SUVs need to chill out

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  • @HennesseyPerformanceF5
    @HennesseyPerformanceF5 3 роки тому +11380

    MO POWA! Get to Home Depot even faster in the HPE1000 Durango.

    • @lkv0315
      @lkv0315 3 роки тому +603

      Yooo it’s hennessey 🤙 love what y’all do!

    • @rob5792
      @rob5792 3 роки тому +475

      Can y'all slide a Venom or two my way please?

    • @SillyGoose0ntheL00S3
      @SillyGoose0ntheL00S3 3 роки тому +406

      I can afford is a 5th of whiskey and a Powerade. Mix em’ together and I can get a literal taste of my very own : Hennessy Performance, Broke Boy Edition

    • @rob5792
      @rob5792 3 роки тому +103

      @@SillyGoose0ntheL00S3 Bro, you wildin

    • @notsubz3r067
      @notsubz3r067 3 роки тому +10

      YOO

  • @davidmfr3y
    @davidmfr3y 3 роки тому +419

    "Cause you know what comes after 3..."
    "4?"
    "Twwwoooooooooo"
    Dang, got me again

    • @b0b0_
      @b0b0_ 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Pinkmilka
      @Pinkmilka 3 роки тому +4

      Thats some Valve Stuff.

    • @mirthenary
      @mirthenary 3 роки тому +3

      And an unskippable ad, thanks UA-cam

    • @ejcross8713
      @ejcross8713 3 роки тому +2

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @robm9772
      @robm9772 3 роки тому +1

      Glad I wasn't the only one. I went, "wait, what? oh, right".

  • @mayank2564
    @mayank2564 3 роки тому +505

    you know what comes after three
    James : "two"
    me : "fou....two"

  • @confuzionn4843
    @confuzionn4843 3 роки тому +561

    "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."

    • @rastomasstanford7708
      @rastomasstanford7708 3 роки тому +2

      JP

    • @TheNuclearBolton
      @TheNuclearBolton 3 роки тому

      Didn’t he say this in another one of his videos? 😂 or did someone comment that on a video about people’s proffered learnings methods? VARK... visual, auditory, kinesthetic, and reading? I think

    • @andredeketeleastutecomplex
      @andredeketeleastutecomplex 3 роки тому

      Jeff Goldblum.

    • @harrykoyl3784
      @harrykoyl3784 3 роки тому

      I can almost hear the theme song!

    • @tyrel7185
      @tyrel7185 3 роки тому

      This comment is best when you know the original source! (Hint: you’ll find it in a history book).

  • @lawnmowerdude
    @lawnmowerdude 3 роки тому +193

    15:15
    James: “Do you know what comes after 3”
    Me: “4?”
    James: “2”
    Me: “oh”

  • @mitchellmeyer4177
    @mitchellmeyer4177 3 роки тому +415

    Whoever edited this video; give them more. The editor did a phenomenal job on this! Pumphrey and this editor: just give them their own show. The pumphrey and unnamed editor show

    • @moldyskittle
      @moldyskittle 3 роки тому +7

      Wait... this... THIS IS THAT SHOW! WHOOOOOO!

    • @mitchellmeyer4177
      @mitchellmeyer4177 3 роки тому +2

      @@moldyskittle I was making a joke. Editor did a great job and wanted to see them get some recognition for it. May e a "good job" from the boss man

    • @calholli
      @calholli 3 роки тому +9

      @@mitchellmeyer4177 Well you see.. then he made a joke about your joke, in that he's saying that your joke already exists, because this show actually is just James and the editor.... and that's the joke.

    • @moldyskittle
      @moldyskittle 3 роки тому +3

      @@mitchellmeyer4177 I was too!

    • @moldyskittle
      @moldyskittle 3 роки тому +3

      @@calholli LOL thanks man

  • @jaredasa626
    @jaredasa626 2 роки тому +22

    Easily the funniest video put out by Donut Media. James' presenting is on point, and the editing elevates it to instant classic status.

  • @blackheart1842
    @blackheart1842 3 роки тому +1025

    Imagine a mom late for her kids soccer practice she quickly load the kids into the hennessy hpe 1000 and floors it until she reaches the practice field unload the kids but wait, now she is late for her yoga class so she floors it to catch up to her class. Now if unnecessarily fast suv didn’t exist that poor mother will be late for her kids soccer practice and her yoga class. THINK JAMES. THINK

    • @kevyriverside8082
      @kevyriverside8082 3 роки тому +54

      If i actually saw an ad like that i most definatelly wouldnt be mad at it😂😂😂

    • @zaarifhossaini6467
      @zaarifhossaini6467 3 роки тому +31

      They do reach FOOTBALL practice but dead.

    • @mirthenary
      @mirthenary 3 роки тому +19

      AND she can do burnouts the whole way😆

    • @yiocho220
      @yiocho220 3 роки тому +5

      Than the mom jumps the river doing 150 to make it to the store before it closes 😂

    • @mudundisivaramaraju4640
      @mudundisivaramaraju4640 3 роки тому +1

      No she will go to Jail if she floors a 1000hp SUV

  • @jamessizemore7103
    @jamessizemore7103 3 роки тому +2272

    Between the camo hat and the polo shirt, James looks like a full on dad

    • @JamesD401
      @JamesD401 3 роки тому +20

      My dad

    • @proxyhx2075
      @proxyhx2075 3 роки тому +6

      And he is

    • @johnjohnson9431
      @johnjohnson9431 3 роки тому +16

      He needs a lip and a light beer

    • @ali_tdi2440
      @ali_tdi2440 3 роки тому +17

      Ironic since he doesnt know where his is

    • @ert-wert
      @ert-wert 3 роки тому +5

      Your mom looks like your dad

  • @Chris0-58
    @Chris0-58 3 роки тому +366

    "Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio. No, it's not just the pasta."
    I felt that.

