A Whole HOUR Of My Best Jokes | Jimmy Carr
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- Опубліковано 22 лис 2022
- Here is a WHOLE HOUR of Jimmy's best jokes taken from the following stand-up specials.
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I only intended to catch a few jokes to lighten the night but Jimmy Carr is seriously addictive. The man is a comedy legend. It's his face that should be on the mask.😂
I know right?
Ditto. I ended up watching the full hour. Hey, there could be worst addictions.
I can agree wth the last sentence, I didnt watch a second of the video but the picture of hes face was enough for me to click & comment here.
Jimmy is my favorite kind of comic. He isn't just a shock comic he does it with a level of class that I don't see any where else.
Kind of reminds me of the things I liked about George Carlin but completely a political
@@jerryb216 yes Jimmy looks posh but then his mouth starts moving.
"... but I'm the other black comic. I haven't been on yet." 😭
Brilliant comedian.Tells cleverly crafted jokes that are just that...jokes.
Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from UA-cam?
Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me?
No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.
unless your vicky🤣
@@D-C1 xD
it is brilliant. Thanks to top gear i was introduced to this man
@@AsherSkylark Top gear is also brilliant!
This needs to be released as an audio podcast. Listening to this at night with eyes closed is just awesomely funny.
It’s all as albums on Spotify.
"My mum died of cancer"
"...but it was funnier than this"
That was gold
The best heckle ever.
we watched the video
@@themrpantsman1757 blind people certainly didn't watch it. They heard it though
Why is this man my comfort comedian
That encapsulates it well
You're overstressed
Listen to The Ricky Gervais Show podcasts after listening to the XFM radio shows. Those are also quite comforting.
Probably because your gay.
read his book xx
Jimmy, you are a Legend. Never change man
Certainly his own league.
He changed many men 😶
The thumbnail looks like he changed his face…
The irony
This man needs a Knighthood for services to Comedy. Living legend 🤘🏻
Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from UA-cam?
Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me?
No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.
I think he's evaded enough tax to be elligible.
@@MrGrifft of course you'd say that when you only pay 10k a year tax on a low wage with no choice but to pay the tax anyway. How noble of you
@@jondon3182 I feel I need to make it clear to you, that was a joke, there is some truth to it, that's part of what makes it funny.
Do you need me to further deconstruct why it's funny? You seem to need the assistance.
Or maybe you just want some attention, but don't have a sense of humor, so impotent rage is all you can resort to as women won't screw you despite your massive...wallet.
And just to nip that in the bud... I make a lot more than £40k, govt contract work is pretty well paid in my sector.
@@MrGrifft Good on him. Evading tax is every man's right as a property holder. 😎
Amazing that the Stephen Hawking letter was actually real and from it came a great friendship.
The gray hound dress killed me. We called them duck dresses. You could almost see the quack.
Comedy craftsmanship. Thank you Jimmy.
Bravo sir.. this made my night thank ya
I wish Jimmy wrote sketches. I'd like to see some of his ideas.
Absolutely brilliant as always.
Can't wait to see you live when you tour Down Under next year!
Do you really find "JOKES" about sexually abused kids amusing???? You are as warped as he is. You are a disgrace.
@@THEJR-of5tf that's not what he meant by "touring down under"
My dad used to tell me a story of when my mum pulled that. Let me out of the car here. Let her out about a mile from home. She got home, make up running, freezing to the bone. He's in bed. Scotsmen what can you do
Huh....? 🤔
Can I just say, 10 out of 10 for sir Stephen Hawkins. A broken body but a heart and soul that more than makes up for it. God bless you sir.
rest in peace Stephen Hawking
8 out of 10...
@@robyourtime cats?
Stevie Hawkins? 🙄
@@movement2contact Harris I meant.
06:57 That woman's reaction 🤣
everytime i come back to the video I found the thumbnail to be so incredibly marvelous, I've been chuckling to it dozens of times solid, slowly trickling over the course of a few weeks, enjoying it bit by bit...
"Swimming good for you especially when drowning", no no, he's got a point
Yeah, you don't die😆😂🤣🤣👌👍😎
You watched the first 10 seconds of this video and commented lol....like bruh
@@danieln9226his jokes actually get better!🎉😂❤
@Daniel N my thoughts too🤣. Why are people so desperate for YT likes, just enjoy the hour long video lol
Well done, you got the joke. And your attention you so desperately need, especially after your dad left.
He is so awesome and he looks like a live manikin, just can't get enough of him.
Bloody brilliant. As always!!🤣🤣🤣😍😎
Yup I watch Jimmy to fall asleep to every night 😁
Me too 😴💤
Thanks so much for posting! made my day
Looking forward to having this man down in Southland, New Zealand next year!
