I Made BETTER Traffic Laws
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- Опубліковано 11 чер 2024
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FIXING MORE STUFF: • Fix the World
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0:00 - Too Much Traffic
0:30 - How Traffic Laws Began
1:09 - What Even Are Traffic Laws
1:21 - Traffic Laws are BAD
1:46 - Fixing Traffic, Plotting Out
2:11 - Road Layout
2:50 - Street Names
3:28 - Special Talent
3:59 - Road Lines
4:30 - Honk Honk
5:23 - REVOLUTIONARY SYSTEM
6:01 - ^RANK UP
6:25 - :(
6:53 - BONUS FEATURE #1
7:32 - BONUS FEATURE #2
8:03 - BONUS FEATURE #3
8:32 - and One More Thing
8:47 - I Fixed It
9:02 - WEBSITE+MERCH
9:19 - Ŝ̬ᴜβŜ̬ᴋʀiβ𓅱 - Комедії
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When my dad gets his pay my mom said that I might be able to get ur merch can’t wait!!!!!!!
@@TryxGmd false… i’m last
@@SUS_SnakeYT stop lying
I know Oats Jenkins is objectively correct about everything, but imagine this: delete cars. It will definitely reduce traffic and car related accidents. maybe replace them with busses, trams, trains and replace roads with just bike lanes.
Petition to replace every mode of transportation with trains
Good idea
you are unloyal
@Wolfie trains are my fav
no.
I’ve already implemented this system in my day to day life and so far everyone on the road has been honking in joy
that just shows how great these ideas are
How?
By going faster in school zones. Though when I do that it feels like there are more speed bumps than usual. And by flashing purple lights into peoples cars so that they know my tier. Most of them are very respectful and drive a different way.
Fun fact: Purple is already used on American roads! It’s designated for electronic toll collection signs. So with the gold “rank” you could make signs that read: “left on red permitted with gold license” or something along those lines
in my place purple is the color of the public transit
Or a gold sign with a left arrow on it would suffice for that
THIS. I hate it when people turn on red or on crossing when people are still crossing and then realize it and are in the middle of the road waiting to finish their embarrassing turn.
-a teenager that used to walk home from school all the time.
Wheres pink?
who asked
the idea of making a dedicated bike lane along side each freeway is actually kind of a genius idea
could even put solar panels above them to store power for some illumination for the paths so people can ride at night. It'd be fun.
At first I thought "wouldn't purple mean more accidents as people went faster" but then I realized they wouldn't be purple anymore, therefore only people who CAN handle high speeds without accidents would stay purple! It's genius!
It's like pilot's licenses!
@Rika A banana is a pilot
@@polygontower 🍌✈️
@@ProfessionalBugLover Exactly🐄🐧🐧🍌🏁🏁
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imagine being a purple driver and when you turn 75 you're just demoted to frowny face
That’s a huge problem. My grandpa is a better driver than most middle aged men.
if you get to 75 you take a new test to see your new rank is better/worse
that would be😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Suppose a purple frowny face, to signify they used to be a purple?
@@ethanchen1266 good idea
Traffic 3: grid system, but north/ south roads are nouns, while east/ west roads are adjectives, so you can communicate location through the intersection “smelly pole”
So Frying Pan would be an intersection, not a road
I wanna see if someone could somehow like, make a country, and make it so it uses this guys rules for everything, and see how long the country stays “stable”
As a Utahn, I can confirm the grid system still leads to lots of traffic (but at least it’s easy to navigate)
but he is objectively right about everything
Brooklyn too
@@azischreiber613 I think you replied to the wrong comment
@@NearlyNothing I replied to the right comment I was saying that Brooklyn also uses the grid system and has traffic
Yeah I think it's just WAY too many shitty intersections. Traffic would prob flow terribly (I don't actually know about this stuff but shut up).
Also, how would traffic lights work? Where would they be? If you had them everywhere traffic would be super slow; if you didn't, it would still probably be super slow.
grid systems cause more traffic, but I guess you're objectively right about everything
You can fix them by not having every road built up to the same level. Also, very major roads shouldn't be accessible by all smaller roads. By having easy right hand turn ons and offs you reduce the load on traffic lights. Over passes can be used to make a semi-major road continue without breaking up a very major road.