  • @jmackinjersey1
    @jmackinjersey1 3 роки тому +52

    Brabus: When you absolutely have to get your troops to their destination before the ink on their orders is even dry.

  • @josecardenas2197
    @josecardenas2197 3 роки тому +1525

    I progressively started to loose my shit every time he said "This isn't the last jeep on this list" XD

    • @sMASHsound
      @sMASHsound 3 роки тому +8

      cause it was literally worth waiting for.... those shiz were fast.

    • @Mr-P1
      @Mr-P1 3 роки тому

      Lmao. Bro. Same.

    • @keydasagittarius9505
      @keydasagittarius9505 3 роки тому +2

      Everytime I just had my mind saying I can't wait to see this thing stats

    • @jonathanvillalba3214
      @jonathanvillalba3214 3 роки тому

      The yeeeeps make people drop down a good house down payment in a depreciating asset

    • @TTV20209989
      @TTV20209989 3 роки тому

      Don’t hate on that jeep

  • @scottyscorch6217
    @scottyscorch6217 3 роки тому +1136

    Hennessey: Makes fast cars.
    Their customers: Receives fast cars slowly.

    • @human_organ_lover96_gamer
      @human_organ_lover96_gamer 3 роки тому +18

      Mean while grandma and her Hennessy

    • @Sandi_shores_lands_fish
      @Sandi_shores_lands_fish 3 роки тому +3

      Their competitors: sees hennesee tailights VERY quickly

    • @scottyscorch6217
      @scottyscorch6217 3 роки тому +4

      @@Sandi_shores_lands_fish and wonder how long ago they paid Hennessey for the car. 2 years and they're still waiting

    • @Sandi_shores_lands_fish
      @Sandi_shores_lands_fish 3 роки тому +2

      @@scottyscorch6217 that sux.. do they at least get a calendar or even a novelty pen to cool things off

    • @eur0be4t3r
      @eur0be4t3r 3 роки тому +3

      666th like, cool

  • @bluekeys7661
    @bluekeys7661 3 роки тому +405

    "Maybe Connor needs to get to lacrosse practice faster."
    That right there.

    • @user-up1ku4qz5h
      @user-up1ku4qz5h 3 роки тому

      Pen is

    • @rastomasstanford7708
      @rastomasstanford7708 3 роки тому +1

      That's my boy

    • @lil._.t4425
      @lil._.t4425 3 роки тому

      I was reading your comment the second he said that in the vid so it easel like he was narrating my thoughts lol

  • @DeadSync_is_noob
    @DeadSync_is_noob 3 роки тому +8

    2:59 Not only in Japan but also in India it is known as the Pajero. Right now we have in India, the Pajero Sport.

    • @KHolzer444
      @KHolzer444 2 роки тому +2

      Same thing in Brazil

  • @Focarrolo
    @Focarrolo 3 роки тому +411

    Fun fact: The pajero changed it's name to Montero in Spain because it means, literally, Wanker.

    • @MYwinters1945
      @MYwinters1945 3 роки тому +18

      also in latin america

    • @baddas380
      @baddas380 3 роки тому +23

      Hahaha True, in every spanish speaking country it means wanker

    • @iinmywoorl
      @iinmywoorl 3 роки тому +7

      I was about to comment this! Same thing in Argentina

    • @Josh_Quillan
      @Josh_Quillan 3 роки тому +4

      In the UK it's a Shogun. Because...no, I have no idea, beyond some baseless accusations of selective racism.

    • @iinmywoorl
      @iinmywoorl 3 роки тому +15

      @@Josh_Quillan Well, that's a more fitting name considering it's a japanese car

  • @brendanshaw7026
    @brendanshaw7026 3 роки тому +565

    “Jreep Tran cheritee”- the wise words of James

    • @scottsinclair7735
      @scottsinclair7735 3 роки тому +22

      "lambor gine mashine" - james pumphrey 2021

    • @Someone-vj3lj
      @Someone-vj3lj 3 роки тому +1

      So true

    • @Abyss955
      @Abyss955 3 роки тому +3

      I though it was “ Nail in bunghole “.

    • @chinqlinq89
      @chinqlinq89 3 роки тому +4

      Ahh the Vietnamese made Jeep Tran Cherry Tee

    • @ProtoAzula
      @ProtoAzula 3 роки тому +2

      They mentioned the Mach-E and i vomited in my mouth

  • @FinancialShinanigan
    @FinancialShinanigan 3 роки тому +1615

    Grand Cherokee making more appearances than James' dad in his life.

  • @b.s.adventures9421
    @b.s.adventures9421 3 роки тому +17

    Typhoon held that title for 14 years according to you info.
    That’s a pretty good run.
    They were quite fast in the era.

