He helped me through one of the hardest times in my life. That was so long ago, I felt the need to come back and see it all over again, after I trudged through those horrible years.
Sorry to be so offtopic but does anyone know of a way to get back into an instagram account..? I was stupid forgot my account password. I would love any tips you can offer me
@Eden Liam Thanks so much for your reply. I got to the site on google and im in the hacking process atm. Looks like it's gonna take quite some time so I will get back to you later when my account password hopefully is recovered.
This wasn't just the most hilarious thing I've heard in a while, it's also the bloody cutest one. Look at what a dumpling this guy is being. He couldn't stop laughing at his own amazingness. He literally took a second in the middle for a "Bad joke, okay, gotta cut that." "...Thanks for the feedback!!!" I love him so much.
I clicked on this expecting it to be really deep and serious about religion and social justice and shit, and am MUCH happier with what I got. I came to get passionate about something but I left laughing and that's a pretty great thing.
The seahorse commet deserved an OOOOH at least, but not a peep out of the audience. It was a clever jab at the current way pregnancy and abortion are treated ikn western culture, but it clearly either went over their heads, or they were all pro-life.
Neil Hilborn has given me a lot of things: inspiration, courage, validation, a response to one of my tweets that I got to brag about at school, but this might be the most important work I've experienced of his. If my heart could do the hands up in praise emoji, I think this is what it would feel like.
As a Christian, I'm far too busy laughing hysterically to be offended. I literally have tears in my eyes. I can't breathe. This is the best thing ever.
I clicked on this not even looking at the name just the title of the poem and the picture of the mountain man and then when the video started i saw "Neil Hilborn" and I was like no way a mountain man ate Neil Hilborn and stole his poetry. But nope 3 seconds of hearing his voice and it really is Neil where'd the beard come from?
This man makes me emotional on all levels. One minute, I'm sobbing because the piece is just that good, the next, I'm unable to keep myself laughing till I cry. Neil, you're really a true artist.
I fucking love him and his style and the way he says things, he's SO SO cute, he's so sweet and says these things so perfectly, I love his work, I love his voice, I just think he's one of the most talented poets of our era.
I feel he wrote and performed that drunk... But I just learnt so much about animal sex and genitals... I might have to rewatch to take everything in.... Also that joke about men having the final decision was perfect. If he cuts it from his next, if ever, performance of this, I'll cry.
when u're italian, u can understand what he says even though he speaks soooooo fast...and u realize that: 1) damn, u'r improving your english so much!!! 2) this is one of the funniest thing u've ever heard in your life
Wow..... This is why Neil is a top favorite of mine...he and a few other have helped me find my voice and made me cry...and laugh my ass off. Also LOVE the beard nothing sexier then a mountain man haha
This was basically a stand up routine about dicks. It's really entertaining and great to see the breadth of your talents extends from deeply moving and depressing poems to such fantastic humour.
+Wp3PK Haha yeah, it would be nice if that happened a little more often ^^ Well, since I'm a Christian, I suppose that believe goes along with that belief. But I also find it impossible to believe that all of this just happened out of pure coincidence. Right now I'm in a Psychology 100 class and it's INCREDIBLE what the brain can do and how it develops and so on. I just... looking around myself and at the world, it's an amazing place and people are just... wow. I can't see any of that just happening.
+MUSIC EAT PEOPLE And evolution is a theory. Don't go on saying science proves everything because it doesn't yet, personally I'm not a creationist either but hey, it's cool to like accept other people's beliefs and stuff yo.
....this man is important to me.
Same
He helped me through one of the hardest times in my life. That was so long ago, I felt the need to come back and see it all over again, after I trudged through those horrible years.
Sorry to be so offtopic but does anyone know of a way to get back into an instagram account..?
I was stupid forgot my account password. I would love any tips you can offer me
@Noel Jesus Instablaster =)
@Eden Liam Thanks so much for your reply. I got to the site on google and im in the hacking process atm.
Looks like it's gonna take quite some time so I will get back to you later when my account password hopefully is recovered.
"like male humans generally have the final say in unborn fetuses"
was the audience just all prolife??
ikr. I thought that was funny (in an, "oh shit, he just went there!" kind of way).
I lost it...
This channel needs to be a TV show
I'd watch that!
