I Bought the Most Unreliable BMW Ever Made (2007 M5)

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  • @samanslow9021
    @samanslow9021 5 років тому +1874

    Hoovie is no longer addicted to cars, hes addicted to losing money

    • @E_tiBEAMERBOY
      @E_tiBEAMERBOY 5 років тому +8

      Sam Anslow He might just go homeless @ this rate😞

    • @jospi2
      @jospi2 5 років тому +7

      Yeah, but these highs he gets when there's a new car in the garage, there's no better feeling.

    • @josem6929
      @josem6929 5 років тому +18

      Don't forget that content makes him money. I.E. Autovlog has make 35k + on just one video of a 500 dollar. I want to believe there is method to his car buying madness.

    • @Trevonious95
      @Trevonious95 5 років тому

      Fkn tard you don't even understand

    • @samanslow9021
      @samanslow9021 5 років тому +2

      @@Trevonious95 oof

  • @nehalmathew7510
    @nehalmathew7510 5 років тому +279

    It’s so high tech that it cools the brake using oil

    • @vdochev
      @vdochev 5 років тому +9

      Yeah, oil will increase the stopping power, lol!

    • @ivanoffw
      @ivanoffw 5 років тому

      LOL

    • @iloveg25
      @iloveg25 5 років тому +1

      @@vdochev Not outside the loop XD

  • @LazerLord10
    @LazerLord10 4 роки тому +216

    He traded it for a Honda because he wants a car that works, lol.

  • @jmhellison
    @jmhellison 5 років тому +1745

    This car would make Scottie kilmer's brain explode 🤣💀💀💀

    • @starsaber2002
      @starsaber2002 5 років тому +114

      Nobody cares what that old hack has to say about it

    • @JDValles
      @JDValles 5 років тому +187

      starsaberfan39 about 2.2 million people do actually

    • @nolancampbell6139
      @nolancampbell6139 5 років тому +51

      starsaberfan39 Ummm... wrong. Over 2M people subscribe to ‘the old hack’. Because he knows what he’s talking about, and tells it like it is. This rich child-douche, not so much. And now that I realize he’s linked to Doug. Now I get it. Douche bros!

    • @HighDefinitionVideo
      @HighDefinitionVideo 5 років тому +2

      I'd pay $6500 to see that :)

    • @optionalcoast7478
      @optionalcoast7478 5 років тому +37

      @@starsaber2002 definitely that guy is the anti car enthusiast but i will say he is right about car companies making cars too difficult to fix

  • @Minoltalphafan
    @Minoltalphafan 5 років тому +898

    I would bet the owner got a quote, pooped himself then went straight to the car dealer to trade it in.

    • @thesunflowchannel1995
      @thesunflowchannel1995 5 років тому +70

      yeah I did

    • @user-nj2wk2ec2b
      @user-nj2wk2ec2b 5 років тому +23

      Been there, done that. And I thought I was clever.

    • @dukenudibranch6414
      @dukenudibranch6414 5 років тому +63

      Straight to a Honda dealership is what he said. He had enough.

    • @FalconXE302
      @FalconXE302 5 років тому +12

      Yes... I think a fair bit of "pooping" has been caused by this car... and you can now add Hoovie to that list of poopers... LoL...

    • @alpaljl
      @alpaljl 5 років тому +2

      @@dukenudibranch6414 Without a doubt.

  • @rjolly87
    @rjolly87 5 років тому +389

    Doug DeMuro: "This is a BMW you NEVER want to own".
    Hoovies Garage: "Hold my beer...."

    • @terrabiker
      @terrabiker 5 років тому +2

      Hoovies Garage after visit to wizard : "Confirmed... ( while holding his bleeding wallet in his hands )"

    • @sirgeorgioalastrata4104
      @sirgeorgioalastrata4104 5 років тому +1

      Drinking and driving is illegal

    • @rjolly87
      @rjolly87 5 років тому +3

      @@sirgeorgioalastrata4104 Correct! This is one of the reasons you hand your beer to someone else for safe keeping when you are about to do something silly.

    • @gernhartreinholzen4330
      @gernhartreinholzen4330 5 років тому

      Hahahahaaha

    • @thephao4327
      @thephao4327 5 років тому

      A Mercedes Benz is holding the beer.

  • @Altavilla22Mike
    @Altavilla22Mike 5 років тому +1279

    I can sum up your entire channel .. Making thousands of dollars complaining about losing thousands of dollars

    • @MoHawk_1970
      @MoHawk_1970 5 років тому +2

      LeadBlastin22 Great point!

    • @phaedrusbjb
      @phaedrusbjb 5 років тому +3

      or... Throwing $ at it and learning next to nothing.

    • @user-os8sq3uh4n
      @user-os8sq3uh4n 5 років тому +22

      Somebody's gotta do it

    • @lapamful
      @lapamful 5 років тому +20

      It's not really about that for me. Buying a used V12 Merc for five grand and spending another ten or twenty in repairs still means he's getting an S Class less than 10% of what it originally cost. It let's you know what you're in for if you actually want to buy one of these once amazing cars.
      If you're a total petrolhead and not a dealer it makes sense.

    • @MrFryfish
      @MrFryfish 5 років тому +1

      It's sad that nobody is able to censor these channels based on click-bait, on the back of car makers, mobile phone companies..

  • @whoeverwhoever400
    @whoeverwhoever400 5 років тому +432

    THe one who sold you his BMW probably laughed so hard

    • @spiritualmike9589
      @spiritualmike9589 4 роки тому +8

      FR HE GOT RIPPED OFF

    • @bluescale8626
      @bluescale8626 4 роки тому +25

      Working ones with the same mileage can still go for 11,000 and up. Seeing as he got this for 6,500 really isnt too bad.

    • @alexpupov5581
      @alexpupov5581 4 роки тому +3

      you can sell this a part and you will get much more money

    • @papa_pt
      @papa_pt 4 роки тому +2

      Lol the engine alone is worth $6k

    • @papa_pt
      @papa_pt 4 роки тому +12

      @Midousuji Akira check eBay have fun. It's a racing derived v10 not just some engine.... apply your logic to a 13 year old or collector's car doesn't work lmao

  • @Bicketybam68
    @Bicketybam68 5 років тому +445

    At this stage, it would be cheaper to Adopt the wizard...

