Why was Ötzi German? Well He had tools with him, so he wasn’t Italian The found brains in his scull so Austrian was out of the question He was wearing sandals in winter high up in the mountains, definitely German
If you need shelter and food, look for the next Almhütte. There you can harvest a nice Weizenbier and eat Bratkartoffeln. Ahh yes, when you search for fresh water, watch out if the snow is yellow first.
@@minecrafter023 das ist so nicht richtig. Bw Stumpf hat ausgedient. Seit rund 12 Jahren wird der Nachfolger, also ein Victorinox mit Einhandöffnung ausgegeben.
Bear Grillz? hah cringe speed comparer angry German with two different socks, sport shoes, and Rudi/Juri in the "wilderness" in shorts, that's real discovery channel material
Soooo,zats how you survive in ze Wald!...Really good to know,thanks for the useful video,full of practical tips for us city slickers,who only get to experience nature in UA-cam videos...
Can the Birkenstock be the ultimate point 5 of the survival Guide ? It can keep your feet from the cold outside and gives you more respect point in fight against animals in the wald I guess.
“Yep, that’s snow”
He's a genius...with a slight German accent,and totally normal behavior, that's why we all like him!😊
Oh and i thought it was cocaine...
@@thepriestpucci4988
Ah, don't be sad.
"In the Wald it is very important that you have fun. Otherwise you will die."
Germans: Guess I'll die 🤷♂️
Also clean water is important,otherwise you will have durchfall for 2 days and you will die...2:45
I love the Wald
Not nice from Ze you
Bro i'm german... 😂👌
Vom Bio Bauernhof zum Schloss auf dem Berg, glatt 4 Kilometer. Kein Bock 😩
Why was Ötzi German?
Well
He had tools with him, so he wasn’t Italian
The found brains in his scull so Austrian was out of the question
He was wearing sandals in winter high up in the mountains, definitely German
Him wearing sandals alone is prove enough
Cries in Austrian
well well well
Als Österreicher fühl ich mich sehr angegriffen 😂
Now more than half of this reply section consists of angry Austrians.
This man risked his life out there just to entertain us. LEGENDE
To educate us. This is important!
@@torysaccount5753 haha true
Ehrenmann
Jawoll
And if he's over 40 he's gotta wear full Jack Wolfskin. No exceptions
Can comfirm from my dad.....🤦♂️
Lies! I'm over 40 and I wear Salewa. ;)
I'm only 15, but I love my Jack Wolfskin Jacke
@@antonieh.7473 Same, am only 22, but the Jack Wolfskin WINTERJACKE is a must have!
@@n1c3s43 I own an ALLWETTERJACKE (because man weiß ja nie)
A german and a russian hanging out in the snow.....what an irony
Guess who will come back home and drink a glas Vodka in memory of Heinz.
its so german to wear short pants when its cold
The birkenstock sandals with socks are missing...
I mean į wear shorts when it's cold even when it's -20
Actually that is Australian
@@danielspessa8185 maybe its australian and german
No. Thats english.
4:35 The German army after Stalingrad 1943 colorized
A🅱️🅱️roved by Stalin
4:35 the Soviet Army after 22.June 1941
More like 4:25
damn the PRODUCTION QUALITY
Thanks to Drive With Kol
German quality
2:29 "Bohr scheiße ey"
Übels der lachkick
German survival guide : exist
Russian winter : It’s free real estate
If you need shelter and food, look for the next Almhütte.
There you can harvest a nice Weizenbier and eat Bratkartoffeln.
Ahh yes, when you search for fresh water, watch out if the snow is yellow first.
The yellow snow is de best
Underrated camera man
You shout taste yellow snow, it tasty
Yes lemon snow very yummy
Might be beer! You never know
@@carnotauros not in Germany. We don't waste bier
@@carnotauros Its like lemonade ice cream :D
that filming skill though
Rudi did a great job
Juri
Blyat
"Ultimate GERMAN Survival Guide"
everywhere in the video: swiss numberplates
They don't have snow in Germany 😅
@@CediDaehler Not anymore at least :/
@@CediDaehler Two weaks ago we had snow all over the place. ;)
@@Quotenwagnerianer Yeah, I know... but less than we, here in switzerland 😜
@@CediDaehler we had
Kurze Hosen bei dem Wetter! Da fehlen nur noch die Sandalen mit gestrickten Socken!
3:47 "The most Impotent" 😂
Another thing to have is a German Army Knife, they are very handy and efficient! Swiss Army Knives are too red and less efficient!
Both Army's have Victorinox
@@philipfriedrich8135 🤣
@@philipfriedrich8135 yes but we have BW Stumpf!
@@minecrafter023 das ist so nicht richtig. Bw Stumpf hat ausgedient. Seit rund 12 Jahren wird der Nachfolger, also ein Victorinox mit Einhandöffnung ausgegeben.
@@philipfriedrich8135 Das nennt sich BW Scharf - Nachfolger vom BW Stumpf
"Stop I was only doing the fun". Good one.
I love wandering in the schwarzwald it’s a nice Freizeitaktivität.
I always get lost there. Always. An than it starts raining. It's truly the best Freizeitaktivität I know so far.
I can approve Germans are highly Survival-trained due to the explosive Trees in our Forsts.
