Riskiest Jokes - VOL. 3 | Jimmy Carr

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  • Опубліковано 23 лип 2020
  • As the biggest face in British Comedy I've been known for telling a risky joke or two.
    Here's the final part in a collection of the riskiest jokes...you be the judge.
    The Official Channel for the biggest face in British comedy (literally the biggest face - it's like the moon.)
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  • @interculturalcat
    @interculturalcat 3 роки тому +471

    Jimmy, you are gold and your timing is platinum.

    • @jennahtailya4726
      @jennahtailya4726 3 роки тому +10

      Facts, I wanna see him live, looks fun

    • @ollie2052000
      @ollie2052000 3 роки тому +4

      Get a room mate.
      😅
      Jokes.

    • @thomashales588
      @thomashales588 3 роки тому +4

      Ollie let jimmy stick to the jokes

    • @parishna4882
      @parishna4882 3 роки тому

      @@jennahtailya4726 Unless you're in the front row.. haha

    • @parishna4882
      @parishna4882 3 роки тому

      @@thomashales588 Who even are you, masked warrior? Oo

  • @viralfeeds5789
    @viralfeeds5789 3 роки тому +177

    Still my favorite comedian. You always hit it just right.

  • @SoAboutThat
    @SoAboutThat 3 роки тому +149

    Oh, that observation about Hindu suicide bombers, I just keep reliving it over and over again.

    • @world4me
      @world4me 3 роки тому +3

      Have you tried contacting the developer about the respawn fragging?

    • @spooked2104
      @spooked2104 3 роки тому

      Dont woosh me but there arent any

  • @halfgai2670
    @halfgai2670 3 роки тому +150

    10:07 Cameraman’s doing gods work

  • @hotwatertastesround3117
    @hotwatertastesround3117 3 роки тому +149

    He’s so good with short jokes

    • @prawtism
      @prawtism 3 роки тому +8

      check out Anthony Jeselnik, another master

    • @hotwatertastesround3117
      @hotwatertastesround3117 3 роки тому +4

      Honestly I would say my top 3 are: Jimmy Car (reasons stated above), Ricky Gervais for being able to work with longer jokes and then George Carlin due to his ability to make a rant funny
      Edit: I also think Bo Burnham is rly underrated

    • @ZakB96
      @ZakB96 3 роки тому

      Some Macdonalds French Fries absolutely agree👌👌👌👌

    • @0x777
      @0x777 3 роки тому +4

      Please, use the proper terminology. They prefer to be called "vertically challenged jokes".

    • @ZakB96
      @ZakB96 3 роки тому

      0x777 don’t get short with me 🖕

  • @lepermessiah1433
    @lepermessiah1433 3 роки тому +40

    Pull my finger! I spilled my driving whisky! Hahahahahahaha

  • @theohood3492
    @theohood3492 Рік тому +6

    Discovered Carr on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown, now I watch anything and everything I can involving him. Your brand of comedy fills the void that Carlin's passing left, at least for me. 10 out of 10 cats does Jimmy Carr.

    • @musicloverme3993
      @musicloverme3993 7 місяців тому

      According to a survey, Jimmy is approved by only 80% of cats!

  • @stevielambert8262
    @stevielambert8262 3 роки тому +25

    "Sorry to wake you".... always harder to say when you don't know the other person.

  • @urosjovanovic3895
    @urosjovanovic3895 3 роки тому +240

    Toby's mother disliked this video.

  • @pxdfover
    @pxdfover 3 роки тому +19

    I've seen many of these jokes.. But always still awesome to hear! I wish this guy would come to East Coast Canada.. I know people who've seen him and loved it

  • @markmark5269
    @markmark5269 3 роки тому +11

    If I told half these jokes in public, I'd be punched, like a lot of others. What a talent that you can tell them and make people laugh!

    • @noexcuses5524
      @noexcuses5524 3 роки тому

      Lots of comedians gets negative publicity too

  • @allenjenkins7947
    @allenjenkins7947 3 роки тому +130

    Become a Catholic priest and have 'em now.

  • @gothicpagan.666
    @gothicpagan.666 3 роки тому +8

    Real British comedy. Long may it continue

  • @CHillTrueCrime
    @CHillTrueCrime 3 роки тому +12

    Brilliant... laughed out loud a lot watching this 🤣 😂

  • @klemensk8776
    @klemensk8776 3 роки тому +33

    5:04 Pull my finger👉
    💥

  • @paulaction5957
    @paulaction5957 3 роки тому +31

    In Australia our lowest bush fire threat is high.

