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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2018
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  • @MagikGames1
    @MagikGames1 5 років тому +1544

    [Radroach meat has been added to your inventory]

  • @dylanclark9488
    @dylanclark9488 5 років тому +2473

    tfw you're an isopod just chilling in your tank not expecting to be eaten and all of a sudden you hear good afternoon in the distance

  • @teamjesus7087
    @teamjesus7087 5 років тому +559

    I don't know man... I think I'm staying with old testament on this one.

  • @alacranlpd1
    @alacranlpd1 5 років тому +324

    Now thats a big rollie pollie

    • @josephsummer777
      @josephsummer777 5 років тому +25

      Yes, it is, in a sense. Rollie Pollies are isopods

    • @jtch6668
      @jtch6668 5 років тому +3

      Exactly what it is

    • @redemptusrenatus5336
      @redemptusrenatus5336 2 роки тому +2

      Probably scare the crap out of you if you saw one of those crawling around in the garden as a kid.

  • @Aidoge
    @Aidoge 5 років тому +1920

    Thats a cockroach with lvl 3 armor

  • @lena5669
    @lena5669 5 років тому +2155

    Merchant: this one?
    Isopod: *vomits*
    Buyer: yea we'll take it!

  • @mikec.4343
    @mikec.4343 5 років тому +505

    I would rather spend the $14 on a pizza.

  • @dahliacross3584
    @dahliacross3584 5 років тому +239

    They should have Masterchef contestants cook Isopod lmao

    • @1fan689
      @1fan689 8 місяців тому

      Omg that'd be brilliant! 😂

  • @Boddah.
    @Boddah. 5 років тому +979

    Hiro : Good afternoon
    Cameraman : Unbelievable

  • @offbeat4772
    @offbeat4772 5 років тому +367

    RIP in peace Isoboi

  • @PKmaster12
    @PKmaster12 5 років тому +324

    Kabuto used Harden
    *Kabuto’s defense rose*
    Hiro used Cut
    *Critical Hit!*
    *Kabuto fainted*
    Hiro gained 127 exp

    • @jackfrost7819
      @jackfrost7819 5 років тому +4

      looks motr like a whimpod to me kabuto looks like a horsesho crab

    • @PKmaster12
      @PKmaster12 5 років тому +3

      Jack Frost fair enough but wimpod can’t use harden

    • @wkcave
      @wkcave 4 роки тому +1

      Jack Frost, what?!?!

    • @mutantrobinson5975
      @mutantrobinson5975 4 роки тому +3

      Since Kabuto is a Rock/Water type,, i dont think such a Normal move like “cut” is gonna be effective on it. 🤣🤣

    • @jasonbauta3070
      @jasonbauta3070 4 роки тому

      wk cave bruh he knew that

  • @miicro1
    @miicro1 5 років тому +76

    If a cockroach can fly
    Of course it can swim

    • @xxstarvoidxx
      @xxstarvoidxx 4 роки тому +2

      This one looks less disgusting somehow

  • @vassanguis
    @vassanguis 5 років тому +1540

    So a lot of comments are saying a lot of things, but big daddy Google says the following:
    1. Yes, isopods are technically edible. If you remove the gut and devein them, they’re just as safe to eat as shrimp, crab, and lobster.
    2. The repugnant smell is simply due to the fact that they eat dead and decaying plant and animal matter as well as fecal matter, literally the garbage of the ocean that no other animal would want to eat.
    3. They are, even among deep sea animal life, one of the most foul-smelling and foul-tasting creatures. It’s partially why, despite being so large and slow-moving, nothing ever eats them.
    4. Those shells are incredibly soft and fragile. In fact, the only part that’s truly “armored” about them is that shield plate over their heads (which is why he had such a hard time cutting it in half).
    5. The insides are much worse than you could imagine. Basically, you have the tube-shaped heart near the tail, the huge digestive tract that goes right down the middle (and source of all that brown goop), the caeca (also a part of the digestive tract and possibly those “eggs” they saw near the head?), and then just a bunch of sex organs. That entire middle part they spent so long washing and cutting into? Basically useless as there’s very little meat and it’s just an organ sac.
    6. Basically, the parts you want to eat are the pleon (essentially the hindquarters and the “tail”, it’s very disgusting and not a lot of meat) and the legs (again, disgusting and not a lot of meat... starting to see a pattern here?).
    7. Yes okay, back to #1. You CAN eat this. But why. Why would you eat this.
    To summarize, they are similar to crabs and shrimp, but are actually much worse, provide less meat (yes, less meat than even a single shrimp), and smell like the fucking River Styx.
    Do not eat this. Even in Japan, home of nattō (rotten soybeans) and shiokara (rotten fish guts), this uncommon food is not considered a delicacy. It is just considered bad.
    Not dangerous. Just bad.
    EDIT: Thanks for the comment, guys.
    It’s also important to know that I’m no biologist, just a guy who likes to read. I’m eagerly awaiting any progress, especially if I helped bring it about.

    • @cookingwithgrad7105
      @cookingwithgrad7105 5 років тому +34

      Its a gig rolly polly

    • @vassanguis
      @vassanguis 5 років тому +19

      Hiroyuki Terada - Diaries of a Master Sushi Chef
      Good luck guys! The finished product looked promising.

