When people from the USA visit GERMANY (PART2)
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- Опубліковано 22 гру 2024
- Real life footage of an American abroad in Germany.
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*WHO WANTS A BIT OF DEMOCRACY?!*
*Proceeds to play Stars and Stripes Forever*
*i do*
No
I prefer freedom they can keep their Democracy XD
Me
Ahhh, but the beer in Germany is served cold! No need for ice. If it gets warm it means you not drinking fast enough...
THIS!
I would say it is more "cool" than "cold". Americans like their beer "ice cold" - to mask the taste
I once bought a package called in 12 beers around the world and it came with serving recommendations including the correct beer temperature. It was always between 6-10°C. This basically means Amerikans don't know how to drink beer.
@@janos5555 they drink WINE also Ice cold which means they have no clue of a good taste
True
I love how “more democracy” and “more religion” are both represented by the same gun.
Even better: it's a fake gun...
Democracy is a kingless regime infested by many kings who are sometimes more exclusive, tyrannical and destructive than one, even if he be a tyrant.
-Bald pizza man.
but trigger controll was not an option. even thats arent real guns. or was it on purpose?
Even better: it is a Glock and its an Austrian company.
@@Notazomb6319 Uff, austrians in Germany and democracy, defending against the evil communists ... yes that one IS indeed even better. :D
We had an exchange student from the US here a few years ago who wanted to go really fast on the Autobahn for once. We took him in a car that really does go 300 and drove to a good stretch where you can go that fast.
The scene was very similar to your clip. Until 180 he was quite happy, at 230 he said it really was enough, beyond 250 he was begging for mercy...
I don't think he wet himself, but sure came close...
Not that we were "used to" driving that fast either, but we didn't let that show.. ;)
Try that on a bike..
@@MrTorbz I've done speeds way beyond that on bikes, and driving cars, but mostly on racetracks / closed off roads.
You never get "used to" driving that fast on public roads, because there are lots of other people / factors around that are totally unpredictable, especially on a bike where you are so easily overlooked.
For Americans that's 186 mph, which is also about the top speed for high speed rail in Europe.
Yes, all the fastest conventional high speed trains (TGV, ICE, Shinkansen,...) have a maximum speed of around 320 km/h in regular operation. They can only go that fast on sections of the tracks rated for such speeds, so the limit is actually the tracks. The trains themselves could go way faster.
The current speed record is held by the french TGV at 574.8 km/h, that's about 357 mph !!!
So if you want to go really fast while relaxing and looking out the window... take the train!
Hahahaha oh Germans, you guys are diabo1ica1 😅
After 30 years in Germany, now I get a culture shock back in the US! 😂
I like how chill the German dude is with all the American shenaniganery but the straw that breaks the camel's back is putting ice in beer
LMFAO
Lol, germans are not allowed to get angry.
it really IS an immortal sin, if you did that in Belgium people would not talk to you anymore
I have never, in my life, ever seen someone put ice in beer, this is not a thing in the USA....maybe its a California thing?
@@AD-1138 I have recently seen a picture on Reddit and was shocked that someone would put ice in beer. If I wanted watered down beer, I'd order a Kölsch.
@@TheStiepen Its a rare thing then, as I said, in all my life I have never seen anyone put ice in their beer. Either they drink it warm or they wait for the beer to chill in the fridge or freezer. This is NOT a normal thing in the USA.
My German boyfriend that lives with me in the US right now also suggested:
1. Americans renting cars in Germany and found only manual cars
2. Americans would end up going to a brothel eventually
3. Americans being shocked at how old buildings are
4. Americans shocked by how expensive the fuel price is in Germany
Ok thanks for sharing, noted for part 3 😅
I mean, at least for that first one, my mom and grandpa would probably be alright. Also my senior year English teacher.
@Robbi GrimmFellow That is something very few truly appreciate. It's not a problem in most of the world, thus don't realize how convenient it is to be able to walk around. And when you're stuck with cars, you'd only ever notice that problem as a kid or if you can't afford to buy a car. I'm saving shit load of money just by not owning a car at all. Repairing? Gas? Screw all of that, I'm taking the bus/train/riding bike/walking 🤣
@@RadicalLiving visiting illegal stairs
@@RadicalLiving I would like to see them after that beer. How he takes the strong one. Also no Jäger????
I had a family of American tourists over here in Norway once. In the middle of winter.
Apperantly-according to one of their kids- they said 'Winter in Norway can't be that bad'. So none of them had winter clothing when a snowstorm came howling.
Even better, it was dark as the bloody night in the middle of the afternoon. Very fun for me, less so for them.
Are they braindead, who in the history of mankind has ever thought to themselves "winter in Norway can't be that bad"? lmao
Wow. Did they not know what latitude they were at?!
