How to make the best films ever: 1) Make it sponsored by Canon Films 2) Add a main character that is either Chuck Noris, Steven Segal, Charles Bronson, Clint Eastwood or [Enter baddass name here] 3) Give main dude a Trenchcoat/Lether jacket 4) Give main dude a moustache. 5) Give main dude a Sawn-off shotgun/Heavy machine gun/Rocket launcher/[Insert deadly WMD the size of an average human male] 6) Place main dude in the backstreets and alleyways of a large urban industrial city 7) Make main bad guys drug cartels/mafia/drug addicts/mugger shitbags/[Insert evil bad dudes] 8) Make main bad guy swear every 5 lines and kidnap/murder Main characters family member(s) 9) Have a chase scene with cars that DO NOT involve CGI explosions. 10) Have a bar fight scene where main dude uses a pool table to his advantage 11) Before confronting main dude, let main character kill EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING THAT CAN BE KILLED IN THE FILM 12) Fight scene with main bad guy, where bad guy gets blown up. LEGEND!
+Zelousmarineinspace It was good enough to get most of my money cash back in the day. Great fun guy-movies that shamelessly pandered to our desire to see bad guys stomped, everything explode, good guys win and look cool through all of it. No Oscars awarded, but who really cared?
Exactly. That list summed up why these films are fun to watch in the first place. They're not pretentious and they know what they are and who they are made for.
"5) Give main dude a Sawn-off shotgun/Heavy machine gun/Rocket launcher/[Insert deadly WMD the size of an average human male]" YA FERGOT A BIG-A** REVOLVER YA DINGUS!
You forgot that the fight with the main bad guy must be in a murder factory/foundry/warehouse/[Insert industrial area with no clear purpose other than providing cool ways to kill shitbags]
One of my favorite Chuck Norris films, stylish looking 90's badassery with Chuck carrying the most awesome looking shotgun in film history. Also that epic mullet...
It's even better than the subcompact shotgun from Desperado! That one was a "rabbit-ear" sidelock side-by-side with double triggers. Chuck's is a hammerless boxlock over/under. Easier to aim, easier to use, easier to holster.
Yeah, I can see that. Bronson played an assassin in other movies like The Mechanic, so this would've been familiar territory for him. But I'm actually glad he didn't because A) He would've been 69/70 when this was made and it'd be pretty weird seeing an old man being the Irish mob's number one hitman (Chuck was just turning 50 at the time but looked significantly younger, so he'd be more believable), and B) We got to see Chuck Norris play a darker character than he usually did in his other movies and he absolutely nailed it.
Cannon was the king for putting out these types of movies back in the day. If only they had stuck to cranking these bad boys out instead of getting ambitious and trying to do big budget stuff they had no business doing they'd likely still be around and making decent action films still to this day.
a show about chuck norris and his adopted black son; going on vigilante killing sprees by night and working through the everyday problems of school life by day, would be enough to get me to pay for netflix again
Chuck Norris' fists can fracture the time-space continuum. For example: for every reality in which Chuck Norris kicks an ass, there exists an alternate reality in which he kicks the same ass twice as hard
While in Seoul, I actually found a special edition, steel book Blu-ray for Raw Deal sitting right next to similar editions for Red Heat and Red Fucking Sonya. Korea is a strange place.
Big fan of the movie reviews Razor. Would love to see one for the classic Lone Wolf McQuaid. Norris, Carradine, and a fucking super-charged Dodge Ramcharger! Mind fucking blown!!!
That would be epic. I argue Lone Wolf is thee quintessential Chuck Norris movie. It even has a person die the most honorable death, taking a bullet for Chuck Norris since this assumes him considering he's bulletproof.
Now I ain't Christian. In fact, I frequently read Nietzsche. But what I don't understand is why people have to talk shit on somebody just cause he's Christian. "Oh, this guy is Christian, right-wing, and not 'open-minded' (aka, stupidly credulous) like me, therefor I hate him!"
some of that is our current public school system as well as Hollywood. the hippies in the baby boomer generation have grown up and started spewing their leftist crap on the youth.
