Go Diego Go!?! Now this is the family friendly Christian content content UA-cam is looking for! Gosh. Whoever donated this game sure it looking out for you.
So are we gonna ignore the fact that Diego flat out shattered the Space Time Continuum In his stupid quest to help a single primordial lifeform? I do believe The Universe becoming Unstable is far more urgent than a few dinosaurs who need help.
Of course, Diego could go to the past and prevent things, like say, the World Wars. But no. He has to go help Maia the Maiasaura so she won't be sad. Which is much more important, obviously.
Well, think of the consequences of preventing WW2. Disney and Warner Bros were going through tough times, and the government commissioned them to make propaganda cartoons, if it weren’t for WW2, Disney and Warner Brothers might have went under 50 years ago.
@@wumpus976 I'm pretty sure that preventing several deaths of Jewish people, the rise of fascism, the straight-up economical bankrupcy of the UK and other shit that went down in WW2, pretty much weighs out against having two animation companies potentially get too big for their britches, to the point of one of them becoming the blob of corporate entities, and the entire public domain to get screwed over, because of it.
I can see a lot of hijinks occurring with those time travel powers. "Man, it sucks what happened with Weimar Germany after the World War. I'll go back in time and try to fix it." (One time travel adventure later) "Okay, time to see what my history book says occurred after the World War in Weimar Germany." (A brief textbook skim later; Nazi Germany was created in the past) "...I fucked up."
Diego is the true God of Time. He has the power to erase our history and our very existence. Be afraid of the Spanish-speaking boy. He shall bring about our end.
Chemical Spider the new official Sonic the Hedgehog origin! " the used to be a little hedgehog who was tired of being made fun of by all the other animals because he was so slow. So we decided to go back in time and teach it how to run faster so it would never be made fun of again!
I had to do a double take for this one until I realized this was the beginning of the donator's marathon. I wonder what sort of hells poor Johnny will pull up.
When Diego time traveled to the time of the dinosaurs, I thought of the simpsons treehouse of horror episode where when homer hurt something in the past it changed the present.
Someone has a sick sense of humor to send Johnny that... I love the person, and I love the start of the donators marathon! Laughed my ass off the entire time. This deserves all the views!
Holy shit I actually have this game My brother got it for his fifth(?) birthday, and I legitimately beat it for him when I was like, ten. This was a very weird nostalgia bomb
The game that defined a generation. Real talk though, this kid can time travel, talk to animals, he’s practically invincible, and his jumps give Mario a run for his money. Is Diego, like, God?
In fact, he is, I replayed this game a few months ago for my own review and it crashed during the final level, he's so powerful that my PS2 couldn't handle it (yes it's available for PS2 and it's actually normal on that system), and not long later, a solar eclipse that was actually dangerous was coming causing all the brontosauruses to go to one area to stop it (of which they did), so Diego is indeed a DemiGod, as is his cousin Dora, Dora however, doesn't have the wisdom that Diego has, instead treating everyone like they have the mental intelligence of a literal newborn Diego has many powers, mainly his fluency in Spanish that is shared by every animal in his vicinity, his infinite knowledge, and power to make the audio of the show lag behind in comparison to the video, something he's only done in rare versions of the anaconda and sloth episodes (that happened to recorded disks of mine when I was younger, perhaps an uncommon anti piracy effect, nah, it's Diego's infinite power), what other powers may he possess, only time will tell, there are other Go Diego Go games, episodes, and TV specials to get this information from
If this game is educational, then they got SO MANY THINGS wrong!!! 1. They show multiple dinosaurs that SHOULDN’T be living alongside Maiasaura and Troodon (Triceratops and Tyrannosaurus appeared about 6 million years AFTER Maiasaura died out) (and that’s just one example). 2. The area is to jungle-like. The area Maiasaura lived in was more akin to Montana then Brazil. So conifer forests and fern plains are the way to go. 4. Maiasaura just has some weird forelimbs in this game. And no head crest either. 5. With Troodon, there’s one big flaw that everyone is going to groan hearing me mention......... It’s Featherless. Documentaries made years earlier show this dinosaur with feathers. So what excuse does this have? This dinosaur belonged to a group that was closely related to birds. It would only make sense that Troodon would have them too. Now does it have to be 100% accurate? Of course not! It WAS made for little kids. But if you’re going to educate kids on dinosaurs, you should at least be somewhat accurate!
