Neil Hilborn - Dear Creationists

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  • Опубліковано 4 лис 2024

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  • @Scorpia161
    @Scorpia161 10 років тому +665

    ....this man is important to me.

    • @mh6739
      @mh6739 5 років тому

      Same

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 3 роки тому

      He helped me through one of the hardest times in my life. That was so long ago, I felt the need to come back and see it all over again, after I trudged through those horrible years.

    • @noeljesus8641
      @noeljesus8641 3 роки тому

      Sorry to be so offtopic but does anyone know of a way to get back into an instagram account..?
      I was stupid forgot my account password. I would love any tips you can offer me

    • @edenliam2578
      @edenliam2578 3 роки тому

      @Noel Jesus Instablaster =)

    • @noeljesus8641
      @noeljesus8641 3 роки тому

      @Eden Liam Thanks so much for your reply. I got to the site on google and im in the hacking process atm.
      Looks like it's gonna take quite some time so I will get back to you later when my account password hopefully is recovered.

  • @xxLaynzxx
    @xxLaynzxx 8 років тому +313

    "like male humans generally have the final say in unborn fetuses"
    was the audience just all prolife??

    • @silverandexact
      @silverandexact 7 років тому +71

      ikr. I thought that was funny (in an, "oh shit, he just went there!" kind of way).

    • @shadoweaglebear
      @shadoweaglebear 5 років тому +8

      I lost it...

  • @abdiali4893
    @abdiali4893 9 років тому +473

    This channel needs to be a TV show

  • @genuineinterest
    @genuineinterest 8 років тому +263

    This wasn't just the most hilarious thing I've heard in a while, it's also the bloody cutest one. Look at what a dumpling this guy is being. He couldn't stop laughing at his own amazingness. He literally took a second in the middle for a "Bad joke, okay, gotta cut that." "...Thanks for the feedback!!!" I love him so much.

    • @aamemon7494
      @aamemon7494 8 років тому +16

      *exposes*, _haha_

    • @haayleexo
      @haayleexo 7 років тому +8

      he is my favorite person ever ugh

  • @Crab380
    @Crab380 10 років тому +453

    I thought the seahorse joke was good, don't scrap it!

  • @Medliwen
    @Medliwen 10 років тому +111

    I clicked on this expecting it to be really deep and serious about religion and social justice and shit, and am MUCH happier with what I got. I came to get passionate about something but I left laughing and that's a pretty great thing.

  • @yasmina8348
    @yasmina8348 8 років тому +145

    I like how Neil always makes fun of himself with bad lines and doesn't take himself so seriously

  • @Inochan91
    @Inochan91 8 років тому +94

    He must have had really good school presentations back in the day

  • @skylerarden
    @skylerarden 10 років тому +186

    This is literally the best thing ever.

    • @colindc1
      @colindc1 10 років тому +12

      indeed. love your profile pic btw

    • @skylerarden
      @skylerarden 10 років тому +1

      Thanks. I can tell you're an awesome person.

    • @colindc1
      @colindc1 10 років тому +1

      C:

  • @movelea
    @movelea 9 років тому +528

    The seahorse commet deserved an OOOOH at least, but not a peep out of the audience. It was a clever jab at the current way pregnancy and abortion are treated ikn western culture, but it clearly either went over their heads, or they were all pro-life.

    • @konakoffee77
      @konakoffee77 8 років тому +25

      +movelea I think people had to think about it for a second? I didn't get it until a few seconds later.

    • @berrypeary
      @berrypeary 8 років тому +5

      yeah it definitely took me a second to catch up lmao he talks so fast

    • @salmah7258
      @salmah7258 8 років тому +14

      i know!! it was so clever and spot-on, don't know why they didn't like it

    • @garretthaslam3869
      @garretthaslam3869 7 років тому +2

      Ooooooor.... they didn't like it?

