Australians Are Never Politically Correct. Mike Siegel - Full Special
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- Опубліковано 18 тра 2024
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I was once in the most remote part of the Australian outback almost dying from heat and thirst. When I looked under the first bush for shade, there was a German holding a cold beer. I swear it’s all true...no worries.
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😂😂🤣🤣🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ I would believe it too don’t worry mate
probably luke warm not cold
I know of a place in Western Australia that is off limits to the general public but has one naturalized Dutchman working for the Bureau Of Meteorology.
“Don’t look straight at the sun - you’ll burn your rectum!” As a 45 year old; it was at that stage of his set that I realised my inner teenager still calls the shots when it comes to the definition of funny. I enjoy his style of quick, uncomplicated, unpretentious delivery. Thank you for this video.
I'm 42 and toilet humor cracks me up like a 5 year old hearing the word poop.
Drazic Milosovic The best line of all!
Well fart jokes will always be funny!
Rectum........damned near killed 'em
As a ribald older lady i knew used to say
R.I.P. Goldie Heiss
Never let the teen part of you die! At least that is my hope, plan & goal.
As a German, I need to say the joke with the German guys totally hit the point. I don't remember when it was the last time I laughed out so loud. A family member, watching TV in the living room upstairs, heard me laugh and said: "What's wrong?"
Haha. Thanks for the grin sir. :)
As a bloke who is Aussie abet gemacht in Deutschland, when I first saw your beaches with the old folks who were naked I thought they were beached whales, I blame your beer!
I don't think I have found one dry bar comedy I didn't like. They are ALL good. Helps me cope
Laughter is the best medicine!
Same!
I fully agree - have yet to see a bad show.😁
joe devito
Don't worry. We'll get you there. Performing at DryBar is on my bucket list.
This is why I love Australians, they just say it like it is and almost make cussing an art form.
Yep they can let 'em rip....not like the censor cindy's in america....ugh
Mate, cussing is an artform
Yet the English can say the worst cuss words & make them sound so elegant 🤣
Funny you say that, Australian censors need a sense of humor.
Yeah f@$k'n Oath
Dry Bar Comedy I love your code of conduct for your performers! You're one of the only comedy channels where i don't have to worry about having to listen to constant swearing and yet has consistently hilarious comedians! It's refreshing! Thank you
I'm a kiwi. What he says about those Aussies is absolutely bloody true
I'd like to see this fella pronounce your towns!
choyse bro
Wow... talking fruit
Im a banana
@@into_the_void lol🤣🤣
It's true about the German tourists, they are everywhere, and they are pretty cool. The French too. I was at a fairly remote camp in Grand Teton National Park with my wife and kids. There were moose and wolves in the area. A young German man was in the next campsite. He came over one evening, and we sat by my campfire drinking. He had been there a couple weeks. He talked about our national parks, which he had been touring. I asked, doesn't Germany have many places just as beautiful as our parks. He said yes, of course. But the best are privately owned, and you can't go there. Here, the best is available to all. I felt really good about that.
What about Swiss?
@@woodb51 Good with ham?
Great misdirection on the “Girl Scout” joke!
Absolutely first rate. Plus ... "heroes ... every one of them" killed me.
That was a great one 🤣🤣😂😂❤️✌️
Loved Dry Bar's comedian guests and code of conduct - no swearing, no sex jokes and sensors. So much to be enjoyed without the need to be distasteful.
EXACTLY & as a young man myself who REFUSES to curse or use foul language, it makes me smile with how CLEAN yet Funny ALL of these sets are!
It takes more thought to set up and deliver a funny, clean joke. And clean comedy conveys respect of the audience.
Idk. It's a gradient.
Some "comedy" isn't really funny and is just extreme dirty talk as if that was funny on it's own. Female comics tend to do that more often I noticed.
On the other hand, most "clean" comedy isn't very funny either. While there are exceptions, most of it is toothless nothing for people who are so prude and squeamish they seem not to enjoy anything in real life.
