@@d1agram4 Thank you. So tired of people blaming Shane Black when in reality it was Fox that fucked that movie over more than anything. The original third act sequence sounded pretty badass with the emissary Predators and the APC. I would love to see that sequence see the light of day eventually. Once again Fox had to interfere and mess with a film. You think they would have learned from messing with Alien 3 back in the day.
@@alucard624 unfortunately studios interfering with movies is just like modern western communists. In the same way that someone might say "well that wasn't real socialism", someone from a studio will say " that wasn't REAL studio interference, this time it'll be better".
@@TheSlammurai considering it was brains than brawn and a healthy load of luck that led to Arnold living, of course a woman could. Ripley faced an even worse foe and managed. If anything, the ultra masculine methoda are what got everyone killed.
Yeah. Probably because it was just before CGI started showing up. They'd had most of a century to get their shit together with practical effects. Sadly I hear these days that even when they attempt practical effects it often isn't anywhere near as good as the older stuff as it's a dieing art and people didn't bother putting all the methods to paper.
"We open the film and- you know what? Fuck it! Soldiers! Helicopters! Mustache! Carl Weathers! Jesse Ventura! Aviators! Schwarzenegger! Fuck!" Greatest. Movie review. Ever!
This version is edited, both to comply with copyright, *and* for a few extra gags that we forgot to put in the original version! So, keep a close eye and see if you notice a few extra treats! *GODSPEED!* -Razör
He had to have a bodyguard for the other actors on site. For them. He was an angry brawler of a man, and the studio would not cast him unless he was tethered to someone who wouldn’t let him rough up other actors.
His character in this films name was Billy. Also played Billy in 48hrs. Did Hollywood think Billy is a typical Native American name or just run out of name ideas?
This was Schwartzeneggers greatest role, unlike commando and his unstoppable infinite ammo life hack, and always being the one to deliver the ass beatings, it was nice to see him outmatched for once in the greatest way, it made his victory against the predator believable, as well. Terminiator (1 and 2) and predator are the best Arnold flicks in existence, honorable mentions Red Heat, Running Man, and Total Recall.
Okay, I know this video is from 2014 and this has probably been said a few times already, but I ain't gonna go through 300+ comments to find out. But the reason the Predator dropped it's plasma caster and helmet, is because it figured out Arnold were unarmed. And their culture is very honor based, so he dropped all that stuff to give Arnold a even fighting chance in melee. Now, it is a little strange that he dropped the helmet, because he is making it harder for himself due to their natural infrared sight. But it was probably also done for the same reason. He handicapped itself to give it's prey a fair fighting chance. Which is what most Predators will do. And this was probably also a very standard-ish Predator as well. Certainly not a master hunter, but certainly not a rookie either. And since Predators can live for hundred of years, maybe this Predator haven't hunted humans before, and his lack of skill in that area or arrogance, lead to his defeat. Anyway, the Predator lore and universe is fucking huge. And this movie barely touched the surface.
Misanthrope And then there are people like me who are like: Who fuckin cares? This movie is badass! Predator was all, alright.. you wanna play, little boy? Toying with Arnold the way it's toyed with all of them.
Misanthrope, you imply that the disarmament is to give Arnold a chance because of some honour code, when it's pretty clear that he's simply doing it to make the fight more entertaining for himself. He's been dismembering humans all movie and killing with distance weapons. He's doing all of this for entertainment. The predator completely bitches out with the suicide vest move. There might be a bunch of lore but this movie definitely doesn't have it. The movie isn't about honour, but naked raw power. It flips the table, where humanity's best are butchered, but through luck,brains and hard work, humans won the day. The end clip doesn't show an honourable winner, but a survivor. And that's why we love it.
@@Xplora213 Yeah, but the people he shot with ranged weapons all had ranged weapons. The predators keep it balanced. Ranged for ranged, blades with blades, and fists for fists. Least how I see it >.>
Fun Fact: The Predator's blood was actually just a mix of glowstick juice and KY jelly: Due to how quick glowstick juice dies down outside of the tube, each batch had to be made fresh before shooting.
This is Arnolds best performance in my opinion, if nothing else than that last scene where he looks like he has been to hell and back. Well there are more good scenes with him but to me that last one hit the nail in the head.
Yes, amazing scene. The look of pure horror and PTSD FOR LIFE on Arnold's face in the chopper flying out of there. With the dramatic music playing. That's another great thing in this movie, Alan Silvestri's score throughout is top notch.
It’s crazy. Arnold Schwarzenegger does such a good job at projecting fear. In the get to the chopper scene, he really does look like he’s about to shit his pants.