    • @MattExzy
      @MattExzy 5 років тому +21

      Thanks for those facts. But rest assured, I definitely won't be eating this. In any circumstance. Ever...

    • @derakc.2783
      @derakc.2783 5 років тому +38

      And, that why the Bible in Leviticus 11 labels them unclean. Not to be eaten.

    • @cooperheflin915
      @cooperheflin915 5 років тому +2

      @@DiariesofaMasterSushiChef why not get a 🦃

  • @caseytodd7632
    @caseytodd7632 5 років тому +999

    Yep. Just like grandma used to make.

    • @woahitsyouagain8574
      @woahitsyouagain8574 5 років тому +4

      Casey Todd you’re probably white so I don’t think so

    • @caseytodd7632
      @caseytodd7632 5 років тому +10

      @Skorn Its a very confusing comment. I know...

    • @assassintitan9789
      @assassintitan9789 5 років тому +2

      Wow man you a Savage for that

    • @LunaGoreTV
      @LunaGoreTV 5 років тому

      @@woahitsyouagain8574 A lot of people down south eat all sorts of bottom feeders, lol.

    • @bluntbaby7399
      @bluntbaby7399 5 років тому +2

      @@woahitsyouagain8574 Are you an idiot?

  • @tdmjason
    @tdmjason 5 років тому +69

    Makes me think of the movie
    District 9 .....

    • @kocakola3532
      @kocakola3532 5 років тому +1

      @@TurtleMan99the best line "fuck your own wife" 😂

    • @amberlocsaknot
      @amberlocsaknot 5 років тому

      Loove that movie

  • @tring-aling-ahim-bahoo-lah6378
    @tring-aling-ahim-bahoo-lah6378 5 років тому +252

    Crabs, lobsters, isopods, Just call them what they are.
    *Aquatic Insects*

    • @arianah325
      @arianah325 5 років тому +9

      That's why I eat none of them!

    • @chandlerthornton3579
      @chandlerthornton3579 5 років тому +15

      well i mean lobsters and crabs are crustaceans. isopods are actually basically insects😂 rollie pollies are members of the isopod family too

    • @alejandro2603
      @alejandro2603 5 років тому +11

      @@chandlerthornton3579 rollie pollies are crustaceans too 😣

    • @rockerseven
      @rockerseven 5 років тому +8

      Lobsters are literally cockroaches of the sea, in that they are very closely related to each other.

    • @thesixtywalrus
      @thesixtywalrus 5 років тому +3

      Crustaceans? Prawns / shrimps are also crustaceans.

  • @Seto_Saotome
    @Seto_Saotome 5 років тому +426

    Camera man sounds like he's doing a casting couch.

    • @pantsunaniiro8884
      @pantsunaniiro8884 5 років тому +61

      one can never "watch too much porn"

    • @nambialambert8561
      @nambialambert8561 5 років тому +6

      Lol

    • @MurderUs_Cheeze
      @MurderUs_Cheeze 5 років тому +4

      Hahahaha.. great attention to detail and observations my g.

    • @curtflirt2
      @curtflirt2 5 років тому +1

      Lol he always sounds like that. I wonder if he was one of them?

    • @mrkrud
      @mrkrud 5 років тому +5

      might be his day job. being an international foodie is expensive

  • @chicachu2297
    @chicachu2297 5 років тому +1507

    It's a sea rolley polley

    • @consolemainnoob8102
      @consolemainnoob8102 5 років тому +70

      Sir, that is Satan himself

    • @silentbigsteve3429
      @silentbigsteve3429 5 років тому +51

      @@consolemainnoob8102 Be nice to his dog

    • @chicachu2297
      @chicachu2297 5 років тому +12

      SilentBigsteve i thought it was a hedgehog...?

    • @Godisgr8always
      @Godisgr8always 5 років тому +13

      Thats the one of the first things that came to mind when seeing this.

    • @KathrynHaslam
      @KathrynHaslam 5 років тому +27

      They are very closely related!

  • @ethansolano4778
    @ethansolano4778 5 років тому +57

    You got to have some balls to eat that

    • @wolfpaw173
      @wolfpaw173 5 років тому +1

      Ethan Solano you said it buddy like who the hell would eat that

    • @LittleVidds
      @LittleVidds 5 років тому +3

      i could eat it but i dont ever want to see it ALIVE or in one piece.

    • @karla9319
      @karla9319 5 років тому +1

      Ethan Solano you gotta have some balls to fucking touch it/hold it fuck that shit

    • @masashiiino6914
      @masashiiino6914 5 років тому

      You better got some balls to clean and cut it more like

  • @FishingPleasures
    @FishingPleasures 5 років тому +74

    I often wonder who pulled one of these up from the sea first in history and said "Oh wow this giant alien bug looking thing probably tastes good, let's cook it" Lol

    • @supperhey
      @supperhey 4 роки тому +8

      Same people that pulled crabs, durians, horseshoe crabs, and all the other craps into their kitchen

    • @DaKurupt19
      @DaKurupt19 4 роки тому +4

      People that are hungry?

    • @zanifeernajneen41
      @zanifeernajneen41 3 роки тому

      I wonder the same thing...

    • @markgarcia1634
      @markgarcia1634 3 роки тому +3

      The Chinese???

    • @MrPoopiesoup
      @MrPoopiesoup 2 роки тому +3

      In a survival situation, humans are less picky. Then when they realize how most different assemblies of proteins and fat actually taste good, the hunt begins.