  • @sendingit2601
    @sendingit2601 3 роки тому +286

    Seeing James slow decent into madness as he goes through the list reminds me of old up to speeds. Happy to see donuts writers can keep with the old energy and chaos

    • @lrrowley
      @lrrowley 3 роки тому +17

      I was thinking the same thing! Pumphrey at his best when he becomes unhinged lol

    • @sendingit2601
      @sendingit2601 3 роки тому +4

      @@lrrowley agreed 🤝

    • @calholli
      @calholli 3 роки тому +5

      yeah.. that ain't the writers

    • @dimitrijekrstic7567
      @dimitrijekrstic7567 3 роки тому +3

      @@calholli that's raw James energy

    • @sendingit2601
      @sendingit2601 3 роки тому +1

      @@calholli I kinda agree. But gotta give some credit to the writers

  • @OnlySourSauce
    @OnlySourSauce 3 роки тому +1646

    Half this episode is James saying "WhYyYY tHouGH?!?!" and the rest is "not the last jeep you'll see" 😉
    Loved every second of it
    Edit: damn this is my most upvote ever, thank y'all. God I love this donut community, y'all way too good haha

  • @obi-wancanoli8236
    @obi-wancanoli8236 3 роки тому +769

    Watching James lose it for almost 20 minutes over a bunch of SUVs was... quite the experience

    • @macelius
      @macelius 2 роки тому +1

      "I DON"T KNOW WHY!?!"

  • @oranjedrurgen8934
    @oranjedrurgen8934 3 роки тому +47

    donut's easily this generation's top gear. love it, never change

  • @carlosgd2609
    @carlosgd2609 3 роки тому +653

    James (15:18): "You know what comes after 3"
    Me: "4"
    James: "2"
    Me: "...."

    • @KaceyGreen
      @KaceyGreen 3 роки тому +16

      I exclaimed 2 in the silent gap he left us

    • @aaronb7990
      @aaronb7990 3 роки тому +2

      🤘🤣👍

    • @lyteyearz5810
      @lyteyearz5810 3 роки тому +1

      Lmfaooooooo 😭😭😭😂💀💀💀

    • @leafext
      @leafext 3 роки тому

      pfffff

    • @beedeebee13
      @beedeebee13 3 роки тому

      Yeah, sometimes I am lost for words when I get it wrong too.
      ...
      It's ok boo. It will pass. *entirely in monotone*

  • @mastersphax7993
    @mastersphax7993 3 роки тому +406

    Little notice from a german guy: A-B-T is the family name of the owners so it's Abt. One word. Thanks for reading :D

    • @sebyfloristean9514
      @sebyfloristean9514 3 роки тому +7

      Nice rs3 clubsport pfp 😳

    • @nothing9271
      @nothing9271 3 роки тому +2

      Ugliest quattro on the grill

    • @oneminuteerik584
      @oneminuteerik584 3 роки тому +2

      So isses junge. Ich habe mich auch gewundert.

    • @apuhnahasa4119
      @apuhnahasa4119 3 роки тому +1

      Wir Deutschen können nicht anders.
      Danke :-)

    • @mikemhz
      @mikemhz 3 роки тому

      There's no way to pronounce "Abt" in English

  • @jlsgarage872
    @jlsgarage872 3 роки тому +97

    I about died when he said "wHy Do YoU nEeD tO gO tO hOmE dEpOt So FrIkKeN fAsT"

  • @daviddrake7995
    @daviddrake7995 Рік тому +1

    When James said that was the last jeep we would see on this list for now, the first thing that came to my mind was a 1500hp jeep grand cherokee that goes 0 to 60 in 2.1 seconds so you can get to home depot even faster. :D

  • @gabrielriveros4284
    @gabrielriveros4284 3 роки тому +450

    Donut: SUV’s need to chill out
    Me: and you need to listen the request of PaganiGaming

  • @deathi
    @deathi 3 роки тому +423

    hennesy execs be like:
    -snorts line of powder-
    get this, 1000hp prius

    • @ShawnD__
      @ShawnD__ 3 роки тому +34

      They probably have enough hellcat editions to steal parts off of to put into a prius

    • @aphex14
      @aphex14 3 роки тому

      lol!!!

    • @zero01grimreaper
      @zero01grimreaper 3 роки тому +5

      I would actually pay for that. 😹😹

    • @kresshmusic
      @kresshmusic 3 роки тому +12

      yo that bitch would fly

    • @faterevelation
      @faterevelation 3 роки тому +11

      Don't forget not delivering to their customers

  • @fourscinmcgee3703
    @fourscinmcgee3703 3 роки тому +174

    Imagine if Koenigsegg took their new hybrid and shoved it into an in house designed wide body suv. That would make numbers invalid.. probably.

    • @xeus2eme
      @xeus2eme 3 роки тому +8

      "Imagine if Koeni... " NO. BIG OL FUCKING NO.

    • @gaara4667
      @gaara4667 3 роки тому

      @@xeus2eme something wrong?

    • @TheCarpenterUnion
      @TheCarpenterUnion 3 роки тому +4

      Some of these "SUVs" are basically sedans or hatchbacks anyway. Might as well just call it Fastest 4+ Seaters

    • @xeus2eme
      @xeus2eme 3 роки тому

      @@gaara4667 oh my ! You're the real Gaara !? I'm a biiiig fan, oooh yes.

    • @fourscinmcgee3703
      @fourscinmcgee3703 3 роки тому

      @@xeus2eme well yes, unlike a robot I can imagine.

  • @phillipcartel
    @phillipcartel 3 роки тому +2

    14:36 and we’re still not done!!! Yooooooo!!! 😆😆🤣🤣🤣

  • @gabemitchell4477
    @gabemitchell4477 3 роки тому +297

    I love just watching James slowly slip into madness during this

    • @nepttune710
      @nepttune710 3 роки тому +2

      Dude...nothing makes me laugh until I cry more.

  • @pyrogic8802
    @pyrogic8802 3 роки тому +130

    15:14 " What comes after 3 "
    my brain: 4
    James: 2

  • @AguSWAG4876
    @AguSWAG4876 3 роки тому +105

    Automotive engineers be like:
    -Yeah, lets make a 6000 pound beast go under 3 secs, that seems reasonable.