Imo good comedy usually tells truths in a clever unexpected way, or is shocking to just the right amount. It's not dirty because it has nothing of value to say, but it's not clean because it's too afraid to live. It's exactly as dirty as it needs to be. No more and no less.
@@TheJeremyKentBGross Brilliantly said! This opened my eyes to some of the most popular and some of my favourite comedians. Sure, there are exceptions, but the most brilliant comics manage to interwove the "two" types of comedy in one. Take Bill Burr or Dave Chapelle. Arguably the most popular out there, and for a reason. Also about women making dirty comedy I have seen it as well. Its always sex jokes or my p*ssy this my p*ssy that, and it becomes boring towards the third time it is used. Clean comedy is probably the second in the hierarchy with people like Gabriel Iglesias, Degeneres' old specials, maybe Carlin (i have to be honest my memory is a bit muddy, but I feel like he was closer to the clean spectrum). But for sure the best is the golden middle ground.
@@its_dey_mate I think the only really dark/dirty comic I really like is Anthony Jeselnik. Others comics I have really liked, like Bill Burr, Louis CK, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Bill Hicks, some* later Carlin, they aren't afraid to go there if/when needed, but it just isn't the focus of their act. It's more like appropriately used punctuation for emphasis.
I kinda feel like profanity is just like any other key on the keyboard of a piano in your linguistic arsenal, or a few shaders of color to paint with out of the spectrum. Sure, you can have colors that clash, and you can abuse the audience by slamming down all the "low" keys at once with your forearm so it sounds bad because it isn't a chord. But that's no reason to never use bass keys ever ever ever.
Similarly I'm sure there's a great joke to be had about your vag out there somewhere, but atm it just seems like what you are leaning on it for garbage material and to fill the uncomfortable silence around your unearned/undeserved attention.
But I always kinda percieved people who couldn't tolerate any profanity whatsoever in the same way as someone who was arbitrarily offended by the color yellow, and would go to great lengths to avoid seeing it or having anything to do with the "disgusting/low" people who used or wore it.
"Thank God we finally found the GOOD community of people who just never use or wear yellow! It's just so refreshing to not have yellow crammed all in your face whenever you are just walking pass a billboard or someone in a summer dress or trying to watch television. SERIOUSLY there is just NO reason you EVER need to use yellow, it is just so UNNECESSARY. Fortunately I found this safe little place where finally I'm not arbitrarily subjected to yellow all the time, because this is who I really am."
And I'm just like: Really? REAAAAAAALY? 🙄
😏 OK, Sure pal. 👍
(Whispers: I think we just found the closet gay homophobic mega pastor over here who's sucking mad underaged D while smoking meth behind the altar. ... Seems like there's gotta be one in every crowd.)
'Army doctors, they told me I had cowardice', that's GOLD 🤣🤣😂
As an Aussie who's travelled a bit, he's right about Germans!
Also, almost every year someone will get lost in the outback in Australia in the most remote, empty shithole desert that barely makes the map. There'll be a huge search and rescue effort - big teams of volunteers, helicopters, you name it. They'll find the people 100km from their broken-down van, dehydrated and extremely tanned. It's _always_ Germans.
Update: 2 Germans lost right now, 240km from the nearest town in Western Australia, while there's a global pandemic!
Yes! I was born in Germany and Germans are literally everywhere you travel to. LOL
25 years ago I was travelling around Asia - Germans were everywhere, great people and easy to get on with.
But the real question is were they naked?
😅😅is this usually true
Marlin Bradshaw shut up
As an Aussie, we’re aren’t keen on political correctness. Doesn’t work well with our culture.
if you could speak English that would be great
We've got that nice level of self-deprication 👍🏿🇦🇺
@@linebrunelle1004 yeah, nah
That is why they import that californian culture down in Melbourne in particular. Had someone down there ask where I was from & told them, three hour's drive north of the city, it's litterly a bubble down there.
@@linebrunelle1004Ironic coming from an American.
