A Whole HOUR Of My Best Jokes | Jimmy Carr

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024

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  • @susannemcallister
    @susannemcallister 2 роки тому +507

    I only intended to catch a few jokes to lighten the night but Jimmy Carr is seriously addictive. The man is a comedy legend. It's his face that should be on the mask.😂

    • @CanuckTony
      @CanuckTony 2 роки тому +9

      I know right?

    • @michaelmisanthrope
      @michaelmisanthrope 2 роки тому +4

      Ditto. I ended up watching the full hour. Hey, there could be worst addictions.

    • @thetruthyoucantfight212
      @thetruthyoucantfight212 2 роки тому +2

      I can agree wth the last sentence, I didnt watch a second of the video but the picture of hes face was enough for me to click & comment here.

    • @gerald216
      @gerald216 Рік тому +2

      Jimmy is my favorite kind of comic. He isn't just a shock comic he does it with a level of class that I don't see any where else.
      Kind of reminds me of the things I liked about George Carlin but completely a political

  • @gregthompson3785
    @gregthompson3785 2 роки тому +329

    Brilliant comedian.Tells cleverly crafted jokes that are just that...jokes.

    • @ShannonJacobs0
      @ShannonJacobs0 2 роки тому

      Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from UA-cam?
      Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me?
      No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.

    • @Cola.Cube.
      @Cola.Cube. 2 роки тому +4

      unless your vicky🤣

    • @arcangle7444
      @arcangle7444 2 роки тому

      @@Cola.Cube. xD

    • @AsherSkylark
      @AsherSkylark Рік тому

      it is brilliant. Thanks to top gear i was introduced to this man

    • @gregthompson3785
      @gregthompson3785 Рік тому +1

      @@AsherSkylark Top gear is also brilliant!

  • @JG-vh1xc
    @JG-vh1xc 2 роки тому +287

    Why is this man my comfort comedian

  • @thebritishbushman8389
    @thebritishbushman8389 Рік тому +38

    This needs to be released as an audio podcast. Listening to this at night with eyes closed is just awesomely funny.

    • @ZippyG
      @ZippyG 10 місяців тому

      It’s all as albums on Spotify.

  • @jasonrahm9489
    @jasonrahm9489 2 роки тому +255

    Jimmy, you are a Legend. Never change man

    • @Kyanzes
      @Kyanzes 2 роки тому +8

      Certainly his own league.

    • @movement2contact
      @movement2contact 2 роки тому +2

      He changed many men 😶

    • @darkside5452
      @darkside5452 2 роки тому +1

      The thumbnail looks like he changed his face…

    • @allindbz
      @allindbz Рік тому

      The irony

  • @myarmsrgone
    @myarmsrgone 2 роки тому +241

    "My mum died of cancer"
    "...but it was funnier than this"
    That was gold

    • @charlidog2
      @charlidog2 2 роки тому +8

      The best heckle ever.

    • @themrpantsman1757
      @themrpantsman1757 2 роки тому +2

      we watched the video

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 2 роки тому +8

      @@themrpantsman1757 blind people certainly didn't watch it. They heard it though

    • @azearaazymoto461
      @azearaazymoto461 6 місяців тому +1

      That man was a professional heckler, lol

  • @jojimbousagi5903
    @jojimbousagi5903 2 роки тому +122

    "... but I'm the other black comic. I haven't been on yet." 😭

  • @frankobarressi7919
    @frankobarressi7919 2 роки тому +94

    Can I just say, 10 out of 10 for sir Stephen Hawkins. A broken body but a heart and soul that more than makes up for it. God bless you sir.

  • @carljansen3118
    @carljansen3118 2 роки тому +159

    This man needs a Knighthood for services to Comedy. Living legend 🤘🏻

    • @ShannonJacobs0
      @ShannonJacobs0 2 роки тому

      Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from UA-cam?
      Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me?
      No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.

    • @MrGrifft
      @MrGrifft 2 роки тому +17

      I think he's evaded enough tax to be elligible.