A little update years later. Some things have changed since this comment was made, so I’ll make some corrections. As well as give my pitch for how this game could’ve worked. For one, Troodon is no longer a valid genus, due to extensive research finding the genus to be overlumped and poorly described. The genus that lived alongside Maiasaura was likely Stenonychosaurus. Now I’ll give my alternate pitch. You can keep the main plot of a list Maiasaura looking to reunite with her herd, however, change the main antagonist from a pack of Stenonychosaurus (animals that would likely never attempt to even challenge Maiasaura of any age outside of infancy), to Daspletosaurus, a likely predator of Maiasaura, and a relative of Tyrannosaurus. From here, base the dinosaurs off of the ones you’d see in the Upper Two Medicine formation, like Scolosaurus, Eniosaurus, Bambiraptor, Orodromeus, etc.. don’t me afraid to show Fish, Lizards, Turtles, Azdrachid Pterosaurs, Small Mammals and Birds, and Crocodiles as well. You can base these animal designs off of the Artwork of Paleoartists. Some, like Jutyrannus on Instagram, have art styles very similar to the one used in Go Diego Go! Hell, maybe just commission him to make the designs. They’ll be accurate, but still stylized! Next up, Make sure the animals act an behave like just that, animals. Don’t show them understanding school and science and whatnot, and make it so that they face issues that modern animals would have (like getting hurt, or struggling to find food, or even getting lost.) And finally, show the environment to be an inland, volcanic area. Have conifer forests, and fern plains dominate the ecosystem. And even have the characters mentioning the coolness of the area (it wasn’t tropical). With all of this in mind, the game could go from average all around. To an educational experience the kids would love!
HA! That was great Johnny! I commend you for actually creating some enjoyment out of something that I never would have suspected I'd ever find enjoyment in! Thanks for the video, that was amazing!
APersonNamedBob Why didn't I find this video sooner on my homepage? No, instead UA-cam thought it would more appropriate to recommend Josh Thomas reacting to the Nintendo Labo trailer instead! I'm trying my best to distance myself from him!
oh man, I remember playing that Blues Clues game with my brothers back in the day. I liked the fact that Steve would read of the stuff you wrote, and either be impressed (or laugh hysterically) and even end like the show as well.
wallywest555 personally id say those games were never good, i mean what's supposed to be fun about running around collecting shit. It's like a never ending fetch quest.
The only rare game that should get any attention besides DKC is Bad Fur Day. If Johnny actually attempted a Rare Marathon, we'd be here for a whole fucking year. They made a lot of games!
Fun fact about this game which actually adds to the lack of effort, Johnny: My sister used to own "Dora Saves The Crystal Kingdom" for the PS2 and I can tell from your footage that the gameplay from this game was directly ripped from that. Not surprising considering how these types of games usually tend to cut corners, but I thought it was interesting to note. The laziness truly never ends
I have a feeling that donators mainly donated bad shovelware games just to see your reaction Johnny. If this is the case then this marathon will get old quickly. (In DBZ English Dub Announcer Voice): Will Johnny actually see a good game for this Donator's marathon or will he have to suffer through a plague of shitty shovelware games? Tune it next time on "Johnny vs..".
I have the feeling Johnny tries to get the shovel ware out of the way first before he gets to the actual games. Look at the last marathon, he did Cory in the House and Mary Kate & Ashley's Sweet 16 License to Drive to get the weird entries out of the way 1st and to fuck with everyone as well. He also didn't get to every donated game last time, so who knows, some men just want to watch johnny lose his mind.....multiple times
Kobeast5 Better than a douche who likes devalue people's opinions and care for what passes as his "fans". Seriously, why is Josh Thomas beloved again...
I love how Johnny is capable of not only making a full length review of a bare bones shovelware game, but make it hilariously entertaining while he's at it XD
Speaking of High Voltage, you should have a look at The Conduit and Conduit 2 someday. They really poured their hearts into making a serious hardcore Wii game. Neither one is great, but they are good enough and interesting enough to be worth a look.
LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS VIDEO IS A JOJO REFERENCE LOL, also 1:49 is HIGH VOLTAGE which is the name of the chapter where johnny vs diego takes place. What sorcery is this?!
3:49 “Did his mom fuck a Tartus?!” The untold story about Diego is that the Tartus visited Mexico one night, got too drunk, than the next day, woke up and didn’t remember who the girl was next to her. 9 months later, Diego was born.
4:14 .........well it's official, all dinosaurs speak Spanish, This game told me so and games are always 100% factually correct. Also i learned that i can now time travel whenever i want, see you all yesterday...or should it be next week so we're closer to Monster Hunter World?
kaidigem ooh heck no what do you think I am a furry? I just have an interest in dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals sheesh don’t take it that far that’s like saying biologists want to do it with animals and junk
andy johns Same, I had a Diego game for the LeapFrog. I remember it being good honestly, but I haven't played my leapfrog in years. Heck I don't even know where the games and the Leap frog is anymore. But they were good times
> The host's name is Johnny > The game's main character's name is Diego > The game has dinosaurs in it > The developer's name is High Voltage Oh my god.
1:30 My roommate and I played some of the PS2 version for our collab LP channel not too long ago. Not much of it, I'll grant you, but enough to know it had a few...special moments. (Does this mean I stole your medal? Is it shiny?)
![Go Diego Go! Great Dinosaur Rescue [29] 100% PS2 Longplay](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HSbZkH4SquE/mqdefault.jpg)
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April Fool's came early this year.
are you going to donnate a kamen rider game to him, also hi.
This is history in the making. Marcos in a non-toku video.
Is this a sign of Johnny Vs Kamen Rider Dragon Knight?
TheBlockedOcelot I’ve seen him in his kingdom hearts reviews
Really? Wow.
Also, this BETTER be a sign of Johnny vs. Kamen Rider Dragon Knight.
for a second I got REALLY confused, but then I remembered this is the donators marathon
When this popped up in my notifications I had the biggest wtf moment ever the I remember donators
Same here
Same man. Same.
Same here.
same here
No wonder why all the dinosaurs went extinct. They needed the help of an 8 year old kid to do literally anything.
I guess dinosaurs really were a failure of a species...
In Johnny's words "Maybe some of those dinosaurs... deserved to die"
It's because they had no concept of "respect".
I saw the title and instantly thought it was a YTP
I almost thought it was you-know-what
no actually i don't know what please tell me
M
Johnny vs Diego?
Dinosaurs?!
*ferocious WRYYYYYYYY in the distance*
Jojooooooooo
I completely fucking forgot that it's *Johnny* vs
even better
KONO DIO DA!!
SCARY MONSTERS
Holy fucking shit!
Oh boy, and I thought the last donators marathon was wierd
I am betting that someone gives Johnny an adult game like Leisure Suit Larry.
That would be funny
Go Diego Go!?!
Now this is the family friendly Christian content content UA-cam is looking for!
Gosh. Whoever donated this game sure it looking out for you.
Yet I bet it still gets demonetized.
Demonetized for having the word "Die" in the title
😂😂
No, Christian content is still under demonetization. UA-cam wants no Jesus anywhere.
thebahooplamaster funny enough UA-cam could care less about Christians LOL oh. That being said ain't to family-friendly if you spanking that ass.
I love this marathon already.
CyBrid101 hey cy it's me jacobandrew36 and same with me this is going to be amazing
Fancy meeting you here.
Ahem, P.S It's me lilfrosty, hi.
Dawan King-McClendon Hey man!
nugget boi36 Hey!
Johnny was so thrown off the intro didn't play XD
oh hi knockoff
So are we gonna ignore the fact that Diego flat out shattered the Space Time Continuum In his stupid quest to help a single primordial lifeform?
I do believe The Universe becoming Unstable is far more urgent than a few dinosaurs who need help.
Robin Urchihan true
Well, it's a game based on a little kid's show, it wasn't meant to be viewed by those with a mature mindset.
"Your girlfriend is not more important than the universe!"
@@SmashSSL that line reminds me of sonic 06
@@namingisdifficult408 You're everywhere. Are you just that quick?
Ah, I see that the donators have fine taste too.
