Brain's I'm Brain EP ft. Lil Dicky: NOT GOOD

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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2017
  • Listen: • Brain ft. Lil Dicky - ...
    Lil Dicky's Brain alter ego has put out an EP that's ironically brainless and very NOT GOOD.
    More NOT GOOD reviews: • NOT GOOD
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    BRAIN - I'M BRAIN / 2017 / COMMISSION / TRAP RAP, BAD SINGING, NOVELTY, "COMEDY"
    NOT GOOD/10
    Y'all know this is just my opinion, right?

КОМЕНТАРІ • 3,3 тис.

  • @zachrhd3450
    @zachrhd3450 6 років тому +11283

    It's like when you try and make a joke but stutter and ruin it.

    • @peucorinthias
      @peucorinthias 6 років тому +939

      It's like when you think of something and find it really funny then when you actually say it no one laughs and it becomes really awkward

    • @treyebillups8602
      @treyebillups8602 6 років тому +152

      fuckingflush y-yeah, you too

    • @willlozinak5182
      @willlozinak5182 6 років тому +61

      i didnt listen to it but i trust what u say. u cant come up with this about an album if u dont mean it

    • @pleaseloveme9602
      @pleaseloveme9602 6 років тому +24

      It like when say joke but it come out wrong

    • @asbelbls
      @asbelbls 6 років тому +15

      too real.

  • @supernintendofan778
    @supernintendofan778 4 роки тому +5453

    Anthony literally couldn't critique this album, he just had to play it for us for us to understand

    • @birdbrain4445
      @birdbrain4445 4 роки тому +230

      Almost like Angelic 2 the Core, in fact. This wasn't totally beyond description but he was at a bit of a loss for words it seems. Can't say I blame him.

    • @thepopgroup3366
      @thepopgroup3366 3 роки тому +56

      @@birdbrain4445 this album shuts down his ability to pop up words

    • @supernintendofan778
      @supernintendofan778 2 роки тому +15

      @Ura Kanaki Have you watched other videos of his? He's usually fairly good at explaining his points, and very well spoken overall

    • @supernintendofan778
      @supernintendofan778 2 роки тому +9

      @Ura Kanaki Yeah I think he says nice things usually. If he has a lot to say the review will be longer but he usually touches on what he thinks is most important and keeps it brief.

    • @kingkev6338
      @kingkev6338 2 роки тому +5

      @Ura Kanaki is the baked potato your favorite kind potato??😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮

  • @NewkahNetwerk
    @NewkahNetwerk 5 років тому +4423

    Like as a child I was so dismissive of the baked potato 'till I tried
    that shit
    Now the baked potato is my favorite kind of potato

  • @TheNukeGeneral
    @TheNukeGeneral 4 роки тому +2040

    "Is this supposed to be funny?" Is the mantra of Dicky's entire career.

  • @AstroA1337
    @AstroA1337 6 років тому +1747

    *_NOW THE BAKED POTATO IS MY FAVORITE KIND POTATO_*

  • @KathysACoolName
    @KathysACoolName 6 років тому +5607

    Guy genuinely played me lil dicky unironically in his college dorm room the other day. I did in fact, leave.

    • @soulrenvods
      @soulrenvods 4 роки тому +85

      I....wow

    • @Patch_616
      @Patch_616 4 роки тому +96

      You’re a fuckin idiot who has no real love for hip hop then. Imagine being this much of a player-hating clown.

    • @original5243
      @original5243 4 роки тому +742

      @@Patch_616 Salt

    • @DieWorm
      @DieWorm 4 роки тому +465

      @@Patch_616 OMG PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THE SAME THINGS I LIKE WAAAAAAAH

    • @s.h.1810
      @s.h.1810 4 роки тому +82

      Kathy H power move

  • @sendhelp6349
    @sendhelp6349 4 роки тому +3096

    The potato freakout is one of the greatest things I've ever seen

    • @liquidswords9540
      @liquidswords9540 3 роки тому +134

      As a child I was dismissive of the baked potato...

    • @bostonian4650
      @bostonian4650 3 роки тому +31

      Watch his vegan 2016 gone sexual reupload. That video is a fucking trip

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid 3 роки тому +71

      AHHHH
      WHY!
      WHY...!😕😟😬😮😯😶😐😧
      WHY!

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid 3 роки тому +42

      2:57

    • @jamescarlisle4023
      @jamescarlisle4023 3 роки тому +67

      He’s just mad because he’s dismissive of the baked potato too. He should try that shit. Then the baked potato will be his favorite kind potato.

  • @Kingro619
    @Kingro619 6 років тому +1296

    "Whimpy college bro humour. At it's most potent".
    LOL yes.

  • @louisgregoire3927
    @louisgregoire3927 6 років тому +4750

    "Rap game's Seth Rogan"
    Lmao

  • @Blinko
    @Blinko 6 років тому +3063

    I'm offended. This album convinced me to leave my abusive relationship, I can't believe you would diss on it like that. Now I have to get back together with you.

    • @AlphawolfT
      @AlphawolfT 6 років тому +22

      Its so dense...

    • @RyanCreatesThings
      @RyanCreatesThings 6 років тому +51

      Good to see that there's a decent crossover of RLM and Fantano fans.