    • @TheDenigreur
      @TheDenigreur 3 роки тому +25

      Yeah, because the average person couldn't even handle a 200 hp mid size sedan properly, now everything have to get 500 hp and people are still looking at their phone while driving lol.

    • @AguSWAG4876
      @AguSWAG4876 3 роки тому

      @@TheDenigreur basically lol

    • @phiillzzz807
      @phiillzzz807 3 роки тому +14

      @@TheDenigreur the problem with these over powered suvs and mini vans is they have so much torque steer is fucking unreal.. i drove my buddy's dodge caravan for a day while my car was in the shop.. that thing is a v6 pushing a whopping 280hp and i shit you not i floored it off a standstill and the thing was steering all over the place.. how the hell did this even pass on safety regulations?? Lmao

    • @charliemoomoo7200
      @charliemoomoo7200 3 роки тому +6

      @@phiillzzz807 that might be because the caravan is a fwd which would explain the torque steer. The majority of suvs on this list are either rwd or awd making torque steer nonexistent

    • @phiillzzz807
      @phiillzzz807 3 роки тому

      @@charliemoomoo7200 ah yes i forgot to mention about these being fwd

  • @unfa00
    @unfa00 2 роки тому +4

    James, this was an amazing performance. Your energy and acting are extremely entertaining. The editing only emphasizes that. This was an incredibly fun video to watch. Thank you!

  • @MrBlue-ib7oi
    @MrBlue-ib7oi 3 роки тому +271

    in my house, we all say herspers now. james, you've changed our lives...

  • @devinbaker8707
    @devinbaker8707 3 роки тому +151

    "The one that looks like a Kangaroo's head" - Welp, never gonna unsee that one.

  • @rythefryguy6304
    @rythefryguy6304 3 роки тому +479

    The worst feeling is seeing a sporty lookin suv behind u and you think it’s go time but when they go next to you it’s a mom on her phone goin 120

    • @TwinTurboOnly
      @TwinTurboOnly 3 роки тому +55

      It’s always a woman on her phone. Every single time

    • @jorgewuzhear
      @jorgewuzhear 3 роки тому +44

      Worst part is it fucking has HANDS FREE capabilities lol why are you holding your phone? 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @jarlevanlandeghem8595
      @jarlevanlandeghem8595 3 роки тому +7

      @@jorgewuzhear I know right I see it all the time

    • @heybuddy7410
      @heybuddy7410 3 роки тому +1

      @@jorgewuzhear absolutely

    • @thatguy3745
      @thatguy3745 3 роки тому +7

      Sounds like some deap trama man

  • @ASTRNetwork
    @ASTRNetwork 3 роки тому +25

    The Aztek had a 9.2 second timing (Comparing to the Miata's 9.6)

  • @FutureVision11
    @FutureVision11 3 роки тому +100

    "What comes after 3? ... 2!" Would definitely be a shirt car guys would rock tf out of lol

  • @ranjan_v
    @ranjan_v 3 роки тому +567

    Loved your way of explaining

    • @tscript8109
      @tscript8109 3 роки тому +4

      Yh bro he’s good, but still thi he called the x6 m an x5 lol😂

    • @thatguy3745
      @thatguy3745 3 роки тому +1

      @@tscript8109 I'm gonna need a whole new Rosetta stone for this shit man

    • @thatguy3745
      @thatguy3745 3 роки тому +1

      @@tscript8109 cant tell if its epilepsy or elon musk's Twitter account...
      Gosh damn

    • @tscript8109
      @tscript8109 3 роки тому

      @@thatguy3745 lol

    • @Donovaan
      @Donovaan 3 роки тому

      Loved your way of

  • @man_on_wheelz
    @man_on_wheelz 3 роки тому +387

    "What'ya gotta go to Home Depot so fast for?" Because I keep forgetting shit!!!!

  • @cooolboysid24
    @cooolboysid24 3 роки тому +3

    17:09 i totally lost it on that gag reflex

  • @tc2241
    @tc2241 3 роки тому +62

    Jeep: We heard you’re a dad going through a midlife crisis, but you want to keep it in the low

  • @m.a.d.pandagaming6895
    @m.a.d.pandagaming6895 3 роки тому +67

    "Lemme tell you something....this won't be the last time you see the Grand Cherokee on this list"
    *Trackhawk noises intensify*

    • @mattroyce
      @mattroyce 3 роки тому +2

      facts eh

    • @sauditate4562
      @sauditate4562 3 роки тому +2

      Vroom Vroom in the distance...

    • @m.a.d.pandagaming6895
      @m.a.d.pandagaming6895 3 роки тому +2

      @@sauditate4562 more like "WAAAAAAAAAAAH"

    • @KAAD98
      @KAAD98 3 роки тому

      You're right, can't believe so many people are buying these crazy fast SUV's. BTW I think I solved the problem, one gas powered vehicle & one electric

  • @bonelesswatermelon420
    @bonelesswatermelon420 3 роки тому +163

    Finally, a D-List hosted by James' dad

    • @anydaynow01
      @anydaynow01 3 роки тому

      Lol yep, he was wearing his old Nismo shirt and rolled out in his Z31 300zx, James has such a cool dad!

  • @joshuajohnson6964
    @joshuajohnson6964 3 роки тому +9

    “Coolest car named after a wave.”
    That’s the type of sayings brochures should be printed with.”

  • @heytelesc
    @heytelesc 3 роки тому +64

    As a resident of the "drives their cherokee like a fckin rally car" association, I appreciate this episode. Thank you James 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

    • @harvestblades
      @harvestblades 3 роки тому +1

      only way to drive a xj, well and over rocks & through mud.