He is so funny! My fav is when he was like," Omg, could it be me? Am I the problem? ...... nah, that's the therapy talking!" 🤣🤣 I love it! Thank you Drybar! 🎤💯
Yes!! I LOVE FUNNY PEOPLE!
@@mannaformom3711 me too. comix are very special humans, to be guarded and well taken care of.
As an Aussie, I can vouch for the truth of what he's saying lol
no worries mate
Same here, he even got our accent pretty well 😂
I'm Aussie too, and my sister was travelling hundreds of miles from anywhere in stinking heat, and saw a bycycle on the side of the road. She stopped as she thought someone had been hit by a truck and there was a japanese guy sheltering from the sun in a culvert ( big highway drain). Heat stroke is no joke!
Some of it. Towards the city you lose any of that accent stuff. Everyone is a bit more concerned about being PC.
The town name stuff is dead on. We have very memorable, catchy names like Woolloomooloo or Birrayingbingbong or something...
Can confirm that Boomlybooblyboomlybongo is a great place for surfing.
So handsome and SO FUNNY! Without vulgarity, even.
Oh no! not the vulgarity! Lol
did you even watch the video
I agree! I could watch him talk about anything!
I never realized Australians were just tan Canadiens that surfed until you said it! Great set dude 😎🤙🏽
I guess you could say it was "swell"...
Or British Texans
Except that Canadians are not as blunt.
Tan Canadians? As someone from Down Under who has lived in the U.S. and in Canada, I have to say, Nah, tan Americans.
Yeah, you could say that, but australians are more fun, taller, more attractive and talented overall lol
What a hilarious comedian! Laughed the whole routine!
"i was the weak link in my corporation" hahaha loved this
Ya gotta stand out!! Haha!
Ya gott stand out somehow! Ha!
FINALLY A COMEDIAN WHO DOESN'T SAY "UUUUHHH" OR "UMMMM" AFTER EVERY JOKE!!
Lord protect this gem. The cadence, the timing, the zing. 11/10 my good sir.
Mind you, he's keeping it clean the whole time. Really hope to see more.
yeah he's like a calm kung fu master among comedians. u laugh at everything and its so effortless, he just keeps it coming. love mr siegel
@Heather beehner is dry bars none hottest comedian (cant think of his first name cuz he does a whole bit about his last name beehner). hes so SO SO funny and super duper ultra sexy.
33,3 Anders hes none hot but super ultra sexy?
@@oliviawilson7138 think. ull get it.
@Agent J who... why.. why are you mad?
Holy Crap! This Guy is the NEW Brian Regan. His physical comedy and voice stylings are tremendous. Self deprecation on a whole new level! BRAVO!!!
It's rare when I can sit through the whole special, but this guy is great. Great writing, great delivery.
look up matt falk's special
This guy was fantastic! His style is so natural, and his timing is spot on. Great job!! 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
When Red Skelton got glasses he said he had finally reached the age where curiosity was greater than vanity.
Sweet
What I love about this comedian is his originality in material so fresh and different. His presentation is smooth.
He's like the guy you always want around at a party dinner or meeting just makes it BETTER for everyone and he is genuinely funny not just delivering jokes. AWESOME!
Hope Mike Siegel makes it BIG!
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MIKE SIEGEL NEEDS ANOTHER COMEDY SPECIAL!!!
Dry Bar does a great job of finding good stand-up performances that aren't full of filthy language. I've listened to several in the past couple days and they were all great.
Mike is really good- fast, funny and the humor is clean- thanks!
so funny. I can listen to Mike over and over again. to me, thats the mark of a great comedian. Thanks for the laughs.
I agree.
I agree. He is good!
Agreed !
When I was in Australia two years ago I kept saying “Here in Canada” like an total idiot! There is something totally cool, genuinely nice and trustworthy about people in both those countries.
Thank you from Perth Western Australia ❤️🇦🇺
So many good jokes throughout and great delivery.
This is how to be funny without having to resort to vulgarity or swearing. Very funny.
Lol, gatekeeping comedy.
