HOW NOT TO MAKE CHEESE - Cooking with Boris

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  • @bsm239
    @bsm239 4 роки тому +6479

    In Britain, we name cheeses after their location(Cheddar, Stilton), so the British name for this cheese is "Shady Russian forum"

    • @Hirundo-demersalis
      @Hirundo-demersalis 4 роки тому +408

      Borislavonian Cheese

    • @tommybason6057
      @tommybason6057 4 роки тому +102

      @@tronk44 not a city, but a gorge

    • @durratulaishah3703
      @durratulaishah3703 4 роки тому +49

      @@tommybason6057 gorge?

    • @tommybason6057
      @tommybason6057 4 роки тому +113

      @@durratulaishah3703 there's also a nearby village called cheddar where the cheese came from, but cheddar gorge is particularly well known

    • @durratulaishah3703
      @durratulaishah3703 4 роки тому +20

      @@tommybason6057
      oh good to know,then
      :)

  • @niix3579
    @niix3579 4 роки тому +9748

    "My expectations are low, but they can always go lower."
    - Boris, Slav King, 2020

    • @sparkz6349
      @sparkz6349 4 роки тому +82

      His expectations: Can go lower
      Also his expectations:
      * Already at my will to live *

    • @zimou5849
      @zimou5849 4 роки тому +19

      -my parents (my lifetime)

    • @Mitsuki-jg3nz
      @Mitsuki-jg3nz 4 роки тому +14

      dont worry girls also say that about every guy

    • @scouseleemini1
      @scouseleemini1 4 роки тому +9

      But he can squat as low as his expectations can go

    • @aron-sandornemeti9619
      @aron-sandornemeti9619 4 роки тому +2

      tsar*

  • @chinguundelgersaikhan966
    @chinguundelgersaikhan966 4 роки тому +1533

    Eats cheese
    Boris: Too expensive
    Makes cheese himself
    Boris: This is real russian cheese.

  • @gnarledh2o474
    @gnarledh2o474 4 роки тому +3482

    I saw a Gordon Ramsey ad before this and I was like:
    "Get out of here amateur. I'm trying to watch a true professional."

    • @axelthemanwithanaxe4212
      @axelthemanwithanaxe4212 4 роки тому +106

      Youre goddamn right comrade

    • @mashmash4597
      @mashmash4597 4 роки тому +96

      @@axelthemanwithanaxe4212 Comrade Boris teaches you how to survive end of month and Western spy teaches you how to get a budget like end of month at the start of the month.

    • @axelthemanwithanaxe4212
      @axelthemanwithanaxe4212 4 роки тому +16

      @@mashmash4597 i agree with you aswell comrade

    • @ramslade
      @ramslade 4 роки тому +7

      Gordon Ramsay might be better, but no one can beat a slav chef :D

    • @halfbloodbrit2518
      @halfbloodbrit2518 4 роки тому

      Me too

  • @mitchwernlein9890
    @mitchwernlein9890 4 роки тому +1394

    2:40 "Boris, you do know what happens when you don't stir boiling milk, right?"
    2:42 "Boris"
    2:44 "Boris!"
    2:49 "BORIS!"

    • @someguyfromtheinternet5102
      @someguyfromtheinternet5102 4 роки тому +34

      Mitch Wernlein i was thinking the same shit... lol

    • @AsmageddonPrince
      @AsmageddonPrince 4 роки тому +5

      What happens?

    • @al4381
      @al4381 4 роки тому +65

      @@AsmageddonPrince and burns at the bottom. Cheese probably ended up tasting like burned milk

    • @LmaoItsDead
      @LmaoItsDead 4 роки тому +14

      (IIISSSSSSS) *BoOoOoOoRrRrIiIiSsSsSs!!!*

    • @kly8105
      @kly8105 4 роки тому +21

      Literally me in chemistry class a decade ago,
      asking my chemistry teacher if she knew what happens when you pour alcohol in a LIT Bunsen Burner to refuel it without first turning it off,
      and then watching her sleeve catch fire, and the bottle, lucky not explode, since she got scared when she saw the flame go up.
      Cause and effect guys, simple stuff xD

  • @randomoats5985
    @randomoats5985 4 роки тому +4600

    America: *preparing for the corona virus*
    Boris: Making cheese

    • @vAlexo23
      @vAlexo23 4 роки тому +94

      The whole world: preparing for corona virus
      ....
      ..........
      .........
      .......
      The Philippines: I kNoW hOw tO mAkE a GiRL gO cRaZy(tik tok) having a tiktok concert

    • @vAlexo23
      @vAlexo23 4 роки тому +8

      I know my reply is not related at all no need to tell me :) skl..

    • @jameschristian1664
      @jameschristian1664 4 роки тому +4

      Hakdowgggg

    • @vAlexo23
      @vAlexo23 4 роки тому

      @@jameschristian1664 Ha?

