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Neil Hilborn - Dear Creationists
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- Опубліковано 18 сер 2024
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Neil Hilborn, performing at BANG! BANG! in Saint Paul, MN.
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....this man is important to me.
Same
He helped me through one of the hardest times in my life. That was so long ago, I felt the need to come back and see it all over again, after I trudged through those horrible years.
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I was stupid forgot my account password. I would love any tips you can offer me
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"like male humans generally have the final say in unborn fetuses"
was the audience just all prolife??
ikr. I thought that was funny (in an, "oh shit, he just went there!" kind of way).
I lost it...
This channel needs to be a TV show
I'd watch that!
+Abdi Ali I'd watch THE FCK outta that
AllieCat approves 😛😜😝
this channel IS my tv show
Abdi Ali yesss it dose
This wasn't just the most hilarious thing I've heard in a while, it's also the bloody cutest one. Look at what a dumpling this guy is being. He couldn't stop laughing at his own amazingness. He literally took a second in the middle for a "Bad joke, okay, gotta cut that." "...Thanks for the feedback!!!" I love him so much.
*exposes*, _haha_
he is my favorite person ever ugh
I like how Neil always makes fun of himself with bad lines and doesn't take himself so seriously
He must have had really good school presentations back in the day
I clicked on this expecting it to be really deep and serious about religion and social justice and shit, and am MUCH happier with what I got. I came to get passionate about something but I left laughing and that's a pretty great thing.
Creationist here. This isn't asking for an answer, so I won't give one. Hilarious poem; the world needs more people like you. Thanks for sharing!
I thought the seahorse joke was good, don't scrap it!
"We could be boning in space" I choked on my spit and my face turned blood red, I was actually about to suffocate.
This is literally the best thing ever.
indeed. love your profile pic btw
Thanks. I can tell you're an awesome person.
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As a practicing Catholic, I can confirm that this poem is funny as hell.
Er... no pun intended.
Moriah B LOL
Moriah B lol tht pun was so inteneded, or atleast sounded like it ... it was perfectly placed
Robert Soto I didn't even realize it until I started getting notifications. It was completely unintentional. The best puns always are.
I am no longer a practicing Catholic, but it's still hilarious.
I was expecting some 4 minute rant about how much he hates creationists, but I was soooo happy with what he delivered. I laughed so hard.
The seahorse commet deserved an OOOOH at least, but not a peep out of the audience. It was a clever jab at the current way pregnancy and abortion are treated ikn western culture, but it clearly either went over their heads, or they were all pro-life.
+movelea I think people had to think about it for a second? I didn't get it until a few seconds later.
yeah it definitely took me a second to catch up lmao he talks so fast
i know!! it was so clever and spot-on, don't know why they didn't like it
Ooooooor.... they didn't like it?
movelea I was listening to this while getting ready and I literally stopped and was like "OOOOOOOOH"
"Becky!" I died XD This is hilarious.
I love how he can be deep and profound and then come up with shit like this. Beautiful.
This guy just fucking gets to me in the best way possible
'It's the American way'
omfg lOOOOOL
this turned my night of endless sobbing and wanting to die into a laughing fit. thank you kind sir for existing
I hope you're feeling better :)
I really hope he is happy. I want him to be happy.
Jasmine Jackson he was amazing today and seemed really happy laughing and joking on stage
Jasmine Jackson Same.
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As a Christian, I'm far too busy laughing hysterically to be offended. I literally have tears in my eyes. I can't breathe. This is the best thing ever.
Neil Hilborn has given me a lot of things: inspiration, courage, validation, a response to one of my tweets that I got to brag about at school, but this might be the most important work I've experienced of his. If my heart could do the hands up in praise emoji, I think this is what it would feel like.
I'm christian, and I'm not mad. This was just too funny to be mad at.
Amen, xD
I mean, it's not technically aimed at you. It's aimed at radical dumbasses.
I clicked on this not even looking at the name just the title of the poem and the picture of the mountain man and then when the video started i saw "Neil Hilborn" and I was like no way a mountain man ate Neil Hilborn and stole his poetry. But nope 3 seconds of hearing his voice and it really is Neil where'd the beard come from?
Truth is, my beard felt neglected and ran away.
Presumably the beard came from his face :P
Right? He looks so different.
"We could all be boning in space" laughed so hard their
Neil looks like a young santa
Why is Neil not a superstar? Seriously. Actor material all day! Just by being himself!
"2 hams slapping together in a hurricane" i like that
His beard keeps getting better. I love this man
I feel he wrote and performed that drunk... But I just learnt so much about animal sex and genitals... I might have to rewatch to take everything in....
Also that joke about men having the final decision was perfect. If he cuts it from his next, if ever, performance of this, I'll cry.
when u're italian, u can understand what he says even though he speaks soooooo fast...and u realize that:
1) damn, u'r improving your english so much!!!