    • @kinggeedra2796
      @kinggeedra2796 6 років тому +1

      Blinko W

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux Рік тому +3

      Did leaving your abusive relationship cause you to get dialysis treatment for the rest of your life?

  • @stormcloudsabound
    @stormcloudsabound 4 роки тому +702

    all i know about lil dicky is that vinny vinesauce saw the guy cut a line at a pizzeria, and honestly that shit’s unforgiveable

    • @czar2977
      @czar2977 4 роки тому +50

      "motherfucker cuts the line"
      Lil dicky is a dick (no pun) for that

    • @user-zx6jd8hv3t
      @user-zx6jd8hv3t 4 роки тому +64

      That was also my first exposure to Lil Dicky and I think about it every single time he comes up

    • @xilitla.
      @xilitla. 3 роки тому +5

      truth bro

    • @nightshadetq2453
      @nightshadetq2453 3 роки тому +18

      so glad i'm not the only one that can't forget that story

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 3 роки тому +6

      Bruh what?

  • @Luckydeath973
    @Luckydeath973 6 років тому +2684

    The way he said that mashed potatoes are better is iconic, he sounds so serious, like it's actual legal important type of stuff, like mashed potato is just so much better and you are fundamentally wrong if you say they aren't. This is vegan talk.

    • @zephyrinfinity2082
      @zephyrinfinity2082 5 років тому +173

      I mean... good mashed potatoes are serious business, man.

    • @squanchysquanch1840
      @squanchysquanch1840 4 роки тому +73

      Mashed taters are better. This is a simple universal fact my guy. Like "the earth is flat" or "the government is spraying aluminum in the clouds". Simple facts thats all.

    • @theChznasty
      @theChznasty 4 роки тому +18

      Everybody likes mashed taters!! You ever ask anybody if they like mashed taters and they say "hell naw i dont like no mashed taters"

    • @skinnythumb9818
      @skinnythumb9818 4 роки тому +57

      That joke is funnier than than lil dickies entire discography imo

    • @vz2428
      @vz2428 4 роки тому +3

      @@squanchysquanch1840 So that explains why you are wearing an aluminum hat

  • @super8nacho
    @super8nacho 6 років тому +1783

    I didn't think lil dicky was gonna get a classic review but ok melon

    • @turrelldagod6996
      @turrelldagod6996 6 років тому +3

      super8nacho Shit I think it slap to me

    • @s21446
      @s21446 6 років тому +2

      Franz Farmer wot

  • @JPTQJR
    @JPTQJR 6 років тому +2869

    Linkin Park gets a NOT GOOD, Chester Bennington dies
    Lil Peep gets a NOT GOOD, Lil Peep dies
    Lil Dicky gets a NOT GOOD, ???????

    • @gw4663
      @gw4663 6 років тому +667

      His career dies

    • @sickrandy2946
      @sickrandy2946 6 років тому +96

      John Paul Quevedo
      Hopefully there’s a pattern

    • @gorkaaustin5306
      @gorkaaustin5306 6 років тому +98

      John Paul Quevedo
      All artists with an L as the first letter in their name die.

    • @hecatrice2064
      @hecatrice2064 6 років тому +43

      He releases his biggest song yet, the curse has been reversed

    • @BatmAngelo
      @BatmAngelo 6 років тому +7

      Dicky got a not good on professional rapper too but hes still alive

  • @nomiddlenamedavis
    @nomiddlenamedavis 6 років тому +1954

    Controversial opinion: His best bad album review ever

    • @ujjwalmishra8962
      @ujjwalmishra8962 4 роки тому +227

      I dunno man have u seen the miley cyrus one that is a piece of art

    • @jundies171
      @jundies171 4 роки тому +204

      Angelic 2 the Core bruv

    • @Slesaint17
      @Slesaint17 4 роки тому +29

      Nomiddlename Davis Angelic 2 the Core would like to say hello...

    • @jacobneylon647
      @jacobneylon647 4 роки тому +51

      The Godsmack one is gold too

    • @nickfromCO
      @nickfromCO 4 роки тому +10

      The Tove Lo "Lady Wood" is pretty hysterical.

  • @maximbultinck6176
    @maximbultinck6176 6 років тому +943

    Anthony the type of nigga to review music

    • @MrOldWilliam
      @MrOldWilliam 6 років тому +33

      damn that's some next level joke

    • @patrickwalsh522
      @patrickwalsh522 6 років тому +16

      Bruh who did this 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ogcookies9728
      @ogcookies9728 6 років тому +4

      went too far with this one

    • @prince2lu-
      @prince2lu- 6 років тому +2

      ...and then D I P P

    • @seanr4745
      @seanr4745 6 років тому +3

      Woah there buddy

  • @CanditoTrainingHQ
    @CanditoTrainingHQ 6 років тому +2841

    Cal Chuchesta - The New CALassic > I'm Brain

    • @SHIFTKICK
      @SHIFTKICK 6 років тому +40

      Jonnie hinting at his new lit outro music

    • @gmoneypaperstacks6886
      @gmoneypaperstacks6886 6 років тому +42

      Jonnie god damn it you don't have time for this you need to fix your poverty bench

    • @jaskoskoja140
      @jaskoskoja140 6 років тому +9

      wow nice moves jonnie,keep it up. Proud of you.

