How You Know You’re Getting Older. Ty Barnett - Full Special
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- Опубліковано 24 чер 2020
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I realized I was getting old when as soon as I see a house in movies I wonder how much the utilities are and if the windows are insulated. Smh.
When I saw the home they used for HOME ALONE. And my first thought was ugh, cleaning that carpet is a task. All that natural wood, whew!
Yo! I get hella mad now when a house in a movie gets trashed when it could've been avoided. Aiight, Eezy ✌🏾😤💯
😂😂😂
And what the occupants do for a living to afford it
darlin one that is my biggest question! Everyone is killing it or inherited.
When I was 35, I got talked into playing a full court 5 on 5 game with guys in their young 20’s, and 5 mins into the game, I became their coach that clapped too much.
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂Amazingly real!
LOL. Yeah, I just can't keep up anymore.
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
every single joke holyyyy he's hilarious!! He should get an hour special. Anybody with me?
Got nearly half
Enjoyed every minute! And no non-stop profanity.
Omg yes!....🤣🤣
Oh absolutely!!! 100%!!!!
With you 100%.
Omg. I was watching this in my car on my lunch break. Someone came to check on me, cause I was laughing so hard. They thought I was crying though. LoL
Good one, too funny!
No they did not.
Nice.
That's hilarious 😂
You got friends tho.🤕
"Not eating after 8 o'clock, tried it.... that's impossible." 😂😂😂
Obviously.
@MzARavenLunatic Due to your circadian rhythm.
Just don’t eat anything for three days after that you’re no longer hungry period.
IMPOSSIBLE
@@ericdavis2928 Yes! It's not just me, right? Uugghhh. LoL
Your delivery was so confident, your timing was calm and cool, jokes were clever and funny... You're my new favorite.
Yep ! I so agree with you!
I almost wet myself, not for the first time! 🤣🤣🤣
*Same... New favorite!
He's my new fave too Sugarplum! So Jerry Seinfeld😄
Cool collected and perfect timing. Need to see more of Ty Barnett😄😄!!
You know you're getting old when you meet an intelligent, articulate,, well groomed, employed, drop dead gorgeous heterosexual guy and think..... "He'd make a great son-in-law"!!
And you're still young enough when you think" I better not let him meet my daughter!"
🤣
Comedians in the comment section, thanks for the laugh 😂
@@RainRemnant invested observationists.
YO!!!!! THIS COMMENT IS FUNNY!!!
I'm positive that the "thumb downs"are from people who were laughing so hard that they hit the wrong one. This dude effortlessly hilarious!
I literally did exactly that! Luckily I saw it and corrected it.
I hit the thumbs down on accident & still freaking out but I am 70
U can correct thumbs down??
Here in the future, we don’t have the thumbs down on videos anymore . It’s just a symbolic effigy.
@@ninajo33yes just hit thumbs up. Or hit thumbs down again. It’ll go away
I really did enjoy his clean jokes. His act was refreshing.
PLEASE MORE OF THIS GUY
I laughed so hard...clean jokes are way more difficult to write
Awful lot of cussing and sexual inuendo for Dry Bar, though. But I enjoyed it still. They need to cut it out, this is a clean-thinking town.
I did hear a fart joke in there.. but anyway 😆
Yes on the clean jokes!!!!
I had a bad day and this made me feel better. He’s talented. So refreshing to hear a comedian that’s not swearing a lot.
Me too
@@arthurlewis468 The last couple months I've been watching a show a day just to get out of the craziness going on!! Laughter is definitely good for MY SOUL!!
U know u getting old when you made a comment like this one
@@arthurlewis468 his delivery of content is on point
They say that laughter is the best medicine.........
Not for erectile dysfunction it's not 😆
“Anybody not going to Montana, please exit the ✈️, SIR” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Anyone not going to Montana please exit the plane.." LOL
….Sir.
...sir!
I nearly spit out my food lol
"They in the barn, Jason" 😆😆😆
"spank 'em first. They was drinkin' , too.
Perfect !!
That was funny right lol
Jason Barn hahahaa
🙋😹😸
My body was like ....”hey-where u goin 🤣 yep
I love how he builds up the joke walking and smiling, then gives you a totally deadpan punchline that feel like common sense. “Your parents told you to stay home” 🤣🤣
Why did you leave the BULLS?
