A Whole HOUR Of My Best Jokes | Jimmy Carr

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2022
  • Here is a WHOLE HOUR of Jimmy's best jokes taken from the following stand-up specials.
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  • @susannemcallister
    @susannemcallister Рік тому +403

    I only intended to catch a few jokes to lighten the night but Jimmy Carr is seriously addictive. The man is a comedy legend. It's his face that should be on the mask.😂

    • @CanuckTony
      @CanuckTony Рік тому +5

      I know right?

    • @michaelmisanthrope
      @michaelmisanthrope Рік тому +3

      Ditto. I ended up watching the full hour. Hey, there could be worst addictions.

    • @thetruthyoucantfight212
      @thetruthyoucantfight212 Рік тому +2

      I can agree wth the last sentence, I didnt watch a second of the video but the picture of hes face was enough for me to click & comment here.

    • @jerryb216
      @jerryb216 Рік тому +2

      Jimmy is my favorite kind of comic. He isn't just a shock comic he does it with a level of class that I don't see any where else.
      Kind of reminds me of the things I liked about George Carlin but completely a political

    • @nopefranks1154
      @nopefranks1154 Рік тому +4

      ​@@jerryb216 yes Jimmy looks posh but then his mouth starts moving.

  • @jojimbousagi5903
    @jojimbousagi5903 Рік тому +59

    "... but I'm the other black comic. I haven't been on yet." 😭

  • @gregthompson3785
    @gregthompson3785 Рік тому +271

    Brilliant comedian.Tells cleverly crafted jokes that are just that...jokes.

    • @ShannonJacobs0
      @ShannonJacobs0 Рік тому

      Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from UA-cam?
      Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me?
      No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.

    • @D-C1
      @D-C1 Рік тому +4

      unless your vicky🤣

    • @arcangle7444
      @arcangle7444 Рік тому

      @@D-C1 xD

    • @AsherSkylark
      @AsherSkylark Рік тому

      it is brilliant. Thanks to top gear i was introduced to this man

    • @gregthompson3785
      @gregthompson3785 Рік тому

      @@AsherSkylark Top gear is also brilliant!

  • @thebritishbushman8389
    @thebritishbushman8389 9 місяців тому +14

    This needs to be released as an audio podcast. Listening to this at night with eyes closed is just awesomely funny.

    • @ZippyG
      @ZippyG 3 місяці тому

      It’s all as albums on Spotify.

  • @myarmsrgone
    @myarmsrgone Рік тому +167

    "My mum died of cancer"
    "...but it was funnier than this"
    That was gold

    • @charlidog2
      @charlidog2 Рік тому +6

      The best heckle ever.

    • @themrpantsman1757
      @themrpantsman1757 Рік тому +2

      we watched the video

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone Рік тому +6

      @@themrpantsman1757 blind people certainly didn't watch it. They heard it though

  • @JG-vh1xc
    @JG-vh1xc Рік тому +233

    Why is this man my comfort comedian

  • @jasonrahm9489
    @jasonrahm9489 Рік тому +241

    Jimmy, you are a Legend. Never change man

    • @Kyanzes
      @Kyanzes Рік тому +8

      Certainly his own league.

    • @movement2contact
      @movement2contact Рік тому +2

      He changed many men 😶

    • @darkside5452
      @darkside5452 Рік тому +1

      The thumbnail looks like he changed his face…

    • @allindbz
      @allindbz 11 місяців тому

      The irony

  • @carljansen3118
    @carljansen3118 Рік тому +151

    This man needs a Knighthood for services to Comedy. Living legend 🤘🏻

    • @ShannonJacobs0
      @ShannonJacobs0 Рік тому

      Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from UA-cam?
      Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me?
      No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.

    • @MrGrifft
      @MrGrifft Рік тому +17

      I think he's evaded enough tax to be elligible.

    • @jondon3182
      @jondon3182 Рік тому +1

      @@MrGrifft of course you'd say that when you only pay 10k a year tax on a low wage with no choice but to pay the tax anyway. How noble of you

    • @MrGrifft
      @MrGrifft Рік тому

      ​@@jondon3182 I feel I need to make it clear to you, that was a joke, there is some truth to it, that's part of what makes it funny.
      Do you need me to further deconstruct why it's funny? You seem to need the assistance.
      Or maybe you just want some attention, but don't have a sense of humor, so impotent rage is all you can resort to as women won't screw you despite your massive...wallet.
      And just to nip that in the bud... I make a lot more than £40k, govt contract work is pretty well paid in my sector.

    • @letters_from_paradise
      @letters_from_paradise Рік тому +1

      @@MrGrifft Good on him. Evading tax is every man's right as a property holder. 😎

  • @paulkielty8385
    @paulkielty8385 Рік тому +52

    Amazing that the Stephen Hawking letter was actually real and from it came a great friendship.