    • @lowrepshighsets6805
      @lowrepshighsets6805 6 років тому +10

      Cal is my PR music crew

    • @jordanl7685
      @jordanl7685 6 років тому +8

      Waiting for that colab between burrito's eyebrows and melon's stache 👀

  • @SwiftPixels
    @SwiftPixels 4 роки тому +632

    3:01
    Here we see Anthony fantano losing his mind over a man singing about baked potato.

  • @JackieLombardi
    @JackieLombardi 4 роки тому +508

    Anthony's adlib of pure disgust at 0:57 is still so fucking funny LMFAOOOO it fits into the pocket of the beat so well

  • @cristianaguilar2196
    @cristianaguilar2196 6 років тому +646

    But Anthony, Do you fuck with the war?

    • @UncleRico420
      @UncleRico420 6 років тому +52

      Cristian Aguilar
      Anthony don't know about Pangaea

    • @adeadlybeastkiller
      @adeadlybeastkiller 6 років тому +6

      Cristian Aguilar he was thrown out to the wolves

    • @jxomxo
      @jxomxo 6 років тому +5

      Does Anthony think there's a god?

    • @jamesfelton2409
      @jamesfelton2409 6 років тому +1

      Anthony gotta poop, still

  • @YaMamasAss
    @YaMamasAss 4 роки тому +487

    I forgot all about this album. It's literally just Minions. There was a product originally, and someone liked one part of it. Like Despicable Me with Minions. And then the spin-off gets made to capitalize on that one part.

    • @johnbacon4997
      @johnbacon4997 4 роки тому +45

      This makes way to much sense

    • @audiosurfarchive
      @audiosurfarchive 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah, that's a pretty good model to base this off of.
      Helps he has a generic kawaii-desu design for his metonymic scheme. I mean, he got his own shitty streaming show, so 🤷‍♂️

  • @TheMusicKombat
    @TheMusicKombat 6 років тому +417

    Didn't know kermit the frog sang in those hooks

  • @MarcSaturday
    @MarcSaturday 6 років тому +455

    The way he shits on hopsin makes me laugh every time

    • @papayer
      @papayer 6 років тому +38

      hopsin what?

    • @danigpaid3721
      @danigpaid3721 6 років тому +49

      Im more excited for Hopsins album review than the actual album XD

    • @yousmel9330
      @yousmel9330 6 років тому +1

      SoLoMArkSMeN he likes one of his new tracks

    • @chance6545
      @chance6545 6 років тому

      what he hopsin?

    • @yousmel9330
      @yousmel9330 6 років тому +1

      sb mystery he hopsin the trash

  • @SynDaGrym21
    @SynDaGrym21 6 років тому +3159

    This dude don't know bout Pangea

  • @Zagranis
    @Zagranis 4 роки тому +268

    It may shock you to learn that 3:22 was the sole reason I subscribed to this channel. Now I just like watching his content

    • @Drogon7102
      @Drogon7102 3 роки тому +8

      Really? Wow you have a very low bar on the channels you subscribe to if you subscribe for someone saying "mashed potato good"

    • @OhGodWhatIsThisAah
      @OhGodWhatIsThisAah 3 роки тому +4

      Which is funny because it's fucking wrong lol

  • @jackwestbrook9658
    @jackwestbrook9658 6 років тому +485

    3:05 easily the funniest thing I have ever seen

  • @TH3FAILWHAL3
    @TH3FAILWHAL3 6 років тому +950

    4:55 I thought fandango was standing up in all these videos.

  • @negativelypostive
    @negativelypostive 6 років тому +580

    Hot take, this album exists solely for the melon's reactions

    • @johnwayne7677
      @johnwayne7677 6 років тому +1

      negativelypostive lame take

    • @JohnDoe-rt1lc
      @JohnDoe-rt1lc 6 років тому +24

      negativelypostive Honestly, that IS a hot take. This video is probably the best thing to come out of it. You have a point.🤔

    • @wearealreadydeadfam8214
      @wearealreadydeadfam8214 6 років тому +2

      For like five seconds I thought you were holding your sleeved hand in front of your mouth. And I was wondering why it looked so weird.

  • @soiboi4497
    @soiboi4497 5 років тому +594

    Imagine telling your kids lil dicky is a legend....

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 4 роки тому +27

      "I'm Kendal Jenner... Holy shit, I've got a vagina." *Ugh*

    • @michaelramirez6054
      @michaelramirez6054 4 роки тому

      Soi Boi 😂😂

    • @heavymetalnhardrock
      @heavymetalnhardrock 4 роки тому +51

      I don't think Lil Dicky fans will ever get the chance to breed

    • @assdick3199
      @assdick3199 3 роки тому +17

      @@heavymetalnhardrock he has fans? where

    • @assdick3199
      @assdick3199 3 роки тому +12

      @@frfras7 i highly doubt that

  • @SQUIZZLER24
    @SQUIZZLER24 2 роки тому +171

    Similarly to Mr. Dicky here, in my youth I too was sceptical of potatoes which had been baked. “How could this humble root vegetable, when casually thrown into an oven for 20 whole minutes, possibly result in a delicious meal?” I asked myself, time and time again. Dry, tasteless, completely devoid of any value as a foodstuff, I had convinced myself. I was reticent to sample them for so long, because of my baseless preconceptions. However, upon one day taking a heaping fork of that perfectly roasted, fluffy and sumptuous flesh… As it was, coated in a cheddar cheese sharp enough to offset the rich, creamy butter, and cautiously slipping it into my mouth - an epiphany erupted from within me. And so, here I stand before you, an adult male of my 31 years, and I state thusly;
    Now the baked potato is my favourite kind potato.

