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  • Опубліковано 14 сер 2024
  • Coney tells an old tale where he snipes a Brawl tournament and finds out it's a kid's birthday party.
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    #coney #storytime #smashbros

КОМЕНТАРІ • 390

  • @gwabes7001
    @gwabes7001 3 роки тому +2104

    Coney seems like the kind of guy to monetize a time he pwned a kid at his birthday party

    • @CONEYZZ
      @CONEYZZ  3 роки тому +843

      $200 WASNT ENOUGH

    • @EllieMiller510
      @EllieMiller510 3 роки тому +56

      @@CONEYZZ what did you spend the 600 bucks on

    • @cg5380
      @cg5380 3 роки тому +48

      @@EllieMiller510 definitely spent it all on wavebirds

    • @EllieMiller510
      @EllieMiller510 3 роки тому +16

      @@cg5380 definitely

    • @Mythol-OG
      @Mythol-OG Рік тому +1

      @@cg5380 what's wavebirds?

  • @thegoodthebadthequiky
    @thegoodthebadthequiky 3 роки тому +1241

    “All the children are now ELIMINATED from the tournament.”
    Why is this such a fearsome and powerful statement?

    • @Moneymancer
      @Moneymancer 3 роки тому +30

      Fatality. CONEY wins. Flawless victory

    • @nuke9915
      @nuke9915 3 роки тому +13

      coney has achieved victory over the children.
      his plan is almost complete.

    • @derpybreads2212
      @derpybreads2212 3 роки тому +8

      AS THEY SHOULD BE!

    • @bobroctopus2210
      @bobroctopus2210 2 роки тому +3

      After watching squid game, this quote is even more terrifying

    • @mrgreenboy644
      @mrgreenboy644 2 роки тому +4

      "Coney, there's too many adult players! What are we going to do?"
      Coney: *summons Dedede's hammer*

  • @i_guess_so
    @i_guess_so 3 роки тому +620

    Funny how a kids birthday party pays more than a official Nintendo event

  • @angryii5411
    @angryii5411 3 роки тому +718

    Every single one of these kids has told this story to their therapist.

    • @EllieMiller510
      @EllieMiller510 3 роки тому +38

      I wonder if any of them are watching this video

    • @DoMorrMusic
      @DoMorrMusic 3 місяці тому +1

      @@EllieMiller510the kids or the therapist?

  • @gabrielabrera9966
    @gabrielabrera9966 3 роки тому +1059

    Please tell me he has more stories like this!

  • @fromundaman
    @fromundaman 2 роки тому +234

    Haha I love this story..
    That part about how brawl players tournament sniped is so spot on. This is how I ended up having a 12 man house tournament with M2K and Lain haha.

    • @DoMorrMusic
      @DoMorrMusic Рік тому +14

      You can’t just end the story there

    • @tomaspalma5168
      @tomaspalma5168 Рік тому +5

      Please tell us more.

    • @fromundaman
      @fromundaman Рік тому +47

      I mean there isn't much more to it. They swept the competition, a 12 man bracket ran late because Lain went to smoke before what could have been any major's grands happened. M2K won, as was often the case in Brawl. Then for a while after the event only M2K and Lain were left so since the event was in my living room I just kind of third wheeled a rotation and got my ass beat for hours.

    • @illford
      @illford Рік тому +21

      @@fromundaman nightmare blunt rotation

  • @WiiCON-49000
    @WiiCON-49000 3 роки тому +347

    Viewers: Tell us a story Uncle Coney!
    Coney: I got just the thing.

  • @EllieMiller510
    @EllieMiller510 3 роки тому +164

    I think I’ve heard coney mention this story offhandedly before, glad I could get the entire lore

  • @StabilizeYT
    @StabilizeYT 3 роки тому +127

    This is unironically so well done, I was laughing the entire time. Coney commits hard and is so underrated it should be a crime

  • @DoATreFlip
    @DoATreFlip 3 роки тому +143

    Coney sounds like Gilbert Godfreid when he gets upset

  • @zaedis5629
    @zaedis5629 3 роки тому +167

    I just want to know why some guy posted his childs birthday party tournament on smash boards and put $200 on it

    • @darkn04
      @darkn04 3 роки тому +46

      Maybe his kid wanted to see competitive smashers? Or maybe he wanted a *”real”* tournament for his birthday. Not sure why there was $200 on it tho.