Fun fact: the story Chuck Norris tells the kid about being bullied as a child by the big kid on the Indian reservation actually did happen to Chuck as a child. It's probably why when he grew up he became a 30-millionth degree black belt so no one could fuck with him like that ever again.
That's one badass mullet chuck's sportin'! Hell Raze! I think your reviews/commentaries are more fun than the actual movies were lol, but I'm gonna go back and watch some of these again. Miss the old VCR rental store daze!! Thanks for the memories, always great entertainment from your channel.
I watched Marked for Death recently. Steve Seagal punches Jamaicans while Keith David cashes a pay-check in a world were Chicago is a short train ride from Jamaica. Also, it's really dumb. I hope you do a review of it.
Razorfist, just wondering if you ever saw Hellbound and what you thought about it. Norris vs a demon in Cannon's last ever film! That's gotta be worth a look.
His custom subcompact shotgun in this movie is one of the best ever. It's better than the one from Desperado since that one was a "rabbit-ear" sidelock side-by-side with double triggers, whereas this one is a hammerless boxlock over/under. It's hard to tell whether it has a single trigger or double triggers. Even the box art makes it hard to tell for sure. Single trigger would be better since you're not going to be firing double-shots out of a shotgun pistol. One major improvement would be to put a rubberized backstrap on the grip to make it more comfortable to shoot one-handed. That sort of thing could be slipped over the grip and wouldn't interfere with the tang safety. Of course, it would cover part of that nice looking wood grip, so it might detract from the aesthetics a bit, but that sort of concern only applies to the world of movies. 4:25 Unfold that stock, greenhorn! 11:19 Was that a subtle reference to 'Freaked'? 11:48 What is it with Norris and Seagal fastening their top button?! NO ONE does that IRL! If you're not wearing a tie (which a freedom-loving individualist ought not be wearing anyway since it's a symbol of slavery), there's no point in fastening the top button. It makes you look like a dweeb and/or narc (and I don't mean the video game NARC). Cinema Sins would back me up on that. 12:42 AMD-63 or '65. Richard Crenna used an AMD-65 in First Blood, Part 3. The '63 has a fixed stock. The '65 has a side-folding T-stock. The "T" stands for "trash." L-stocks are better. Still not great, but better. Note: Looked it up on IMFDB and it's an AMD-65, a Hungarian vehicle crewman's rifle. They were issued to vehicle crews with 20-round mags to make them easier to use from inside a vehicle. If you're fighting from inside a vehicle, you might have a reason to leave the stock folded. Movie people leave stocks folded because they're gun-dumb. Or maybe it's because using the stock makes them "feel like pussies," as pointed out by Billy Bob Thornton's character, Homer Carlton, from 'On Deadly Ground'. 13:27 Unfold that stock, greenhorn! 13:42 Hard to tell, but how much you wanna bet he left the stock folded like a greenhorn? 13:47 He's gunzerking! 14:33 "My pecs...have pecs!" ~Krieg, Borderlands 2
As if Chuck's beard wasn't already a copious fountain of badassery all by itself, he also gets a Mullet Of Power? I'm sorry but this is too much machismo for mere mortals to handle!
Being force fed cooked pork? In what kind of way is that torture instead of a reward? You get to enjoy the salty and fatty great taste of cooked pork, AND you don't even have to go to hell, because god knows you didn't choose to eat it of your own free will! Win freaking win!
God I miss the old school action genre. And the old school weapons. Back when the 9mm was made of steel, SMGs only ran out of ammo because the plot said so, every cop was an unkillable martial arts badass and literally everything exploded when struck by a car. Side note: That Smith and Wesson 5900 is and always will be the best 9mm. 15 round magazine with a magazine disconnect safety, double/single action trigger, and even weight distribution that makes recoil a distant memory. Christ I remember firing one as quick as I could pull the trigger and never moving off Target it was so well made. Not even Beretta 92’s are that good. But of course “it’s too heavy wah”. So the only way to get one is gunbroker and to pay out the ass for spare magazines. Such a horrible fate for such a perfect sidearm. Glock can kiss my ass. God things were so much better in the 80’s and early 90’s.
