Walker is _way_ hotter than Kunis, but people can't help but trip over their lotion bottles to massage their meat to her. Neither one can really act all that well, IMO, so I share your wonderment.
I mean if we're talking action movie badasses, shouldn't Kurt Russel be somewhere on that list? Does the name *Soldier* ring any bells? I think that movie is right up the same alley as this one.
then he ruins it in Overboard with Goldie Hawn and its all downhill from there.. although i do love that Santa Clause movie he did (2018).. Its almost too hallmark-y for me but then they crush it with the singing in the jail cell with the druggies and hookers. lol
@@ronniejdio9411 to be fair in a fist fight ROCK Mogs them all but yeah I get what you say except for maybe lundgreen but again the ROCK is Samoan and Lundgreen is a VIKING so that will be interesting
I was hoping to hear that line from Dolph Lundgren in this review "You forgot to take your vitamins, SOLDIER." Oh well, had a good laugh with the Will Sasso bit from Mad TV.
i said it now and i said it before, frikkin killer editing work and speaking skills!!! both of you guys have more skill then justin beiber and one direction ever started a duet!
The thing that I don't think people understand about these reviews; it's not really shitting on the movie. Yeah you crack jokes and poke fun at things that no one saw when the movies came out. Thank you for keeping these movies alive
Always thought of the Universal Solders being more like Juicers than cyborgs. A juicer is a form of any sentient being enhanced by chemicals, providing the being with an augmented strength and endurance. 1. Excerpted from Rifts® RPG
(bows in worship) Thank you for clipping in the Guyver Suit scene. I would bet 3/4 of your viewers wouldn't have a clue about that series. So Bad It was Good.
To be honest the expendables series is the only series of movies as of late I have actually enjoyed and having met Van Damn and sparred with the super flexible freak he seems to only respect people who can put up a fight.
I'd say that Statham tries too hard to be a badass and ends up looking every time like an actor who plays a badass, Which is one of the most pathetic things you can see on screen.
YES! That or The Mechanic, not only because it is another bad ass (though not nearly as funny) Bronson movie, but also it will allow razorfist to do one of the things he does best, shit on things/people everyone likes, since the remake started Jason Stathem
Hey RazorFist can you please review Hesher for your next movie review. Although it's not a Hollywood action film from the 80's it's still pretty cool and different from all the other shit I've seen. Oh yeah, the main character, Hesher, is also loosely based off of Cliff Burton from Metallica. I think you should give it a look. It also has some kick ass, old school Metallica tunes in it.
Razorfist... I have another Vandam movie I would love to hear you pick apart. Damnit I forgot the name, its the one where the bad guys offer 10K to homless people to be big game for hunters. Vandam actually kicks alotta ass in that one. either that or Bloodsport would be entertaining.
There's one part where Dolph's character goes into a supermarket and kills off all the asians saying, "See, they're everywhere!"
Is he... wrong?
As a Belgian, I give you my thanks for bringing JCVD's true worth to light.
"...and Razorfist." That one split my sides. Thank you Razorfist, that made my day.
Why Ally Walker never had a career but for example Mila Kunis has is beyond me. She is marvellous.
She did great on Sons of Anarchy.
@@brucelombardo Was just about to type this. Agent Stahl, loved to hate that character, she was great in that show.
I liked her series Profiler
Walker is _way_ hotter than Kunis, but people can't help but trip over their lotion bottles to massage their meat to her. Neither one can really act all that well, IMO, so I share your wonderment.
Request: Rageaholic Cinema: Total Recall
I agree.
They Live review needs to happen.
We need this, definitely.
I mean if we're talking action movie badasses, shouldn't Kurt Russel be somewhere on that list? Does the name *Soldier* ring any bells? I think that movie is right up the same alley as this one.
CravenTHC Escape from New York and LA!
You've got a thing for Russell, I see.
then he ruins it in Overboard with Goldie Hawn and its all downhill from there.. although i do love that Santa Clause movie he did (2018).. Its almost too hallmark-y for me but then they crush it with the singing in the jail cell with the druggies and hookers. lol
Van Damme is still a legend. Van Dammage
Die Hard Month Needs To Happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Statham and the Rock are basically all we have that even touches action stars of yesteryear, that's kinda depressing.