    • @sleepyrose69
      @sleepyrose69 Рік тому +13

      this is beautiful im not lying. i know for a fact u had to write this yourself, and it’s so artistic. 10/10. tpab what? this is true art

    • @user-lv6mu8er9z
      @user-lv6mu8er9z Рік тому +11

      How could you not do coke after an experience like that?

    • @ey3z4ya
      @ey3z4ya Рік тому +2

      sumptuous flesh is a phrase I didn't need to read

    • @ltt3143
      @ltt3143 10 місяців тому +4

      I’m feeling a decent to strong nine on this one

    • @synchronizedelbow5702
      @synchronizedelbow5702 9 місяців тому +3

      Bro channeling Daniel Day Lewis with that one, got Damn.

  • @tcaw8813
    @tcaw8813 6 років тому +537

    You gave baked potatoes a 6/10 but you gave mashed potatoes a 9/10? unsubbed

    • @Seantran2000
      @Seantran2000 6 років тому +16

      T Cawley Nah dude. Fantano is right. Baked potatoes is just not the ultimate form of potatoes.

    • @michaelplz9069
      @michaelplz9069 6 років тому +2

      Cid Kudi Wrong

    • @CGoody564
      @CGoody564 6 років тому +1

      T Cawley baked potato = stiff, dry, starchy potatoes.
      Mashed potatoes = creamy, smooth potato.
      Garlic mashed potatoes = 10/10.
      The only kind of baked potato that even compares to mashed potatoes is a twice-baked potato. Get your shit together.

    • @CGoody564
      @CGoody564 6 років тому

      xdan9xx sour cream is gross. Don't ruin potatoes with that shit.
      You are also making it sound as if you couldn't add bacon and -sour cream- gross shit to mashed potatoes and have it be a superior product than the baked potato with the same fixings; that's just false.

    • @gnomschild
      @gnomschild 6 років тому +1

      But the skin is delicious. It's literally the best part of a potato.

  • @alphaamigo9688
    @alphaamigo9688 6 років тому +672

    *AHHHHH*
    *WHY*
    *WHY*
    *WHY*

  • @psychosamproductions7844
    @psychosamproductions7844 3 роки тому +194

    My favorite part will always be when at the beginning of “Cocaine,” he seems to be enjoying the instrumental but as soon as Lil Dicky pops in, he just dies inside

  • @doodbro931
    @doodbro931 4 роки тому +161

    “Rap game Seth Rogan” that’s an insult to Seth Rogan. At least Seth Rogan had a funny line or two in his career...probably...ok he was in comedy movies.

  • @theshowdown9355
    @theshowdown9355 6 років тому +988

    3:06 watch the melon go full mental jacket.

    • @SlyRyFry
      @SlyRyFry 6 років тому +108

      WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION PRIVATE MELON?!

    • @cassiusclay6202
      @cassiusclay6202 6 років тому +20

      Theshowdown 93 He kinda look like the fat guy who shot the general in the movie. I think his name is Vincent in real life

    • @man4437
      @man4437 6 років тому +55

      *Full Melon Jacket

    • @theshowdown9355
      @theshowdown9355 6 років тому +10

      Air Ceezus He basicly is one Not Good review away from becoming that.

    • @RustyMuck
      @RustyMuck 6 років тому +39

      *AHHHHHHHHH!!!!*
      WHY?!?
      WHY?!?
      *WHYYYYYYYYYYYY???!!!?!?!?*

  • @stronius99
    @stronius99 6 років тому +256

    Wait. Hold on. You've been sitting on a chair while doing your videos the whole time? THE WHOLE TIME?!

  • @interpol990
    @interpol990 3 роки тому +405

    This review is funnier than anything Lil Dicky has ever done.

    • @aaronsanders6162
      @aaronsanders6162 2 роки тому +6

      His show Dave is legit funny

    • @Gintoki_Madao
      @Gintoki_Madao 2 роки тому +3

      @@aaronsanders6162 season 1 maybe. Season 2 on the other hand? Questionable

    • @aaronsanders6162
      @aaronsanders6162 2 роки тому +3

      @@Gintoki_Madao season 2 still good

    • @christianwidman5165
      @christianwidman5165 Рік тому

      That's why he's a famous rapper and has 2 seasons of his own TV show. Meanwhile this man is ranting about music on UA-cam 🤷‍♂️

    • @pan7374
      @pan7374 Рік тому +1

      @@Gintoki_Madao season 2 is better than season 1 wdym. Things fire

  • @iliaschaikalis8579
    @iliaschaikalis8579 4 роки тому +156

    It's basically Pink Season but not remotely funny

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 3 роки тому +13

      Lil Dicky doesn't have half the brain you need to make something like Goofy's Trial

  • @lightningboltz88
    @lightningboltz88 6 років тому +774

    The amount of times melon laughed in this video made me contradict the score

    • @reservedhogs4735
      @reservedhogs4735 6 років тому +92

      He also laughed a lot during his Corey Feldman review. That doesn't mean he likes the album. He's laughing at how sad it is.