Scandinavian cold.
As a chap who loves Scandinavia - Must have been a fun time lol
Sir, I can tell you right now, those were southerners. Or city people. Anyone in the Midwest or ESPECIALLY the north (Minnesota where I'm from) wouldn't be caught without at least 1 winter jacket between October and May
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As a belgian, seeing someone put ice in a beer is a blasphemy to my eyes.
Literally never seen anyone put ice in beer here in America, and I’ve traveled the country a fair bit.
Well yes but what belgians put in their beer else is blasphemy too
Who puts Ice in beer??? Im never seen an American do this ever. Im in Florida, we put some of our beer in the fridge and some outside in the pantry depending on the brand and how much of a bite you want from it.
@mugnuz shienk What are you talking about ?!?
Nobody in America puts ice cubes in beer. I'm 42 and have never seen ice cubes in beer in America and I live in the hottest state.
Please do a "When Germans visit the USA"
It's gotta happen sooner or later^^
@@RadicalLiving Feli has talked a lot about the differences but hasn't done any skits like these, other than "conversations" between her German and American selves. She's not quite the ham that NALF is.
They’re going to die for all the friendliness 😵
@@CesarGarcia-nd5xz Or be enraged by it. 😆
That would be the same but in reverse
No Ice, No Ice anywhere is what I have noticed the most in Germany after being here for two weeks. Driving is insanely fast here too. I never know how to answer all the questions about America and guns. Great video!!!!
We just put our beer in the freezer for a few minutes since we have and aversion to ice, because we got the ICE, wich is our notoriously unreliable [as in always late] high speed train that we hate for not confirming to our ideals. Oh, I forgot to explain, a train is like a truck that people outside the US put on rails to make it pull more stuff XD
@@S7E_Siriel-PrivatSo you don't serve your beer cold ?
@@iggyblitz8739 We serve it cold, but without ice.
Hey man we have ice, and chlorine-free too! Unlike those toxic waste cubes one gets in the good old USA. I love this country but never understood how people could tolerate the taste 🤢
We do not like our drinks to be watered down and we pay for a 0,5l drink and not a glas full of ice with a little bit of liquid. One day US Americans realize that they are getting ripped off with all that ice in the glasses I think the tradition of free refills came from someone who complained about a half empty glas. Just try it when you are back home. Get a normal drink with ice and an empty glas, now pour the drink into the empty glas without the ice and you see how much you really get for your money. 😉
As a russian i was laughing so much
I hope peace will come back very soon, we all are brothers.
@@robertnortan87 They'll be peace when the European politicians are freed from American neocons
@@Amaking10000 lol, right, Europe is totally enslaved by the US...
When Russia pulls completely out of Ukraine, there will be peace
@@Amaking10000 spot on
A Russian? YOU! You are destroying democracy! (American patriotic music plays)
Nah, just kidding! 😁
Every American watching this is wondering what the heck “heated ketchup” is.
Not American, but what is heated ketchup? Understand what it is, warm ketchup, but why?
Maybe he meant hot ketchup (so the spicy one with chili?)
Right? B/c most normal Americans refrigerate their ketchup and eat it cold.
Not really sure what the F heated ketchup is - here in the south we just use hot sauce. He says "American", but it sounds like he's one of them canadian sissies - 😄
Ikr I’ve NEVER had a restaurant heat Ketchup
I actually watched part 1 while visiting Germany last year. Pretty spot on. I'm glad y'all made a sequel.
Oh, this is part three. Part two and four are on NALFs channel.
Link is in the description.
Part 1 to this one was just posted earlier today: ua-cam.com/video/zohJt_vkjx8/v-deo.html
The one you had seen last year is a different one. ;-)
I am amazed by American pistol's ability to play music whenever they are raised to shoulder level. I've never been to America; I assume that's how they work over there.
It's actually required, there's been a couple recalls over it
The Music grows louder on the effectiveness of the weapon.
Yes that is true, some of them come with a eagle in the background too, and the larger the caliber the louder the eagle 😃
The irony they are German made Walther pistols.
Yes you are correct. All firearms in America come with built-in sound systems that play either that song or Ride of the Valkyries.
1:50 The Russian oil matter got interesting in September 2022 😂
hopefully gas and oil one day returned. I want to live in a world with german cars and washing machines
I do like how the American guy can just produce guns at a moments notice, I like to think he's not even carrying them, he just _wills_ them into existence.
Mage: The Awakening/Ascension: ‘Murica Edition
that’s the american way
The Constitution of the United States of America gives its citizens mystical powers.
That's how it works. The reason there are so many shootings is because of that power. You get angry and the country just spawns an AR-15 with a big ass drum mag right in front of you.