Those ar in Austria not in germani
@@lunawolff4358 Germani >.>
@@xx-dp-bw-xx2546 yes, if yu see trumps video tere yu can see he talks about Austria not germani
@@lunawolff4358 German"y".>.>
@@xx-dp-bw-xx2546 😭 r/woooosh
Bear Grillz? hah cringe
speed comparer angry German with two different socks, sport shoes, and Rudi/Juri in the "wilderness" in shorts, that's real discovery channel material
German Comedian of the year award goes to : this guy
I've learnt many things from this... but the main takeaway point is that my sock game is not on point.
4:37 Germany vs Russia 1944
And when it’s really cold, you wear TWO pairs of shorts...
Well, in fact, the best way to survive any situation is to just avoid it.
This dude got a cold out there just to entertain us. He is indeed a real legend...
Soooo,zats how you survive in ze Wald!...Really good to know,thanks for the useful video,full of practical tips for us city slickers,who only get to experience nature in UA-cam videos...
This video is so German that I have the feeling to drink some potatoes, eat a beer and invade some country..
Ich habe gohofft, dass das Video diesen Stil hat und wurde nicht enttäuscht.
A man truly in his element
Next video: The ultimate Russian winter survival guide for a German
I'll make sure to follow these
a true German legend! I thank you for your expertise on how to survive in the wildness!
Who else got goosebumps when he crunched around that snow? 😬😬😬😬
Bin ich der einzige, der diese Videos im Lockdown schaut um nicht ganz auf Englisch zu verzichten ? XD
Ich glaube allerdings, durch dieses Video ist mein Englisch gerade wieder ein bisschen schlechter geworden...
Him: I need ze fresh woter
Also him: has meters of snow around him
Also him: I need a river for ze fresh woter
Can the Birkenstock be the ultimate point 5 of the survival Guide ? It can keep your feet from the cold outside and gives you more respect point in fight against animals in the wald I guess.
Brilliant!
"Я Юрий блядь" Love it when random comrades come by.
When you order Bear Grills on wish.
0:33 "This is snow, you can tell that this is snow by the way it is" had to think of the aspen guy instantly xD
Boi I'm lucky
Trifft meinen Humor direkt auf den Kopf :D
Man I haven't seen a video that made me laugh and grunz like this
I will send this to all my non-german friends to understand us germans better
Ich heiße alle aus der Zukunft willkommen, U finally were brought here by the algorithm my friend enjoy the Ostfront experience!
Kurze Hosen sind immer angebracht. Und so effizient wie wir eben sind, ist dieser Satz im übertragenen und wörtlichen Sinne zu verstehen.
Never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.
Ohne Witz der Typ holt sich in unter 2 Wochen Paris
2:44 that happened on a class trip in 6. Grade-
"Maybe help me a little bit"
Aww
Underrated
keine ahnung wie ich hier gelandet bin und ob es eine anspielung auf irgendwas hat... aber es ist sehr gut gelungen !! :D
You the best German I know
😁 🤣😂
Am Ende der Einzigste 😂
Apparently my German vacation will be much more difficult than I imagined.
The German version of Bear Grylls :-) Brilliant
He looks like Mr. Bean in the Cartoon
0:40 SCAMM THE PLATE IS SWISS
Black Forest = Not 😂😂
He's a german, currently living in Switzerland
Its in switzerland...
I break together by laughing! Have a circleruntogetherbreak ;-.) Klasse!
Yes, I can unterschreiben this so. Good guide. I will give you a Daumen hoch. ... xD
Legend!
Because of the "Hallo" at the start, I was suprised and thought the video was german for a second.
Das Englisch ist das geilste😂😂😂
very good video
But were are the Sandalen with the weißen Tennissocks ?
reason 101 why german lost to russian winter in 1944
2 views 13 likes?
UA-cam drunk on weissbier
The colourful socks is on point,
!!!
I like this video very mutsch
Gute Nacht 🙂
"Having ze Fun wiz you" XD
I mistook this as a guide to survive the Germans
In situations of danger just throw some paperwork at them and run. The paperwork will keep the germans distracted.
I'm glad that there are no big mountains next to my home...
I'm living in Unterfranken :D
Everyone vibing until the snow starts speaking Russian
Rare Footage of a German trying abnormal things on a local Siberian Guy.
But the best tip is that according Verwaltungsverfahrensgesetz (VwVfG)
§ 23 Amtssprache, that ze Amtssprache deutsch ist.
4:35 A Russian chasing a German
"Oh look it is a BRATWURST!"
Hillarious: Survival after training made by Merkill et al.
thsere are no mountains in tschermany.
This is just awsome 😂😂
"Oh Bratwurst, what a coincidence!" Pissed my pants... 😂👌
Kameraqualität scheppert ;D
*le me who dont even seen snow irl: why do you not getting cold and shiver?
"Except Snow"
This man swaggin
Wow! You found a wild sausage!!!
Where is the snow measuring technique?
But where was the Deuter backpack?!
So u forgot about cars?
I also like this survival informassional video 😂
I was here before it goes viral.
Came for the memes stayed for the quality and Humor
POV es ist halb 2 nachts und man bekommt dieses Video vorgeschlagen 😂😂
❤
Your Big Fan from Aden
Can you please start atour in the German citys to inform us about them and start with Hamburg wiht hans the angry German
Accurate portrayal of how we in zhe Schwarzwald spend the winter
i was expecting that he would pick up a full 0,3 l water bottle and explain that this is fresh water.