  • @WSB1469
    @WSB1469 5 років тому +510

    Is it fresh?
    Vendor: “eh”
    We ll take it!

    • @phkoon
      @phkoon 5 років тому +27

      **Just after watching it trowing up a disgusting shit juice form its mouth(?)**

    • @beatboxonmyfartbox
      @beatboxonmyfartbox 5 років тому +3

      @@phkoon "its your lucky day c;"

    • @Delysicx
      @Delysicx 5 років тому

      I lul'd reading that

    • @Frasier_kc
      @Frasier_kc 5 років тому +4

      He said is it male or female

    • @juandro7823
      @juandro7823 5 років тому

      @@Frasier_kc mom

  • @Asianleful
    @Asianleful 5 років тому +2601

    Camera man: "What's coming out of his mouth?! Is he okay???"
    Employee: ":)"

    • @brk932
      @brk932 5 років тому +334

      is it male or a female
      ... iduntnow

    • @insomnia20422
      @insomnia20422 5 років тому +145

      hes probably already rotten inside...
      DISGUSTING!!!

    • @zidongwang8067
      @zidongwang8067 5 років тому +126

      Nah he just party too hard last night, he’ll be fine

    • @fredo7482
      @fredo7482 5 років тому +128

      Employee almost ate shit after getting off those high steps lol

    • @nadinemina
      @nadinemina 5 років тому +10

      Relax its just a Rick from a parallel universe

  • @thomasandrews2935
    @thomasandrews2935 5 років тому +17

    Isopod: today is a good day
    Hiro: GooDAftErnOoN

  • @tomahawkchop2329
    @tomahawkchop2329 5 років тому +35

    Ew y'all eating a sea alien

  • @-hyper-6140
    @-hyper-6140 5 років тому +260

    DAMN I THOUGHT THE MAN HOLDING THE ISOPOD COLLAPPSED

    • @NegativKreep
      @NegativKreep 5 років тому +3

      JakesHyperr lmao!!! Right.

    • @uakii
      @uakii 5 років тому

      Me too 😂😂

    • @QadaeDeRune
      @QadaeDeRune 5 років тому

      Yooooooo same!

    • @jennicaDaawn
      @jennicaDaawn 5 років тому

      Saaame!

    • @PeacefulJoint
      @PeacefulJoint 5 років тому +16

      Was looking for a comment like this. I'm taking a shit watching this currently and my asshole clenched shut.

  • @lordmock4819
    @lordmock4819 5 років тому +984

    Camera man: "What's comming out of its mouth".
    Isopod man: *smiles*
    Camera man: "Is it alright"?
    Isopod man: "I don't know"
    Camera man: "Is it male or female"?
    Isopod man: "I don't know"
    Camera man: "Ok we'll take it"
    Me: wtf

  • @nilobeebee
    @nilobeebee 5 років тому +72

    Kind of disrespecting the chef that he even refused to taste what he just cooked.

    • @wedster93
      @wedster93 5 років тому +7

      my thought exact

    • @edgarrivera1340
      @edgarrivera1340 4 роки тому +6

      He was like f-that I ain't eating that 💩 lol

    • @KarimisFan
      @KarimisFan 4 роки тому

      I’m not a chef but I wouldn’t see it that way. Is it considered disrespectful to not want to try a chefs cooking? (Genuine question)

    • @gorkatobias4420
      @gorkatobias4420 4 роки тому +1

      KarimisFan Yes, it is. A chef must always try his own food before serving it to the guests.

    • @TheVykingJoe
      @TheVykingJoe 4 роки тому +1

      Even the chef said it's disgusting

  • @x.v3n0m.x
    @x.v3n0m.x 5 років тому +13

    Actually looked really good when he was cheffin it up 😂

  • @DogBeef
    @DogBeef 5 років тому +2670

    REAL ISOPOD HOURS 😤😧😂👌✔

  • @nadzyea9780
    @nadzyea9780 5 років тому +1837

    this is why i only eat cereal

  • @hugobronsgeest2066
    @hugobronsgeest2066 5 років тому +8

    1:04 this is an isopod, theyve been around for 300 million years
    Hiro: good afternoon

  • @saga2795
    @saga2795 5 років тому +9

    Nice to know most of us have hundreds of these in our yards
    Roly Polys...but I still love them.

  • @cringeymofohaha383
    @cringeymofohaha383 5 років тому +239

    It looks like something out of men in black😂

  • @carpii
    @carpii 5 років тому +3270

    the vendor knows nothing about his produce, the chef has never cooked it before, and its full of disgusting smelling juice. I think at that point Id just order a pizza

    • @lityigimi5196
      @lityigimi5196 5 років тому +130

      carpii should’ve left that thing where they got it from

    • @seemslegit6203
      @seemslegit6203 5 років тому +357

      He hasnt done it before, but has the knowledge and experience to know what to do with it

    • @carpii
      @carpii 5 років тому +193

      +Seems Legit - True. I wasn't criticising the chef though. He clearly is very skilled

    • @seemslegit6203
      @seemslegit6203 5 років тому +50

      @@carpii never said you were, i was just making a point

    • @carpii
      @carpii 5 років тому +40

      + Seems Legit - yup, ok. It's all cool :)

  • @SSW1FTT
    @SSW1FTT 5 років тому +31

    Huh.. didn’t know it already had Barbecue in it. How tasty that animal must be!