    • @jondon3182
      @jondon3182 2 роки тому +2

      @@MrGrifft of course you'd say that when you only pay 10k a year tax on a low wage with no choice but to pay the tax anyway. How noble of you

    • @MrGrifft
      @MrGrifft 2 роки тому

      ​@@jondon3182 I feel I need to make it clear to you, that was a joke, there is some truth to it, that's part of what makes it funny.
      Do you need me to further deconstruct why it's funny? You seem to need the assistance.
      Or maybe you just want some attention, but don't have a sense of humor, so impotent rage is all you can resort to as women won't screw you despite your massive...wallet.
      And just to nip that in the bud... I make a lot more than £40k, govt contract work is pretty well paid in my sector.

    • @letters_from_paradise
      @letters_from_paradise 2 роки тому +1

      @@MrGrifft Good on him. Evading tax is every man's right as a property holder. 😎

  • @kay-dc8495
    @kay-dc8495 2 роки тому +194

    "Swimming good for you especially when drowning", no no, he's got a point

    • @danieln9226
      @danieln9226 2 роки тому +9

      You watched the first 10 seconds of this video and commented lol....like bruh

    • @picilocarnal
      @picilocarnal 2 роки тому +1

      @@danieln9226his jokes actually get better!🎉😂❤

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 2 роки тому +3

      @Daniel N my thoughts too🤣. Why are people so desperate for YT likes, just enjoy the hour long video lol

    • @komiismywaifu7616
      @komiismywaifu7616 2 роки тому

      Well done, you got the joke. And your attention you so desperately need, especially after your dad left.

    • @danieln9226
      @danieln9226 2 роки тому +1

      @@komiismywaifu7616 you blew him to smithereens LMAO💀

  • @spridle
    @spridle 2 роки тому +61

    I wish Jimmy wrote sketches. I'd like to see some of his ideas.

  • @timfronimos459
    @timfronimos459 2 роки тому +19

    Comedy craftsmanship. Thank you Jimmy.

  • @samueledwards9877
    @samueledwards9877 2 роки тому +27

    Absolutely brilliant as always.
    Can't wait to see you live when you tour Down Under next year!

    • @THEJR-of5tf
      @THEJR-of5tf 2 роки тому

      Do you really find "JOKES" about sexually abused kids amusing???? You are as warped as he is. You are a disgrace.

    • @tomemery7890
      @tomemery7890 2 роки тому +1

      @@THEJR-of5tf that's not what he meant by "touring down under"

  • @paulkielty8385
    @paulkielty8385 2 роки тому +63

    Amazing that the Stephen Hawking letter was actually real and from it came a great friendship.

  • @HWPcville
    @HWPcville 2 роки тому +33

    The gray hound dress killed me. We called them duck dresses. You could almost see the quack.

  • @goldenpony822
    @goldenpony822 2 роки тому +5

    everytime i come back to the video I found the thumbnail to be so incredibly marvelous, I've been chuckling to it dozens of times solid, slowly trickling over the course of a few weeks, enjoying it bit by bit...

  • @direwolfen
    @direwolfen 2 роки тому +12

    Bravo sir.. this made my night thank ya

  • @LadyMelmo.
    @LadyMelmo. 2 роки тому +39

    It doesn't matter how many times I hear some of these jokes, I will never not laugh. I managed to get tickets to see you on 13 February here in Canberra, Australia. Thanks for putting on the second show! I can not wait...

  • @oldjcb
    @oldjcb 2 роки тому +19

    Yup I watch Jimmy to fall asleep to every night 😁

  • @bflmpsvz870
    @bflmpsvz870 2 роки тому +23

    It was worth to learn English. Thank you Jimmy for your humour. :-)

    • @Mooza1
      @Mooza1 2 місяці тому

      help. what is meaning fufu

    • @bflmpsvz870
      @bflmpsvz870 2 місяці тому

      @@Mooza1 fufu = female baby engine

  • @annakonda386
    @annakonda386 2 роки тому +20

    He is so awesome and he looks like a live manikin, just can't get enough of him.

  • @josephsalmonte4995
    @josephsalmonte4995 2 роки тому +9

    06:57 That woman's reaction 🤣

  • @itaiitai8960
    @itaiitai8960 Рік тому +1

    u and dave chapple are the last breed of comedian to say whatever they want and not be afraid , i like you man.