  • @dmwxoxo
    @dmwxoxo 3 роки тому +60

    "ive got a kindle" im crying

    • @paulaction5957
      @paulaction5957 3 роки тому +1

      My son refuses to call it kindle he says there sticks dad.

    • @dmwxoxo
      @dmwxoxo 3 роки тому

      Paul Action 😂

  • @mr_mickals5657
    @mr_mickals5657 3 роки тому +2

    Jimmy's the best!

  • @reggiebhorrorbaker1650
    @reggiebhorrorbaker1650 3 місяці тому

    Lov jimmy carr jokes

  • @ashleyrenee3722
    @ashleyrenee3722 3 роки тому +3

    You are the best!

  • @hedunlap
    @hedunlap 3 роки тому +13

    10:06 is worth a pause

  • @lullsbaby9321
    @lullsbaby9321 3 роки тому +22

    Seen all these specials. Still hilarious

  • @conmayn
    @conmayn 3 роки тому +73

    Even Greta Thunberg would say that Jimmy's obsession with recycling is getting out of hand...

    • @msontube
      @msontube 3 роки тому

      TheConMan
      Greta T is the Doll outside of the glass box

    • @parishna4882
      @parishna4882 3 роки тому +2

      GFYS Connie...HOW DARE YOU....

  • @goaway2803
    @goaway2803 3 роки тому +5

    Another Bloody classic, thanks Mate and take care 💚💛

  • @slabbyrider8665
    @slabbyrider8665 3 роки тому +1

    I just fucking died with the swearing child joke.

  • @cpt.shmitt7387
    @cpt.shmitt7387 3 роки тому +23

    Remember when Islamic Extremism was the greatest threat to the world? Those were the good ol' days.

  • @veronica-devans3514
    @veronica-devans3514 3 роки тому +1

    I love you as a the funniest comedian ever

  • @Scratchingforcash
    @Scratchingforcash 3 роки тому +2

    OH MY GOD JIMMY IS SO DAMN FUNNY!!!!

  • @clipsedrag13
    @clipsedrag13 3 роки тому +14

    imagine having open borders and telling your country this is your threat level today

  • @theinternetisconfusing5438
    @theinternetisconfusing5438 3 роки тому +8

    10:14 That's what I love about this man. Offensive "shock" humor can be really fucking annoying. Not because its offensive, but bc its forced. This was clever.

  • @100ksubssoicanbragtomyfrie4
    @100ksubssoicanbragtomyfrie4 3 роки тому +46

    I don’t know about you, but I don’t like celebrities that are just famous for who they’re related to...
    *Toby’s Mum*

  • @gobshite
    @gobshite 3 роки тому +47

    More jokes about religion please!

    • @mcfcguvnors
      @mcfcguvnors 3 роки тому +2

      catholic priest jokes just write themselves

    • @arya6085
      @arya6085 3 роки тому +4

      @@mcfcguvnors So do their victims' abuse statements

    • @darthvader8892
      @darthvader8892 3 роки тому

      I have heard that Allah was a pedophile. Sad if its true

    • @Girl-di5dg
      @Girl-di5dg 2 роки тому +1

      @@darthvader8892 you must be so dumb to say or think that. Maybe do a research about who he is before talking

  • @assistanttotheregionalmana3002
    @assistanttotheregionalmana3002 3 роки тому +1

    That Jordy joke was fucking hilarious

  • @lordali1034
    @lordali1034 3 роки тому +6

    I am a British muslim and I am not offended at all. Amazing comedy keep it up!

    • @Lfomod1Dubstep
      @Lfomod1Dubstep 3 роки тому +1

      yep, that's the difference between media and real humans :)

  • @xxxwwwggg
    @xxxwwwggg 3 роки тому +5

    Brilliant 😂😂😂😂

  • @whitterzz2145
    @whitterzz2145 3 роки тому

    LEGEND

  • @Tonsirton
    @Tonsirton 2 місяці тому +1

    Lovely!!!❤🖤💛💚

  • @karlbenson7152
    @karlbenson7152 3 роки тому

    Legend

  • @666Vlada666
    @666Vlada666 3 роки тому +4

    best joke on 10:06

  • @aBOOBaMUSIC
    @aBOOBaMUSIC 3 роки тому

    🤣🤣😂...legend
    definitely have to see you live

  • @shortbr3eaf
    @shortbr3eaf 3 роки тому

    YES YES FUCKING FINALLY

  • @paulwhat322
    @paulwhat322 3 роки тому

    Legend!