2) this is one of the funniest thing u've ever heard in your life
I fucking love him and his style and the way he says things, he's SO SO cute, he's so sweet and says these things so perfectly, I love his work, I love his voice, I just think he's one of the most talented poets of our era.
BECKY!
Omg, I don't know if he was drunk or just amused about his reciting as the rest of us, but this was amazing.
If God created us in his own image...why'd he make dinosaurs first? XD
redlikesnow because Dinosaurs are cooler than him
True dat XD
I loved when he brought up there is more penis than vagina based research!!
"...OR REALLY MEAN EX GIRLFRIENDS, BECKY!" lmao I died XD
Brilliant as always, love Neil Hilborn👌👌👌
Man this guy is awesome. Writing poems that make me laugh and ones that make me cry
I just love this guy so much!!!
"Oooooooohhhhh bad joke" was my favourite line
This man makes me emotional on all levels. One minute, I'm sobbing because the piece is just that good, the next, I'm unable to keep myself laughing till I cry. Neil, you're really a true artist.
Dear Creationists, don't bother. Pack up your arguments and take them elsewhere. It's not worth it, trust me.
The way his voice cracked when he said 'lame as fuck' had me dyinnnnggg
I was having a really rough day and this poem just completely cheered me up
I love this man.
Even as a Creationist, I thought this was hilarious xD
+Wp3PK Haha yeah, it would be nice if that happened a little more often ^^ Well, since I'm a Christian, I suppose that believe goes along with that belief. But I also find it impossible to believe that all of this just happened out of pure coincidence. Right now I'm in a Psychology 100 class and it's INCREDIBLE what the brain can do and how it develops and so on. I just... looking around myself and at the world, it's an amazing place and people are just... wow. I can't see any of that just happening.
What are you beliefs?
+konakoffee77 mind if I join the discussion? :3
+Wp3PK You should check out the Kalam cosmological argument.
+MUSIC EAT PEOPLE And evolution is a theory. Don't go on saying science proves everything because it doesn't yet, personally I'm not a creationist either but hey, it's cool to like accept other people's beliefs and stuff yo.
absolutely LOVE how much fun he seems to be having performing this, it just makes it all the more enjoyable to watch
holy shit I love this dude
I fucking love this beautifully hilarious man.
Is anyone else watching this in 2020 because Neil is an absolute gem?
My favorite poet!!!
my heart has moved !!!!!
yo this was perfect, good break from the serious stuff.
You are the best dude. Keep it up :3
Also your beard gets bigger and beardier every time I see it.
He's honestly the greatest spoken word artist x
I have his book and I love it, but quite literally nothing compares to Neil's delivery.
this man is so important
I watched this yesterday and laughed about it from then till now.. Iconic
This is the most profound poem I have ever heard.
I think this is the best thing I have ever heard!
Fantastic. Only word needed, as always.
I literally love Neil
That was fantastic!
this is wonderful.
Laughed so hard during this, Neil is the fucking best omg
I love this man more than life, oh my god.
OK I just got turned onto this poet. AND I LOVE HIM!! Everything I have seen is so honest and funny and sad and completely perfect.
Neil is the best and most consistent poet on this channel!
"Or really mean ex girlfriends Becky!!"
Wow..... This is why Neil is a top favorite of mine...he and a few other have helped me find my voice and made me cry...and laugh my ass off. Also LOVE the beard nothing sexier then a mountain man haha
I knew I was gonna love it when he said 'it's disgusting, are you ready' 😂
This is my favorite thing ever!
oh my i love this man so so much
This was basically a stand up routine about dicks. It's really entertaining and great to see the breadth of your talents extends from deeply moving and depressing poems to such fantastic humour.
I'm a Christian and this made me choke omg it was hilarious
This is my favorite poem of all time
HE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE I'M SO HAPPY
Neil Holborn is my favourite poet of all time
He and Michael Lee are my two favorites. 'The Addict, A Magician'? God damn, it's so good. Also, 'Pass On.' Powerful Michael Lee.
i absolutely love this guy
Neil is so great
That was phenomenal. I think I need to rewatch it.
this is my favorite thing
This guy is my spirit animal
Boning in space. I'm a Christian and I was almost mad but that last one got me
+Veronica Bradford Why would you be mad though?
neil hilborn, you've done it again!
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING
I need to like this twenty billion times 😂😂
Allow me to rectify that
Fantastic!
loved it!!
I was gonna quote a cute moment of his but they were all adorable!!
i think this is my new favourite thing
I've been watching quite a few of these videos and the way you read is really something.
Neil's poems are great he has an awesome presence about him.
I don’t even know what this poem is but I love it 😂❤️
Aww. I loved the Seahorse fetus joke.
this guy is awesome
I feel this on an emotional level
Best. Poem. Ever.