  • @silence723
    @silence723 5 років тому +23

    Imagine seeing this at the end of ur bed tonight

    • @silenceafterviolence2596
      @silenceafterviolence2596 5 років тому +2

      I'm in my be rn STOP

    • @kingzephyr416
      @kingzephyr416 4 роки тому

      I'd cook it up

    • @Wheres-my-toes-bro
      @Wheres-my-toes-bro 2 роки тому +1

      I've had this recurring nightmare for years where the world is just overrun with giant rottweiler sized insects and giant crabs.

  • @alexpacheco2632
    @alexpacheco2632 5 років тому +481

    My guy cooked a sea roach and made it looked delicious
    Lol this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on anything, thanks y’all stay blessed!

  • @itsdafydd7360
    @itsdafydd7360 5 років тому +342

    Anyone else asking how they got here

    • @s1f.k235
      @s1f.k235 5 років тому +2

      It’s Dafydd same. No clue how this nasty stuff is on my feed.

    • @CrimsonNecron
      @CrimsonNecron 5 років тому +3

      I just... I just stopped questioning it after like the first few seconds. 😐

    • @AltimaNEO
      @AltimaNEO 5 років тому +6

      I'm not gonna lie, I have no idea why I'm here

    • @Sixdawg06
      @Sixdawg06 5 років тому +1

      It’s Dafydd somehow this was on my recommended

    • @lotuscat3173
      @lotuscat3173 5 років тому +2

      Hey at least is not uniformative

  • @shadeie6395
    @shadeie6395 5 років тому +5

    0:43 I thought the dude busted his stuff! I didn't know he was on a platform lmao I was like "the dude fell and he kept it in the video? "😂🤣

  • @frogenthusiast4017
    @frogenthusiast4017 5 років тому +3

    Oh my God just goes to show Hiro can make anything look good

  • @haroutsatelyan127
    @haroutsatelyan127 5 років тому +467

    ISOPOD: CANT TOUCH THIS
    HIRO: GOOD AFTERNOON FATALITY

    • @arcadioflores8982
      @arcadioflores8982 5 років тому

      a well known isopod species are rollipollies aka pill bug

    • @Monvayne
      @Monvayne 5 років тому

      this made me laugh more than it should 😂😂

    • @shanemcfarland1405
      @shanemcfarland1405 5 років тому

      Arcadio Flores thought the same; no freaking way am I eating a giant roley poley...

  • @reighmurray7561
    @reighmurray7561 5 років тому +368

    It just looks like a big ass bug. I’m not eating what looks like a prehistoric super roach.🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @mylesarobinson
      @mylesarobinson 5 років тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @clintonjefferson6494
      @clintonjefferson6494 5 років тому +23

      Super rollie pollie

    • @akeemfarouk8452
      @akeemfarouk8452 5 років тому +22

      It's a crustacean. They means if you ever ate a crab or lobster then congratulations, you've ate is close relatives

    • @Hocotatium111
      @Hocotatium111 5 років тому +20

      I mean, crabs and lobsters are just sea bugs. It's not much different from them in that regard.

    • @romanandicochea1487
      @romanandicochea1487 5 років тому +16

      Then again. This thing is so old, there are literal fossils that look almost identical

  • @FastFoodVicar
    @FastFoodVicar 4 роки тому +1

    You never get that much reaction out of hiro for the flavour, so it must genuinely be pretty good

  • @heavymetal1ization
    @heavymetal1ization 5 років тому +2

    Used to have one of these with my cereal everyday when i was younger, really got me nostalgic.

  • @DavaScript846
    @DavaScript846 5 років тому +237

    Looks like a mirelurk hatchling from Fallout 4.

  • @ijnebenji6705
    @ijnebenji6705 5 років тому +433

    isopod: I wonder what’s gunna happen today?
    Hiro: GOOD AFTERNOON.
    isopod: OH GOD WHY

  • @RedShiftJ29
    @RedShiftJ29 5 років тому +1

    good lord. idk how far this video is going but imma like it just for the simple fact you WANT to cook this thing

  • @RedShiftJ29
    @RedShiftJ29 5 років тому +3

    ah jeeze, the preparation was stomach turning, but when you cooked it it looked pretty good to be honest. I'd probably eat it if I didn't know what it was 😂

  • @eltroll019
    @eltroll019 5 років тому +92

    SAD ISOPOD HOURS

  • @dewinmoonl
    @dewinmoonl 5 років тому +501

    god this is the perfect organism.
    hard shell, stinky juice, very little meat that's hard to extract, eats everything, body filled with reproductive eggs.

    • @TheCaitron
      @TheCaitron 5 років тому +148

      No wonder it survived for millions of years.

    • @askhowiknow5527
      @askhowiknow5527 5 років тому +59

      dewinmoonl Reproductive eggs? As opposed to easter eggs?

    • @jacobthompson1682
      @jacobthompson1682 5 років тому +30

      And on land they are doodle bugs/pill bugs

    • @ProfesorFrodoJSchitz
      @ProfesorFrodoJSchitz 5 років тому +86

      Sounds like my ex

    • @notnad95
      @notnad95 5 років тому +28

      Can it self destruct and regrow itself from a single cell?

