I only intended to catch a few jokes to lighten the night but Jimmy Carr is seriously addictive. The man is a comedy legend. It's his face that should be on the mask.😂
Jimmy is my favorite kind of comic. He isn't just a shock comic he does it with a level of class that I don't see any where else. Kind of reminds me of the things I liked about George Carlin but completely a political
Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from UA-cam? Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me? No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.
Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from UA-cam? Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me? No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.
@@jondon3182 I feel I need to make it clear to you, that was a joke, there is some truth to it, that's part of what makes it funny. Do you need me to further deconstruct why it's funny? You seem to need the assistance. Or maybe you just want some attention, but don't have a sense of humor, so impotent rage is all you can resort to as women won't screw you despite your massive...wallet. And just to nip that in the bud... I make a lot more than £40k, govt contract work is pretty well paid in my sector.
everytime i come back to the video I found the thumbnail to be so incredibly marvelous, I've been chuckling to it dozens of times solid, slowly trickling over the course of a few weeks, enjoying it bit by bit...
My dad used to tell me a story of when my mum pulled that. Let me out of the car here. Let her out about a mile from home. She got home, make up running, freezing to the bone. He's in bed. Scotsmen what can you do
It doesn't matter how many times I hear some of these jokes, I will never not laugh. I managed to get tickets to see you on 13 February here in Canberra, Australia. Thanks for putting on the second show! I can not wait...
This is interesting to see what Jimmy thinks are his best jokes over the ones that weren't chosen. A good insight into someone who tells jokes for a living. *edit* I once picked up a girl at a club and we went back to her place to bed. We were kissing and I was getting stubble rash from her face. Oh well, in for a penny.
He's got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes He's got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose He's got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum.
I only intended to catch a few jokes to lighten the night but Jimmy Carr is seriously addictive. The man is a comedy legend. It's his face that should be on the mask.😂
I know right?
Ditto. I ended up watching the full hour. Hey, there could be worst addictions.
I can agree wth the last sentence, I didnt watch a second of the video but the picture of hes face was enough for me to click & comment here.
Jimmy is my favorite kind of comic. He isn't just a shock comic he does it with a level of class that I don't see any where else.
Kind of reminds me of the things I liked about George Carlin but completely a political
This needs to be released as an audio podcast. Listening to this at night with eyes closed is just awesomely funny.
It’s all as albums on Spotify.
Brilliant comedian.Tells cleverly crafted jokes that are just that...jokes.
Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from UA-cam?
Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me?
No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.
unless your vicky🤣
@@Cola.Cube. xD
it is brilliant. Thanks to top gear i was introduced to this man
@@AsherSkylark Top gear is also brilliant!
Why is this man my comfort comedian
That encapsulates it well
You're overstressed
Listen to The Ricky Gervais Show podcasts after listening to the XFM radio shows. Those are also quite comforting.
Probably because your gay.
read his book xx
Jimmy, you are a Legend. Never change man
Certainly his own league.
He changed many men 😶
The thumbnail looks like he changed his face…
The irony
"... but I'm the other black comic. I haven't been on yet." 😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wish Jimmy wrote sketches. I'd like to see some of his ideas.
Can I just say, 10 out of 10 for sir Stephen Hawkins. A broken body but a heart and soul that more than makes up for it. God bless you sir.
rest in peace Stephen Hawking
8 out of 10...
@@robyourtime cats?
Stevie Hawkins? 🙄
@@movement2contact Harris I meant.
"My mum died of cancer"
"...but it was funnier than this"
That was gold
The best heckle ever.
we watched the video
@@themrpantsman1757 blind people certainly didn't watch it. They heard it though
That man was a professional heckler, lol
Comedy craftsmanship. Thank you Jimmy.
Absolutely brilliant as always.
Can't wait to see you live when you tour Down Under next year!
Do you really find "JOKES" about sexually abused kids amusing???? You are as warped as he is. You are a disgrace.
@@THEJR-of5tf that's not what he meant by "touring down under"
The gray hound dress killed me. We called them duck dresses. You could almost see the quack.
Amazing that the Stephen Hawking letter was actually real and from it came a great friendship.
This man needs a Knighthood for services to Comedy. Living legend 🤘🏻
Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from UA-cam?
Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me?
No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.
I think he's evaded enough tax to be elligible.
@@MrGrifft of course you'd say that when you only pay 10k a year tax on a low wage with no choice but to pay the tax anyway. How noble of you
@@jondon3182 I feel I need to make it clear to you, that was a joke, there is some truth to it, that's part of what makes it funny.
Do you need me to further deconstruct why it's funny? You seem to need the assistance.
Or maybe you just want some attention, but don't have a sense of humor, so impotent rage is all you can resort to as women won't screw you despite your massive...wallet.
And just to nip that in the bud... I make a lot more than £40k, govt contract work is pretty well paid in my sector.
@@MrGrifft Good on him. Evading tax is every man's right as a property holder. 😎
Bravo sir.. this made my night thank ya
He is so awesome and he looks like a live manikin, just can't get enough of him.
everytime i come back to the video I found the thumbnail to be so incredibly marvelous, I've been chuckling to it dozens of times solid, slowly trickling over the course of a few weeks, enjoying it bit by bit...
Yup I watch Jimmy to fall asleep to every night 😁
Me too 😴💤
My dad used to tell me a story of when my mum pulled that. Let me out of the car here. Let her out about a mile from home. She got home, make up running, freezing to the bone. He's in bed. Scotsmen what can you do
Huh....? 🤔
"Swimming good for you especially when drowning", no no, he's got a point
Yeah, you don't die😆😂🤣🤣👌👍😎
You watched the first 10 seconds of this video and commented lol....like bruh
@@danieln9226his jokes actually get better!🎉😂❤
@Daniel N my thoughts too🤣. Why are people so desperate for YT likes, just enjoy the hour long video lol
Well done, you got the joke. And your attention you so desperately need, especially after your dad left.