  • @jockmcque3018
    @jockmcque3018 2 роки тому +39

    My dad used to tell me a story of when my mum pulled that. Let me out of the car here. Let her out about a mile from home. She got home, make up running, freezing to the bone. He's in bed. Scotsmen what can you do

  • @jamesdeegan211
    @jamesdeegan211 2 роки тому +7

    Why is he so good. He must be the best. His DVD’s are so good

  • @SnakeManH155
    @SnakeManH155 2 роки тому +6

    Jesus, he is hilarious, I’ve been religiously watching these shows for a while, and this is my kind of humour.

  • @carrigancooper9562
    @carrigancooper9562 2 роки тому +6

    Jimmy is the best man of comedy

  • @zahramahamed6291
    @zahramahamed6291 2 роки тому +133

    Jimmy Carr looks like the love child of Dracula and the Easter bunny.

    • @MichaelKingsfordGray
      @MichaelKingsfordGray 2 роки тому +3

      Your photo is not that flattering!

    • @CONEHEADDK
      @CONEHEADDK 2 роки тому +3

      @@MichaelKingsfordGray But he probably didn't pay for that face...

    • @travisash8180
      @travisash8180 2 роки тому +1

      He's got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes
      He's got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose
      He's got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums
      And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum.

    • @earlgrey2130
      @earlgrey2130 2 роки тому

      Vampires fucking mythical creatures? How do you know my fetishes??

    • @mr.jazzbodkelsey58
      @mr.jazzbodkelsey58 2 роки тому

      Agreed

  • @joelb2297
    @joelb2297 2 роки тому +1

    I only skimmed this video, -then ended up watching the whole thing. Twice! You're FAF!

  • @officialcoachdanny
    @officialcoachdanny 2 роки тому +21

    This was fantastic, I have every live but it’s great to have a long compilation of them all 😁😁👍👍

  • @homenhungry4987
    @homenhungry4987 2 роки тому +6

    You're the best, Jimmy, the absolute best....

  • @palashbhaumik42069
    @palashbhaumik42069 2 роки тому +8

    The transition at 46:14 caught me off guard XD

  • @leviapplepie
    @leviapplepie 2 роки тому +2

    Looking forward to having this man down in Southland, New Zealand next year!

  • @JervisGermane
    @JervisGermane 2 роки тому +2

    Thank you for the upload from Mississippi, USA!

  • @troyyoung3087
    @troyyoung3087 2 роки тому +1

    love you Jimmy,cant wait to see you in NZ 2023

  • @mikelheron20
    @mikelheron20 2 роки тому +39

    Tragically these really are his best jokes.

  • @zzrhardy
    @zzrhardy 2 роки тому +10

    Congrats on getting together an hour of your best jokes Jimmy. That must have been hard. 😉

    • @TuesdayShark
      @TuesdayShark 2 роки тому +1

      Too many choices or too few?

  • @TravisAndRuby
    @TravisAndRuby 2 роки тому

    @jimmycarr is a treasure to the universe.

  • @hermi1-kenobi455
    @hermi1-kenobi455 Рік тому

    It’s quite fun to watch these straight faced.

  • @michaelcooney7687
    @michaelcooney7687 2 роки тому +2

    Bloody brilliant. As always!!🤣🤣🤣😍😎

  • @fozzsr
    @fozzsr 2 роки тому +3

    Thanks buddy!

  • @smithyengs
    @smithyengs 2 роки тому

    A whole hour Jimmy. Your spoiling us.

  • @ctakitimu
    @ctakitimu 2 роки тому +4

    This is interesting to see what Jimmy thinks are his best jokes over the ones that weren't chosen. A good insight into someone who tells jokes for a living.
    *edit* I once picked up a girl at a club and we went back to her place to bed. We were kissing and I was getting stubble rash from her face. Oh well, in for a penny.