    • @CM-tv2bu
      @CM-tv2bu 2 роки тому +18

      @@darkn04 might draw a few decent players out? 200$ isn't that much money to a lot of people and maybe they wanted to see some good smash lmao

  • @marrodc
    @marrodc 3 роки тому +498

    The parents of the birthday kid were fucking loaded. Imagine dropping $200 for the winner of the Smash bros tournament at your kid's party. Like, even if their kid won, they still would've given $200 to their kid, which is $199 more than what a kid needs.

    • @GavN2319
      @GavN2319 3 роки тому +84

      I think the parents must of wanted somebody like coney to win or why would they even post it on smash boards. Although I can't imagine why they'd want some dude to win

    • @wealthforthecommoners3146
      @wealthforthecommoners3146 3 роки тому +62

      for my smash birthday the winner got a mii gunner amiibo and a hug

    • @jameswashere187
      @jameswashere187 3 роки тому +24

      Why does a kid need exactly 1 dollar

    • @mrbrendan13579
      @mrbrendan13579 3 роки тому +103

      @@GavN2319 they definitely had no idea what the smash bro competitive scene actually looked like which is why they brought wireless controllers and played free for all. I bet they thought some local kids would show up to have fun but instead they got a 24 y/o adult who drove 2 hours to win some money

    • @Ed-1749
      @Ed-1749 3 роки тому +21

      @@jameswashere187 to buy a gumball. set for life.

  • @tangaps
    @tangaps 3 роки тому +50

    I thought there was going to be a Hero's Journey arc where he seems like he's about to lose since that's classic good storytelling but it makes it all the more funny for Coney to just talk about how he just wins casual locals and goes home feeling competitive

  • @KongQuest95
    @KongQuest95 3 роки тому +86

    This is easily one of the best videos on this channel
    which is saying A LOT

  • @Rogueofmv
    @Rogueofmv 3 роки тому +23

    Hold the phone, I've actually been to the game store in the background at 12:57. That's Game Over in Bellevue, WA. I visited them when I was on an impromptu vacation out of town last year due to wildfires in my area. Great place, I got my copy of Double Dash from there

  • @eyebrowse
    @eyebrowse 3 роки тому +211

    my face genuinely lit up when i saw the notification. it's content day everybody!!!

    • @EllieMiller510
      @EllieMiller510 3 роки тому +3

      It’s a wonderful content day once again

    • @bwheeler9299
      @bwheeler9299 3 роки тому +1

      Coney content babyyyy!

    • @noah52_
      @noah52_ 3 роки тому +1

      fellas, do you wanna see some content?

  • @Patukah1879
    @Patukah1879 2 роки тому +56

    not only did you win $400, you also got to ruin a kids birthday party? THAT'S A DREAM COME TRUE

  • @squeakymeow
    @squeakymeow Рік тому +12

    I know I've watched this video, like, 10 times already but I always smile at the part where coney goes "Boom, boom, boom boom, boom"

  • @warioware3odst
    @warioware3odst 3 роки тому +53

    STREAMER absolutely EVISCERATES every single SOUL at a CHILDS BIRTHDAY PARTY D:

  • @carsondubs
    @carsondubs 3 роки тому +95

    Therapist: Coney-Jerma isn't real, he can't hurt you
    Coney-Jerma: 10:21

    • @Robospy1
      @Robospy1 5 місяців тому

      Rats, rats, we are the rats, celebrating yet another birthday bash

  • @darkknightgamer123
    @darkknightgamer123 3 роки тому +76

    Watching this live on Twitch was incredible

  • @izmizzle
    @izmizzle 3 роки тому +58

    coney's high energy voice reminds me of Gottfried

  • @Grgrqr
    @Grgrqr 3 роки тому +111

    I pwned this kid’s birthday party, and I’m proud of it!

  • @TheKnicks2012
    @TheKnicks2012 2 роки тому +12

    Just want to comment that you’re an incredible story teller Coney. Not just this video but majority of your stories or content is just super well explained, has emphasis, pauses, and engaging. I hope to be a story teller and speaker like you.

