She is Horrible

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  • @noodlesofoodles
    @noodlesofoodles 10 місяців тому +13193

    she went from “i obviously was driving my vehicle” to “you assumed i was operating my vehicle, correct?” lmaoo lawyer mode kicked in and came with a case of amnesia

    • @MajimaNightlord
      @MajimaNightlord 10 місяців тому +218

      Your last sentence made my evening, thank you

    • @zg3342
      @zg3342 10 місяців тому

      Yeah only a dumbass admits to it.

    • @Jman-gc5in
      @Jman-gc5in 10 місяців тому +224

      It's all apart of her plans. She invoked her 5th amendment right and immediately continues to talk, she's trying to assert dominance over the police officer lol.

    • @una1aq
      @una1aq 10 місяців тому

      both you and the guy reacting are dumb. she was saying "you assumed i was operating my vehicle under alcohol", but since she's drunk, she forgot to add the alcohol part after saying it once... she is not trying to say that she wasn't driving.

    • @mrsoul680
      @mrsoul680 10 місяців тому +63

      it really amazes me that she admitted to driving. They wouldn't have been able to convict her without her admission.

  • @mediadevourer8413
    @mediadevourer8413 10 місяців тому +5166

    I love how the woman just sees the police officer and immediately crosses her arms and stands next to him looking at the car like. "No clue. A mystery wrapped in a enigma. It may never be figured out"

    • @JokersD0ll
      @JokersD0ll 10 місяців тому +157

      Even the riddler and batman couldn’t figure this out

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis 10 місяців тому +197

      "Don't worry officer, we'll catch those hooligans!". 👮🙅

    • @trevoreggleston5815
      @trevoreggleston5815 10 місяців тому +1

      a mystery wrapped in a mystery... ur not smart

    • @EarthmanJim
      @EarthmanJim 10 місяців тому +17

      *In hotdog suit*
      We're all trying to figure out who did this!

    • @deen7530
      @deen7530 10 місяців тому +41

      "Maybe, if I act like the officer, he'll think I'm another cop who just happened to come along and find the scene.... yes, this is a perfect plan! Rachel, you've done it again!"
      - Rachel's internal monologue

  • @Cimlite
    @Cimlite 10 місяців тому +3042

    Her standing next to her flipped car on a quiet road, explaining "I only had one cocktail", that's like something you'd see in a sitcom.

    • @Houshalter
      @Houshalter 10 місяців тому +36

      It'd be worse to lie to a police officer about it though. Her best bet was to try to make a case that it was under the legal limit.

    • @josephmother2659
      @josephmother2659 10 місяців тому +7

      ⁠@@HoushalterI mean it’s pretty obvious she’s lying but police and the courts are not allowed to assume such

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 10 місяців тому +8

      I saw this on Law and Crime Network's channel the other day, and I thought she was attractive until the officer said that her breath reeked. Bad hygiene is an instant turn-off. I've had to call girls out on it before, didn't matter to me if the first date was ruined. Her car was full of clutter, so she's definitely a messy person.

    • @Ar1AnX1x
      @Ar1AnX1x 10 місяців тому +41

      *standing next to a flipped car*
      "I only had one cocktail"
      *sitcom laugh*

    • @prakhyatsingh263
      @prakhyatsingh263 10 місяців тому +1

      Your comment doesn't make sense and it isn't needed if you judges

  • @blakkat4126
    @blakkat4126 6 місяців тому +1809

    She may be a lawyer, but I have a feeling she never passes a bar.

  • @blame7121
    @blame7121 10 місяців тому +7448

    She's her own attorney, so whenever she says "you'll talk to my attorney", she OBVIOUSLY means that she'll keep talking

    • @Sadlander2
      @Sadlander2 10 місяців тому +77

      *Obviously!*
      Haha!

    • @izzyxblades
      @izzyxblades 10 місяців тому +12

      🤣

    • @weaponisedautism07theSecond
      @weaponisedautism07theSecond 10 місяців тому +27

      I bet the officer became depressed after that realisation.

    • @The_momur
      @The_momur 10 місяців тому +4

      🤣😂😆🤣😂😂🤣👍🏼

    • @skylar5257
      @skylar5257 10 місяців тому +26

      She’s like Dr.Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, when she says anything about them talking to an attorney she mentally changes into her attorney.

  • @Chesslover69420
    @Chesslover69420 10 місяців тому +10766

    The fact that she actually tells a law enforcement officer "It's okay, we all learn." Unbelievable arrogance.

    • @kristenrockwell6637
      @kristenrockwell6637 10 місяців тому +219

      That's a little device we like to call "foreshadowing" later down the line we're going to explore "plot twist" when one of them does in fact learn.

    • @drakkenmensch
      @drakkenmensch 10 місяців тому +59

      Classic sovcit move: "I'm going to EDUCATE you about the law, officer."

    • @tegridyfarms6851
      @tegridyfarms6851 10 місяців тому +1

      While shes an idiot and deserves everything thats coming…. Alot of “law enforcement” do not understand the law and you see it in the news every day. Its both sad

    • @gageman5000
      @gageman5000 10 місяців тому +5

      True dat

    • @o60zyzir
      @o60zyzir 10 місяців тому +2

      LOL

  • @demoncorejunior
    @demoncorejunior 10 місяців тому +5062

    strong “i will not rest until i find out who shit my pants” energy from this lady

    • @spicyt0fu
      @spicyt0fu 8 місяців тому +49

      I love wizards with guns, great reference

    • @Concerned_Custodian
      @Concerned_Custodian 8 місяців тому +23

      IS THAT A FUCKING WWG REFERENCE

    • @thorny3218
      @thorny3218 8 місяців тому +15

      Reminds me of a story of one of my friends growing up. When he was a little kid he took his caca balls and stuck them in the VCR. when his mom asked who did it, he told her Chester did it. Chester was the family dog.

    • @gkrees9509
      @gkrees9509 7 місяців тому +4

      tf is wizards with guns? i thought this was a travis pastrana reference

    • @spicyt0fu
      @spicyt0fu 7 місяців тому

      @@gkrees9509 look em up, they're hilarious

  • @vigilance4749
    @vigilance4749 6 місяців тому +216

    Man I was waiting for the police officer to mock her voice and say "Wellll obviouslyyyyy... You're drunk"

    • @JohnKoenig-db8lk
      @JohnKoenig-db8lk 10 днів тому

      I don't think he could manage that level of vocal fry. Yahh...

  • @Adurite
    @Adurite 10 місяців тому +4886

    I love how she was just so calm about it in the beginning: "Oh hi hello there" as if her car is not literally SIDEWAYS.

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 10 місяців тому +4

      I’m 100% better than Charles 💀🤣

    • @Tom-ck3io
      @Tom-ck3io 10 місяців тому +1

      @rrr11779 You have 1 sub 🤡

    • @elizabethoreilly1991
      @elizabethoreilly1991 10 місяців тому +38

      @@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL bot spotted

    • @Bewurt
      @Bewurt 10 місяців тому +8

      @@p-__ lmao finally someone who makes fun of bots

    • @juidhhun
      @juidhhun 10 місяців тому

      hi hello there

  • @flargie
    @flargie 10 місяців тому +4229

    You would think as a lawyer, she would have known better than to incriminate herself repeatedly

    • @qqu1nten
      @qqu1nten 10 місяців тому +39

      being honest with good cops like these 2 goes a long wayyyy

    • @abbiebamboozler3090
      @abbiebamboozler3090 10 місяців тому +72

      She could just be lying about being a lawyer

    • @Anonymous-ld7je
      @Anonymous-ld7je 10 місяців тому +48

      She was wasted... Clearly

    • @topnoob100
      @topnoob100 10 місяців тому +84

      ​@@Anonymous-ld7jeobviously 😂

    • @winrawrisyou
      @winrawrisyou 10 місяців тому +14

      @@qqu1nten This is one of those situations where it's better if it doesn't go a long way. It's not like getting caught in a speed trap going 12 km/h over the limit. Not that it really matters for Rachel lol.

  • @EsPea86
    @EsPea86 10 місяців тому +5457

    As a bouncer, I love when very clearly drunk people try to sound not drunk af when they’re talking to you because you know they truly believe they’re acting completely normal

    • @symbolsarenotreality4595
      @symbolsarenotreality4595 10 місяців тому +181

      As an imaginary person I love it when real people try to talk to me.

    • @obrey__
      @obrey__ 10 місяців тому +75

      @@symbolsarenotreality4595 I like your name. there’s this theory by a Physicist named Bachelard who said symbols and poetry are deeply connected to memory. Would you consider memory to be reality / real? I see memories and symbols like a shadow or reflection of reality, but honestly idk if shadows and reflections are *real* either

    • @WoPrulez
      @WoPrulez 10 місяців тому +7

      This is true lol I love it they really try to be so proper and everything

    • @Moondropmedia
      @Moondropmedia 10 місяців тому +37

      People who pretend they aren’t drunk are missing the entire point cause they look like they’re trying to act sober by acting “not drunk”

    • @Oh-fr2nv
      @Oh-fr2nv 10 місяців тому

      @@obrey__wtf just happened

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 7 місяців тому +491

    I love how she was just casually digging through the sunroof as the officer approached.