  • @chrisP_wheats_and_raisins
    @chrisP_wheats_and_raisins 2 роки тому +2

    In my opinion it goes like this. Dave, Jim, you and Bill

  • @rad4924
    @rad4924 2 роки тому +4

    This is just what I need right now

  • @markr.devereux3385
    @markr.devereux3385 2 місяці тому

    you are ruining my evening❤❤❤❤devastating😂

  • @dancarson9982
    @dancarson9982 Рік тому

    Love this guy!

  • @erinbuzzetti6359
    @erinbuzzetti6359 2 роки тому +3

    This is hilarious!

  • @cababyboomerq6012
    @cababyboomerq6012 6 місяців тому +2

    This guy is so funny.

  • @1970sSupertramp
    @1970sSupertramp 2 роки тому +9

    Well that was excellent Jimmy.

  • @gearjammer9328
    @gearjammer9328 2 роки тому

    Thanks so much for posting! made my day

  • @christinlane6928
    @christinlane6928 2 роки тому +1

    Just bought tickets to see your show in halifax! Cant wait!

  • @klaytonargue
    @klaytonargue 2 роки тому +1

    Great stuff

  • @jordan3rdd193
    @jordan3rdd193 Рік тому

    This man is a legend

  • @drivingparadox
    @drivingparadox 2 роки тому

    What I needed today, thank you

  • @slowraceultra
    @slowraceultra 2 роки тому +1

    Legend. Thumbs up.

  • @granthoughton769
    @granthoughton769 2 роки тому +1

    "Blond lady" Vicky will never get old!

  • @jamesc.steenbergenii6969
    @jamesc.steenbergenii6969 7 місяців тому +2

    Jimmy Carr is brutal, but absolutely hilarious

  • @digichalk
    @digichalk 2 роки тому

    Thanks Jimmy!

  • @salvie4oe
    @salvie4oe 2 роки тому +1

    Jimmy a legend all day every day

  • @Blackdeathteal
    @Blackdeathteal 2 роки тому +6

    Jimmy master class

  • @AdzzieMac
    @AdzzieMac 2 роки тому +4

    Jimmy will always be my favourite comedian, Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle are a close 2nd and 3rd.
    Bill Burr at 4th..

    • @whoarewe7515
      @whoarewe7515 2 роки тому

      Dave chappelle yes half baked.

    • @Oldheadhiphop
      @Oldheadhiphop 2 роки тому +1

      Jimmy, Katt Williams, Chris Porter, Jeff ross

    • @whoarewe7515
      @whoarewe7515 2 роки тому

      Sean lock

    • @overzone666
      @overzone666 4 місяці тому

      gotta love gaffigan, joey diaz, maniscalco

  • @reggiebhorrorbaker1650
    @reggiebhorrorbaker1650 2 місяці тому

    Lov jimmy carr jokes

  • @rebeccafishmakeup7038
    @rebeccafishmakeup7038 2 роки тому +2

    Can't wait to see him in Manchester next month

  • @swguygardner
    @swguygardner 2 роки тому +3

    Wow, I whole hour of Frankie Boyle's jokes! :D

  • @mattmason4700
    @mattmason4700 2 роки тому +11

    Hope ppl don't get offended by these words love a bit of Jimmy's comedy 🤣🤣

  • @dominicr1173
    @dominicr1173 2 роки тому

    Its amazing the most replayed bit is the last 60 seconds haha

  • @jamesheath7601
    @jamesheath7601 2 роки тому +3

    Great comedian Jimmy

  • @notPeanut
    @notPeanut 2 роки тому

    We have tickets to see Jimmy in Auckland NZ in a few weeks, it’s gonna be awesome

  • @mauricepageau5392
    @mauricepageau5392 2 роки тому +1

    Jimmy! Your the Master !

  • @myowngenesis
    @myowngenesis 2 роки тому +4

    Jonny is just an absolute legend. Anyone trying to cancel this guy should have their head checked

    • @TigolBiddys1
      @TigolBiddys1 Рік тому +1

      Jimmy…

    • @myowngenesis
      @myowngenesis Рік тому +3

      @@seacat754 it's Jimmy of course, it's a typo which I am too lazy to correct

  • @THEHuntingChannel
    @THEHuntingChannel 2 роки тому +1

    The funniest guy on UA-cam, no doubt!

