GRAPHIC: Dungeness Crab Gratin

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  • Опубліковано 2 лют 2025

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  • @fishfashfosh
    @fishfashfosh 5 років тому +5079

    Don’t worry bro. Everyone watching here got the face hugger reference. Don’t let the cameraman’s lack of knowledge get the best of you

    • @timothycarruthers3602
      @timothycarruthers3602 5 років тому +30

      Brian no only 75 out of 15k

    • @ethanbasham5000
      @ethanbasham5000 5 років тому +149

      It was so awkward

    • @tonster5559
      @tonster5559 5 років тому +17

      Facehugger reference? Where?

    • @tonster5559
      @tonster5559 5 років тому +2

      @Tony’s Awesome Channel Oh ok

    • @mrbreeze3954
      @mrbreeze3954 5 років тому +133

      Yea I mean, it was obvious that he was referring to the movie Alien and not a generic alien, the camera man was too busy filming probably

  • @awosgamessoap8742
    @awosgamessoap8742 4 роки тому +4952

    Crab: *my shell protect me against enemies*
    Hiro: *Good afternoon*

    • @whostiem6934
      @whostiem6934 4 роки тому +11

      Э привет напиши чо нибудь на русском

    • @FewToast
      @FewToast 4 роки тому +5

      Fraen what

    • @whostiem6934
      @whostiem6934 4 роки тому +7

      @@FewToast I wrote to you in Russian, I'm actually Uzbek

    • @whostiem6934
      @whostiem6934 4 роки тому +5

      А кто лайкнул

    • @whostiem6934
      @whostiem6934 4 роки тому +2

      @AmirZaq Sticks I wrote in Russian I am Uzbek

  • @crab2048
    @crab2048 7 років тому +11681

    Am I next...?

    • @friskandsans7159
      @friskandsans7159 7 років тому +924

      Crab no little crab...I'll protect you. Just don't pinch me.

    • @ericcenteno342
      @ericcenteno342 7 років тому +362

      That is the funniest troll ever!

    • @Alecchi-mj9pf
      @Alecchi-mj9pf 7 років тому +246

      Crab 😈🔪

    • @anti-h2894
      @anti-h2894 7 років тому +60

      Power Ruffed Girl that's pretty mind.

    • @friskandsans7159
      @friskandsans7159 7 років тому +49

      Shadow Fiend uh. Yeah. I dont like killing things. As long as they dont hurt me.

  • @kingnaysin7601
    @kingnaysin7601 3 роки тому +237

    “money🦀money🦀money🦀money-AGHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH”

  • @shaikhaalshamsi2603
    @shaikhaalshamsi2603 6 років тому +7613

    guys the crabs a paid actor dont worry

    • @nutterbutter_boi843
      @nutterbutter_boi843 6 років тому +339

      NO CRABS WERE HARMED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS VIDEO

    • @emreborakaya1819
      @emreborakaya1819 6 років тому +159

      PETA: oh okeh

    • @Imtheauralolnou
      @Imtheauralolnou 6 років тому +152

      Thank god he isn't actually dead whew

    • @emreborakaya1819
      @emreborakaya1819 6 років тому +102

      I heard one of the actor marryied and had alot of babys wait crabs eat their babys s....h....i....t

    • @AP-pb6tc
      @AP-pb6tc 6 років тому +10

      Shut the fuck up

  • @lynnolo3994
    @lynnolo3994 7 років тому +3054

    NERVOUS SYSTEM: DISABLED
    Hacker voice: I'm in.

    • @Xemphas
      @Xemphas 7 років тому +12

      XD

    • @Silent-ig9kb
      @Silent-ig9kb 7 років тому +11

      Xemphas dead

    • @techars6197
      @techars6197 7 років тому +66

      verticoes just imagine jason statham saying "I'm in"

    • @techars6197
      @techars6197 7 років тому +75

      verticoes "imagine" dont be so serious dude where's your imagination

    • @colemattia6459
      @colemattia6459 7 років тому +7

      verticoes That makes no sense...

  • @fingersinhisass2239
    @fingersinhisass2239 5 років тому +2573

    Crab: moves
    Hiro:I see you have chosen death

  • @Khoros-Mythos
    @Khoros-Mythos 2 роки тому +173

    This man is such an amazing chef! He only paid $36 for the crab and sauce materials but turned it into a $300 meal.

    • @tanya3568
      @tanya3568 2 роки тому +12

      That's highway robbery the fish market in my city is $4.00 a piece

    • @jamesfranko1568
      @jamesfranko1568 Рік тому +4

      thats a dollar tree crab nobody wants have fun with that

    • @Justin_Why
      @Justin_Why Рік тому

      Life is so cheap that it only costs 36 dollars 😭 😭 😭

    • @JohnZeroSignal
      @JohnZeroSignal Рік тому

      ​@tanya3568 Not for Dungeness Crab it isn't.

    • @seeharvester
      @seeharvester Рік тому

      I used to go to the Sonoma Gun Club crab feed every year it was about $30 bucks all you can eat.

  • @UnknownGamer52
    @UnknownGamer52 7 років тому +914

    Hiro trying to explain how the crab looks like a face hugger was so adorable

    • @nonautemrexchristus5637
      @nonautemrexchristus5637 7 років тому +47

      Unknown Gamer and of course camera fucker over here doesn't get it

    • @beanhunter4647
      @beanhunter4647 7 років тому +17

      it is a facehugger.

    • @nepnep1149
      @nepnep1149 7 років тому +6

      ._. He's a legend

    • @c-zen890
      @c-zen890 7 років тому

      Unknown Gamer wtf is a face hugger?

    • @moforoger69
      @moforoger69 7 років тому +11

      Chriz Sea. From the film “aliens”, before they become xenomorphs by using a host.