  • @Chris-cy3uq
    @Chris-cy3uq 5 років тому +162

    OMG when I turned the video on and saw Doug I thought I clicked the wrong vid xD

  • @3800TURBO
    @3800TURBO 4 роки тому +10

    I would fix the oil cooler. Change the front tyres, then a fresh battery, check the grounds and then clear all the codes. Then take it for a decent drive and then re-check the codes. More than half will most likely be gone as many are just triggered by other issues. It helps narrow things down.

  • @RandallFlaggNY
    @RandallFlaggNY 4 роки тому +46

    Wizard: "...eleven thousand dollars." Hoovie: "Does that include the Vaseline?"

  • @trvr82
    @trvr82 5 років тому +248

    Running that scanner looked like a spyware scan from Windows 98.

    • @HeliHaych
      @HeliHaych 5 років тому +1

      Eh my mechanic has some old ass small display code reader, at least Wizard's has touch screen 😭

    • @ecidemon5672
      @ecidemon5672 5 років тому

      @@HeliHaych I have one of those... does the job .. but won't read some of the advanced things that a 5 thousand dollar snapon will but works, it's an old Actron

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 5 років тому

      The Wizard can afford a touchscreen.

    • @jfantis
      @jfantis 5 років тому

      @@ecidemon5672 LOL the SO scanner doesn't offer 1/10 the euro coverage that the Autel does.

    • @Kristoph109
      @Kristoph109 5 років тому

      Haha what!? That is very modern in the mechanic world

  • @Karmy.
    @Karmy. 5 років тому +532

    The last time Hoovie ignored Doug's warning was when he got his Ferrari F355 and we all know how that turned out...

    • @jdmr1c3ing
      @jdmr1c3ing 5 років тому +11

      At least this one wont be in flames

    • @pmvaldez1
      @pmvaldez1 5 років тому +24

      @@jdmr1c3ing it's Hoovie so it's still possible.

    • @jdmr1c3ing
      @jdmr1c3ing 5 років тому +24

      @@pmvaldez1 it'll only catch fire if he lets porker drive it.

    • @MatrixDiscovery
      @MatrixDiscovery 5 років тому +24

      I think Hoovie is a secret millionaire, it would explain how he can take so many losses on high end cars.

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 5 років тому +2

      @@MatrixDiscovery true

  • @ashprada2311
    @ashprada2311 5 років тому +224

    Trading in a v10 BMW for a Honda. The end really is near.

    • @amero3577
      @amero3577 4 роки тому +35

      For some funny reason I’m picturing a 15 year old Pakistani or Indian kid who watches to many car videos and plays a lot of forza on his school laptop who really wants to buy a car

    • @ashprada2311
      @ashprada2311 4 роки тому +14

      Amero if you think that’s funny, your life must really suck

    • @arbenasatourian9491
      @arbenasatourian9491 4 роки тому +14

      ash prada its not funny but it is accurate

    • @ItzTruthHurts
      @ItzTruthHurts 4 роки тому +10

      ash prada
      Truth Hurts?

    • @cal4676
      @cal4676 4 роки тому +2

      My guess is he is from Kerala India judging by his profile pic

  • @sqmotorsports9230
    @sqmotorsports9230 5 років тому +105

    If my insurer saw me let a customer climb a hydraulic lift to rev a running car...

    • @Asserti
      @Asserti 4 роки тому

      SQ Motorsports land of the “”free””

    • @dussemccussay3995
      @dussemccussay3995 4 роки тому +3

      Insurance rates up 200% 😂

    • @aslmx1918
      @aslmx1918 3 роки тому +3

      This is so true. Shouldn’t ever allow a camera in the shop. They will stalk your Facebook accounts too.

  • @Fir-jp3jt
    @Fir-jp3jt 5 років тому +771

    Tyler: *buys a cheap obviously broken sports car*
    Wizard: It's gonna cost you a lot of money to fix it
    Tyler: :O

    • @williammalamas8367
      @williammalamas8367 5 років тому +13

      i get it.

    • @MrVegiroth
      @MrVegiroth 5 років тому +42

      More than half a million subscribers later and this plan is still working.

    • @jamesfraley2715
      @jamesfraley2715 5 років тому +4

      @@MrVegiroth Is it though?

    • @MrVegiroth
      @MrVegiroth 5 років тому +8

      @@jamesfraley2715 I feel as though it is. As much as my brain hurts over it, even I keep coming back for more. Almost like turning a bad situation into a good one with repairs.

    • @cccjsw
      @cccjsw 5 років тому +4

      Pikachu!!!!!

  • @matthewbeale1853
    @matthewbeale1853 5 років тому +85

    You can tell he’s worried with these double ads all the way through

  • @psimac
    @psimac 5 років тому +4

    The service that Hoovie provides the general public, y’know where we get to live vicariously through his videos, is incredibly valuable. Please like and share the videos and tap on the ads because he’s doing all of is with oil-in-the-veins a tremendous solid. Just last week I was exploring M5 ownership. I’m all cured now.

  • @saimk4239
    @saimk4239 4 роки тому +108

    Tyler: These BMWs are so bad and unreliable
    Also Tyler: *Buys a car that none of the owners took care of for a shit price and then complains about them being bad"

    • @ernestaszutautas5712
      @ernestaszutautas5712 4 роки тому +4

      have 4 years BMW like this,and not problem.

    • @jeremytucker8853
      @jeremytucker8853 4 роки тому +13

      BMW cars are crap cars these days. Garbage electronics and transmission. I don't care how well you "maintain" it. Just junk.

    • @Neil542
      @Neil542 4 роки тому

      It’s like he tries to buy the worst example of his cars

    • @dirkvanviersen671
      @dirkvanviersen671 4 роки тому

      Jeremy Tucker which brand isn’t these days?