  • @macethorns1168
    @macethorns1168 5 місяців тому +1

    4:50 what a FANTASTIC joke

  • @Mossyz.
    @Mossyz. 2 роки тому

    Jimmy the King

  • @nineteen8486
    @nineteen8486 2 роки тому +1

    Great vid

  • @jojohehe3251
    @jojohehe3251 2 роки тому +10

    I don't know how you get money from it either, Jimmy. If I could turn my dirty jokes from year 7 into a career, I'd be stunned. Fair play to you.

  • @alwilldo
    @alwilldo Рік тому

    Da iawn Jimmy!👍

  • @eternyti
    @eternyti 2 роки тому +5

    I want to send a letter to Jimmy to ask him to come over to play because I too have an obnoxious laugh.

  • @HAVITOOSH
    @HAVITOOSH 2 роки тому +3

    This is epic.

  • @kbbl102.5
    @kbbl102.5 4 місяці тому

    Jimmy Carr, Louis CK, and Neal Brennan would be epic in a room just talking

  • @mikeblalock4116
    @mikeblalock4116 2 роки тому +1

    This is great

  • @truthseeker7001
    @truthseeker7001 2 роки тому +2

    A: Knock, Knock
    Jimmy Carr: Who's there?
    A: The Taxman
    Jimmy Carr: 😴😴😴

  • @jacobhope6164
    @jacobhope6164 2 роки тому

    Brilliant!

  • @tedspens
    @tedspens 2 роки тому +11

    I'd be honored to be insulted by The Great #JimmyCarr

  • @TheJcjames1987
    @TheJcjames1987 2 роки тому

    Cheers Jim 👍

  • @solidale21
    @solidale21 2 роки тому

    I would love to have you come to the US again!

  • @jcmurr2669
    @jcmurr2669 2 роки тому

    Omg! "big wheels and juice boxes"! Im still lauging

  • @reallystraightguy2716
    @reallystraightguy2716 2 роки тому

    4:07 I love the sleeping lass in the bottom right. How exactly do you doze off during a Jimmy Carr show?

    • @martynchannel2983
      @martynchannel2983 2 роки тому

      Omg thats insane. He should of woke her up an heckled her.

  • @t_rex8767
    @t_rex8767 2 роки тому +1

    damn wish i was witty as a comedian, seems like a fun job

  • @nathanbartolo8650
    @nathanbartolo8650 2 роки тому +5

    so naturally funny, he doesn't need to try. This Lego man looking guy 👦 Makes me piss my self laughing so much.

  • @user-PK-23
    @user-PK-23 2 роки тому

    @ 4:06 is she sleeping 🤣🤣🤣

  • @whocoulditbe1090
    @whocoulditbe1090 2 місяці тому

    3:25 "You should see my wife ... she's in hospice" would be even more wrong/funnier

  • @mynameisPEEHS
    @mynameisPEEHS 2 роки тому +4

    Noiiice

  • @rainerwahnsinn3265
    @rainerwahnsinn3265 2 роки тому

    I already know them. Just here to like and leave a comment.

  • @scarletbegonias2359
    @scarletbegonias2359 2 роки тому

    I love it

  • @GOPLOPLOPLPO
    @GOPLOPLOPLPO 2 роки тому

    The ads on your videos are exclusively alcohol ads and I'm all for it

  • @TheGuiltsOfUs
    @TheGuiltsOfUs 2 роки тому

    Madness!
    :D

  • @coles_recovery
    @coles_recovery 2 роки тому +2

    jimmy we decide if they are your best jokes , it should say some of my favourite jokes. oh fyi i am a fan not a troll !!! i find you fascinating

  • @Jaystarzgaming
    @Jaystarzgaming 2 роки тому +4

    There is only a Jimmy Carr and where is the Jimmy Truck?

    • @kobrowsky
      @kobrowsky 2 роки тому

      And also a Jimminy Tractor.

  • @channelname8623
    @channelname8623 2 роки тому

    16:30 xD loved it