@@TherealTenmanI Would make sense that they could run them on wood. During ww2 the Germans used wood to power friggin tiger tanks. Called gasification, it's a real thing.
Can someone please explain how it is physically possible for this man to walk and fit into a Leman Russ tank of any variation with balls that fucking massive?
This will always be one of my favorite IG tales due to how honestly and uncompromising it's confrontation with the futility of mortality was written. Baller stuff, and a great narration too+
this is the best kind of 40k story. finding that little glimmer of hope and purpose in grimdark dispair. even if its only in how you choose to die (or fail to die in this case)
Excellent read as usual. I just deleted my rant concerning how an auto cannon works ... I see someone else further down the comment section was equally bugged. Still, great story. Your US accent was solid!
This is the story that sold me on 40k years ago. It moved me then just as the movie Fury moves me today. This story seems to be passed down over the years . Frey Bentos anyone?
Another great story and reading, thanks!! I think it would be cool to hear your thoughts on the story at the end of the videos, like why you selected it or something about it you found interesting cool etc. Thanks agin and keep it up!
Good grief - they have open vision slits like a WW1 tank, so flames and fragments can come straight through into the interior! Someone please explain to Ben Counter what a vision block is, and why they've been the norm since WW2. I suppose these poor buggers are in a penal legion after all...
Wait...loading the Autocannon with shells? Uhm...that defeats the entire purpose of an autocannon. They are attached to Ammo hoppers in the Leman Russ.
An autocannon is supposed to be like the bushmaster chain gun on the Striker. I swear, these writers have no idea about the Lore. But then I've said that for years LOL?
Theoreticly they would load shells into a hopper. I always thought of an imperial autocannon being analogous to a real world 40mm bofors. Thus shells loaded manually into a sickle hopper. Knowing how huge the drum hopper is on a gau8 it wouldn't be very space conscious in a 40mm.
"A rummage through the defixio's gear produced an old but working laspistol, which Samuel took. 'This is the last gift I will ever receive.' he thought. It felt like the first." Such good writing, legitimately one of the best short story I've heard. Certainly my favorite Warhammer story.
@@CHRF-55457 get enough of them to reach critical mass. Transport them with a pariah/blank/null as a safety. Deploy them as a hilarious form of exterminatus.
Grrrr, *"the tongue of fire licked'* ... damn you you bastard .. now my gf is bugging me. Now i don't have time to write something snarky about that old man on the throne. :) Thanks for the entertainment.
Was he a perpetual do you think? I know he had broken legs etc but it did say that the orks were biting down on his legs... Which should have taken them clean off.
ABorder Prince Warhammer Lore the orc had recently been clobbered good by his boss and was missing a few teef and the leg just slipped right between em all
Wtf even is this comment I'm not sure what half of it mean but you do know the individual youtuber can't control what ads are show. Before their videos, that's based on YOURE location and YOU'RE internet history
“We can run a Leman Russ on boot leather and bad language”
Fantastic 👍
is true
Isnt it in the old lore they can run on petrol, prometheum or freakin wood? Might be a tractor meme though...
@@TherealTenmanI Would make sense that they could run them on wood. During ww2 the Germans used wood to power friggin tiger tanks. Called gasification, it's a real thing.
Honestly with how tech priest's talk to machine spirits I wouldn't be surprised if you could bad mouth one into working harder
Absolutely loved the ending, "if you steal anything we'll hang you" "yes sir." just perfect.
lol nice right
DaHansWars they ran into blood ravens
Best line lol
I just imagine him saying "Yes sir." with the biggest sigh.
Absolutely killed me, what a writer.
"Best job i ever had"
lol
Exactly like that movie 🤣
And so reiterated the rest of the crew
"Grogshit that's an Ork High velocity cannon listen to it whistling by"
@@gypsy3364 grox*
Grox are the large reptilian animals the imperium farm for meat like cows.
The 40k version of Fury, simply bad ass .
Ted ... just saw that film last week. Spot on!
accurate
Except this released first.