  • @films54321
    @films54321 3 роки тому +22

    I can't describe the joy this story gave me unironically, I love this video so much

  • @ProStealthy
    @ProStealthy 3 роки тому +10

    The production quality of this film was incredible.
    10/10

  • @helloliahi
    @helloliahi 3 роки тому +13

    the driving effect got me, truly some gran turismo level maneuvers right there

  • @DJ-pj6gr
    @DJ-pj6gr 3 роки тому +16

    I'd love to see more stories like this with the powerpoint!

  • @Regis_Philbin
    @Regis_Philbin 3 роки тому +21

    I was so sure you were gonna lose the last match that shit got me hype.

  • @coffeefm8442
    @coffeefm8442 3 роки тому +10

    I just love the effort you put for the story. Your way of speaking and presentation really elevated the viewing experience 👏

  • @etabit6907
    @etabit6907 3 роки тому +73

    You should tell more stories like this on UA-cam. Will getting raided while playing Ocarina followed by the "Where did she go?" incident make the cut?

  • @Rinin.
    @Rinin. 3 роки тому +61

    I'm still wondering who the Caesar player was lol

    • @JohnBosson
      @JohnBosson 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe Neo?

    • @irkandcrew
      @irkandcrew 3 роки тому +2

      Nairo

    • @justsatellite4213
      @justsatellite4213 3 роки тому +89

      Probably Tantalus. He's the only MD/VA King Dedede Brawl player I can think of from back then who's named after a historical figure

    • @ONLY_RR7
      @ONLY_RR7 3 роки тому +7

      @@irkandcrew It’s not Nairo, he was a MK main

    • @irkandcrew
      @irkandcrew 3 роки тому +1

      @@ONLY_RR7 What was the name of the MetaK main?

  • @RedYoshi90
    @RedYoshi90 3 роки тому +5

    This fills the semi animated scar and toph show hole in my heart thank you coney.

  • @protonjones54
    @protonjones54 2 роки тому +5

    Oh my goodness this Caesar guy is going to have nightmares about coney for many years to come

  • @JestinJester
    @JestinJester 2 роки тому +5

    I love this video so much. All the work put into the OBS scenes and such. I’m honestly upset that this only has near 50K. I hope stream enjoyed it. I know I did. I know this is a sorta old video, but I loved this. Keep up the awesome work.

    • @JestinJester
      @JestinJester 2 роки тому

      Is this OBS or Photoshop? I was wrong yeah it’s photoshop XD

  • @beta5017
    @beta5017 3 роки тому +16

    i honestly never laughed so hard, this is so god damn fun coney

  • @halfbakedplays6726
    @halfbakedplays6726 3 роки тому +14

    This is my second time hearing this story and my second time dying from laughter

  • @charlottearanea7507
    @charlottearanea7507 2 роки тому +9

    How the fuck did this children's birthday party find its way onto Smashboards, is my only question

  • @hezitation4868
    @hezitation4868 3 роки тому +5

    His commentary some how made me hyped for a png recreation of his match

  • @kyleflournoy7730
    @kyleflournoy7730 3 роки тому +12

    I'm going to say that since julius caesar had the month of July named after him, I think the dude in question was actually junebug

    • @jetfantastic
      @jetfantastic 3 роки тому +2

      I don't think June ever played D3. He was a Lucario main in Brawl.

    • @kyleflournoy7730
      @kyleflournoy7730 3 роки тому

      @@jetfantastic there could be a time where he played d3 before he was well known. That's the only thing that makes sense to me, with the clues provided

    • @jetfantastic
      @jetfantastic 3 роки тому +2

      @@kyleflournoy7730 June was always better than coney on PR, he's historically been a consistently good player and when either of them were on PR June was above Coney, especially in 2014 when this took place.

    • @ImStark-Dot
      @ImStark-Dot 2 роки тому

      I'm just wanting to know who julius was too

    • @nightvolt9572
      @nightvolt9572 Рік тому

      @@ImStark-Dot it a guy named omega tyrant

  • @ErrorMessage
    @ErrorMessage 2 роки тому +3

    I love when he animates stories like this. Golden comedy.

  • @kitkat1851
    @kitkat1851 3 роки тому +3

    I cant get over how interesting his content is I love the variety of random shit he just does/talks about

  • @Hugelag
    @Hugelag 2 роки тому +4

    I lost it the second I heard Gangplank Galleon. You are a master of storytelling.