  • @dattebayo8258
    @dattebayo8258 6 років тому +6679

    *Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs*

  • @AfnanStudio_
    @AfnanStudio_ 6 років тому +2379

    *Mr KrAbS I dOnT fEeL sO gOoD*

    • @toxiral5204
      @toxiral5204 6 років тому +32

      *vanishes*

    • @TeriyakiDior
      @TeriyakiDior 6 років тому +3

      Afnan Amirruddin Dead meme lol But still kinda funny

    • @justaguyperson
      @justaguyperson 6 років тому +1

      *poof* gone

    • @ilyasnlcool306
      @ilyasnlcool306 6 років тому +10

      nigga he commented this 1 month ago you replied way later

    • @justaguyperson
      @justaguyperson 6 років тому +1

      Ilyasnlcool shuts up

  • @davidtatro7457
    @davidtatro7457 2 роки тому +59

    Chef Hiro, this is the best looking crab gratin l have ever seen, and l grew up catching blue crabs and cooking them myself. And l learned to make gratin at a young age. And you have still taught me a lot here. The only thing l would suggest if you ever make this again is to add chopped scallions, thinly sliced mushrooms, and sliced water chestnuts to the mixture before you bake it. I know that may sound unorthodox, but l have found those three things to compliment the dish very well. But your basic recipe is the best l have ever seen. Thank you so much for this.

    • @billytimmons
      @billytimmons Рік тому +3

      the best you've ever seen.. he literally picked the crab.. made a roux.. put like 2 pinches of cheddar cheese and salt and pepper.. that honestly looked like one of the most tasteless gratins i have ever seen..

    • @davidtatro7457
      @davidtatro7457 Рік тому +5

      ​@billytimmons I probably would add a bit more cheese and seasoning myself, but the whole point of the dish is that when you have great crab, you let it shine through and don't overcomplicate the flavor. I think Hiro's preparation looks nearly perfect.

  • @avtonynj39
    @avtonynj39 7 років тому +3473

    5:36 he was trying to talk about the face hugger in the movie alien and the guy recording didn't understand and the chef face changed immediately😂

    • @bravonana10
      @bravonana10 7 років тому +48

      Lmao

    • @TheWingmanPro
      @TheWingmanPro 7 років тому +111

      avtonynj39 I took it as though he was talking about the Predator, because the crab definitely looks like a Predator.

    • @IvanMakejevs
      @IvanMakejevs 7 років тому +7

      avtonynj39 I know right 🤣🤣🤣

    • @KouroshKabir123x
      @KouroshKabir123x 7 років тому +125

      avtonynj39 He was referring to the Facehugger from Alien lmao 😂

    • @vicramirez4273
      @vicramirez4273 7 років тому +6

      avtonynj39 hahahaha I noticed too

  • @David-xp4hk
    @David-xp4hk 4 роки тому +1431

    The chef earned my respect when he made the “Alien” reference 😎!

  • @sukaira1224
    @sukaira1224 6 років тому +1779

    *Mr.krab join the chat*
    Hiro: good afternoon
    *Mr.krab has left the chat*

  • @FilipinoDoesMusicXD
    @FilipinoDoesMusicXD 3 роки тому +49

    Crab: I am the knight of the sea.
    This guy: uhm, no.

  • @MrSkeezyBaby
    @MrSkeezyBaby 5 років тому +785

    The camera man didn't know the Alien reference Hiro was talking about lol

    • @bootywarrior5842
      @bootywarrior5842 5 років тому +11

      Lmao right

    • @lindabrown544
      @lindabrown544 4 роки тому +84

      Camera man don't know much about anything.

    • @izoo1687
      @izoo1687 4 роки тому +5

      @@lindabrown544 no that's you

    • @cavl894
      @cavl894 4 роки тому +21

      I think he meant predator when he removed his mask

    • @MrSkeezyBaby
      @MrSkeezyBaby 4 роки тому +33

      Cav L nah fam it’s aliens 👽 fam when they are hatching out there eggs they have crab like legs .

  • @sombreroduck6209
    @sombreroduck6209 5 років тому +3508

    Crab: oh, your making food?
    Hiro: yes.
    Crab: I WOULD DIE FOR FOOD!
    Hiro: yes.

    • @caliburx4316
      @caliburx4316 5 років тому +32

      That's sounds cute

    • @gary7570
      @gary7570 5 років тому +10

      @@GreenSoldierProductions yeah sure

    • @abdullahabdullah3240
      @abdullahabdullah3240 5 років тому

      D

    • @guyfromarea5136
      @guyfromarea5136 5 років тому +24

      Crab:W-WHAT?
      Hiro:....
      Crab:HIRO SAY SOMETHING!
      Hiro:....
      Crab:no... No..... NO...... NOOOOO!
      Hiro:you are making this harder...
      Crab:NOOO... no.. Please... 😢

    • @YoshiZaurio2000
      @YoshiZaurio2000 4 роки тому

      Lolol

  • @DRespect
    @DRespect 7 років тому +10564

    Why am I watching this at 2 am?

    • @hyunwoojung-rt
      @hyunwoojung-rt 7 років тому +290

      D Respect watching this at 3.30am and I have to wake up at 6
      wtf am I doing

    • @Iamlucidate
      @Iamlucidate 7 років тому +36

      Rainbow Universe it's 1am my time..

    • @DocMustafa
      @DocMustafa 7 років тому +16

      D Respect 3:14am here hehe

    • @relbar8930
      @relbar8930 7 років тому +14

      D Respect it's 2am for me too

    • @thecommenter2902
      @thecommenter2902 7 років тому +8

      D Respect 2:51 for me....