Well, it looks like My tank commander has a named tank. Khorne be with you
Nice
This is about the fifth time I've listened to this story now, thanks for doing these readings man.
Can someone please explain how it is physically possible for this man to walk and fit into a Leman Russ tank of any variation with balls that fucking massive?
You sir have the best way of saying : "Shotgun".
Never been much of a fan of imperial guard but this makes me wanna build a chem dog army
every time i listen to or read a 40k book it makes me wanna start a new army lol
I did just that because of this narration
Savlar Cham Dogs. LOVE these guys. You made a good story out of them, thanks.
wish they made them
Out of the two dozen or so ive listened to so far, this one is probably my favorite.
Damn I remember reading this story as a kid, glad to have found it again
Finally a happy ending to one of these stories. This Warhammer 40K stuff is epic!
This will always be one of my favorite IG tales due to how honestly and uncompromising it's confrontation with the futility of mortality was written. Baller stuff, and a great narration too+
You are the best thing to happen to 40k/ UA-cam relations since indrid casts, keep it up
calm down lol thanks!
This story is one of the reasons that the Savlar Chem Dog are my favorite regiment.
glad you liked
Mebbe he's a perpetual! Cut of the other leg to check!
Heh that's what I was going to post, must be no normal man in 40k is that lucky
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this is the best kind of 40k story. finding that little glimmer of hope and purpose in grimdark dispair. even if its only in how you choose to die (or fail to die in this case)
They like the noise.....hahaha awesome story, awesome voice acting..love it!!! Youre getting better every time!!
thanks man!
Nice job. Keep up the good work! Your voice acting is getting better.
thanks man
FOR THE BORDER PRINCE!!!
Uh, I MEAN,......EMPEROR!!!!
lol cheers
Well the Border Prince would be piloting a grand knight titian following generations that had been pilots within the mech.
This story and this narratation are just so perfect
All these short stories realy paint the picture in my head of the galaxy burning.
Excellent read as usual. I just deleted my rant concerning how an auto cannon works ... I see someone else further down the comment section was equally bugged. Still, great story. Your US accent was solid!
haha cheers
This is the story that sold me on 40k years ago. It moved me then just as the movie Fury moves me today. This story seems to be passed down over the years . Frey Bentos anyone?
Yea boy. Cant wait to goto bed tonight and listen to this. Perfect length. Aging jedi
my plewasure/ yeah i changed the name to this on the credits
Another great story and reading, thanks!! I think it would be cool to hear your thoughts on the story at the end of the videos, like why you selected it or something about it you found interesting cool etc. Thanks agin and keep it up!
err can do might think about it
Good grief - they have open vision slits like a WW1 tank, so flames and fragments can come straight through into the interior! Someone please explain to Ben Counter what a vision block is, and why they've been the norm since WW2. I suppose these poor buggers are in a penal legion after all...
lol its just a dodgy model from a low grade forge world
Can't smash the glass of a open slit 🤷♂️
@@ABorderPrince ... which is why it's been issued to a penal scum unit. It all make sense now :)
Really liked this one.
Cheers
My Liege !!!. These "Tanker" Stories are awesome. Awaiting in confident patience.
chewers
Keep up your Guard videos. Best ones ya make.
yeah sourced a bunch we moving into full novels shortly anyways
Wait...loading the Autocannon with shells? Uhm...that defeats the entire purpose of an autocannon. They are attached to Ammo hoppers in the Leman Russ.
again......stop. how do you think i feel lol
An autocannon is supposed to be like the bushmaster chain gun on the Striker. I swear, these writers have no idea about the Lore. But then I've said that for years LOL?
Theoreticly they would load shells into a hopper. I always thought of an imperial autocannon being analogous to a real world 40mm bofors. Thus shells loaded manually into a sickle hopper. Knowing how huge the drum hopper is on a gau8 it wouldn't be very space conscious in a 40mm.
not every autocannon is the same model in the Imperium. Not every lasrife is the same pattern. Not every helmet.
It's one of those special autocannons that you have to load.