  • @HWPcville
    @HWPcville Рік тому +25

    The gray hound dress killed me. We called them duck dresses. You could almost see the quack.

  • @timfronimos459
    @timfronimos459 Рік тому +17

    Comedy craftsmanship. Thank you Jimmy.

  • @direwolfen
    @direwolfen Рік тому +12

    Bravo sir.. this made my night thank ya

  • @spridle
    @spridle Рік тому +53

    I wish Jimmy wrote sketches. I'd like to see some of his ideas.

  • @samueledwards9877
    @samueledwards9877 Рік тому +24

    Absolutely brilliant as always.
    Can't wait to see you live when you tour Down Under next year!

    • @THEJR-of5tf
      @THEJR-of5tf Рік тому

      Do you really find "JOKES" about sexually abused kids amusing???? You are as warped as he is. You are a disgrace.

    • @tomemery7890
      @tomemery7890 Рік тому

      @@THEJR-of5tf that's not what he meant by "touring down under"

  • @jockmcque3018
    @jockmcque3018 Рік тому +33

    My dad used to tell me a story of when my mum pulled that. Let me out of the car here. Let her out about a mile from home. She got home, make up running, freezing to the bone. He's in bed. Scotsmen what can you do

  • @frankobarressi7919
    @frankobarressi7919 Рік тому +92

    Can I just say, 10 out of 10 for sir Stephen Hawkins. A broken body but a heart and soul that more than makes up for it. God bless you sir.

  • @josephsalmonte4995
    @josephsalmonte4995 Рік тому +9

    06:57 That woman's reaction 🤣

  • @goldenpony822
    @goldenpony822 Рік тому +3

    everytime i come back to the video I found the thumbnail to be so incredibly marvelous, I've been chuckling to it dozens of times solid, slowly trickling over the course of a few weeks, enjoying it bit by bit...

  • @kay-dc8495
    @kay-dc8495 Рік тому +187

    "Swimming good for you especially when drowning", no no, he's got a point

    • @raginghippo4638
      @raginghippo4638 Рік тому +10

      Yeah, you don't die😆😂🤣🤣👌👍😎

    • @danieln9226
      @danieln9226 Рік тому +9

      You watched the first 10 seconds of this video and commented lol....like bruh

    • @picilocarnal
      @picilocarnal Рік тому +1

      @@danieln9226his jokes actually get better!🎉😂❤

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid Рік тому +3

      @Daniel N my thoughts too🤣. Why are people so desperate for YT likes, just enjoy the hour long video lol

    • @komiismywaifu7616
      @komiismywaifu7616 Рік тому

      Well done, you got the joke. And your attention you so desperately need, especially after your dad left.

  • @annakonda386
    @annakonda386 Рік тому +20

    He is so awesome and he looks like a live manikin, just can't get enough of him.

  • @michaelcooney7687
    @michaelcooney7687 Рік тому +2

    Bloody brilliant. As always!!🤣🤣🤣😍😎

  • @oldjcb
    @oldjcb Рік тому +19

    Yup I watch Jimmy to fall asleep to every night 😁

  • @gearjammer9328
    @gearjammer9328 Рік тому

    Thanks so much for posting! made my day

  • @leviapplepie
    @leviapplepie Рік тому +2

    Looking forward to having this man down in Southland, New Zealand next year!

  • @officialcoachdanny
    @officialcoachdanny Рік тому +21

    This was fantastic, I have every live but it’s great to have a long compilation of them all 😁😁👍👍

  • @bflmpsvz870
    @bflmpsvz870 Рік тому +20

    It was worth to learn English. Thank you Jimmy for your humour. :-)

  • @LadyMelmo.
    @LadyMelmo. Рік тому +39

    It doesn't matter how many times I hear some of these jokes, I will never not laugh. I managed to get tickets to see you on 13 February here in Canberra, Australia. Thanks for putting on the second show! I can not wait...

  • @troyyoung3087
    @troyyoung3087 Рік тому +1

    love you Jimmy,cant wait to see you in NZ 2023

  • @homenhungry4987
    @homenhungry4987 Рік тому +6

    You're the best, Jimmy, the absolute best....

  • @carrigancooper9562
    @carrigancooper9562 Рік тому +6

    Jimmy is the best man of comedy

  • @zahramahamed6291
    @zahramahamed6291 Рік тому +129

    Jimmy Carr looks like the love child of Dracula and the Easter bunny.

    • @MichaelKingsfordGray
      @MichaelKingsfordGray Рік тому +3

      Your photo is not that flattering!