@@paradoxica424 lol
"I'm going to call the immigration office"
Lmao, as a Mexican that deported joke had me rolling
Are you illegal though? If not then you are law abiding and a good person
@@yeshuaislord6880 Hagan el muro en ambos lados
@@maximodubs4189 Agreed
@@yeshuaislord6880 I think mexicans should be the biggest supporters of a wall at the border of USA.
So, they would be able to stop all the weapons that the gun-shops are selling to the drug-cartels, and perhaps these drug cartels wouldn´t be better armed than the police.
If you USA citizens would not arm the cartels to the teeth, perhaps the mexican govermet would be able to enforce the law in the zones controled actually by the cartels, and stop drugs and inmigration......
But aparently you are willing to export the second amendment to Mexico at all cost..... Enjoy the consequences......
@@maximodubs4189 isn’t that how walls work…
Opening a beer bottle with teeth is debatable, but it's true that we use basically everything as a bottle opener: lighter, table, rings, other bottles, ... in that clip my go to choice would have been the railing
Fork, spoon, knives.
This is typical dutch behavoir too
The bench in the park
Some people use their smartphones... which is... desperate
almost everything, the one exception being...a bottleopener
2:50 the thing that gets me is the plane being an SU-34
Should have done more jokes about ranch dressing. As an American, our excessive use of ranch is fucking absurd.
As an Eastern European (NOT Russian!) I say the EU is fucking absurd and USA is the best. All you miss is bicycle lanes and you would be PERFECT!
Never ok, NEVER can be enough ranch
Thanks man!
See Germany, nice Easter European bro gets it
Plain ranch dressing? Don't you have a wide variety of ranch?
Ranch is the best!!!
As an American, I can confirm our phones all have the president's phone number pre-programmed into them in case there are Russians around.
Hahaha! No they don’t
Smooth brain @@margritpiepes8242
So... There are russians in ever US state that time 🤔 americans aren't nation, they all are migrants
That's way Trump will be your presedent, isn't that?
Yes they do. The President is on a built-in speed dial.
As an American German I am both ashamed but entertained by this 😂.
MAVEM każdy naród ma swoje przywary...wiele my Polacy przejęliśmy od Niemców np.białe ,firmowe skarpetki do sandałów. 😂 U nas to oznacza bogactwo. Średni poziom zamożności+ wyjazdy za granicę😂
As an American I am offended and entertained, well done
You're welcome! 😄
Yes
A very American comment 🤣
Can't get offended at a bunch of made up b.s. lol.
Anyone can pick out the most over the top Hollywood troupes about Germans and make a UA-cam video about it too.
Do you guys not tell everything learn of another country to your president?
After living in Germany for 6 years, I can say that it was not a difficult transition. Sure some things were awkward at first but my neighbors and most Germans I ran into were very forgiving as they could tell that I was making the effort. Its those that dont make an effort that have the most trouble and usually get accosted.
One thing I wish you would have put in there is that the Polizei do NOT mess around, they will not argue or negotiate. Either you do what they tell you or you go to jail.
German police is very nice.
They don't even bother you if there is no real reason.
If they do, well ..
@@laktho Yes, sorry, I was not implying that they are rude or aggressive. While I have not been pulled over by one, I had to stop at a safety checkpoint and they were very courteous.
I was simply making a comment that they do not mess around, if they give you a directive, you follow it or face the consequence of your actions.
Hey! :)
May I ask what your reason was to move to germany? I'm considering moving to america.
I personally made a different experience with the police and the Polizei. The police in german is pretty distanced, cold*. I feel like they are pretty unfriendly too and do their jobs as if they just wanna get done with every case asap, as if people were some kind of paper work. I ran into a police officer in america. I did only once but this police officer actually cared about me, I could tell. He was being very friendly and just made it obvious that he seriously wanted to help me.
Not sure if that's just a cultural thing but imo german police officers are not very sympathic
I would consider the German police very relaxed compared to the US counterpart, considering that the latter one will draw a gun on you if you move your hands away from the the steering wheel or make any sudden moves that scare them.
but the best thing about polizei is most of the time u dont get shot for trivial things like ur crazy cops in the us.its true they dont mess around but at least they dont kill someone almost every day
I'm Swedish and took some American tourists mushroom picking in the woods, they got really upset when they discovered that I didn't bring guns. So I asked them if they intended to hunt the mushrooms.
The best way to protect yourself from wild animals, is to not interact with them at all, just sing and make noice while walking and you will be 100% fine.