  • @5.0_life30
    @5.0_life30 5 років тому +3

    As soon as I heard “I never tried this I never prep or cooked this before” I was like “ I hope nobody dies in the making of this vid

  • @ultimachain8677
    @ultimachain8677 4 роки тому +4

    I feel like this is how Fallout characters prepare their food.

  • @HeedAndSucceed
    @HeedAndSucceed 5 років тому +807

    all i gotta say is *_HELL NO_*

    • @keiharris332
      @keiharris332 5 років тому +9

      ..... Mufuckas eat this shit? It's a bottom feeder that smells like garbage...

    • @NewtonVilleFam
      @NewtonVilleFam 5 років тому +4

      More like HELL NAW!!!

    • @apiocosmico833
      @apiocosmico833 5 років тому +3

      HELL NAAAH
      TO THE NAW NAW NAAAW
      HEEEEELLL TO THE NAH

    • @doccu
      @doccu 5 років тому

      Looks tasty

    • @ganjasauce51
      @ganjasauce51 5 років тому

      To the na na no!!!😂😂💀💀

  • @elijahhernandez9593
    @elijahhernandez9593 5 років тому +255

    Sad isopod hours

  • @Booty_Crocker
    @Booty_Crocker 5 років тому

    That crunch is one of my new fav oddly satisfying sounds.

  • @TastyShepherdsPie
    @TastyShepherdsPie 2 роки тому

    Don’t know how he made this look so great, true artist and master

  • @Lorendrawn
    @Lorendrawn 5 років тому +2977

    Oh look, it's a wild NOPE

    • @sir1junior
      @sir1junior 5 років тому +11

      😂😂😂

    • @1080lights
      @1080lights 5 років тому +14

      Wimpod

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 5 років тому +6

      I saw one of these things rip a sharks face off

    • @branmuffication
      @branmuffication 5 років тому +7

      that video was insane was it the marine biologist one where they were trying to help sharks then Boom arthopod just clings to it and chews its head off

    • @maxim30
      @maxim30 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @daiujin
    @daiujin 5 років тому +1538

    this is why they've been around for millions of years, because nobody wants to eat them 😂

    • @Fabio-kr9in
      @Fabio-kr9in 5 років тому +65

      That is very true

    • @Dakarn
      @Dakarn 5 років тому +133

      J K
      I don’t know man. I would probably look for grubs before eating something that resembles a cockroach.

    • @CEOofSleep
      @CEOofSleep 5 років тому +123

      I'd rather be a vegan than eat that

    • @broksjetheydontknow2400
      @broksjetheydontknow2400 5 років тому +13

      Well soon they gonna be extinct, since I'm watching this video.

    • @nightosphere1785
      @nightosphere1785 5 років тому +6

      *millions

  • @scorp_124
    @scorp_124 5 років тому +2

    when your childhood rolli polli lives in the ocean and decide to pay a visit

  • @rideordieraider7908
    @rideordieraider7908 5 років тому +1

    1st time I ever saw Hiro like “idk 🤷🏽‍♂️” lol 😂

  • @dadada70pp
    @dadada70pp 5 років тому +304

    TF that's a cockroach on steroids some people will eat anything

    • @baylego
      @baylego 5 років тому +8

      But is not tho

    • @UndefeatedZoe
      @UndefeatedZoe 5 років тому +2

      You should look up where chocolate comes from the little pod things they get it from looks exactly like these

    • @ziggy5347
      @ziggy5347 5 років тому +5

      wtf you think crab an lobster is

    • @Hmlesss
      @Hmlesss 5 років тому

      -Electrifyyy you mean coacoa pods

    • @j3y445
      @j3y445 5 років тому

      smiling dolphin Looks more like a pill bug or Rollie pollie.

  • @marcomeme4875
    @marcomeme4875 5 років тому +299

    Here I lived blissfully unaware of this thing’s existence.

    • @nishkaghzala762
      @nishkaghzala762 5 років тому

      Same 😣

    • @Mr.Obongo
      @Mr.Obongo 5 років тому +9

      Crappy HR how? You have it’s smaller descendants crawling around outside your house right now. These are those but bigger

    • @fuddyduddie1205
      @fuddyduddie1205 5 років тому +1

      Crappy HR Mother Nature is scary. Aliens live here no need to look above.

    • @kyle-9203
      @kyle-9203 5 років тому

      The bay is that movie where if you give these guys steroids they would take over the world

    • @sindiasimon3006
      @sindiasimon3006 5 років тому

      Same here 🤢

  • @lieutenantdantaylor5758
    @lieutenantdantaylor5758 5 років тому

    i love u hiroyuki u just proffesional chef just do da job good work even da shrimp look like an alien from pluto

  • @blueberrypomegranate
    @blueberrypomegranate 5 років тому +1

    Wow looks deliscious in the end. Wish I could have been there to enjoy it also!

  • @sunmoon3147
    @sunmoon3147 5 років тому +475

    * finds living fossil *
    *lets eat it*

    • @kanyeenthusiast8519
      @kanyeenthusiast8519 5 років тому +19

      Erin Perdue if dinosaurs would around I would like to taste their meat

    • @crueltygarcia9598
      @crueltygarcia9598 5 років тому +25

      @@kanyeenthusiast8519 That gay, you forgot to put no homo my dude.