Most non-grid systems have these features. The problem is the two never seem to be combined. The problem is when people do initial layout of grids they don't recognize that you want a distribution of road thicknesses. If you randomize it before the city is built the areas that need more traffic will be built around the more major roads. This is actually preferable to going with what roads are currently major. When you do road layout for a very small town (soon to be bigger) you should not assume that the current main street should remain the permanent main street and largest road. Call that old town main. Build a wider main street that is still business accessible, and then build a few other roads with space planned that they can be big enough to eventually not be business accessible.
I just made your grid system actually handle traffic.
solution: just make all roads roundabouts.
solution: get rid of cars
@@compactcow Yes this is the true way to solve traffic... Rid cars and make people take the alternatives? how is it that complicated?
ya
Grids create many points where you need traffic lights meaning it will be extremely slow. The toddler monstrosoties are better (they actually have names like the clover interchange) because everyone has a seperate road to go on depending on where they wanna end up. That way people don't crash into eachother and interchanges are actually pretty clever
what about the spaghetti junction
7:43 bro called a ute a truck
I made my parents watch this, and in my moms words, “he’s a ding-dong” and in my dads, “you lost me a long whole ago” so overall, SEAL OF APPROVAL GOOD JOB OAT 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
11 months late, but:
1. You *made* them watch this???
2. Do they seriously lack a sense of humor that badly 💀
Normally if someone tried to institute a traffic caste system, I would call them crazy. But not you! You're objectively correct all the time!
Hollow knight pfp
dashmaster
3:41 bro went philosophical for a moment
My favorite part of the video where he describes sidewalks 6:51
This is great, but I think that public transport should get as much funding as roads, which will mean less people have to drive, and traffic will be even better
The problem with public transport is... the public using it that makes it unusable to any one who doesn't want to get harassed or mugged.
@@TheJadeFist bruh, trying to mug people on public transport is stupid (well tbh I’m not in America so it may be more common there). Legit like so many cameras and people they will definitely get caught. 15 years of public transport and only experienced stupid people, not dangerous
@@TheJadeFist Where does that even happen? I live in North America, and have never heard of someone being mugged on public transit
@@sappizza1894 I think they’ve been lied to about public transit
@@sappizza1894 It happens for sure. Probably most common in new york or chicago. Im from chicago and nobody I know directly has been mugged on the CTA, but i've heard stories indirectly. It also depends what route you take.
Suggestion: You should make an "I made better World Map" with new Continents, Countries and even the Shape of the Map
Um... Oats can tamper with time, but not land. You do realize that, right?
@@leftoverhotdogs1911 Uuuhh... No..?
@@leftoverhotdogs1911 not that we’ve seen
@@drkclshr spoilers for America 2
@@leftoverhotdogs1911 he has unlimited powers
We have to BOW to this person making our life so much easier
I’ve DREAMED about it
I love these vids! Keep up the good work!
why is everything up until bonus features always actually genuinely good, having north west ect stuff in the road would be extremely useful, honestly
yh but what happens when your going the other way down a road
@@olivers2158 than it will say the opposite direction, the roads in use a 2 lane in this situation right? if there is any further confusion than there could be arrows next to the letters pointing in that direction
wdym "until" bonus features? they're the best part
as a european i hate the idea of a grid system like that, seems like itd take away the fun of organically exploring your city
@@sledgen. to watch, yes, they're the most entertaining, but for general actual use, no
Oats Jenkins today: "I made BETTER traffic Laws!"
Oats Jenkins in a few years: "I made BETTER laws of the universe!"
A better big bang
“I made better space laws!”
"...and look at gravity, lets make it stronger."
Make light speed infinite! I'm tired of not being able to travel to distant star systems without cryosleeping beyond the end of human civilization or traveling so fast I end up in the past.
sorry, u misspelt "months"
I like how some of these could be genuinely useful and then theirs MARIO KART BOOSTER
I love this style of video, keep it up man good videos here
I just imagine all the criminals faking gold rank cards so they can speed up away from police
Purple tier cards*
purple*
then that means purple rank cards should be hard to fake
Police should have Police Tier Cards that let them fly at 635 km per hour.
