I Gave BATTLE STATS to Clothes
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- Опубліковано 12 чер 2024
- Putting the poncho, cloak, and other clothing into a series of intense battles to determine the ultimate clothing 𓅱
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0:00 - Clothing Debate
0:26 - Shoulder Clothes Battle
1:01 - Battle Stats
1:44 - Cape
2:37 - Cloak
3:13 - Scarf
3:35 - Poncho/Shawl
3:56 - Witzchoura
4:16 - Chlamys/Tilmàtli
4:42 - Robe/Sash
5:08 - THE BATTLES
6:09 - THE SHOWDOWN
6:20 - Desert Battle Rankings
6:55 - Tundra Battle Rankings
7:20 - Final Neutral Battle Rankings
8:00 - Commentary + Ŝ̬ᴜβŜ̬ᴋʀiβ𓅱 - Розваги
Finally, someone who is objectively correct about everything. Something I've been trying at my whole life.
ah yes
not right, correct
@@armageddon7432 oops
Objectively correct
no way this is the most liked comment on this video
Guess now I'll have to throw away all my ponchos and buy myself a cloak.
Yuk
same bro
Please do lt
😢
You can wear both!
bro is objectively right about everything as he knows the coolness of cloaks
no
Facts! The whole time I was like “cloaks better win-“
Ikr cloaks are so cool
Doctor strange is that you?
+10 magic damage +10 sneak -5 attack
You missed the category for how easily it could hide candy when going into the theatre
A good cloak can do this with no issues whatsoever! Cloak supremacy
Cloak
Fax
Cloak will win that too, not too suspicious, very stealthy, and looks fantastic while doing it
that may actually be a sub-category inside the stealth category
You are objectively correct about everything.
Objectively correct
yes 𓅱
objectively correct
Objectively? In that case, I OBJECT
Objectively correct
i cant wait for Oats to become king of the world so we can all live in his objectively correct society and wear cloaks everywhere
Hell yeah if you are part of a diferent guild/company your cloak is a diferent color
No
i will rule
He already has an alphabet, number, money and time system. I think we will see an oat reign very soon
YEAH!!!!
He better appear in a cloak in every future video now.
I love being educated by someone who is objectively right about everything. I will now wear a cloak for the rest of my days
As a frequent D&D player a love that the clock came the place it did
Outside of a ‘magic’ sort of clock, the6 don’t do much in the game, but they look cool
“They don’t do much in game”
Both my coolness factor and being able to keep my pets warm in snow beg to differ.
In general cloaks have been the de-facto accesories for travelers and warriors since we figured out we could make them and you can put pockets in them
@@theradiantdehd3997 The magical cloak of billowing is a common magic item whose ONLY magical ability, is to billow dramatically whenever you want it to.
@@theradiantdehd3997 true
That no one can deny
@@fernadogonzalez2940 they are still cool though XD
You are objectively correct as always, but I feel like you left out a few factors, fashion and sun protection
i bundled sun protection with heat, and i'd get too much heat for my fashion opinions haha
@@OatsJenkins fashion can wait, BATTLE is now
He said sun protection.
You shouldn’t ignore cold in the desert, it can get very cold there at night
So? It doesn't matter. He's objectively right about everything.
thinking the same thing
battle doesn't last that long you silly goose
@@OatsJenkins man, I should have thought of that
@@OatsJenkins that's objectively correct
You are objectively right about everything, you just didnt show us the multitude of battles the poncho won
The bonus feature at 4:30 surprised me 😂
the oats jenkins community meetup is gonna look like a cult
next video: cults 2
omfg the wii sports resort sword fight music is so awesome i had not listened to it in so long
Being objectively correct is the best kind of correct.
One thing to consider with cloaks in hot weather is that they are AWESOME at keeping the heat out and the person cold. While doing a shoot for my cloak video during a heat wave, I was surprised by how cool it was inside the cloak compared to outside.
You are,quite literally,the most correct individual on any topic,ever
Of course cloaks win. Looks badass af too.
ive wanted a cloak for so long, now i have a reason to get one
GooD FoR U🐦
i feel like cape's agility should be bumped up by 0.5 because the "Woosh" factor
I got an ad and the first thing it showed was a cloak
UA-cam is watching me
Banger video as always 𓅱
How did you get bird from Egypt 🐦
Copy paste
thank you for covering this topic, very important
I just love this channel honestly I’ve been scrolling not knowing what to watch but when I saw this I clicked on it immediately
yipee
OMG I'M EARLY! I love your videos, especially the fixing stuff series
You forgot the most important stat: Drip🥶
The poncho is so drippy🥶🥶🥶🥶
The hooded cloak would have won anyways
true
I love the fact that he used the Wii Sports Resort Swordplay Showdown music when explaining the battles.
These videos are going good, keep it up boy👨😄
thanks dad
More clothing battles please!!! 😁
I always thought that cloaks were cool. This video proved to me that cloaks are absolutely GOATED.
This has just made my day
Love the video!
You're hilarious. Love the content!
THIS IS THE BEST VID SO FAR! 11/10!
When this guy uploads a video, it's like an event you can't miss.