    • @jameschristian1664
      @jameschristian1664 4 роки тому +1

      @@vAlexo23 HALAMan

  • @slav8893
    @slav8893 4 роки тому +3409

    I laughed profusely when he opened the fridge gasped and just thought it was vadim

    • @KevinShinwoo
      @KevinShinwoo 4 роки тому +21

      Who is Vadim?

    • @milkysuga5323
      @milkysuga5323 4 роки тому +128

      KevinShinwoo Boris neighbour which he does not really like and Vadim steals smoked sausage

    • @nadjwafitratuszahra874
      @nadjwafitratuszahra874 4 роки тому +3

      SameeeXD

    • @martixak
      @martixak 4 роки тому +14

      Hello jojos bizzare advanture part:6 stone ocean jotaro

    • @CrawBG
      @CrawBG 4 роки тому +7

      @@KevinShinwoo lol boris's annoying neighbor

  • @iprainwater7461
    @iprainwater7461 4 роки тому +1890

    The Russian old woman cursive looks like a child took a pen and guessed what cursive writing was.

    • @pinataperson9869
      @pinataperson9869 4 роки тому +100

      Looks what I did for cursive as a child because I wanted to do fancy writing like adults

    • @euvo_sound
      @euvo_sound 4 роки тому +16

      @@pinataperson9869 Same as me

    • @parthpurvesh1201
      @parthpurvesh1201 4 роки тому +29

      Russian cursive is actually the same

    • @mentalitydesignvideo
      @mentalitydesignvideo 4 роки тому +53

      it's the legendary doctor's scribble. legendary for it's indecipherableness.

    • @sixmint2904
      @sixmint2904 4 роки тому +15

      It literally looks like a ton of squiggly lines on paper

  • @ChemySh
    @ChemySh 4 роки тому +1308

    oh wow, that bite mark on cheese. Prepare to have face reveal, Boris. I'm sure someone is currently matching it with dental record database

    • @tqser
      @tqser 4 роки тому +69

      Why did this make me laugh lmao

    • @whoami1449
      @whoami1449 4 роки тому +102

      When people online could VERY accurately find someone's position based ob shadows, or find my pictures from when im 5 with 30 seconds of my voice
      I believe that is easy
      IF boris live in a country that have database on dental record

    • @georgegoslan5350
      @georgegoslan5350 4 роки тому +27

      @Отоја Јамагучи ohoho my friend, he's not

    • @milekiticevsin3290
      @milekiticevsin3290 4 роки тому +24

      @Отоја Јамагучи you call their mom

    • @sponlgehurb3385
      @sponlgehurb3385 4 роки тому +7

      @@milekiticevsin3290 THAT SET ME OFF 💀

  • @m1tulesque
    @m1tulesque 4 роки тому +1002

    "Why have one cheese when you can have six cheeses"
    -Boris 2020

  • @samueltenaglia4728
    @samueltenaglia4728 4 роки тому +250

    The food spills, the shady recipe, the honest cursing
    This has to be the most chaotic cooking video you made so far
    Good job

  • @irakanaya
    @irakanaya 4 роки тому +3218

    I love how he blames Vadim for literally everything.

    • @Burek_so_sirenje
      @Burek_so_sirenje 4 роки тому +116

      I read this when he said your parents could have named you Vadim

    • @irakanaya
      @irakanaya 4 роки тому +15

      Hahahah

    • @benjamin5788
      @benjamin5788 4 роки тому +47

      Dinkleberg

    • @irakanaya
      @irakanaya 4 роки тому +29

      @@benjamin5788 same energy

    • @mrgamer9220
      @mrgamer9220 4 роки тому +18

      DAMN YOU V L A D I M

  • @nana_dolo
    @nana_dolo 4 роки тому +1576

    me: "mom we need to buy cheese"
    my mom: "we got cheese at home"
    cheese at home:

    • @Defframe
      @Defframe 4 роки тому +32

      6:27

    • @francis9871
      @francis9871 4 роки тому +19

      You have to feel honoured to have comrade Boris make you russian cheese everyday yes?

    • @BallonEEE.
      @BallonEEE. 4 роки тому +6

      You make fun of real soviet cheese?

    • @fabiosantana3226
      @fabiosantana3226 4 роки тому +3

      Dead meme ma dude

    • @abandonedlmao9433
      @abandonedlmao9433 4 роки тому +3

      @@fabiosantana3226 dead capitalist meme? No dignity

  • @arcitekk
    @arcitekk 4 роки тому +1489

    "Dis is cheez"
    "It is zellow"
    "It has holz"
    "Oy blyat"

  • @10poundsofcarp
    @10poundsofcarp 4 роки тому +181

    2:47 Actual Footage of the meltdown of Reactor No. 4 on Chernobyl (Circa April 26, 1986 Colorized)

    • @mich4408
      @mich4408 4 роки тому +20

      Worker: hey can you operate this section for me? I gotta go to the bathroom
      Boris: ok then
      5 minutes later...

  • @blueshell292
    @blueshell292 4 роки тому +1384

    That 2:55 'ay blyaa-' is perhaps the most wholesome thing I’ve heard on this channel
    Edit: of course, with the exception of every Anatoli appearance.