So we of Seattle were graced by the presences of good old Chuck. I wonder if he paid tribute here for the god named Bruce Lee (for those who don't know, Bruce Lee had his first dojo in Seattle).
Razorfist: "Quick Rageaholics, what are you doing right now?" Me: "Downloading Queen albums while watching this video" Razorfist: "Because if it doesn't involve a mullet, a trench coat, a sawed-off, and Chuck FUCKING Norris, then you are wasting what passes for a fucking life" Me: "Well... fuck..."
I wonder what razofist thinks of fist of the north star movie, the animated one not the crappy live-action. I meant it's the most 80's I've seen in a long time.
Awesome. One of the better action movies of that period, too. Thanks for the reminder, let's see if I can pick this up. OT: but Underworld is getting Tracy Hickman to write the first novelization of their game. So glad I backed that game. Talent all over like butter.
I can now say that I have witnessed the existence of an O&U sawed-off. Only Chuck fucking Norris could make me believe such a thing exists let alone was viable.
At the beginning you know how I know that wasnt really chuck Norris who landed on that car? Chuck Norris' giant balls would have crushed that car ton1 micron of thickness.
I m Surprised that Chuck ! Didn't Grab ! The Hand of the Senator looking guy ! When he said Baammm !!! And said ,You Frieghten Me ! Saying that !! Senator !
I rented this after seeing the parody of it from another Chuck Norris film Sidekicks. Both he and Jonathan Brandis have a whole dream sequence looking just like Grogan in that film. Pretty good film too IMO.
What better way to punctuate watching an entire season on Walker, Texas Ranger than to watch the Excellence of Elocution tear into the very first Chuck Norris film I ever had the fortune of roundhouse kicking my oblivious adolescent way through? Now I just have to sit back and wait till you finally do a review of The Crow, one of the few comic book movies truly worth watching. Make it so, Razorfist. Make. It. So.
I knew there was a reason I only watched this movie once, when it came out on VHS, way the fuck back then, and forgot all about it. I never even considered watching it again, easy decision, I didn't have to mull it over.
The idea of a movie starring Chuck Norris set loose upon Seattle or Portland in the year 2020 is known to make American flags go rigid.
Goddamn you, now I can't stop laughing.
Had Raz0rFist done this video post 2018 his view of a crime flick in Seattle would've been very different.
"Then stop bringin your ass over here". Best Chuck line EVER!!
That with "If you ever come back in here, I'll give you so many rights, you'll beg for A left".
@@devinmccreery8003 my favorite Chuck Norris one liner ever.
"You son of a bitch!"
Chuck Norris: Thot slayer
How to make the best films ever:
1) Make it sponsored by Canon Films
2) Add a main character that is either Chuck Noris, Steven Segal, Charles Bronson, Clint Eastwood or [Enter baddass name here]
3) Give main dude a Trenchcoat/Lether jacket
4) Give main dude a moustache.
5) Give main dude a Sawn-off shotgun/Heavy machine gun/Rocket launcher/[Insert deadly WMD the size of an average human male]
6) Place main dude in the backstreets and alleyways of a large urban industrial city
7) Make main bad guys drug cartels/mafia/drug addicts/mugger shitbags/[Insert evil bad dudes]
8) Make main bad guy swear every 5 lines and kidnap/murder Main characters family member(s)
9) Have a chase scene with cars that DO NOT involve CGI explosions.
10) Have a bar fight scene where main dude uses a pool table to his advantage
11) Before confronting main dude, let main character kill EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING THAT CAN BE KILLED IN THE FILM
12) Fight scene with main bad guy, where bad guy gets blown up.
LEGEND!
+Zelousmarineinspace It was good enough to get most of my money cash back in the day. Great fun guy-movies that shamelessly pandered to our desire to see bad guys stomped, everything explode, good guys win and look cool through all of it. No Oscars awarded, but who really cared?