Really enjoyed this one! The end reminds me of the myth of sisyphus by camus, one of my favorites.
"A rummage through the defixio's gear produced an old but working laspistol, which Samuel took. 'This is the last gift I will ever receive.' he thought. It felt like the first."
Such good writing, legitimately one of the best short story I've heard. Certainly my favorite Warhammer story.
And then he died. BUT HE SURVIVED!!!
That American Cadian accent was spot on.
lol
You are a talented man! As an American that was a great job, and totally caught me off guard comming from you!
2:46 it's so rare to find a channel that gives you pure fucking auramite in EVERY. SINGLE. VIDEO.
ABmazing
Love this!! “The only thing that works for killing Orks, is Hatred!!!!”
Dude's a latent psyker, I tell you
There is a specific type that steals the luck of those around them... thats why everyone hates "sole survivors"
lol
My money is on a blank.
@@TherealTenmanI They should put all of those sole survivors together in a squad! XD
@@CHRF-55457 get enough of them to reach critical mass. Transport them with a pariah/blank/null as a safety. Deploy them as a hilarious form of exterminatus.
Oh, that was damn good! Thanks for the great performance as always!
Amazing!
Imperial guard stories are always the best.
She was a good tank
MORE !
Give use more of your wonderful work 👑😊👍🏼
later today
Yeah, he's a Perpetual.
This was amazing thank you .
cheers!
Fantastic read mate, thanks for the upload. Bought this book because of you.
Great as always thank you!
thanks man
Awesome story.
Good work always enjoy your tail telling 👍
Thank you! Cheers!
The Savlar Chem Dogs deserve some love
Awesome story well done! Thanks for sharing!
Hahaha I actually have this book somewhere buried and have not read it yet. Thanks for the read!
no worries
Awesome Guard story.
Well written and Well spoken. Great job. 👍
lol Chem Dogs are the Imperial Guard's version of the Blood Ravens.
Grrrr, *"the tongue of fire licked'* ... damn you you bastard .. now my gf is bugging me.
Now i don't have time to write something snarky about that old man on the throne. :)
Thanks for the entertainment.
Thank you , Prince .
Love it. Perfect
cheers
Was he a perpetual do you think?
I know he had broken legs etc but it did say that the orks were biting down on his legs... Which should have taken them clean off.
just lucky man lol
ABorder Prince Warhammer Lore the orc had recently been clobbered good by his boss and was missing a few teef and the leg just slipped right between em all
Definitly perpetual
I keep bumping your old threads, but I can't hear them all in one night. :)
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40K’s Fury. Wonderful.
Another great read! Thank you.
Loved this one. ❤️
Fantastic
Keep up the content!
thank you
Make more stuffs for me to listen to plz. I am getting through them rather quickly :-D
more coming sir
Well done!
Excellent.
I've gotta say your Ameri-cadian accent was dead on. ; )
haha i try
Luvvd this
Um ...his daddy's name is probably Ollanius =D
I wonder if he is a eternal?great reading thank you!
That was a good one
cheers!
awesome video!
i liked this one
Like the story👍
Is this a non-autoloading autocannon??
Does anyone know any imperial Navy stories
i got a view planned
@@ABorderPrince yay
hah!!! I am number 10 000 exactly!
honoured sir
Tzeenchs luck
Dude has more luck than any lamenter
You do a pretty good American accent
The Savlar Chem-Dogs > space marine
yes
22:30
🔥🎸🔥
Must be hard being a perpetual
Could the main character be a perpetual?
Hey, his American accent isn’t half bad.
3
lol low
@@ABorderPrince lol not a slacker this time
Go out swearing.. as is tradition
Samuel=perpetual?
Yo
Sounds like a perpetual to me.
I'm getting Trump ads before your videos prince and your normling audience is alarmingly unwise on the JQ.
Wtf even is this comment I'm not sure what half of it mean but you do know the individual youtuber can't control what ads are show. Before their videos, that's based on YOURE location and YOU'RE internet history
@@evanceier8577 this is a year old joke. Get over yourself.
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