  • @nikkyboy1067
    @nikkyboy1067 3 роки тому +76

    He may have murdered that crab
    but look at how much care he takes to remove EVERY morsel of meat afterwards 🍖

    • @Ro-fw3lc
      @Ro-fw3lc 3 роки тому +2

      The tragedy isn't that crabs die,it's that their meat is wasted when every bit should be eaten

    • @MagicVeryFun
      @MagicVeryFun 3 роки тому +1

      He shouldve kept the shells and use it for decorations though, eating crabs at my area is considered a once in a decade opportunity

    • @theonlyEYEBROWKING
      @theonlyEYEBROWKING 3 роки тому

      😂 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @thedude9828
      @thedude9828 3 роки тому

      @@MagicVeryFun but that is where you are from, where he is it is probably very common

    • @MagicVeryFun
      @MagicVeryFun 3 роки тому

      @@thedude9828 ahh where im from eating a crab is usually a months or two salary , the last time i had one with my family is my sister wedding a few years back,, still have that shell framed

  • @jessephipps2197
    @jessephipps2197 6 років тому +731

    I’m a simple man. I see “GRAPHIC:” i click.

  • @T4tyT577
    @T4tyT577 7 років тому +2107

    Are u feeling it now mr.krabs

  • @HeyHey-ck6su
    @HeyHey-ck6su 6 років тому +2131

    Since most crabs aren’t red before being cooked....could it be possible that Mr. Crabs may be a cooked crab?

  • @rheaflowers9
    @rheaflowers9 2 роки тому +2

    I love how he tried to reference the facehugger resemblance of the crab from Ridley Scott’s “Alien” and it just flew right over your head 😂

  • @SaverioAgostino
    @SaverioAgostino 6 років тому +4703

    This wouldn't happen if Mr krabs told us the recipe earlier..

  • @nepotiums
    @nepotiums 4 роки тому +2142

    Shortest horror story.
    Crab walks into the house: "Hello, anybody there?"
    Hiro: "Good afternoon."
    The end.

    • @gerzocapone3528
      @gerzocapone3528 4 роки тому +33

      So scary I'm not gonna sleep for a year 😨😨😨😨

    • @vernaborg1896
      @vernaborg1896 4 роки тому +17

      Gah! that was chilling!

    • @migginsiggins06
      @migginsiggins06 4 роки тому +24

      Shit my pants

    • @Zaq-iw7sx
      @Zaq-iw7sx 3 роки тому +9

      BYEEE I WILL NEVER EVER SLEEP AT 3 AM ANYMORE 💀💀

    • @kritikill7779
      @kritikill7779 3 роки тому +7

      fuckin' hell man thats dark

  • @mari3564
    @mari3564 6 років тому +3032

    Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?

    • @fpsgermany3669
      @fpsgermany3669 6 років тому +79

      Lol I heard spongebobs voice as I was reading that

    • @skarlet7021
      @skarlet7021 6 років тому +34

      Y-yes... I want to kiss money one last time...

    • @bendyboo5897
      @bendyboo5897 6 років тому +12

      I'm feeling it now spongebob XD spongebob is so cute

    • @Molly-kv5si
      @Molly-kv5si 6 років тому +18

      I shouldn’t laugh but fuck it 😂

    • @climaxfrr
      @climaxfrr 6 років тому +3

      *Patrick Star*

  • @4xakira817
    @4xakira817 3 роки тому +9

    Title: *graphic*
    Soft people: This sign won't stop me because I can't read!

  • @suburbangorillas
    @suburbangorillas 7 років тому +1955

    mom: dont play with your food
    camera man: toss a chunk of ginger in there and see what happens

  • @galaxydragons6244
    @galaxydragons6244 7 років тому +803

    Why am i watching this at a wedding reception.

    • @angie2591
      @angie2591 7 років тому +18

      Galaxy Dragons I'm watching this in the ER

    • @abdullahhamadeh
      @abdullahhamadeh 7 років тому +8

      Iam watching this at class ...

    • @MoReNo_PIT0N
      @MoReNo_PIT0N 7 років тому +15

      Cuz your anti social

    • @ihavewaited90daystochangem51
      @ihavewaited90daystochangem51 7 років тому +22

      Cesar Gomez
      Maybe he doesn't want to see his friend make an irreversable mistake.

    • @keefth_3870
      @keefth_3870 7 років тому +1

      Galaxy Dragons i don't even know #jeffy

  • @Brunoki22
    @Brunoki22 6 років тому +2066

    5:47 "That should disable the nervous system" *Windows XP shut down sound effect*

  • @richardmokofisi3623
    @richardmokofisi3623 3 роки тому +9

    Crab: I have a thick shell where no one can brake through..
    HIRO: so lets lay it on its back and begin

  • @lewis5576
    @lewis5576 6 років тому +1390

    Crab: Thanks for cutting the Rubber i thought i was gonna die
    Hiro: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
    Crab: Nani

  • @takenfoxlive
    @takenfoxlive 5 років тому +254

    Crab 🦀: I have been through a lot in this long life..
    Hiro: Good afternoon 👏

  • @StreamerHighlightsHQ834
    @StreamerHighlightsHQ834 5 років тому +869

    5:32 I’m pretty sure hiro is talking about a facehugger, the cameraman couldn’t figure it out 😂

  • @chrisdogg1403
    @chrisdogg1403 3 роки тому +2

    Crab: it's a beautiful day
    Hiro: yes while holding kitchen knife in hand

  • @angelsquier2290
    @angelsquier2290 6 років тому +825

    *cuts off ruber bands* ah yes. Human is freeing me!
    *Gives ginger* ah yes. Human is feeding me!
    *Takes knife* wait wot. N-
    *CRUNCH* betryaed D:
    TOP TEN ANIME BETRAYALS

    • @PALLETE762
      @PALLETE762 6 років тому +2

      Angel S.
      have my like...