  • @niedarb
    @niedarb 3 роки тому +240

    ah, yes, the PAJERO, named in japan and one of the most famous reasons of why now manufacturers have local people to name cars: imported to spanish speaking countries where PAJERO literally means WANKER ... you should really do a video about names

    • @kankanmwah
      @kankanmwah 3 роки тому +7

      That is true tho, my uncle (a native Spanish speaker currently living in Brazil) owns a 2009 TR4 and he always makes pajero jokes

    • @Skullbrothers
      @Skullbrothers 3 роки тому +3

      Like the Kona in Portuguese speaking countries.

    • @BeeaReyoU.
      @BeeaReyoU. 3 роки тому +1

      @@kankanmwah does is mean bird?
      In Spanish pajaro or pajario are used as a word to describe your penis but are actually the word for bird and birdie.

    • @benjaminjoseph285
      @benjaminjoseph285 3 роки тому +1

      It is called pajero in India also

    • @purpleneons
      @purpleneons 3 роки тому

      Hyundai is selling the Kona in Europe, but there's a catch: "kona" means "is dying in pain" in Polish so for a Polish person the whole name sounds like Hyundai is dying in pain lmaooo

  • @danielhast7214
    @danielhast7214 3 роки тому +262

    “A ZJ? What’s a ZJ?”
    -“If you don’t know, you can’t afford it.”

    • @sunofabob
      @sunofabob 3 роки тому +4

      Underrated comment.

    • @trillnix3043
      @trillnix3043 3 роки тому

      🍺 fest. Classic

    • @mertd7702
      @mertd7702 3 роки тому +6

      Can’t afford shit these days

    • @miloslogic
      @miloslogic 3 роки тому +2

      @@mertd7702 I feel ya bro

    • @stevekenilworth
      @stevekenilworth 10 місяців тому

      if your lucky you may find it in anther brand of car for reasonable price

  • @Boosty_Boost
    @Boosty_Boost 3 роки тому +6

    man i just love this channel. best car show in 2010's and so far in 2020's - quite frankly this video was epic. and im not a suv guy. but now i need one ofc .. :,D

  • @brandonswinson3033
    @brandonswinson3033 3 роки тому +229

    So who’s gonna tell James that a typhoon is a storm and in fact, not a wave?

    • @anthonyruddell3969
      @anthonyruddell3969 3 роки тому +31

      Came here just for this... was thinking "I think your thinking about a tsunami bruh"

    • @calholli
      @calholli 3 роки тому +4

      It's not only a storm... It's a hurricane with reverse.

    • @julesiebear
      @julesiebear 3 роки тому +10

      @@calholli Hurricane = Atlantic
      Typhoon = Pacific
      That’s the only difference

    • @PaulBlamey
      @PaulBlamey 3 роки тому +2

      @@calholli it's just a hurricane in north west pacific.

    • @calholli
      @calholli 3 роки тому

      @@julesiebear I know... I was thinking north and south too though.. lol

  • @thehomiejw6714
    @thehomiejw6714 3 роки тому +161

    "What are you gonna freaking go to home depot so fast for?"
    this line killed me LMAO

    • @iosgaming2824
      @iosgaming2824 2 роки тому

      Soccer practice too lol

    • @nTrylo
      @nTrylo 2 роки тому

      this is easily the funniest video i've ever seen on this channel

  • @unnamedracer9757
    @unnamedracer9757 3 роки тому +35

    My top 2 dream cars I will probably never get:
    GMC Syclone
    GMC Typhoon

  • @danielhussain2900
    @danielhussain2900 3 роки тому +2

    15:24 Holly Shit I laughed so hard.... why? Because I have it in the garage, and she's sleeping 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Azeazel.
    @Azeazel. 3 роки тому +145

    Donut has the best ad integrations ngl worth whatever they pay y’all

    • @the876ceo
      @the876ceo 3 роки тому

      BIG Facts

    • @jordonsmith1371
      @jordonsmith1371 3 роки тому +4

      You need go check out my boy Trap Lore Ross he's the only man out here rivaling these guys for ads

    • @toastcat1883
      @toastcat1883 3 роки тому +1

      I don't know man Internet Historian has some really good ad reads

    • @Azeazel.
      @Azeazel. 3 роки тому +1

      @@jordonsmith1371 lmaooo I know whatchu mean those off beat songs slap ngl

  • @YFZ52
    @YFZ52 3 роки тому +37

    I want to thank the writers and James' absolutely hilarious delivery of the content. It's the little yelling rants and emphasis on some of the crazy numbers makes these episodes masterclass. Thank you for all the content! Love it all!

  • @Tarakasper1012
    @Tarakasper1012 3 роки тому +187

    Epa: hey no more fast car, no more performance parts
    Dodge: hehe hellcat go in suv hehe

    • @Malohdek
      @Malohdek 3 роки тому +20

      Next year at Dodge HQ: hehe hellcat 1200hrspr ram 15000

    • @insainllama
      @insainllama 3 роки тому +18

      @@Malohdek I think the next logical step is for Chrysler to make a hellcat Pacifica

    • @photonpilot__
      @photonpilot__ 3 роки тому +10

      EPA: More bullshit
      Doge: Hellcat powered minivan go BRRRRRR

    • @Abel-Alvarez
      @Abel-Alvarez 3 роки тому +7

      We need a Hellcat Fiat 500, imagine the 0 to 60 on that bad boy. 🤔🤨

    • @hoodagooboy5981
      @hoodagooboy5981 3 роки тому +6

      @@Abel-Alvarez With All Wheel Drive.... bring it!!