+Abdi Ali I'd watch THE FCK outta that
AllieCat approves 😛😜😝
this channel IS my tv show
Abdi Ali yesss it dose
This wasn't just the most hilarious thing I've heard in a while, it's also the bloody cutest one. Look at what a dumpling this guy is being. He couldn't stop laughing at his own amazingness. He literally took a second in the middle for a "Bad joke, okay, gotta cut that." "...Thanks for the feedback!!!" I love him so much.
*exposes*, _haha_
he is my favorite person ever ugh
I thought the seahorse joke was good, don't scrap it!
I clicked on this expecting it to be really deep and serious about religion and social justice and shit, and am MUCH happier with what I got. I came to get passionate about something but I left laughing and that's a pretty great thing.
I like how Neil always makes fun of himself with bad lines and doesn't take himself so seriously
He must have had really good school presentations back in the day
This is literally the best thing ever.
indeed. love your profile pic btw
Thanks. I can tell you're an awesome person.
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The seahorse commet deserved an OOOOH at least, but not a peep out of the audience. It was a clever jab at the current way pregnancy and abortion are treated ikn western culture, but it clearly either went over their heads, or they were all pro-life.
+movelea I think people had to think about it for a second? I didn't get it until a few seconds later.
yeah it definitely took me a second to catch up lmao he talks so fast
i know!! it was so clever and spot-on, don't know why they didn't like it
Ooooooor.... they didn't like it?
movelea I was listening to this while getting ready and I literally stopped and was like "OOOOOOOOH"
I was expecting some 4 minute rant about how much he hates creationists, but I was soooo happy with what he delivered. I laughed so hard.
"We could be boning in space" I choked on my spit and my face turned blood red, I was actually about to suffocate.
I love how he can be deep and profound and then come up with shit like this. Beautiful.
As a practicing Catholic, I can confirm that this poem is funny as hell.
Er... no pun intended.
Moriah B LOL
Moriah B lol tht pun was so inteneded, or atleast sounded like it ... it was perfectly placed
Robert Soto I didn't even realize it until I started getting notifications. It was completely unintentional. The best puns always are.
I am no longer a practicing Catholic, but it's still hilarious.
Neil Hilborn has given me a lot of things: inspiration, courage, validation, a response to one of my tweets that I got to brag about at school, but this might be the most important work I've experienced of his. If my heart could do the hands up in praise emoji, I think this is what it would feel like.
"Becky!" I died XD This is hilarious.
'It's the American way'
omfg lOOOOOL
This guy just fucking gets to me in the best way possible
this turned my night of endless sobbing and wanting to die into a laughing fit. thank you kind sir for existing
I hope you're feeling better :)
As a Christian, I'm far too busy laughing hysterically to be offended. I literally have tears in my eyes. I can't breathe. This is the best thing ever.
I really hope he is happy. I want him to be happy.
Jasmine Jackson he was amazing today and seemed really happy laughing and joking on stage
Jasmine Jackson Same.
His beard keeps getting better. I love this man
I clicked on this not even looking at the name just the title of the poem and the picture of the mountain man and then when the video started i saw "Neil Hilborn" and I was like no way a mountain man ate Neil Hilborn and stole his poetry. But nope 3 seconds of hearing his voice and it really is Neil where'd the beard come from?
Truth is, my beard felt neglected and ran away.
Presumably the beard came from his face :P
Right? He looks so different.
Brilliant as always, love Neil Hilborn👌👌👌
I'm christian, and I'm not mad. This was just too funny to be mad at.
Amen, xD
I mean, it's not technically aimed at you. It's aimed at radical dumbasses.
"We could all be boning in space" laughed so hard their
Why is Neil not a superstar? Seriously. Actor material all day! Just by being himself!
Omg, I don't know if he was drunk or just amused about his reciting as the rest of us, but this was amazing.
This man makes me emotional on all levels. One minute, I'm sobbing because the piece is just that good, the next, I'm unable to keep myself laughing till I cry. Neil, you're really a true artist.
I fucking love him and his style and the way he says things, he's SO SO cute, he's so sweet and says these things so perfectly, I love his work, I love his voice, I just think he's one of the most talented poets of our era.
Neil Hilborn: Young Santa
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absolutely LOVE how much fun he seems to be having performing this, it just makes it all the more enjoyable to watch
"2 hams slapping together in a hurricane" i like that
I just love this guy so much!!!
I was having a really rough day and this poem just completely cheered me up
I feel he wrote and performed that drunk... But I just learnt so much about animal sex and genitals... I might have to rewatch to take everything in....