  • @dominusetdeus060644
    @dominusetdeus060644 3 роки тому +4

    Very funny man. But also very intelligent. Heating you talk about jokes and humor is just as entertaining as your actual jokes

  • @antoniusbritannia8217
    @antoniusbritannia8217 3 роки тому +9

    Yet another reason not to fall for the old, "pull my finger" routine. . .

  • @whitebeltlyfbjj3393
    @whitebeltlyfbjj3393 Рік тому

    Gold

  • @flyj5820
    @flyj5820 3 роки тому

    Jimmy Carr you fucking mad lad!

  • @MrMarky2000
    @MrMarky2000 3 роки тому +1

    Very intelligent man

  • @hunterkiller1984
    @hunterkiller1984 3 роки тому +18

    People with Tourette's. What makes them tick?

  • @wagwim3220
    @wagwim3220 3 роки тому

    8:49 rite rkid

  • @angelarbab0091
    @angelarbab0091 3 роки тому

    My godddd😂😂😂😂

  • @evmcc9864
    @evmcc9864 3 роки тому +3

    Hi there

  • @_bellona_792
    @_bellona_792 3 роки тому

    6:49

  • @connorfinch1787
    @connorfinch1787 3 роки тому +18

    I Swear they changed it from racist to riskiest

  • @dpledford1
    @dpledford1 3 роки тому

    What the difference in a lentil and a chickpea? I never paid $200 to have a lentil on me!

  • @specialkettle7511
    @specialkettle7511 3 роки тому +1

    Lol

  • @CowIsBad
    @CowIsBad 3 роки тому

    LOL

  • @Sinisteve
    @Sinisteve 3 роки тому +1

    10:07 rack😳

  • @Idkplsam
    @Idkplsam 2 роки тому

    2:34

  • @aneliasmit7837
    @aneliasmit7837 3 роки тому +2

    We need new content!

  • @siemagli4329
    @siemagli4329 3 роки тому

    Jimmy is the fix coming back?

  • @celestepinkerton5791
    @celestepinkerton5791 3 роки тому

    What year is this??

  • @probablynotyourdad4616
    @probablynotyourdad4616 3 роки тому

    Any welsh people in?
    yeeeeeey

  • @charles4283
    @charles4283 3 роки тому

    It’s got to a point where this has basically turned into a fucking singalong for me.

  • @muhammadnizamie8740
    @muhammadnizamie8740 3 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheKukusfsf
    @TheKukusfsf 3 роки тому

    Psih, sweet psihic

  • @jesusbermudez6775
    @jesusbermudez6775 2 роки тому

    First joke about Jesus is the tops

  • @alexipeck4201
    @alexipeck4201 3 роки тому

    480p?

  • @jesusbermudez6775
    @jesusbermudez6775 2 роки тому

    I see that is why my cousin became a catholic priest. I now understand.

  • @aria5765
    @aria5765 3 роки тому +1

    pog

  • @gifu8395
    @gifu8395 2 роки тому

    8:50 could somebody help me get this joke xD

    • @Charlie_Ses
      @Charlie_Ses 2 роки тому +1

      Manchester accent not Newcastle

  • @adrianfrift7571
    @adrianfrift7571 3 роки тому +1

    How did I get an ad on this, most other edgy youtubers don't even get ads

  • @Jerry12533
    @Jerry12533 3 роки тому

    It's funny because in 2000 this would not be risky jokes

  • @abdo6183
    @abdo6183 3 роки тому

    Were your pants on fire

  • @robynsineadsheppard6480
    @robynsineadsheppard6480 10 місяців тому

    "The Wrath of Islam" isn't a pub, Jimmy---it's the name of a Death Metal band.

  • @tylerspiteri7328
    @tylerspiteri7328 3 роки тому

    Hi

  • @brentclough7649
    @brentclough7649 3 роки тому

    👍

  • @DiegoideGetsNoBitches
    @DiegoideGetsNoBitches Рік тому

    -abooga-

  • @ensinitas
    @ensinitas 3 роки тому +1

    STOP THE VID AT 7;35 ANd tell me what the guy has on his shirt

  • @dbgdnb
    @dbgdnb 3 роки тому +3

    Imagine disliking this video

  • @sammylpt9076
    @sammylpt9076 3 роки тому

    Risky???