    • @cloudyminja
      @cloudyminja 4 роки тому +102

      agreed. but its right there with anatoli’s giggle about the stove

    • @pinataperson9869
      @pinataperson9869 4 роки тому +80

      Despite it literally meaning ah fuuuuuuuck

    • @cloudyminja
      @cloudyminja 4 роки тому +23

      @@pinataperson9869 yep! i dont know how he does it

    • @-shapine-
      @-shapine- 4 роки тому +11

      АЙ БЛЯЯЯТЬ

    • @chillstate4209
      @chillstate4209 4 роки тому +5

      Indeed.

  • @kdesikdosi5900
    @kdesikdosi5900 4 роки тому +531

    video title: how *not* to make cheese
    me: so its a recipe

    • @swazmarthy5929
      @swazmarthy5929 4 роки тому +4

      for disaster

    • @dankolord
      @dankolord 4 роки тому +5

      @@swazmarthy5929 and laughter.

    • @SigEpBlue
      @SigEpBlue 4 роки тому +2

      No, title is, _HOW NOT TO MAKE CHEESE_ -- Boris is shouting at us now.

  • @hm94goal
    @hm94goal 4 роки тому +671

    everyone: COVID19 outbreak.... sanitize everything
    Boris: drops cheese to the floor then eats it.
    this is hardcore Gopnik

    • @riargaet
      @riargaet 4 роки тому +12

      Can russians even get sick?

    • @randomizing549
      @randomizing549 4 роки тому +8

      @@riargaet he actually got sick at some point and didn't post for a month i think

    • @mra2960
      @mra2960 4 роки тому +3

      Basically me when I drop food

    • @asovietreunion13
      @asovietreunion13 4 роки тому +2

      @@randomizing549 I remember that time, very sad..

    • @asovietreunion13
      @asovietreunion13 4 роки тому +2

      I always eat food after I drop it on the sidewalk.

  • @comrade1918
    @comrade1918 4 роки тому +1599

    "and stronk like soviet economy"
    not gonna lie was expecting the cheese to drop

    • @furbait69
      @furbait69 4 роки тому +31

      Technically soviet economy is not the same as soviet federation. Soviet economy drop after soviet droped. So yeah

    • @meep8209
      @meep8209 4 роки тому +6

      Vladimir Lenin vlad did my joke WAY better than me! GG

    • @aruthorcarly
      @aruthorcarly 4 роки тому +1

      So melted cheese like raclette?

    • @vibegoddess6176
      @vibegoddess6176 4 роки тому +1

      @@furbait69 no. The Soviet economy is strong. Federation or no federation. The motherland stays strong

    • @edyrlima3581
      @edyrlima3581 4 роки тому

      Hol up

  • @onigireee
    @onigireee 4 роки тому +918

    "What is the best before on this thing?"
    "Fifteenth.... THREE MONTHS AGO??"
    "Eh, not bad."

    • @netherdominater9960
      @netherdominater9960 4 роки тому +35

      Onigiree if there's no mold and it doesn't taste like old feet, it's still good to eat

    • @kingcp0878
      @kingcp0878 4 роки тому +11

      Onigiree I had some gravy from 2 years ago, nothing happened to me

    • @MrAranton
      @MrAranton 4 роки тому +20

      Old army rule: Always go for the cheese and never for the deli meats. Deli meats spoil, cheese ripens.

    • @teppomultimaki1074
      @teppomultimaki1074 4 роки тому +2

      tru slav

    • @fungalzombie2524
      @fungalzombie2524 4 роки тому +1

      My empovershed ass when discovering a can of something and eating it anyway.

  • @iknowdawae893
    @iknowdawae893 4 роки тому +648

    Boris:
    "it tastes like..."
    *Cuts a piece
    "Like processed cow juice"

    • @wolfsyncc
      @wolfsyncc 4 роки тому +18

      c O w J U I C e

    • @waterH-O-H
      @waterH-O-H 4 роки тому +23

      *western spy: milk*
      *boris: cOw jUiCe*

    • @waterH-O-H
      @waterH-O-H 4 роки тому +1

      @Tachanka The Communist and you stole my lada. I doubt that you are vadim's brother blyat

    • @gizira_leon
      @gizira_leon 4 роки тому +1

      Cheese is just a loaf of milk

    • @disastergoblin65
      @disastergoblin65 4 роки тому +2

      Isn't that exactly what it is though?

  • @irishime
    @irishime 4 роки тому +742

    Boris: "This is the most Gopnik shit I have ever done..."
    I almost screamed from laughter. Even though your cheese didn't work out, I still enjoy the video. I have never heard of adding baking soda to cheese.
    Ah! You add acid to curdle the milk.
    Bring milk to boil, simmer it down then add a little lemon juice or vinegar. Make sure to make in big pot. It will give you a basic ricotta type cheese that you can strain then press into shape.