@@wonkothesane8691 Read about what went on behind the scenes and you'll see how Fox once again interfered and fucked the movie up from what it should have been just like with Alien 3.
"deep fried Charles Bronson testicle" my chest hair just grew chest hair of its own and GUESS WHAT? underneath it was a Chuck Norris' fist. I learn so much from your channel, dude. WP!!
If more reviews of ANYTHING in this world, were just as badass, and well edited (thank you Terran), we'd have world peace through superior attitude! Brilliant Razor!
Step 1: Establish team of paramilitary bad asses as bad asses in every conceivable way possible by having them slaughter hundreds of guys in the jungle. Step 2: Establish Predator as an even more bad ass by having it kill them one at a time in gruesome fashion. Step 3: Establish Arnold as the most bad ass, monster killing mf of all time by killing the Predator. Step 4: PROFIT!
10:40-Arnold, just did the classic, John McClane no words just "oh shit" look over the shoulder from Die Hard. And this movie came out two years before Die Hard. This movie just became influencial.
Die Hard was actually intended as the sequel to Predator, but Arnold wouldn't sign on, because he didn't like the idea of moving the series out of the jungle.
I fondly remember watching this movie way back in summer of 1987! I'd just graduated high school and the matinee ticket was around $2.50, I want to say? This is still one of the baddest action movies ever made, period paragraph. When action movies were not hobbled by political correctness and were just glorious fests of, well, ACTION. I came up on Schwarzenegger movies and his one liners were priceless and still are, for me. "Let off some steam, Bennett!"
I want it to be known, that I bought this movie today on Black Friday due to your review of it. I'm kind of embarrassed to admit I've never seen it before.
Awesome stuff razor. I noticed that fans of Predator think that Dutch's team in this movie were mercenaries - it's even on wikia/wikipedia. But they follow orders from a General at the start, have a chain of command, and the Thomas Bros wrote in predator 2 that they were special forces. But they still think they're mercs? I'm confused.
Because of an omnipresent double standard: Don't take a movie seriously? Take potshots at it and generally have fun? = "HILARIOUS! YOU HAVE A GIFT! 10/10!" Apply the same approach to a _video game_? = "ZOMG NOT FUNNY / YOU DIDN'T EVEN PLAY THIS DID YOU?!? DOXXING U RITE NAO!" Which is a mind-blowing dichotomy, due to the fact that movies are actually considered an art form, whereas video games... well, we all know the score on that. I've pondered doing a rant on this subject many... MANY times.
***** What omnipresent double standard? Your movie reviews are usually hilarious, upbeat, positive and above all absent of any long winded rant of in this case the movie industry or Hollywood. Your game reviews except for most of your retrospectives are often the complete opposite (and just to note, I suspect more people prefer those retrospectives over most of your game reviews aside from say Mega man X3 and of course Blood Dragon).
I Hernandez Sunshine... you're setting up camp in a separate _hemisphere_... from the point. Why don't you have a lie down while the grown-ups speak? Not only are most of my reviews positive (roughly a 70/30 positive/negative split, if you want a solid percentage) many of them (Alien: Isolation, Grand Theft Auto V, Red Dead Redemption, TMNT: Out of the Shadows, Dragon Age: Inquisition all spring to mind) glowingly so. I'm not some hack who can't be funny without being negative, and I pride myself on that. You just watched a movie review that proves it, but the fact is, the vast majority of my video game reviews prove it, as well. Where you missed the point? Is that I stated - and completely stand by - the fact that according to blithering morons, I am *_NOT ALLOWED_* to take the same approach with video game reviews as with movies. It's idiotic, considering in society at large, films are considered art, and video games, to date, are not. But if I do NOTHING but take the piss out of a video game the way I do with movies, or praise it to the moon and back with nothing but a 15-minute stand-up comedy routine (as per my film reviews) people... will... fucking... FLIP. I know this, because on the few occasions I've taken that approach? That's exactly what they've done. ...with blithering morons like yourself bugling the call.
