Paper Mario TTYD, But it's Horribly Translated (Chapter 5 & 6)
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Starting the second half of a crazy Google Translated version of The Thousand-Year Door. This time, we venture to an island with Flavio, who claims "we are here to kill." He also loves explosions and expects Mario to attack other encampments. Later on, we have a 3 Day Period and need to solve the sticky sticky delicious mystery as "Luigi."
This is what happens when you take Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door and run it through Google Translate one too many times. You're left with "Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors." You'd be surprised how much this completely changes certain characters, affects the story, and how many ridiculous comments there are. I streamed this in November 2019, but just a warning, some of the clips are a full of innuendos and language. Of course, this mod is not endorsed by Nintendo.
My personal favorite aspect is when the lore from this translation is unintentionally expanded upon. For example, Koops, now "Carbon," is always talking about wanting to destroy cities, wants to "end" his father and everyone else, and considers Mario his lover. These mistranslations are somewhat consistent throughout the entire game.
I'm taking a break from the glitch content since I burn out easily. When you play a game for hours every day with the sole intention of finding or explaining glitches, this is bound to happen I suppose. This best explains my tendency to disappear from the channel for months at a time. I figured we could try something different this time, in the form of the stream highlights format a lot of you guys seem to enjoy. Thank you for understanding!!
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![Best of Book of Mario [Section 5]](/img/n.gif)
"I'm in the boat." -Man Not in the Boat
art.
He was the only member that wasn’t on the boat
1:53
Oyster, Flavio
That Bob-omb was clearly in denial
I love the fact that everyone is either:
A) A homicidal maniac
B) Sexually frustrated
C) Both.
D) Carbon
Alle the above) Pregnant family member
F) I came
Everyone in this comment section is B
so...a homosexual maniac?
"Goombella, I'm not your daughter."
Don't talk back to your mother.
Nice (ik it's in the video)
Airport!
“My problem is that people have problems”
*Understandable*
sounds like a monologue origin story to a villain. "you see dear hero..my problem, is that PEOPLE have problems. and everyone ALWAYS needs help. go help one person, another person has a problem. and no matter how many problems you solve you just cant stop them. i used to be *a problem solver* myself. and yet even if i solved them, sometimes i wasnt even thanked, or i was even treated worse. so you know what i decided? if there are no people...the world cant have problems."
*_underling, cut the fool’s neck._*
The opposite of Mr. Mowz, whose only problem is that she has no problems.
i can relate
@@anionshade970 lmao
Are we gonna ignore the fact that Carbon is gaining nuclear powers?
this is Godzilla's origin story
While the others bother with magic and stuff, Carbon is aware the only solution to defeat their enemies are thermonuclear warheads,
This is how Carbon conquers the world
Watch out, Carbon has the nuke happy secret agenda
“Nuclear weaponry is the future! How can you not see that!”
Yes... Yes we are going ignore this, as we don't want to be on his bad side
"You swine! If you want to steal my house, you're a terrible and bad person."
Is this game trying to teach me moral stuff or something?
Carbon's movelist:
- Shell Launch
- The Shell
- Shell Shell
- *_N U C L E A R N O I S E_*
*Sex*
Dad
The best part is that *SEX* sets everyone on fire
that escalated quickly
@@jimphoenix494
Thats pretty *hot* not gonna lie
"Huh? I have to pay."
"No rubber?"
tell me about it
My problem is that people have problems
@@dracodeanglicus3857 my only problem is that I have no problems
the terrorist arc where mario and flavio take a boat full of bombs to the united states has always been my favorite part of thousands of doors
They'll take down the twin ports.
You're probably on a list now
Things i never thought id read for 600, Alex
"OH NO!!!"
-Fatguy703
*gunsales and flavio
My lord. Even the learned moves match Carbon and Vivian. Nuclear noise, and sex
And Bobbery learns "Dad". Somehow this also makes sense to me
@@decheater64 mowz is the one to learn dad. Bob learns bob
It's a great move for her to learn after she joins your girlfriend in chapter 4
I mean, Carbon can now destroy opponents like he destroyed his town.
And Vivian is literally just the same as before, considering the internet.
Haha
“Do you know how much I’m confident AND nervous?”
Mood
That literally sums up Carbon. He's a shy nervous Koopa Lad plotting to destroy the Universe and all reality.