    • @rachellrutledge7016
      @rachellrutledge7016 7 років тому +6

      movelea I was listening to this while getting ready and I literally stopped and was like "OOOOOOOOH"

  • @PurposefullyAimless
    @PurposefullyAimless 10 років тому +100

    I was expecting some 4 minute rant about how much he hates creationists, but I was soooo happy with what he delivered. I laughed so hard.

  • @ginpotion2412
    @ginpotion2412 8 років тому +102

    "We could be boning in space" I choked on my spit and my face turned blood red, I was actually about to suffocate.

  • @anthropology.studies8816
    @anthropology.studies8816 8 років тому +29

    I love how he can be deep and profound and then come up with shit like this. Beautiful.

  • @mycandypigs925
    @mycandypigs925 10 років тому +489

    As a practicing Catholic, I can confirm that this poem is funny as hell.

    • @mycandypigs925
      @mycandypigs925 10 років тому +42

      Er... no pun intended.

    • @AwkwardCheeseIsAwkward
      @AwkwardCheeseIsAwkward 10 років тому +1

      Moriah B LOL

    • @gmedxpain
      @gmedxpain 10 років тому +4

      Moriah B lol tht pun was so inteneded, or atleast sounded like it ... it was perfectly placed

    • @mycandypigs925
      @mycandypigs925 10 років тому +16

      Robert Soto I didn't even realize it until I started getting notifications. It was completely unintentional. The best puns always are.

    • @mycandypigs925
      @mycandypigs925 8 років тому +29

      I am no longer a practicing Catholic, but it's still hilarious.

  • @rowansmith9005
    @rowansmith9005 10 років тому +6

    Neil Hilborn has given me a lot of things: inspiration, courage, validation, a response to one of my tweets that I got to brag about at school, but this might be the most important work I've experienced of his. If my heart could do the hands up in praise emoji, I think this is what it would feel like.

  • @MegansCloudyMorning
    @MegansCloudyMorning 10 років тому +39

    "Becky!" I died XD This is hilarious.

  • @Nanancay
    @Nanancay 8 років тому +50

    'It's the American way'
    omfg lOOOOOL

  • @taylorbrewing
    @taylorbrewing 10 років тому +90

    This guy just fucking gets to me in the best way possible

  • @panda839578567659610
    @panda839578567659610 8 років тому +18

    this turned my night of endless sobbing and wanting to die into a laughing fit. thank you kind sir for existing

  • @actinggirlie02
    @actinggirlie02 10 років тому +9

    As a Christian, I'm far too busy laughing hysterically to be offended. I literally have tears in my eyes. I can't breathe. This is the best thing ever.

  • @sun.sh.in.e
    @sun.sh.in.e 8 років тому +54

    I really hope he is happy. I want him to be happy.

    • @allidwalker
      @allidwalker 7 років тому +2

      Jasmine Jackson he was amazing today and seemed really happy laughing and joking on stage

    • @momerk162
      @momerk162 7 років тому +1

      Jasmine Jackson Same.

  • @punkassmoon3413
    @punkassmoon3413 10 років тому +13

    His beard keeps getting better. I love this man

  • @ilyem999
    @ilyem999 10 років тому +106

    I clicked on this not even looking at the name just the title of the poem and the picture of the mountain man and then when the video started i saw "Neil Hilborn" and I was like no way a mountain man ate Neil Hilborn and stole his poetry. But nope 3 seconds of hearing his voice and it really is Neil where'd the beard come from?

    • @TheYasmineFlower
      @TheYasmineFlower 10 років тому +5

      Truth is, my beard felt neglected and ran away.

    • @drewg.4779
      @drewg.4779 10 років тому +18

      Presumably the beard came from his face :P

    • @radikaul
      @radikaul 10 років тому +4

      Right? He looks so different.

  • @lydiamay7159
    @lydiamay7159 10 років тому +2

    Brilliant as always, love Neil Hilborn👌👌👌

  • @peachez1516
    @peachez1516 10 років тому +78

    I'm christian, and I'm not mad. This was just too funny to be mad at.

