@@floriannomennescio Ha! Understood - but then it sounds like John is incredibly productive compared to his fellow workers; that he produces all those right-hand-drive cars all on his own. I bet his German workmates are envious or embarrassed...
@@numbereightyseven Most German workmates of John don't like him because they are Italian and Johns full name is John Burno, what's the opposite of Bon Journo. And that's why he is building cars the wrong way.
Germans on Autobahn: "IF YOU DON'T DRIVE AT LEAST 180KM/H YOU HAVE USE THE LANDSTRAßE! REMEMBER? THE LANDSTRAßE, THE PALCE WHERE THE RENTER LIFES. OTHERWAYS YOU ARE A HINDERNIS AND THIS MAKES 50 POINTS ... IN FLENSBURG"
Zusätzlich erlischt mit sofortiger Wirkung die Fahrerlaubnis für dieses KFZ aufgrund dem Tuning mit dem Lenkrad welches sich ganz klar auf der falschen Seite befindet und somit eine Gefährdung des Straßenverkehrs darstellt
This is a very popular hip-hop beat in Germany. The song is called "Von Salat schrumpft der Bizeps" by German ganster rapper "Kollegah". Just search it and enjoy!
I declare this comment section "eingenommen". Germans of UA-cam assemble. That must be the most german english speaking video I've ever seen. Habt ihr jut gemacht.
My mom is from Berlin and she always thought me that if the speed limit is 100 your gonna drive 100, so in other words if you can drive 100 your gonna drive 100
He didn't check his mirrors before getting underway.... automatic FAIL. Lol love the videos, proud of my German heritage, love the humor, but seriously should always check the mirrors before driving...I do even if I know I'm the last person to have operated the automobile. They could have moved. Subscribed and thumbs up!
you need some protective goggles for when you are testing. safety first
Ja! Ze goggels ar verpflichtet by ze TUF
"Agh the shize Englander".......I'm dying.......
*Scheiß*
@Qno Flatliner *Klugscheißer*
@@frostsson bruh
@@frostsson cluukshaisar
@@frostsson smartshyzer
The fact that the english people get all the wrongly build cars where they accidentaly put the steering wheel on the wrong side, says everything...
So, you're saying that Germans accidentally put steering wheels on the wrong side? Not, on purpose? That's an impressive level of incompetence 😖.
@@numbereightyseven no thats john the only english man in the factory.
@@floriannomennescio Ha! Understood - but then it sounds like John is incredibly productive compared to his fellow workers; that he produces all those right-hand-drive cars all on his own. I bet his German workmates are envious or embarrassed...
@@numbereightyseven Most German workmates of John don't like him because they are Italian and Johns full name is John Burno, what's the opposite of Bon Journo. And that's why he is building cars the wrong way.
No, I have fact checked it and Okan Yilmaz is definitely a Bavarian name and definitely not Turkish, it is Bavarian
It is... acceptable if he was born and raised there. German efficiency went into his upbringing
@@Demon_Dorian exactly
What was the speedlimit? „100(kph)“ what did you drive ? „93(mph)“ this is good.
Germans on Autobahn: "IF YOU DON'T DRIVE AT LEAST 180KM/H YOU HAVE USE THE LANDSTRAßE! REMEMBER? THE LANDSTRAßE, THE PALCE WHERE THE RENTER LIFES. OTHERWAYS YOU ARE A HINDERNIS AND THIS MAKES 50 POINTS ... IN FLENSBURG"
2:28 Hes just waiting till he asks
Mertens würde da sagen: 200€ macht das. Für die Einstellung im Kopf kommt der Führerschein weg 😆
Zusätzlich erlischt mit sofortiger Wirkung die Fahrerlaubnis für dieses KFZ aufgrund dem Tuning mit dem Lenkrad welches sich ganz klar auf der falschen Seite befindet und somit eine Gefährdung des Straßenverkehrs darstellt
This music is LEGENDARY
Remembers me of the swiss themed area of europa park. I don't know. Matterhorn Blitz waiting area.
This is a very popular hip-hop beat in Germany. The song is called "Von Salat schrumpft der Bizeps" by German ganster rapper "Kollegah". Just search it and enjoy!
I declare this comment section "eingenommen". Germans of UA-cam assemble.
That must be the most german english speaking video I've ever seen.
Habt ihr jut gemacht.