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 3 місяці тому +20

      She's trying to find the "revert" button so she can get going again

    • @djbullets5850
      @djbullets5850 2 місяці тому +1

      😆

  • @InspectahReese
    @InspectahReese 10 місяців тому +10086

    You can tell Rachel has gotten away with a lot in her life and nobody has ever checked her before 😂

    • @klataface
      @klataface 10 місяців тому +279

      She’s gonna get a rude awakening 😅

    • @jasonburris334
      @jasonburris334 10 місяців тому +1

      @@klataface Not likely, the bias in the "justice" system is outrageous. A woman or minority can literally commit murder right now and be released with no bail.

    • @NateS917
      @NateS917 10 місяців тому +57

      you said check her like shes gonna get her card pulled in the hood😆

    • @traderzzz123
      @traderzzz123 10 місяців тому +165

      i blame her, her parents and the people around her.

    • @bigisrick
      @bigisrick 10 місяців тому +272

      Guarantee she accuses all of her exes of being "narcissists" and "insecure"

  • @RecliningWhale
    @RecliningWhale 10 місяців тому +1999

    If she *is* a lawyer, she's doing a damn good job of making sure no one who sees this shit will ever hire her to defend them.

    • @Stephanie-we5ep
      @Stephanie-we5ep 10 місяців тому +14

      Let's hope that she's one of the other types of lawyers... actually let's hope she gets some involuntary time off; the rest of us would!

    • @kaj7135
      @kaj7135 10 місяців тому +19

      @@Stephanie-we5epHere’s your Most Delusional Comment award. 🏆

    • @LelynnsSquirrels
      @LelynnsSquirrels 10 місяців тому

      sounds like she's been listening to "Chille DeCastro" alil too much..
      (Chille's STILL currently in 3rd place, for The Grifties Award btw 🏆)
      .. what a "Law Scholar"..

    • @WildRabiea
      @WildRabiea 10 місяців тому +6

      She's as much of a lawyer as a child playing one, but she definitely is a liar. Maybe she got those two words mixed up.

    • @icedoutjj977
      @icedoutjj977 9 місяців тому +2

      i get what you’re saying, but her defense in the car, while actively being shitfaced, is a pretty good argument. as bad as it may sound from our POV, she was actually building reasonable doubt, even while being shitface.

  • @Sadlander2
    @Sadlander2 10 місяців тому +4266

    She's either pretending to be a lawyer or she's so drunk that she believes she's already in court and not in a cop car. A lawyer wouldn't talk to the cops, let alone start pleading her case right there, handcuffed, in the back of a cop car.

    • @ChaoticMoron
      @ChaoticMoron 10 місяців тому +129

      At first I thought she was buying time to try and get the alcohol level a little lower for the blood test

    • @hyde3155
      @hyde3155 10 місяців тому +194

      ​@@ChaoticMoronshe would have to be a lot more sober to even have a slight sprinkle of this idea

    • @ChaoticMoron
      @ChaoticMoron 10 місяців тому +55

      @@hyde3155 🤷‍♂️ but it was only one beer-cocktail haha

    • @requiemforameme1
      @requiemforameme1 10 місяців тому +43

      I don’t think Rachel has passed any bar, exam or otherwise.

    • @o60zyzir
      @o60zyzir 10 місяців тому +16

      she probably in law school that her parents put her in

  • @Ggfc-w9s
    @Ggfc-w9s 5 місяців тому +84

    "Rachel your going to jail"
    "REALLY??"
    "Obviously..."

  • @MrSmashySmash
    @MrSmashySmash 10 місяців тому +6224

    Having your story covered by Charlie is the worst possible social death

    • @Whstdueh
      @Whstdueh 10 місяців тому +56

      Not if hes laughin at it, but in this case absolutely 😂 I thought same thing

    • @sealboy1211
      @sealboy1211 10 місяців тому +24

      This space probably seems bigger than it is when you are consuming it. Most of us have pretty focused interests that led us here, a few million people spread across the planet seeing you fuck up sounds bad. But I’d bet few face many social consequences from this lens.

    • @Drakholm
      @Drakholm 10 місяців тому +19

      ​@sealboy1211 ummmm, no dude. Charlie is PLENTY to rocket her off into a social crash and burn. 80% of those who know her are aware of her mistake by now- and as much as 50% will see his commentary specifically.
      She was viral before, him covering means she's entered the viral history books. It's like pouring concrete on it for posterity for sure. His impact goes WELL beyond the mere number of subscribers.

    • @sealboy1211
      @sealboy1211 10 місяців тому +8

      @@Drakholm it’s easy to feel a space this large is “that” big. The mind can’t really visualize such numbers. You can’t really tell if a giant crowd you are in the middle of is 1000 people or ten thousand people. It’s pretty much the same in these mental spaces we congregate in. If you could somehow poll all the random ppl you pass in a day as to their knowledge of this channel, you may be surprised(perhaps it would be me, I’m not stamping my feet that you are wrong)that not many know Charlie not know of this video and that this persons life, is already as messed up by it as it will likely be. That a penguin fan would see this AND have even a small ability to punish her directly in the form of lost opportunity etc etc is extremely small.
      I mean to say sure it is enshrined for us, but none of this ready mix is gonna touch her feet, our perch is not so high, she might not even see us over here.

    • @Drakholm
      @Drakholm 10 місяців тому +2

      @sealboy1211 And I'm saying 2% of the people she knows could know about his channel and the trickle down effect could amount to 30% in under a week. Of course he's a hegemon in but a "small" niche/cloistered fan base. But even if his subscriber base was 2 million it would have a sizable impact. 14 million crosses several thresholds that make it exponential. But again, she was already viral before Charlie decided to reply. But look at his recent commentary on that Rubi Rose nonsense. Without his video I don't think anyone would ever know her shit was a ploy. But the internet 100% does now. And they don't have to watch his videos directly for that to be the case.

  • @corujarandompt9330
    @corujarandompt9330 10 місяців тому +2649

    I love how she says ''you assume I was the one operating my vehicle, correct?'' as if she wasn't literally the only one around her car the entire time

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 10 місяців тому +71

      I mean the assumption is based on her direct statement that she did operate the vehicle and was alone. So, she is kinda right.

    • @corujarandompt9330
      @corujarandompt9330 10 місяців тому +14

      @@crankfastle8138 I assume you mean the "lawyer" was kinda right, which I disagree, I cant remember now but charlie did say she admitted to being the one driving before getting in the police's car

    • @imnotrobot4394
      @imnotrobot4394 10 місяців тому +26

      @@crankfastle8138 isn't that a stupid question to ask when she literally stated she was the one driving the car, it's her car and nobody's in her car beside her?

    • @San-lh8us
      @San-lh8us 10 місяців тому +9

      jugding by what she looks like here, i would die to see how the trial went out
      district attourney: _presses the button to start playing the video_
      also district attourney: the people rests its case

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 10 місяців тому

      @@imnotrobot4394 no stupid questions, just stupid answers. Like her stupid answrrs to the first officers questions.

  • @DocBree13
    @DocBree13 10 місяців тому +1574

    “Do you always ask redundant questions?” She’s got a LOT of nerve

  • @shizamza
    @shizamza 2 місяці тому +45

    Man being a cop with people like this just seems so exhausting.

    • @jcdesantis69
      @jcdesantis69 Місяць тому +3

      I know it makes me think dealing with these kinds of people makes cops the jaded against all people. When i watch this stuff i feel bad for the cops which is super rare.😲

  • @Celticsarethabawlz
    @Celticsarethabawlz 10 місяців тому +544

    "There was no car on the side of the road" Into the Officer quickly flashing the light on it was so perfect that no TV show could match it's situational humor

    • @samueldubik4418
      @samueldubik4418 10 місяців тому +57

      She is obviously a victim of the most elaborate hit and run. Someone crashed into her, parked that car on the street to frame her, then ran away... obviously

    • @MamaAkina
      @MamaAkina 10 місяців тому +19

      fr all it needs is a sitcom laugh track

    • @cowontop4317
      @cowontop4317 10 місяців тому

      ⁠@@samueldubik4418u gotta be joking

  • @hypershadic1151
    @hypershadic1151 10 місяців тому +1718

    The line "It's a bitch when you arrest a lawyer" actually caused me physical pain from the overwhelming amount of cringe, she really thought she was megaminding the cop.

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 10 місяців тому

      Well, she's a lawyer, and she's a bitch, so she was really just stating facts. (Obviously)

    • @artyb27
      @artyb27 10 місяців тому +66

      I rarely groan out loud at a video but fuck that got me

    • @tanyavasina2028
      @tanyavasina2028 10 місяців тому +43

      well OBVIOUSLY she was

    • @awp-erator4525
      @awp-erator4525 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@tanyavasina2028😂😂😂😂

    • @pootube2024
      @pootube2024 10 місяців тому +1

      CORRECT

  • @HTRPD
    @HTRPD 10 місяців тому +2799

    This was obviously insane on her part, but I was in shock when she said "it's a b*tch when you arrest a lawyer" because in her head canon she genuinely believes she's owning these cops at every turn. This is possibly the worst drunk driver Charlie has ever talked about.

    • @amw2005
      @amw2005 10 місяців тому +60

      “obviously” haha

    • @THErealMarMar.
      @THErealMarMar. 10 місяців тому +81

      Besides that one lady who had driven over a bunch of people while driving drunk, resulting in deaths, and then laughing about it when being interviewed.