This was fantastic, I have every live but it’s great to have a long compilation of them all 😁😁👍👍
😅😅😅😅
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It was worth to learn English. Thank you Jimmy for your humour. :-)
It doesn't matter how many times I hear some of these jokes, I will never not laugh. I managed to get tickets to see you on 13 February here in Canberra, Australia. Thanks for putting on the second show! I can not wait...
love you Jimmy,cant wait to see you in NZ 2023
You're the best, Jimmy, the absolute best....
Jimmy is the best man of comedy
Jimmy Carr looks like the love child of Dracula and the Easter bunny.
Your photo is not that flattering!
@@MichaelKingsfordGray But he probably didn't pay for that face...
He's got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes
He's got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose
He's got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums
And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum.
Vampires fucking mythical creatures? How do you know my fetishes??
Agreed
@jimmycarr is a treasure to the universe.
Congrats on getting together an hour of your best jokes Jimmy. That must have been hard. 😉
Too many choices or too few?
After watching this for awhile I was laughing like Jimmy 😂
Jimmy! Your the Master !
Jimmy a legend all day every day
Thank you for the upload from Mississippi, USA!
A whole hour Jimmy. Your spoiling us.
What I needed today, thank you
The transition at 46:14 caught me off guard XD
Love this guy!
Jesus, he is hilarious, I’ve been religiously watching these shows for a while, and this is my kind of humour.
Its amazing the most replayed bit is the last 60 seconds haha
It’s quite fun to watch these straight faced.
Why is he so good. He must be the best. His DVD’s are so good
You haven't seen his floppies yet...
@@movement2contact I already have mate haha
@@jamesdeegan211 🤭
Legend. Thumbs up.
I only skimmed this video, -then ended up watching the whole thing. Twice! You're FAF!
Can't wait to see you in Moncton in May!
This is hilarious!
"Blond lady" Vicky will never get old!
This is just what I need right now
Just bought tickets to see your show in halifax! Cant wait!
Omg! "big wheels and juice boxes"! Im still lauging
Thanks buddy!
16:30 xD loved it
In my opinion it goes like this. Dave, Jim, you and Bill
No Louis?
Tragically these really are his best jokes.
😂😆😆😆
I would love to have you come to the US again!
Can't wait to see him in Manchester next month
This is interesting to see what Jimmy thinks are his best jokes over the ones that weren't chosen. A good insight into someone who tells jokes for a living.
*edit* I once picked up a girl at a club and we went back to her place to bed. We were kissing and I was getting stubble rash from her face. Oh well, in for a penny.
Well that was excellent Jimmy.
u and dave chapple are the last breed of comedian to say whatever they want and not be afraid , i like you man.
This man is a legend
Thanks Jimmy!
Great comedian Jimmy
Great stuff
Cheers Jim 👍
This is epic.
Wow, I whole hour of Frankie Boyle's jokes! :D
Cant wait until you upload some bits of your new show
Madness!
:D
This is great
Jimmy master class
Jimmy Carr is brutal, but absolutely hilarious
Brilliant!
Great vid
@ 4:06 is she sleeping 🤣🤣🤣
I actually see the variety bus in my home town
I had a little laugh to myself remembering your routine.
I really wish that charity well.
Ha ha haaaaah. Fave laugh ever.
A: Knock, Knock
Jimmy Carr: Who's there?
A: The Taxman
Jimmy Carr: 😴😴😴
We have tickets to see Jimmy in Auckland NZ in a few weeks, it’s gonna be awesome
Stephen Hawking's version of
"go fly a kite"
Noiiice
I don't know how you get money from it either, Jimmy. If I could turn my dirty jokes from year 7 into a career, I'd be stunned. Fair play to you.
I want to send a letter to Jimmy to ask him to come over to play because I too have an obnoxious laugh.
Haha caravan holidays 😂 We're so poor now my youngest has only ever known a tent 😂
Next up, a whole hour about his cosmetic procedures.
Jimmy the King
Da iawn Jimmy!👍
An hour of his best jokes,, somebody's having a laugh.
I love it
damn wish i was witty as a comedian, seems like a fun job
I f I didn’t speak English, your cantor would still have me in stitches!
❤
Instead of "may contain nuts" id rather
"Contains nuts. May contain milk"
Jimmy will always be my favourite comedian, Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle are a close 2nd and 3rd.
Bill Burr at 4th..
Dave chappelle yes half baked.
Jimmy, Katt Williams, Chris Porter, Jeff ross
Sean lock
4:07 I love the sleeping lass in the bottom right. How exactly do you doze off during a Jimmy Carr show?
Omg thats insane. He should of woke her up an heckled her.
I wonder how Vikki is doing.
He reminds me of the taxi robot from total recall
Hope ppl don't get offended by these words love a bit of Jimmy's comedy 🤣🤣