  • @Arational
    @Arational 3 роки тому

    I guess Jimmy left money in his will for a lackey to do uploads.

  • @tobyglyn
    @tobyglyn 3 роки тому

    As I type this, 57 thumbs down!!??

    • @TheFykle
      @TheFykle 3 роки тому

      Prob from the spastic USA

  • @kevinscott5839
    @kevinscott5839 3 роки тому

    So

  • @jcolterh
    @jcolterh 3 роки тому +2

    Not very risky. Not once did you mention Jews. I guess you're not ready to end your career quite yet.

  • @tony7054
    @tony7054 3 роки тому

    My favourite, what's yours?

  • @kimhienoanthi9980
    @kimhienoanthi9980 3 роки тому

    xanny mrbro johnwick calumscott owenshroyer

  • @ferxtah6415
    @ferxtah6415 3 роки тому +4

    All the dislikes are from Toby’s mum
    She made fake accounts

  • @user-nk3vi1bb4u
    @user-nk3vi1bb4u 3 роки тому +2

    Early

  • @deltadestroyer1
    @deltadestroyer1 3 роки тому

    i watched the whole things so weres the risky jokes ? i got clickbaited again grrr

  • @stevenchacala
    @stevenchacala 3 роки тому

    Could you explain to us unworthy Yanks what a "Jordy" is. (And I do get the joke without knowing that).

    • @MrDoggson
      @MrDoggson 3 роки тому +4

      Geordie = People from the area around Newcastle. Id recomend Geordie Shore to learn a lil bit extra

    • @tinoritchie8087
      @tinoritchie8087 3 роки тому

      Geordies are people from Newcastle. People from Sunderland don't like being called a geordie.

  • @michaelcrean1456
    @michaelcrean1456 3 роки тому

    This are good racist jokes. proving that not all racism is bad.

  • @nathantorresstanevil6958
    @nathantorresstanevil6958 3 роки тому +2

    First

  • @jeaneltawil
    @jeaneltawil 3 роки тому +2

    As much as I enjoy this man's jokes I'm really getting tired of each and every video ending with the tourette's joke

    • @TheFykle
      @TheFykle 3 роки тому +4

      Ticked off ?

  • @shshaank
    @shshaank 3 роки тому

    Why put old content again and again Jimmy? 😪😪

  • @voidanderson202
    @voidanderson202 3 роки тому +4

    Sir never come to America please. As much as I would love to see you, people here get hella offended at EVERYTHING. Love ur jokes tho man.

    • @MrMcStinkyFace
      @MrMcStinkyFace 3 роки тому

      MR.Bandit America is our home it’s the people who are offended that should leave really because if they are not comfortable they can just leave.

    • @TheFykle
      @TheFykle 3 роки тому

      @MR.Bandit USA is f’ed, there’s no way i’d live in that dysfuntional hellhole with no humor and it overzealous race card playing

  • @kleinmeisterlein
    @kleinmeisterlein 3 роки тому +2

    Needing to explain your own "jokes" is not what I consider to be funny.

    • @fernandogonzalez5770
      @fernandogonzalez5770 3 роки тому +5

      Only needs to explain them because some people are dunces

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 3 роки тому +13

      Dear me. If you mean the reincarnation bit, he *pretended* to explain his joke purely to suggest someone in the front didn't get it, which made the joke funnier. The audience obviously got the joke but Jimmy likes to stir them up, it's part of his style.
      I think maybe this video's not for you.

    • @simonj48
      @simonj48 3 роки тому +1

      He does a joke about that , it's called patronising. If you don't know what that means, it's where he tells people how the joke works because they don't get it.

    • @TheFykle
      @TheFykle 3 роки тому

      🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @forensicwiremu1862
    @forensicwiremu1862 3 роки тому

    Why are all these videos just repeats

  • @Vox1751
    @Vox1751 3 роки тому +3

    Risky jokes? I don't think there were any jokes in this clip

  • @macmurphy86
    @macmurphy86 3 роки тому

    Don't worry about those 30 dislikes.. they will most likely blow themselves up today...

  • @PakHemRs
    @PakHemRs 3 роки тому

    Are you out of video content Jimmy? You keep recycling your material mate. Every joke you've made is on your youtube channel like 7 fold... Nice teeth though.