    • @angelsquier2290
      @angelsquier2290 6 років тому

      @@PALLETE762 ;) 👌

    • @kingsnap2431
      @kingsnap2431 6 років тому +10

      if you think about it America is the same way
      Let us go and say you are free
      Give us what we desire
      Have to go to war for freedom
      Come back and get treated like shit
      Thanks America

    • @Nate-qp2wf
      @Nate-qp2wf 6 років тому

      I fucking luv this

    • @devourerofmacs
      @devourerofmacs 6 років тому +1

      Angel S. I’m dying 🤣

  • @creegsainte3398
    @creegsainte3398 7 років тому +1083

    Crab: wth why am I here!!!
    Hiro: good afternoon would you cut this ginger for me

  • @milltenn1422
    @milltenn1422 6 років тому +1359

    You remember alien right?
    Yea it looks like an alien.
    Alien, like the movie.
    Yeah it does look like an alien. Yep.
    yeah..

    • @penumbra4995
      @penumbra4995 6 років тому +228

      Aedin Crispin god that made me so angry the cameraman didn’t get the reference

    • @Manic3865
      @Manic3865 6 років тому +140

      Aedin Crispin he was talking about a facehugger

    • @HelloTardis
      @HelloTardis 6 років тому +193

      That was actually a miscommunication, because hiro was talking about actual aliens that he fought once.

    • @Manic3865
      @Manic3865 6 років тому +5

      HelloTardis wut?

    • @MMXZero2120
      @MMXZero2120 6 років тому +49

      God I'm glad I wasn't the only one that got mad at the camera guy for missing that. Next!!!

  • @lorddoberman
    @lorddoberman 2 роки тому

    6:46 *Damn, the crab raised his claw in a sort of "Damn you Hiro!" as he accepts fate*

  • @TheJoe999Man
    @TheJoe999Man 6 років тому +644

    The crab was waving its last good bye in the steamer

    • @uniquecarvalho2284
      @uniquecarvalho2284 6 років тому +7

      Sir Brellin I swear 💀

    • @CopyCatKashi
      @CopyCatKashi 6 років тому +30

      😭😭😭

    • @negativeonexiii
      @negativeonexiii 6 років тому +23

      He was like "what the fuck's happening to me?"

    • @negativeonexiii
      @negativeonexiii 6 років тому +34

      Adrienne McCullum
      I don't imagine the crab felt much of anything after it was in shock after having it's nervous system destroyed. That's the purpose of stabbing through it underneath it's apron. And this master sushi chef was very fast in dispatching it. I wouldn't worry too much about pain responses

    • @starwolfofthestars1131
      @starwolfofthestars1131 6 років тому +2

      I no rait😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

  • @brandona7526
    @brandona7526 7 років тому +284

    *crab seconds before the one shot*- "my ancestors are smiling at me humans, can you say the same?"

    • @multikioske8044
      @multikioske8044 7 років тому +9

      Brandon A Skyrim?

    • @saruto201
      @saruto201 7 років тому +4

      Multi Kioske Yes second death your character saw if you started vanilla

    • @multikioske8044
      @multikioske8044 7 років тому +2

      lel

    • @Proftheskidkid
      @Proftheskidkid 7 років тому +10

      W O W L O O K A T A L L T H A T M E A T

    • @maladov
      @maladov 7 років тому +9

      no I'm not a rebel this is a mistake

  • @AntonioC-
    @AntonioC- 6 років тому +1438

    *Lol, right before he cut the crab, I got a state farm ad*

    • @AntonioC-
      @AntonioC- 6 років тому +1

      cocobeenz 600 lol wtf!!

    • @joylolly4458
      @joylolly4458 6 років тому +4

      Same😂

    • @jjdarealist6839
      @jjdarealist6839 6 років тому +3

      Lol same

    • @DawnOfLightX
      @DawnOfLightX 6 років тому +4

      Antonio Covarrubias I got a Jack Daniel's ad right before they killed it xd

    • @mfandrew3261
      @mfandrew3261 6 років тому +3

      Antonio Covarrubias i got a pub g mobile

  • @TedBackus
    @TedBackus 3 роки тому +11

    i cant believe they have 2 million subscribers now. i havent watched in 10 years or so. wow, good for them.

  • @Bayville90
    @Bayville90 7 років тому +1101

    guy filming it had no clue what the hell Hiro was talking about when was referencing the film "Alien."

    • @Proftheskidkid
      @Proftheskidkid 7 років тому +108

      Face huggers!

    • @donjohnson9858
      @donjohnson9858 7 років тому +15

      Bart Burton exactly.

    • @D.Danko_thall
      @D.Danko_thall 7 років тому +1

      Bart Burton He was referencing Predator lol

    • @SSJjay4
      @SSJjay4 7 років тому +9

      D Danko they're from 'alien' first though.

    • @andremller6418
      @andremller6418 7 років тому +10

      Yea i was like hahaha a face hugger xD,

  • @ViralVideos303
    @ViralVideos303 5 років тому +740

    UA-cam ~ *GRAPHIC*.
    .
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    Me : Ok let's watch it

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 5 років тому +3

      That's great click bait.
      I'm curious morbidly so, it all comes full circle. 👌👍

    • @dontdothistome7418
      @dontdothistome7418 5 років тому +5

      ALL THOSE SEA ANIMALS ARE PAID ACTORS

    • @daniel-vs6co
      @daniel-vs6co 4 роки тому

      @@kimberlys8422 it's morbidly curious. Not curious morbidly.

  • @hallkircha
    @hallkircha 5 років тому +1052

    Crab:does nothing.
    The chef: *slap slap*

  • @xrev209x
    @xrev209x 3 роки тому +6

    For anybody who disliked this video yall weird lol this dude is just tryna show you a little knowledge 🤷🏻‍♂️ great video Hiro like always 🤙🏻

  • @ClovisMint
    @ClovisMint 7 років тому +2095

    DON'T LET THIS DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT MR KRABS SOLD SPONGEBOBS SOUL FOR 62 CENTS

  • @fizixs1246
    @fizixs1246 6 років тому +510

    What bothers me here is that the Chef was explaining the Alien from the movie Aliens that attaches to your face and the camera man had no idea -.-'

    • @juliantorrez1451
      @juliantorrez1451 6 років тому +36

      Omfg i got so frustrated with that too! Its called the face huggers lol i was like dude shut up and listen to what hes saying so u can get the reference!