I swear you and I watch pretty much the same people
Wilfred Cthulu this game might be better then Cory in the House... or at least the closest since
Indeed
Oh sweet jesu--
(Johnny vs. Sonic 06 flashbacks)
*THEY CAN TIME TRAVEL A T W I L L*
*T I M E T R A V E L I S B U L L S H I T*
Wtfdoraxplrfusmbaldss💪🏿👹😱💤💩💩💀🙃🖐🏿👼🏾😴😴
At least in 06, you needed a pair of Chaos Emeralds to do that. Holy shit, I never thought I'd be saying Sonic 06 makes MORE sense in something...
*WHY DOES NOBODY REALIZE THIS*
For god's sake...
*_D O S O M R T H I N G R I G H T_*
Gets notification: Yes! A new Johnny vs. video!
Sees title of the video: Uhh...
Ale You should’ve expected that if you saw the end of his Hat in Time picture.
Ale Still less random than Cory in...
Actually scratch that, this is more random that that.
Same son
Ale What is this? The Bit Block?
@@starfalchion4404 Pardun?
Of course, Diego could go to the past and prevent things, like say, the World Wars. But no. He has to go help Maia the Maiasaura so she won't be sad. Which is much more important, obviously.
MNM mcg plot twist diego, Maia got fucking meteored the next day
The sequal: Diego stops ww2 lol
Well, think of the consequences of preventing WW2. Disney and Warner Bros were going through tough times, and the government commissioned them to make propaganda cartoons, if it weren’t for WW2, Disney and Warner Brothers might have went under 50 years ago.
@@wumpus976 I'm pretty sure that preventing several deaths of Jewish people, the rise of fascism, the straight-up economical bankrupcy of the UK and other shit that went down in WW2, pretty much weighs out against having two animation companies potentially get too big for their britches, to the point of one of them becoming the blob of corporate entities, and the entire public domain to get screwed over, because of it.
@@retrogamelover2012 ...Not really.
I can see a lot of hijinks occurring with those time travel powers.
"Man, it sucks what happened with Weimar Germany after the World War. I'll go back in time and try to fix it."
(One time travel adventure later)
"Okay, time to see what my history book says occurred after the World War in Weimar Germany."
(A brief textbook skim later; Nazi Germany was created in the past)
"...I fucked up."
"oh well i'll just go back again"
Time travel?
Diego is the true 13th vessel of Xehanort confirmed
Diego is the true God of Time. He has the power to erase our history and our very existence. Be afraid of the Spanish-speaking boy. He shall bring about our end.
I mean i'm really not but thanks anyways.
that sneaky little shit. Diego probably summons Diabolos to attack us during the final fight against MX
So what's his Nobody name? Goxedi?
GokensLetsPlays okay i believe you!
Just when you think the Donators Marathon couldn't get any more interesting! I have more respect for Johnny!
😂
HOLLOW KNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
If Nightmare Before Christmas Oogie’s Revenge is one of The Donated Games, I’ll piss my pants of joy.
one game in and were off to a great start
NSan I have more respect for Johnny than Josh Thomas. And no, I'm not talking about Melbourne Josh Thomas.
Diego is the reason why the Sonic timeline is messed up.
Mario37519 don’t forget super robot wars
You're kidding
+Stardust Charthalos Gotta love Steel Ball Run
Mario37519 I like your profile picture it's the 8-Bit Sprite of gunvolt from mighty gunvolt right?
Chemical Spider the new official Sonic the Hedgehog origin! " the used to be a little hedgehog who was tired of being made fun of by all the other animals because he was so slow. So we decided to go back in time and teach it how to run faster so it would never be made fun of again!
That ass-smacking animation was probably Sonic after Forces.
“I’m Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog. Times are hard.”
Dylan Bellman after hearing johnnys impression of sonic i cant read this and not hear johnny doing a sonic voice
Wait, so I can send Johnny shity licenced games for 2 year olds and he'll have to play them?! *Runs toward game shelf*
The Duncling ok then
This is probably gonna get real redundant real quickly, but I did a double-take upon reading the title.
Heracross X SAME!😂😂😂
Heracross X I took several
I don’t blame you
Heracross X same
Somebody needs to give Johnny the Burger King games!!
Anyone noticed that this episode is basically "Johnny vs Diego"?