    • @L0Ldude11
      @L0Ldude11 9 років тому +2

      Amen, xD

    • @vidzeerox
      @vidzeerox 4 роки тому

      I mean, it's not technically aimed at you. It's aimed at radical dumbasses.

  • @ashleyramirez9293
    @ashleyramirez9293 10 років тому +13

    "We could all be boning in space" laughed so hard their

  • @alexterrel9594
    @alexterrel9594 9 років тому +14

    Why is Neil not a superstar? Seriously. Actor material all day! Just by being himself!

  • @theclockworktempest
    @theclockworktempest 10 років тому +8

    Omg, I don't know if he was drunk or just amused about his reciting as the rest of us, but this was amazing.

  • @atiaglod1110
    @atiaglod1110 10 років тому

    This man makes me emotional on all levels. One minute, I'm sobbing because the piece is just that good, the next, I'm unable to keep myself laughing till I cry. Neil, you're really a true artist.

  • @hayleycooper6607
    @hayleycooper6607 8 років тому +3

    I fucking love him and his style and the way he says things, he's SO SO cute, he's so sweet and says these things so perfectly, I love his work, I love his voice, I just think he's one of the most talented poets of our era.

  • @alicsanderdeleary7959
    @alicsanderdeleary7959 10 років тому +74

    Neil Hilborn: Young Santa

  • @dinosaurcheeses
    @dinosaurcheeses 9 років тому

    absolutely LOVE how much fun he seems to be having performing this, it just makes it all the more enjoyable to watch

  • @JTThomas82
    @JTThomas82 10 років тому +8

    "2 hams slapping together in a hurricane" i like that

  • @nathalialima6046
    @nathalialima6046 7 років тому +1

    I just love this guy so much!!!

  • @briannathomson3050
    @briannathomson3050 7 років тому +2

    I was having a really rough day and this poem just completely cheered me up

  • @MishaDKroon
    @MishaDKroon 10 років тому +45

    I feel he wrote and performed that drunk... But I just learnt so much about animal sex and genitals... I might have to rewatch to take everything in....
    Also that joke about men having the final decision was perfect. If he cuts it from his next, if ever, performance of this, I'll cry.

  • @gabiholmes9946
    @gabiholmes9946 8 років тому +5

    I love this man.

  • @madanium
    @madanium 10 років тому

    That was phenomenal. I think I need to rewatch it.

  • @shaeyne2386
    @shaeyne2386 10 років тому +3

    My favorite poet!!!

  • @amyrandles390
    @amyrandles390 10 років тому +1

    He's honestly the greatest spoken word artist x

  • @bobblehead7002
    @bobblehead7002 7 років тому +4

    Man this guy is awesome. Writing poems that make me laugh and ones that make me cry

  • @Miiirwa
    @Miiirwa 9 років тому +1

    I watched this yesterday and laughed about it from then till now.. Iconic

  • @sadboitimes9012
    @sadboitimes9012 7 років тому +4

    "...OR REALLY MEAN EX GIRLFRIENDS, BECKY!" lmao I died XD

  • @rachannaayala3034
    @rachannaayala3034 7 років тому +1

    I think this is the best thing I have ever heard!

  • @papacafy
    @papacafy 10 років тому +1

    Fantastic. Only word needed, as always.

  • @madichalland9061
    @madichalland9061 9 років тому +31

    I loved when he brought up there is more penis than vagina based research!!

  • @AleMaia
    @AleMaia 8 років тому +9

    when u're italian, u can understand what he says even though he speaks soooooo fast...and u realize that:
    1) damn, u'r improving your english so much!!!
    2) this is one of the funniest thing u've ever heard in your life

  • @honestlycanadian
    @honestlycanadian 8 років тому +1

    I've been watching quite a few of these videos and the way you read is really something.

    • @MerrilMicra
      @MerrilMicra 8 років тому

      Neil's poems are great he has an awesome presence about him.

  • @myrtlemcnappy1641
    @myrtlemcnappy1641 9 років тому

    my heart has moved !!!!!