@@XxMP13000xX
How are they gonna check for fakes if you’re faster than them
You forgot to add that every road work sign should say at the bottom “uh, yeah, I sure hope it does”
Yesssssss traffic 3 needs this
The simplest solutions are the best! good job.
Totally agree on the driving badges but different badges get different rodes to go on.
2:59 "And if the building can't fit"
Me, an intellectual:
*Build it in the lake*
I love the implication that not only do all roads go either North, South, East, or West, but that these are distinct directions and a road can only ve one
All roads are one-way under Traffic 2
Well, in regards to all roads in one direction, would that not depend on which side of the road you're on?
You know, at first I thought why didn't he make an anagram of N and S so it reads differently depending on which direction you read it but one-way roads also work. You could just put a road next to it to travel the other direction.
@@fanofstuff9593 it wouldn't be a problem for E and W, since if you were traveling those directions you immediately know you're going the wrong way because the letters become ∃ and M instead. But for N and S it's impossible. Maybe we should change the design or put an arrow in-between letters? Something like
| N |
| ↑ |
| N |
?
@@xXJ4FARGAMERXx Yeah, but last time I checked roads have to sides, and (using US laws like the video does) you stick to the right, therefore one side would say N and one side would say S, no?
@@xXJ4FARGAMERXx or you could just put the letters in the middle of the roads (eg. you have both n and s depending on which way the traffic is goinbg in that lane, instead of replacing the dividing line with the letters
Grid system with numbered streets, super easy to navigate- you just described Utah. And it's beautiful. Even before GPS directions, you never had to "give directions" to anyone, the address was all you needed.
Hey Mike, where's your address?
"Uhh, H 7"
You sank my battleship
Maybe happy horn is for when you honk twice to say hi or something so random people walking on the sidewalk don't need to have their ears fall of just cause you want to say hi from your car!
Grid system? That’s how you jam the roads of an entire city. As soon as the waiting line for a traffic light extends to the intersection behind you’re in for an hour or day long wait
Yeah but he’s objectively right about anything so you’re wrong
Yeah but he’s objectivity right about anything so you’re wrong
Yeah but he's objectively right about anything so you're wrong
Yeah but he's objectively right about anything so you're wrong
@711 dose stuff boo continue the chain
2 things I would suggest,
1. I think the nice horn would be like a: “hey buddy! You are an amazing driver! Here’s a thumbs up!”
2. I think each tiers of drivers should have different lanes
What if the higher tiers unlock more horns?
Like, someone who's shit at driving has no right to complain, they don't get a horn at all.
@@cameron7374 I love it!!!
might i suggest they also add a lane for humans learning to drive? just a thought from someone about to get my learners permit it can kinda be another tier
@@cameron7374 yes
@@JRWIFAN Great idea!
4:27 N-netflix S-social W-work E-elephant
I really would love to live in a world with all your ideas. They seem fun and meritocratic
Even tho u are objectively correct about everything, in this way we solve traffic while cars are still on roads; of we delete them off completley and use public transportation instead there'll be fewer vehicles and less traffic :) 👍
I loved how you put Mario Kart music (GCN Waluigi Stadium, Wii Maple Treeway, Wii Coconut Mall, GCN Mario Circuit, Wii U star theme, Wii Moonview Highway, GCN DK Mountain, GCN Rainbow Road) in a video on traffic
2:04 already a mistake
At least he knows those laws
You missed the bird license.
Bird should be higher than purple, and get a special car that can go faster than anything else, as well as use of purple lanes.
Specifically Bird from Egypt?
How about light speed 1.23 billion mph
Nah
whoever disagrees with Sir Jenkins actually agree with him cuz its physically impossible for him to be wrong
So true
Even he can be wrong
No one’s perfect
@@plain-space8880 so wrong
If they truly disagree, they get frowny face rank
We got in a accident today we were at a red light and the person behind us brakes failed we heard the skid for 5 seconds before crashing. It would be extremely unfair for either of the people to lose their ranks because of the accidents like that. That’s why you should be required to sell a dash cam with the cars you sell but then there’s a problem with checking footage to make sure the person deserves the rank.
You should change the red man and green man on traffic lights into Mario and Luigi.
I love how he goes from giving actually cool and smart ideas to "happy horn" in 2 seconds
but happy horn happy tho (:
Are you saying that happy horn isnt a cool and smart idea sir?