    • @Caffeinated_Acrobat
      @Caffeinated_Acrobat 10 місяців тому +8

      Obviously

    • @alexz4752
      @alexz4752 10 місяців тому

      @@THErealMarMar. who was this...?

    • @Avruthlelbh
      @Avruthlelbh 10 місяців тому +29

      Maybe not "worst", but certainly "most insufferable".

  • @LifeHawkeye
    @LifeHawkeye 6 місяців тому +639

    May 2 marks the day I quit drinking 7 years ago in 2017. I occasionally find videos like this to remind myself how destructive my former life was and reason to stay alcohol free. Hopefully this young woman learns from this humiliating experience and gets sober herself.

    • @randomperson2680
      @randomperson2680 6 місяців тому +50

      7 years amazing! wish you the best

    • @LifeHawkeye
      @LifeHawkeye 6 місяців тому +23

      @@randomperson2680 Much appreciated friend, God bless!

    • @MsBonsai2010
      @MsBonsai2010 6 місяців тому +29

      Keep striving brother 🤙🏻 this random stranger's proud of you

    • @Average_enjoyer_of_hk
      @Average_enjoyer_of_hk 6 місяців тому +6

      Very good! That’s impressive!

    • @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit
      @BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit 6 місяців тому +7

      Good for you!

  • @djkizel
    @djkizel 9 місяців тому +1056

    I love when they say “I’m not speaking anymore” and they can’t stop themselves from talking.

  • @Dev-dg2wb
    @Dev-dg2wb 10 місяців тому +4234

    The audacity of drunk drivers never stops surprising me like how tf are you gonna do something like that and be mad when you get in trouble 💀

    • @what2due_
      @what2due_ 10 місяців тому +5

      Yes

    • @iCortex1
      @iCortex1 10 місяців тому +139

      Because ... they're, you know ... drunk

    • @zugdigitalx
      @zugdigitalx 10 місяців тому +135

      ​@iCortex1 why do we even allow alcohol to be legal at this point, its one of the most harmful things one can consume

    • @eshryo
      @eshryo 10 місяців тому +69

      @@zugdigitalx prepubescent take

    • @NotLard
      @NotLard 10 місяців тому +244

      @@eshryo alcoholic take

  • @FacterinoCommenterino
    @FacterinoCommenterino 10 місяців тому +23141

    Today's Fact: In 2021, a team of scientists created a 'living concrete' material, made with bacteria that can grow and heal cracks on their own.

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 10 місяців тому +184

      I’m 100% better than Charles 💀🤣

    • @incoronate9597
      @incoronate9597 10 місяців тому +283

      Damn you beat me too it you got the first comment

    • @wirebug42
      @wirebug42 10 місяців тому +734

      Weird. Same fact as yesterday….and day before that…and…
      *edit*
      Lmao at all the “bUt LoOk aT hIs cOmMeNT hIStoRY iDiOt HuRr dUrR”.
      It’s the same comment that has been posted a million times, I didn’t say it was the exact same person posting it every time. Go look at basically any previous video and you’ll find this same exact comment verbatim. (That means word for word, for all you supergeniuses that know about the comment history function)

    • @ahahm3
      @ahahm3 10 місяців тому +109

      thank you for the daily facts, facterinocommenterino

    • @tristysstuff6664
      @tristysstuff6664 10 місяців тому +553

      It's been literal seconds and this guy is here already. I don't know who or what you are but I do not like you

  • @SprangBrake
    @SprangBrake 7 місяців тому +44

    Playing dumb is a better strat than flirting with the cop

  • @smokahs
    @smokahs 10 місяців тому +2043

    Love how she was communicating so calm like her car wasn't rotated 90 degrees on its side

    • @GeeManFig
      @GeeManFig 10 місяців тому +2

      should I Drop out of school to BECOME the greatest artist ever❓🙏🤞

    • @dikemavis666
      @dikemavis666 10 місяців тому +24

      @@GeeManFig yes

    • @Jakef100f
      @Jakef100f 10 місяців тому +1

      Its just a car

    • @oxey_
      @oxey_ 10 місяців тому +17

      gaslight gatekeep girlboss

    • @slartibartfast2649
      @slartibartfast2649 10 місяців тому +13

      ​@@GeeManFig only the first half of that is within your capabilities, I am going to assume.

  • @JSainte17
    @JSainte17 10 місяців тому +3824

    The female officer saying hi and her just going, "Ummm nope." made me laugh so hard. That officer looked at this officer like, "Wow." lol

    • @justsomeasianguy220
      @justsomeasianguy220 10 місяців тому +11

      You’re lucky you arent a cop

    • @moonbyulswife3990
      @moonbyulswife3990 10 місяців тому +164

      @@justsomeasianguy220huh?

    • @tomashmore7413
      @tomashmore7413 10 місяців тому

      You're sucky you aren't a poc
      @@justsomeasianguy220

    • @Colinray2
      @Colinray2 10 місяців тому +98

      ​@justsomeasianguy220 I'm curious too wtf are you talking about?

    • @hazyrays994
      @hazyrays994 10 місяців тому +47

      @@justsomeasianguy220 but what if they are a cop

  • @calebgoodwin2110
    @calebgoodwin2110 10 місяців тому +1640

    You can tell she’s never been held accountable for anything in her life. Have fun reliving this night for ever, unbelievable.

    • @MMumbles
      @MMumbles 10 місяців тому +65

      Reeks of pretty privilege finally getting checked.

    • @208shooter
      @208shooter 10 місяців тому +13

      she won’t remember it😂 only through video

    • @BelchingBeaver69
      @BelchingBeaver69 10 місяців тому +24

      @@208shooteryes, that’s the “forever” part.

    • @illustriouschin
      @illustriouschin 10 місяців тому +6

      Dude, she totally got away with it. She didn't learn shit. A bunch of incel Charlie fans laughing at her doesn't even exist in her universe.

    • @onone4314
      @onone4314 10 місяців тому

      Obviously, she hasn’t

  • @Kapomafioso
    @Kapomafioso 3 місяці тому +14

    3:13 "It's Rachel right" "yes Rachel, it's nice...yeah". I love how she OBVIOUSLY started saying "it's nice to meet you" lmao

  • @vedantpanchal7785
    @vedantpanchal7785 10 місяців тому +5265

    It's so wild that a person can act so entitled when they know their life is over.

    • @GeeManFig
      @GeeManFig 10 місяців тому +6

      should I Drop out of school to BECOME the greatest artist ever❓🙏🤞

    • @iicybrii4883
      @iicybrii4883 10 місяців тому +266

      @@GeeManFig you aint doin shit

    • @user-zm7zl9lc6j
      @user-zm7zl9lc6j 10 місяців тому +287

      A dui charge wont ruin your life, it will make it more difficult though

    • @Alls10
      @Alls10 10 місяців тому +48

      Nah, she'll lawyer up, maybe get her license suspended for 6 months.

    • @500ccRabbit
      @500ccRabbit 10 місяців тому +20

      It's wild that DWI is a crime at all.

  • @chriscarr6226
    @chriscarr6226 8 місяців тому +1490

    Officer: "Have you had any alcohol?"
    Rachel: "Ugh.. Obviously."

    • @coopernoble6139
      @coopernoble6139 2 місяці тому +9

      Do you always ask redundant questions, like…obviously

    • @rocketfire6623
      @rocketfire6623 Місяць тому

      Like the jokes they obviously write themselves. 😅😂.

  • @allyciasmith3940
    @allyciasmith3940 10 місяців тому +546

    The best part is she tries a "Gotcha" with them when she said "You assumed that I was operating my vehicle." But earlier when the cop asked if anyone else was with her she said no.......soooo if you didn't operate your vehicle, who did? A ghost? A kidnapper?

    • @DaShikuXI
      @DaShikuXI 10 місяців тому +29

      I bet it was AI!

    • @Hidakaku56
      @Hidakaku56 10 місяців тому +55

      Jesus took the wheel from her

    • @foxinbox8489
      @foxinbox8489 10 місяців тому +2

      Well, I do remember there was a crash with Tesla, driven by AI

    • @friskybiskit3181
      @friskybiskit3181 10 місяців тому +3

      Obviously

    • @jjthe
      @jjthe 10 місяців тому +19

      I feel like the "Obviously, I was driving" bit would be more helpful here

  • @dannomusic47
    @dannomusic47 7 місяців тому +17

    I love hearing the little laugh at 4:58 by someone OBVIOUSLY standing nearby!😂

  • @TwilightWolf2508
    @TwilightWolf2508 10 місяців тому +1899

    Fun fact: Cops only have to read your miranda rights when you're in custody AND being questioned. Anything she says can still be used against her, just not what she's questioned about. The questions at the beginning are still fair gane because she wasn't in custody at the time. Anything she says after asking for an attorney can also still be used as long as the cops don't question her.
    If she's a lawyer, she's clearly not a criminal one.