  • @kenziebailey9142
    @kenziebailey9142 8 років тому +2

    I have his book and I love it, but quite literally nothing compares to Neil's delivery.

  • @aj-dm5kt
    @aj-dm5kt 8 років тому +31

    Neil looks like a young santa

  • @inixte
    @inixte 10 років тому +1

    This is the most profound poem I have ever heard.

  • @sarahshepherd2559
    @sarahshepherd2559 7 років тому +2

    The way his voice cracked when he said 'lame as fuck' had me dyinnnnggg

  • @colorfulflashoflight
    @colorfulflashoflight 10 років тому +1

    This is my favorite thing ever!

  • @ODKChris
    @ODKChris 10 років тому

    Neil is the best and most consistent poet on this channel!

  • @agilepeacock6183
    @agilepeacock6183 9 років тому

    HE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE I'M SO HAPPY

  • @AngelC-vn2pz
    @AngelC-vn2pz 10 років тому

    Wow..... This is why Neil is a top favorite of mine...he and a few other have helped me find my voice and made me cry...and laugh my ass off. Also LOVE the beard nothing sexier then a mountain man haha

  • @robynreiser
    @robynreiser 7 років тому +1

    OK I just got turned onto this poet. AND I LOVE HIM!! Everything I have seen is so honest and funny and sad and completely perfect.

  • @AskingAllOfAndy
    @AskingAllOfAndy 10 років тому +1

    I love this man more than life, oh my god.

  • @jupiterfan013
    @jupiterfan013 8 років тому +65

    If God created us in his own image...why'd he make dinosaurs first? XD

  • @LiveLaughLove13ish
    @LiveLaughLove13ish 10 років тому

    This is my favorite poem of all time

  • @samanthab7152
    @samanthab7152 10 років тому

    I literally love Neil

  • @skyllerf97
    @skyllerf97 10 років тому +64

    BECKY!

  • @punkflowerchild8072
    @punkflowerchild8072 7 років тому +1

    this man is so important

  • @saramunoz3887
    @saramunoz3887 7 років тому +1

    this is wonderful.

  • @BingyCrosby
    @BingyCrosby 8 років тому +8

    holy shit I love this dude

  • @claire1052
    @claire1052 10 років тому

    oh my i love this man so so much

  • @kylehill9981
    @kylehill9981 10 років тому

    THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING

  • @lovesongsandfacebook
    @lovesongsandfacebook 10 років тому

    Neil, you're perfection oh my god

  • @Makeupjhen
    @Makeupjhen 10 років тому

    i absolutely love this guy

  • @zoemcgonnell5180
    @zoemcgonnell5180 7 років тому +1

    I was gonna quote a cute moment of his but they were all adorable!!

  • @OwlsAtGlacierCoast
    @OwlsAtGlacierCoast 9 років тому

    i think this is my new favourite thing

  • @mallorymcdaniel5114
    @mallorymcdaniel5114 4 роки тому

    Is anyone else watching this in 2020 because Neil is an absolute gem?

  • @channaalterman410
    @channaalterman410 8 років тому +1

    This guy is my spirit animal

  • @bpdbigsister
    @bpdbigsister 8 років тому +1

    Neil Holborn is my favourite poet of all time

    • @ObeyCamp
      @ObeyCamp 8 років тому

      He and Michael Lee are my two favorites. 'The Addict, A Magician'? God damn, it's so good. Also, 'Pass On.' Powerful Michael Lee.

  • @LITTLEMUSTANGFILLY
    @LITTLEMUSTANGFILLY 6 років тому +1

    That was fantastic!

  • @zakkloves
    @zakkloves 10 років тому +14

    Dear Creationists, don't bother. Pack up your arguments and take them elsewhere. It's not worth it, trust me.

  • @NCSaint
    @NCSaint 10 років тому +13

    You are the best dude. Keep it up :3
    Also your beard gets bigger and beardier every time I see it.