Me too. I'm used to the conversational style now. He had me really appreciating his punchlines and their frequency. He is just a well seasoned talent.
“Anybody on this NOT going to Montana? Talking to you sir.” LMAO
“One kid ripped his arm off and it grew back,tattoo and all.”
I died right there
Morri 🤣
😄😄😄
How to know you're getting older...
When you stop saying "old" and start saying "older".
Fact
Carlon said it better
I begrudgingly admit that you’re absolutely correct.
Heather Wohl: The three sure signs of old age...
#1. Loss of memory
#2. I can't ever remember number 2
#3. Is loss of memory....
Also when people call you ma'am and you see that as respect and aren't offended anymore 🤭🤣😂
He got me on the first joke. "I had to make the hard decision, so I gave up reading". Great delivery all the way through.
I loved that one too. I wasn't expecting that response. Being caught off guard right off the bat was awesome.
"You being disrespectful...They in the barn Jason." 🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know you’re getting older when the back of your Medical Alert bracelet is a full paragraph.
My Medical Alert bracelet is a plaque I wear around my neck like in a mug shot.
@@catharineorellana3522 I have TWO bracelets.
@S. Holliday Trying to decide which style and color I want on Amazon...ugh
Hahahaha!!!! 😂
Please drag my body down the street, next to the church, and wipe the glitter off my face lmao I died 😂😂😂😂
This is prob my favorite comedian that hasn’t blown up big time. His timing, cadence, references, and HONESTY... on point!!! All of it! Love love love ❤️
True that...Ms Torres you made my day too...
I never give feedback but simply had to. This is the funniest comedian I have heard in a long time. Had me crying!
Drybar, Wetbar, Strip Bar: this dude had me laughing from start to finish in his set. I watch LOTS, let me say again, LOTS of stand up comedy. I love Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Jeff Dunham, Jerry Seinfeld, George Carlin, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, the late Patrice O’Neal, the late Greg Giraldo, and a handful of lesser known comics that are still Titans in the game...This guy kept me laughing from start to finish. Just for notes, each of the folks I listed did that once for sure, maybe twice in all of the billions of dollars worth of specials that they’ve released. And I still think that they’re the best of the best. This guy has something special going on.
You nailed it! I was having lunch and feared my food will go the wrong way.
When u mentioned George Carlin & Patrice O'Neal, I knew u knew what you Waz talking about
It's hysterical, sarcastic, and most of all..clean
That would be bad for him as a comedian if it were true
"Spank em first! They was drinking too!!" Too funny😆😅😅
I know this is old, but please don’t ever stop sharing your talent… Because you got it
He is absolutely hysterical 😂 Loved his entire set. ♥️
Yes agreed!!!!
I can’t stop laughing 😂
I actually laughed. And im a very grumpy person.
Esther B. Esther is a grumpy name.
Life 2 short!
@@Mandology575 : lol. My name is Esther and I'm not grumpy. Well, maybe, just a little.
@@Mandology575 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
“Your mom and dad told you not to leave the house “ 😂 how I watch every movie
You know when you are getting old when you pull a muscle in your sleep and get outta bed totally injured.
Yes! Feels like death
Yessss
Oh 😲 dmn 😬 oh well 🤣
I got so weak laughing at this comment..... because it's true! Lol
I swear I just was sitting there, doing nothing, no thing, now my right wrist is sore, swollen, and throbbing... wth? 😢😢😢😢
Yep! He's funny. Im definitely glad I gave him a chance. Quality material, quality performance!
"Please wipe this glitter off my forhead...." ha!
"....after you drag my body to the church.".
“Tried Pilates.
Farted in my own face,”
Wtf DEAD 💀 I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard, had to back up 30 seconds bc I missed everything he said after that.
I could not stop laughing!!🔥🔥👍
Same here!
He went INNNN!!! Most borderline Dry Bar set I’ve seen so far. Dude is an absolute legend. Definitely a great performance.
So true about scary movies.
Also. "The insanity workout, I tried that, I was clinically dead for three minutes." 🤣🤣🤣 Funny guy!
🤣🤣🤣The warm itself kills you before the actual workout
I farted in my own face....😅😅😅😅😅💨
Okay...........
Now that was hilarious, this guy is talented!