    • @crayons1584
      @crayons1584 10 місяців тому +91

      Ohh, I was wondering why the cops stopped asking questions after awhile. I have no doubt she was lying about being a lawyer, or maybe she had just started studying for it or something. No way she wouldn’t be aware of this, even while being drunk

    • @Pownypower
      @Pownypower 10 місяців тому +98

      Well, she is literally a criminal lawyer

    • @AristelCrowley
      @AristelCrowley 10 місяців тому +19

      ​@@Pownypower(literally)

    • @regulator18E
      @regulator18E 10 місяців тому +69

      Correct. I used to regularly not read Miranda rights until we got to processing because they'll just blab all sorts of stuff during the car ride un-prompted that can be used against them.

    • @streeturchin915
      @streeturchin915 10 місяців тому +18

      ​@@Pownypowerwell OBVIOUSLY

  • @run_rabbit-run9762
    @run_rabbit-run9762 10 місяців тому +1314

    She 100% has gotten out of many of these situations before by her entitled tone and actions during this interaction, this wasn't drunk talk, this was "I'm better than you, so be gone" talk.

    • @itmeurdad
      @itmeurdad 10 місяців тому +94

      Real big "do you know who my dad is???" energy

    • @LoFoSho
      @LoFoSho 10 місяців тому

      Be gone thot! Be gone!

    • @take7upyours822
      @take7upyours822 10 місяців тому +37

      She "obviously" way used to getting her way or acting like a child when she doesn't. I don't know what's more annoying in life, people like her, or the people who always give in to and enable, people like her.

    • @bluemutt9964
      @bluemutt9964 10 місяців тому +5

      Thats just how lawyers think of people

    • @chrispritchard2331
      @chrispritchard2331 10 місяців тому +2

      Ya obviously she’s like yaaaa.

  • @acesdapug808
    @acesdapug808 10 місяців тому +2693

    Atleast she will save money on a lawyer

    • @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
      @SussyGabrielOFFICIAL 10 місяців тому +6

      I’m 100% better than Charles 💀🤣

    • @SirPlocks
      @SirPlocks 10 місяців тому +62

      Idk she might try to charge herself

    • @nafereuskortex9055
      @nafereuskortex9055 10 місяців тому +6

      Wonder if she'll go to court sloshed

    • @grunkleg.2934
      @grunkleg.2934 10 місяців тому +27

      To be clear, even a lawyer would never represent themself in court

    • @konichiwawanochinese
      @konichiwawanochinese 10 місяців тому +7

      It wasn’t the lawyer fault it was the parked car that was in the way

  • @Mellypepper
    @Mellypepper Місяць тому +10

    All she had to do was say, “I’m very confused and disoriented. I think I’m injured. Can you call an ambulance?” That would have ended all questions right there and given her time to prep a story (as well as sober up at the hospital).

  • @dayofdecay433
    @dayofdecay433 10 місяців тому +705

    As she started to sober up you can tell she realizes she's in deep shit and tries to lawyer out of it

    • @MellowMutant
      @MellowMutant 10 місяців тому +2

      Fr

    • @Select2Play
      @Select2Play 10 місяців тому +8

      Funny thing is, the whole thing about calling a lawyer to make cops leave you alone is for interrogations only, not for traffic stops. When it comes to traffic stops lawyers will only help with what comes from if after the fact.

  • @adalbertocardoso4920
    @adalbertocardoso4920 10 місяців тому +2285

    I'm not a lawyer, but considering her name is Rachel she has no Miranda rights. At most she has Rachel rights.

    • @wyattjohnson5181
      @wyattjohnson5181 10 місяців тому +255

      Looks like she mostly has Rachel Wrongs

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 10 місяців тому +18

      Ha cha cha!

    • @jaklumen
      @jaklumen 10 місяців тому +21

      Sadly I have a sister named Rachel, and yet I agree

    • @matyuih
      @matyuih 10 місяців тому +9

      Obviously

    • @niclikescakes
      @niclikescakes 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@wyattjohnson5181 This was hilarious dude

  • @jonashelmke2564
    @jonashelmke2564 10 місяців тому +643

    The start of it is already pure comedy gold. "Looks like you crashed your car, huh?" "No," she says, as she crawls out of the sunroof, "I didn't". That's the whole goddamn story right there. That's a masterclass in writing.
    "I parked it, sir. This is not a very wide road, you see, and I don't want anyone clipping my mirror."

    • @WildRabiea
      @WildRabiea 10 місяців тому +39

      "That's how I always park, show me where it's written that I can't park like this."

    • @jonashelmke2564
      @jonashelmke2564 9 місяців тому +22

      "What do you think they put this convenient roof exit on the car for, tell me that!"

    • @frizzlefry1921
      @frizzlefry1921 9 місяців тому +7

      Seems like a perfectly reasonable place to park...

  • @barryjames3747
    @barryjames3747 6 місяців тому +19

    "This is how it's gonna be. Obviously you're going to take me home , make me choccy and put me to bed, right?"

  • @HunterTN
    @HunterTN 10 місяців тому +427

    I like the part where he says "It's Rachel right?" and she says "yeah it's Rachel, nice-" because she realizes she's introducing herself again lol.

    • @Barbieinawheelchair
      @Barbieinawheelchair 10 місяців тому +14

      Yeah that was so funny hahah

    • @marklewandowski8474
      @marklewandowski8474 10 місяців тому +28

      Also loving the "I'm not going to answer any more questions" "you're not going to answer any more questions?" "Right, I'm not"

    • @hirsutuscanis
      @hirsutuscanis 10 місяців тому +13

      "yeah it's Rachel, it's nice... yeah. I was just driving down the road"

  • @Kazrel
    @Kazrel 10 місяців тому +776

    She's a self made gal, making job opportunities for herself.

    • @tiagobelo4965
      @tiagobelo4965 10 місяців тому +122

      you've heard of judge jury, and executioner, now get ready for: criminal, lawyer and defendant

    • @Kazrel
      @Kazrel 10 місяців тому +1

      @@tiagobelo4965 Coming soon TO AMC!

    • @WATCHMYCLIPSZ
      @WATCHMYCLIPSZ 10 місяців тому +1

      Ob

    • @WATCHMYCLIPSZ
      @WATCHMYCLIPSZ 10 місяців тому

      ​@@tiagobelo4965viously

    • @DocBree13
      @DocBree13 10 місяців тому

      😂

  • @bestereu2436
    @bestereu2436 10 місяців тому +462

    This woman needs a therapist.
    And her therapist is going to need a therapist.

    • @dazcaz8205
      @dazcaz8205 10 місяців тому +32

      Fun fact: all therapists have therapists! She's sorted

    • @gaminacthemaniac6444
      @gaminacthemaniac6444 10 місяців тому +12

      ​@dazcaz8205 Do the therapist that have a therapist also have a therapist?

    • @colmwhateveryoulike3240
      @colmwhateveryoulike3240 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@gaminacthemaniac6444They're the same therapist so there're no "also" about it.

    • @Gildorify
      @Gildorify 10 місяців тому +4

      And a few beer cocktails.

    • @dazcaz8205
      @dazcaz8205 10 місяців тому +10

      @gaminacthemaniac6444 yes! And their therapist has a therapist too! Eventually it's like a snake eating its own tail. In fact it's reported 95% of people in therapy are therapist's!

  • @KarsdenHale
    @KarsdenHale 3 місяці тому +11

    “It looks like you might’ve crashed ur car huh?” 😭

  • @wilkiebaggins
    @wilkiebaggins 10 місяців тому +511

    I wouldn’t doubt she’s a lawyer, I worked as a paralegal for a few years and was shocked at the stupidity I seen in what I always thought was more prestigious career.

    • @dexzstar
      @dexzstar 10 місяців тому +34

      I've got a friend who was supposedly a lawyer. Guy is in the 37% tax bracket. Makes plenty of money. He's just not very smart. Has several "red flags" as far as understanding of money and basic socio economics. Doesn't really understand taxes, can't cook, and oftentimes would just show a general lack of common sense. I wouldn't really trust him to defend me. And he's horribly colored my perception of lawyers and paralegals.

    • @blackjackjester
      @blackjackjester 10 місяців тому +18

      Sadly, this frequently applies to doctors as well.

    • @Th3Watch3r
      @Th3Watch3r 10 місяців тому +7

      ​@@blackjackjesteryeah my family Doctor definitely didn't get any As in school. 😆

    • @pablopopodopaulos4931
      @pablopopodopaulos4931 10 місяців тому +33

      The real fact its people overestimate other people for havin a degree

    • @neoasura
      @neoasura 10 місяців тому +9

      @@blackjackjester And Teachers, you should see how drunk and loud the teachers get at the bar Friday after school is over. And they all drunk drive themselves home.

  • @ShallowVA
    @ShallowVA 10 місяців тому +343

    I like how at some point her lawyer brain kicks in to tell her to stop talking to the cops, but then her drunk brain overpowers it and just keeps talking anyway.

    • @LBdreamin
      @LBdreamin 10 місяців тому

      Obviously, I can fix her /s

  • @Sull1204
    @Sull1204 10 місяців тому +911

    Massive massive massive props to the officer questioning her throughout, she had such a golden ticket with how chill and kind he was during the whole thing, his patience is absolutely astounding especially with her unhinged and condescending arrogance

    • @pattomwau
      @pattomwau 10 місяців тому +71

      I think he was trying to get her to talk as much as possible before asking if she’d been drinking. He’s collected evidence.

    • @daniellecowan459
      @daniellecowan459 10 місяців тому

      I’ve never seen pretty white girl privilege go this hard! I’ve only interacted with the police when I was getting a wellness check, and when I was the victim of a crime. Have they ever been this kind to me? Nope.