And eating Hoko Saba in the meantime
@@claudiaperi4990 He wanted to eat Hoko Saba to absorb her Power
But not before Hoko Saba’s final wish of doing the dishes was granted
Get Crazy With The Cheese Whiz *Cermet is quaking*
I like how the story in this version is likely that bobbery killed scarlet and then forged a letter as her
Then he forgot that he forged it.
Well the dementia is setting in... he is an old man, after all
Slenderquil Ramcharge Yo wut?
Paper Silent Hill 2
Paper Mario: Memento
"do we have a whah?" is the super mario equivalent of "can i get an amen?"
Even over a decade ago, Book of Mario was fighting to get Waluigi in Smash Bros.
Waaaa
Whahllelujah.
@@patchyluna IT'S RAINING MEMES
WAHLELLUJAH IT'S RAINING MEMES
*_CAN I GET A TREAT!?_*
I love how translating a popular video game into different languages back and forth turns an E rated game into a rated M game
Big esj Marios got the hat for it atleast
mostly alphabet pedophile sermon. I came.
Google translate is cursed
In this battle I want you to pull it out. Do...not...forget.
More like AO
A new horribly translated video? I came.
With clear water!
Hot digestion!
*p i s s o f f , n e r d .*
For this, we must all suffer suffocation.
I translated yotu comment/ Many times. Badly.
"appears to be
tourist trips 1
Translate the new Loo video to Loo? I'm here."
"If it's made of fire, try to touch it because it burns."
Sterling assistance, Goombella. Apparently she can be just as brutal as Carbon.
I thought Carbon was just an edgelord.
@@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 he learned nuclear noise, he means business.
@@Soul_Alpha I have a message to all fathers out there: RUN! FUCKING RUN!
Goombella is into S&M confirmed
19:40 "I'm a month late."
*My god.*
"And I learned something worse."
*NOH*
With all these "dads" and "sons", everyone in Book of Mario's universe must be related somehow.
explains alot
The hasburgs be like.
Book of Mario: thousands of doors is set in Alabama!
People are also confusing brothers for wives
sweet home alabama
I never heard the phrase "Chicken Sperm" as an insult, but man this mod is good at making in insults
Not to mention Hawc Green is a bird. Being called a chicken in that phrase is also him being effectively called retarded since chickens are dumb as fuck.
@@Magicpaper1337 Don't insult my rooster like that, I watch these videos with him.
@@raspberry144mb3 what is roostr nam?
@@cultist_npc Fauntleroy
@@raspberry144mb3 col!
You laugh, you lose
Haha yes
I accept your challenge
it's impossible to win then x)
i came
lost on the first piece of dialogue
Absolutely lost my mind laughing at TEC being pregnant
And Peach is a month late!
«TEC! You are pregnant!.»
TEC: W-What?! N-No! i-i’m n-not p-p-pregnant!.
*18:17*
That leaves one word...
HOW?!
@@Sigma_San Peach is a futanari and TEC is a woman
1:30 "We're not gonna steal your house bro!"
And yet you have Carbon as your active partner. You sure *he* doesn't want Flavio's house?
I think he'd rather destroy his house instead.
Though who's stopping him? Mario?
@@condoslime776 Carbon's not opposed to stealing either. He kind of wanted to steal a man's dog at one point.
Mario might be able to stop him if he tells him to fight for freedom instead; it seems that he'd rather tell him to be himself, though. And of course, prompting Carbon to fight at all would end all the "enemies" on Earth, if he chooses to use The Shell. It'd just mean a catastrophe.
4:42 - "I keep the devil busy when I leave!"
This will go right on my tombstone.
And mine.
Lamo
@@blightedadmiral7006 ¿Qué lames?
"Chicken sperm" is honestly a pretty good insult.
Google translate knows how to make a good insult.
Hazbin Hotel- "You Fried Chicken Fetuses!" XD
*19:28*
I'm taking that insult now. I'm going to use it.
Right out of Shakespeare
"I came! With clear water!"
Yeah you should probably see a doctor about that...
Infertility
That sounds like peeing to me
Nah, just precum
To be fair, he's already dead.... maybe that's how he died... ._.
@@Mario2980 he cummed his soul out of his body
GPS giving directions in the city: A street, a street, a street, a street, a street, a street better!