Exactly. That list summed up why these films are fun to watch in the first place. They're not pretentious and they know what they are and who they are made for.
"5) Give main dude a Sawn-off shotgun/Heavy machine gun/Rocket launcher/[Insert deadly WMD the size of an average human male]"
YA FERGOT A BIG-A** REVOLVER YA DINGUS!
You forgot that the fight with the main bad guy must be in a murder factory/foundry/warehouse/[Insert industrial area with no clear purpose other than providing cool ways to kill shitbags]
Why does this comment only have 30+ likes after 2 years? So sad. Probably the best observation of the 1980's action genre ever.
Every aspect of this film makes me feel like I'm watching one of the "It's Always Sunny" Lethal Weapon parodies.
To hell with that show. And idiots like you.
One of my favorite Chuck Norris films, stylish looking 90's badassery with Chuck carrying the most awesome looking shotgun in film history. Also that epic mullet...
It's even better than the subcompact shotgun from Desperado! That one was a "rabbit-ear" sidelock side-by-side with double triggers. Chuck's is a hammerless boxlock over/under. Easier to aim, easier to use, easier to holster.
12:49
I'm willing to bet Chuck didn't need to plant explosives for that wall to come down.
Course not. He just snorted some pepper and sneezed on it.
Fun Fact: This movie was originally suppose to star Charles Bronson, but he passed, so we got to see Chuck Norris
Yeah, I can see that. Bronson played an assassin in other movies like The Mechanic, so this would've been familiar territory for him. But I'm actually glad he didn't because A) He would've been 69/70 when this was made and it'd be pretty weird seeing an old man being the Irish mob's number one hitman (Chuck was just turning 50 at the time but looked significantly younger, so he'd be more believable), and B) We got to see Chuck Norris play a darker character than he usually did in his other movies and he absolutely nailed it.
Oddly enough the movie Code Of Silence was originally given to Clint Eastwood but I guess he turned it down and we got Chuck Norris instead.
Relax, its only been two years.
"Yeah? Tell that to the Wii-U!"
GAHT DAYUM!
Am I the only one that noticed that Chuck Norris has a really soft voice for an action star
Most of his voice is actually toned in sub sonic level that is lethal when amplified
Damn I miss these kinds of masterpieces.
Cannon was the king for putting out these types of movies back in the day. If only they had stuck to cranking these bad boys out instead of getting ambitious and trying to do big budget stuff they had no business doing they'd likely still be around and making decent action films still to this day.
OMG, I recently moved to Seattle and you just super-accurately described these "paper people" out here.
a show about chuck norris and his adopted black son; going on vigilante killing sprees by night and working through the everyday problems of school life by day, would be enough to get me to pay for netflix again
As long as the villian spews racial slurs and is played by the bad guy micheal parks here ....I'm In
That's cool, Chuck Norris lets that kid know what it's like to have a dad for a day!
Ah Chuck. Seems to be Chuck Norris season on Sony Movies channel and thoroughly enjoying them.
Wait. How does that kid become both Bobby Lashly AND Michael Jackson?
Talk about your action movie plot holes.
Think about it! Have you ever seen them together? They're clearly the same man.
Gamer Nick Inc. The answer, of course, is "Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris' fists can fracture the time-space continuum. For example: for every reality in which Chuck Norris kicks an ass, there exists an alternate reality in which he kicks the same ass twice as hard
Only Chuck Norris doesn't have to reload a shotgun...ever.
Let alone an O&U double-barreled one.
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Chuck Norris, the original doomguy.
Chuck Norris can single handedly imitate a machine gun crew with a muzzle loader
While in Seoul, I actually found a special edition, steel book Blu-ray for Raw Deal sitting right next to similar editions for Red Heat and Red Fucking Sonya. Korea is a strange place.
I never tire of watching these Mr Fist. All the best from Glasgow. 🇺🇸🇬🇧
Wow, his delivery of those one-liners was on point.
Razor, please review Lone Wolf McQuade and Conan the Barbarian
That wailing keytar riff makes a return! Unexpected but still friggin awesome!