    • @ishandk5035
      @ishandk5035 4 роки тому +10

      I am laughing at that exact phrase now and head to the comments I'm glad i was not the only one XD

    • @irishime
      @irishime 4 роки тому +15

      @@ishandk5035 I love how Boris keeps it real and funny in his videos. Even when I'm doing stuff that I'm not familiar with especially crafts & cooking, I'm like: "What the hell am I doing here?"

    • @ishandk5035
      @ishandk5035 4 роки тому +12

      @@irishime This is why boris is a true slav always calm in such situations.

    • @diablominero
      @diablominero 4 роки тому +10

      Milk protein is soluble in base but not in acid. The cottage cheese has enough acid to make the protein in milk fall out of the water, then you take out most of the water and use baking soda to re-dissolve it. If you use sodium citrate instead of baking soda, and ideally use a source of milk protein that isn't half cottage cheese, it actually can taste pretty okay.

    • @irishime
      @irishime 4 роки тому +1

      @@diablominero Is that how they get the cheese smoothly textured like the packaged cheese?

  • @san-day7638
    @san-day7638 4 роки тому +560

    He is the Russian HowToBasic except when nothing goes wrong.

    • @swordofornias
      @swordofornias 4 роки тому +28

      Slavs can't afford things going wrong, blin.

    • @imbob99999
      @imbob99999 3 роки тому +11

      Less egg

  • @SkySweeperSyn
    @SkySweeperSyn 4 роки тому +264

    "This was a mistake"
    Never change, boris. From America with love

  • @TheSkaBouncer
    @TheSkaBouncer 4 роки тому +117

    "Today we are going to make cheese. The ingredients you need are milk, and cheese."

    • @rusuproductions7474
      @rusuproductions7474 4 роки тому +3

      Boris:
      1. Get cheese
      2. Make bigger cheese with cheese
      3. Repeat
      4. Unlimited cheese blyad

  • @ExcelonTheFourthAvalonHeirs
    @ExcelonTheFourthAvalonHeirs 4 роки тому +63

    5:45
    No joke, I laugh my ass off when he though his cheese is gone and blame Vadim for it.
    But, no. It in "freeze"

  • @deanokken8960
    @deanokken8960 4 роки тому +21

    1:47 Boris 100 respect for giving a glorious 2018 meme another chance at life. Will never stop loving that meme.

  • @gentle6400
    @gentle6400 4 роки тому +410

    5:44 most underrated scene throughout the entire comment section

  • @carolinapalacios812
    @carolinapalacios812 4 роки тому +161

    The "its something" meme its so old its endearing. U go Boris.

    • @benm8503
      @benm8503 4 роки тому +2

      Carolina Palacios that is history right there

  • @rasztaputyinnetpartizan7955
    @rasztaputyinnetpartizan7955 4 роки тому +430

    I: The Hungarian universities were closed so I can't do anything. What should I do?
    Boris:

    • @rasztaputyinnetpartizan7955
      @rasztaputyinnetpartizan7955 4 роки тому +10

      @Sightless_Seeker I have a Hungarian 75M gas mask. I bought it around 5 Euro just for my slav costume, but it works fine after 40 years too!

    • @rasztaputyinnetpartizan7955
      @rasztaputyinnetpartizan7955 4 роки тому +9

      @@angyalkence Mindenhol IS!

    • @TheInrab
      @TheInrab 4 роки тому +2

      Nem te csináltál egy rakat mémet a Népköztársasági Pártirodába?
      :D

    • @rasztaputyinnetpartizan7955
      @rasztaputyinnetpartizan7955 4 роки тому +3

      @@TheInrab De igen, a UA-cam-csatornám mellett mémeket is gyártok, főleg a Pártirodába, pl. a csehszlovák Valentin-nap és a berlini Mi kis falunk is az én "művem!" Amúgy gratulálok, te vagy az első, aki felfedezte az összefüggést! :D

    • @TheInrab
      @TheInrab 4 роки тому +4

      @@rasztaputyinnetpartizan7955 Én gratulálok a sztahanovista túlteljesítéshez a mém gyártás táján, én csak ÁVH-s nyomozói vénámat használva jutottam erre a következtetésre.

  • @prinzouji
    @prinzouji 4 роки тому +223

    How to make cheese:
    Ingredients: Cheese

    • @nodezsh
      @nodezsh 4 роки тому +5

      It's like making pizza dough, or yoghurt, or kombucha, or most anything fermented, really…
      Except for a few recipes like kimchi, which uses other sources for its bacteria that are not kimchi. Though if your kimchi tastes ten times as good somehow, you might want to hold on to that supply, see above.

    • @byronsmothers8064
      @byronsmothers8064 4 роки тому +2

      I used the cheese, to make the cheese.

    • @Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer
      @Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer 4 роки тому

      @@nodezsh Lactobacillus will form naturally in a lot of stuff. Kombucha or Kefir is just easier to use a scoby or kefir grains. Cheese is just usually made with some form of rennet.

    • @numberoneappgames
      @numberoneappgames 4 роки тому

      it was stonks alright.