*Vivian learned "SEX"*
Yeah that seems about right
Nice
And Ms. Mowz learns Dad.
*Goes to Assault Menu*
*Selects "SEX"*
@@Ze_eT OH NO
For years I thought Vivian's hair was her nose.
So, from what I can tell, Scarlette had affairs while Bobber was out at see, so Bobber killed her when he came back home, and then wrote a letter claiming to be from Scarlette that pinned it on the children. However, his friend let slip to Mario that Bob wrote it.
Thank the stars that Mario wasn’t thrown into the sea and not found by Cortze there...
And then he forgot that he killed her and forged that letter because of dementia
I can’t believe you cut that green Toad saying “I hope he dies” about Flavio.
The toad actually said "you're dead to me" which is even better. I'm also surprised it got left out.
This is an entirely different story than the original TTYD and I love it
they didn’t just translate everything the same amount of times like normally. They translated each textbox separately and stopped translating it when it was the funniest. Otherwise, half of the text would just be gibberish.
Stryder was it intentional that you make almost everyone sound so seductive the way you read their lines?
Only because they can’t stop with the innuendos in this translation lol
@@Stryder7x hello
@@Stryder7x Don't stop what you're doing. This is great!
@@Stryder7x Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
Your W H A T
"I'm a girl who is very lucky in the stomach."
Is she... is she pregnant?
???
I mean, he did say he's cold blooded
Mr./Ms. Mouser is almost as confusing as Carbon and Goombell combined.
“It is said that the monster destroyed a large city in the area.”
Damnit, Carbon, I thought we went over this.
Edit: How the hell has this gotten over 600 likes?
"I want Petalburg back, Carbon."
Carrrbon...that kills people, Carbon!
He learned Nuclear Noise and had to test it somewhere
@@letmeshowumypkmn real talk tho, that's such a good name for an ability
Fun fact, the decibel level rises over a certain point, sound just turns into a straight up shockwave.
"Everyone knows you are a joke. I want evidence!"
Mario: Am I a joke to you?
*It is joke, hahahahahahaha!!! -A Russian Voice Actor*
If someone told me that was from Ace Attorney, I wouldn't even doubt it.
@@Codricmon It oddly makes too much sense for that game. I've not seen that game, but from what I've been told, some of the characters are dumb.
That quote looks like from a scene where Larry claims something and Edgeworth doesn't believe it
1:58
Donate to the children's fund?! Why? What have children ever done for *me?*
Luigiofthegods exkuze me!
(excuse me)
Well now we know what "Smorg" is short for
“And don’t DARE not read the newspaper!!!”
*Reads newspaper*
*Dies*
double negatives be like:
Doesn't not read newspaper, dies
Legolover903 heccin double standards ughhh
corpse party be like:
SMALL ORGANIZATIONS
SMALL ORGANIZATIONS
SMALL ORGANIZATIONS
Mesousa Gaby
Sm. Org.
Didn't expect to see you here
SMALL ORGANIZATIONS
SMALL ORGANIZATIONS
SMALL ORGANIZATIONS
Now I wanna see how the happy lucky lottery bomb reacts to changing the clock backward in this version.
"I'm going to activate PAINT!"
Who knew Lord Crump was a fan of Color Splash 12 years before it happened. All it took was a horribly botched translation to uncover it.
No, he wasn't just a fan, he's *responsible* for it; he *activated* it.
Maybe he's just too poor to afford Photoshop
@@InspHCallahan
And can't find his copy of Mario Paint.
Carbon: I can destroy the defense and the entire world with my Nuclear Noise
Mario: “Hehehe... I’m in danger”
Not surprising since he destroyed Petalburg.
Ben Nguyen he also ended his father
@@Some_guy_and_his_games He was already empty and disillusioned with the idea of killing his own father at the end of Section 1, which is why Koopley is miraculously somehow still alive.
Luigiofthegods I never said how he ended his father. he ended his career, he’s just a husk held by spirit strings
And yet *_The Shell_* is even more powerful than that
Do you want to read "D A Y O F W R A T H"?
That actually kind of works here, I think. Dies Irae (generally literally translated as "Day of Wrath") is the song that plays in like every movie when someone dies, so I can kind of see a ghost having it.
a.k.a. Revelations
The title is actually telling you how long your punishment
will be if you decide to read it against the ghosts wishes.