His comedy is unique and truly artistic. He is a master at getting close to the line, sometimes stepping over it, but never stepping on it verbally. A great comedy sketch.
You know you're getting older when you're looking up something on the Internet and it claims its mid century which is when you was born
I love when comics get tickled at their own jokes. He was awesome!
@Mark Magoo either way its still funny.
The crowd was eating up his jokes, loved it😂
Who on earth disliked this? He's one of the best ones I've seen on here!!!
Jealous people are the ones who give thumbs down.
Somebody theorized that people were laughing so hard they accidentally hit the wrong button. And another commenter replied that that's exactly what he did and he went back later to correct it.
Laughed very hard throughout his entire act ! He is a great comedian.
And that dimpled smile's a 10, too!
"Which is humbling" lmao!
This guy needs to be star. One of the funniest sets I've heard in a long time
He's really funny. Caught me off guard with his effortless jokes
15:56 "I already offered, she gon' learn tonight" 🤣
I love dry bar because it's good vibes and funny and tbh I fall asleep to comedians all the time
Me too! Not because they're boring or anything but they just don't yell and scream at you and swear all the time. 😁
@@charitysChannels OMG YES! I really don't mind profanity as long as its not constant, loud and gross. BUt I certainly do enjoy DryBar alot. Funny without being profane. Who'd a thunk it???
I will take good stand-up comedy over pretty much anything these days, honestly I think they're an "essential worker" for our mental health
Scout evangelisti me too!!
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"You don't look like the girls in the videos"
I just died LMAO
Ty Barnet. Remember his name! Nods, smiles throughout. Relatable, relaxed, well timed, (later realized; clean) Humor at its best!
It's so refreshing hearing clean comedy. This is proof that profanity is not needed
Exactly. Really enjoyed watching him. 😂
I'm sooo with you on that!!!
Clean poop jokes. Gotta love 'em.
The channel only has that
~ True, but I still enjoy Doug Stanhope now and then.
Getting older is not for the faint of heart. This guy is so funny.
You're a very funny dude. I intended to watch only a few minutes but ended up watching the entire set. Had a smile on my face the whole time. Thanks for the laughs.
Love the fact that when he spoke about race, he didn't say Black! or White! He didn't have to.
I think he's very funny
Loved him!!!😂
Hysterical! I laughed out loud, all by myself, thru the whole thing! Had to share this one. Love him!
Me too
I believe he auditioned for America's Got Talent. If not then somebody stole part of his set! Lol He's hilarious 😆
@@catc6050
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@@jackieruss3825 huh?
Me too! 😂
Comedy gold!!! I was gasping for air from laughing soo hard, I've had a pretty hard week and this has brightened it up big time thanks a bunch 🤩🤩
I just turned 40, my guy up here spittin' them facts!
Do yourself a favor and watch this gentlemen he’s very funny! 👍🏼😂🤣😂
😂🤣 his horror movie reference- I've been doing that for how long now...no wonder ppl think I'm so old
I haven't laughed this hard in a minute. You're consistently funny and that's rare.
This guy’s flow is amazing. Continuously on point.
I realized I was getting older when i saw a big gorgeous house , wanted it, until I thought what it would take to clean it.
Absolutely!!
You are amazing. Ty, your content + timing + energy = GOLD!
Platinum!!!👍
It used to be that my knees only hurt after strenuous exercise. Now, if I keep the right one bent too long, it won't straighten out for like an hour.
Now THIS was something special! I’m an instant FAN, Ty!! 😂😂😂
“Can you please drag my body down the street? Next to the church?” hahahahaa
This guy is funny 😆
LMAO 🤣😂
That's usually what it takes to become a comedian
TheJ1zzardOfOz this man be shitten everywhere
TheJ1zzardOfOz indeed yes
He is too funny. Impeccable timing. His smile (especially when he gets tickled by his own jokes) and authentic delivery make me laugh more - if that’s possible. I’ve experienced “the stare” in SLC, UT. They thought I was Whoopi Goldberg - adults and children. 😂
I experienced "the stare" in Massachusetts from a few people once, probably because they'd never seen someone from the Middle East in person before. LOL!