    • @kiddcubez_8088
      @kiddcubez_8088 5 років тому +2

      @@crueltygarcia9598 u right

    • @Italiankid1029
      @Italiankid1029 5 років тому +1

      Let's get this out onto a tray...

    • @Hmlesss
      @Hmlesss 5 років тому

      Pandora Dusk nigga shutup you got an anime pfp your opinion dont matter

  • @ahmedc5093
    @ahmedc5093 5 років тому +591

    That’s the cockroaches’ final boss

    • @SoSadittyy
      @SoSadittyy 5 років тому +4

      Ahmed Nahshal LOOOOOL😭😭😂😂

    • @femalegamer4195
      @femalegamer4195 5 років тому +10

      Lmao sea roaches I frfr think it’s a lobster Rollie pollie mix

    • @mikaelopeth_3024
      @mikaelopeth_3024 5 років тому +4

      This was killed for no reason.

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 5 років тому +15

      MikaelOpeth _ It was killed for food? Not everyone can go vegan. It'll kill me if I go. Get over it dude. People gotta eat.

    • @waspywasps
      @waspywasps 5 років тому +2

      It’s final form...

  • @TreDay2x4
    @TreDay2x4 3 роки тому

    At the end the chef was like damn this shit good lol

  • @andrewponce8224
    @andrewponce8224 5 років тому +39

    Why would you ever eat this I wouldn’t

    • @karla9319
      @karla9319 5 років тому +4

      Andrew Ponce your icon was the face I was making the entire video

    • @jethrow1511
      @jethrow1511 5 років тому +7

      most predators eat them either. their survival strategy is to smell bad and taste horrible in raw from to deter predators

    • @blank-fw3pp
      @blank-fw3pp 4 роки тому +2

      The world isn’t based on your country or your tastes.

    • @andrewponce8224
      @andrewponce8224 4 роки тому +2

      blank yo wtf I commented this a year ago why reply??

    • @visionnaire4203
      @visionnaire4203 3 роки тому

      @@blank-fw3pp eat dat rad roach meat then buddy.

  • @Winther2k
    @Winther2k 5 років тому +423

    0:29 “it’s alive and healthy right?”
    Vendor: “alive”
    That shit is not healthy

    • @kadenjay8111
      @kadenjay8111 5 років тому +8

      Simon Winther lmao

    • @Mr.Obongo
      @Mr.Obongo 5 років тому +57

      Yeah I know even the vendor looked startled by that black goop pouring from its mouth

    • @fuddyduddie1205
      @fuddyduddie1205 5 років тому +1

      Simon Winther if you know, you know 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @gamertigerofficial7110
      @gamertigerofficial7110 5 років тому +3

      It sounds like he said, "right"

    • @Hey_its_Koda
      @Hey_its_Koda 5 років тому

      Hahaha omg.

  • @camcrowley
    @camcrowley 5 років тому +383

    my heart DROPPED when buddy stepped down from there at 0:47. thought he was about to eat shit

    • @BrittneyMoreno98
      @BrittneyMoreno98 5 років тому +11

      cam crowley I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

    • @godofsaiyanz2617
      @godofsaiyanz2617 5 років тому +1

      SAME!!

    • @cavmain4894
      @cavmain4894 5 років тому +5

      Holy crap my heart dropped, I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought his

    • @tnbren
      @tnbren 5 років тому +14

      cam crowley I thought he passed out 😵

    • @timkeypoo
      @timkeypoo 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂 i was like omg no they aint going post his fall

  • @jijipoid
    @jijipoid 5 років тому

    I wonder if these would make better use as an ingredient to make soup stock since there isn't much meat..

  • @cristyruiz8134
    @cristyruiz8134 5 років тому +2

    When your bleeding out and a enemy play comes in with a knife

  • @xlr8tion79
    @xlr8tion79 5 років тому +319

    Throw the whole planet away

    • @kingmello1886
      @kingmello1886 5 років тому +3

      Agreed

    • @themineingninja1045
      @themineingninja1045 5 років тому +4

      ALL SUPER VOLCANOES *ACTIVATE*

    • @x0thorn0x
      @x0thorn0x 5 років тому +5

      Lol they are likely to survive that. Nightmare fuel for sure. If they hunted live prey I don’t think I could handle it. So glad they live at the bottom of the ocean, far from any place I’ll be living.

  • @Nerdperior
    @Nerdperior 5 років тому +252

    Y'all just ended my dudes life for one bite of meat

    • @DylannJocelyn
      @DylannJocelyn 5 років тому +1

      Uhh he didn't eat all of it obviously? He just took a couple of bites from one piece did you not see all of the other parts he cooked

    • @arando4359
      @arando4359 5 років тому +20

      Dylann Jocelyn there is actually hardly any meat on these. Do your research before correcting someone and you won’t look so stupid.

    • @DylannJocelyn
      @DylannJocelyn 5 років тому

      You're an idiot.

    • @andyC95
      @andyC95 5 років тому +2

      Both of ya'll are idiots. Dylann is literally thinking he is correcting the dude when he is really is just saying the same thing. Rando obviously can't read because Dylann said nothing about how much meat there was, he was saying he took two bites off one piece when there is like 10 peices there, and the other dude didn't try it. Like what the actual fuck goes on in ya'lls heads. People like you make me feel I'm the only sane person around.