Well, reading that reply I must admit was a bit entertaining. Telling me to listen to the grown ups while needlessly cursing, denigrating me when I didn't do that to you, and accusing me of missing the point when the opposite is true really speaks volumes. First of all, I never accused you of being a hack so why mention that you're not a hack? I only mentioned some long winded rants you make which are true especially when the videos are specifically entitled rants. I never even said they weren't even all uncalled for or unwanted. Second of all, I gave a few exceptions in addition to your game retrospectives. I even mentioned/implied some of your negative game reviews were fine by me (actually most to be honest) even though they were negative because I felt they were on the money (e.g. The Order 1886), so I fail to see what your point was especially considering that the overall point of the comment was that your movie reviews are rarely any where near as critical of its subject matter as your game reviews are which is true even by your own admission, but you felt the need to lash out on me anyway. Why? Thirdly and as importantly since this seemed to set you off, I don't know where this you're not allowed to take the same approach to video game reviews with movies crowd you speak of is coming from which was the real point of my comment. If you really are more mature than me, then you can point me to the right direction validating your claim to some extent that I can verify. I and others don't know who these "people" are who you're talking about (never mind that I don't see how these people qualify as an omnipresent standard). Only you do which is why I even made the comment to begin with. Hell, you really think I or other people who watch your videos wouldn't want to see say a negative review of say Batman and Robin review by you? I would die laughing even if I thought I heard all the bad things said about that mess. Hell Spoony does that sort of stuff all the time. Why can't you (well not all the times)? Because you can't stand the heat? As if you didn't piss people off enough with your FF7 review which I can't even see because it was pulled down. So I'll repeat myself. What omnipresent standard are you talking about? Where is the proof to this that I can verify or is this flat out hyperbole? Why can't I ask you that? Fourthly, I have to say your reply is quite aggravating considering that overall I have liked most your content. I have to admit, I kind of enjoy your loose cannon approach from time to time. I have often while watching your content let your antics slide because I often felt they were done in good taste even if that meant stuff I like or liked was getting poked at, but I'm not willing to let fantasy and hyperboles not based on reality or something I can't easily verify slide. Why it seems you felt the need to slap me down for making a simple query/point as to where your claims are coming from is beyond me, but if that's how you want to treat your supporters or would be supporters then that's your call.
I just had an announcer scream COMBO! Because i came so many times in a row. Between your voice and the movie now im dehydrated and im trying to pretend at this point the dogs water doesnt look tasty.
Arnold's old powerlifting buddy. Arnold gave him small cameos in a lot of his movies back then but he had a more prominent role in Conan as one of the main villains.
That was so hilarious and awesome. Thank you and BTW I live in MN and I remember when Ventura was Governor. The best thing were the bumper stickers which said “My Governor can beat up your Governor” 😂🤘
The Predators place a higher value on kills with their own hands than they do with weapons; which is why they always save the strongest of their targets for last.
8:40-Dragon Ball Z: Abridged... Vegeta: "He's been...DISARMED!" (Pause) Nappa: "I get it." Vegeta: "Shut up Nappa!" (Just like Dave Bautista in Riddick.)
I think Jesse's secret is he needs Arnold within 100 feet to make him work. The only movies i enjoy Jesse in usually involve Arnold. Without, well, if you've seen Abraxas then you know. PS: 🤣🤣🤣 Jesus tittyfucking Christ Razor, that Man song playing over the Arnold muscle montage was (chefs kiss) pure comedy genius.
This film is always on my 5 best ever favourites. I first wacthed it in early 90s on greek tv (resolution pal-secam at best lol) with interuptions for comercials. I loved it. The next time they put in on again (national greek tv was and still is in stone age era, they repeat big time films every month) I taped it in a VHS recorder (yeah!!!) by pausing it before any commercial clip (they stoped the film without warning....) and then rec again. That tape lasted 2-3 years, I played it to death. Then with internet I had the CHANCE to watch that film in 480p and then 720p resolution and it was like someone transplanted better eyes and ears to me... I know every line and scene in this epic film. That review here is just awesome, hillarious, and fair!!!!! Good work, rage.
Hey Razor, thank you for all the hard work. No matter what mood I'm in, you can lift my spirit with your truth and wit. I appreciate it and look forward to seeing and hearing your review. Thanks for everything.
And to think that decades later, the jackass that made the pussy joke would write and direct possibly the worst entry in the series, only rivaled by AVP: Requiem.
The amazing thing about this movie is once Ah-nold is alone there is no dialogue. A big chunk of the movie has no words, and we keep watching. America! Fuck yeah!
*_The Predator killed Shane Black._*
*_That pissed him off, so he came back and murdered the Predator franchise._*
Cruel but fair.
What a woke pile of shit.
The producers and money men did that. Be willing to bet a directors cut will arrive someday
@@d1agram4 Thank you. So tired of people blaming Shane Black when in reality it was Fox that fucked that movie over more than anything. The original third act sequence sounded pretty badass with the emissary Predators and the APC. I would love to see that sequence see the light of day eventually. Once again Fox had to interfere and mess with a film. You think they would have learned from messing with Alien 3 back in the day.