    • @seancollier1900
      @seancollier1900 6 років тому +6

      Nigga I’m watching the video and got that reference

    • @cosimoto8700
      @cosimoto8700 6 років тому +2

      Yuppp but hey we get it Mr. Chef!!

    • @fzo-b2131
      @fzo-b2131 6 років тому

      What minute?

    • @mr.notsocreative
      @mr.notsocreative 6 років тому +4

      Fransisco Cardenas This camera man was such an idiot 😂

  • @StationZeroOne
    @StationZeroOne 5 років тому +788

    6:47 the crab is like "screw you... I ll wait for you in hell"

    • @thelegendaryt-rex4763
      @thelegendaryt-rex4763 5 років тому +57

      That's pretty dark but hilarous.
      Dark humor

    • @lvl99.maximiliunmussoldier43
      @lvl99.maximiliunmussoldier43 5 років тому +34

      StationZeroOne nah, it looks more like a, “hurry the hell up and kill me”

    • @Rent-A-Print
      @Rent-A-Print 5 років тому +37

      looks like he knocks on the glass weakly to be like "you PUSSY! One shot my APRON!"

    • @kingofthefobbys3894
      @kingofthefobbys3894 5 років тому +19

      Its like when when the terminator sank in lava

    • @Jazzie654
      @Jazzie654 5 років тому +1

      Lol

  • @gabe7552
    @gabe7552 3 роки тому +3

    I can’t stop looking at the open microwave door 😂 otherwise a very enjoyable video lol.

  • @dazada113
    @dazada113 6 років тому +364

    "alien. alien alien alien.."
    "yeah, looks like an alien alien"
    "what do you call it in the movie?"
    "...right.."
    totally lost him but yeah them facehuggers

    • @cupcakestarEO
      @cupcakestarEO 6 років тому

      Arturo Villa lmao I was reading your comment and the scene was right on point

    • @bigmoose7
      @bigmoose7 6 років тому +1

      that scene made me laugh for so long

    • @johndetheshape3095
      @johndetheshape3095 6 років тому

      Oh god how could the camera man NOT know 😂
      He made the chef look soo stupid
      He was saying that it looked like a facehugger from the movie Alien

  • @harrylee1223
    @harrylee1223 7 років тому +2382

    *GRAPHIC*
    Vegans: _cracks knuckles and puts on keyboard warrior bandana_

    • @stariiart8917
      @stariiart8917 7 років тому +72

      HK Studios they'll never stop trying

    • @kstjohn-vi4ke
      @kstjohn-vi4ke 7 років тому +6

      HK Studios yup

    • @TasX
      @TasX 7 років тому +95

      Vegans: cracks knuckles and puts on keyboard warrior *banana

    • @penssmell997
      @penssmell997 7 років тому +67

      I'm a vegetarian but I came here to see meat eaters go "OMG THAT'S SO CRUEL WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO A POOR CRAB" while eating a plate of chicken.

    • @DaRealMark
      @DaRealMark 7 років тому +2

      Oh yeah Mr.Krab
      AHUHAUAHAUAHAUAHAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAAAAAGAGAHAGAHAGAHAGAH

  • @dreadmant750
    @dreadmant750 5 років тому +3649

    Lets be real, nobody came to see it cooked, we just wanted to see it get killed😂

    • @jak6744
      @jak6744 5 років тому +259

      Is that a good or bad thing lol

    • @dreadmant750
      @dreadmant750 5 років тому +149

      jiminiebabo ha ur mad

    • @prcyse
      @prcyse 5 років тому +171

      Dreadman T I ain’t watch shit but the part they stabbed that nigga😂 they don’t wanna admit It but we all came here for that

    • @noname-td7wl
      @noname-td7wl 5 років тому +6

      @@dreadmant750 ur not escaping anywhere mate , u nam sayin?

    • @noname-td7wl
      @noname-td7wl 5 років тому +3

      @@ME.S.E let they use their time left in shit, their noses are blocked now , cant smell shit

  • @warbossgrotsmasha23
    @warbossgrotsmasha23 3 роки тому +3

    fun fact: insects evolved from crustacean, basically when you eat a crustacean you're eating something from which bugs evolved, this crab looks like a cross between a spider and a scorpion but boy does it look tasty :D, my hat off to this japanese master sushi chef :D

  • @bonchbonch
    @bonchbonch 6 років тому +404

    He was making an Alien reference, dammit. The face hugger in the film!

    • @emanuelbrands6475
      @emanuelbrands6475 6 років тому +42

      I know! lol i was waiting for the camera dude to get it. I was annoyed af

    • @rickrolledtruth5834
      @rickrolledtruth5834 6 років тому +23

      dum camera guy just wanted to see the massacre

    • @yanitzaruiz5739
      @yanitzaruiz5739 6 років тому

      I've never seen the movie, so I didn't understand that it was supposed to be a movie reference. Maybe cameraman is the same?

    • @5x385
      @5x385 6 років тому

      pretty sure that´s half life?

    • @taylor-maemanley46
      @taylor-maemanley46 6 років тому

      I don't know how he didn't get it

  • @chrisleung4155
    @chrisleung4155 5 років тому +546

    This tragic end of Mr. Krabs wouldn't have been like this if only he told us the secret recipe....