(Or perhaps the punishment is just so terrible that it merely _feels_ like
that much time passed, even though it's only been like.. 15 seconds.)
Sounds like Dies Irae, a Gregorian Chant describing the last Judgement.
Dies Irae, Dies Illa, Dies Solvet
Saeclum in favilla
Teste David cum Syballa
That is the part I know off the top of my head.
I so badly want to see the luigi stories, they’re already ludicrous, imagine them after forced translations
I don't think they were edited, sadly.
@@katarinafox6962 That is sad indeed
Who could've known Rawk was very eco friendly, last words were "Go green.."
This series is fantastic
"Stop talking with puzzles, chicken sperm!" (c) God Browser, 2019
I love how this is Shakespearean in its elegance.
"I'm dead, asshole!"
Y'know, I can actually see Cortez saying that in-character. It lines up with his personality pretty well.
*I'm still full of terrorism...*
Was carbon writing that entry?
"This is an explosion!"
*_Zipper is a frog, an actor!_*
And just before that flavius said "what? united states"
Fatguy's theory is that flavio is a terrorist sailing to the US *with a boat full of bombs*
Carbon continues his reign of terror, as he, his boyfriend Mario and a fleet of ravaging pirates carry a ship filled with explosives to the United States.
HOW DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 9 LIKES?!
The captain even admits that he’s full of Terrorism.
We have multiple super consistent characters in this game so far (that I know of, at least).
Carbon - Wants to take over the world eventually. Psychopathic dude with a girlfriend that is illiterate like the rest of the modded game.
The Yellow Koopa - Desperately hits up on Mario with any chance they get.
Flavio - Loves explosions and sexual innuendos.
Goombella - Gives you completely irrelevant and probably incredibly incorrect facts from a book.
Goombella also keeps letting people know that she came.
Hot
Peach - The main antagonist.
@@trondordoesstuff *Carbon chuckling in secret*
So I guess Goombella didn't change.
“Mario is learning special Christmas exercises!”
*ad for Macy’s Christmas sale*
This feels...intentional.
6:11 "Or if you want, you can use your Time Pump to explode later!"
Me: Sorry game but I'm not into edging...
"I have my birthday?"
>"The day of Wrath"
Excuse me?
Maybe birthday to just day and move in the sentence.... not sure anbout the rest.
Carbon's planning something, I can feel it.
"Increase adventure to sit on my nose!"
_Immediately stares on his nose_
*_PARALYTIC FEAR._*
Flavio's already ridiculous speech now enters the official realm of "comedic gobbledygook".
"Listen for a second, small coconut extended"
I need to remember this insult
Did you just fool me into thinking you're verified
@@wef6146 you fooled yourself
15:33-When you finally convince a top to bottom....
Ninetails2000 you could also read it as if the ghost toad is a VERY dom top
My PrObLeM iS tHaT pEoPlE hAvE pRoBlEmS
-Problem centre 2k19
You’d be out of a job if they didn’t
Relatable though
he hates his job
The problemening
Stryder is well acquainted with Mistakes, as documented in his Badge Duplication video.
"I'm going to activate PAINT!"
Please, no, not Colour Splash!
OH YEAH THAT ROBOT WITH THE PAINT! That video was hilarious
“Everything went well, I’m still full of terrorism”
Episode 1: "Carbon wants to end his father and take over the world.
Episode 2: "Carbon takes over Petalburg and some other cities.
Episode 3: "Carbon learns Nuclear Noise and destroys a giant city."
Episode 4: OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT.
Episode 4: “Carbon befriends Grodus and temporarily learns compassion, and also verbally destroys the shadow queen.
"Just leave me okay? I keep the devil busy when I leave"
Unironically badass.
Why is this so good? Everything flows in a schizophrenic way.
If you think this is good, wait till you see the prequel Book of Mario 64.
@@Azure70 and it's underrated sequel Super Book of Mario
Many drinks are consumed.
Well that explains a lot.
“THIS IS NOT A BREASTFEEDING FLOWER” DUUUUUHHHHHHH GUYS!!
o ok i didnt know
*Pours gasoline on Goomba*
"Wanna know why they call me carbon?"
I'm so happy this came out before my final in precalculus and helped cure my finals nerves.
When the letter said "I can only blame my children" I freaking lost it
Ok hold on.