Do you intend to hunt the mushroom? 😹
I'm American, and I regularly go hiking, wilderness camping, trekking and all sorts of wilderness things, and I've never brought or even owned a gun. Most Americans wouldn't bring a gun unless they intended to hunt because it's a lot of extra weight. I struggle to believe this story since even the gun-toating portion of the US knows sweeden is more "socialist" and doesn't have a lot of guns. I highly doubt that any American who has the interest in traveling in Sweden and the money to do it would be so ignorant 🤔.
@@lindsaygoodwin3140 They think we have polar bears and bring woolen sweaters and longjohns for summer, then get surprised that we aren't yoddling. Yeah, the regular American seem to know a lot about other countries.
By the way, we have a lot of guns, it's s hunting community for god's sake, so how much do you yourself know?
You have to go out of your way, way out of your way, if you live in a city or suburb, to start packing heat for wildlife. That is some some deep woods shit.
Gotta watch out for them rogue mushrooms
I love how clean germany is
As a Czech, I would like to point out to my American friends that "Budweiser" may also refer to a traditional beer brand from České Budějovice (Budweis) in Czechia, which is right next to Bavaria. I was curious to which one of those "Budweisers" was the German actually referring, when comparing it to a piss😀 There was in fact a lawsuit back in the days over the trademark "Budweiser" between the two breweries.
Since the german was talking to an american i guess he knew that he meant the american pisswater. Czech beer is awesome!
Well to be honest the Czech Budweiser is one of the Beers that actually tastes worse the more you drink it and you get to the piss taste eventually xd
the czech one is super nice, I prefer my homnetown beers but it definately tastes good pilsner urquell is a bit better tho imo.
The Czech and the American Budweiser have nothing in common besides the name. I tasted both. I don't know how cat piss tastes, but the American Budweiser increases your motivation to slash your veins lengthwise. The Czech Budweiser, in turn, is quite drinkable, although I like Pilsner Urquell more.
Czech beer has a good reputation in todays Germany. Borders are not where they used to be anyway. In the 1300s for example, Prague was the seat of the German emperor... So the beer tradition is not too different.
As a Brazilian,I can say that the German restaurants are awesome! Portions are delicious and really good! I miss rice and beans ( of course)and my fiancé says…Go to a Turkish market! 😉
Wow, and for me, an Argentinian, Brazilian rice is the most delicious rice I have ever eaten.
Yes, the portions are smaller (healthier) and they don´t refill but therefore it´s MUCH cheaper!
@Robbi GrimmFellow I don´t like it cold... So I never got those bags...
@Robbi GrimmFellow I'm not stupid. Even heated up Food, doesn't taste like fresh cooked food...
thats crazy, i am half Brazilian and half German and you basicly summed up my exact thoughts when I come back from Brazil to my home town. We always buy the typical Brazilian groceries in a Turkish supermarket.
The oil thing is even funnier than a few month ago
Russssssssiaaaaaaaa 💀👍🏻😂
Buying oil from America is geographically stupid, buying oil from Russia is politically dumb, either is shite.
@@nonameiii.2302 true. I guess Saudi Arabia it is
Haha, funny civilians are dying but I'm sure that putin will stop in Ukraine do it's not a problem
@@nonameiii.2302 That's why I buy gasoline. With €€€.
Love that sense of humor. Give him another lager 6% beer. "If he dies, he dies" XD
I once tried when I worked at a restaurant. That an American complained about no free refills, small portions of food and lacking food options. My suggestion came immediately, How about you travel home to the usa, like now. He looked shocked at that answer.
I would be as well usually people in the service industry try to be polite if I found someone so rude I would be shocked to. It’s like seeing a rare species when you aren’t expecting it
@@jjawesome2217 when you are not slaving away for tips, you can afford to not take people’s shit.
Imagine getting their taste of their own words.
Do yall vharge for more water or just getting more drinks
@@Ulriquinho 💀💀
I love your collaboration, this was unexpected. It was as good as the first one.
Bringing "Democracy" always gets me.
Democracy which is kinda Ironic, as their votes do not really matter, since the Electoral college decides the president.
Remember, Trump had more votes, but lost the electoral college. due him having less votes in states with Higher Electoral votes.
Lol the phone call to the president and the fighter jets along with the patriotic music was great! 🤣
Yeah but those are Russian jets
@@ryanzogu6193 oh lol, I didn't even notice 😂
I did notice the Russian jets blended with with American flag. They were not even German jets.
i still would love to see a next Part 😁
Been wanting to shoot forever, but NALF is too scared to come to Berlin lol
I’m just laughing that the jets flying during the “American pride moment” were Russian models…
"Americans" are all people who live in the American continent, not just in the United States
@@Revolución_Socialista
Hence why it’s doubly hilarious they used Russian Jets.