  • @YoungOorah
    @YoungOorah 6 років тому +999

    The cameraman always sounds like hes doing a cast n couch or doing a vid of amwf

    • @cloudboy123
      @cloudboy123 6 років тому +155

      "Look at all that meat Hiro"

    • @streetlights88
      @streetlights88 6 років тому +1

      😭😭😭😭

    • @mpei5
      @mpei5 6 років тому +106

      "Now flip it over and let me see the label"

    • @RavenBaxter
      @RavenBaxter 6 років тому +6

      LMFAOO

    • @Don_Monstro
      @Don_Monstro 6 років тому +37

      "That's a lot of *meat* , Hiro"

  • @Basicallyomar7029
    @Basicallyomar7029 3 роки тому +3

    8:43 *"Money,Money,Money!"*
    AHHHH AHHHAH AHHHH-

  • @SwegTesh
    @SwegTesh 7 років тому +488

    4:12 the way he slaps the crabs head is like what I do to my bald friends.

  • @meluhnade3501
    @meluhnade3501 7 років тому +1954

    Hiro: "cuts off rubber bands"
    Crab: oh wow thanks guys I thought were gonna kill me or something, haha
    Hiro: "plunges knife into the crab"
    Edit: holy "crab" thanks guys for the 1.4k likes😷

  • @drewb5571
    @drewb5571 5 років тому +183

    Did that crab just wave goodbye to me from inside a steamer?

  • @adrianlobo737
    @adrianlobo737 3 роки тому +5

    *Crab sees knife*
    Crab: my time has come...

  • @basedimperialism
    @basedimperialism 6 років тому +881

    *After years of failed attempts, Plankton finally decides to dispose of the only thing standing between him and the Krabby Patty Secret Formula*

    • @Itsjjara09
      @Itsjjara09 6 років тому +1

      I

    • @kauekairony990
      @kauekairony990 6 років тому

      E

    • @derpythecate6842
      @derpythecate6842 6 років тому +1

      My latest invention, the "Good Afternoon"! Now I will finally be able to get my hands on the crabby patty formula!

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 6 років тому +5

      2:36 he's just accepting his fate..

    • @thisvideowill
      @thisvideowill 6 років тому +1

      666 likes

  • @oliverdong6771
    @oliverdong6771 7 років тому +372

    Attack it's weak point for massive damage.

  • @Pman02
    @Pman02 6 років тому +1009

    I know what I just realised... Mr.Krabs is red.. So that must mean he is already cooked? How tf is he still alive then..zombie Krabs..😱

    • @danestallings2090
      @danestallings2090 6 років тому +48

      Paul Arriaga Nope blame the sauna

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 6 років тому +6

      I was also thinking that

    • @ishipjamesandgrayson9489
      @ishipjamesandgrayson9489 6 років тому +15

      Paul Arriaga idiot there are types of crabs that are already red ya know 😂

    • @santicheeks1106
      @santicheeks1106 6 років тому +4

      STOP FRICKIN ONLINE DATING ON THIS SLIME STREAM Oh yeah I also forgot about that

    • @Pman02
      @Pman02 6 років тому +2

      STOP FRICKIN ONLINE DATING ON THIS SLIME STREAM idiot I'm clearly just joking who gives a fuck anyway

  • @terriqdrayton1402
    @terriqdrayton1402 Рік тому +5

    Can you feel it Mr Krabs?

  • @onetwothreefour6122
    @onetwothreefour6122 7 років тому +204

    5:30
    Hiro - "Looks like the alien"
    Cameraguy - "Think its an alien right?"
    Hiro - "Alien" *makes facehugger gesture*
    Cameraguy -"Looks like an alien, yeah"
    Hiro - *smile fades* "In the movie"
    Cameraguy - *thinks Hiro is speaking gibberish and gets fustrated* "Right..."
    *Hiro gives up*
    This cameraguy STILL hasn't seen alien but this Japanese guy who cooks sushi HAS
    The camera guy is such an asshole about it too, just thinks the guys spouting pure Japanese garbage when in reality he's proving he knows more than this cameraguy ever will

    • @clarkkent6819
      @clarkkent6819 7 років тому +1

      Ter Diddler not Alien the movie, Hiro was refering to Predator the alien.

    • @onetwothreefour6122
      @onetwothreefour6122 7 років тому +15

      Don't think so but even if he was it's still funny

    • @ashfield4313
      @ashfield4313 7 років тому +20

      He was definitely referencing the facehugger with 6 claws (3 fingers on each hand of his) not the double/quad split mandible.

    • @Chinamen
      @Chinamen 7 років тому

      i feel the same breh

    • @satrinpoll2161
      @satrinpoll2161 7 років тому

      messed up

  • @MadableStudios
    @MadableStudios 7 років тому +319

    Hiro, it pinched you!
    Hiro: ahhh good afternoon!

  • @goldztv5066
    @goldztv5066 7 років тому +90

    Crabs from the ocean: YOU MONSTER HOW COULD YOU!!!
    Hiro: Good afternoon, I'm Hiro.

  • @allisonm2579
    @allisonm2579 4 роки тому +4

    This is mesmerizing...I like that you don't waste anything and are sure to get all the meat.

  • @tenacity4200
    @tenacity4200 6 років тому +552

    *B I G M E A T Y C L A W S*

  • @slapsmeontheknee7319
    @slapsmeontheknee7319 6 років тому +359

    Poor Hero, he just wants to have fun, and the camera guy, just ends it... just... no hype, no fun allowed with CAMERA GUY.

    • @TheKimmyomy
      @TheKimmyomy 6 років тому +9

      Captain Chungo-Bungo yea that was whack. He most likely doesn’t know the movie to understand the reference.

    • @Lem0nwtf
      @Lem0nwtf 6 років тому +27

      "It looks like alien."
      "Yeah."
      "Like, Alien, the movie."
      "Right."

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 6 років тому +8

      @@TheKimmyomy what about 25:10?! Asking Hiro to get his temp gun for his own "fans" WTF lmao his monotone voice and reaction is too buzzkill

    • @doughnuthatalks7904
      @doughnuthatalks7904 6 років тому

      What am I doing watching this at 1:00 am?