Thats why I live Brian Regan, Jim Gaffigan, Jerry Springfield.
@Marlin Bradshaw what's the matter? Is it that nobody is giving you any attention? Huh?
OK, I'm reaching out, say what you have to say. Then after having done so, quit posting the same stuff on multiple comment boards. Thank you.
Lost yet Found
You have a problem with fatherless children?
It’s not a curse word.
don't look directly at the sun or you'll burn your rectum.
I used to travel frequently on business for decades before I retired. Mike really hit the nail on the head when he described the key cards. There's no worse feeling at the end of airports, shuttles, rail stations and buses than dragging luggage and equipment late at night to the room at the end of the hall on the 7th floor only to see that dreaded red light on the lock. Especially in your 60's.
Many years ago, a co-worker of mine was using a key to unlock his hotel door. When he opened it, there was a man laying on his bed. He had the same key for that room. Turns out the stranger was hitting on a gal in the bar. She said, "here's my key, go to my room, I'll be right up". . . . . I wonder what was running through this guys mind when my buddy walked in! Well Done Mike Siegel ! Well Done!
We love Germans in Australia, they keep us safe in the outback, always feeding the crocs.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 amen mate at least in Katherine 👌👌🤣🤷🏽
😂😂😂
crocs love German snags mate .
Yeah and in Belanglo State Forest. Come on it can't still be too soon that was 30 years ago!
Yeah tell me about it, now so many polar bears have eaten local people off the street of Helsinki as we haven't had fat Germans to satisfy their daily meat intake. Now we all carry raw fish while walking to bribe the bears off.
It’s so rare to find someone this funny, this clever and this clean.
This guy is one of the most talented comedians I’ve ever heard!
I've been following Dry Bar comedy's videos for about 2 year and I think they are getting the best talented people in comedy's finest performances and I can watch it with the family
So many funny things I could relate to in his set. I remember when I used to ride in the back of my dad's pickup and it was so worn out we could watch the road below us thru the rusted out spots. I lived to tell the tale. Now it takes an engineer to figure out how to work the kids car seats 🙄
Oh my gosh me too. I could barely breathe with all the fumes! How did I not bounce out!?!? Ha!
I quit flying in 2009.
I am now vindicated and validated.
Yeah, so lame.
Some of my happiest times were when my best friend's Dad would pick us up in his old beat up 1960's Ford & I'd make her ride in the back bed with me going home, among the peeling paint & old dead leaves. Freedom in the wind blowing through my hair, no seats or seatbelts, it was like flying if you imagined. 😊 Great memories.
"Sweet, sweet equity; it grows so fast!"
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Yup!
“Australians are tanned Canadians who surf.” 😆😆😆 I love Aussies
I'm SO glad I found Dry Bar Comedy! This guy is another gem. Awesome stuff!
This guy has a lot of very good material. Funny!
I love clean comedy cause it makes the performer use every bit of imagination and the word play to come to a successful and very funny conclusion not like with blue comedy that uses shock value.
He said rectum.
@@jondunmore4268 And "bastard". But the audience was sophisticated and saw the proper humor in those.
If they let it slide in Provo, you KNOW they appreciated that it was fitting in the contexts. 😉
Good timing with swearing in comedy is most definitely an art form, eg Rodney Rude. A living Australian treasure! 👍
(Bill Burr, just saying 😏)
Rectum is not a dirty word!
I like any comedy as long it's funny who are we to judge anything we don't even create hahahaha
I loved it when he said his dad had a reputation around the neighborhood...nobody let their dogs poop in their yard for years. Hysterical!
Another comedy master! I love this site!
Never laughed so hard about someone being fired XDD
I’m Canadian, I work at a hotel and I approve this comedian 💕
the embodiment of a professional comedian!
Mike, you are hillarious, I was trying to get to bed a little earlier tonight and I started watching your show, and now here it is after 1:00 a.m. but it was well worth it. I'll have bags in the morning but won't have any where to go. You were Great.., and not bad on the eyes either.