  • @kyleflournoy7730
    @kyleflournoy7730 3 роки тому +10

    Oh man that was incredible. Brawl is just a different time, man....
    It really was just the wild west out there back then.
    I got a few of my own stories just like this

  • @howdyfriends7950
    @howdyfriends7950 2 роки тому +1

    i adore when you get excited and the gilbert gottfried voice comes out (the guy who played the parrot from aladdin, and the dentist from fairly odd parents)

  • @treescompany3462
    @treescompany3462 3 роки тому +9

    Idk if it was you or Alpharad who pioneered the Photoshop storytelling but you're both geniuses for running with it

  • @vittoriol9560
    @vittoriol9560 3 роки тому +2

    I appreciate the amount of prep you put into the visual aids

  • @Sinister_sage27
    @Sinister_sage27 3 роки тому +2

    More stories like these please this was funny as hell enjoyed the whole video.

  • @brunobuccharati2424
    @brunobuccharati2424 3 роки тому +6

    Coney is such an excellent role model

  • @AIRFGC
    @AIRFGC 3 роки тому +2

    gotta boost the algorithm for this banger
    also hilarious knowing the hijinks Smashers of the past have gone through with these rulesets and jank tournaments

  • @Volt790
    @Volt790 3 роки тому +8

    "This was where we hung out before Twitter. It was a better time"
    & like

  • @richpichu1272
    @richpichu1272 3 роки тому +9

    Coney is of a select few that can make content like this enjoyable all through out

  • @blitzzx2349
    @blitzzx2349 3 роки тому +4

    this is the single most entertaining video ive seen about smash in forever LOL

  • @TheBomberman122
    @TheBomberman122 2 роки тому +2

    I used to work for game x change, most chill job I've ever had. Also I love that when Coney revealed how old the girl and her bf were, they were only 4 years younger lmao. I thought they were going to be like 15-16 years old not 20

  • @beeplesneep
    @beeplesneep 3 роки тому +20

    Didn’t include the picture of him in the anime shirt, smh

  • @Thefrogking15
    @Thefrogking15 3 роки тому +2

    That was some of the best story telling I've seen in ages

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U Рік тому +1

    8:45 Anakin after Order 66 is completed

  • @goldenspiral6008
    @goldenspiral6008 Місяць тому

    My favourite content in the fgc is stuff like this. Just funny stories that make you want to play games and go out to meet people of the community to have your own fun stories and a great time as well.

  • @paynemoschillo5470
    @paynemoschillo5470 2 роки тому

    These videos are some of the funniest things ever. The editing is priceless and the comedy is golden.

  • @thegreenmario056
    @thegreenmario056 3 роки тому

    Editing was spot on. Literally laughed at every frame of movement. Good story!!

  • @thero_1686
    @thero_1686 3 роки тому +2

    God a commentator telling stories is the best idea I've ever heard

  • @seanathan1
    @seanathan1 3 роки тому +3

    The thumbnail gives me insane 2008 UA-cam vibes

  • @metricleader8243
    @metricleader8243 3 роки тому +2

    Coney be like:
    But to me it was Tuesday.

  • @Jaycan
    @Jaycan 3 роки тому +1

    This was excellent! More like this would be incredible

  • @smithclone
    @smithclone 2 роки тому +1

    I sniped a tournament at a game lounge right next to a alamo draft house once too. The cash prize had suddenly changed into a gift card for the store. I bought store play hour vouchers or whatever then sold them to the people there. Lol.

  • @tokisuno
    @tokisuno 3 місяці тому

    this is one of my favourite videos of all time. hell, i've watched it with my dad LOL

  • @SweetJP.
    @SweetJP. Рік тому +1

    Coney is getting too powerful! Next vid: Coney WILLS A KID OUT OF EXISTANCE

  • @hasanalharaz7454
    @hasanalharaz7454 2 роки тому +5

    14:50 why is she talkin shit if her boyfriend plays this game 4 years ain’t that much of a gap

  • @lillierose3958
    @lillierose3958 3 роки тому +2

    I joined at the very end of the stream and I’m so happy I get to hear the full story

  • @potatopatch5202
    @potatopatch5202 3 роки тому +2

    I wish there was a vid of that final game

  • @e11ipse
    @e11ipse 3 роки тому +3

    Old school grime was something else

  • @jamesemery7190
    @jamesemery7190 3 роки тому +1

    15:45 read the comment in top left lmaooooo

  • @hamzahkhan4067
    @hamzahkhan4067 3 роки тому

    This was beautiful storytelling.
    We need more of this.