    • @jdeanwalsh
      @jdeanwalsh 10 місяців тому +25

      do not talk to cops.. ESPECIALLY not cops that are "kind" to you. have yall never heard of good cop bad cop before? lol

    • @Zoroasterisk
      @Zoroasterisk 10 місяців тому +7

      @@jdeanwalsh Yeah, if she was any good at her being a lawyer, she would've exercised her right to remain silent, requested an attorney, and played it to the hilt. Probably would've ended with a court order to get her bac via blood test, at which point her only out would've been to try to find grounds to have it thrown out.

    • @JonnyHavens
      @JonnyHavens 10 місяців тому +3

      @@pattomwau I'm obviously no lawyer like Rachel, but I thought they can't use anything she says in court before having her Miranda rights being read?

  • @Saint_Sigismund
    @Saint_Sigismund 6 місяців тому +5

    "Have you had anything to drink tonight?"
    "Well, obviously..."

  • @milksteak4271
    @milksteak4271 10 місяців тому +978

    I KNOW THIS GIRL!!! I met her some time in the last year at a pizza place in eau claire wisconsin. I was out back having a cigarette and she was came up and started talking to me being all entitled and telling me about how she "helps people get their lives turned around" but never really could describe what she did. She then lectured me about everything she perceived me to be doing wrong in my life, me a 27 year old man, i think i know myself pretty well and don't need this stranger lecturing me. Anyways, she is a friend of a friend and anytime i've seen rachel she's been HAMMERED. I mean, i know we're in wisconsin and all, but she has always been like 8 shots deep minimum anytime I've run into her.

    • @YourSuccubus
      @YourSuccubus 10 місяців тому +24

      😂😂😂😂

    • @na-ky8ou
      @na-ky8ou 10 місяців тому +1

      An alcoholic who pretends to help people getting their lives together... believable.

    • @caseyjc5
      @caseyjc5 10 місяців тому +22

      Is it alcohol or some other substance?! Or both?

    • @Sienn0
      @Sienn0 10 місяців тому +6

      Lmao

    • @glizzygobbler2971
      @glizzygobbler2971 10 місяців тому +17

      what a kind and goodhearted person, such a same shes down on her luck...

  • @The-littlest-frog
    @The-littlest-frog 10 місяців тому +273

    The only thing that was absolutely OBVIOUS was how drunk this girl was

  • @kennalikespizza4515
    @kennalikespizza4515 10 місяців тому +947

    "What's going on, how'd this happen?"
    "I... don't know"
    Horrible but goddamn drunk people are so funny sometimes

    • @Jaseadavis2255
      @Jaseadavis2255 9 місяців тому +2

      I really do wonder how she did that tho

    • @lennychorn147
      @lennychorn147 8 місяців тому +2

      My brother was a funny and highly entertaining drunk. That is until he'd slide behind the wheel of a vehicle. The old saying, God looks out for fools and drunks, really seemed to apply to him. As he'd usually would get busted within minutes of driving off. When he didn't manage to make it home without getting busted or hitting anything. It was always a single vehicle collision. Trees, signs, curbs, guard rails and poles were always his victims. Somehow he never took out a parked vehicle either(to the best of my knowledge).

    • @lennychorn147
      @lennychorn147 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Jaseadavis2255She hit a parked car.
      Low speed rollovers occur most often in heavy traffic. All it takes is your vehicle tire to catch the side of another vehicle and it literally will ride up the side until it flips.

  • @KC-Smiles
    @KC-Smiles 4 місяці тому +10

    The cop starts off with such a cheery "Hello!"

  • @Longridr
    @Longridr 10 місяців тому +302

    Thank you for Clowning on Drunk Drivers like this, Lost my cousin and his son back in '21 to a drunk driver goin over 100 in a residential. Instantly ruptured a hole in our families lives, Everything just feels different since, and i don't think ill ever recover.

    • @sonof7yoshis
      @sonof7yoshis 10 місяців тому +22

      I'm sure you've heard 100 times over that it gets easier or gets better as time goes on.
      But the pain of loosing someone like that never really goes away I'm sorry that this happened to you. I know its horrible now but you Will heal
      I may not know you but I truly believe that stay strong and give love❤

    • @once.upon.a.time.
      @once.upon.a.time. 10 місяців тому +14

      God that's awful. What a senseless tragedy.

    • @dr_cachetes6822
      @dr_cachetes6822 10 місяців тому +1

      That is sad, very sad indeed, but id recommend stop thinking like a victim "oh god oh why ill never recover omg ill be miserable all my life"
      There are things way worse than dealing with a family member's death, you NEED tools to deal with sad/difficult things, losing a cousin and his son is... well, it is sad but not any way near other stuff that can/has happened to other people.
      Get help.

    • @faby_baby
      @faby_baby 10 місяців тому

      I'm sorry man
      Just know Jesus loves you. He wants to help you heal. He wants to comfort you. He will fulfill you more than anything in this world, I speak from experience (from when i did Romans 10:9-13), he loves you and wants to be in a meaningful (not romantic) relationship with you. :)
      “that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.”
      ‭‭Romans‬ ‭10‬:‭9‬-‭13‬ ‭KJV‬‬
      “and saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.”
      ‭‭Mark‬ ‭1‬:‭15‬ ‭KJV‬‬
      If you want proof that Jesus and the Bible are true look a documentary called “Ron Wyatt discoveries 2022” on UA-cam and a UA-cam channel called Expedition Bible. They both examine archeological sites and discoveries that prove the Bible, and even reference secular sources. (Just don’t convert to 7th day Adventism after watching the documentary) And lastly if you don’t know the gospel and want to be saved search up “abc’s of Salvation Teenmissions” on Google and it should be the first or second result. When you click on it read the whole thing, and do what it says and have faith in Jesus while you are doing it, do not doubt, and if it is hard for you to do what it says, ask Jesus to help you, have faith that he will, and *he will.*
      God Bless, and I pray things get better.