~Razzle Joestar
Big fan of the movie reviews Razor. Would love to see one for the classic Lone Wolf McQuaid. Norris, Carradine, and a fucking super-charged Dodge Ramcharger! Mind fucking blown!!!
That would be epic. I argue Lone Wolf is thee quintessential Chuck Norris movie. It even has a person die the most honorable death, taking a bullet for Chuck Norris since this assumes him considering he's bulletproof.
Just picked up this movie as part of a collection of 80’s action movies. It’s hilarious cause I can’t stop thinking about Razor’s commentary.
Now I ain't Christian. In fact, I frequently read Nietzsche. But what I don't understand is why people have to talk shit on somebody just cause he's Christian.
"Oh, this guy is Christian, right-wing, and not 'open-minded' (aka, stupidly credulous) like me, therefor I hate him!"
some of that is our current public school system as well as Hollywood. the hippies in the baby boomer generation have grown up and started spewing their leftist crap on the youth.
+Son of Tiamat
"You know, there was a time they walked on land.'
His character believes in evolution.
welcome to the internet
Tyvm, Mr. Tiamat.
Add one point for the Smoker from the X Files
Cancer man? Thought I saw him there...
My cousin and I actually rewatched this movie to do a death count. If I remember corectlly it came out at 57 humans and a horse.
Poor horse
Fun fact: the story Chuck Norris tells the kid about being bullied as a child by the big kid on the Indian reservation actually did happen to Chuck as a child. It's probably why when he grew up he became a 30-millionth degree black belt so no one could fuck with him like that ever again.
That's one badass mullet chuck's sportin'! Hell Raze! I think your reviews/commentaries are more fun than the actual movies were lol, but I'm gonna go back and watch some of these again. Miss the old VCR rental store daze!! Thanks for the memories, always great entertainment from your channel.
I watched Marked for Death recently. Steve Seagal punches Jamaicans while Keith David cashes a pay-check in a world were Chicago is a short train ride from Jamaica. Also, it's really dumb. I hope you do a review of it.
lol, this movie man. But now I can't help but wonder what RazörFist thinks of when it comes to the Hitman video game movies?
Rageaholic your commentary is the best 👍
hey Razorfist? what about Hong Kong shoot em ups from the early 90s?
2021 and Bobby Lashley is WWE Champ. Thank you Chuck Norris.
Nothing makes me laugh like your Movie reviews,keep them coming.
I kind of like your movie reviews more than the game ones. More.
"Fifth and fog machine"....well done! LOL! ;-)
Razorfist, just wondering if you ever saw Hellbound and what you thought about it.
Norris vs a demon in Cannon's last ever film! That's gotta be worth a look.
His custom subcompact shotgun in this movie is one of the best ever. It's better than the one from Desperado since that one was a "rabbit-ear" sidelock side-by-side with double triggers, whereas this one is a hammerless boxlock over/under. It's hard to tell whether it has a single trigger or double triggers. Even the box art makes it hard to tell for sure. Single trigger would be better since you're not going to be firing double-shots out of a shotgun pistol. One major improvement would be to put a rubberized backstrap on the grip to make it more comfortable to shoot one-handed. That sort of thing could be slipped over the grip and wouldn't interfere with the tang safety. Of course, it would cover part of that nice looking wood grip, so it might detract from the aesthetics a bit, but that sort of concern only applies to the world of movies.
4:25 Unfold that stock, greenhorn!
11:19 Was that a subtle reference to 'Freaked'?
11:48 What is it with Norris and Seagal fastening their top button?! NO ONE does that IRL! If you're not wearing a tie (which a freedom-loving individualist ought not be wearing anyway since it's a symbol of slavery), there's no point in fastening the top button. It makes you look like a dweeb and/or narc (and I don't mean the video game NARC). Cinema Sins would back me up on that.
12:42 AMD-63 or '65. Richard Crenna used an AMD-65 in First Blood, Part 3. The '63 has a fixed stock. The '65 has a side-folding T-stock. The "T" stands for "trash." L-stocks are better. Still not great, but better.