  • @yoshiyahatano6365
    @yoshiyahatano6365 4 роки тому +109

    Boris: "I use cheese to make cheese"
    Palpatine: INFINITE CHEESE

  • @watermelooooon
    @watermelooooon 4 роки тому +639

    Boris making a mess for 7 minutes and 33 seconds 😂
    Also, aren’t we going to talk about the fact that there is nothing in the fridge or freezer except air?

    • @boriskalashnikov489
      @boriskalashnikov489 4 роки тому +22

      Its Russia

    • @neonlights8012
      @neonlights8012 4 роки тому +7

      I always just assume he not cooking at home for some reason?

    • @kat3325
      @kat3325 4 роки тому +58

      It’s end of month

    • @Drabbo
      @Drabbo 4 роки тому +46

      Sometimes end of month is all month

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 4 роки тому +12

      Ioana Maria are you really surprised that a Russian has no food? Now wait till you see a Ukrainian fridge especially around 1932

  • @victorzilliacus9531
    @victorzilliacus9531 4 роки тому +2593

    Boris: "Strong like soviet economy!"
    Me: Something ain't right....

    • @RussianKondr
      @RussianKondr 4 роки тому +94

      well Soviet economy was the second strong in the world, after usa

    • @bobek7754
      @bobek7754 4 роки тому +15

      @@RussianKondr not the actual economy.

    • @bobek7754
      @bobek7754 4 роки тому +26

      Russia aint in top 8. Order is
      America, china,japan,germany,india, united kingdom,france and italy.

    • @neron0va
      @neron0va 4 роки тому +19

      dont you mean S T R O N K

    • @galaxyeyesphotondragon8191
      @galaxyeyesphotondragon8191 4 роки тому +6

      I don’t know what date it may have been second, currently it isn’t ranked in the top 10. I believe it was ranked at 12th on an analytic I read.

  • @krivisk244
    @krivisk244 4 роки тому +1185

    Boris: this cheese is as strong as soviet economy
    Cheese: inatantly discentegrates into pieces

    • @Silancet
      @Silancet 4 роки тому +63

      No worry is thicc as masha

    • @SafiullahMollick
      @SafiullahMollick 4 роки тому +25

      @@Silancet cheese after hearing such high praises and *comparison*
      *Cheese* : Do you want me to cut myself into pieces cyka?.... Don't make me cry so much blyat.

    • @viggo8213
      @viggo8213 4 роки тому +4

      Shut fuck

    • @naizamabao4681
      @naizamabao4681 4 роки тому

      Big victory for hong kong, huge loss for NK

    • @frenchiestfry9045
      @frenchiestfry9045 4 роки тому

      British and japanese joint colony just like the soviet economy

  • @harryjoe860
    @harryjoe860 4 роки тому +159

    Nobody has pointed out he always has ingredients but his fridge and freezer are completely empty all the time

    • @ObsidianGloria
      @ObsidianGloria 4 роки тому +17

      No need to fill the fridge when you live alone.

    • @harryjoe860
      @harryjoe860 4 роки тому +4

      @@ObsidianGloria fair

  • @usaccdecks8363
    @usaccdecks8363 4 роки тому +239

    When cheese is too expensive
    Boris: *Fine, I'll do it myself*

  • @yojimbro8029
    @yojimbro8029 4 роки тому +943

    He's been making videos in English for years, you'd expect his accent to be clear....it only has gotten much thicker.

    • @skyleviathan9669
      @skyleviathan9669 4 роки тому +137

      Was probably some confidence thing, know alot of people who after years of speaking English just stop trying to hide their accent, and somehow that makes them easier to understand.

    • @kalkakalka5804
      @kalkakalka5804 4 роки тому +24

      that's the point

    • @faishalrafielian9061
      @faishalrafielian9061 4 роки тому +20

      @Alice Specter he did just check out his very first video he speak normal accent

    • @AgentPedestrian
      @AgentPedestrian 4 роки тому +90

      He has said in a video he can speak English fine but it feels better to thicken his accent (and tbh it adds to the humour so it's a good strategy)

    • @carstarsarstenstesenn
      @carstarsarstenstesenn 4 роки тому +9

      im american and i dont know shit about russia like every other american but i can tell this guy is obviously putting on an act. he probably doesnt live in russia or europe at all

  • @maureenschoen8268
    @maureenschoen8268 4 роки тому +83

    1:22 “bUt ThAtS nO pRoBlEm FoR bOrIs!!”
    I don’t know why, but that was adorable as hell.

  • @NightwolfRainbow6Siege
    @NightwolfRainbow6Siege 4 роки тому +133

    2:21 “What is A for?” Is my favorite part

  • @ChezThunderDash
    @ChezThunderDash 4 роки тому +157

    "HEY LETS MAKE SOME CHEESE!" - boris's brain

    • @wolfsyncc
      @wolfsyncc 4 роки тому +4

      "cheese" - boris and my brain

  • @strangeonexd4776
    @strangeonexd4776 4 роки тому +17

    You know, most UA-camrs would like overreact to the taste of failed cheese.
    Boris simply cannons it out of his mouth. Good man.