  • @gracemuir6362
    @gracemuir6362 10 років тому +6

    yo this was perfect, good break from the serious stuff.

  • @sleeptightgoose
    @sleeptightgoose 10 років тому

    I feel this on an emotional level

  • @haileybug5113
    @haileybug5113 8 років тому +10

    I fucking love this beautifully hilarious man.

  • @cadewooten2460
    @cadewooten2460 9 років тому

    Neil is so great

  • @hannahjervis
    @hannahjervis 10 років тому

    Fantastic!

  • @welcometotheaquazone7984
    @welcometotheaquazone7984 7 років тому +1

    this is my favorite thing

  • @maddiealexandra6740
    @maddiealexandra6740 7 років тому +1

    loved it!!

  • @JensaMaiNali
    @JensaMaiNali 7 років тому +1

    I knew I was gonna love it when he said 'it's disgusting, are you ready' 😂

  • @sydneydarrow8974
    @sydneydarrow8974 10 років тому

    No but seriously.... this is my favorite thing in the world.

  • @LittleJ345
    @LittleJ345 10 років тому +4

    Laughed so hard during this, Neil is the fucking best omg

  • @brooketalks
    @brooketalks 10 років тому

    neil hilborn, you've done it again!

  • @carmenl988
    @carmenl988 9 років тому

    I love how his poems can range from sad and real to absolutely hilarious.

  • @laurenm4332
    @laurenm4332 6 років тому

    ...this man will do great things

  • @TheDenverOmelette
    @TheDenverOmelette 9 років тому

    Best. Poem. Ever.

  • @notyxx9452
    @notyxx9452 10 років тому +2

    Aww. I loved the Seahorse fetus joke.

  • @OneUpdateataTime
    @OneUpdateataTime 10 років тому +5

    This was basically a stand up routine about dicks. It's really entertaining and great to see the breadth of your talents extends from deeply moving and depressing poems to such fantastic humour.

  • @lovepreetsmagh5430
    @lovepreetsmagh5430 8 років тому

    i love this

  • @veronicabradford2782
    @veronicabradford2782 9 років тому +1

    Boning in space. I'm a Christian and I was almost mad but that last one got me

    • @ItsRobinWhoTalks
      @ItsRobinWhoTalks 9 років тому

      +Veronica Bradford Why would you be mad though?

  • @Johnnyboy200993
    @Johnnyboy200993 10 років тому

    This poem allows me to end my night on a high note! Hilarious stuff =)

  • @isabellaguevara1867
    @isabellaguevara1867 4 роки тому

    I don’t even know what this poem is but I love it 😂❤️

  • @konakoffee77
    @konakoffee77 8 років тому +89

    Even as a Creationist, I thought this was hilarious xD

    • @konakoffee77
      @konakoffee77 8 років тому +9

      +Wp3PK Haha yeah, it would be nice if that happened a little more often ^^ Well, since I'm a Christian, I suppose that believe goes along with that belief. But I also find it impossible to believe that all of this just happened out of pure coincidence. Right now I'm in a Psychology 100 class and it's INCREDIBLE what the brain can do and how it develops and so on. I just... looking around myself and at the world, it's an amazing place and people are just... wow. I can't see any of that just happening.

    • @konakoffee77
      @konakoffee77 8 років тому +2

      What are you beliefs?

    • @bekkahstyles7569
      @bekkahstyles7569 8 років тому

      +konakoffee77 mind if I join the discussion? :3

    • @hevyrocky
      @hevyrocky 8 років тому +1

      +Wp3PK You should check out the Kalam cosmological argument.

    • @hevyrocky
      @hevyrocky 8 років тому +2

      +MUSIC EAT PEOPLE And evolution is a theory. Don't go on saying science proves everything because it doesn't yet, personally I'm not a creationist either but hey, it's cool to like accept other people's beliefs and stuff yo.

  • @matcolling5202
    @matcolling5202 7 років тому +1

    I thought I was going to be aggravated by this video, but fur some reason I wanted to watch it... I can't stop laughing...