    • @january3rd293
      @january3rd293 10 місяців тому

      @@dr_cachetes6822...Honest questions for a moment here. A fair amount of questions, admittedly. You've touched on something of a complex but important psychology topic. I understand longer comments can be undesirable to read for some. But, since many other people in life have had to read *far* more text than this for various reasons, it shouldn't be an issue, right?
      Do you believe that because some people's pains are worse than that of others, that the experiences of those with less suffering are less real, sympathetic, or deserving of validation?
      If so, would you agree to all of your own pains in life being devalued in this fashion as well? Since it's true that there's *always* someone out there who has it worse, this would imply that any suffering of your own would also be less valuable, under this logic. If you lose an arm, someone out there has lost both. If you lose loved ones, which you place as less damaging on a general scale despite it having led people to end their lives throughout history, someone out there has lost *all* their loved ones, *and* their arms. That's not even exaggeration. To be consistent with these values, you'd have to accept that if you ever desired comfort or validation for things that go wrong in your life, the response towards your own suffering should also essentially be "this is sad, but not in any way near other stuff that can/has happened to other people."
      If you *don't* believe that, then are you aware the way you've phrased your comment implies that you do? Because the wording borders on outright mockery, and if you don't intend that, then it may be prudent to clarify. To have tools for dealing with sad things throughout life is beneficial, I agree. But it may be helpful to know that the way you have framed this information has a high probability of coming off as pretentious, tactless, and ill informed to most people. Ill informed because you do not actually know how close he was with those family members. You do not know the grand majority of the event's details, only that loved ones have died. Yet, you use hyperbolic quotation to reframe his sentiment as juvenile and weak willed in nature. You also, intentionally or unintentionally, do phrase your message in a way that implies his pain has less value. Simply due to not being the worst possible thing for a human to experience. Why? If the intent truly is to just give helpful advice, what necessity is there for phrasing things like this?
      In any case, are you aware that just because someone has suffered more in life, it does not mean that those with less suffering are any less alive and capable of experience? That their pain does not simply cease to exist simply because others have it worse? That the mental damage they acquire from a traum@tic event is no less real and potentially life altering? That humans can have extremely different responses to the same stimuli, and that what may traumatize one person may be something easily controlled by another? That the inverse can be true for those same people as well?
      I have seen a veteran of the 'n a m war(odd abbreviation because I am unsure if You+ube will nuke the comment over these topics, they've done it before, I may make similar shortenings later as necessary) comfort his loved ones over their loss of a pet. When he himself had been in life or death situations where he had to see friends die in front of him. Do you believe that veteran is wrong or unnecessarily sympathetic to feel for them, despite having suffered much worse in his own life? Or is it that the ones who lost their pet are under some sort of designated "time limit" to how long they're allowed to feel sad about the loss? Do you feel that if they are experiencing sorrow for "too" long according to someone else, they should feel weak or unfit for life's hardships due to that ongoing pain? If not, then again your phrasing implies you hold a belief that their sorrow should be limited in scope somehow, by some nebulous metric.
      Are you aware that telling people their pains are inconsequential compared to others' has caused people to seek out suffering, develop strong self hatred, and in the worst cases beat themselves physically or take their own lives? Not even that rare. They can feel such guilt and shame for feeling as hurt as they do, because they are reminded that others have it worse. People have so often been irreparably mentally damaged by things that other folks could get through without such issues, because humans can have a staggeringly diverse range of reactions to things in life. Yet the mental debilitation that some accrue can be enough to ruin their own bodies, despite their best attempts to fight the damage. Their minds may be unable to cope with it's own reactions to stimuli, despite being something manageable by others.
      I do not attest to have gone through the worst things conceivable in life, not by far. That said, some personal anecdote. Over the course of the past several years I've been in an emotionally @busive relationship, lost my best and only IRL friend who I'd known for 17+ years, lost my ability to travel easily due to developing health issues(I generally only go out for food and hospital visits), lost my ability to eat most foods, have had several operations, and developed daily chronic pain that requires a very carefully managed diet and several different medications just for controlling it. Of course, there are people who have it far, **far** worse than me, and I am aware of this. There are also people that have it better.
      So when I see an overall healthy person with intact friendships and a properly working body lamenting over the fact that they went through a breakup, am I wrong to feel bad for them? Does my suffering give me the "right" to take their words and twist them into some oversimplified caricature of a teenager's woes? Are we not both allowed to lament over shared pain together? Find solidarity in the suffering, even potentially use it to heal? Why should I deny them this because I've had it worse? Why do that when there's an opportunity to assist them via similar advice *without* just adding to their sense of self loathing? Because that's what this sort of devaluation will do to many people. It can often simply empower their depression, and actually serve to elongate the recovery time.
      There are folks I respect, who have themselves had lives much worse than my own. Yet. They didn't devalue my pains when we spoke. They understood, gave me perspectives of their own. Gave me empathy. Motivation. Had they instead told me I just needed to figure out how to deal with it, and to get over anything because others somewhere always had it worse? Then they would have simply been doing the same thing those people and circumstances that did this damage to me had done. The same thing my abusive ex did. Had the more helpful folks shared this "It's not that bad, get over it" sort of philosophy instead of helping me though compassion, I would likely not be here. At best I would certainly not be fit to write, or even really use You+ube. To even care enough about life to do so. Not for lack of trying, mind you. But because my mind and body just couldn't keep up any more. Not with that immature approach to life.
      ...If you want a (sorta lol)-TL;DR, then perhaps the most direct way to highlight the issue here is this. I have seen a Father tell his children multiple times that they should not cry as often as they do, should not be as afraid of him as they were. Crying for some reason he couldn't understand. Because as he told them more than once:
      He *"did not be@t you physically, like other dads would."* -His- dad used to punish him via whips from sticks ripped off a tree. He and other kids had it way worse, so "stop being so oversensitive." Honorable mention also goes to "You want to whine and cry? I'll *give* you a reason to cry, if you're going to act like that." Because his understanding and concern for their emotional state was so detached that he literally could not understand that they were genuinely sad. As if he thought, since his issues were worse during his own youth it meant that they were simply "overreacting". That their sadness wasn't really legitimate.
      These same children later grew into young adults that developed various debilitations through the course of their lives, and so much due to the nature of this "merciful" parenting.​ Their physical states were one thing, their mental states another. To highlight just 2, one ran away to live on the street because she literally *preferred soup kitchens in winter* over her former and even spacious home. Another was essentially institutonaIized for 2+ years, due to *multiple* $ui-side attempts over the course of her teens. *All* of them got diagnosed clinical depression.
      But hey. They were never be@t3n like other kids, and others had it way worse, right? Maybe simply telling them they need to get over the sadness because "life is tough and you need to deal with it" would help. Maybe simply telling them their pain was inconsequential and to just cope without explaining *how* or showing them empathy would be enough to just produce good results, healthy lives and a happy family.
      Yet I know it didn't. Not the first time, and not the hundredth. That family has long since been heavily damaged. Each kid knew that wherever they ended up, they preferred it where their parents weren't. And for some reason, those that got to move out started doing *better* with their lives in many ways. The same is true for so many families, so many people.
      So I suppose the bottom line is: Does your philosophy happen to be one that agrees with that of the Father's? If not, then I suggest you rephrase that comment. Because as it reads currently, it's ability to actually assist the person you aimed it towards is heavily limited. It's too familiar, and not in a good way.

  • @Anothertruecomment
    @Anothertruecomment 10 місяців тому +359

    She 100% manipulates people in her life, you can feel how she’s so used her mega mind tactics working 😂

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou 10 місяців тому +12

      tbh her fried out manner of speech is perfect to make it hard to tell if she’s drunk or sober. Classic lawyer move.

    • @gg-mercenary7104
      @gg-mercenary7104 10 місяців тому

      She's a female man. What do you expect? They have literally evolved to have this with out even trying. It's coded in.

  • @HrvojeTalas
    @HrvojeTalas 10 місяців тому +176

    The hand movement was a somatic component for an enchantment spell she failed to cast because because of intoxication.

    • @TheWilderCat
      @TheWilderCat 8 місяців тому +3

      Being shitfaced aside, I think you need decent charisma to be a sorcerer.

  • @edh_alters7116
    @edh_alters7116 6 місяців тому +7

    The only "beer cocktail" i've ever heard of is called a Boilermaker and it'll get you drunk and put hair on your chest at the same time. That girl weighs about 100 lbs and I'll bet she had more than one lol

  • @Rainiure
    @Rainiure 8 місяців тому +289

    If someone can act this poorly when caught committing a horrible crime, imagine how bad they are in general day to day life.

  • @emperortitusmon
    @emperortitusmon 10 місяців тому +328

    Lawyer here - the Miranda Warning aka Miranda Rights only attaches when two elements are met: 1. the defendant is in custody, and 2. the defendant is being interrogated. Custody and interrogation also have their own definitions with elements that need to be met, such as not being free to leave (indicates custody). Even if an officer fails to properly Mirandize a suspect, if the suspect makes "spontaneous statements against interest" those statements can be used. It only matter for when police are actively questioning you and/or coercing you to talk. There are more details of course but this is basically the gist of it.
    I work in criminal defense, so these are elements that I almost always look for. Attorneys in other specialties are not savants; you eventually forget extraneous details if you're not specializing in that area of law. I would be curious as to what she specializes in, if she even is a lawyer at all. Let's hope it's not criminal defense.

    • @captaincringe2839
      @captaincringe2839 10 місяців тому +19

      Ik, people don't realize what can come back to bite them, you gotta tell em ONLY what happened, don't be snarky or a smartass, just answer the questions carefully and stay quiet

    • @bcc5701
      @bcc5701 10 місяців тому +20

      As a transactional attorney she sounds like a transactional attorney.

    • @Rose_Castle
      @Rose_Castle 10 місяців тому +11

      Not a lawyer here... and I was giggling at her. She just kept indicating she is aware of her rights and voiding them

    • @emperortitusmon
      @emperortitusmon 10 місяців тому +6

      @@bcc5701 To be fair, y'all have it rough as well. It doesn't excuse her abhorrent behavior, but it does add some context as to her state of mind lol.

    • @jimmycoombs1791
      @jimmycoombs1791 10 місяців тому +1

      I watched the full video on the other channel and the only terms she mentioned that "felt" like lawyer jargon were assumption vs assurance. Though as a non-lawyer there may be something I missed.

  • @darryllmaybe3881
    @darryllmaybe3881 10 місяців тому +380

    I also love tat when she was asked how much alcohol would she say is in the "Beer Cocktail" she almost said "4% Octane" like she's grading fucking gasoline efficiency.

    • @We_silly
      @We_silly 10 місяців тому +2

      Beer Oct….

    • @brodymccarty9709
      @brodymccarty9709 10 місяців тому +19

      I took that as her mispronouncing alcohol because she’s drunk.

    • @darryllmaybe3881
      @darryllmaybe3881 10 місяців тому +29

      @@brodymccarty9709 Perhaps, but I like my interpretation better.

    • @topg893
      @topg893 8 місяців тому +1

      It definitely sounded like she was about to say octane 🤣 because she's drunk

  • @thisreplysection1050
    @thisreplysection1050 17 днів тому +3

    9:30 missed opportunity to call it a „You‘re Loko“

  • @JoeTheOriginalOne
    @JoeTheOriginalOne 10 місяців тому +369

    The most concerning part about this was that the intoxicated woman had a child seat in the back of her car. I don’t want to imagine what could have happened if a kid was in there.

    • @saltyzu8412
      @saltyzu8412 10 місяців тому +54

      She is most likely raising a child…. That’s horrifying. Imagine, more of her being replicated and taught how to act in the world.

    • @thesecretnewbie8872
      @thesecretnewbie8872 10 місяців тому

      my neighbor's husband left her for a younger woman after cheating on hid wife for a year, ruining a 20 year marriage. My neighbor in turn decided to drive drunk a couple of weeks later, totaling her SUV and obliterating our neighborhood entrance. Thank god her kids are all grown bc she is just like this lawyer...@@saltyzu8412

    • @jonashelmke2564
      @jonashelmke2564 10 місяців тому

      @@saltyzu8412 Not sure, I feel like a bitch like this would take absolutely zero shit from her kids an be a pretty demonic mother that would ruin their self-esteem.