  • @nichizono442
    @nichizono442 4 роки тому +70

    *throws away big single mold*
    *pulls smol mold with 6 inserts*
    "Why have 1 cheese when you can have 6 cheese"
    Thats an IQ 300 move there

  • @josephharold808
    @josephharold808 4 роки тому +579

    I fear no man, but that thing
    /[Cyrillic cursive]/
    That scares me.

    • @DrNo-kz5zg
      @DrNo-kz5zg 4 роки тому +5

      Top meme 2020
      Suka

    • @jennystarbun5053
      @jennystarbun5053 4 роки тому +29

      It's scares us too. These is how our medics writing. No one can understand it except another medics...

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 3 роки тому +3

      Indeed

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 3 роки тому +9

      Blin I'm Russian and that shit scared me

  • @vokuno
    @vokuno 4 роки тому +245

    Man I was having a really bad day today
    stumbled across this channel and i havent laughed so much in my life.
    thank u. dropped a sub

  • @tqser
    @tqser 4 роки тому +389

    "No need hole in cheese, is *t h i c c* like masha."
    Well, I think that's why you don't want *holes* in your cheese...

  • @pedropivapinheirojardim8235
    @pedropivapinheirojardim8235 4 роки тому +689

    Nobody:
    Boris' stove: A

  • @brewcityboatclub8299
    @brewcityboatclub8299 4 роки тому +112

    I come from a family of Swiss Wisconsin immigrants, that have been cheese makers for many generations. You have no idea how much this video hurt my soul

  • @radianzero
    @radianzero 4 роки тому +250

    Ingredients for Russian cheese:
    *Vodka*
    *Cow juice*
    *Slapping*

  • @middles8771
    @middles8771 4 роки тому +1203

    Boris doesn't realise that the A on his stove means something else...
    RUSH A

    • @traficantededolly9922
      @traficantededolly9922 4 роки тому +39

      Wait, that's illegal!!!

    • @Velu0
      @Velu0 4 роки тому +22

      RUSH B CYKA BLYAT

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 4 роки тому +2

      Stanislaus Kosinski HERESY!

    • @waterH-O-H
      @waterH-O-H 4 роки тому +6

      don't rush A, rush B blyat!

    • @vaclavherout3614
      @vaclavherout3614 4 роки тому +2

      РУШ Б СУКА БЛЯТ
      I'm not the best when it comes to russian typing

  • @noway7891
    @noway7891 4 роки тому +36

    "My expectations are low, but they can always go lower"
    Boris 2020

  • @lunicalll
    @lunicalll 4 роки тому +237

    2:22 *”A.* What is A for?”
    HAHAHA oh my god i could not stop laughing at this for some reason, he was just like
    *A.*
    this gives the same exact vibes of the letter h
    I’m going insane

  • @Ricky-ce3jo
    @Ricky-ce3jo 4 роки тому +159

    "I mean, it could be worse....
    you're parents could've named you Vadim."

    • @Вадим-м6ш1ф
      @Вадим-м6ш1ф 4 роки тому

      hi, I am Vadim.

    • @Ricky-ce3jo
      @Ricky-ce3jo 4 роки тому

      @@Вадим-м6ш1ф hopefully you're not Vadim Blyat, at this point blyat should be his last name

  • @awesomeness9824
    @awesomeness9824 4 роки тому +91

    1:22 (exists) Doctors: Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!!

  • @nothingrealynothing.1623
    @nothingrealynothing.1623 4 роки тому +173

    "shady russian webfoum"
    Ah yes. The imageboards.

    • @TailsDoll275
      @TailsDoll275 4 роки тому +11

      /di/ won't give you bad advice

  • @raxton6355
    @raxton6355 4 роки тому +49

    "When you have low expectations, you can always go lower"
    -Boris (circa 1943)

  • @asnbloxalt7883
    @asnbloxalt7883 4 роки тому +667

    Boris: “Switzerland”
    Me, a neutral person: *Neutrality has just became slavic*

  • @voltariantechnologyinc.8594
    @voltariantechnologyinc.8594 4 роки тому +89

    "Strong like soviet economy"
    *Easily takes a bite*

  • @LifeFighter7
    @LifeFighter7 4 роки тому +79

    *opens fridge*
    *"cheese" is missing*
    VADIM BLYA-oh wait
    *opens freezer*

  • @PlumpLing
    @PlumpLing 4 роки тому +28

    Boris: Ah yes, boiling, the highest form of cooking
    YSAC: *you've yee'd your last haw*

  • @chickenlover657
    @chickenlover657 4 роки тому +18

    Just realized Boris has been wearing anti Coronavirus protective gear for years.

  • @a_yan6581
    @a_yan6581 4 роки тому +66

    " And stronk like Soviet economy "
    *Laughs in 1990s

  • @spooglegoose
    @spooglegoose 4 роки тому +1087

    "and strong like soviet economy"
    while all the army cheese is strong, the rest of the cheese is weak.
    if the cheese boris stabbed was strong, it was an army cheese.
    army cheese is swiss, soo...
    wouldnt that make it so the USSR was under swiss control all along?