@@alucard624 unfortunately studios interfering with movies is just like modern western communists. In the same way that someone might say "well that wasn't real socialism", someone from a studio will say " that wasn't REAL studio interference, this time it'll be better".
Greatest review of anything ever.
One of the best movies ever made.
Hey Sargon you should also watch his Commando review; its fuckin' hilarious.
Sargon of Akkad A fucking men
Sargon of Akkad, Shadilay my brother.
I 10000000000000% concur.
This is the manliest manly movie ever male in the manstory of man. Man!
ain't no man to man, man.
May-ugh
Underrated commant!
Because no women
Indeed friend.
So much Toxic Masculinity.
I love it.
Now that you said that we will get an all female cast Predator movie. Thanks a lot.
@@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 call me sexist if you want, but I refuse to believe a woman could kill a Predator.
It will star Melissa McCarthy, Cardi d, Ellen and Snooki. God help us.
@@TheSlammurai considering it was brains than brawn and a healthy load of luck that led to Arnold living, of course a woman could. Ripley faced an even worse foe and managed. If anything, the ultra masculine methoda are what got everyone killed.
@@TheSlammurai it’ll be trans “woman” so it’ll count as a woman kill, cuz science..
That battle cry is the manliest sound you and I will ever hear. And we both know it.
Oh, HELL yeah. It's the moment in the movie when you know Ahh-nuld is Through Fucking Around and is ready to mash some face in a big, bad way.
That yell impregnated my sister
@@qzcancel I'm dying!
In fact any woman within 1,500 square miles instantaneously got pregnant when that war cry was issued.
Better than “Khan! Khan!!” 😅
30 years detached and the predator still looks as convincing as it did all those years ago.
Practical effects man.
@@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher Well the cgi still sticks out like a sore thumb but yeah for the most part it is done really well.
It's the real art form know as 80 s cinema! real explosions real story real one liners real stunts real chemistry and real good!!!
Yeah. Probably because it was just before CGI started showing up. They'd had most of a century to get their shit together with practical effects.
Sadly I hear these days that even when they attempt practical effects it often isn't anywhere near as good as the older stuff as it's a dieing art and people didn't bother putting all the methods to paper.
@@kevinmayfield6182 it technically wasn't CGI, it was a red suit that they keyed out and used the background to fill in.
"We open the film and- you know what? Fuck it! Soldiers! Helicopters! Mustache! Carl Weathers! Jesse Ventura! Aviators! Schwarzenegger! Fuck!"
Greatest. Movie review. Ever!
Same. Sharing it to all i know.
I just realized, the Native American guy brought a knife to a laser fight.
handsomebrick you mean the Indian.
Siberian American.
@@pholly Billy! Moron.
Im.positive the predator used his knife too.
@@JimmyTurner yeah. Predators always fight to the level of their competitors. Guns, knives or mano on mano
God Bless that Opening.
THERE ARE NO ANSWERS! Your running from what you deserve!
REMEMBER HEART OF THE POKEMON CARDS GOKU! IT'S ABOUT FRIENDSHIP!
"The same fate. AGGHH!!" XD
Ajax Telamonian Rageholic cinema will turn you into a god damned sexual tyrranasaurus!
just like me!
This version is edited, both to comply with copyright, *and* for a few extra gags that we forgot to put in the original version!
So, keep a close eye and see if you notice a few extra treats!
*GODSPEED!*
-Razör
that was epic
+Mgen Strange Hardboiled!
you hurted me haha i still waiting for a season that will never come.
yo man whats that song at 11:40 ?????
It's from South Park.
The actor who played Billy died today... Heart failure. He was 78.
Dick B. Danglin - that was Sonny Landham
He had to have a bodyguard for the other actors on site. For them. He was an angry brawler of a man, and the studio would not cast him unless he was tethered to someone who wouldn’t let him rough up other actors.
His character in this films name was Billy. Also played Billy in 48hrs. Did Hollywood think Billy is a typical Native American name or just run out of name ideas?
@Oppai Man he's right..
@Oppai Man
Where was this? Written interview somewhere?
This was Schwartzeneggers greatest role, unlike commando and his unstoppable infinite ammo life hack, and always being the one to deliver the ass beatings, it was nice to see him outmatched for once in the greatest way, it made his victory against the predator believable, as well. Terminiator (1 and 2) and predator are the best Arnold flicks in existence, honorable mentions Red Heat, Running Man, and Total Recall.
carl weathers was the only major actor that did not get elected governor of a state.
But he did play for the Oakland Raiders.
@@Poisonedblade That's a fair trade off.
Give it time......
Sonny Landham ie Billy tried to run several times but it didn't happen.