This was fantastic, I have every live but it’s great to have a long compilation of them all 😁😁👍👍
😅😅😅😅
😢
Looking forward to having this man down in Southland, New Zealand next year!
Why is he so good. He must be the best. His DVD’s are so good
You haven't seen his floppies yet...
@@movement2contact I already have mate haha
@@jamesdeegan211 🤭
It doesn't matter how many times I hear some of these jokes, I will never not laugh. I managed to get tickets to see you on 13 February here in Canberra, Australia. Thanks for putting on the second show! I can not wait...
It was worth to learn English. Thank you Jimmy for your humour. :-)
help. what is meaning fufu
@@Mooza1 fufu = female baby engine
Jesus, he is hilarious, I’ve been religiously watching these shows for a while, and this is my kind of humour.
Jimmy is the best man of comedy
06:57 That woman's reaction 🤣
I only skimmed this video, -then ended up watching the whole thing. Twice! You're FAF!
4:50 what a FANTASTIC joke
The transition at 46:14 caught me off guard XD
You're the best, Jimmy, the absolute best....
This guy is so funny.
It’s quite fun to watch these straight faced.
@jimmycarr is a treasure to the universe.
u and dave chapple are the last breed of comedian to say whatever they want and not be afraid , i like you man.
Jimmy Carr is brutal, but absolutely hilarious
After watching this for awhile I was laughing like Jimmy 😂
love you Jimmy,cant wait to see you in NZ 2023
Thanks buddy!
Thank you for the upload from Mississippi, USA!
A whole hour Jimmy. Your spoiling us.
Tragically these really are his best jokes.
😂😆😆😆
In my opinion it goes like this. Dave, Jim, you and Bill
No Louis?
Congrats on getting together an hour of your best jokes Jimmy. That must have been hard. 😉
Too many choices or too few?
"Blond lady" Vicky will never get old!
This man is a legend
Well that was excellent Jimmy.
This is just what I need right now
Lov jimmy carr jokes
This is interesting to see what Jimmy thinks are his best jokes over the ones that weren't chosen. A good insight into someone who tells jokes for a living.
*edit* I once picked up a girl at a club and we went back to her place to bed. We were kissing and I was getting stubble rash from her face. Oh well, in for a penny.
Just bought tickets to see your show in halifax! Cant wait!
Wow, I whole hour of Frankie Boyle's jokes! :D
Jimmy Carr, Louis CK, and Neal Brennan would be epic in a room just talking
Jimmy Carr looks like the love child of Dracula and the Easter bunny.
Your photo is not that flattering!
@@MichaelKingsfordGray But he probably didn't pay for that face...
He's got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes
He's got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose
He's got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums
And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum.
Vampires fucking mythical creatures? How do you know my fetishes??
Agreed
Bloody brilliant. As always!!🤣🤣🤣😍😎
Omg! "big wheels and juice boxes"! Im still lauging
Thanks Jimmy!
Love this guy!
What I needed today, thank you
Its amazing the most replayed bit is the last 60 seconds haha
Jimmy master class
Great comedian Jimmy
Jimmy will always be my favourite comedian, Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle are a close 2nd and 3rd.
Bill Burr at 4th..
Dave chappelle yes half baked.
Jimmy, Katt Williams, Chris Porter, Jeff ross
Sean lock
gotta love gaffigan, joey diaz, maniscalco
Jimmy a legend all day every day
Great stuff
The funniest guy on UA-cam, no doubt!
Can't wait to see him in Manchester next month
I want to send a letter to Jimmy to ask him to come over to play because I too have an obnoxious laugh.
This is hilarious!
Legend. Thumbs up.
you are ruining my evening❤❤❤❤devastating😂
Jimmy! Your the Master !
Thanks so much for posting! made my day
Hope ppl don't get offended by these words love a bit of Jimmy's comedy 🤣🤣
Jonny is just an absolute legend. Anyone trying to cancel this guy should have their head checked
Jimmy…
@@seacat754 it's Jimmy of course, it's a typo which I am too lazy to correct
We have tickets to see Jimmy in Auckland NZ in a few weeks, it’s gonna be awesome
Jimmy the King
damn wish i was witty as a comedian, seems like a fun job
I would love to have you come to the US again!
This is epic.
This is great
3:25 "You should see my wife ... she's in hospice" would be even more wrong/funnier
A: Knock, Knock
Jimmy Carr: Who's there?
A: The Taxman
Jimmy Carr: 😴😴😴
so naturally funny, he doesn't need to try. This Lego man looking guy 👦 Makes me piss my self laughing so much.
You can get treatment for that.
Brilliant!
Jimmy has hired a floor Marshall.
Hecklers
There is only a Jimmy Carr and where is the Jimmy Truck?
And also a Jimminy Tractor.
He reminds me of the taxi robot from total recall
I already know them. Just here to like and leave a comment.
I'd be honored to be insulted by The Great #JimmyCarr
Great vid
The ads on your videos are exclusively alcohol ads and I'm all for it
Honestly his tattoo ideas are really tempting, maybe as a hena tattoo before going to the beach and being arrested for public indecency.
I don't know how you get money from it either, Jimmy. If I could turn my dirty jokes from year 7 into a career, I'd be stunned. Fair play to you.
Gunna be in the audience when you come to Halifax NS. Lookin forward to being insulted. Thanks Jimmy
I f I didn’t speak English, your cantor would still have me in stitches!
wholesome ending
Cheers Jim 👍
An hour of his best jokes,, somebody's having a laugh.