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 4 роки тому +39

      ooh, what a *spicy* conspiracy theory.

    • @Manofsteal912
      @Manofsteal912 4 роки тому +18

      All hail motherland cheese

    • @ben.mp469
      @ben.mp469 4 роки тому +5

      C H E E S E

    • @SafiullahMollick
      @SafiullahMollick 4 роки тому +9

      Hmmm... smells Cheeslovakia in Swiss Cheese

    • @yyzyyz
      @yyzyyz 4 роки тому +7

      It's a swiss-army cheese

  • @lolbotomy
    @lolbotomy 4 роки тому +26

    *moves "cheese" from fridge into freezer*
    *checks fridge*
    *GASP* "VADIM- oh wait."

  • @jdskjddnksoxwkdmxm3861
    @jdskjddnksoxwkdmxm3861 4 роки тому +2634

    No cheeki breeki outro???
    *sad blyat noises intensify*

  • @Daviyy1
    @Daviyy1 4 роки тому +46

    6:51 how it feels when boris uploaded last video.
    But it's real

  • @aceblackburn9504
    @aceblackburn9504 4 роки тому +41

    "It smell like cheese... But then again, so do many other things"

  • @justeundonut-moi.7979
    @justeundonut-moi.7979 4 роки тому +15

    This is my first time seeing his videos, I'm 22 seconds in, I can tell this Guy is amazing.

  • @vladhumoursofficial6832
    @vladhumoursofficial6832 4 роки тому +41

    0:21
    "NU BLYAT!!!"
    It got me good... 😂😂😂

  • @sawyervuorensyrja4703
    @sawyervuorensyrja4703 4 роки тому +60

    “You see, this is the most natural... wae... of cow juice extraction- ah, pashol nahui” *dumps in bottle of milk*

  • @fimul9491
    @fimul9491 4 роки тому +724

    World: is dying
    Boris: *cHeEsE*

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 4 роки тому +52

      you can’t blame him, cheese _does_ help you forget your impending doom.

    • @maximilianfranz2158
      @maximilianfranz2158 4 роки тому +30

      To be hones, It is absolutely what we need today

    • @Manofsteal912
      @Manofsteal912 4 роки тому +17

      Cheese can save the world comrade

    • @Shmendan2
      @Shmendan2 4 роки тому +8

      Putin will save the world

    • @FiSH-iSH
      @FiSH-iSH 4 роки тому +2

      Truer words have never been spoken, Maximilian Franz.

  • @emiliodinardo8968
    @emiliodinardo8968 4 роки тому +7

    At 2:55 "ay blyaaaa" I couldn't breath I was laughing so hard. That was the funniest thing I have ever heard on this channel.

  • @Lxyaltyhvh
    @Lxyaltyhvh 4 роки тому +6

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate how good of a job Boris’ Babushka did of teaching him

  • @idkwhattoputhere4695
    @idkwhattoputhere4695 4 роки тому +46

    4:44 *REACTOR 4 GOES CRITICAL*

  • @getnaenaed8063
    @getnaenaed8063 4 роки тому +137

    plot twist: he’s the relative of howtobasic

  • @DJAyt69
    @DJAyt69 4 роки тому +17

    Teacher: the best cursive handwriting is british
    Me an intellectual: Russian old woman cursive

  • @simplymarshal1167
    @simplymarshal1167 4 роки тому +116

    2:49 and that is why comrades never read instructions and cook at the same time

    • @guicky_
      @guicky_ 4 роки тому +11

      comrades never read instructions in the first place, they can figure it out

    • @jofreeman2518
      @jofreeman2518 4 роки тому +1

      @@guicky_ how do you think I did it

  • @NODnuke45
    @NODnuke45 4 роки тому +104

    Me: *Starts watching this video*
    The sky outside my house: *Gets really dark and cloudy really quickly*
    Me: Ah yes, I can see I won't need to travel to see Russia personally, Siberia has come to me today.

    • @TDGCmote
      @TDGCmote 4 роки тому +1

      NODnuke45 хорошо me too tovar

  • @TunaVera9000
    @TunaVera9000 4 роки тому +79

    Boris: Why you can have one cheese when you have six cheeses?
    Also Boris: *pours only four bcuz some of the others are over flowing*

  • @veljkosekaric5184
    @veljkosekaric5184 4 роки тому +5

    Babushka can we have howtobasic?
    Babushka:but we already have a howtobasic at home.
    Howtobasic at home: 5:38

  • @Bernhard_Riemann
    @Bernhard_Riemann 4 роки тому +505

    ×Big Smoke with a Russian accent×
    "One with cHEESE, and a large soda!"
    Edit: large kvass! :)

    • @FriendlyArchpriest
      @FriendlyArchpriest 4 роки тому +5

      Soda? I think you meant Kvass.

    • @SafiullahMollick
      @SafiullahMollick 4 роки тому +5

      I think Big smoke meant 1 large Kompot..

