was so confused as to when the boss mans arms had become little metal sticks
Since I recently started playing SWTOR I just assumed the algorithm was recommending me older videos but this one has a bunch of views and is only a month old. Crazy that this game is having a bit of a well deserved resurgence lately
For those wondering why everything is so far away making you drive long distances.
When the game first came out you had to do every mission in addition to the main story quest to level up.
Though this made leveling very tedious at times it also made the pacing of the main story quest a bit better since it was designed around players doing all the quests on the way.
So the main story quest was usually at the very end of each zone and you would fight your way to it, making it feel like you fought your way through a warzone.
Now that you only need to do the main quest to level up you can just cruise past the entire warzone on your mount or stroll right into an enemy stronghold, kill a guy or collect an object and then leave.
It is kind of a double edged sword.
Either long tedious leveling but with better pacing and world building or fast leveling but the story feels a bit more rushed and not as satisfying.
the quest design and pacing of this game if you do all the sidequests as intended honestly puts most RPGs to shame, classic singleplayer ones included. You arrive on a planet with a story quest, and on the way to the objective you naturally come across every sidequest and complete it on the way to your main goal, barely, if ever, needing to detour, and by completing these sidequests you actually learn more about the planet, your main goal, how everything interacts with each other, and get to be involved in all the important conflicts and events of the setting that may or may not be related to your personal main goal, making you feel like you have a real presence in the world. Absolutely brilliant
@@marcog.verbruggen674 this game's storyline alone is miles better than WoW
@mandak kart i'm not. Even in the best singleplayer RPGs there's an unending amount of sidequests that require you to travel to the other side of the map for some reason, completely derailing you, and if there's any sense of immersion regarding travelling long distances and spans of time it completely shatters that as well. With Old Republic, everything feels like one single cohesive story, sidequests require only that you fight X amount of enemies in an area you'd be passing through and fighting those enemies anyway on the way to your main goal, or that you make a slight detour to an adjacent area and in the process discover some minor plotline that is narratively, if not by gameplay, related to your main goal. Plenty of RPGs have more interesting quests, better stories, etc, but in terms of overarching design of quest progression, pacing, and cohesion i've not found anything that beats it. In Old Republic I often forgot which of the objectives i was doing were technically for a sidequest and wich were technically for the main story, because all the sidequests felt like they were a natural and intrinsic part of how i reached my goal, and were all in the same general area as that goal. In the Witcher 3 i occasionally groaned at having to go back track, or stop my story progression to go to a completely different region of the map only to later come back and get back to what i was doing
@mandak kart i'm not entirely sure if you mean that the quests themselves were very samey from planet to planet, or the structure of "pick up sidequest on the way to main quest" was samey, though either way that's fair. I suppose it's down to preference. I'd rather have the same structure on every single planet that feels organic and convenient, than constantly having to go to different places and waste irl time as well as, theoretically, in-game time. Aside from wasting real time walking around, as i mentioned, my immersion can very quickly break when i end up going on a fetch quest on the other side of the continent where it would realistically take me weeks to travel, only to then come back to the main quest and everyone act like no time passed - especially if the current events are supposed to be very urgent.
And as for the quests themselves being very samey, i mostly agree. But like i said, the boring quests ("go here, press button" , or "go here, kill x enemies" were always on the way to where i was going anyway, so they didn't bother me, and the ones that were different were interesting enough to me. For example, the noble girl who wants to join the bug hivemind on alderaan is still in my mind to this day
@mandak kart right, i see what you mean. In hindsight, yeah, i get the theme-park feel you're talking about. It's not a perfect system, but i think it's still worth praising, and if other studios tried to iterate on it and evolve it, it could easily become the new gold standard, but it seems to have gone completely unnoticed even by bioware itself somehow. Definitely agree on your point about dragon age, it's baffling.
"I'll let you know when I become a Minecraft UA-camr."
Zanny woke up and chose to speak violence.
Borrger has pulled a reverse prequel: What started as a meme has become an Empire
There will always be a meme in there somewhere though. That’s where all the content comes from
5:57 looks like these two just finished dueling... not on lightsabers, though.
When it first cut to the Sith guy at around 7:13, I thought he had no arms, and those were just his tiny little T. rex prosthetics sticking out
"That chubby bastard" - everyone after being betrayed by Baras circa 2011 colorized 😂
And yet there are still people simping for him in the droman kass chat
what the fuck did you just say about daddy baras???!
@@scatman8963 Silence
@@scatman8963 daddy jaedus is better
Zanny: what you got there? (Points at blue lightsaber)
Solar: a smoothy
Lmao
L pfp
Every other clan: zanny is too powerful to be left alive
@@a.m_04831 no please have mercy
@@a.m_04831 i forgot to add the rest of the darth maul quote
8:11
You can see that Zanny has over 200,000,000 credits, more than most players in the game.
Actually, that's not alot of money compared to how much money you can hold and how expensive things are on the GTN. I've played the game since 2015, back then you'd be way way well off but now with how the economy on the game is fucked, that's chump change.
@@restfulReverie i understand that, ive also played the game for a long time. but 200,000,000 is still a lot of credits lmao. more than most other players in the game
7:07 so that’s where his arms were!!!