The funny thing is that this video has dinosaurs in it too.
*STAND MASTER* Diego
*STAND NAME* viaje en el tiempo
It took me a minute to figure out that this is a jojo reference
That was my first thought. I think the donor may be a JoJo fan who donated the game for that exact reason.
Holy shit, everything really IS a Jojo reference
Finally getting to the REAL games.
At least Diego actually did shit instead of just walking around and pointing.
Well, can't argue with that.
Also, maybe you're the king of the swamp, but I'm the king of the fucking jungle.
@@wall4818 Careful. When he gets sent to the Graveyard, he can draw a Polymerization card from his deck.
@@Chad_Eldridge His pfp is a Yugioh Card
When we thought Cory in the House was going to be the strangest thing we ever saw...
THIS shows up
I had to do a double take for this one until I realized this was the beginning of the donator's marathon. I wonder what sort of hells poor Johnny will pull up.
When Diego time traveled to the time of the dinosaurs, I thought of the simpsons treehouse of horror episode where when homer hurt something in the past it changed the present.
Oh yeah, with the time toaster
Or in other words. *Literally how time travel works.*
Doo-wee-ooo~
Daniel Lado Simpsons Did It! Simpsons Did It!
Someone has a sick sense of humor to send Johnny that... I love the person, and I love the start of the donators marathon! Laughed my ass off the entire time. This deserves all the views!
6:47 *OOF!*
*Diego's inner roblox has leveled up!*
I hate that meme. So overused, but I've got to admit, that was kind of funny.
Bruh
I legit did a double take to see if I was looking at the title right
MrLocalguy lol same
Same mate
and i thought cory in the house was the best anime game johnny was going to review
Litblurocker is this a jojo reference?
Litblurocker Stop
Litblurocker Why is this meme still alive?
Tech Snake I don't know
Holy shit I actually have this game
My brother got it for his fifth(?) birthday, and I legitimately beat it for him when I was like, ten.
This was a very weird nostalgia bomb
I read that as "i beat him for it"
Justcause Bruh same
7:04 yes, they are
From the past donator's marathon and from this video, I can only assume that Johnny's fanbase wants him to suffer.
Because humans are sadistic creatures.
They made an expansion of this game and it would really mean allot of you'd review it!
What? Name? Go Diego Go & Knuckles!
21gomez Go Diego Go 3 CD & Knuckles & Knuckles 😅
6:47 OOF
Silver I can't tell if that's actually from the game or not
Conor Cunningham lmao I can't tell either
Thats so identical holy fuck.
The game that defined a generation.
Real talk though, this kid can time travel, talk to animals, he’s practically invincible, and his jumps give Mario a run for his money. Is Diego, like, God?
Jacobliterator yep
In fact, he is, I replayed this game a few months ago for my own review and it crashed during the final level, he's so powerful that my PS2 couldn't handle it (yes it's available for PS2 and it's actually normal on that system), and not long later, a solar eclipse that was actually dangerous was coming causing all the brontosauruses to go to one area to stop it (of which they did), so Diego is indeed a DemiGod, as is his cousin Dora, Dora however, doesn't have the wisdom that Diego has, instead treating everyone like they have the mental intelligence of a literal newborn
Diego has many powers, mainly his fluency in Spanish that is shared by every animal in his vicinity, his infinite knowledge, and power to make the audio of the show lag behind in comparison to the video, something he's only done in rare versions of the anaconda and sloth episodes (that happened to recorded disks of mine when I was younger, perhaps an uncommon anti piracy effect, nah, it's Diego's infinite power), what other powers may he possess, only time will tell, there are other Go Diego Go games, episodes, and TV specials to get this information from
If this game is educational, then they got SO MANY THINGS wrong!!!
1. They show multiple dinosaurs that SHOULDN’T be living alongside Maiasaura and Troodon (Triceratops and Tyrannosaurus appeared about 6 million years AFTER Maiasaura died out) (and that’s just one example).
2. The area is to jungle-like. The area Maiasaura lived in was more akin to Montana then Brazil. So conifer forests and fern plains are the way to go.