Okay, I know this video is from 2014 and this has probably been said a few times already, but I ain't gonna go through 300+ comments to find out. But the reason the Predator dropped it's plasma caster and helmet, is because it figured out Arnold were unarmed. And their culture is very honor based, so he dropped all that stuff to give Arnold a even fighting chance in melee.
Now, it is a little strange that he dropped the helmet, because he is making it harder for himself due to their natural infrared sight. But it was probably also done for the same reason.
He handicapped itself to give it's prey a fair fighting chance. Which is what most Predators will do.
And this was probably also a very standard-ish Predator as well. Certainly not a master hunter, but certainly not a rookie either. And since Predators can live for hundred of years, maybe this Predator haven't hunted humans before, and his lack of skill in that area or arrogance, lead to his defeat.
Anyway, the Predator lore and universe is fucking huge. And this movie barely touched the surface.
The lore is huge and this movie was the original drop that started the ocean.
Misanthrope
And then there are people like me who are like: Who fuckin cares? This movie is badass!
Predator was all, alright.. you wanna play, little boy? Toying with Arnold the way it's toyed with all of them.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misanthrope, you imply that the disarmament is to give Arnold a chance because of some honour code, when it's pretty clear that he's simply doing it to make the fight more entertaining for himself. He's been dismembering humans all movie and killing with distance weapons. He's doing all of this for entertainment. The predator completely bitches out with the suicide vest move. There might be a bunch of lore but this movie definitely doesn't have it. The movie isn't about honour, but naked raw power. It flips the table, where humanity's best are butchered, but through luck,brains and hard work, humans won the day. The end clip doesn't show an honourable winner, but a survivor. And that's why we love it.
@@Xplora213 Yeah, but the people he shot with ranged weapons all had ranged weapons. The predators keep it balanced. Ranged for ranged, blades with blades, and fists for fists. Least how I see it >.>
Fun Fact: The Predator's blood was actually just a mix of glowstick juice and KY jelly: Due to how quick glowstick juice dies down outside of the tube, each batch had to be made fresh before shooting.
No no no
It was ninja turtles 🐢 sperm under a black light 🌑
& now you know
"Gun-toting Easter Island statue." That's classic! Great review!
This is Arnolds best performance in my opinion, if nothing else than that last scene where he looks like he has been to hell and back. Well there are more good scenes with him but to me that last one hit the nail in the head.
mustekkala Running man is some of his best also
studinthemaking I need to re-watch that at some point, i remember it being a bit more goofy-like. :D
mustekkala it is very goofy.
@@studinthemaking I think OP was referring to actual acting. If we're talking one-liners, Running Man and Total Recall take the cake.
Yes, amazing scene. The look of pure horror and PTSD FOR LIFE on Arnold's face in the chopper flying out of there. With the dramatic music playing. That's another great thing in this movie, Alan Silvestri's score throughout is top notch.
Never seen a yank drop a "Dad's Army" reference before....
Good show, old chap!
Having this movie on a continual loop lets me benchpress 50 Jim Sterlings.
Careful when you set them down. I like the orbital path of the earth the way it is.
“The man song” should be in every 80s action movie gear up montage
The guy in the chopper with the big glasses?... Shane Black, Writter of LETHAL WEAPON!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!
Jon Ericson
I have 2 copies of The Monster Squad on VHS... I'll not rest till I have them all. FUCK YEAH!!!!!!
My god I'm crying watching this. This has got to be one of the greatest ever movie review
"How do you go from shrugging off Kalashnikov rounds to fighting over a tomato in Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe?"
Three words: Electric bill due.
It’s crazy. Arnold Schwarzenegger does such a good job at projecting fear. In the get to the chopper scene, he really does look like he’s about to shit his pants.
The men & women of america salute you Razorfist for this epic review.
now give us that Alien isolation review please...
2:19- Still way funnier than any Stephen Colbert joke. This is one of my favourite Schwarzenegger films, awesome review!
This was a real movie with real action and real men and a real Predator. New Predator aka Predator is Beta trash.
Damn bro you beat me to that statement !I literally said almost the same thing sorry dude !I didn't know.
Directed by Shane Black, who apparently wanted to take the movie that started his career and skull-fuck it to death.
@@wonkothesane8691 Read about what went on behind the scenes and you'll see how Fox once again interfered and fucked the movie up from what it should have been just like with Alien 3.
I hate the overused word "unironically", but "beta" is worse, so if you unironically use it then you're a jackass
If this get blocked too I'm buying a predator mask, straighten out a scythe and start collecting trophies.
Yet another movie in a long list, that would never be made today.