    • @UPxYOURs2
      @UPxYOURs2 3 роки тому +7

      Everybody sayin BMW are bad cars but y’all can’t even afford one 🤡

  • @scoe5908
    @scoe5908 5 років тому +305

    'Tyler, don't buy an F355. It'll catch fire'
    'I just bought an F355'
    *F355 catches fire*
    'Tyler, don't buy a E60 M5'
    'I just bought the cheapest E60 M5 in the USA'

    • @dbman992
      @dbman992 5 років тому +10

      'they cost a fortune to fix and sort out'
      'so it's gonna be $7500 and that's if we don't need a transmission'

    • @rickslick730
      @rickslick730 5 років тому

      😂

    • @stsbanga
      @stsbanga 5 років тому +4

      Next video my E60 just spontaneously combusted

    • @8draco8
      @8draco8 5 років тому +3

      How about his recent gem, the McLaren which already got fixed 120k worth of things and god knows how many more will blow up in his first year of ownership.

  • @jwardTLS
    @jwardTLS 5 років тому +376

    I have a 33k mile SMG trans for sale from a running/driving 2008 M5 that will be getting pulled out in a month if you need it. I bought the car to steal the engine and swap it into my E46, so everything else is getting parted out/sold.

    • @rkan2
      @rkan2 5 років тому +8

      Somehow I feel your transmission is going to cost more than what Hoovie paid for this car. :D (doesn’t hurt trying to sell it, especially to Hoovie, though.

    • @jwardTLS
      @jwardTLS 5 років тому +51

      @@rkan2 nah, the going rate for a decent mileage DCT is like 3k and i only paid 7k for my donor car for this swap, so my plan was to firesale the diff/rear end, EDC suspension, remaining good panels/hood, the SMG, brakes, etc. That should pay for the 7k that I fronted for the donor car and make it a break even. Probably gonna try to get like 2k for the SMG which is a stellar price i think for a functioning complete trans with 33k miles.

    • @NoShaDow36
      @NoShaDow36 5 років тому +2

      You are aware of the process you're putting yourself into right? It's been done before, but there is a TON of editing required to make it happen

    • @midnightcs1482
      @midnightcs1482 5 років тому +8

      @@NoShaDow36 Pretty sure he is if he already has a donor car.

    • @jwardTLS
      @jwardTLS 5 років тому +21

      @@NoShaDow36 for sure. I'm working with a shop with a fabricator, good wiring guy, etc., I've talked to Epic Motorsports at length as they have done a couple S85 swaps into E46 M3 before. Stock headers fit, minor modification to the subframe and with a 2008 M5 the CAS isn't in the steering column so you can do the swap while retaining the stock E46 rack which makes it immensely easier. Custom power steering lines, custom oil cooler, custom radiator, making a dipstick - yea there are some things there to deal with but we are planning it all out. I'm bolting up an E90 6mt and already have a driveshaft which my fabricator can cut and use to hook it up to the E46 diff. You do this swap by bringing along the E60 ECU for the ride so it isn't some standalone setup which makes it a hell of a lot easier to wire things. Epic Motorsports provides the flash for it already you just ship them the ECU and as long as the wiring guy does his job of making it work with the CEL in the dash, etc. it will work.
      I haven't haphazardly jumped into it and at 7k for the car which runs and drives, if we lay everything out in a month and decide it will actually be too much, well I can sell a used 33k mile S85 for 10k all day just by itself so I'm not losing anything. This is also my 4th car so time isn't really a factor. I've got a supercharged E92 m3 to tool around with in the meantime.

  • @lateapex9420
    @lateapex9420 5 років тому +235

    Classic modern mechanic... Plugs in a diagnostic computer. Doesn't really know what any of it means and then owner googles the solutions. I see this in every single UK garage nowadays.

    • @piterparker88
      @piterparker88 4 роки тому +6

      the problem in uk is that the garages are very small, not longer that 4,7meters, garages don't have such things like canal and you can't fit car lift in there so there is no way to work on your car yourself. I've had to work in the open air to fix some stuff, sometimes in rain.

    • @bobbyrobbyn1838
      @bobbyrobbyn1838 4 роки тому +4

      I'm pretty sure anyone can have their own size garage lol

    • @wrestle259
      @wrestle259 4 роки тому +5

      Piter Parker what planet are you on mate?😂

    • @startingtech3900
      @startingtech3900 3 роки тому

      wizard knows his shit but hoovie doesnt lol

    • @orderofmagnitude-TPATP
      @orderofmagnitude-TPATP 3 роки тому

      @@wrestle259 as someone from the uk.... i can confirm - yup...yup....just is.

  • @DavidSumnerHTX
    @DavidSumnerHTX 5 років тому +2

    You, Doug, and Ed B are my guardian angels. Every time that I get a head full of steam to go out and buy a used high-end car, you post a video like this. The numbers you quote for repairs quickly bring my thinking back to reality. Thanks!!!

  • @MrMaxyield
    @MrMaxyield 5 років тому +232

    As soon as I start feeling bad for wizard with your
    McLaren purchase you go and acquire this gem...
    Wizards children will now have ivy league education...

    • @lpkombi6685
      @lpkombi6685 5 років тому +4

      And no dad as he's always at the repair shop being enslaved to hoovie.

    • @archibaldvonfookface7364
      @archibaldvonfookface7364 5 років тому +5

      Wizards house and collection of cars are probably bigger than Hoovies by now.

    • @mr.wonkastyle2558
      @mr.wonkastyle2558 5 років тому +6

      I dont think the car wizard is working on the McLaren since it's under warranty it probably has to b serviced by the dealership

    • @M_773
      @M_773 5 років тому

      Haha in Canada my high school has free ivy league education as long as you get half decent marks

    • @morganlingsweiler9813
      @morganlingsweiler9813 5 років тому

      His labor rate sounds low for hoovie. An example of why I think that... $400 for a 5 labor hour job to do the thermostat. The part looks to be $40 to $55 online not including shop tax.

  • @neovenom9833
    @neovenom9833 5 років тому +486

    "My history with BMW's isn't very good"
    Honestly, your history with cars in general isn't very good.

    • @imoogi59
      @imoogi59 5 років тому +18

      Seriously Who has a good history with the automobile industry other than those working in it !