    • @eddedd1433
      @eddedd1433 4 роки тому +1

      @@FriendlyArchpriest my name is Rafael too :D

    • @tiagosales3373
      @tiagosales3373 4 роки тому +1

      @@eddedd1433 falA fel

    • @lukas_2701
      @lukas_2701 4 роки тому

      @@FriendlyArchpriest he probably meant soda like baking soda

  • @ocwpzw
    @ocwpzw 4 роки тому +61

    My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.
    Sounds like me going to meet my tinder date.

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 4 роки тому +2

      *Your Tinder date going to meet you. Like you can have any lower expectations.

  • @byronsmothers8064
    @byronsmothers8064 4 роки тому +17

    Recipe for cheese!
    >cottage cheese is second ingredient
    Me: *visible confusion

    • @neogiu000
      @neogiu000 4 роки тому +6

      Make cheese with cheese

  • @kennhito1
    @kennhito1 4 роки тому +8

    For some unknown reason this was in my recommendations.. *I never have been more proud of UA-cam.*

  • @elijahvangilder7670
    @elijahvangilder7670 4 роки тому +45

    3:01 Chernobyl clean up efforts, 1986, colorized

    • @Hirundo-demersalis
      @Hirundo-demersalis 4 роки тому

      Damn, why didn’t they just think of using baking soda?

  • @the_b3ngali_guy503
    @the_b3ngali_guy503 4 роки тому +552

    nobody:
    Boris: *uses a bayonet as a butter knife*

    • @user-ee4fh1ig1m
      @user-ee4fh1ig1m 4 роки тому +13

      Poor use of the format, though it is a decent meme for people who haven't watched his channel for long.

    • @thedimondtimbs7297
      @thedimondtimbs7297 4 роки тому +1

      as you do

    • @badjuju2721
      @badjuju2721 4 роки тому +3

      i have never had someone's user name confuse me like yours

    • @the_b3ngali_guy503
      @the_b3ngali_guy503 4 роки тому

      @@badjuju2721 like how?

    • @rinbin4234
      @rinbin4234 4 роки тому +1

      Well, it’s Russia.

  • @atheadax
    @atheadax 4 роки тому +103

    The *"NU BLYAT"* had me laughing out loud in the middle of class for 10 minutes.

  • @dylancarroll4623
    @dylancarroll4623 4 роки тому +18

    “I only understand like every fifth word” now you know how I feel, right now.

    • @wildman510
      @wildman510 4 роки тому

      This is me trying to read us cursive lol

  • @somewing8060
    @somewing8060 4 роки тому +144

    Cats: smells Boris cheese
    Boris : so what you think?
    Cats: TERRIBLE *
    Boris: wait you can talk?
    Cats: hits Boris glasses while recording*

  • @eli_csgo
    @eli_csgo 4 роки тому +26

    I actually tried this.
    The bread, local cheese, and butter. Not my own cheese.
    (It’s actually really good, try it guys)

  • @bumblebubby1056
    @bumblebubby1056 4 роки тому +32

    Me
    *Scrolls through youtube*
    *See's Boris made a new video*
    *inhales*
    "Nu... Davai"

  • @emsauce.08
    @emsauce.08 4 роки тому +27

    Boris: “ Could be worst, could be that your parents named you vadim”
    Also, Boris: “ this has got to be the most gorpink s**t I’ve ever done in my years of cooking”
    Me: dies of laughter “ Boris you are my king... let me worship you”
    (Edit) I don’t know what line to quote cuz they are all amazing
    - Boris, king of the world 2020

  • @woolytheram2183
    @woolytheram2183 4 роки тому +15

    Comrade I’m buying merch for the first time bylat, first time ever your ushanka and pin, glory to the motherland!!

  • @PeterJamesVillegas
    @PeterJamesVillegas 4 роки тому +22

    Everyone: CHEESE
    Boris: Processed Cow Juice.

  • @dunjasavic3387
    @dunjasavic3387 4 роки тому +5

    I am not able to explain the happiness i feel when Boris posts a video 💖

  • @Green_Magolor_Gijinka
    @Green_Magolor_Gijinka 4 роки тому +50

    "Why have 1 cheese when you can have 6 cheeses?"
    *so quantity?thats so soviet*

  • @arandomjew3127
    @arandomjew3127 4 роки тому +13

    This was the most honest cooking video I've ever seen. 😂

  • @JoDoSa
    @JoDoSa 4 роки тому +9

    Now that I'm in lockdown due to the covid-19 virus, this video has given me an idea of what to do to make the time.

  • @garpu_9187
    @garpu_9187 4 роки тому +55

    Boris shows everyone how to make cheese
    UA-cam: MM YES.. MONEY

  • @existencialflute
    @existencialflute 4 місяці тому

    i remember having genuinely one of the worst days of my life, my father was in the hospital, my dogs left the house making me and my cousin spend the whole afternoon looking for them, and our electricity almost getting cut because of debts. i decided to watch some youtube after all of that happened and stumbled upon this exact video, which led me to watch other and other videos and make the whole quarantine process a whole lot more tolerable, genuinely thank you for this content man, love from brazil.