@@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 my husband looks like he stepped out of an Old Testament movie. He's a novelty wherever we go. 😆
I thank God for comedians❤ laughter is the best medicine!😋
😂 I knew the precise second I switched from younger self to older self......excited about putting my new slippers on, rather than going out to the pub
This is funny and relatable and, I think I love him.
"Its 2019 - People go everewhere, all the time "
Meanwhile in 2020....
Understatement
charles kim The Kobe joke didn’t age well either. :(
Lol
@@michellecallard2261 - but he's not psychic- how would he have known? That would mean that no comedian could EVER mention ANYONE'S name because we are ALL going to die someday! It's like people refusing to watch older movies that show NYC with the Twin Towers in the background.
@@michellecallard2261 i still thought it was funny
That was a very solid set. No lulls, 24 mins of great comedy. 👏🏽👍🏽
When my wife and I leave the house, I'm like, hunny aren’t you gonna bring a jacket just in case? She’s like, no I’ll be fine. Later that night, she’s like I'm cold could you give me your jacket. Me:Oh hell no!😂
he is a funny, funny dude. It's rare to laugh throughout someone's set but I did a lot.
No you didn’t
Ty Barnett is hilariously funny!
His getting older comedy is spot on!
Ty's flow, timing and delivery is perfect!
On the plane going to Montana, with pilot repeating that the flight was going to Montana was so funny!
Ty Barnett most definitely deserves more comedy specials!
Comedic awesomeness!
So im binge watching these comedy videos for like 2 hours ... and this guy get me to drag my lazy a** and write this comment coz he is really funny... hilarious... Bravo !
"Drag my body down the street" & "wipe the glitter off my forehead".....I love it! LMAO
This guy is funny! Talkin truth 😂
6:03 "Is that Kobe?"
That joke is now told in past tense.
F
Press F to pay respects
Watched this stand-up next to my gf who was sleeping already.. Can you imagine how hard it was to compress my laugh without shaking the bed. Wow this dude's got talent! Keep it up Ty! Peace and love from the mother city - Cape Town, South Africa 🇿🇦💯
Thanks for the laughs during a very depressing time. ❤️
TY is hilarious....and all he said is true in such a funny way.
You are the funniest comic I have ever heard. Your timing is incredible.
You’ve never heard of Chris Tucker
He reminded me of Robin Williams! I was laughing the whole time!
Man he's good just watched it again.
Ty Barnett- 💕 hilarious!
Turning 40 was tough, it was a friend who said, ‘You need glasses or longer arms, Judy’. I gave some real thought to going for longer arms, I HATE GLASSES!
Hilarious--‘yeah, the music IS too loud’😅😂🤣
Glasses are great for two reasons: 1) protection against things that otherwise might impact your eyes, and 2) you can change your appearance radically in pursuit of a life of crime. especially if wearing face masks.
Watching those HIIT workouts in my forties...yeah just watching...
39 and I watched 15 minutes of an hour long HIIT video! I feel so called out😂
“Hey, where yu goin?”!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I realized I was an official adult when my first response to seeing the homes of main characters on shows was “LMAO. They could never afford a place like that with their salaries!”
Right, like Home Alone had me wondering what in the world did Kevin's parents do!!!
@@nicolecunningham5477 RIGHT? That house was HUGE.
I laughed so hard throughout this video. This guy is hilarious 😂
No you didn’t
Pretty good jokes, laid back, unexpected, funny as hell. Love this guy 🤣
From the first to the last moment, I just loved Ty Barnett! He is truly funny, LOVES his dog, and no dirty words. Super! Hope you have more of his comedy, and longer. We all need a good laugh these
days. I wish everybody love, good health and peace of mind!
This guy is a scream. I'm accustomed to an occasional chuckle on DryBar, but this chap was genuinely hiliarous.
'today is Tuesday, don't try to change me" ;_;
Soooo funny!!! 😂🤣🤣 I love his twists, surreal, but only a little so that the story is still pretty real. Skittle on the road, he grew a new arm 😂😂😂 thank you Ty. You’re truly special!
Im 68, can definately relate to him, Ive been rooting against kids in scary movies for awhile!
Ty Barnett was one of my favorite comedians on the 2nd season of Last Comic Standing (good gravy, that was almost 20 years ago… time flies). Glad to see he’s still killing it!
Love you Ty Barnett! Your hilarious & we need more specials to watch!
2pac😢