    • @jakesibley897
      @jakesibley897 6 років тому +7

      He gets it, he just doesn't really think that's a very valuable or humorous form of self-awareness

  • @MrJacobeee
    @MrJacobeee 6 років тому +189

    This wasn't a review, it was a roast 🔥

  • @TheDestroyerComics
    @TheDestroyerComics 2 роки тому +47

    "The little crappy voice is crappy."
    - Anthony Fantano, professional music critic

  • @xx-ph5ml
    @xx-ph5ml 4 роки тому +119

    5:34 hearing a song so bad Anthony's brain buffered.

  • @HEATHENYT
    @HEATHENYT 3 роки тому +88

    The almost instant, and violent reaction to the baked potato part fucking kills me🤣

  • @Moekkat
    @Moekkat 6 років тому +852

    Calling it now, rest in peace Lil' Dicky

    • @hecatrice2064
      @hecatrice2064 6 років тому +6

      Kat Soo, how do you feel?

    • @atiddli8815
      @atiddli8815 6 років тому +6

      Yikes

    • @Patch_616
      @Patch_616 4 роки тому +8

      Man you guys want this man to lose so bad lol but he keeps proving himself. Y’all don’t wanna be the one in five years like “the fuck I dissed that” this man can’t be beat. He’s seriously one of the best rappers out right now and if you disagree you’re obviously butt hurt about something that has nothing to do with hip hop. Get some help.

    • @phos4680
      @phos4680 4 роки тому +1

      He will die after worst tracks of the year probably

    • @odog-xm1qb
      @odog-xm1qb 4 роки тому +36

      Patches 616 lmao 😂 good joke

  • @gasmaskestore8018
    @gasmaskestore8018 2 роки тому +58

    the "WHY!?!?!?!!?!??!" reaction to that stupid baked potato bar is definetly on the Top 3 Fantano moments of the decade.

  • @NLoooo
    @NLoooo 4 роки тому +55

    5:24 sound like peter griffin spiiting bars

  • @fun101productions9
    @fun101productions9 6 років тому +427

    WHY?!!

  • @7Dev
    @7Dev 6 років тому +441

    Not good

  • @thestanman1486
    @thestanman1486 3 роки тому +39

    All the clips he played sound like they were from the same song wtf

  • @iamthewalrus8677
    @iamthewalrus8677 5 років тому +312

    Lil Dicky still ain't dead. Fantano's gun must have misfired aiming at Dicky but hitting my boy Mac

  • @lewisault207
    @lewisault207 6 років тому +965

    wait... cal is an alternate persona? i thought he was just your annoying roommate or something
    how do you grow that stache so quick, if its you.
    my mind is blown

    • @RayScaia
      @RayScaia 6 років тому

      hi guys 💀😂😅

    • @mass_stay_tapped_in528
      @mass_stay_tapped_in528 6 років тому +47

      Best teeth in the fucking game

    • @Synochra
      @Synochra 6 років тому +105

      Cal is real you pleb
      Anthony was talking about thatistheplan, where he (poorly) tried to emulate Cal's genius

    • @jordann5195
      @jordann5195 6 років тому

      Roger Waters you can see thatistheplan bleed into the fantano channel

    • @jacklfitz
      @jacklfitz 5 років тому +4

      He was talking about thatistheplan. Cal is real.

  • @BiggaMyMan
    @BiggaMyMan 6 років тому +335

    Lil Dicky is next, isn't he

  • @ac8911
    @ac8911 3 роки тому +83

    I thought 'pillow talking' was funny as a sketch when someone showed it to me.
    But this shit is like when the funny kid at school gets a laugh and tries to stretch the joke for another hour

  • @jhoust22
    @jhoust22 5 років тому +70

    “this is how i would sing in the shower if i were trying to make myself laugh”

  • @dgawd2k
    @dgawd2k 6 років тому +55

    bad singing is a genre

    • @kyrizzledrizzle5485
      @kyrizzledrizzle5485 6 років тому +5

      Aye Yuh Aye Yuh t-pain doesn't even sing bad, his whole thing is/was that alot of his sound is auto tune. Auto tuning your voice and just singing badly are two totally different things

    • @brandonalfonso75
      @brandonalfonso75 6 років тому

      Ilovemakonnen the king of this trash ass genre

  • @veeti4210
    @veeti4210 5 років тому +96

    Nice trick with that title, melon. I knew it was gonna be a 10/10

  • @axel-ec5th
    @axel-ec5th 5 років тому +52

    "Now the baked potatoe is my favorite kind of potatoe"... someone actually rapped this.