Also that joke about men having the final decision was perfect. If he cuts it from his next, if ever, performance of this, I'll cry.
I love this man.
That was phenomenal. I think I need to rewatch it.
My favorite poet!!!
He's honestly the greatest spoken word artist x
Man this guy is awesome. Writing poems that make me laugh and ones that make me cry
I watched this yesterday and laughed about it from then till now.. Iconic
"...OR REALLY MEAN EX GIRLFRIENDS, BECKY!" lmao I died XD
I think this is the best thing I have ever heard!
Fantastic. Only word needed, as always.
I loved when he brought up there is more penis than vagina based research!!
when u're italian, u can understand what he says even though he speaks soooooo fast...and u realize that:
1) damn, u'r improving your english so much!!!
2) this is one of the funniest thing u've ever heard in your life
I've been watching quite a few of these videos and the way you read is really something.
Neil's poems are great he has an awesome presence about him.
my heart has moved !!!!!
I have his book and I love it, but quite literally nothing compares to Neil's delivery.
Neil looks like a young santa
This is the most profound poem I have ever heard.
The way his voice cracked when he said 'lame as fuck' had me dyinnnnggg
This is my favorite thing ever!
Neil is the best and most consistent poet on this channel!
HE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE I'M SO HAPPY
Wow..... This is why Neil is a top favorite of mine...he and a few other have helped me find my voice and made me cry...and laugh my ass off. Also LOVE the beard nothing sexier then a mountain man haha
OK I just got turned onto this poet. AND I LOVE HIM!! Everything I have seen is so honest and funny and sad and completely perfect.
I love this man more than life, oh my god.
If God created us in his own image...why'd he make dinosaurs first? XD
redlikesnow because Dinosaurs are cooler than him
True dat XD
This is my favorite poem of all time
I literally love Neil
BECKY!
this man is so important
this is wonderful.
holy shit I love this dude
oh my i love this man so so much
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
Neil, you're perfection oh my god
i absolutely love this guy
I was gonna quote a cute moment of his but they were all adorable!!
i think this is my new favourite thing
Is anyone else watching this in 2020 because Neil is an absolute gem?
This guy is my spirit animal
Neil Holborn is my favourite poet of all time
He and Michael Lee are my two favorites. 'The Addict, A Magician'? God damn, it's so good. Also, 'Pass On.' Powerful Michael Lee.
That was fantastic!
Dear Creationists, don't bother. Pack up your arguments and take them elsewhere. It's not worth it, trust me.
You are the best dude. Keep it up :3
Also your beard gets bigger and beardier every time I see it.
yo this was perfect, good break from the serious stuff.
I feel this on an emotional level
I fucking love this beautifully hilarious man.
Neil is so great
Fantastic!
this is my favorite thing
loved it!!
I knew I was gonna love it when he said 'it's disgusting, are you ready' 😂
No but seriously.... this is my favorite thing in the world.
Laughed so hard during this, Neil is the fucking best omg
neil hilborn, you've done it again!
I love how his poems can range from sad and real to absolutely hilarious.
...this man will do great things
Best. Poem. Ever.
Aww. I loved the Seahorse fetus joke.
This was basically a stand up routine about dicks. It's really entertaining and great to see the breadth of your talents extends from deeply moving and depressing poems to such fantastic humour.
i love this
Boning in space. I'm a Christian and I was almost mad but that last one got me
+Veronica Bradford Why would you be mad though?
This poem allows me to end my night on a high note! Hilarious stuff =)
I don’t even know what this poem is but I love it 😂❤️
Even as a Creationist, I thought this was hilarious xD
+Wp3PK Haha yeah, it would be nice if that happened a little more often ^^ Well, since I'm a Christian, I suppose that believe goes along with that belief. But I also find it impossible to believe that all of this just happened out of pure coincidence. Right now I'm in a Psychology 100 class and it's INCREDIBLE what the brain can do and how it develops and so on. I just... looking around myself and at the world, it's an amazing place and people are just... wow. I can't see any of that just happening.
What are you beliefs?
+konakoffee77 mind if I join the discussion? :3
+Wp3PK You should check out the Kalam cosmological argument.
+MUSIC EAT PEOPLE And evolution is a theory. Don't go on saying science proves everything because it doesn't yet, personally I'm not a creationist either but hey, it's cool to like accept other people's beliefs and stuff yo.
I thought I was going to be aggravated by this video, but fur some reason I wanted to watch it... I can't stop laughing...