    • @DylannJocelyn
      @DylannJocelyn 5 років тому +2

      @@andyC95I dig your chicken yo

  • @AnnaWindsor-Art
    @AnnaWindsor-Art 5 років тому

    Does anyone know where I can buy these as a pet & not for food?
    I wouldn't mind having one as a pet cause I think they're pretty unique.
    *Links to online stores on where to buy them would be nice*.

  • @master-ko2oi
    @master-ko2oi 5 років тому +26

    :0 it has chocolate for blood

    • @oscarvasquez1434
      @oscarvasquez1434 5 років тому +1

      DarkMewMeows woukd you drink it?

    • @master-ko2oi
      @master-ko2oi 5 років тому +3

      @@oscarvasquez1434 *yes*

    • @Order-Sol
      @Order-Sol 4 роки тому

      I'm pretty sure that's blood, because Hiro did aim and chop the head part.

  • @a.d.jackson6229
    @a.d.jackson6229 5 років тому +443

    Basically he’s prepping an enlarged cockroach. I’m over it.

    • @omarjohnson8845
      @omarjohnson8845 5 років тому +22

      Its cockroach man

    • @gripitl6878
      @gripitl6878 5 років тому +2

      Looks just like a roach

    • @jovellavila4075
      @jovellavila4075 5 років тому +2

      Omar johnson is right it is a cockroach

    • @mel0dyy_
      @mel0dyy_ 5 років тому

      I dig it

    • @GothboiGucci
      @GothboiGucci 5 років тому +12

      Lobsters are cockroaches and a ton of people like that. I don’t that shits gross af

  • @CosmicIntelJet
    @CosmicIntelJet 5 років тому +189

    What I want to know is, WHO was the first to look at that thing and think "ooh, delicious!"???

    • @FormerGovernmentHuman
      @FormerGovernmentHuman 5 років тому +44

      DisneyBlackJet in 300 million years? Nothing.......
      And then the asians came
      And then the dark times.......

    • @daynatorngren7699
      @daynatorngren7699 5 років тому +10

      Hiro.

    • @dylanclark9488
      @dylanclark9488 5 років тому +18

      g o o d a f t e r n o o n

    • @PittsburghSonido
      @PittsburghSonido 5 років тому +12

      Literally any living creature can be looked at and thought of eating it. Think of the first person whom decided to cook crab :p

    • @placebo4874
      @placebo4874 5 років тому +18

      probably someone close to starving and not wanting to die? You know.. the reason every animal eats.

  • @Umbra.-
    @Umbra.- 5 років тому

    When he first cut into it, I heard that good old *cromch* and I knew that it was going to be an interesting dish.

  • @theworlddobhellacraz
    @theworlddobhellacraz 5 років тому

    So like does the video come with measurements or nah?

  • @chungdha
    @chungdha 5 років тому +440

    They would probably cut, clean and cook an alien

  • @Iamkitkatbar
    @Iamkitkatbar 5 років тому +252

    Looks like a sea roach to me chief.

    • @sheayamamoto8661
      @sheayamamoto8661 5 років тому +4

      iamkitkatbar *chef

    • @marybaccus2988
      @marybaccus2988 5 років тому +2

      The meat look rotten ... not like lobster or crab meat raw

    • @hyosomoo1437
      @hyosomoo1437 5 років тому +4

      Lobsters are closely related to roaches.

    • @ken948
      @ken948 5 років тому +4

      Shea Yamamoto no he meant chief lmao

    • @James-ot2ej
      @James-ot2ej 5 років тому +1

      Kenny Wild r/wooooooosh

  • @dominiquestubblefield7720
    @dominiquestubblefield7720 5 років тому

    Now this man is an amazing chef to make ocean trash taste eatable is a true win in my book :)

  • @starbrand3726
    @starbrand3726 5 років тому +113

    Looks like something I saw in Starship Troopers.

    • @MiloBazan
      @MiloBazan 5 років тому +2

      Star Brand ikr the brain bug or something lmfao

    • @captain0080
      @captain0080 5 років тому +3

      Now you know what to do if they drop you in Klendathu and the bugs eat all the rations.

    • @davidweikle9921
      @davidweikle9921 5 років тому +4

      Service guarantees citizenship!

    • @chazbush7471
      @chazbush7471 5 років тому

      Facts

  • @harveydent1731
    @harveydent1731 5 років тому +318

    This things survive for so long because they taste like crap.

    • @Min-sj8xt
      @Min-sj8xt 5 років тому +8

      Harvey Dent yeah not to mention look creepy

    • @redvanderbilt289
      @redvanderbilt289 5 років тому +3

      Until humans specially the japanese discovered them

    • @tobydion3009
      @tobydion3009 5 років тому +2

      They are what they eat after all.

    • @jfk3465
      @jfk3465 5 років тому +3

      Until a man with a knife arrived

    • @Plissken84
      @Plissken84 5 років тому +1

      Get your yaoi head ass outta here

  • @noelfernandez1455
    @noelfernandez1455 5 років тому +1

    Looks pretty good

  • @JamesSmith123456789
    @JamesSmith123456789 Рік тому +2

    I saw one of those things run under my refrigerator when I turn the light on

  • @thesodabomber7411
    @thesodabomber7411 5 років тому +457

    It's like a cockroach in the sea

    • @jonathanhiguita2568
      @jonathanhiguita2568 5 років тому +1

      Thats shrimp

    • @AntoineMalveaux
      @AntoineMalveaux 5 років тому +21

      Reminds me of a rollie pollie.