    • @CONEHEADDK
      @CONEHEADDK Рік тому +3

      @@MichaelKingsfordGray But he probably didn't pay for that face...

    • @travisash8180
      @travisash8180 Рік тому +1

      He's got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes
      He's got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose
      He's got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums
      And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum.

    • @earlgrey2130
      @earlgrey2130 Рік тому

      Vampires fucking mythical creatures? How do you know my fetishes??

    • @mr.jazzbodkelsey58
      @mr.jazzbodkelsey58 Рік тому

      Agreed

  • @UnfixableDad
    @UnfixableDad Рік тому

    @jimmycarr is a treasure to the universe.

  • @zzrhardy
    @zzrhardy Рік тому +10

    Congrats on getting together an hour of your best jokes Jimmy. That must have been hard. 😉

  • @That_Crazy_MetalHead
    @That_Crazy_MetalHead Рік тому +37

    After watching this for awhile I was laughing like Jimmy 😂

  • @mauricepageau5392
    @mauricepageau5392 Рік тому +1

    Jimmy! Your the Master !

  • @salvie4oe
    @salvie4oe Рік тому +1

    Jimmy a legend all day every day

  • @JervisGermane
    @JervisGermane Рік тому +2

    Thank you for the upload from Mississippi, USA!

  • @smithyengs
    @smithyengs Рік тому

    A whole hour Jimmy. Your spoiling us.

  • @drivingparadox
    @drivingparadox Рік тому

    What I needed today, thank you

  • @palashbhaumik4050
    @palashbhaumik4050 Рік тому +6

    The transition at 46:14 caught me off guard XD

  • @dancarson9982
    @dancarson9982 Рік тому

    Love this guy!

  • @SnakeManH155
    @SnakeManH155 Рік тому +6

    Jesus, he is hilarious, I’ve been religiously watching these shows for a while, and this is my kind of humour.

  • @dominicr1173
    @dominicr1173 Рік тому

    Its amazing the most replayed bit is the last 60 seconds haha

  • @hermi1-kenobi455
    @hermi1-kenobi455 10 місяців тому

    It’s quite fun to watch these straight faced.

  • @jamesdeegan211
    @jamesdeegan211 Рік тому +6

    Why is he so good. He must be the best. His DVD’s are so good

  • @slowraceultra
    @slowraceultra Рік тому +1

    Legend. Thumbs up.

  • @joelb2297
    @joelb2297 Рік тому

    I only skimmed this video, -then ended up watching the whole thing. Twice! You're FAF!

  • @RyzezCanadian
    @RyzezCanadian Рік тому +2

    Can't wait to see you in Moncton in May!

  • @erinbuzzetti6359
    @erinbuzzetti6359 Рік тому +2

    This is hilarious!

  • @granthoughton769
    @granthoughton769 Рік тому +1

    "Blond lady" Vicky will never get old!

  • @rad4924
    @rad4924 Рік тому +3

    This is just what I need right now

  • @christinlane6928
    @christinlane6928 Рік тому +1

    Just bought tickets to see your show in halifax! Cant wait!

  • @jcmurr2669
    @jcmurr2669 Рік тому

    Omg! "big wheels and juice boxes"! Im still lauging

  • @fozzsr
    @fozzsr Рік тому +3

    Thanks buddy!

  • @channelname8623
    @channelname8623 Рік тому

    16:30 xD loved it

  • @chrisP_wheats_and_raisins
    @chrisP_wheats_and_raisins Рік тому +2

    In my opinion it goes like this. Dave, Jim, you and Bill

  • @mikelheron20
    @mikelheron20 Рік тому +38

    Tragically these really are his best jokes.

  • @solidale21
    @solidale21 Рік тому

    I would love to have you come to the US again!

  • @rebeccafishmakeup7038
    @rebeccafishmakeup7038 Рік тому +2

    Can't wait to see him in Manchester next month

  • @ctakitimu
    @ctakitimu Рік тому +4

    This is interesting to see what Jimmy thinks are his best jokes over the ones that weren't chosen. A good insight into someone who tells jokes for a living.
    *edit* I once picked up a girl at a club and we went back to her place to bed. We were kissing and I was getting stubble rash from her face. Oh well, in for a penny.

  • @1970sSupertramp
    @1970sSupertramp Рік тому +9

    Well that was excellent Jimmy.

  • @itaiitai8960
    @itaiitai8960 11 місяців тому

    u and dave chapple are the last breed of comedian to say whatever they want and not be afraid , i like you man.

  • @jordan3rdd193
    @jordan3rdd193 4 місяці тому

    This man is a legend

  • @digichalk
    @digichalk Рік тому

    Thanks Jimmy!