    • @matthiasbretonnier4015
      @matthiasbretonnier4015 5 років тому

      Daniel Kremer people that a buying good cars ?🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @imoogi59
      @imoogi59 5 років тому

      @@matthiasbretonnier4015 theres no such thing ! as a '' good car '' there all a money pit

  • @TheDinkster08
    @TheDinkster08 5 років тому +44

    I wish I had the money to put $11,000 worth of maintenance into a car just because “it’s red and sparkly”

    • @vedanttaneja4428
      @vedanttaneja4428 4 роки тому

      Carson Tadevich the new one still costs 100k so not the worst thing ever lol

  • @04Wenban
    @04Wenban 5 років тому +9

    “Just because it’s all red and sparkly, I think we should do it” 😂

  • @car_pal
    @car_pal 5 років тому +1180

    Hoovieboi doesn't learn from his previous BMWs, and I love it

    • @Anonymous-yy9ut
      @Anonymous-yy9ut 5 років тому +5

      Car pal?????

    • @simons4474
      @simons4474 5 років тому +8

      But this one will be a touch more expensive to fix. Nice colour though.

    • @Will-fr5du
      @Will-fr5du 5 років тому +5

      Yea, youd think that he would learn after $15000+ dollars down the drain later. But i guess thats why we keep coming back isnt it?

    • @eugene4950
      @eugene4950 5 років тому +10

      made a comment few days ago on the McLaren video how he should stop buying unreliable cars like BMW 7, boom this week he gets old m5 ...

    • @MrMohammed420
      @MrMohammed420 5 років тому +1

      just BMWs, more like every/any car he buys lol

  • @ncpalafox
    @ncpalafox 5 років тому +93

    Dislikes are from OSHA compliance watching him climb up the lift post LOL

  • @Rufus77
    @Rufus77 5 років тому +8

    I have an BMW E60 2004 (no M) and it's running as a dream! No problems!

    • @dtrainm14
      @dtrainm14 4 роки тому

      Rufus LV give it’s few more thousand miles I bet your 5 series will go into limp mode, because mine did

  • @NickV321
    @NickV321 5 років тому +1

    I used to own one of these and loved it. Can’t wait to see it finished!

  • @WelcomeToTheMadness
    @WelcomeToTheMadness 5 років тому +1209

    Engine is leaking massive amount of oil....goes to rev engine. I love this channel. 😂😂😂

    • @deangelojackson6952
      @deangelojackson6952 5 років тому +16

      Welcome To The Madness 😂 that’s what I was thinking

    • @Leofred2000
      @Leofred2000 5 років тому +10

      They probably checked and refilled, if needed, it before they did it

    • @makveldz
      @makveldz 5 років тому +72

      next video:
      ls swapped my M5

    • @blackericdenice
      @blackericdenice 5 років тому +5

      @@Leofred2000 We hope they did.

    • @southjerseysound7340
      @southjerseysound7340 5 років тому +26

      On a car known to cook rod bearings for no reason nonetheless..... Lol

  • @toptanupat
    @toptanupat 5 років тому +690

    Next up : I bought the cheapest Koenigsegg Agera ever made

    • @caleamus
      @caleamus 5 років тому +1

      Lmao I’d be #082 😂

    • @SENYELI
      @SENYELI 5 років тому

      Agera rs

    • @anayg5415
      @anayg5415 5 років тому

      A hotwheels car

    • @PaulTC777
      @PaulTC777 5 років тому +1

      parker the type of guy that would say "at the age of 24"

    • @RegularJohn53
      @RegularJohn53 5 років тому +3

      A replica built on a Pontiac Fiero

  • @ZxRx7
    @ZxRx7 4 роки тому +6

    Taking a BMW to the wizard??? you have bigger balls than I thought!

  • @setnok2106
    @setnok2106 4 роки тому +2

    9:06
    Wizard is like: "What are you doing with your life Tyler?"

  • @WelcomeToTheMadness
    @WelcomeToTheMadness 5 років тому +1594

    Doug is laughing at the $10,000 you’re about to spend....

    • @thefreeman8791
      @thefreeman8791 5 років тому +48

      LOL. And that is just in tow truck costs. :D

    • @zamarok266
      @zamarok266 5 років тому +62

      still 20k$ for M5 is cheap

    • @kayaritvards9200
      @kayaritvards9200 5 років тому +41

      Totally worth it for that Sweet V10 N/A S85

    • @ForTehNguyen
      @ForTehNguyen 5 років тому +67

      i laugh because you think its only $10k hes going to spend

    • @WelcomeToTheMadness
      @WelcomeToTheMadness 5 років тому +1

      zerocool I’m building it, with a more reliable engine. Check it out if you’re into that sort of thing.

  • @kavirahman
    @kavirahman 5 років тому +218

    Hoovie is gonna buy every car Doug told people not to.

    • @Karmy.
      @Karmy. 5 років тому +11

      Yep
      Next time it's going to be "I bought the cheapest Hummer H3 in the USA"

    • @bebopman5
      @bebopman5 5 років тому

      You beat me to it.

    • @pmvaldez1
      @pmvaldez1 5 років тому +9

      Hoovie buys a Trabant.

    • @sofiejones7270
      @sofiejones7270 5 років тому

      I was gonna say that

    • @danger450
      @danger450 5 років тому

      It's called marketing....and a tax deductible business expense.

  • @videoeditor9104
    @videoeditor9104 Рік тому

    Lol the first seconds FACTS… from my experience I’ve owned an e60 M5 and I always took good care of it by servicing and changing the oil at 3k miles. The s85 engine loves 10w60 oil!!!

  • @c.m.7489
    @c.m.7489 3 роки тому +2

    „I can only afford one broken BMW“
    *laughs in M539 restaurations*

  • @kennethchia4194
    @kennethchia4194 5 років тому +1520

    At what point does the Wizard become the richest man in Kansas, or is he already?

    • @jplandscaping5069
      @jplandscaping5069 5 років тому +95

      Its true He has a new office and shop, hes starting to ball outta control

    • @Spastblast
      @Spastblast 5 років тому +163

      Hopefully he’ll soon be in a position to buy his own microphone! ;)

    • @M_773
      @M_773 5 років тому +7

      @@Spastblast LOL

    • @DJSolitone
      @DJSolitone 5 років тому +54

      You've successfully managed to totally disgust me from ever buying a BMW. Thank you sir !