  • @AmZe_2008
    @AmZe_2008 Рік тому +1

    This guys makes the vid funnier yet interestiing

  • @JoeyLehotsky
    @JoeyLehotsky 3 роки тому +129

    James looking like he’s the President of the Lonely Drivers Club

  • @jerlaine1638
    @jerlaine1638 3 роки тому +130

    I love how many times he had to say "this isn't the last Jeep on the list" 😂😂😊

    • @bilinasmini3480
      @bilinasmini3480 3 роки тому +4

      Everytime he mentioned a jeep then said it wouldn’t be the last with that damn wink got me 🤣😅

  • @m33p0
    @m33p0 3 роки тому +47

    james: "what comes after 3?"
    me: 4!
    james: "2"
    😐

  • @NicheEscape
    @NicheEscape 3 роки тому +4

    the editor of these videos is top notch :')

  • @seabass1015
    @seabass1015 3 роки тому +204

    Not a wave bro: "A typhoon is a mature tropical cyclone that develops between 180° and 100°E in the Northern Hemisphere"

    • @ebolapie
      @ebolapie 3 роки тому +9

      it makes a lot of waves though

    • @nielsvwinden
      @nielsvwinden 3 роки тому +4

      WaVeS ArE CreAteD By WiNd

    • @sabertooth_fl
      @sabertooth_fl 3 роки тому +7

      was he thinking tsunami 😅

    • @M3PH11
      @M3PH11 3 роки тому

      Specifically in the indian or pacific oceans. When the same thing happens in the atlantic, we call it a hurricane. Also typhoons and hurricanes are the only topical storms humans give names to.

    • @fsttag1
      @fsttag1 3 роки тому +1

      @@nielsvwinden no

  • @Emersonbmx16
    @Emersonbmx16 3 роки тому +244

    Alternative Title: Grown man has meltdown over fast SUV’s 😹

  • @armansingh6293
    @armansingh6293 3 роки тому +21

    The idea of going from 0 to 60 mph in 3.7 seconds inside a G Wagon sounds absolutely terrifying

    • @kylecope4412
      @kylecope4412 3 роки тому

      You mean amazing?

    • @lime3324
      @lime3324 3 роки тому +3

      @@kylecope4412 i mean if you’ve been into one, it’s literally a coffin.

    • @zerocool5395
      @zerocool5395 3 роки тому

      One of the dumbest vehicles ever made.
      Change my mind...

  • @mustafashamsi6426
    @mustafashamsi6426 3 роки тому +1

    7:50 the chevy trail blazers pss pss got me hahahahah

  • @PaganiGaming
    @PaganiGaming 3 роки тому +851

    Day 392 of asking James to do an Up to speed on his Dad

    • @Brodyyyyyyyyyyyy
      @Brodyyyyyyyyyyyy 3 роки тому +33

      Day 2 of supporting this

    • @Xanderboof
      @Xanderboof 3 роки тому +13

      It’s the video we need but not what we deserve

    • @plane85
      @plane85 3 роки тому +9

      KEEP GOING

    • @ubad1193
      @ubad1193 3 роки тому +9

      Bro u still doin this!?

    • @nullname0
      @nullname0 3 роки тому +4

      We need it

  • @djdwyane16
    @djdwyane16 3 роки тому +80

    I can agree with that title. Now i need to find PaganiGaming

  • @aguynamedreg2748
    @aguynamedreg2748 3 роки тому +61

    I feel like this video was James’ slow descent into madness

  • @gustavohp3439
    @gustavohp3439 3 роки тому +4

    17:14 Chreap Chan Chreochtee

  • @The_True_
    @The_True_ 3 роки тому +46

    Nice Initial D "Nisno" polo James! Awesome find!

    • @tanmay______
      @tanmay______ 3 роки тому +4

      Glad someone else noticed!

    • @The_True_
      @The_True_ 3 роки тому +5

      @@tanmay______ Lonely drivers unite!

    • @kristofreibl975
      @kristofreibl975 3 роки тому +7

      The shirt is from me. I continued making them since the Lonely Drivers stopped producing them. You can order yours from me. IG: @sandrautoworks
      Thank you!!

    • @The_True_
      @The_True_ 3 роки тому

      @@kristofreibl975 Awesome!

    • @nagyati67
      @nagyati67 3 роки тому

      @@kristofreibl975 I'll order 10 pcs!

  • @robertoortiz1879
    @robertoortiz1879 3 роки тому +34

    James giving off some strong Matty Matheson vibes on this one.

  • @asukahasegawa
    @asukahasegawa 3 роки тому +34

    “…Bowler Nemesis-and that’s also what I call my teerrrrlet” made me audibly chuckle. I’m such a child.

  • @SoloSailing77
    @SoloSailing77 3 роки тому +3

    They designed that Lambo to be able to run 118 mph on the beach. The front spun 15% faster than the rears did, I believe. Remember reading an article in Car and Driver about it back in the 80's. Probably still have it actually.

  • @jacksonmoss6796
    @jacksonmoss6796 3 роки тому +74

    The more James loses his grip on reality in this video the more I laugh.

  • @s.willis8426
    @s.willis8426 3 роки тому +7

    When I owned an XJ i always just said, "it can do 0-60" and left it at that, when it's as aerodynamic as a walk in refrigerator just getting there is good enough.