Dieser Beat von "von Salat schrumpft der Bizeps" :D
3:37 .... 93 - echt? 😁
My mom is from Berlin and she always thought me that if the speed limit is 100 your gonna drive 100, so in other words if you can drive 100 your gonna drive 100
Yes thats right! And if you are on Autobahn you have to use the full power! Instead you can drive on the Landstraße!
Watching sis inside se Badewanne is very enjoyable
-You call that a burp?
-You know not everything is a competition?
I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂
He didn't check his mirrors before getting underway.... automatic FAIL. Lol love the videos, proud of my German heritage, love the humor, but seriously should always check the mirrors before driving...I do even if I know I'm the last person to have operated the automobile. They could have moved. Subscribed and thumbs up!
Ich hab irgendwie mehr "Hier ist 100, warum fährst du nicht 120?" erwartet.
Eigentlich hätte kommen müssen er muss mindestens 100 fahren, mit 93 ist er ja schon eine Gefährdung für den Verkehrsfluss 😂
@@berke2706 93Mph waren gemeint. 93 Meilen die Stunde sind weit über 100kmh^^
"Have you lost all of your coffee in your cups of of in the cupboard or wat?"
im dead
The scoring system was somewhat flawed.
Just a tiny bit 🤏
Impossible! It is a German scoring system. It is efficient and methodical.
Cold is only a feeling in your mind….😂😂😂
Scheiß England 😂😂😂
2:01 mich hats so ausn Hocker gehauen
I love your channel. I had to mute the adult humor since my kids watch your channel with me though but you crack us up.
Kohl is the real star ,what a good looking chap
Gotta love the music.
I lost it when you said geschwindgekeitskamera and the guy just got so confused
Hallo.
I want to rent a german please.
Rent a Russian: Teaching an American how to drink
1:40 now that would explain why the steering wheel is on the wrong side
Immer diese englischen Autos😂
Steering Wheel on the wrong side 🤦♂️
1:27 the caption says KUBICA ENGINE, which means…
5:47 Yu-Gi-oh !
Sehr deutsch. Gefällt mir 😂
He even wears his watch on the wrong side!
Having worn off tires are actually not illegal
3:04 I saw a small smile on your face. Zis is not ok!!!
This feels familiar, is this a reupload or something?
Edit: just checked and I was thinking of the video where he went to london.
I thought the same when he was reading the name on the engine. I had kind of a dejavu
So kol failed the test, sooo now he is dead can i have zhe daimler?
How did the gold fish taste? Did you prepare them as per the English Fish and Chip method or the Deutsch method?
i need an amg jetzt
liebe es wie bei 6:54 da einfach W8 KOL steht... wait kol lmao
My kind of Humor 😁
"aah the scheiß England ja" 😂😂😂
Bestes video ever
Beste Man, Speed Comparer, und weiter so..... 🤣👌
Runs around with an iPad 2 from 2011 and calls it modern..
may be it's as old as your understanding of humor.... ROFL
Fährste quer, siehste mehr!
Meine güte du bist der Beste hahahahaha
I was hoping when ze guy sai if i dont pass?
- answer going to be 'to ze camp'
Yeah, but in the end, the German was outwitted by the Brit...
we do not really joke about that, to be honest.
Siri must deactivated... She knows to much.....
I like how there's zero conclusion to the video. Homie straight up gets stranded man.... doesn't feel too good.
6:35 XD
Swines in the duvet love it!
10 über die Tempolimit gives NO penalty, shitbox goes braaaaa
🤣😂Das tut richtig weh beim anschauen.🤣😂✌💷💶
Comedy gold
Englanders driver on ze ghrong side of the ghode
Come to Australia we teach you how to drive burnout cars. Just UA-cam any power cruise video 😂
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! Very good advice . Very good -1000 points.
I got a speeding ticket today....🤫
Why do you film in switzerland?
So ein lachkick 😂
Get daun, go daun 🤣🤣🤣
Engine made by renault hahaha
Hahaha brilliant
5m points off for the crap 4d plates!
He missed to get back on time for zeee Brexit!
500 minus points already....
Hm I don't think this is real, he didn't yell " *HÄNDE AUSM SÄCKEL* "
-500 points already hahajaha
😹😹😹😹😹
Ja moin
I darad mich schäma für so an nama auf meim V8
Garnicht mal so lustig ...
Midget meets Mann.
He's gone, but don't complain, that was FALSCHES RECHTSHANDEDes Mercedes, i even stopped watching this))
Visit French please
bmw ist besser als benz,
ist aber ansichts sache
Kol is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen on this channel !
I want to marry it !
Weirdo...