Don't worry I'm 80 years old and I won't hurt you. At least you don't have to worry about kids...hehe
This guy's delivery is amazing! Great material too. On my list of faves.
My sister, me and our dog switched off sleeping in the back WINDOW of our parents Buick driving from Florida to California in the early 70s😂
I sat on a stool in the back of our van as a kid cause we didn't have the back seat. If one of my friends was along, you had a competition to see who could stay standing the longest
Very slick,very funny and perfect timing,Id pay to see him no problem.
Yes but, the real question is, how much are you willing to pay to see this guy?
@@richarddarlington1139 Live? Whatever the venue is charging,it all depends on where it is and what kinda pace it is,can I get a good meal there as well,is it trouble free,in a decent area or a dive in a craphole.
Curling..."there's too much snow...bring me the broom lad". Brilliant
Wow!! This is the funniest one I’ve seen in a while. Good pacing and he’s down to earth. Awesome!!! Thank you!!
This man is truly funny! Belly laughs the whole time.
This is the kind of comedy and humor I like. Very respectable. He does not resort to the audience or anything personal to offend you just to get a laugh. This is wholesome comedy but not boring. He stands out among other comics in that the hecklers are also respectable because the performer is respectable. He calls out the hecklers and then integrate them into his act without offending anyone. Would love to see him live after this whole pandemic is over. This is the first time I've heard of this guy so I'm gonna look for more of his shows.
I like this guy. He has a fun, cheerful disposition and the stuff about Australia was a nice departure from the usual comedy fare.
Came for the title stayed because he was a legend 🇦🇺💯🙌🏾😂❤️
This guy is tight. Great stuff Dry Bar!
@FIDIRONU Never heard of him. Until I looked him up just now. And yeah, he's awesome!
I tried to join the military but I had cowardice.... haha ha
this was the EXCELLENT end of an EXCELLENT punchline combo. just brilliant.
I'm suffering from the same affliction 🤣
Came here for the Aussie bit ended up watching the whole thing lol noice one mate
This one could've been another hour longer for sure.
@Marlin Bradshaw you do not need as much attention as you are trying to get. No one does.
This guy is great !
“South of Chumbawamba Kajagoogoo”... I cant 🤣
Along with being a comedian, this guy should mos def be an actor, he would be great, hope he makes it big!
has a few films already
Im Aussie and i agree with basically everything he said 😂😂 except we do shorten city names and shorten the names of places, we even shorten the word train-station 😂😂
Traino
Strangely enough, nobody calls an alcoholic a wino. 😂
@@tally1604 thats bc alcoholics aren't winos 😂😂
@@callofdutyisboss7953 in America, they are 😉
Call Of Duty Is Boss gidday. Nice to know there’s some of us still standing . I’m at Logan, southwest of Brissie, on the way to the coast. Not that we can go, mind you. For Mother’s Day, we picked up some KFC and went to a park. It was just nice to be out and about. Pleasant to see people having picnics.
7/7. Made my sadness dissipate. Much appreciated.
This dude kills! I laughed all the way through and I love his speaking style.
You’re doing just fine. You make a lot of people happy. 😊
For SUUUUUUURE!
Manna For Mom lol🤗
This guy needs more exposure, he's hilarious!
I like some of the comics here but rarely do you see one with such star quality. Honestly this guys hilarious. He should be a well known name. I really genuinely enjoyed this immensely. 👍
Omg this guy is hilarious!!! Love him!! 🎉🎉👏👏👏👏👏😄
As a german, I vouch for everything he said about us (once I get those tears from laughing out of the way). Especially the part about dropping clothes at every bathing opportunity.
I watch lots of comedy and this guy is in the top 5%. Funny stuff!
I'm not an expert but that is my rough estimate how I would feel he did based on my sense of humour. I rate Norm MacDonald higher than this guy let's say 99 out of 100 but others don't like Norm at all. Frankly I don't think there is such a thing as an expert because humour is subjective.
More hilarious than I had hoped. Please get him back.