@@Revolución_Socialista fake American 😂 those called America lige on stolen land 💩
USAF Aggressor Squadron must have somehow acquired the naval SU-27K's.
@@ildart8738 😂😂😂
Australian visiting Germany in the Summer:
Australian: Dude, can you turn the heater on?
German: Why? It's 25c?
Australian: I know, it's fuckin' cold.
As an American, do you mind telling me what’s that in Fahrenheit? 😂
Edit: Just researched it, 77 degrees!
It gets into the 110’s here in Texas, and our summers are painfully long, so I can actually relate to that. I can’t say I love the heat though…
@@izzyjan.wow.ski_1701-D try visiting the midwest, it gets cold here during the falls lmao
After living in the top end and far north Queensland I concur, it only got to 25 here today and I froze my bloody tits off , almost thought about putting jeans on ...strewth
Dad always said that when it goes as low as 26 it was time to get the winter jumpers out, that was New Zealand.
In contrast when it starts to hit the low 20s we begin complaining it's too hot and how long until winter (Ireland). I couldn't move back to NZ now, I don't think I could take the heat any longer.
As a guy from Norway living in the states and have traveled to Germany many times…..this is a must see video if you going there for the first time.
Guy's! Awesome! Enjoyd your humour and regarding "democracy" my extended hug! Perfect idea and realization.. laughed a lot😂
That's what I call "chaotic friendship" right here, and I love the dynamic 😂
Coming from south east Asia, the German portions are fucking huge for me! Will be visiting the USA this year. I'm scared and excited! 🤣
I’ll give you a quick tip, the cheaper the restaurant, the more food you get. The more expensive, usually the less food you get. In Chicago my friends, fiancé and I went to an expensive Italian restaurant, and my fiancé and I got ravioli. The ravioli cost 30 dollars, but we got three small dumplings. We were still hungry after our meal. But if you go to Olive Garden, you’ll get 1000 calories or more in a meal
As an American the German portions are huge for me too😂
Wait wait wait… where in the US are you going?
Come to Texas
@@jamesmcadory1322 you need some democracy
My Austrian wife taught me to walk more and stop spending on taxis or gas. But the hiking part really blew my mind, they really love their hikes hahaha. I'm always like fuck that, i adapted enough, don't use taxis or cars anymore, but you can go on the hike without me hahaha. I still do most of the hikes at the end, but it's fascinating to me how common it is here. Nothing wrong with enjoying hikes, I was just surprised of how common it is. It's not a niche thing, it's a shit on of people that do it.
To be fair, there are several outdoor activities where I come from that are not common here but very common there, so it's kinda the same thing.
Yes, we really love our hikes xD even people who hate sports (like me) will often still enjoy a good hike.
Hikes are AWESOME
The thing about walking or wandering around isn't so common anymore in some parts of Germany.
@@forestmanzpedia because of an event not far back?
Sorry for that 🤣😅
sgotta be the scenery. Europe (Austria moreso than most) , you can just walk outside and find vistas, nature. Maybe even mountains (im dutch so no elevation here)
America, car infrastructure . fucked up sidewalks, dangerous even. car parks all round. gotta go to designated parks to see the beaut (note: no not All America, obviously, just most)
I'm a new subscriber of your channel. I really enjoy your videos and learn a lot. Incredible. Love from Bangladesh
Thanks and welcome aboard! 😄
I love how when he calls the president and the planes fly overhead, the planes are actually Russian Su-27s, Su-30s, or Su-35s.
Thanks, i thought i was the only one to see that lol
Yep noticed that too definitely sukhoi Russian planes
How the hell do you know type of planes by just looking
@@FA-dz8ls just like how someone can recognise a car just by looking at it
This is su-30-s(or sm) type. Su-27 and su-35 has no front stabilizer, su-34 has different tail.
you two are a natural comedy duo!
Don’t try this at home: opening a German bottle of beer with your teeth 🦷 😩 Even Germans don’t really do that. Use your plastic BIC lighter and pop the bottle 😃 Lovely series, yes that’s everywhere in Germany ! Never ask how we are doing - else we will tell you ! 😜
Could also open it with edge of kitchen counter if you don't have an helpful Swiss knife ( useful in the car, in the tracking bag...). Or if you have 2 bottles ( Bier bottles always go in team) open it Nalf's way, using an other bottle to open it !
Was that a joke or did those beers have something more like a cork?
@@emjayay Well, it is a normal crown cork.
I was actually more confused how the dude tried to open the bottle, with his bare hands.
in case you dont have a lighter at hand, use a spoon or fork (use the back end) to pop the bottle cap, alternative ways, are using a piece of folded paper, or a ruler, or open it on the side of the box it comes in. Also you could use a special tool called a bottleopenener.