In my opinion Happy horn was the first great idea in the video
Grid system makes a lot of traffic junctions which isn’t ideal for Driving around, and it causes a lot more traffic accidents compared to other systems
I know America have used the Grid system a lot and and later gone away from it but that doesn’t change it being everywhere. In Europe the grid system isn’t that wildly spread because buildings was built and then the roads, but in America they built the roads and then the buildings. Personally i think the grid system looks satisfying, but it’s inconvenient for driving because you’ll be stuck in traffic a lot and more accidents
honestly the street names isn’t something new. isn’t it already just random stuff? in addition to the normal street names like: 2nd, 1st, main, 3rd, park, 4th etc.
The North, South, West, East dividers unfortunately won’t work if you drive on the other side of the road, because it would be upside down. and when driving on the South road you won’t even know if you’re driving south or north
the happy horn is a nice addition:) and i have nothing against it
the rankings would easily get corrupted and pay to win. And people would ignore the hierarchy especially if they were in the :(-tier
@@fredrikwillumsenthe other side would say the opposite direction
This man found a legitimate reason for everyone to use latitude and longitude
considering that this is objectively correct in everyday, the only issue that I see is what if a purple tier license holder is stuck behind a lower tier at a left turn red light, obviously the purple tier is able to turn left on a red because they're better, but would they have to wait behind someone who is a lower tier and not able to turn on a red light? considering my confusion, this probably proves I won't be a purple tier.
Unironically, the nearest freeway to my house (56 east/west) has a bike path along it that travels a large chubk of the freeway and has exits at every freeway exit
Finally less traffic! Oats, your so right about this! Again! And the merch looks objectively AWESOME!
Jokes aside, some of these ideas are actually genuinely good and need to be implemented
Such as?
@@AquaMoye Bicycle ways across the country
@@AquaMoye and.. the S noods to change to cool s
What about intersections? Bikes are harder to stop and start than cars, so bike paths should be built avoiding intersections as much as possible. Since his plan includes roads going as a grid as much as possible, and cycles paths are on pavements, this would involve far, far too many intersections.
@@AquaMoye Maybe if we replace every intersection with a roundabout. Then another roundabout with priority for bikes.
I like finding problems with videos:
1. You would need 2 traffic lines to indicate north from south and east from west which is more of a hassle to make and use.
2. Simply the logistics of changing every non grid into a grid, removing buildings as not all buildings will be small or big but in between changing it back to a non-grid or making grids too big
3. The tiers on the numberplate could be forged
4. The bad tier would slow down the regular and faster tiers making them always around slow drivers
5. The conveyers would cause major slippage at the entrance and exit as the car would be pulled apart and compressed
6. Grids would be slow intersection after slow intersection and you could use google maps if you don't know the way
Some of the other features didn't seem too bad though
Ok but the road lines is actually GENIUS
Part 2: mandatory proximity voice chat in all vehicles.
That is just CB radio
8:33 I actually lost it here. That was hilarious.
Lol
The problem with grids is that it is really easy to get lost in it, like for example Barcelona, a city in Spain, it has that squared streets and many people get lost trying to find a place because every building looks the same (and every street looks the same also)
You just earned another subscriber!
I really think we should add a car train lane. A car train lane is a lane where every compatible vehicle can join as a link in the train, and it is pulled by a central engine or something. There are frequent stops where you can just continue to wherever. It would solve traffic because everyone will be driving at the same speed at the same time, and there will be no need for a delay, the first and the last vehicle will move at the same time
I like some of the ideas like the lower part of the tier system for licences, making pickup trucks requiere a higher tier licence and the cycle paths near motorways, but everything else seems either unnececary or straight up dangerous
6:43 then how will they turn left?
Right 3 times, simple
Thank you Oats, for once again showing us that you are objectively right about everything.
Idk if anyone suggested it already, but could you fix the periodic table? With your changes, I know it would be way better than it is now.
7:30 hes describing the Netherlands lol
love the choice of a grid pattern when grids usually cause more accidents rather then less
You are the best at this stuff𓅱
8:28 William Afton is purple tier!
Oats: Every road will have a bike track on the side!