    • @averyeml
      @averyeml 10 місяців тому

      Well and even without the kid being in the car (thankfully), that kid was SOMEWHERE and mom didn’t come home like planned. Not to mention there’s clearly no way this was a “oh I never drink like this” situation

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer 10 місяців тому +248

    "The worst part is I'm not intoxicated" while sounding like she can't keep her eyes open, she's so close to passing out. 😂

    • @hoopslaa5235
      @hoopslaa5235 10 місяців тому +4

      Obviously it’s just the obvious non-plussed and unimpressive vehicular dismount here. Sooo not anything to see here and obviously nothing going on. Not sure Obviously why everyone is making such a big deal out of this, obciously she didn’t hit anyone else’s car or damage to anyone else’s property.

    • @icetbaggins7999
      @icetbaggins7999 10 місяців тому

      Maybe she received a head injury…shortly after birth

  • @TheharshMoon
    @TheharshMoon 10 місяців тому +97

    Fun tip:
    If a cop blatantly says, “It’s not going to incriminate you further,” then that’s a for sure sign that they know SOMETHING.

    • @tarettime9392
      @tarettime9392 10 місяців тому +5

      Fun fact it also absolutely does. Anything you say to a cop can be used against you no matter when you say it or under what circumstances. Even if they tell you it can’t it can and will.

  • @ImmortalNidhogg
    @ImmortalNidhogg Місяць тому +5

    It's eldritch to try to describe but sometimes my phone flips from portrait to landscape mode while I'm laying down watching Charlie, and I feel like that's too intimate and sometimes Charlie looks like he knows and he looks away or something and it's such a trip.

  • @vasto8013
    @vasto8013 10 місяців тому +101

    I love how the officer treats her like the little baby she is, handling the situation so comedically well.

  • @rhyshoward5094
    @rhyshoward5094 10 місяців тому +656

    Y'know Charlie, I reckon she did pass the bar, and went straight to her local off-license instead

    • @Pepespizzeria1
      @Pepespizzeria1 10 місяців тому +1

      Underrated comment

    • @skellybones1428
      @skellybones1428 10 місяців тому +12

      She was coming back from the bar lmao

    • @jaykay845
      @jaykay845 10 місяців тому +3

      Obviously

    • @AvatarRoku-w8o
      @AvatarRoku-w8o 10 місяців тому

      ​@@skellybones1428you're a clown 😂

    • @SaintAnimus
      @SaintAnimus 10 місяців тому +10

      She's never passed the bar, she always stops for a round!

  • @Bobby-B-Baby
    @Bobby-B-Baby 7 місяців тому +255

    Inigo Montoya: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

  • @os5403
    @os5403 2 місяці тому +4

    The entire time it gives the energy of
    "Hey honey٫ wheres your brother?"
    "What brother?"

  • @joshbryan120
    @joshbryan120 10 місяців тому +195

    if she were actually a super smart lawyer, maybe she wouldn't have said anything. almost like her judgment was being impaired by something...

  • @dangerwifi8116
    @dangerwifi8116 10 місяців тому +688

    Funny how after all of that, she still acts like it was a minor accident

    • @GeeManFig
      @GeeManFig 10 місяців тому +2

      should I Drop out of school to BECOME the greatest artist ever❓🙏🤞

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 10 місяців тому +14

      meanwhile her car is flipped over sideways

    • @davidmartin9183
      @davidmartin9183 10 місяців тому +5

      @@ninjafrog6966honestly I’m surprised the neighbors didn’t hear the crash

    • @bobjoe5937
      @bobjoe5937 10 місяців тому +5

      She didn't do it. She's stunning and brave. Leave her alone.

    • @LizzBliss
      @LizzBliss 10 місяців тому

      @@bobjoe5937 no boomer 🤡

  • @foxxie_gal87
    @foxxie_gal87 10 місяців тому +197

    I thought she was going to cry and throw a fit when they arrested her but honestly this is more embarrassing

    • @cheap25
      @cheap25 10 місяців тому +12

      Obviously

  • @Alfredopizzaluver151
    @Alfredopizzaluver151 10 місяців тому +436

    Both those officers were so calm and patient with her, I could never. She could've killed someone and she has the nerve to still act like a prissy b*tch.

    • @kayleb-oo1ro
      @kayleb-oo1ro 10 місяців тому +23

      well shes drunk you have to be patient... yelling at her while drunk dosent get situtation better...

    • @suimeingwong2043
      @suimeingwong2043 10 місяців тому +33

      They did not escalate the situation which is what they should be doing.

    • @danielrichardson6054
      @danielrichardson6054 10 місяців тому

      @@suimeingwong2043people hate on cops. They’re just people. There are good ones and bad ones. They’re trying to get promotions like any of us.

    • @rooknado
      @rooknado 10 місяців тому +1

      @@kayleb-oo1roThey should have brought her to the hospital she could have had a brain injury

    • @kayleb-oo1ro
      @kayleb-oo1ro 10 місяців тому

      @@rooknado She was drunk, her breath smelled like alcohol, besides what you know what they did to her alter she refused a sober test? TO A HOSPITAL FOR BLOOD ANALYSIS... stop trying to find evil every cop encounter and use your damn head... if she had a brain injury while being drunk i would think everyone could noticed that

  • @ninavale.
    @ninavale. 10 місяців тому +218

    Another reason she's combative is that she's a lawyer, and probably knows that a record for DUI might cause her her job.and she probably thinks she's smarter and bc she knows the law she can talk herself out of it.

    • @MontiiCat
      @MontiiCat 10 місяців тому

      I mean she’s pretty dumb, I doubt she got her law degree from a state that prides itself. She cheated her way through is my guess

    • @Q-TebGamesNL
      @Q-TebGamesNL 10 місяців тому +8

      I think you might mean "cost" instead of "cause"

    • @MikeEllchuk
      @MikeEllchuk 10 місяців тому

      Idk I think a lot of lawyers would know that being combative with police is never the right approach. More likely she's just a drunk bitch.

    • @Emiruly
      @Emiruly 10 місяців тому +45

      ​@@Q-TebGamesNL"obviously"

    • @hoopslaa5235
      @hoopslaa5235 10 місяців тому +1

      Just obviously like a female obbbb. @@Emiruly oh ob ob

  • @supahflames
    @supahflames 8 місяців тому +619

    9:38
    “I won’t answer anymore of your questions.”
    “You’re not gonna answer any more of my questions?”
    “Nope.”
    😂😂😂

    • @k1ng5urfer
      @k1ng5urfer 7 місяців тому +25

      I enjoyed that thoroughly

    • @colt4505
      @colt4505 7 місяців тому +43

      For anyone who doesn't get this: her saying "nope" was answering another question. If you needed this explained, then you're probably as high as I was 😂

    • @LarryLarryCrazy1
      @LarryLarryCrazy1 3 місяці тому

      ​@@colt4505 "for those at home who might be wondering 🤓☝️🤓☝️"

    • @edwhatshisname3562
      @edwhatshisname3562 3 місяці тому +1

      Good timing, I read this right as it happened in the video.

  • @raggles123
    @raggles123 7 місяців тому +6

    She handled that interaction flawlessly, like Tony Romo handling a field goal snap in a playoff game.

  • @pineappleexpress2683
    @pineappleexpress2683 10 місяців тому +139

    No words can describe how much her passive aggressiveness pissed me off

    • @bigisrick
      @bigisrick 10 місяців тому +15

      First woman you've ever seen?

    • @ethanhall1656
      @ethanhall1656 10 місяців тому +16

      @@bigisrickreal

    • @All_righty
      @All_righty 10 місяців тому +2

      Obviously

    • @aybaws
      @aybaws 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@bigisrick☕

    • @tezzla6358
      @tezzla6358 10 місяців тому

      @@bigisrickbecause women are bad! right?

  • @coltonanderson6139
    @coltonanderson6139 10 місяців тому +736

    Sadly this probably was not the first time the woman decided to drink and get behind the wheel, and until she faces REAL consequences, it most likely won’t be her last time either.

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 10 місяців тому +42

      Real "consciences"? Did you mean real consequences?

    • @xCaleb_
      @xCaleb_ 10 місяців тому +16

      Consequences*

    • @SourRazberry
      @SourRazberry 10 місяців тому +32

      You are unfortunately very correct! On average, someone will drive drunk 80 times before getting their first DWI. Source: FBI

    • @feralhomunculus
      @feralhomunculus 10 місяців тому +28

      ​@@RobbieStacks90Funny, I read it as consequences because of the context. I think most people do. I don't think anyone who reads/speaks fluent English would bee like, hmm what could they possibly mean by "face real consciences." Do you? I always find it amusing when ppl correct even their own blatantly obvious typos like this. It's like, no 💩 Sherlock.

    • @joshuamartinez8216
      @joshuamartinez8216 10 місяців тому +14

      @@RobbieStacks90 well obviioouussllyy

  • @naughtpoh
    @naughtpoh 10 місяців тому +39

    Somehow her saying “it was only 4% alcohol” and then the cop’s bodycam subsequently panning to the flipped car is hilarious.

  • @BriansRainbowOverIreland
    @BriansRainbowOverIreland 6 місяців тому +9

    “You’ll just have to speak to my attorney”, and then she keeps talking, because she is her attorney lol

  • @sp00-EKy
    @sp00-EKy 10 місяців тому +185

    She definitely gives me step mom that you *don't* visit during the holidays vibes

    • @Coffee17990
      @Coffee17990 10 місяців тому +13

      Or not visit at all unless forced by your mother to visit your father vibes

    • @nikolai3620
      @nikolai3620 10 місяців тому +1

      Obviously.