@@marvintimke3978 In the North America they open by turning.
Anyone else notice the planes mentioned at 2:52 aren't american but russian flankers
exactly the same in the Czech Republic, Americans have still open eyes and mouths over these things,, super video
4:27 "So what! I have democracy" literally killed me :D
Can't wait for part 3 😅
Um, this is part three.
part two and four are on NALFs channel.
Was german. Budweiser
I never thought of putting ice in beer until I moved to Texas and was introduced to the michelada. I was over my buddy's place and his uncle made a batch of them using a Mexican beer, Worcestershire sauce, and Tabasco. Poured over ice in a beer mug.
recently discovered your channel thanks to Anja, your videos are fun and your english accent is so cute.
Thank you! 😃 Welcome!
I lived off-base in Germany for two years while in the military. Beautiful country, very nice people. And yes, our American beer tastes like cat piss compared to theirs. Yet, I was glad to get back to the U. S. of A.
I think your Part 2 was spot on.
“Our American beer”
Which beer are you talking about because I don’t know if it can be disputed that a lot of the best beers now come from the states?
It can be disputed, and as a recovering American alcoholic, German beers are on average noticeably better, even considering US microbreweries.
@@jaythomas2032 All beer tastes like ass to varying degrees so the bar is low I guess.
All beer tastes terribly. Addicts just don't understand that.
@@MelGibsonFan As an avid American beer drinker, I don't see what they mean. I think they're talking about macrobreweries. We have some amazing craft beer. I absolutely love German beers and I wouldn't call them any better or worse than our craft breweries.
I actually plan on visiting Germany and this is all I need, thank you
The Dude is always welcome!
This is too good 😂😂😂 thanks a lot guys!!!
Loooove it, you two made my day. Promise there is going to be a 3rd part
So glad! And yeah, there will be on for sure 😄
@@RadicalLiving take your friend to a club, or maybe to Oma's for a traditional Deutsch lunch!
What? As an American, I've never had an issue with portions in Germany. Depending on what kind of food it is, it's usually impossible for me to finish it or it's even still a little more than I would normally have for a meal. In the US I usually eat a third of the plate and end up with two meals at home if I go out.
You can't eat anywhere in Germany after 6 p.m. or so but you can drink beer. Germany is hell! USA is the best.
@@peter130476 ? At 6 pm most of the resturants open. Most of them are open till 11pm.
@@peter130476 Yes, you sound like maybe you haven't spent much time in Germany. I never had a problem finding a place to eat after 6 pm.
Same!
@@peter130476 Sure you where in Germany, and not in France? France start normally at 20:00, kitchen opens at 19:00... You see the difference between German and France when you look at the capital. When there is an Iron tower with 3 Levels (Eifel tower), and there is a Gate (Arc de Triomphe) with only one Passage you are in Paris, means France. When beside the Television Tower there is an Iron Tower with only one Deck (Funkturm), and the Gate in the middle of the town has 5 Passages (Brandenburger Tor) you are in Berlin.
I know, these small differences, which are hard to recognize, make it difficult for foreigners to distinguish the individual countries in Europe...
I love this, every impression of American unawareness of the rest of the world is represented here. As an Australian I found the lack of not just air conditioning but even a fan very odd, especially as the temperature could be more than35C during the months of summer. A hairdresser nearly had a heart attack when I asked if we could have a window open - Mein Gott, es zieht……
Umm they are as unaware as most Australians are of the rest of the world clearly you have never been to Birdsville AU
@@chetyoubetya8565 You have totally not understood what I wrote. In Germany, and in Italy, the fear of draughty, and the aches and pains it brings are a serious business. No I have not been to Birdsville, but I am Australian.
Because usually our buildings are built that efficient that no ACs are needed. ACs are just energy wasters.
@@Chris-ss8zt In July and August?
@@binxbolling Yes. I live in a mobile home and even though it often hits in excess of 30 in here in the summer indoors I'd never dream of getting an air conditioner, even one of the small units they apparently now sell. Waste of money and electricity especially when it's only for a month or two at the most. [Ireland]
Das beste ist, wie er versucht, einen Kronkorken aufzudrehen. Selten so gelacht! 😂
'So what i have democracy' made me laugh so hard😂😂😂😂
Ah yes Budweiser, nothing more American then naming your beer after a city in the Czech Republic with a really German name
...and now owned by 'ABInBev' - based in Leuven, Belgium!
Correct. He could simply have gotten a real Budweiser Budvar for this american.
Calling a Sport Football, which is obviously Hand-Egg. Calling liquid Gas. Messure everything in fantasy scales. God I love that dummie dumbies. 3rd world in a gucci belt. Hahaha.
@Richdragon You understand that AB was started by German immigrants.