You are objectively right about everything
There should've been a battle based around the stealth. Like a "hit and run in the shadows" battle.
bro i love how you're right about everything
I've been telling people for awhile now, that cloaks are great and should be the main fashion/clothing that people wear all the time.
This just proves it.
Also they can have so many different styles and fashions so they aren't all the same.
"We can ignore the cold stat because we'll find none of that here." It gets as low as 24 degreed Fahrenheit in the sahara at night. Due to lack of water, deserts are terrible at insulation, so the temperature can shift drastically.
0:20 He knew what he was doing
It’s so nice how you don’t have to think, because he’s objectively right about everything
I was just thinking about this the other day. I found a video. Now I have to watch
i love spread sheet this video is so great ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Oats: compare these clothings in the desert climates
Shemaghs which are designed to handle the desert exclusively: am I a joke for you?
a cloak goes around your whole body not just a cape with a hood. is what I thought until I watched this I learned he is objectively right about everything.
Best vid yet
I love things that drape!
You are objectively right at everything. No one can truthfully say otherwise. Or even say otherwise at all. You are objectively right and the words against that are physically unable to leave the mouth or be conveyed in any way.
Just, AMAZING
you are objectively correct about everything
This was very fun and also of course objectively correct.
I would like to see more clothing battles😂😂😂
Objectively correct on everything as always. Coolness (how cool it looks), charm if you will, should've been a stat too, because if you can pull the opposite (or same) gender is essensial for converting other users to using that kind of clothing
You verified me owning cloaks 👑
Also, loving the nail polish 😁💙👌🏿
I demand a part 2! I've got so many unanswered questions!
What about a bandana you wear around your neck or on your head? An ascot? A tie? A bow tie? Do we count hats? If so, there are thousands of different hats as well!
The world needs to know!
They should make a Splatfest with 3 of these
Yes, finally someone who understands cloaks are the best things in existence.
I really appreciate the Wii sports battle music in the background when he's talking about the different battles
of course the cloak won. the battles were just to decide second place honestly, anyone who has worn a cloak knows this
Teacher: what is your fav kind of bird
Oats jenkins: BIRD FROM EGYPT!!!
I said this because he usually uses that bird
You will find that if your battle takes place at sunset, cold will play a surprisingly major factor in the desert
this guy has taken pride into a whole new level💀
This is very good, you should make a part 2! (But yknow be you ig)
I love how in every video by now he uses his customized alphabet
very true
I love scarves fr
The intense sword fight campaign music 😂
I'm out here waiting for temperature 2
As Oat's most loyal and dedicated subordinate, I can happily announce that I have now thrown many items of clothing out and am on my way to the nearest KMart.
It’s morbin time
As a Canadian with a hooded cloak I’ve worn it over a t-shirt and shorts in -25 degrees Celsius(that’s -13 Fahrenheit) and I felt warm, I’ve also done the opposite and was fine in +25 Celsius(+77 degrees Fahrenheit). I support its supremacy.
Objectively right on the universe
This is the the only video I clicked on by mistake and actually enjoyed watching! (I am subscribed, I just wanted to see something else now)
Good analysis but I think you should've included another factor:
The choking hazard.
Basically if the apparel was caught on something how easily would you be able to tug free? If you were falling from the sky and a sturdy branch catches onto your cape, you're toast. A cape hangs on to you via your neck and shoulders which is basically a noose with some fancy fabric attached.
Like in the words of Edna Mode: "No capes!"
(I still believe cloak is still the best though as I believe it connects at one point rather than two and is easy to snap off0
Yes please
This is all objectively correct. Also I love cloaks. Just in general.
amazing.
our lord and savior oats jenkins
now do an imaginary wooden stick weapon battle
once oats improves everything they're resetting the simulation with the oats update
Food theory, film theory, game theory, clothes theory.
Thang u for this u r pre t awsam 🦃
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE cloaks and as the number 1 cloak fan I'm happy to see this
I have a cape with a hood and sleeves that is not super wooly. I think that, since it is basically the cloak but with sleeves, It is probably even better.
This legendary man made a 8 and a half min video just to talk about clothes
"He's not stupid, he's just dedicated" - TheOdd1sOut
The "Attack" stat for an article of clothing is how attractive and distracting it makes you to others. And thus how many other articles of clothing you can get to simp, uh, I mean, fight for you.
This is epi 🐦
Do the same thing with other categories of clothing
Even though you are objectively correct, you didn’t take fashion into account, and the poncho would definitely be first place.
Honestly, cloaks are cool and comfortable. I'm all for them.
5:20 OOO PAINTED NAILS
Please do this with jackets and cardigans and sweaters and stuff
thank you for this comparison and also for using wii sports resort swordplay showdown music
You should continue with these "battles"
thinking about it
I’ve been waiting for someone who is objectively correct about everything
I was looking for study music to do my homework, and about an hour later here I am.
Attack - How well it is to conseal weapons...
HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
I was rooting for the Witzchoura 😢(It needs a major buff in the next patch)
yay video
Attack should be a bonus stat for things with spikes, mounted weapons and that one knife that attaches to your arm.