Solar playing a Jedi under pier pressure is the funniest thing ever. You think the Empire has a Human Resources department? Someone needs to talk to Jaessa
dude sith killed each other for less i kinda doubt that this will become a reason for the birth of a sith HR department
@@ZodokiEsparda 😂😂😂
My man really went pier
Solar is hr now
The HR all committed suicide about three hours into their jobs due to the sheer amount of cases that jammed their systems.
Zanny I just wanted to thank you for being there making me laugh I'm not going to get into it but my past months have not been the best I appreciate you helping me just by uploading
stay strong my brudda
@@theonlyzanny I will try no promises
This series has showed me something, zanny would LOVE mass effect, especially after seeing 12:20
Very true
“So Zanny what have you been doing?”
“I’ve been bringing peace, justice, and security to my new empire”
Imagine being that monster from the start just chilling a seeing a army of sith/Jedi running like crazy assassins to kill you
Caleb : "Did you do it ?"
Zanny : "Yes" [0:36]
Solar : "What did it cost ?"
Zanny : "My Sleep and Eating Schedule,
A small price to pay for drip"
“a jedi with a toxic friend group”
you mean obi-wan with ventress, maul and grievous?
If those quartet were to fight a common enemy that would be awesome
“Hello there” -Obi Wan, “General Kenobi” -Ventress, Grievous, Maul
😄😄😄
L pfp
"I have been driving FOR 30 MINUTES!"
you ain't even lying, it takes forever to get anywhere is this game
5:04 basically the Mandalorian Wars in a nutshell
I just checked zannys subscriber count and balked, since when did he have 1.4 million subs? Last I actually looked he had 100k subs. Well done Zanny you’ve grown.
Zanny: "I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire."
Zanny you are one of the few people who I feel I can relate to and whose community I feel I belong in. You never fail to entertain with your content. Keep being who you are, you've got a fan in me for life. Keep up the good work!
“If I become a Minecraft UA-camr I’ll let you know” this line is way too perfect
7:23 WHY ZANNY WHYYYYYYYY
The moment i think of some good video before going to bed and ending finding out zanny uploaded 4 sec ago :D Love you man, looking forward for another Destiny clip :)
Whenever Zanny was talking to the apprentice I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING especially the last part
Now I can only imagine borger with glasses on the end of his nose typing one key at a time for his officer recommendation 😭
0:51 the drip is worth every meal and sleep time
9:00 Darth Evil is my favorite Star Wars villain
Can’t wait for Zanny to play the KOTOR remake.
All the jokes about the wokeness will be just waiting to be made.
New remakes gonna be fucking ass
@@CTLou what makes you think that
Didnt he try KOTOR and didnt like it
@@EPIKSAUCE234 the combat system was awful, maybe the remake will make it more..... Acceptable
I would watch Zanny play every character's story all the way through. His commentary is top tier. I secretly hope he does a video series on the character stories and does an operation.
I like how caluben and solar are sympathetic until you mention drip
You gotta make another part man
6:50 Gawd dam, son the burn is in the 3rd degree lmao
Ten seconds in and Zanny has turned into Bane. This can only end well…
You merely adopted the drip.
I was born in it.
Molded by it.
I am so proud of zanny for chosing the wholesome romance over the genocidal maniac
He might be an evil Sith, but not that evil.
i’ve watched this so many times, wish he made more swotor content
12:50 "If a colorful tree seduced me, man its over!" Lmfao - Rolf, XD you and me both pal XD
“There are no accidents” - Master Oogway
Thank you Zanny, I’ve been super sick and this came to lift my spirits a lot.
Glad to see I'm not the only one who ends up over leveling for story content. What can I say I'm a procrastinator.
Also just reached the end and realized there was no puppy break. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. Also Sláinte to Kirin and Miro.
9:43 !FLASHBANG!
The music at the beginning is genuinely chilling
"The Zan Clan will be reorganized into the first, Zalactic, EMPIRE!!!"
8:45 this part always got me to chuckle
Pretty sure you can press “Y” to open the Legacy tab and up your Mount speed.
But nevertheless, long live the Zan Empire!
you can, but it's legacy level locked, not just credits, and since he just started, i doubt his legacy is high enough to unlock that stuff
Xerender: Ah, the lapdog returns.
Zanny: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
10:00 lmaoo juice came out my nose
Zanny: My new empire
The rest of the SWTOR community: Your new empire!?
I like how zan basically turned swtor into a rts the way he commands his clan mates lmao
I unintentionally started a cult
-every major sith lord ever.
9:05 “look upon me apprentice..” LMAO
"NO! Don't kill him too!" Zanny... That's sounding pretty Jedi.
“It’s the thrill of battle that arouses me…
And aliens!”
Let's be honest anyone that's played mass effect is a xenophile xD
Comic Thanos in a nutshell
He used the cyberpunk last mission music called "Been good to know ya". Very nice choice Zanny. Very nice
Don’t you just hate it when you accidentally start a space wizard cult
Did that last Tuesday such a dumb accident
1:21 he got the Obi Wan Kenobi mobile
The cyberpunk 2077 music in the beginning really sets the mood.
Solar in this game is the definition of “Lawful Evil”
12:41 :This literally turn out like a star wars reality show "Keeping Up with the Sith" or "Revenge of the Kardashians"