Note: Looked it up on IMFDB and it's an AMD-65, a Hungarian vehicle crewman's rifle. They were issued to vehicle crews with 20-round mags to make them easier to use from inside a vehicle. If you're fighting from inside a vehicle, you might have a reason to leave the stock folded. Movie people leave stocks folded because they're gun-dumb. Or maybe it's because using the stock makes them "feel like pussies," as pointed out by Billy Bob Thornton's character, Homer Carlton, from 'On Deadly Ground'.
13:27 Unfold that stock, greenhorn!
13:42 Hard to tell, but how much you wanna bet he left the stock folded like a greenhorn?
13:47 He's gunzerking!
14:33 "My pecs...have pecs!" ~Krieg, Borderlands 2
As if Chuck's beard wasn't already a copious fountain of badassery all by itself, he also gets a Mullet Of Power? I'm sorry but this is too much machismo for mere mortals to handle!
[2:11] Is that the smoking man from The X-Files?
I've never seen this one.
Lol
Is this Chuck Norris version of the Crow?
I love your twitter.
Alucard Hellsing Thanks :D
I like you Anime and your taste xD
P.S. I'm just glorified GG Cheerleader :P
Ivy The Twisted lul
This had me HOWLING with laughter, good job.
Wish they still made them like this.
Me too. I'll take a solid B level action flick like this over some overblown comic book movie any day of the week at this point.
The love I have for this film is only second to the love I have for *****.
I gotta see this movie.
It looks awesome.
You don't get to see a Chuck Norris film. It gets to see you.
Kendo Arasuta I have a Chuck Norris poster on my wall.
I never bought it. It just showed up one day.
it´s pretty crappy on it´s own, definitely not as good as the bronson movies razor reviewed, it just looks ok because of the commentary.
Kendo Arasuta When you gaze into a Chuck-Norris movie, dhe Chuck-Norris movie gazes also into you.
BlueBerry14 *on its own
7:40 "That boy would grow up to be Bobby Lashley" lmao
"You're a bastard" 😆
These are the kinds of movies that put a smile on my face. They don't make them like that anymore.
Being force fed cooked pork? In what kind of way is that torture instead of a reward? You get to enjoy the salty and fatty great taste of cooked pork, AND you don't even have to go to hell, because god knows you didn't choose to eat it of your own free will! Win freaking win!
Raw?
Humiliation aspect. Kinda like forcing a vegan to eat barbeque steak or something. But its the 80s. We dont question it.
I remember this movie from when i was a child.
Fucking awesome!!!!
I watched this on repeat as a kid.
This is the most Canadian film ever - The King of Kensington and Bruno Gerussi in the same picture
On an unrelated note, I cannot wait for your review on The Order 1886
God I miss the old school action genre. And the old school weapons. Back when the 9mm was made of steel, SMGs only ran out of ammo because the plot said so, every cop was an unkillable martial arts badass and literally everything exploded when struck by a car.
Side note: That Smith and Wesson 5900 is and always will be the best 9mm. 15 round magazine with a magazine disconnect safety, double/single action trigger, and even weight distribution that makes recoil a distant memory. Christ I remember firing one as quick as I could pull the trigger and never moving off Target it was so well made. Not even Beretta 92’s are that good. But of course “it’s too heavy wah”. So the only way to get one is gunbroker and to pay out the ass for spare magazines. Such a horrible fate for such a perfect sidearm. Glock can kiss my ass. God things were so much better in the 80’s and early 90’s.
I just discovered these reviews. Fucking changed my life!!!
I still have this movie on fucking VIDEOTAPE and a working VCR to watch it on. Every several months for about the past 25 years.
Your movie reviews are fucking incredible. Never stop
So we of Seattle were graced by the presences of good old Chuck. I wonder if he paid tribute here for the god named Bruce Lee (for those who don't know, Bruce Lee had his first dojo in Seattle).