If Hollywood did a "Predator" reboot, it would be an all female cast probably.
And another reason today sucks, fuck PC America.
Z M just remade with soyboys and a climate change subplot.
"deep fried Charles Bronson testicle" my chest hair just grew chest hair of its own and GUESS WHAT? underneath it was a Chuck Norris' fist. I learn so much from your channel, dude. WP!!
It's amazing how well Arnold did a movie about a (mostly) hopeless battle.
Old school 80's action flicks are hard to beat.
If more reviews of ANYTHING in this world, were just as badass, and well edited (thank you Terran), we'd have world peace through superior attitude!
Brilliant Razor!
Step 1: Establish team of paramilitary bad asses as bad asses in every conceivable way possible by having them slaughter hundreds of guys in the jungle.
Step 2: Establish Predator as an even more bad ass by having it kill them one at a time in gruesome fashion.
Step 3: Establish Arnold as the most bad ass, monster killing mf of all time by killing the Predator.
Step 4: PROFIT!
10:40-Arnold, just did the classic, John McClane no words just "oh shit" look over the shoulder from Die Hard. And this movie came out two years before Die Hard. This movie just became influencial.
Die Hard was actually intended as the sequel to Predator, but Arnold wouldn't sign on, because he didn't like the idea of moving the series out of the jungle.
***** Actually it was supposed to be a sequel to Commando, not Predator.
Meh. Same movie.
Wha? But moving out of the jungle would have meant not working in the jungle.
A battle cry so manly, I’m surprised it didn’t wake up an engineer and send it straight to earth.
9 years later & this review is still a masterpiece
This video is almost as epic as the movie. Well done!
No matter what....that predator laugh at the end is still spooky as fuck
Predator takes his helmet off "... and so begins the storied film career of Nancy Pelosi"
This is some prime hilarity
When I need to cheer myself up I always search 'rageaholic cinema review from 8years ago' and I am always encouraged.
Watching back these series in 2024 is alot of fun still
I fondly remember watching this movie way back in summer of 1987! I'd just graduated high school and the matinee ticket was around $2.50, I want to say? This is still one of the baddest action movies ever made, period paragraph. When action movies were not hobbled by political correctness and were just glorious fests of, well, ACTION. I came up on Schwarzenegger movies and his one liners were priceless and still are, for me. "Let off some steam, Bennett!"
Christopher Pineau Class of ‘88 here. Arnold was life for us. And this was the big one in the summer of ‘87 along with La Bamba of all things!
Fucking incredible review of one of the greatest films ever made. Well done. Bravo.
Ol' Painless - ideal for home defense or border control!
Such a great review! The goofy yell when he was falling was the chefs kiss.
These are the single finest movie reviews ever constructed by the hands of man! You shall make more of these!
I want it to be known, that I bought this movie today on Black Friday due to your review of it. I'm kind of embarrassed to admit I've never seen it before.
Best Review of Predator EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awesome stuff razor. I noticed that fans of Predator think that Dutch's team in this movie were mercenaries - it's even on wikia/wikipedia. But they follow orders from a General at the start, have a chain of command, and the Thomas Bros wrote in predator 2 that they were special forces. But they still think they're mercs? I'm confused.
CIA. and almost all of them "mercs" were Vietnam Vets.
Saw it in the theater, at least twice.They'd run it double feature with Robocop, Lethal weapon, etc. '87 was a Great year for film!
ANGRY JOES WRITING PROCESSS!!!!!!!!! OMG THAT WAS TOO GOOD
12:13 "That's a Mofo T-Rex ..." " No! dude, that's just Arnold calling!"
13:41 *"...and so began the storied film career of Nancy Pelosi!"* 😂👌
Great review, but you missed the greatest line in movie history, "this stuff will turn you into a sexual tyrannosoaur!"
Stick this in your sore ass
Damn this has to be the most awesome movie review i've ever seen.
....why the hell aren't there more likes for this vid after 6 years??!!
that intro made me lol hard damn
That was f**king amazing!!!
Goofy scream and scream through space 👍😂
The best male driven manliness bro-ish testosterone movie review......EVER!!!
The lines of this movie are so good war tourists use them. I arm wrestled a former Marine once abroad and came at me with "Pushing too many pencils?"
Fun Fact: The M-16 that Arnold uses in this film is the same M-16 that Pacino used in Scarface aka "Little Friend".
I noticed your movie reviews are more well received than your gaming reviews...
I wonder why? You are legitimately hilarious and entertaining.
Because of an omnipresent double standard:
Don't take a movie seriously? Take potshots at it and generally have fun? = "HILARIOUS! YOU HAVE A GIFT! 10/10!"