This didn't age well. . .the rock is now full on Disney. Singing and all.
Both are weak asf
The Rock ruins every movie he is in. I hope you’ve gained some IQ points since then.
@@ronniejdio9411 to be fair in a fist fight ROCK Mogs them all but yeah I get what you say
except for maybe lundgreen but again the ROCK is Samoan and Lundgreen is a VIKING so that will be interesting
Over the top movie. And loved every second of it. 👌
I was hoping to hear that line from Dolph Lundgren in this review "You forgot to take your vitamins, SOLDIER."
Oh well, had a good laugh with the Will Sasso bit from Mad TV.
The cyborg explanation for Jay Z's career actually makes sense.
Cyborg sheeple
i said it now and i said it before, frikkin killer editing work and speaking skills!!! both of you guys have more skill then justin beiber and one direction ever started a duet!
the kool aid man on bath salts! oh yea!!!!!!!!!
I'm watching this in 2019 and the spoony joke almost made me choke to death.
The Crank series is the best think that has ever happened to action cinema.
The thing that I don't think people understand about these reviews; it's not really shitting on the movie. Yeah you crack jokes and poke fun at things that no one saw when the movies came out. Thank you for keeping these movies alive
🤣🤣🤣 omg, the Hulk Hogan music to the kickboxer dance scene...👌
That makes me laugh every time.
I’m so happy this is finally unrestricted
Dude, loved that Spoony joke you did there :D i audible laughed aloud
Meti is that you ?
i realize it's kinda off topic but do anyone know a good place to stream newly released tv shows online ?
@Sean Vance Flixportal :D
@Leo Amari Thank you, signed up and it seems like they got a lot of movies there :D I really appreciate it!!
@Sean Vance no problem :)
This show makes me feel ok to be a man who likes manly stuff. So I subbed
This movie looks like dumb fun...I do believe I will check it out sometime.
What do you think about the Sequels?
A Charles Bronson movie must be reviewed by the rageaholic
1:45 god-DAMN! Razorfist, I haven't laughed that hard in a while! Thank you Sir Fist, for that unexpected shotgun blast of hilarity.
Big Trouble In Little China
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All the Belgian references as a Belgian myself made me chuckle :) Great video ! I raise my Belgian beer for you Sir Razorfist !
The best thing about Universal Soldier, is your review of it.
Still waiting on the Die Hard, Robocop, and Leathal Weapon videos!
Lol
I love the references to pro wrestling. They bring me good memories about when pro wrestling was good.
Always thought of the Universal Solders being more like Juicers than cyborgs. A juicer is a form of any sentient being enhanced by chemicals, providing the being with an augmented strength and endurance. 1. Excerpted from Rifts® RPG
(bows in worship) Thank you for clipping in the Guyver Suit scene. I would bet 3/4 of your viewers wouldn't have a clue about that series. So Bad It was Good.
Adding in the Ultimate Warrior's theme was hilarious.
Nice. I was born and raised in Phoenix, and saw Alice Cooper when I worked at the Cine Capri theater -- the original location.
So wait, the 'cyborgs' need to stay on ice. But, they never are again after the bathroom scene where Jean-Claude's nads are redefining blue balled.
You have to get to reviewing those other movies on that wheel.... Die hard, mad max and they live specifically :DD
So any tips on how I can steal mass amounts of supplies from a warlord
Don't diss the reporter man, she's hot!
I think the 'What accent?' moment was a joke along the lines of 'What hump?'
Universal Soldier review: Most recent and definitely among the best of Razorfist.
Epic, epic stuff. The stuff of legends...
"I just want to eat."
UA-cam suggestions did me good this time, subbed up this was awesome
Busey's "Bulletproof" is in order.
No, Dropzone with Wesley Snipes and Gary Busey.
You have to cut Dolph a little bit of slack. After being forced to service Grace Jones 24/7 365 for a few decades would make any guy a bit loopy
A bloodsport review would be awesome :)
I'm new to the channel, love your movie reviews/commentary! Also what's with the hate for Statham? I like a lot of his stuff
No wonder the Brotherhood of Steel don't like technology merging with flesh.
Ah c'mon man Statham is cool
I love how your Intros are always unique.