    • @chriscars3224
      @chriscars3224 5 років тому +1

      @@DJSolitone right

  • @roskinc
    @roskinc 5 років тому +346

    Hoovies the type of guy who will touch something that has a big sign that says “HOT do not touch!”

    • @johntyson
      @johntyson 5 років тому +15

      roskinc Hoovie...he’s never passed a “WET PAINT” sign with clean hands.

  • @ViperKeeper2070
    @ViperKeeper2070 4 роки тому +3

    "We have to pull the transmission to change that.." "Of course you do." XD

  • @No-turbo
    @No-turbo 5 років тому +2

    The negativity surrounding this car is the greatest example of internet hive-mind panic I’ve ever seen. I have an 08 M6 manual and it is worth putting up with the fear mongering the internet kids write millions of words about. It’s so worth it, especially at these prices.

    • @BreezyHD
      @BreezyHD 5 років тому +1

      S. T exactly if you’ve ever driven a bmw you would know they are some of the most fun cars to drive

  • @billnalder1017
    @billnalder1017 5 років тому +201

    Tylers bank statement is just a visual representation of a months worth of bad decisions~

    • @billnalder1017
      @billnalder1017 5 років тому +5

      @Morey Cabrera gimme a break and get a sense of humor

    • @automisery484
      @automisery484 5 років тому

      On the car side. The UA-cam ledger overrides it all.

    • @neroxen_
      @neroxen_ 5 років тому +1

      @Morey Cabrera But with video evidence we can certainly speculate with fairly good facts.

  • @kgdenton13
    @kgdenton13 5 років тому +89

    I looked at this thumbnail and the transmission broke

  • @malikj6926
    @malikj6926 5 років тому

    Thanks you make me feel so much better after buying a used 2008 cls 550 with 150k miles and a few minimum problems not 7k worth for sure. Merry Christmas 🎁🎄

  • @hallquiche
    @hallquiche 4 роки тому +2

    I think this is one of the best looking modern BMW's. It has aged insanely well in 15 years. That colour is also beautiful.

  • @AvidSurvivalist
    @AvidSurvivalist 5 років тому +65

    Doug: Don't buy it!
    Tyler: *Hold my McLaren Keys

  • @TrevorAngell
    @TrevorAngell 5 років тому +112

    I'm looking forward to buying this from you for $13k when it's sorted. Godspeed.

    • @Clesarie
      @Clesarie 5 років тому

      Thats exactly what I was thinking

  • @umaxen0048
    @umaxen0048 4 роки тому +6

    Kilmer wouldn't touch your M5 with the removable, partially rusted, am/fm antenna off his 1980 Toyoda Celica...

  • @diemnguyen7335
    @diemnguyen7335 4 роки тому +4

    Lol😂😂 who else got thrown off at the beginning and had to check the video title again to make sure it was HOOVIES cuz I know I had to

  • @Leon-vp3vb
    @Leon-vp3vb 5 років тому +214

    Previous owner traded in his M5 for a Honda, all you need to know.

    • @GlobalEnemy4ever
      @GlobalEnemy4ever 5 років тому +6

      Leon made a wise choice

    • @MrRandomcommentguy
      @MrRandomcommentguy 5 років тому +3

      Hope it was at least a nice Honda, like an Integra or a Civic Type R or something....

    • @logan_kes
      @logan_kes 5 років тому +23

      Simon Coles you misspelled “rice” as “nice”

    • @russianrick8403
      @russianrick8403 5 років тому +5

      I traded in a Honda (Acura) for a BMW and will never look back.

    • @davebk1031
      @davebk1031 5 років тому +6

      I traded a VW Golf for a Camry...
      (edit: a VR6 for a 4cyl Camry wagon, Mrs wasn't sad to see it go)

  • @YOUNGNGRATEFUL
    @YOUNGNGRATEFUL 5 років тому +286

    This exact car was going for $20k 4.5 years ago in Brooklyn and had loads of issues. I almost bought. Lmao now I see you with it.

    • @ruemonbhattacharyya7730
      @ruemonbhattacharyya7730 5 років тому

      YOUNG 'N GRATEFUL actually! That’s pretty cool.

    • @Exekutioncro
      @Exekutioncro 5 років тому +1

      YOUNG 'N GRATEFUL not 4.6 ?

    • @BorisHooiBoef
      @BorisHooiBoef 5 років тому +5

      @@Exekutioncro 4.52 to be precise.

    • @ordinaryJeff
      @ordinaryJeff 5 років тому +6

      At least now you know who the bullet hit that you dodged.

    • @YOUNGNGRATEFUL
      @YOUNGNGRATEFUL 5 років тому +9

      ExeKuTioN Cro 4.5 is a measuring system conversion for half....4.5 = 4 years, 6 months.

  • @ijt540
    @ijt540 5 років тому

    The stockpiles of memes I have for when the tech pulled up the codes 😂😂

  • @elcasho
    @elcasho 5 років тому

    Can't wait for the rest of this series!

  • @JUST_ONE_ID10T
    @JUST_ONE_ID10T 5 років тому +373

    Remember to watch all advertisements so Hoovy can afford to repair this one!

    • @TheMilenkata
      @TheMilenkata 5 років тому +13

      hahaha no way, let him suffer !

    • @jaimesilva2351
      @jaimesilva2351 5 років тому +5

      The more he suffers, the more we get entertained!!

    • @skill28oy44
      @skill28oy44 5 років тому +3

      This is painfully true both for us and for him.

    • @heinzkitzvelvet
      @heinzkitzvelvet 5 років тому

      BLISSFUL FAPPER I use UA-cam Vanced. Absolutely zero commercials for me.
      I had actually forgotten that most videos have commercials until you mentioned it.