    • @lancelaurel3828
      @lancelaurel3828 10 місяців тому

      Something’s wrong with my brain bro every time I read stepmom

    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys 10 місяців тому

      She reminded me of my step Mum, she hated me for no reason I was just not HER kid, luckily I was 18 when I went to visit my dad finally for the first time ever, I could not manage that hurtful woman if I was a young child.

  • @juliagiles1547
    @juliagiles1547 10 місяців тому +40

    Rachel really went “That is all. And furthermore,”

    • @TheCheD3
      @TheCheD3 8 місяців тому +3

      "In conclusion, here is the beginning of my next essay"

  • @thraungaming824
    @thraungaming824 10 місяців тому +255

    Hope she'll get a better lawyer than herself to defend her in court!

    • @chrisb.2028
      @chrisb.2028 10 місяців тому +16

      I hope she doesn't, but the bar is so low it's unlikely she gets a worse lawyer than her.

    • @erikmckoul2478
      @erikmckoul2478 10 місяців тому +11

      I would like to see her defend herself in court.

    • @yoshioharuki5760
      @yoshioharuki5760 10 місяців тому +4

      She's *obviously* gonna need a legitimate lawyer 😂

    • @pepinowhite5014
      @pepinowhite5014 10 місяців тому +5

      She was probably lying about the lawyer thing

    • @executor32
      @executor32 10 місяців тому +5

      @@pepinowhite5014 After a bit of digging, turns out she's a realtor. 🤣

  • @spencerpearson1321
    @spencerpearson1321 6 місяців тому +34

    There was a guy in my city, who got off on drunk driving charges, because the officer figured out what he was actually sleepwalking, and managed to wake him up. He was very confused about where he was, and was horrified to find out that he has been driving in his sleep.

    • @Spindinglous_Glingle
      @Spindinglous_Glingle 6 місяців тому +1

      how do you drive while sleep walking

    • @jayceyallen7745
      @jayceyallen7745 6 місяців тому +5

      @@Spindinglous_Glinglemuscle memory

    • @Standardhumanbeing
      @Standardhumanbeing 6 місяців тому +5

      Sleepwalkers can do basically anything while asleep. It’s insane

    • @sunny-gt7qw
      @sunny-gt7qw 5 місяців тому +2

      sleep driving is still illegal

    • @spencerpearson1321
      @spencerpearson1321 5 місяців тому +5

      @@sunny-gt7qw not really since it’s involuntary. Several courts have ruled in favor of the sleepwalkers since they had no conscious control over themselves. There are even a few cases of people getting off for crashes where they failed a breathalyzer test because they drank before falling asleep. It was ruled that they had consciously done nothing wrong and couldn’t be charged with a crime.

  • @BlackBull517
    @BlackBull517 10 місяців тому +79

    She wasnt drunk, she just flipped it over with her hercules level strength so she could fix her tire

    • @Pghee53
      @Pghee53 10 місяців тому +5

      Obviously

  • @Retrogradez90
    @Retrogradez90 10 місяців тому +131

    as someone that works in insurance, the answer i get to "what happened?" is far too often "i don't know" and the follow up question of "were you driving the vehicle" and the response "yes" kills me every time

  • @Heroo01
    @Heroo01 10 місяців тому +208

    Fun fact: That weird brain feeling you get when you say a word too many times and it doesn't sound like a word anymore is called semantic satiation

    • @jax3636
      @jax3636 10 місяців тому +14

      thank you Heroo01, very cool

    • @Floaty8008
      @Floaty8008 10 місяців тому +2

      if you’re gonna give a “fun” fact at least explain what the hell it is you just said.

    • @samurai6817
      @samurai6817 10 місяців тому +7

      *THIS* fun fact was actually helpful... ooobviously!

    • @sporeham1674
      @sporeham1674 10 місяців тому +14

      ​@@Floaty8008they did you 8th wit

    • @Robyn-yc5md
      @Robyn-yc5md 10 місяців тому +17

      ​@@Floaty8008...they did? Did you not understand it?

  • @technomological
    @technomological 5 місяців тому +24

    "nothing to drink huh" *car on its side*

  • @whycantibefree
    @whycantibefree 10 місяців тому +269

    It’s amazing how much she’s convinced herself that she’s got this in the bag. Definitely only had one 4% beer cocktail. She can’t honestly believe that she doesn’t sound drunk.

    • @neoasura
      @neoasura 10 місяців тому +5

      Because she does got this in the bag, I guarantee this is the last you'll hear of it, shes got pretty woman privilage, slap on the wrist and sent off, Wisconsin loves their drunks.

    • @kylespevak6781
      @kylespevak6781 10 місяців тому +3

      Cars just flip bro

    • @glebglub
      @glebglub 10 місяців тому +3

      but the beer cocktail WAS 4%! ...before they added the absinthe, vodka, tequila, rum, turpentine...

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 10 місяців тому +3

      @@neoasura Lol truth. Getting a DUI is a borderline rite of passage in Wisconsin.
      "Wiconsin: The Florida of the North"

    • @MultiKommandant
      @MultiKommandant 10 місяців тому +3

      You'll never see more misplaced self-confidence than in a drunk person who thinks they can act sober. Everything around you seems slowed-down so it feels like you can just take it easy and charm your way out of things, what you don't realise is that you are the slow one, the world around you is still going at its normal pace.
      Hope she gets more than a slap on the wrist, imagine if she'd crashed into a car with less aware drivers behind the wheel or worse an unassuming pedestrian.

  • @brightnessandcontrast7152
    @brightnessandcontrast7152 10 місяців тому +69

    Her: "I won't answer anymore of your questions."
    Him: "You won't answer anymore of my questions?"
    Her: *answers the question*
    I love this.

  • @sorayaya3080
    @sorayaya3080 10 місяців тому +162

    She's either a Law School student/dropout that constantly talks about how she's more knowledgeable than everyone else or an actual lawyer that just started her carrier after attending [big shot private Law School] payed by daddy's money and now thinks she's better than everyone else just because she attended [big shot private Law School]

    • @mcdaici
      @mcdaici 10 місяців тому +15

      solid analysis kowalski

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis 10 місяців тому +2

      You are definitely on the money with this one.

    • @0NeeN0
      @0NeeN0 10 місяців тому

      Lmao your insecurities and discrimination shine even though comment about that cockroach

  • @chadmccoy8032
    @chadmccoy8032 10 місяців тому +88

    It’s insane how calm she is. She just rolled her car.

    • @AkivaMerkavah
      @AkivaMerkavah 7 місяців тому

      She’s drunk AF

    • @chadmccoy8032
      @chadmccoy8032 7 місяців тому +1

      @SoDa-zh9gq she just rolled her car!!

    • @godbyone
      @godbyone 7 місяців тому +1

      Man I was on a walk. I heard a noise. There’s a car obviously flipped tipped rolled

    • @chadmccoy8032
      @chadmccoy8032 7 місяців тому +1

      @Nelumbo_lutea she just rolled her car!! 🤣

    • @B4NDllKOOT_
      @B4NDllKOOT_ 7 місяців тому +1

      @@chadmccoy8032she’s hammered!
      AAnd she just rolled her car 😂

  • @Themudeater
    @Themudeater 10 місяців тому +85

    As a Criminal Justice major who’s about to apply to law school, anybody who takes a beginner criminal justice course knows that Miranda is only required when you’re being interrogated any time after arrest.

    • @andeggbreaks
      @andeggbreaks Місяць тому +1

      She's probably a copyright lawyer or something

  • @allengainzmma
    @allengainzmma 10 місяців тому +92

    You’re 100% correct about the Miranda rights. The only time they have to read them to you is when you’re under interrogation.

    • @ACanOfBakedBeans
      @ACanOfBakedBeans 10 місяців тому +1

      *Miranda

    • @mrsoul680
      @mrsoul680 10 місяців тому

      1. Under arrest; and 2. Being interrogated. If either is lacking Miranda not necessary.

    • @allengainzmma
      @allengainzmma 10 місяців тому

      @@mrsoul680 Police absolutely don’t have to read Miranda rights to you if they arrest you. The only time it’s mandatory is when you’re about to be interrogated. Cops don’t have to tell you what you’re arrested for and they don’t have to read Miranda rights to you until you’re being interrogated.

    • @mrsoul680
      @mrsoul680 10 місяців тому

      @@allengainzmma both are necessary, you have to be under arrest at the time and being interrogated for Miranda to apply.

  • @Iyiouseismouse
    @Iyiouseismouse 19 днів тому +2

    9:05 “As a cocktail I’m sorry.” You see, obviously she wasn’t the driver, she was the drink, so obviously it’s not her fault… obviously.

  • @sigh-cosis
    @sigh-cosis 10 місяців тому +26

    14:50 Obviously she didn't pass the bar. She obviously went in the bar, got a beer cocktail, left, and flipped her car.

    • @Keen_Edge
      @Keen_Edge 10 місяців тому +4

      Obviously 😉

  • @MrFanservice
    @MrFanservice 10 місяців тому +67

    6:50 sounds like the exact moment the officer decided "yeup, Rachel is going to jail tonight". Just the slight release of the handcuffs, actually kills me