Apply the same approach to a _video game_? = "ZOMG NOT FUNNY / YOU DIDN'T EVEN PLAY THIS DID YOU?!? DOXXING U RITE NAO!"
Which is a mind-blowing dichotomy, due to the fact that movies are actually considered an art form, whereas video games... well, we all know the score on that. I've pondered doing a rant on this subject many... MANY times.
I kinda want you to review a wwe movie like the marine or the chaperone because you know about wrestling so I think it might be funny
***** What omnipresent double standard? Your movie reviews are usually hilarious, upbeat, positive and above all absent of any long winded rant of in this case the movie industry or Hollywood.
Your game reviews except for most of your retrospectives are often the complete opposite (and just to note, I suspect more people prefer those retrospectives over most of your game reviews aside from say Mega man X3 and of course Blood Dragon).
I Hernandez Sunshine... you're setting up camp in a separate _hemisphere_... from the point. Why don't you have a lie down while the grown-ups speak?
Not only are most of my reviews positive (roughly a 70/30 positive/negative split, if you want a solid percentage) many of them (Alien: Isolation, Grand Theft Auto V, Red Dead Redemption, TMNT: Out of the Shadows, Dragon Age: Inquisition all spring to mind) glowingly so. I'm not some hack who can't be funny without being negative, and I pride myself on that. You just watched a movie review that proves it, but the fact is, the vast majority of my video game reviews prove it, as well.
Where you missed the point?
Is that I stated - and completely stand by - the fact that according to blithering morons, I am *_NOT ALLOWED_* to take the same approach with video game reviews as with movies.
It's idiotic, considering in society at large, films are considered art, and video games, to date, are not. But if I do NOTHING but take the piss out of a video game the way I do with movies, or praise it to the moon and back with nothing but a 15-minute stand-up comedy routine (as per my film reviews) people... will... fucking... FLIP.
I know this, because on the few occasions I've taken that approach? That's exactly what they've done.
...with blithering morons like yourself bugling the call.
Well, reading that reply I must admit was a bit entertaining. Telling me to listen to the grown ups while needlessly cursing, denigrating me when I didn't do that to you, and accusing me of missing the point when the opposite is true really speaks volumes.
First of all, I never accused you of being a hack so why mention that you're not a hack? I only mentioned some long winded rants you make which are true especially when the videos are specifically entitled rants. I never even said they weren't even all uncalled for or unwanted.
Second of all, I gave a few exceptions in addition to your game retrospectives. I even mentioned/implied some of your negative game reviews were fine by me (actually most to be honest) even though they were negative because I felt they were on the money (e.g. The Order 1886), so I fail to see what your point was especially considering that the overall point of the comment was that your movie reviews are rarely any where near as critical of its subject matter as your game reviews are which is true even by your own admission, but you felt the need to lash out on me anyway. Why?
Thirdly and as importantly since this seemed to set you off, I don't know where this you're not allowed to take the same approach to video game reviews with movies crowd you speak of is coming from which was the real point of my comment. If you really are more mature than me, then you can point me to the right direction validating your claim to some extent that I can verify. I and others don't know who these "people" are who you're talking about (never mind that I don't see how these people qualify as an omnipresent standard). Only you do which is why I even made the comment to begin with. Hell, you really think I or other people who watch your videos wouldn't want to see say a negative review of say Batman and Robin review by you? I would die laughing even if I thought I heard all the bad things said about that mess. Hell Spoony does that sort of stuff all the time. Why can't you (well not all the times)? Because you can't stand the heat? As if you didn't piss people off enough with your FF7 review which I can't even see because it was pulled down. So I'll repeat myself. What omnipresent standard are you talking about? Where is the proof to this that I can verify or is this flat out hyperbole? Why can't I ask you that?
Fourthly, I have to say your reply is quite aggravating considering that overall I have liked most your content. I have to admit, I kind of enjoy your loose cannon approach from time to time. I have often while watching your content let your antics slide because I often felt they were done in good taste even if that meant stuff I like or liked was getting poked at, but I'm not willing to let fantasy and hyperboles not based on reality or something I can't easily verify slide. Why it seems you felt the need to slap me down for making a simple query/point as to where your claims are coming from is beyond me, but if that's how you want to treat your supporters or would be supporters then that's your call.
I just had an announcer scream COMBO! Because i came so many times in a row. Between your voice and the movie now im dehydrated and im trying to pretend at this point the dogs water doesnt look tasty.
The first 30 seconds of this review is absolute gold.
Fun fact: The guy Schwarzenegger says "knock knock" to before blowing him out the window is Sven-ole Thorsen, the villain from Abraxas.