  • @luansomething380
    @luansomething380 3 роки тому +2

    When you have to pause the video to laugh.

  • @ODISeth
    @ODISeth 2 роки тому

    That “random stage for last round” gimmick seems like something Alpharad would do

  • @followagma2167
    @followagma2167 2 роки тому +1

    You are too entertaining. Love your content. I don't even smash lately but I've been watching you still. :]

  • @sebastianajir6876
    @sebastianajir6876 3 роки тому +1

    This is the most hype that pwning children has ever been, truly a glorious story

  • @svovy5358
    @svovy5358 2 роки тому

    that "YA I GUESS SO" threw me over

  • @LeftBootT
    @LeftBootT 2 роки тому

    Part of me cant stop watching the chat in the background, some real clever shit Coney

  • @flytomoon6095
    @flytomoon6095 3 роки тому

    Coney's stories are the best! I'm really looking forward for more of your stories Coney!

  • @ToonNick
    @ToonNick 3 роки тому

    Truly beautiful story, great narration and visuals

  • @satan-kun8974
    @satan-kun8974 2 роки тому

    Didn’t find your channel till recently but I’m loving the videos

  • @ajoconnor64
    @ajoconnor64 3 роки тому

    0:19 This song is my ringtone/alarm and this is where it starts and it caught me so offguard

  • @trainerred8486
    @trainerred8486 3 роки тому

    nice story ive watched this like 4 times this week cant wait for more stories and love the content

  • @DWN037
    @DWN037 2 роки тому

    2:50 OK I PULL UP
    HOP OUT AT THE AFTER PARTY

  • @hyde7100
    @hyde7100 2 роки тому +1

    “HES OLDER THEN MARIO” -twitch chat

  • @AshenAstra
    @AshenAstra 3 роки тому

    The fact that this is a PowerPoint presentation is way too fucking funny

  • @slimballs9650
    @slimballs9650 2 роки тому +1

    Coney is gradually earning himself the reputation of the best FGC villain. FChamp and LTG, take notes!

  • @MalikBoltToons
    @MalikBoltToons 2 роки тому +1

    This is my first time watching a video by this dude. And this shit was HILARIOUS 😂

  • @lsmewtwovods6989
    @lsmewtwovods6989 3 роки тому

    The style on this gives me big Majin Obama vibes, I wanna hear more of Coney's smash stories

  • @chefdunsparce4254
    @chefdunsparce4254 2 роки тому

    Reminds me of when I signed up for a tournament at a library (I'm a highschool junior at the time) and when I get there it's all middle schoolers who play Kirby and my little brother, who also entered
    Ez dubs
    Prize was like a book or something so I didn't feel guilty

  • @naph5456
    @naph5456 2 роки тому +1

    My first ever encounter with competitive smash was getting absolutely stomped at a brawl tournament in a Tustin library basement when I was like 12. I was salty as hell bc my ike wasn’t making it work lol

  • @Pergzzz
    @Pergzzz 3 роки тому +1

    Coney ruins children's entire lives (Colorized, 2014)

    • @gabrielabrera9966
      @gabrielabrera9966 3 роки тому +1

      Coney assassinates Julius Caesar (Colorized, 2014)

  • @ADCruzYT
    @ADCruzYT 2 роки тому

    This just helps give me evidence suggesting that CONEY is secretly the bad guy from the first Incredibles movie

  • @slabofbeef7104
    @slabofbeef7104 2 роки тому

    As soon as Gangplank Galleon started, I knew it was Rumble Falls.

  • @MarthMain
    @MarthMain 2 роки тому

    Going to random tournaments and pub stomping is a great feeling.

  • @tom_the_bandicoot4595
    @tom_the_bandicoot4595 3 роки тому +1

    Coney with the Superdry drip? Lookin good chief

  • @frozenpeaches06
    @frozenpeaches06 Рік тому

    Coney is genuinely such a good storyteller

  • @ToiletWolf12
    @ToiletWolf12 2 роки тому

    I watched one video about a terrible smash bros tourney and now I’m here.
    No regrets I love this

  • @itzred5103
    @itzred5103 3 роки тому +1

    Alfred Hitchconey my film director