  • @melharis4451
    @melharis4451 5 років тому +36

    Ppl say this EP was acceptable because it's 'not serious'. Well if an EP thats supposed to be comedic isnt funny and isnt enjoyable to listen to then wth was the point

  • @gildedpeahen876
    @gildedpeahen876 4 роки тому +58

    so right on about the "brain" looking like a prescription pill ad mascot. for an aimed at old folks memory boosting pill. lmao too true

  • @PureDisorder
    @PureDisorder 6 років тому +221

    Lil dicky is the Antichrist of rap

    • @Marcos-dv9eh
      @Marcos-dv9eh 6 років тому +6

      PureDisorder XXXTENTACION*

    • @hh950
      @hh950 6 років тому +2

      PureDisorder *Lil Pump

    • @23joanlee
      @23joanlee 4 роки тому +4

      come on, bow. the antichrist is responsible for lots of great music, but this sucks

    • @eliot8004
      @eliot8004 3 роки тому +3

      No hes just pathetic

    • @Matthew_berry6
      @Matthew_berry6 3 роки тому

      I guess that’s why he calls his style “anti rap”

  • @benchesworth7750
    @benchesworth7750 2 роки тому +80

    This is an absolute legacy review. One of my favourite bad album reviews ever and EASILY the most enjoyable experience to come out of this album.

    • @rakanuaki1812
      @rakanuaki1812 2 роки тому

      Oh please. This is one of the worst reviews. He couldn't bring up why a good album is bad. Another thing that discredit this Mario looking clown as a critic.

    • @bunchofletters9250
      @bunchofletters9250 Рік тому +11

      @@rakanuaki1812 "he couldn't bring up why a good album Is bad" ??

    • @bunchofletters9250
      @bunchofletters9250 Рік тому +13

      @@rakanuaki1812 baked potato

    • @valx5
      @valx5 Рік тому +7

      @@rakanuaki1812 baked potato

  • @allroundlad
    @allroundlad 2 роки тому +62

    It's funny how his review is funnier than the whole album

  • @basedsouljah
    @basedsouljah 6 років тому +677

    1:17 *YOU KNOW I WENT TO ROSS*

    • @theneedledrop
      @theneedledrop  6 років тому +191

      you went to Ross?

    • @lou_gubrious
      @lou_gubrious 6 років тому +85

      citizen watch, full ross

    • @jackstorm777
      @jackstorm777 6 років тому +58

      Just throw on a citizen watch from Ross, and see how wet the pussy gets

    • @DZZZZZ
      @DZZZZZ 6 років тому +37

      you got any
      Q U A L I T Y T I M E ?

    • @basedsouljah
      @basedsouljah 6 років тому +12

      I was counting on you guys and I am not disappointed. Also *ANE*

  • @pastaroni8683
    @pastaroni8683 3 роки тому +43

    That baked potato line was really half baked
    Badum tss

  • @bradydicarlo9143
    @bradydicarlo9143 5 років тому +30

    5:21 Is that Kermit the Frog rapping?

  • @joel5273
    @joel5273 4 роки тому +24

    Yo, they gave Kermit the Frog a record contract

  • @JRent506
    @JRent506 6 років тому +201

    I feel like the idea is very similar to Eminem when he went that "ambiguous foreign accent" route in the Encore-Relapse era. Dicky went further with it and made the voice into a unique alter-ego, and instead of using an accent he does his best Pee Wee Herman impression.

  • @brownguy903
    @brownguy903 6 років тому +430

    3:19

  • @Aryeh487
    @Aryeh487 4 роки тому +58

    Peggys new album: All my heroes are cornballs
    Melon: this is like a cornball cheeseball sale
    Dicky is Peggy's hero

  • @Zyliaris
    @Zyliaris 6 років тому +93

    this was literally my favorite video hes ever made, i was laughing none stop

  • @shookya6976
    @shookya6976 6 років тому +523

    Lil Dicky was funny about 2-3 years ago, now he's just kind of alive.

    • @mikejohn8528
      @mikejohn8528 6 років тому +91

      Well looking back at not good reviews now, he might not even be living in a few months

    • @FrogChoir
      @FrogChoir 6 років тому +130

      He was never funny, you just had a worse sense of humour 3 years ago

    • @JayPineurboy
      @JayPineurboy 6 років тому +3

      Meaningless Modern Existence boom, fuck you. Freaky Friday was amazing AND it was funny. I’ve been listening to dicky since 2013 and he’s always been funny and his music is really good.

    • @myncraft1
      @myncraft1 6 років тому +35

      Jay Pine you're like, 10, probably think jake paul is a good rapper

    • @tonythetalkingclock1880
      @tonythetalkingclock1880 6 років тому +25

      You cant tell anyone to calm down with your offended response of one of the top ten, shittiest rappers alive.
      I know that "good" music is subjective, but if you think this album is good, youre mathematically wrong. Its terrible. The only joke worth laughing at is Dicky's failure to realize that he is the joke.
      I didnt even pay for this horse shit and i want my money back.
      No amount of Auto tune makes Dicky a passable singer at any level.
      This album sounds like that one fat kid in class who always needed attention and did anything to get it.
      This album sounds like a rise in suicide rates.
      If one of my niggas played this trash heap on the aux, hed be walking home.
      0/10

  • @cc_cruiser99
    @cc_cruiser99 6 років тому +802

    five words:
    Russell Westbrook on a Farm

    • @cc_cruiser99
      @cc_cruiser99 6 років тому +84

      fetg100 it's one of lil dickys more serious and better songs.