Europe: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead you
this makes so much sense oats jenkins
Oats Jenkins never ceases to fix everything.
Next thing you know, he will make a better earth
"Earth 2.0"
@WintersHollow DescendentsOfMist Multiverse 2.0
3:07 thats exactly what happens in Talca,Chile
Thanks i'll start using these today
I love these😍😍😍
1:09 This needs to be a meme.
It does
✨WAOOOWW✨
00:30 Vsauce 🤣
OATS JENKINS!!!! 2:33, YOU DREW WHAT LOOKED LIKE A CERTAIN SYMBOL INVOLVING GERMANY.... xD
Basing my next dystopia off this. Thanks for the inspiration!
You should make a video about fixing school systems-- like the basic rules at school. Maybe even change the grade levels?
Or maybe even grades themselves!
I know this dude is “objectively correct about everything” but jokes aside, I actually agree with him on basically everything. this guy should run the world
Sir I love ur ideas it inspired my to give droids from star wars easier names
You are objectively right about everything
2:35 - So basically, the way the roads are build in Utah and Arizona and that. The LDS had it right.
I'll make sure to follow these rules when I get my license in November. And since I won't even have the chance to be involved in any accidents yet, I'll be able to follow Purple Rank rules! Nice!!!
You are right about everything
Traffic cone: Everyone guessed traffic laws, was shapes tier list
Sad brick: Everyone guessed shapes, was fixing traffic laws
If you are driving north, the north signs would work. But what if you're driving back south on the same road?
It will have South signs on the opposite side. also works for East and west.
This is a huge improvement from the traffic laws we have now... but me personally i think we should ditch cars altogether and get around with government supplied roller coasters.
You are objectively right about everything.
Oh Oats, thank you so much for this valuable information. I’m sure everyone will begin to follow them, and they will make the world a safer place.
You are undoubtedly right in every way imaginable!
7:10 just germany.
I like what you’re thinking! 👍👍👍
Almost all the points are very good, but personally, I think cop interactions should have a court case arguing over the validity of the fine/penalty before it penalizes you in order to minimize discrepancies due to bad cops in the area or discrimination against people of colour. Unless you plan to fix the legal system/police system?
Looks like it's time for oats to make Cops 2
@@rascal6543 just replace them with amongus conferences where we discuss the fate of the criminal
@@jansopi6967 yeah, and if they're guilty they can be thrown out of a spaceship! (or a plane with no parachute or into a pit of lava. they're all valid.)
@@jansopi6967 Good idea. And then if they aren't guilty, we'll at least be one step closer to finding the real criminal
Don't worry, Oats already took that into account. If cops are caught lowering the credit scores of DOCs (Drivers of Color) for personal gain, they can be sued for *race* ism.
You should make it so everyone has to agree when construction is happening and where so it’s most convenient for everyone (except frowny face rank) or just get rid of construction entirely to speed up all traffic
In Germany we got many of these „rules“. First of all we got bike lanes everywhere. Then nobody is driving a pickup. And if you need to drive something big around, you rent some. That’s way smarter and cheaper then always driving with your own truck. Then we also got an sticker on cars for Driving beginners, so a system so recognize bad drivers.
I feel like oat is going to make every thing better,so are we waiting for world 2
Where I’m from, streets go north south and avenues go east west. It makes navigation a lot easier. Also the streets and avenues are numbered and never have weird names. It doesn’t fix everything but it definitely helps
Opposite way
For nyc
And as always, Jenkins is objectively right about this.
You and the spiffing brit are the GODS of stock images
This actually does sound like a good way to drive like I would drive this way
you could add fences or something to the biking freeways so the bikers don't accidently crash into a car
He did
I’m not sure fencing is the best option
What I like is basically the bike lane has a seierate but if pavement on the other side that acts as a barrier
Basically you extend the walkway but cut a decent sized part out about a meter off the road for bikes to use
@@jmurray1110 in chicago cars just drive on the bike path ☹️ this would 100% happen on freeway bike paths even if they were separated
@@compactcow not if the bike lane was too thin you don’t need as much space for bikes as cars since it’s a single person machine
Plus to get into the Nike lane you would need to mount the kerb and that’s terrible for cars
Gonna keep this in mind for when I start driving. Truly a superior system