    • @jeeps005
      @jeeps005 5 років тому +1

      Its like a massive trainwreck. There is nothing you can do but watch and cringe. @@jaimesilva2351

  • @koningkont
    @koningkont 5 років тому +546

    Buying cars no one has the balls to buy. Hoovie is truly a hero

    • @DPNY-qm4ix
      @DPNY-qm4ix 5 років тому +6

      Balls??? U mean the extra ca$h to buy...There is a difference. If I had it, I would get the same, as ell as the sweet 928 that was in the mechanic shop next to the M5, I would also get the 850i,SL55, ALL the old luxury cars of the 80's 90's... I like this guy

    • @TheMrzucker21
      @TheMrzucker21 5 років тому +5

      @@DPNY-qm4ix Shut up asshole

    • @MrAhmedalfares
      @MrAhmedalfares 5 років тому +2

      koningkont
      He’s a hero because he buys shitty cars? Dude, You’re gay for hoovie

    • @victorshane4134
      @victorshane4134 5 років тому +7

      @@MrAhmedalfares lel?! With a big smile on my face purchase one older Audi, BMW or Volkswagen rather than American sht cars which made of plastic. Lots of power, floor it, and you fly off the road immediately... the majority of problems with BMW M line comes from the owners itself. Flooring it while engine is just started, I mean starts engine and go, not waiting to warm up a little bit or oil hit the cylinder walls correctly...

    • @alphatrion100
      @alphatrion100 4 роки тому

      Rich you mean. He talks like 6500 dollars is grocery money.
      Im finally starting to dislike him

  • @TA-wk2ds
    @TA-wk2ds 4 роки тому +5

    “Doug is my car daddy” lmaoo

  • @carsonkirkconnell1979
    @carsonkirkconnell1979 4 роки тому

    Hi! I enjoy your videos a lot. Have you considered a hypermiling cross country trip on one of these specimens?💪

  • @davidbest1
    @davidbest1 5 років тому +170

    McLaren 12C and now this, he’s officially gone mad

    • @pmvaldez1
      @pmvaldez1 5 років тому +23

      He reminds me of a friend who had 8 cars and only one ran.

    • @jospi2
      @jospi2 5 років тому +16

      Makes sense, you can only drive one car at a time.

    • @RifiFeooo
      @RifiFeooo 5 років тому +3

      the 12C is still on warranty for another year so he will sell it in 6 months or somethin

    • @8draco8
      @8draco8 5 років тому

      @@pmvaldez1 how he reminds you of Hoovie? I bet he forgot about at least 8 cars that he owns and they don't run.

    • @pmvaldez1
      @pmvaldez1 5 років тому

      @@8draco8 um I think you answered your own question.

  • @dtacrew561
    @dtacrew561 5 років тому +28

    Good move honestly the e60 m5 has a pure Motorsport engine none of the turbo crap out today once it's fixed you will have a v10 land missile that's cost as much as a brand new Kia Forte and you will love it trust me, As for the SMG transmission it was designed around track use and can be jerky around town or city driving but with a little bit of practice you can get it to behave rather nicely once functioning properly.
    Current BMW M engineer , and thanks for the awesome content

    • @dougie8010
      @dougie8010 5 років тому +2

      Agreed. Also, the smg is fine if you modulate the throttle when shifting. Like a motorbike without using the clutch.

    • @dtacrew561
      @dtacrew561 5 років тому +2

      lmao we do its just the people who buy them don't ever maintain them properly i have 180k on my 03 ///M3 and its fine as long as i continue to maintain it.

    • @phillylumberjak
      @phillylumberjak 5 років тому

      @@dtacrew561 , I totally agree. I once had a 1985 bmw 325, when I purchased in the mid 90's it was well over 243k mi, I added 60k mi before Hurricane Andrew wipe her out :-( She ( my car/ my baby) died with 303k plus mi DUE to natural disaster.

  • @simonfowler7561
    @simonfowler7561 3 роки тому +1

    The amazing thing for me about your vids is that we Europeans always think that the German cars are real quality, far far better than French or Italian cars for instance. My experience holds this up as true, the best cars I have ever owned are BMW and now Audi and I have had wonderful experiences with both! We dont really see or know American cars cos they dont come over here....

  • @Ghost-my1tr
    @Ghost-my1tr 5 років тому +6

    This video makes me love my reliable car even more 😂

  • @BMW_G81_M3
    @BMW_G81_M3 5 років тому +32

    It will be the clutch release bearing, there is an updated part. You will also need a new guide bushing, and an SMG adaptation. But fixable, especially with the Wizard behind you

    • @johnyp2967
      @johnyp2967 5 років тому +3

      It would probably best to check out the clutch and Flywheel whilst he's changing the thrust bearing. I brought a BMW with a worn thrust bearing and the dual mass flywheel was knackered aswell

  • @_baller
    @_baller 5 років тому +113

    Well he's a wizard... A financial wizard

  • @DJSHaKa
    @DJSHaKa 4 роки тому +2

    8:10 - The computer is basically saying "Dont ever ever - ever ever ever - Everrrrr ever .... buy a BMW"

  • @charleshyde6461
    @charleshyde6461 4 роки тому

    Subbed as soon as you climed the rack!

  • @howardlevy4345
    @howardlevy4345 5 років тому +173

    Tyler is the Wizards personal 401k fund.

  • @linus2877
    @linus2877 5 років тому +532

    Straight pipes or we riot

  • @andresfeliciano
    @andresfeliciano 3 роки тому

    God bless you for giving car wizard so much work

  • @GRfourfun
    @GRfourfun 5 років тому +2

    Thank you, thank you for making me appreciate how reliable my 10 year old Lexus ISF is.

  • @johnulrich5572
    @johnulrich5572 5 років тому +186

    If I had a dollar for every dollar Hoover spent on cars I"d be rich.

    • @stephenplays560
      @stephenplays560 5 років тому +1

      Bruh you would only have like 59 dollars🤣🖐

    • @TheRzarectah
      @TheRzarectah 5 років тому

      C

    • @christianmaschka
      @christianmaschka 5 років тому +2

      That's how the car wizard makes a living

    • @phenomanII
      @phenomanII 5 років тому +2

      Shit if I had a dollar for every 5 dollars Hoovie wasted on repairs I'd be happy.

    • @iosdeals
      @iosdeals 5 років тому

      I'd rather have a dollar for every dollar Hoovie got from his dad working as a "manager"

  • @68camaro86
    @68camaro86 5 років тому +123

    Oil leak = "accidental" fire = insurance payment= great success...