    • @UncoloredPageGaming
      @UncoloredPageGaming 6 років тому +69

      That doesn't make this good or excusable though

    • @cc_cruiser99
      @cc_cruiser99 6 років тому +81

      UncoloredPage you right you right
      but lil dicky is a good rapper if he actually tries. pretty sure he just did this EP as a joke

    • @obamastolemyvcr1446
      @obamastolemyvcr1446 6 років тому +2

      Best song ever

    • @RyanMatson
      @RyanMatson 6 років тому +10

      Cale Coleman back when Lil Dicky was kinda cool in 2015. But then he blew it.

  • @Marcomanexists
    @Marcomanexists Рік тому +16

    Now the baked potato is my favourite kind potato
    That line sticks in my head rent free.

  • @kntbemad
    @kntbemad 6 років тому +2420

    “for something titled after a brain, it’s pretty god damn brainless “ -melon 2017

  • @apothecurio
    @apothecurio 3 роки тому +37

    There is definitely two types of not good reviews. Ones where he’s able to annunciate and describe everything.
    Then the ones where it’s so bad he just can’t put it into words.

    • @navarrododge5721
      @navarrododge5721 2 роки тому +1

      Hello there

    • @apothecurio
      @apothecurio 2 роки тому

      @@navarrododge5721 homie how tf did you find me.

    • @navarrododge5721
      @navarrododge5721 2 роки тому +1

      This grows the brain to the point where you can do anything

    • @apothecurio
      @apothecurio 2 роки тому

      @@navarrododge5721 master of the universe. Friend of none

  • @InfinityBarn
    @InfinityBarn 6 років тому +85

    Hold on melon, we all know hash browns are the best potato

    • @reaszun
      @reaszun 6 років тому

      Eat Rice Get Money YES

    • @raigresham1298
      @raigresham1298 6 років тому +4

      Go to hell! Everyone knows it's fries, tater tots, THEN Hash Browns. And I'd be willing to accept "Home Fries" as a substitute.

    • @InfinityBarn
      @InfinityBarn 6 років тому +2

      Rai Gresham fuck off my comment with that headassery. It goes hash browns>curly fries>tots>fries. Go be a neckass somewhere else

    • @TheFinalWagon
      @TheFinalWagon 6 років тому +2

      Rai Gresham *HOME FRIES ARE JUST FUCKING POTATO WEDGES*

    • @dasanigga9654
      @dasanigga9654 6 років тому +2

      Mashed potatoes with gravy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • @silvianilgen1550
    @silvianilgen1550 6 років тому +62

    seeing melonhead nearly losing his shit reviewing makes this whole EP worth it

    • @herbysylvestre6175
      @herbysylvestre6175 6 років тому +1

      Silvian Ilgen its great. Lol this ep has no reason to exist. The whole thing is a troll lol

  • @delph1906
    @delph1906 4 роки тому +46

    Honestly I have to agree with Melon on this one. Mashed potatoes are undeniably better than baked potatoes. When it comes down to it, you'd have to fuck up mashed potatoes pretty bad for them not to be good. I do understand that you could add to baked potatoes when it comes to toppings, but you can easily do the same with mashed potatoes without having to continuously add more toppings to combat the bland starchiness of the baked potato. But hey, that's just my opinion.

    • @calebarends9151
      @calebarends9151 4 роки тому +4

      Controversial but okay.

    • @vlad5042
      @vlad5042 6 місяців тому +1

      exactly when ur eating a baked potato u keep having to add more butter and sour cream when u dig down the the dry parts i feel like u end up taking in more calories than if u just mixed em into the mash at the beginning

  • @givecamichips
    @givecamichips 2 роки тому +18

    I remember when I thought Lil Dicky's Professionnel Rapper was like an Amazon/Apple TV series (and not a high budget one, either), because the ads/preview all sounded like someone playing a rapper and not a serious artist.

  • @jammadamma
    @jammadamma 6 років тому +145

    That potato line made me LOL, though

    • @mattspyro
      @mattspyro 6 років тому +5

      and want to explode

    • @KingdomBusiness007
      @KingdomBusiness007 6 років тому +2

      I died laughing when I heard that line. Just so Cringeworthy Lmao

  • @ieatmothersfordinner
    @ieatmothersfordinner 6 років тому +25

    'this is how i would sing in the shower if i was tryna make myself laugh' got me fucked up as fuck, fuck.

  • @lawrencehackett6479
    @lawrencehackett6479 5 років тому +48

    Everytime i need a genuine belly laugh i click this video and fast forward to the 2:55 mark 😂😂

  • @jonathancartwheelfruitloop3071
    @jonathancartwheelfruitloop3071 3 роки тому +28

    When I was a little child I was not a big fan of the baked potato But then one I day I had decided to try the baked potato
    Now the baked potato is my personal favourite type of potato

  • @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149
    @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149 6 років тому +731

    R.E.M. albums best to worst would be cool.