Arnold's old powerlifting buddy. Arnold gave him small cameos in a lot of his movies back then but he had a more prominent role in Conan as one of the main villains.
That was so hilarious and awesome. Thank you and BTW I live in MN and I remember when Ventura was Governor. The best thing were the bumper stickers which said “My Governor can beat up your Governor” 😂🤘
Growing up in the 80's..you Know how great these movies showed in the theater. Stellar steroid celluloid (missed an 's' there).
I literally paused this mid Pelosi joke to share it. God fucking speed.
Is no one going to talk about the video game crack at the beginning. That made me laugh so hard
14:25 man in predator suit knocks leaf off with mask, goes out of character thinking "What asshole failed to attach these leaves worth a fuck?"
The Predators place a higher value on kills with their own hands than they do with weapons; which is why they always save the strongest of their targets for last.
This review never gets old. No matter how many times I watch it.
8:40-Dragon Ball Z: Abridged...
Vegeta: "He's been...DISARMED!"
(Pause)
Nappa: "I get it."
Vegeta: "Shut up Nappa!"
(Just like Dave Bautista in Riddick.)
Patrick Shutt ......I'm taking Gohan bye...!
What an awesome song, On and On. Thanks for introducing it to me!
Also forgot to credit DVDA for their manly song! Haha
Love the Unreal Tournament quotes.
One of the greatest movies ever. Gets better every time I see it.
Rest in peace, Carl Weathers (January 14, 1948 - February 1, 2024).
i forgot that scene where they basically try to see if a jungle can get lead poisoning that shit was hilarious.
They did the same thing in Avatar
Shit, I remember watching this the first time from a pirated VHS in my pre-teens. This movie will never get old.
Best Predator review ever made. No question.
"And so began the storied film career of Nancy Pelosi!" I lost it LMFAO.
What?! What was the copyright issue(s) ?!
Fox claimed something in the original post. I think it had to do with a small Family Guy clip used.
Nevermind that clip is still there. I don't know what was claimed.
devildog4611 Lol,+Rageaholic Knows!! Come on Razor! Give us the goods!!
I think Jesse's secret is he needs Arnold within 100 feet to make him work. The only movies i enjoy Jesse in usually involve Arnold. Without, well, if you've seen Abraxas then you know.
PS: 🤣🤣🤣 Jesus tittyfucking Christ Razor, that Man song playing over the Arnold muscle montage was (chefs kiss) pure comedy genius.
Watched Predator not 3 days ago..for the umpteenth time. The 'gardening with a minigun' scene still gives me a raging schwanzstucker.
A sci-fi movie, where a special forces team, who's mission is to get to the chopper, gets butchered by the chopper pilot.
When I'm not watching Predator, I'm watching this. And when I'm not watching this I'm watching Predator.
That friggin' helicopter pilot should have had a more prominent role.
Fucking hell that opening.
Dad's Army reference. Nice.
This film is always on my 5 best ever favourites. I first wacthed it in early 90s on greek tv (resolution pal-secam at best lol) with interuptions for comercials. I loved it. The next time they put in on again (national greek tv was and still is in stone age era, they repeat big time films every month) I taped it in a VHS recorder (yeah!!!) by pausing it before any commercial clip (they stoped the film without warning....) and then rec again. That tape lasted 2-3 years, I played it to death. Then with internet I had the CHANCE to watch that film in 480p and then 720p resolution and it was like someone transplanted better eyes and ears to me... I know every line and scene in this epic film. That review here is just awesome, hillarious, and fair!!!!! Good work, rage.
Sure do miss old Arniie
Hey Razor, thank you for all the hard work. No matter what mood I'm in, you can lift my spirit with your truth and wit. I appreciate it and look forward to seeing and hearing your review. Thanks for everything.
The Unreal announcer dubbed over Jesse Ventura lighting dudes up with the minigun was hilarious!
And to think that decades later, the jackass that made the pussy joke would write and direct possibly the worst entry in the series, only rivaled by AVP: Requiem.
I saw this movie when I was 6 somewhere in the 90s. surprisingly that is when I hit my puberty.
The amazing thing about this movie is once Ah-nold is alone there is no dialogue. A big chunk of the movie has no words, and we keep watching. America! Fuck yeah!
First time I could watch Predator all the way thru...Thanks.
I wish Salma Hayek was in this. Also the Pumping Iron clips were great!
4:14-4:30.; Where did the "Holy shit!", "Rampage!", "Unstoppable!" & other line I can't remember come from, again?...
Unreal Tournament 1999
Smite