Kool aid man on bath salts! best line ever
10:02 Van Damme would've lost if Jason David Frank was part of the restaurant staff.
To be honest the expendables series is the only series of movies as of late I have actually enjoyed and having met Van Damn and sparred with the super flexible freak he seems to only respect people who can put up a fight.
Good call. I always loved this movie. Especially the end fight. Do Cyborg !!
This vid just got...VAN-DAMAGED!
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Anyone?
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(cricket chirping)
I get it!
REEEEE
best birthday gift EVER!!!!
thank you Razorfist!
Pretty much any video opening with Iommi on guitar already kicks ass.
I'd say that Statham tries too hard to be a badass and ends up looking every time like an actor who plays a badass, Which is one of the most pathetic things you can see on screen.
I'm all Ears.
What did Jason Statham do to piss off Mr. Razorfist?
please review hard target
Yes.
Best Van Damme video review ever!
Roland Emmerich's best movie IMO.
@ 1:17, lol that's the same exact dance he used in Breakin'... There's No Stopping Us, one of his first movie appearances as an extra
The funny thing about this movie, is that it got 3 part 2s and two part 3s. Wrap that around your head.
Best Movie Reviews on UA-cam!
given Will Sasso I'd have to guess a MadTV sketch
YES! That or The Mechanic, not only because it is another bad ass (though not nearly as funny) Bronson movie, but also it will allow razorfist to do one of the things he does best, shit on things/people everyone likes, since the remake started Jason Stathem
And the original idea taken from a 2000AD comic series, I believe...?
I was needing that Fist pill.
God, I have work in the morn- ah fuck it I'll watch it anyways.
Wondering how she survived that explosion? 90's hair spray. It's serious business.
when's rage gonna rant about his favorite porno movies? seems he's seen enough with all the specific name references and bit splicing
Van Damme beating the shit out of Dolph Lungdren set to the Ultimate Warrior theme? FUCK, and YES!!
'JCVD' is movie redemption.
Razorfist is a Spoony cyborg confirmed
Razor, I would like to respectfully request Big Trouble in Little China as a Rageaholic Movie Review. Thank you in advance!
Im glad that razorfist finally reviewed a jcvd movie but I was hoping it'd be bloodsport
God I hope The Wheel of Zeal lands on They Live someday... Duke Nukem wouldn't be half the man he is if it weren't for the trail blazed by the Hot Rod
Damn when I tried watching this from the playlist it said it wasn't available.
Ah the nostalgia
I really want a Cyborg Ninja film.
Much appreciated sir. You kick ass.
Love this video, and I can understand if Razorfist isn't a car guy, but every time I hear "Chevy Bronco" I cringe.
Universal Soldier that is a game based on Turrican.
I knew there was a hint of hotness in agent Stahl in Sons of Anarchy. It was just 15 years earlier.
It's empty!!
Hey RazorFist can you please review Hesher for your next movie review. Although it's not a Hollywood action film from the 80's it's still pretty cool and different from all the other shit I've seen. Oh yeah, the main character, Hesher, is also loosely based off of Cliff Burton from Metallica. I think you should give it a look. It also has some kick ass, old school Metallica tunes in it.
You need to review " The Adventures of Ford Fairlane "
Pleased you got the State right, thanks from ND!
Doing a retrospective, love how Colin Moriarty pops up repeatedly in these from 7 years ago - and yet Colin has nothing now...
May I inquire why Hairspray is on the Wheel of Zeal?
This is really funny, I think you have something good with these reviews, I can't wait for the next review.
FINALLY! Another episode!
Time to do some Van Dammage 😏
To Aly Walker's backside? 😎
HaHa.
Woodchipper go brrrrrrrr.
Any chance for a highlander movie review?
Another awesome action movie review. Great work.
Razorfist... I have another Vandam movie I would love to hear you pick apart. Damnit I forgot the name, its the one where the bad guys offer 10K to homless people to be big game for hunters. Vandam actually kicks alotta ass in that one. either that or Bloodsport would be entertaining.
Universal Kickboxer
Universal TimeCop
@@seanwoods5943 "Bonnie and Claude"
Doing a video on Universal Soldier and not playing "Death or Glory"? Was the song that namedrops the title in the lyrics too on the nose?
the video made my day thanks razorfist!!