@Richdragon I was talking about Anheuser Busch. See the names?
People have invaded other countries and wiped out the native populations world wide. See: Europe. Genocide wasn't invented in America.
He's complaining about him wanting ice in his beer but perfectly fine with pouring a "Helles" in a "Weizen/Weißbier"-glass 😂 that's the worse crime in my opinion, as a bartender in Bavaria 😂
In my oppinion a mug is the best glass to drink beer from, since you don´t touch the galss directly and don`t heat up the beer with your hands in the process.
@@unnamed1613 the type of glass one would use for a Helles does actually have a handle for that purpose. I believe for some reason Americans believe that we call this type of glass a beer-"Stein" (at least in Bavaria we most definitely do not)
@@x_m_i_r_a_x6938 We just call it "Bierkrug"
This should be something for a new video. We Germans as a beer nation have different glasses for every different type of beer. And yes, pouring a "Helles" into a "Weizenglas" is not tolerable. NEINNEIN NEIN! 😄.
And Weißwurst "white sausage" with skin 🤭
I’m American and I have a German friend group, when I bring one of my American friend groups to Germany we tend to get along very well. Of course we have our differences but I have found that Germans tend to be loyal and good friends.
As a person who just moved to Germany a week ago, I can confirm all of these things. But the houses stay quite cool and driving is fine.
Also you can get some kind of (i think its called) foil which blocks a lot of the uv rays. You clean the window, and then just batsch them onto the glass from the inside and you can feel the difference already the next day :D A friend of mine put it on his windows while I was visiting him and its always like sauna there bc of the sun and when I came by the next day it was already so much cooler!
What kind of person?
Are you male or female?
Man when I lived in Germany back in 2013. The amount of food was actually an opposite shocker. It was a lot more than what I expected for the price. So much schnitzel...
Oh man do I miss driving on the autobahn.
There is never enough Schnitzel.
As an Austrian, I have a moral obligation to tell everyone that most (not all) German Schnitzel sucks. They put sauce on it. SAUCE. When I first heard of that, I almost choked to death lol
@@lo4568 Yea the first place I went to did not. You had the choices of using dipping sauce or not. Which I prefer vs it being drowned already.
@@zacharylewis417 Yes thank God they let you choose hahah, my bf has family in Germany and they asked him if he wanted sauce on his Schnitzel and the poor guy was so confused, he was like: Sauce? What sauce...? lmao
@@lo4568 nicht in Bayern aber ich habe im Norden schon Schnitzel zurück gehen lassen weil es in Maggisauce kam.
Vielen Dank, ihr Beiden! Ich konnt so köstlich lachen. Ihr seid Spitze! Ja, ja, die lieben Amerikaner. Aber wenn sie's dann mal geschnallt haben, wie der Hase läuft, dann wollen sie auch nicht wieder heim - :-D
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Laughing from New York 🤣 😆 😂
Ich doch---schluss mit der deutschen Überheblichkeit!
This video was amazing
Nalf and you make such a great n funny team. Im rooting for Part 3.
I lived in a little town(Probably a City now) called Worms for 10 years and I loved Germany! Graduated High School from Mannheim American High School. German people, despite the stereotype are some of the most friendly people in the world. I loved the culture and their awesome programs for Students. Discount Train passes($30 to travel anywhere in Europe for a month) and special Youth Hostels(We paid $2/night and got free breakfast and a sack lunch). Well those were costs when I lived there anyways. During Summer Vacation almost every student traveled without worry because such a low crime rate back then. I was very lucky to live there as teenager!
the saddest point in my entire life as an American was when I was on a cruise and ordered a large plate of fries and they brought me the small from McDonalds
That being the saddest point in your entire life speaks to how very blessed your life is. You must be so grateful ❤
Youre videos are so hilarious,please do"When a greek visit germany"and"When a brasilian visits germany".
Germany: "We have like 2 months of summer here in Germany"
Finland: "We have like 2 weeks of summer here in Finland"
Do finnish houses have AC?
@@NietonoNoShana243 Most don't, some newer houses might have. However, portable AC seems to be much more popular. Cost is low enough for some not so rich homes to justify buying a cheap one. Also... if you live in an apartment building, if your flat is conveniently located away from sun it will stay cool enough during summer.
@@NietonoNoShana243 Heat pumps are getting very popular here in finland, because they are energy efficient and can be used both for warming and cooling. But ONLY AC is very rare.
"We have like 10 months of summer here in Cyprus"
Southeast Asia we have 12months of summer every year
“Do you wanna get deported?!”
Oh shit... Here we go again.
I love how close to reality this gets.