    • @basedsouljah
      @basedsouljah 6 років тому +21

      That would be incredible. That'd be like a 70 minute video lmao

    • @coltonwiggs1594
      @coltonwiggs1594 6 років тому +2

      There's a starman waiting in the sky That'd be amazing

    • @HerreraAlonso
      @HerreraAlonso 6 років тому +1

      Beatles , Death grips , Nick Drake , Nirvana ? , The clash ?

    • @liltoaster9405
      @liltoaster9405 6 років тому +18

      David Bowie worst to best, all 25 of them.

    • @CrazyMonkeyMinecraft
      @CrazyMonkeyMinecraft 6 років тому +1

      gotta see Elliott smith, or Bjork

  • @slomo6054
    @slomo6054 3 роки тому +43

    I was digging the review till you said mashed potatoes are better than baked potatoes. Now I’m feelin a decent-strong 4 on this thing

  • @lou8120
    @lou8120 3 роки тому +8

    The official Potato rankings go like this
    1. Mashed
    2. Roast
    3. Deep Fried
    4. Baked
    5. Boiled

  • @impyasad
    @impyasad 3 роки тому +17

    IVE NEVER EVEN DONE COCAAAAAIIINNNE

  • @DEStacks
    @DEStacks 6 років тому +255

    *mashed potatoes are better*

    • @finnjeffrey572
      @finnjeffrey572 6 років тому +5

      Read this exactly as he was saying it 😂

    • @Clide0_0
      @Clide0_0 6 років тому

      DESTINO god no. NOT GOOD. NOT GOOD, at all.

  • @tumssfestival
    @tumssfestival 6 років тому +148

    I've had someone unironically play Lil Dicky for me in their dorm room...

    • @darrel4210
      @darrel4210 6 років тому +5

      Alex Branco ughhhh

    • @pinknecro
      @pinknecro 6 років тому +6

      Alex Branco my ex would un-ironically listen to him in the car.

    • @yunggxiaolin617
      @yunggxiaolin617 6 років тому +1

      No, no you haven't. Who took you in their room?

    • @ninjaboylamel
      @ninjaboylamel 6 років тому +2

      You let that nigga fuck ? Lmao

    • @Scoreos77
      @Scoreos77 6 років тому +8

      cocainexxpanda why would u let anyone who bump lil dicky fuck

  • @Seab3551
    @Seab3551 3 роки тому +13

    now da baked potato i my favorite kinda potato

  • @edgarroberts8740
    @edgarroberts8740 3 роки тому +20

    Oh my God, why are there 2.2K dislikes? Why are there any people who exist that find anything appealing in Lil Dicky's music? How is this real life?

    • @sarthak4364
      @sarthak4364 3 роки тому

      Because his shit is fire you dumbfucks

    • @TAYTHEWXVE.madeit
      @TAYTHEWXVE.madeit 2 роки тому

      lol why you lying like that.

    • @thenoha1886
      @thenoha1886 2 роки тому +1

      @@sarthak4364 AS A CHILD I USED TO BE DISMISSIVE ABOUT THE BAKED POTATO 🔥🔥🔥

    • @sarthak4364
      @sarthak4364 2 роки тому +1

      @@thenoha1886 NOW THE BAKED POTATO MY FAVOURITE KIND POTATO

    • @juanmarroquin6850
      @juanmarroquin6850 7 місяців тому

      Yall muhfuckkers are mad haters this shite is still better than lil mabu

  • @armandoortiz1634
    @armandoortiz1634 6 років тому +44

    Melon - I'm Melon coming soon

  • @bobross378
    @bobross378 6 років тому +65

    Weezer best to worst?????

    • @WillSmith-fg8be
      @WillSmith-fg8be 6 років тому +10

      pinkerton >>> blue >>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest

    • @bobross378
      @bobross378 6 років тому +2

      Will Smith no way is this really WILL SMITH!!!!!!!

    • @spencerpoole8166
      @spencerpoole8166 6 років тому

      Pinkerton, Blue, Green, White, EWBAITE, everything else

    • @stephennnnnnnnnnnn
      @stephennnnnnnnnnnn 6 років тому +1

      Blue. Fuck the rest, even Pinkerton. You all know I'm right.

    • @brendopls
      @brendopls 6 років тому

      Spencer Poole green is trash there were like 2 good songs on green dude

  • @fraundakelmbrilpondaprost90
    @fraundakelmbrilpondaprost90 4 роки тому +16

    4:45 is pure gold.

  • @gynazdowski1161
    @gynazdowski1161 4 роки тому +29

    do the funny voice, say the funny words

  • @tristono124
    @tristono124 6 років тому +207

    How does this get a 9.8/10 but DAMN. by Playboi Carti got a 7?

  • @appleflavored8839
    @appleflavored8839 6 років тому +20

    Brainthony Melontano

  • @bestmusicquest5868
    @bestmusicquest5868 3 роки тому +27

    This is one of my favorite reviews from Anthony. Easily the funniest review he's ever made

  • @Saskiequelle
    @Saskiequelle 6 років тому +22

    1:18 I give that facial expression a light 9...

  • @Koogai
    @Koogai 6 років тому +15

    4:53 Anthony with the Danny Brown laugh