    • @EMichaelBall
      @EMichaelBall 5 років тому +11

      Yeah, if you survive the fire.

    • @cozza819
      @cozza819 5 років тому +29

      Im not the only one who read that in Borat voice

    • @68camaro86
      @68camaro86 5 років тому +19

      Very nice! High five!

    • @RelaxAndSmokeMeth
      @RelaxAndSmokeMeth 5 років тому +1

      Very nice. I like a you.

  • @BillyDhaK1d
    @BillyDhaK1d 5 років тому

    I used to own a E39 M5, and owning a E60 M5 is surprisingly something I would like to own one day even with all the issues, but the V10 sounds so good. I think when i’m ready to own one i’ll try to find one for cheap and have the whole engine rebuilt, including Vanos and common rod bearing issues.

  • @_J.P._
    @_J.P._ 5 років тому +3

    SMG is a problem in almost any BMW car. Not to mention that almost anyone who had the money to buy a M5 (or any other M car) factory new usually did not really care that much about longetivety and has beaten his car pretty much since money was not an issue. Later when it changes owner usually at some point the car will be owned by someone who is willing to take good care of the car but at that point the car is in such a bad condition it would cost so much it would not make much sense to do so. Economically. If you are an enthusiast then you do not look that much at that point but still.... my personal recommendation is to stick with a regular non M BMW where you can choose automatic or manual and be happy about it. If you really wanna go for a M car, then only manual. You will still get a lot to maintain but it will stay within a reasonable pricetag value. For example a proper maintained E39 540i with full sport suspension, features and extras and you do not need a M5 unless you really want to. Nevertheless do not buy any M car without someone at your side who understands that sort of car to give you a deeper opinion before buying one even when it means to pay that someone a few bucks for his time.

  • @johntyson
    @johntyson 5 років тому +294

    An additional 7 to 11 grand and you’ll have yourself a kickass car for at least a week or two until something else breaks again. Sounds like a deal.

    • @rogerl7533
      @rogerl7533 5 років тому +1

      So true...

    • @ManOfAttitudeLP1998
      @ManOfAttitudeLP1998 5 років тому +12

      Best Engine Sound but shittiest reliability

    • @keith3025
      @keith3025 5 років тому +2

      But what a nice color, hey I own a five series,
      with less than 8 miles a day for work
      & having it's ass kissed at the dealer ship
      my ASS hurts and i"m not in to that stuff
      IF they want to build these things , quit out
      sourcing them to the lowest bidder and build
      a car that everyone hopes they could have.
      Build it and they will Come !

    • @tskk_NMSL
      @tskk_NMSL 5 років тому +2

      but it 'll be the best two weeks of your life tho

    • @johntyson
      @johntyson 5 років тому +5

      I ain’t hating. We traded my wife’s 528i for a Hyundai Sonata hybrid. That bimmer threw codes like my kids throw fits. Nicest piece of garbage we’ve ever owned. Wife has racked up 60k miles in 2 years on the Hyundai. Gas and oil changes every once in a while if we remember. No problems

  • @akr2060
    @akr2060 5 років тому +105

    Record some exhaust notes before the engine blows

    • @chefcc90
      @chefcc90 5 років тому +2

      So 2 miles in its current condition?

    • @2006gtobob
      @2006gtobob 5 років тому +1

      It may already be too late!

  • @boondocks8002
    @boondocks8002 5 років тому +1

    My hubby and I are bmw enthusiasts. My first bmw was a 318I 1991 I bought it 1994 for 9000.00, then a 1998 M3 special photo edition (leased then bought it) then traded it for a 2005 M3 (leased then bought it and later sold it), Now I own a 2001ci (paid 5000.00 4yrs ago) and My hubby has done a little work to it. Plan to pimp it out a little and a 2004 ci we paid 8000.00 it had low mileage. and a 2016 M5. The only one I worried about is the M5. My husband is able to work on the older models but the newer one scares me a little.

  • @user-tw7fe2wl4l
    @user-tw7fe2wl4l 4 роки тому +1

    My father had a brown one and it’s so luxurious but it had light problems and we needed to change the compressor and air filter all the time - We lived in Dubai but still Japanese cars wont be affected in any way shape or form

  • @theodor12
    @theodor12 5 років тому +57

    Daddy Doug is disappointed.

    • @vdochev
      @vdochev 5 років тому

      Daddy Doug can complain about his Ford GT doors all day, LOL!

  • @atozy
    @atozy 5 років тому +529

    why do you keep doing this to yourself

    • @gettsyy
      @gettsyy 5 років тому +8

      What are you doing here?

    • @octavian3287
      @octavian3287 5 років тому +31

      Because it gets views and pays for itself and then some with the money it makes. He does this because it's making him money

    • @datsoon9236
      @datsoon9236 5 років тому

      Heeey, what's up buddy?

    • @edclips
      @edclips 5 років тому +4

      @@octavian3287 So true! It really pulls back the curtain, but educational none the less. I was curious to know what I'd be in for on a lot of these once "dream" cars if I bought as cheap as possible.

    • @greekc4
      @greekc4 5 років тому +3

      Are you a car guy

  • @tysoncowan5192
    @tysoncowan5192 3 роки тому +1

    Even though I was along for the ride, it's still Crazy seeing the Car Wizard with hair!

  • @stantonlee2266
    @stantonlee2266 5 років тому

    That was an awesome opening! Had me rolling! 👍🏼

  • @crackdown0425
    @crackdown0425 5 років тому +108

    Who else had to make sure they clicked the right video at first?

    • @jeep2003
      @jeep2003 5 років тому +1

      I clicked off of it. Then came back later and the same thing happend

    • @benjamin7114
      @benjamin7114 5 років тому +2

      Yeah , thought i went into an alternative timeline where Hoovies garage is actually Doug Demuro !

    • @BiscuitsnTea
      @BiscuitsnTea 5 років тому

      Dan Shancy dougs vid was right under this in my watch later😹

  • @Anonymous-yy9ut
    @Anonymous-yy9ut 5 років тому +301

    Press F for a prayer for his bank account.