    • @SuperHunterz007
      @SuperHunterz007 6 років тому +2

      What. ”My fans out there”.. how about ’our’ fans? All you do is record

  • @genericasian309
    @genericasian309 7 років тому +794

    cracking open a cold crab with the boys

  • @Thunderdump
    @Thunderdump 3 роки тому +1

    Asian dude: like alien in the movie
    White dude: yeah alien
    Asian dude: no I mean in the movie
    Me: face hugger from the movie ‘ Alien’
    5:31

  • @lemonyjuicey
    @lemonyjuicey 6 років тому +415

    90% of comments: Mr. Krabs

    • @tranquochoi949
      @tranquochoi949 6 років тому +1

      Nariyoshi Hiroki ikr

    • @anotherrandomguy8871
      @anotherrandomguy8871 6 років тому

      Nariyoshi Hiroki the other 10% are people saying how they feel bad for the crab because it was killed off to be eaten.

    • @spongebob2015
      @spongebob2015 6 років тому

      Nariyoshi Hiroki Mr krabs is gone

    • @chiapacia1795
      @chiapacia1795 6 років тому

      Nariyoshi Hiroki *sigh* yep

    • @starwolfofthestars1131
      @starwolfofthestars1131 6 років тому

      Mr krabs is gone frever now am said frevr 😡☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹

  • @e.nygmatic8323
    @e.nygmatic8323 6 років тому +456

    Crab: What’s goin on?
    Hiro: *SLAP SLAP* GOOD AFTERNOON

  • @jagthegamer7294
    @jagthegamer7294 5 років тому +421

    5:03 crab: hey, Hey, HEY THATS MY SPECIAL AREA, NO TOUCH!

  • @a21000063
    @a21000063 7 років тому +1129

    5:04
    Crab: hey hey HEY HEY DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!!

    • @lunaticckc
      @lunaticckc 7 років тому +49

      Edson M.C don't touch me there that's my no no square

    • @cheezeclazone
      @cheezeclazone 7 років тому +32

      i feel ashamed for reading this in an anime females voice

    • @whattheactualfu1828
      @whattheactualfu1828 6 років тому +2

      ah haha
      Ah hahahaA
      *anime Voice Actor*
      AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

    • @paulhill9987
      @paulhill9987 6 років тому +1

      Edson Martand is .C wwe

    • @NightGamer147Y
      @NightGamer147Y 6 років тому

      Edson M.C .HEY DON'T TOUCH ME THERE THAT IS MY NO NO SQUARE

  • @JohnDoe-ym5ly
    @JohnDoe-ym5ly 7 років тому +632

    The guy recording makes this sound like a sexual experience. I mean literally, people behind porn cameras have voices with this guy's cadence.

    • @JohnDoe-ym5ly
      @JohnDoe-ym5ly 7 років тому +38

      LOL! You're an awesome chef and person!

    • @cyclops8238
      @cyclops8238 7 років тому +3

      Hiroyuki Terada - Diaries of a Master Sushi Chef 😀😀😀

    • @fbiagent4799
      @fbiagent4799 6 років тому +1

      Hiroyuki Terada - Diaries of a Master Sushi Chef lmao

    • @dunkwater7778
      @dunkwater7778 6 років тому +1

      How do u know what it sounds like lol

    • @kiannarvaez8572
      @kiannarvaez8572 6 років тому +7

      I think he's POV porn actor😂

  • @trevorl388
    @trevorl388 6 років тому +553

    No crabs were harmed in the making of this video.

    • @gabeturner9700
      @gabeturner9700 6 років тому +13

      Trevor L r u sure

    • @trevorl388
      @trevorl388 6 років тому +8

      Nokii-dee Animation's shhhh. We can't let PETA find out

    • @smokeyantrax3845
      @smokeyantrax3845 6 років тому +4

      except Mr krabs 😭 R.I.P

    • @rapscallion_
      @rapscallion_ 6 років тому +6

      Why you always lyin’

    • @dzakif4464
      @dzakif4464 6 років тому +1

      Trevor L lmaooo 😂 😂😂

  • @meadowsasmr600
    @meadowsasmr600 3 роки тому

    The way he's tapping on the glass !! 😭😭 I going crabbing next week...bad time to watch this!

  • @Lapeno1088
    @Lapeno1088 7 років тому +1194

    Hiro was saying that the crab upside down looked like the creature from the movie 'Alien' the one that jumps on your face

    • @Archie.Fisher
      @Archie.Fisher 7 років тому +185

      the cameraman was clueless "uhhh yeah, looks like an alien, sure"

    • @zebracherub
      @zebracherub 7 років тому +185

      Yeah, the facehugger. I was feeling bad for Hiro xD

    • @papipickle9580
      @papipickle9580 7 років тому +29

      armando castillo lols hes funny asf

    • @escith1
      @escith1 7 років тому +56

      Yea, I don't know how that flew over his head

    • @colincameron2712
      @colincameron2712 7 років тому +36

      facehugger

  • @キティ-m3y
    @キティ-m3y 6 років тому +388

    I wonder how many spongebob references I’ll find down here...

  • @Seagulll511
    @Seagulll511 7 років тому +315

    “Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs"

  • @zK4H
    @zK4H 3 роки тому

    Reasons everyone came
    1. Crab murder
    2. They like watching Hiro / cooking
    3. Actually wanna make crab

  • @bendyandtheinkmachine9013
    @bendyandtheinkmachine9013 7 років тому +2366

    and I'm here eating Microwaved Chicken from 2 days ago

    • @zachleatherwood7618
      @zachleatherwood7618 7 років тому +7

      Lmao

    • @hiyall15
      @hiyall15 7 років тому +15

      Charlie Chocholate that's good. that's the best you can do for a dispatched animal. not waste abit

    • @gxlorp
      @gxlorp 7 років тому +46

      By medieval standards you're eating like a king.