Also I'm pretty sure putting ice in beer is a cardinal sin in all non tropical countries.. don't even start me on Budweiser... Just don't
As someone from a tropical country who has travelled abroad I have never ever seen someone put ice on his beer.
I never seen anyone, anywhere put ice in beer
I mean Budweiser from Budweis tastes nice
Always thought that Budweiser is Czech
@@stanimirivanov4052 thats true!
The real 200 IQ move is to put the beer in the fridge and keep chilled glasses in the freezer so when you pour it out it's not too warm and not too frozen.
This is my first year living in Germany and the heat thing is no joke today. I've just been napping all day. Winter update: please bring the summer back. This Strom thing is no joke.
It's definitly too hot!
4:15 "That's the one that tastes like cat piss"
I wonder, how does he know what cat piss tastes like
" I need to speak to your manager "- Ohhhh KAREN 🤦🏼♂️😎
Hahahaha both of you make a great couple acting!!!! Cooooooool 👌🇩🇪🇺🇸
When the American realised Alaska was owned by Russia
California. Russians owned California)
I was a prep cook in a restaurant for almost a year, and never heard of 'heated ketchup', so I decided to do a web search and all the results were saying to never do this and it spoils the ketchup etc.. Maybe Nalf was looking for some kind of red pasta sauce or something. That and white ranch dressing would be normal to get with chicken nuggets Lol :)
I don't think he wanted heated ketchup, he wanted hot ketchup. Like, spicy.
@@Squigamunk1 Maybe, but people from America would say Hot Sauce or spicy ketchup, and he specifically asked for "Heated Ketchup", so I think it's a joke for like marinara pasta/dip sauce but Idk 🤔
Hot sauce and hot ketchup are two distinct things, at least in the part of the US I live in, anyway.
I will say, I just rewached it, and you're right, he says 'heated,' I misheard him. I've never heard of heated ketchup before (and wouldn't put ANY ketchup on pasta, of all things).
Edit: it looks like pasta, but it occurs to me that I wouldn't put ranch on pasta either, so I don't know what he's doing/eating, I guess.
@@Squigamunk1 Yes, if a video is going to poke fun at weird customs, they should make sure those things are actually real customs 👍
I as an American was confused by hot ketchup, also ketchup or ranch with noodles is... weird
I love this series man!
This is so accurate, good job!
I‘m so confused!! I thought I was on Nalf‘s channel! Not that I mind, I love you both.
I have to say, seeing Nick with a gun, and how he easily cocked it, was really weird.
But the whole video was hilarious. MORE MORE MOREEEEEEEEE together!
Someone suggested that they should add you to the mix to represent the english side - almost fell of my couch and yelled 'welsh, dude! She is welsh!' But they should make a video with you. I bet you could fake being english for our sake.
@@sisuguillam5109 Dear Sisu, i know. I should have written "british".
Shame on me.
edit: i actually wrote "british"
Phew
Why isn’t anyone talking about the Su-27s with the American flag at 2:45? 😅
I was waiting for it for so loooong! Happy to watch it!
2:50 those are russian SU's not american planes💀
great video showing the differences between the US and Germany!
Glad you liked it!
Ice in beer in Germany is like ice in wine in France : unthinkable, a sacrilege 😉
No surprise they'd kick you out of the bar, restaurant or Biergarten !
Americans don't put ice in beer either. Neither is hot ketchup a thing
Mayonnaise with french fries is disgusting for Americans. Yet McDonald has that for Latin Americans and people eat that normally. Every culture is different.
@@aquarius5719 How is that disgusting to Americans? They put in on everything but no on fries?? tf lol
Nothing better than Pommes Rot-Weiß (fries red white aka ketchup and mayonnaise)
@@aquarius5719 Say that mayonnaise with fries is disgusting in Belgium and you're gonna be in trouble. Considering Belgians created fries to begin with and our fries culture is protected world heritage you should never pick a fight with us about fries and what belongs on/with it.
2:03 "Bad for the environment" when talking about oil 🧐...
You two are very funny, I am surprised he did not want to get a closer look at the brothel. lol.
“I think this place needs… a little more democracy” *racks gun*
Has to be the best part of the video 😂
04:24 The way he said "Calm down" sounded like Arnold Schwarzenegger and made me think of Arnold!
I'm Caribbean American and I'm love Germany, bonito país 😊
" WHERE is your manager!! I need to speak to your manager! " is the most American part in this video 😂
Amazing job, love these series
Glad to hear it!
4:06
Ah yes, a duel wielding American casually pointing guns in the streets of German because someone said the words “Soviet” and “Russia”
I’m so happy that you guys did another one. Loved the first one and now the second one😂
You can also include calling toilet a restroom. One of my relative did that in Austria and the poor guy was literally confused.