    • @motivated3432
      @motivated3432 5 років тому +3

      There are they eat dead fishes and other things

    • @MyUnoriginalUsername
      @MyUnoriginalUsername 5 років тому +6

      The rollie pollie is an evolved smaller version of the isopod.
      If you look under a rollie pollie or wood louse you can see they have tiny versions of the gills that isopods have but they don't work

    • @jimmiee5491
      @jimmiee5491 5 років тому +2

      That guy said it's like the cockroach of the sea that is so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @santallum
    @santallum 5 років тому +77

    so this is an isopod .... do Japanese people really use these to steady their cameras ?

    • @kurtis9493
      @kurtis9493 5 років тому +2

      this shit funny af

    • @DaRashedShoW
      @DaRashedShoW 5 років тому

      I don’t get it

    • @bold810
      @bold810 5 років тому

      No those are those tiny motel rooms.

    • @MeanMustard650
      @MeanMustard650 5 років тому

      Ade Fegan wacky people aren’t they

    • @thatonepotatopotatogarden9125
      @thatonepotatopotatogarden9125 5 років тому

      Cancer. Autism. Any word in the english language to describe general malcontent.

  • @aninuji8882
    @aninuji8882 5 років тому +4

    This remembered me The Emperor's New Groove!

  • @Censorshift
    @Censorshift 5 років тому

    It looks inedible even after being cooked

  • @Brian-vz5cu
    @Brian-vz5cu 5 років тому +96

    Just waiting for this thing to jump off the table and attach itself to somebody's face.

  • @asmr-sensei
    @asmr-sensei 5 років тому +456

    Why does this gross me out but I like to watch because it fascinates me..?

    • @tyronesledge4093
      @tyronesledge4093 5 років тому

      ASMR-SENSEI Is I

    • @dragonlordskater5028
      @dragonlordskater5028 5 років тому +9

      The anthrpological explanation is that our curiosity is a mechanism for survival. The more gross the thing is the more it differs from human and the more useful that couldpossibly be. Dunno if you needed this, but anyway, here you go

    • @shalondafw
      @shalondafw 5 років тому

      Same here

    • @jason200912
      @jason200912 5 років тому +1

      Because it looks like a pill bug. Crustaceans are all prehistoric insects

    • @d_2x405
      @d_2x405 5 років тому

      You're not alone, my guy.

  • @azathoththeblindgod1880
    @azathoththeblindgod1880 3 роки тому

    That looks so good I wish I could try it

  • @sn-ot4eg
    @sn-ot4eg 5 років тому

    That looks bomb

  • @kevindao1896
    @kevindao1896 5 років тому +553

    Hiro: Good....
    Isopod: Please... I have children!
    HIro: Afternoon.
    *Splits head in half*

    • @sheikhmahmud1089
      @sheikhmahmud1089 5 років тому +28

      Nice picture you got there bud

    • @jasperthespartian2867
      @jasperthespartian2867 5 років тому +20

      Y'all confused the shit outta me don't do that 😂 "why he reply to his own...wait"

    • @domzilla2470
      @domzilla2470 5 років тому +22

      Wazzup fellas

    • @quantumwraith1087
      @quantumwraith1087 5 років тому +5

      My god...

    • @mariyoo.
      @mariyoo. 5 років тому +2

      Lmao there are so many handsome squidwards 😂🙂

  • @C_The_Guy
    @C_The_Guy 5 років тому +256

    When you hop fresh out of Vault 111 after an involuntary cryogenic sleep and this is the only thing u have to cook and eat

    • @invadingminds
      @invadingminds 5 років тому +6

      Nope I'll pass 😷

    • @MalcolmTurnerKing
      @MalcolmTurnerKing 5 років тому +9

      ...But War...War Never Changes...

    • @smellysocks1966
      @smellysocks1966 5 років тому +10

      Preston Garvey: Another settlement needs your help!

    • @broskichannel4163
      @broskichannel4163 5 років тому +4

      @@smellysocks1966 😂😂 that man got never ending settlements

    • @C_The_Guy
      @C_The_Guy 5 років тому +4

      mirror images not until i finish cooking my rad roaches

  • @tonyamor8602
    @tonyamor8602 5 років тому

    Could you point us to where you bought this? They seem to have other edible seafood.

  • @vidalroman9954
    @vidalroman9954 5 років тому +2

    I wonder at which point that thing is like “ ok I’m dead now “

  • @koolkidzklan5057
    @koolkidzklan5057 5 років тому +421

    Wild Kabuto used protect.
    But it failed.

    • @Ytremz
      @Ytremz 5 років тому +12

      Underrated

    • @maverickhunter1381
      @maverickhunter1381 5 років тому +8

      Kabuto is a horseshoe crab

    • @Thebombboom
      @Thebombboom 5 років тому +7

      Wild kabuto used harden.
      It was ineffective.

    • @VTM9126
      @VTM9126 5 років тому +1

      Wimpod used Scamper. But it failed!

    • @Ytremz
      @Ytremz 5 років тому +1

      @@Thebombboom That's a fail as Harden is a buff not an attack 😁