    • @bendyandtheinkmachine9013
      @bendyandtheinkmachine9013 7 років тому +6

      TolerantWig lol 😂😂😂

    • @alanhurtado3692
      @alanhurtado3692 7 років тому

      Charlie Chocholate lmfao same

  • @nobodywantedme4470
    @nobodywantedme4470 6 років тому +136

    Awwwwww the crab waved goodbye before it got cooked 😭😭
    Edit: omg thank you for sooo many likes I have never done this before ty so much guys

  • @crab3851
    @crab3851 5 років тому +397

    90%: Mr.Krab memes
    10%People yelling ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR KRAAAAAAABS

    • @forkliftman3240
      @forkliftman3240 5 років тому +1

      The comment right below you is “can you feel it now Mr. Krabs?” And the one above is a spongebob meme

    • @brichavez1415
      @brichavez1415 5 років тому

      Thanos _ I don’t feel so g- *dusts*

    • @Marcharnos
      @Marcharnos 5 років тому +6

      Wouldn't that make it 100% mr krabs memes?

    • @tahmkenchusta5852
      @tahmkenchusta5852 5 років тому

      Inaccurate

    • @edisonsavinon7377
      @edisonsavinon7377 5 років тому

      Putting caleb city in this would make it better cuz he would beat up the crab for no reason

  • @joey_jester9506
    @joey_jester9506 3 роки тому

    Everytime I want to watch his videos, I've gotta make sure I eat before or else I'll just be sitting on my chair with a box of froot loops cereal pretending it's whatever make in the video.

  • @ShreddinSleds
    @ShreddinSleds 7 років тому +388

    Camera man is also the same guy from casting couch

    • @MrSnowman777
      @MrSnowman777 7 років тому +11

      John Kuchera yes definitely

    • @niznoori6083
      @niznoori6083 7 років тому +10

      John Kuchera he sound like him tbh XD

    • @martasillere24
      @martasillere24 7 років тому +2

      John Kuchera lmao true!!!!!!

    • @ES-mq9ox
      @ES-mq9ox 7 років тому +5

      LMAO - Yesss!!! I was just waiting for him to say is this the first time you've done a crab Hiro? Would you like to make a lot of money?

    • @kb420310LA
      @kb420310LA 6 років тому +1

      John Kuchera 3

  • @youngmeat6082
    @youngmeat6082 6 років тому +820

    Wouldn't of happened if the crab had a gun.

  • @UltraKingK
    @UltraKingK 6 років тому +635

    Lol poor cameraman being bullied in the comments

    • @gheleonthedriven649
      @gheleonthedriven649 5 років тому +10

      He got bullied in the description section of the tapeworm video.

    • @EnglishVirgo
      @EnglishVirgo 5 років тому +7

      To be fair, he cheapens this wonderful chef. I would subscribe if it were the chef alone.

    • @ALBreezyx68
      @ALBreezyx68 5 років тому +4

      @@EnglishVirgo 👍 I totally agree it's annoying how he waste time I say let's make sure it's a live on both claws
      This Japanese chef is world renowned. Let the artist chef do his thing instead of always interrupting him all the time. it can get annoying lmao

    • @lance00000000000000
      @lance00000000000000 5 років тому +4

      @@ALBreezyx68 I have always hated the cameraman for that and I thought I was the only one. It is my biggest pet peeve hearing that guy, can't stand how he has to be so controlling over the video and won't get out of hiros ass. I always wished hiro would find a new person to film youtube videos, and hope he eventually decides to

    • @CptnPalomar
      @CptnPalomar 5 років тому

      @@lance00000000000000 its true the star here is hiro but the cameraman always controls him and his voice is so dull and boring

  • @โทนี่นะค่ะพร่อง

    it's very funny and entertain me so much
    I love this XD.

  • @LemonWalrus546
    @LemonWalrus546 7 років тому +950

    If food porn is a thing, does that make all of hiro's videos food hentai?

  • @bignibba504
    @bignibba504 4 роки тому +597

    Disabling his nervous system must have felt like hitting your elbow on a corner

    • @기치죠지의치킨난반
      @기치죠지의치킨난반 3 роки тому +7

      Disabling the subtitle gave me the same feeling to me!! I can only understand him a little, this channel needs to think about the audience

    • @chin3358
      @chin3358 3 роки тому +75

      @@기치죠지의치킨난반 you think he can control his accent?

    • @senryokuu_yuno
      @senryokuu_yuno 3 роки тому +47

      @@기치죠지의치킨난반 how's this got to do with the comment?

    • @rsladesvnd
      @rsladesvnd 3 роки тому +15

      @@senryokuu_yuno fr

    • @switchitup5446
      @switchitup5446 3 роки тому

      @@chin3358 yes sherlock

  • @ButThatsMuhFreeduhm
    @ButThatsMuhFreeduhm 5 років тому +49

    Man for not getting the facehugger reference Hiro was talking about that cameraman deserves to be good afternooned.

  • @modeus9592
    @modeus9592 3 роки тому +4

    Looks good. Mr.Terada resembles an Japanese Emeril imo. Cool man indeed

  • @aortica9727
    @aortica9727 7 років тому +335

    I don't think anyone is a fan of the camera man. We all watch for the chief.

    • @roderickconstantino5354
      @roderickconstantino5354 7 років тому +13

      Something thing like that; I just mute the video and put on my Spotify. Dunno, I get super annoyed at annoying shit and it usually ruins the video.

    • @aortica9727
      @aortica9727 7 років тому +18

      Affluent Progeny dude you sound so mad over a comment that's a joke. Sorry if I spoke on behalf of the people that doesn't watch this video for the person cooking. That's so dumb of me for thinking some watched a cooking video for the chef and not the cameraman. Lmao calm the fuck down.

    • @niclasf1827
      @niclasf1827 7 років тому +8

      Chef you mean 😂😂

    • @wizzy5702
      @wizzy5702 7 років тому +3

      But is he a master chief?

    • @Notspidercat
      @Notspidercat 7 років тому +10

      Affluent Progeny no one cares about your opinion either fuck boy