  • @morgenglende-michalski369
    @morgenglende-michalski369 3 роки тому +406

    Society: "WE NEED RELIABLE FUEL EFFICIENT CARS TO SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT"
    Also Society: *buys large technology infused SUV's with crazy power and luxury that aren't particularly reliable and definitely not fuel efficient*

    • @eusuffezzhariefelizany5732
      @eusuffezzhariefelizany5732 3 роки тому +2

      Irony

    • @corail53
      @corail53 3 роки тому +16

      @TOYOTA Boyz I don't think I have ever seen a politician drive a truck or any suv that would be in the list and I have many friends who work in politics so see what their co-workers drive fairly often. Most of the time when you see them rolling in the excursions/suburbans - those are government owned fleet vehicles and not owned or seldom driven by the politician themselves.

    • @gorillaglue5958
      @gorillaglue5958 3 роки тому +15

      You’re down bad if you care about car pollution
      I’m just kidding don’t get mad at me Tesla stans

    • @moomoodeadcow
      @moomoodeadcow 3 роки тому +6

      also society: "Tiny 1 ton manual sports cars with 2 liter turbo 250 hp engines are killing the planet. Burn them and throw them in the ocean."
      polar bears and whales: *sad face

    • @bosknight7837
      @bosknight7837 3 роки тому +9

      @Zombified MX5 thats why we should just stop doing anything and get the option that’s THE WORST for the environment! Crude oil letsfuckingooo

  • @F1_degenerate
    @F1_degenerate 2 роки тому +3

    At 6:10
    James : "Now this ladies and gentleman is when thing start to get insane"
    UA-cam : "Ayyyy wassup here is an add"

  • @bdtcrypto1542
    @bdtcrypto1542 3 роки тому +28

    "i dont know numbers arent real. whyyyy" lost my shit

  • @britneyspears2470
    @britneyspears2470 3 роки тому +51

    14:22 uh hold up, a AWD burnout?! damn that's crazy.

    • @sparkie5571
      @sparkie5571 3 роки тому +2

      @Sideways G alright bro you go do an awd burnout in your car

    • @Jay-rg5mt
      @Jay-rg5mt 3 роки тому +3

      @@sparkie5571 you can’t....that’s what he’s saying. It’s hooked up to something on the rear

    • @harshitaseeja3290
      @harshitaseeja3290 3 роки тому +2

      @@Jay-rg5mt alright man you go hook your SUV up then do an AWD burnout

    • @Jay-rg5mt
      @Jay-rg5mt 3 роки тому +2

      @@harshitaseeja3290 My SUV only has 1 wheel :/

  • @Josh_Quillan
    @Josh_Quillan 3 роки тому +200

    Nobody:
    James' shirt: NISNO
    I guess he's buying shirts on ebay now too

    • @makurimaru
      @makurimaru 3 роки тому +50

      Lol its from initial D

    • @Cuhh346
      @Cuhh346 3 роки тому +31

      @@makurimaru im glad someone else got the iketani reference

    • @traviswh
      @traviswh 3 роки тому +21

      @@makurimaru I saw it & immediately thought, “This is a man of culture.”

    • @grhead812
      @grhead812 3 роки тому +4

      i was watching initial d 3rd stage lol

    • @ark_knight
      @ark_knight 3 роки тому +3

      @@Cuhh346 Does his car literally say that? I never payed attention. I am on 4th season, so maybe it comes later

  • @drewpeacock2762
    @drewpeacock2762 Рік тому +1

    by secure the contract at 2:15 they meant they didnt win the deal. It wasnt a paperwork issue, the buyer just chose a different manufacturer before a deal was made

  • @PhillipWoody90
    @PhillipWoody90 3 роки тому +41

    A Typhoon is not a wave you're thinking of a tsunami. I love you James

  • @noruea1774
    @noruea1774 3 роки тому +35

    Fun fact:
    Mitsubishi's Montero was first sold in Spain with the Pajero name.
    It was shortly after changed to Montero because pajero in Spanish means... well, wanker.

    • @gymusen
      @gymusen 3 роки тому +5

      It's funny cuz, in Brazil it was still called Pajero when sold here

    • @ShawnD__
      @ShawnD__ 3 роки тому +1

      Spanish is a broken language where a word will have a different meaning in every country it is spoken, makes it difficult to learn for me and working with people from the DR, Ecuador, and other countries LOL

    • @mrsmiastef
      @mrsmiastef 3 роки тому +3

      @@gymusen they speak Portuguese in Brazil not Spanish.

    • @noruea1774
      @noruea1774 3 роки тому +5

      @@mrsmiastef Still, I'm from Spain and I wouldn't understand any word from an ecuatorian.

    • @Dsilver024
      @Dsilver024 3 роки тому +1

      @@noruea1774 well Spain is the one with the funky Spanish..... It's like England's English vs America's English; supposedly the origin but wrong lol..... naw jk im Brazilian/Colombian in miami so heavy Cuban Spanish mixed in and in Colombian and Cuban pajero means wanker/jack off.. the mental pic in my head hearing James say it while I translated was funny

  • @ElgrandeChungiguey
    @ElgrandeChungiguey 3 роки тому +27

    The “Newly sentient board” won’t let shit stick cause it’s hungry and needs a Snicker ...

  • @Invis_Space
    @Invis_Space 3 роки тому +1

    Where was the BMW X3 M Comp!?!? That car easily does 3.2! 🚙 💨
    This video was both hilarious and informative! Awesome 🙏🏻

  • @nicksivert5431
    @nicksivert5431 3 роки тому +34

    Zat's not fast enoof; nor doesn't have enoof lettars.
    That was a good line.

    • @blahorgaslisk7763
      @blahorgaslisk7763 3 роки тому +3

      I tried to read that out loud with a German accent and failed miserably. I ended up sounding like a drunk Scotsman.