Genuinely funny and clean. Wish it went longer
Drybar is just the best family comedy show. So good for relaxing and starting the day. Great selection of comics too. Thumbs up.
OMG!! I LOVED the piece about Australia. SO TRUE. I was there last year, so nice, so funny, and you can not figure out the name of ANY street. :) LOL
i love these full specials
Hilarious! One of the funniest acts I've seen lately
One of those my stomach muscles hurt now kind of funnies.....
Dude's hilarious!!🤣
I watch all kinds of comedy and Dry Bar always has the most enjoyable, true laugh inducing comics. Mr. Siegel here is amazing; truly unique jokes, not just the same thing said differently as all the other comics. This video came up in my suggested vids, and I clicked on it for the title alone. Like ten minutes in I'm cracking up, and was like wait, I looked up in the corner to see the Dry Bar logo, and was like, "Ah, no wonder!" And no, I didn't notice it right off, I was paying attention to him, not scanning around the screen.
Be well all you followers of good comedy!
Haven't laughed this hard since 2020 began! "This show takes me back!" 🤣😂😅
Australian here and I can actually picture a place after that. I can see it happening.
Funny, funny guy. Listen to the hard, loud laugh from the audience. Great show.
As an Aussie, hilarious
After a long day at work, I needed a good laugh🇺🇸
This was super good! This guy is great!! Thank you for the laughs!!
This guy. Classic. Hope there's more, and soon.
My German cousin is always traveling somewhere! He visits over a 100 countries a year!! Lucky bastard! LOL
This guy was incredibly funny!
Legit peed myself a little on the bit about him firing himself 🤣🤣
Maybe its just me but I think some guys look really attractive with reading glasses.
and vice versa on women
I love you! 💖❤💖
Can we meet?
It depends on the fram and shape of the lenses for me
I love the dry humor and the self deprecation. Excellent stuff. Thanks Mike.
The name for the glasses that the US Army gives to their soldiers are nick named BCG - Birth Control Glasses
Idk I think my dad pulled them off back in the day. If he wasn't wearing those he always had those huge silver frames with the bar across the top.
I wore them while in Air Force basic training.
That’s what I love about aussies, they’re genuinely genuine. No need for filters.
Cheers Mate you're a bloody legend 😉
It used to be that way but the leftys are slowly taking over :/
@@officialWWM sad but true 😶
Racism also has no filters there unfortunately. 😒
@@ryotaarai3816
Your name sounds like someone kick-starting and revving a 2 stroke motorbike.
Just discovered this guy - love it! A funny, smart guy...certainly has its ....appeal! 🥰
I'm frantically thumbing up everyone who praises him lol, I love this guy, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time XD
OMG! I'm doing exactly the same!!! 😃😲 how uncanny!!
Have my like too, then
I'm so glad I took the time to listen.
This guy is possibly THE BEST I’ve seen on Drybar.
You are almost finishing rolling on the floor before he gets you again, and and again.....
The Mick Jagger fatherhood bit!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a german, I can confirm there is always at least one german around. and he will tell you he is from germany :-)
I love how they get nice and red when they arrive reminds me that yes the sun is still hot just. I’m tanned so I only feel the burning 🤣🤣💯💯💯🙌🏾❤️
I live in California and had a German girl who moved here with her Army husband hunt me down after a quick meeting at a store .. she was crazy lol .. I kid you not , her name was Onya .. her dad was a huge Hitler supporter , seriously no joke .. she got pissed at my husband and offered to kill him , I never spoke to her again .. no joke.
and a lot more if you'll listen!
Leann Wilson weird onya is a name ive never heard in germany, in fact its sounds so foreign that i simply would call you a liar or her a liar lying about her heritage especially if her father is a hitler supporter he wouldn’t have given her such a name
@Jossel Weinstein Of note is the new (a decade or so old) practice in Australia of prefacing every bloody speech -- or putting a plaque on every building -- with the name(s) of the literally thousands of black fella's tribes *estimated* to have encamped there from the "Terra Nullius" times.