    • @Anonymous-yy9ut
      @Anonymous-yy9ut 5 років тому +1

      F

    • @rahuli6847
      @rahuli6847 5 років тому

      F

    • @Pherdburfell
      @Pherdburfell 5 років тому

      F

    • @MP-Fin
      @MP-Fin 5 років тому

      F

    • @HooviesGarage
      @HooviesGarage  5 років тому +63

      FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

  • @yeety1208
    @yeety1208 4 роки тому +2

    When Doug popped up at the start,I was like w

  • @JulianKapa
    @JulianKapa 5 років тому +4

    Tyler's quirk: How he gets into an M5 (4:16)

  • @codymiller1994
    @codymiller1994 5 років тому +35

    “These rod bearings are on borrowed time”.....better cold start rev it lol

    • @austinfrazier7325
      @austinfrazier7325 5 років тому +1

      Cody Miller yeah I winced at that too. I had an e92 m3.

  • @AutoAgitator
    @AutoAgitator 5 років тому +131

    A race between Wizzards V10 and this V10 I say!

    • @firefist8511
      @firefist8511 5 років тому +1

      Wizards*

    • @yjhuoh
      @yjhuoh 5 років тому +1

      they did this when the car was new: www.caranddriver.com/reviews/2007-audi-s6-vs-bmw-m5-m-b-e63-amg-comparison-test
      the real irony is the bmw came in last back then, before they even knew how much more unreliable it was than the cars that beat it.

    • @Gr0t0tter
      @Gr0t0tter 5 років тому

      yjhuoh The Audi beat the M5 overall in test, but was so slow that they didn’t even both publishing its straight line 0-60 and quarter mile figures... the Audi’s motor is down on power, suffers higher drivetrain losses, and shifts through a slower box.
      A well-sorted E60 M5 SMG will walk a V10 S6 by quite some margin in a straight line race.

    • @Gr0t0tter
      @Gr0t0tter 5 років тому

      www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/road-tests/reviews/a13037/2007-audi-s6-1/
      Here we go... R&T clocked a V10 S6 at a 5.1 0-60 and 13.5 @ 106.5 quarter mile - that’s waaaaay off the pace of an E60 M5

    • @MarkVinewood
      @MarkVinewood 5 років тому

      @@Gr0t0tter And so it should since the M5's true opponent from Audi is the C6 RS6. You may be right that the SMG is a bit faster but in the end of the day, I would still put my money on the ZF6 in the Audi since these transmissions usually last longer than the cars themselves.

  • @HipHopBeatSource
    @HipHopBeatSource 4 роки тому +1

    @14:46 of course you'd be happy LOL

  • @MickdeRaad
    @MickdeRaad 5 років тому +1

    Jeez. we had a '97 Volvo s70 for TEN years and the only not-normal-service part we had to switch in those ten years was a timing belt sensor for 60 bucks, plug and play..

  • @TimMatijow
    @TimMatijow 5 років тому +197

    Doug Demuro: You should never buy this car
    Hoovies: buys car
    Doug Demuro: am I a joke to you?

    • @MainMite06
      @MainMite06 4 роки тому +1

      Hoovies: Yes!
      **'Icona Pop- I love it' beat drops!**

    • @szeeck
      @szeeck 4 роки тому +1

      Also Hoovie: I should not have bought this car...

  • @jackwood8307
    @jackwood8307 5 років тому +154

    So the lesson here is if you want a BMW you need to lease it and dump it after a few years.

    • @shakarussanders9911
      @shakarussanders9911 5 років тому +9

      I don't know why people even bother with these cars my aunt has a 2013 m3 and she none stop has that thing in the shop! It's just not worth it

    • @MrCarGuy
      @MrCarGuy 5 років тому +2

      @@shakarussanders9911 Oh, yeah. They don't bother to fix the issues with their products over time. Even with late model years like that.

    • @archibaldvonfookface7364
      @archibaldvonfookface7364 5 років тому +4

      The same goes for any German car.

    • @motorman857
      @motorman857 5 років тому +5

      Never keep a German, English, Italian car beyond it's bumper to bumper warranty. And, always have a dealer agree to a loaner car for when the cars in the shop.

    • @gyuck
      @gyuck 5 років тому +3

      @@archibaldvonfookface7364 besides mercedes and porsche haha

  • @williamr3840
    @williamr3840 5 років тому

    I like how honest you are about all your failures.

  • @WarriorsPhoto
    @WarriorsPhoto 4 роки тому +2

    I never really want to own one as a daily driver. As a weekend fun toy though, I am all over it!

  • @user-vz8kk6eo9v
    @user-vz8kk6eo9v 5 років тому +141

    As an M5 E60 fan I subscribed and liked just to help you out with some youtube money.

    • @gchsbus
      @gchsbus 5 років тому +4

      LOL so you get it

  • @RomaneMaticaliseGordon
    @RomaneMaticaliseGordon 5 років тому +219

    You bought a used E60 M5, I see you like to live dangerously

    • @lisazarzour1442
      @lisazarzour1442 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @Pantimoto
      @Pantimoto 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @andraray2187
      @andraray2187 5 років тому

      i am a new car enthusiast. what is wrong with this car if used?

    • @jordancabral1003
      @jordancabral1003 5 років тому +1

      @@andraray2187 Very expensive to maintain, rod bearings, etc.

    • @iTrinityPlays
      @iTrinityPlays 5 років тому +1

      @@jordancabral1003 Rod Bearings, Vanos. Skip an SMG, use the right oil and let it warm up before driving. It'll treat you like a king.

  • @rossfield8850
    @rossfield8850 Рік тому

    Gota say Hoovie this colour has aged really well. This M5 is a beauty. Good the rewatch the old videos. Hope you’re doing ok 🍻

  • @erikockerman7004
    @erikockerman7004 5 років тому

    I have a 2010 m5. The oil cooler broke on mine also. I caught it before I drove it with not enough oil. Thank God. The bill at BMW dealer for new oil pump and I was due for oil change which cost 275 .the total bill was $1850. I love the car. I have 72000 miles on it now. Bought it at 58k miles