I’ve played TTYD a lot and I don’t remember the pictures in the Rougeport tavern having Geno and Rawk Hawk. That has to be editing or the mod right?
He's using an HD texture hack which probably added those pictures.
Thank you for the answer. Was about to bust out my GC to boot up TTYD and look at it.
No problem!
12:10 I just love how completely done Stryder sounds.
"do we have a whah?"
*excited waluigi noises*
"Bol"
-Hawc Green
Top 10 sadest anime moments
This video could do with more Carbon
More Carbon means more nuclear noise...
I too, am oppressed by the Egyptians
dem egyptians 😥😥😥😥😥😥
i'm not even gonna lie, almost all of this just reads like earthbound dialogue
Top 10 Mario villains
10- Tatanga
9- Wart
8- Antasma
7- Bowser
6- Cackletta
5- Fawful and Midbus
4- Elder Princess Shroob
3- Grodan
2- Smithy
1- Carbon
This is not my official list don’t get triggered
Im getting triggered. Carbon should be higher.
Doge's game room better?
@@funkythor6457 Are you saying he's a zero?!
Belisarius 10 is lower, 0 or 1 is higher
2 should be Princess of Peaches.
"There is something on the ground! We came!"
"My womb is brown!"
that womb line is probably the most disgusting I've heard from book of mario.
At least it can't get worse (and that's not and exaggeation because I've seen the rest of this game AND most of BoM64)
17:07
"Wow, I'm apparently not good at sex." - Stryder7x, 2019
"Increase adventure to sit down on my nose!" -Flavio, the man with the long nose
😳
fart fetish in a nutshell
'Excess Express' to 'More Coffee Machines' is very good.
hell ye, more Carbon world domination
Flavio, what’s your idea of the perfect date?
“You. Me. Hammers. Morning.”
What if you: wanted to go to heaven
but god said: Bol
3:05 Boomers.
"my problem is that people have problems" girl, me too tf?
5:10 When your father is Italian
Che peccato, mamma mia
"Cut The Neck" is actually an unironically sick name for a drink.
Also known as Bloody Mary
@@belisarius6949 That's a cursed comment and I love it.
It has a little sweet yet metallic taste..!
It burns the throat from how spicy it is. That's why it's called that.
Ok 👌 reddit pleb
Chicken sperm is such a wonderful insult.
"Enjoy Color Splash!"
I wont.
1:29
I _never_ noticed these framed pictures before. Bowser, Rawk Hawk, and even Geno. Wow.
Iirc SMRPG is canon to the Paper Mario universe or something
I'm pretty sure they were edited in. This is an HD texture hack, and I bet the original photos were so illegible as to make remaking them impossible.
@@anueutsuho7425 really? I didn't even notice the game was different
Yep. I checked, and the original photos looked like weird blobs.
@@anueutsuho7425 ah ok. Would you happen to know where I could find this HD hack?
"You have a Christian star!"
"Mario finds the sixth Crystal Star, randomly hidden in Poshley Heights Church."
*one of my favorite parts from the playthrough
16:21 Slaughterhouse Zip is my favourite Kurt Vonnegoom novel.
12:01 dawn of the first day, 72 hours remain
*initiate clock town music*
i forgot to say this before but you are amazing at reading this, id love an audio book from you
"It is said that the monster destroyed a large city in the area"
Carbon...
What did we talk about you not doing!?!
"Are you sure you want to throw bob?" Well I mean... that's how we use his ability, isn't it?
The computer is based
12:10 Huh? There is sonething on the ground! We came!
That escalated quickly...
18:11 I lost it at "the computer is based"
I love how you narrate it all, and I still lose my shit listening to it, and reading it myself. lol (Totally weird compliment: you got a nice voice)
Edit: I know I posted this halfway through, but I probably shouldn't eat seeing as I almost choked because of how hilarious it is, so yes. I'm always going to lose to this
So what were the 100 "I love you's" in this version?
That won't happen until Chapter 7 I think.
@@anueutsuho7425 no I'm pretty sure that was part of what you needed to get the train ticket to the Excess Express. But sadly I missed that stream so I don't know what it got translated to :/
They were boring
Heartless Kyōakuna Imagine if it went up to 3000...
It became "love you"
all 100 textboxes are the same. The timer in the corner of the box ended up untranslated and just disaplys "X time(s)"