  • @pronoy91
    @pronoy91 3 роки тому +38

    Deep appreciation for the totally "wireless" mic on the table

  • @dakotamcavoy6755
    @dakotamcavoy6755 3 роки тому +25

    "We're in the 3's now, I DON'T KNOW WHY!???!!?" same xD

  • @wyattboothby5285
    @wyattboothby5285 2 роки тому

    My uncle bought a used black on grey '93 GMC Typhoon back in '96-'97ish. Purchased out of Robb Report magazine (like a cross between Maxim magazine and the old buy/sell/trade, except it's pretty much just for rich people). Price tag exceeded $40,000! and had to go to another province to get it. Driving that thing was quite an experience. I've only been in a handful of V8 powered cars that could match the performance of that little turbo'ed V6 because of all the GoFast GMC bolted on, plumbed in and filled it with (special pistons, rods, heads, valves etc.. - from the factory!)
    Absolutely ridiculous to drive- in a good way. Because it was all wheel drive and had about 12" wide tires front and rear, it cornered like it was on rails, and went like a bat out of hell, even in the rain.. And if you wanted to test that 0-60 time, grab a foot full of throttle and the off the line acceleration was like somebody attached a cable to it at a red light, and tied the other end to a dump truck doing 55! Unfortunately parts weren't cheap or plentiful. T-case blew one day and it sat at the shop for about a month, waiting for its new unit to show up.
    Sadly, It went to the dealer for some work on another occasion, and the service guys didn't put it inside at night and somebody decided to steal it.. T'was never seen again.

  • @RoonMian
    @RoonMian 3 роки тому +130

    "Abt" is not an abbreviation, it's just a German word. Or in this case, the name of the founder Hans-Jürgen Abt. Cheers.

  • @zacharystern7203
    @zacharystern7203 3 роки тому +187

    Nolan looks like he serves subpoenas while bumping to “Electric Avenue”

    • @HardstyleCatalyst
      @HardstyleCatalyst 3 роки тому +5

      Safety first, then teamwork.

    • @AB0BA_69
      @AB0BA_69 3 роки тому

      Nolan needs some nip shields. Just look at those poky nips in that big boi

    • @MrSlicksss
      @MrSlicksss 3 роки тому

      @@HardstyleCatalyst a man of culture I see

  • @mrmann2002
    @mrmann2002 3 роки тому +142

    No one has ever noticed that James wears Iketani's shirt from Initial D : first stage

    • @jordanrobshaw1406
      @jordanrobshaw1406 3 роки тому +6

      I did lol, the off brand nismo

    • @PiotrekSzostak
      @PiotrekSzostak 3 роки тому +3

      I literally just watched the first few episodes being bored on Sunday evening lol, it was fun how they draw it always a bit creased so it looked like it *could* say Nismo but the shirt just folded xD also how they always referred to cars by the factory model code rather than official names for lack of marketing rights - S13, AE86, EG6..

    • @TurboHappyCar
      @TurboHappyCar 3 роки тому

      @@PiotrekSzostak Huh. I wonder which is the cause and effect, Initial D avoiding copyright infringement and car culture picked it up... or if the show did it because it was already common. It's not just Japanese cars, you've got the BMW E30, E36... Mustang SN95, S550.... 🤔

    • @Widjdjfnfnf
      @Widjdjfnfnf 3 роки тому +1

      We did..

    • @nickalvarado4037
      @nickalvarado4037 3 роки тому +1

      literally the first thing I notices

  • @garrettmitchell5657
    @garrettmitchell5657 2 роки тому

    I watched the video this morning before I went to work. Not four hours later did a Pajero Evolution roll in on my lunch break. Totally made my day

  • @reneXDgta
    @reneXDgta 3 роки тому +15

    Spanish speaking people every time The Pajero appears : 🤣🤣🤣

  • @miguelgomez8051
    @miguelgomez8051 3 роки тому +111

    WHEN YOU GUYS MAKING AN UP TO SPEED ON AYRTON SENNA

    • @miguelgomez8051
      @miguelgomez8051 3 роки тому +1

      Been bugging Nolan on ig ☹️

    • @nickmurphy4209
      @nickmurphy4209 3 роки тому +7

      I mean they have a 2 part podcast on it

    • @nathaneldredge1836
      @nathaneldredge1836 3 роки тому +2

      We need James dad first

    • @ali_tdi2440
      @ali_tdi2440 3 роки тому

      @@nathaneldredge1836 so does he but hes not crying about it

    • @GuninGames
      @GuninGames 3 роки тому +1

      UP TO SPEED ON TOYOTA, we need Toyotas to get more recantation

  • @adomagala1
    @adomagala1 3 роки тому +126

    "Typhoon: The coolest car named after a wave" Um, close, but eh why not.

    • @abarthcorsa3493
      @abarthcorsa3493 3 роки тому +8

      I was about to say who’s gonna tell him😂

    • @brianbird3756
      @brianbird3756 3 роки тому +7

      Hennessey needs to do a 1000hp blazer and call it the Tsunami.

    • @Wolham
      @Wolham 3 роки тому +9

      Next up: the Nissan Tiramisu.

    • @dylantroutman4363
      @dylantroutman4363 3 роки тому +1

      The Syclone x10 cooler

    • @indigotheindieghost7214
      @indigotheindieghost7214 3 роки тому +2

      Not gonna lie i got a little annoyed by this 🤣

  • @Jestokost
    @Jestokost 2 роки тому +1

    Surprised the Land Speed Cruiser didn’t get a shoutout. Not a production vehicle, granted, but utterly insane nonetheless.

  • @almehgub
    @almehgub 3 роки тому +28

    “Because you know what comes after 3?
    2.”
    -James 2021