Please do more Ragecinemas. Tango and Cash or Marked for Death
You are too good man!!! Making me love how awesomely bad /good eighties movies and music was, go U good thing
Chuck Norris, the only man in the universe who can shotgun a beer through a glass bottle
The son of fuckin Charles Bronson and the brother Jesus himself!! I fucking love me some Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has no father. He willed himself into existence.
We must see a review of The Delta Force at some point.
woah woah a movie filmed in Vancouver that is actually acknowledged as Vancouver, this is a groundbreaking discovery. Vancouver never plays itself.
Razorfist: "Quick Rageaholics, what are you doing right now?"
Me: "Downloading Queen albums while watching this video"
Razorfist: "Because if it doesn't involve a mullet, a trench coat, a sawed-off, and Chuck FUCKING Norris, then you are wasting what passes for a fucking life"
Me: "Well... fuck..."
That might be the best ending of all time.
I wonder what razofist thinks of fist of the north star movie, the animated one not the crappy live-action. I meant it's the most 80's I've seen in a long time.
God fucking damn, I forgot about this gem!!!!
R.I P. Michael Parks aka Jim Bronson
Hang in there...
Awesome.
One of the better action movies of that period, too. Thanks for the reminder, let's see if I can pick this up.
OT: but Underworld is getting Tracy Hickman to write the first novelization of their game. So glad I backed that game. Talent all over like butter.
It's just a movie, but I'd like to believe than dudes like The Hitman exist.
This is just plain terrific.
RIP Michael Parks!
I can now say that I have witnessed the existence of an O&U sawed-off. Only Chuck fucking Norris could make me believe such a thing exists let alone was viable.
Love the Mullet on Chuck.
This is just another day in Shadowrun but with less magic
At the beginning you know how I know that wasnt really chuck Norris who landed on that car? Chuck Norris' giant balls would have crushed that car ton1 micron of thickness.
I m Surprised that Chuck ! Didn't Grab ! The Hand of the Senator looking guy ! When he said Baammm !!! And said ,You Frieghten Me ! Saying that !! Senator !
Time to hunt down a Laserdisc copy of this film!
Next level savagery at 8:16...
I remembering renting this from the video store, like it was yesterday.
I rented this after seeing the parody of it from another Chuck Norris film Sidekicks. Both he and Jonathan Brandis have a whole dream sequence looking just like Grogan in that film. Pretty good film too IMO.
What song is this around 10:41-10:47?...
*Chuck Norris spits* "You guys eat this shit?!" LOLOLOL!
What better way to punctuate watching an entire season on Walker, Texas Ranger than to watch the Excellence of Elocution tear into the very first Chuck Norris film I ever had the fortune of roundhouse kicking my oblivious adolescent way through? Now I just have to sit back and wait till you finally do a review of The Crow, one of the few comic book movies truly worth watching. Make it so, Razorfist. Make. It. So.
I agree Razor, Mr. OOC is such a carnie and he doesn't even know it.
2:09 - What the fuck?!?!?! The "cancer man" from the X-Files is a Doctor in this film?
razor when are you doing the lone wolf mcquade?
By the way, Razor. I'm still waiting for that Raw Deal review lol
I knew there was a reason I only watched this movie once, when it came out on VHS, way the fuck back then, and forgot all about it. I never even considered watching it again, easy decision, I didn't have to mull it over.
Razor
Its time
Lone
Wolf
Mcquaid
Have Chuck Norris and Andrew J. Robinson ever faced off against each other in any movie or TV show?
Traffic light scene is the best
2:08 Is that the Cigarette Smoking Man!?
you should totally make an episode featuring chow yun-fat
Chuck vs. Chaz? 🤣😂🤣😏
After that first shot chuck Norris looked up like " I think I killed your bullet" lol.
And a few years later Van Damme would copy Chuck's style in "Hard Target".
The miracle that is Chuck Norris. Beg for forgiveness.
Dat MULLET .........HNNNNNNNNNNG
15:48
F A T A L I T Y
Waiting on the Hitman retrospective RF.
Good on em for actually filming in Seattle