  • @jamesheath7601
    @jamesheath7601 Рік тому +3

    Great comedian Jimmy

  • @klaytonargue
    @klaytonargue Рік тому +1

    Great stuff

  • @TheJcjames1987
    @TheJcjames1987 Рік тому

    Cheers Jim 👍

  • @HAVITOOSH
    @HAVITOOSH Рік тому +3

    This is epic.

  • @swguygardner
    @swguygardner Рік тому +3

    Wow, I whole hour of Frankie Boyle's jokes! :D

  • @TrickStxRz
    @TrickStxRz Рік тому +1

    Cant wait until you upload some bits of your new show

  • @TheGuiltsOfUs
    @TheGuiltsOfUs Рік тому

    Madness!
    :D

  • @mikeblalock4116
    @mikeblalock4116 Рік тому +1

    This is great

  • @Blackdeathteal
    @Blackdeathteal Рік тому +6

    Jimmy master class

  • @jamesc.steenbergenii6969
    @jamesc.steenbergenii6969 12 днів тому

    Jimmy Carr is brutal, but absolutely hilarious

  • @jacobhope6164
    @jacobhope6164 Рік тому

    Brilliant!

  • @nineteen8486
    @nineteen8486 Рік тому +1

    Great vid

  • @user-PK-23
    @user-PK-23 Рік тому

    @ 4:06 is she sleeping 🤣🤣🤣

  • @micstonemic696stone
    @micstonemic696stone Рік тому

    I actually see the variety bus in my home town
    I had a little laugh to myself remembering your routine.
    I really wish that charity well.

  • @maureenwagg5305
    @maureenwagg5305 Рік тому +1

    Ha ha haaaaah. Fave laugh ever.

  • @truthseeker7001
    @truthseeker7001 Рік тому +2

    A: Knock, Knock
    Jimmy Carr: Who's there?
    A: The Taxman
    Jimmy Carr: 😴😴😴

  • @notPeanut
    @notPeanut Рік тому

    We have tickets to see Jimmy in Auckland NZ in a few weeks, it’s gonna be awesome

  • @joeking1584
    @joeking1584 Рік тому +2

    Stephen Hawking's version of
    "go fly a kite"

  • @mynameisPEEHS
    @mynameisPEEHS Рік тому +4

    Noiiice

  • @jojohehe3251
    @jojohehe3251 Рік тому +9

    I don't know how you get money from it either, Jimmy. If I could turn my dirty jokes from year 7 into a career, I'd be stunned. Fair play to you.

  • @eternyti
    @eternyti Рік тому +4

    I want to send a letter to Jimmy to ask him to come over to play because I too have an obnoxious laugh.

  • @kristinabelievesinfairies
    @kristinabelievesinfairies Рік тому +1

    Haha caravan holidays 😂 We're so poor now my youngest has only ever known a tent 😂

  • @lamf4846
    @lamf4846 Рік тому +3

    Next up, a whole hour about his cosmetic procedures.

  • @Mossyz.
    @Mossyz. Рік тому

    Jimmy the King

  • @alwilldo
    @alwilldo Рік тому

    Da iawn Jimmy!👍

  • @georgefraser7143
    @georgefraser7143 Рік тому +2

    An hour of his best jokes,, somebody's having a laugh.

  • @scarletbegonias2359
    @scarletbegonias2359 Рік тому

    I love it

  • @t_rex8767
    @t_rex8767 Рік тому +1

    damn wish i was witty as a comedian, seems like a fun job

  • @erinbuzzetti6359
    @erinbuzzetti6359 Рік тому

    I f I didn’t speak English, your cantor would still have me in stitches!

  • @cllibutti8711
    @cllibutti8711 11 місяців тому

  • @joeking1584
    @joeking1584 Рік тому

    Instead of "may contain nuts" id rather
    "Contains nuts. May contain milk"

  • @AdzzieMac
    @AdzzieMac Рік тому +4

    Jimmy will always be my favourite comedian, Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle are a close 2nd and 3rd.
    Bill Burr at 4th..

  • @reallystraightguy2716
    @reallystraightguy2716 Рік тому

    4:07 I love the sleeping lass in the bottom right. How exactly do you doze off during a Jimmy Carr show?

    • @martynchannel2983
      @martynchannel2983 Рік тому

      Omg thats insane. He should of woke her up an heckled her.

  • @AlexTheGuac
    @AlexTheGuac 11 місяців тому +2

    I wonder how Vikki is doing.

  • @ShaneDubDj
    @ShaneDubDj Рік тому +3

    He reminds me of the taxi robot from total recall

  • @mattmason4700
    @mattmason4700 Рік тому +11

    Hope ppl don't get offended by these words love a bit of Jimmy's comedy 🤣🤣