4. Maiasaura just has some weird forelimbs in this game. And no head crest either.
5. With Troodon, there’s one big flaw that everyone is going to groan hearing me mention......... It’s Featherless. Documentaries made years earlier show this dinosaur with feathers. So what excuse does this have? This dinosaur belonged to a group that was closely related to birds. It would only make sense that Troodon would have them too.
Now does it have to be 100% accurate? Of course not! It WAS made for little kids. But if you’re going to educate kids on dinosaurs, you should at least be somewhat accurate!
A+
@@rageinternet9391 Extra Credit
You should definitely be a teacher, and I don't mean this sarcastically.
A little update years later. Some things have changed since this comment was made, so I’ll make some corrections. As well as give my pitch for how this game could’ve worked.
For one, Troodon is no longer a valid genus, due to extensive research finding the genus to be overlumped and poorly described. The genus that lived alongside Maiasaura was likely Stenonychosaurus.
Now I’ll give my alternate pitch.
You can keep the main plot of a list Maiasaura looking to reunite with her herd, however, change the main antagonist from a pack of Stenonychosaurus (animals that would likely never attempt to even challenge Maiasaura of any age outside of infancy), to Daspletosaurus, a likely predator of Maiasaura, and a relative of Tyrannosaurus.
From here, base the dinosaurs off of the ones you’d see in the Upper Two Medicine formation, like Scolosaurus, Eniosaurus, Bambiraptor, Orodromeus, etc.. don’t me afraid to show Fish, Lizards, Turtles, Azdrachid Pterosaurs, Small Mammals and Birds, and Crocodiles as well. You can base these animal designs off of the Artwork of Paleoartists. Some, like Jutyrannus on Instagram, have art styles very similar to the one used in Go Diego Go! Hell, maybe just commission him to make the designs. They’ll be accurate, but still stylized!
Next up, Make sure the animals act an behave like just that, animals. Don’t show them understanding school and science and whatnot, and make it so that they face issues that modern animals would have (like getting hurt, or struggling to find food, or even getting lost.)
And finally, show the environment to be an inland, volcanic area. Have conifer forests, and fern plains dominate the ecosystem. And even have the characters mentioning the coolness of the area (it wasn’t tropical).
With all of this in mind, the game could go from average all around. To an educational experience the kids would love!
a true masterpiece
Ryan 218 I wasn't tricked by your pfp.
I just lost 5 seconds of my life to your profile pic.
And another 30 to this comment.
Your FUCKING profile pic, DUDE! I keep thinking it's a hair on my screen or something!!!
YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!!!
😋
*me 14 minutes ago*
"I can't wait for Johnny's new
video!"
*sees thumbnail*
"wHaT tHe fUCc"
*sees what Johnny is reviewing*
......wat.....
HA! That was great Johnny! I commend you for actually creating some enjoyment out of something that I never would have suspected I'd ever find enjoyment in! Thanks for the video, that was amazing!
I saw the title and literally thought "No fucking way." and thought it was some parody video made by someone else. Also, I lost my shit at 0:56.
APersonNamedBob Why didn't I find this video sooner on my homepage? No, instead UA-cam thought it would more appropriate to recommend Josh Thomas reacting to the Nintendo Labo trailer instead! I'm trying my best to distance myself from him!
why do you want to distance yourself from josh thomas?
So when's the Lets Play?
This is the quality content I subscribed for.
Lol "ah, ah, ah, you didn't say the magic word." Dying laughing right now.
6:02 is especially funny when you know troodon was among the smartest dinosaurs
oh man, I remember playing that Blues Clues game with my brothers back in the day. I liked the fact that Steve would read of the stuff you wrote, and either be impressed (or laugh hysterically) and even end like the show as well.
Fawful theLEGO I consider the _Blues Clues_ show to be charming as a 15 year old guy.
It's time for a Rare marathon. Banjo, Dk Country etc
I'd argue DKC should get a marathon entirely to itself. Everything else from Rare is fair game.
wallywest555 o my god yes
DKC and Resident Evil. My favorites. one day.
wallywest555 personally id say those games were never good, i mean what's supposed to be fun about running around collecting shit. It's like a never ending fetch quest.
The only rare game that should get any attention besides DKC is Bad Fur Day. If Johnny actually attempted a Rare Marathon, we'd be here for a whole fucking year. They made a lot of games!
“Coosh coosh...”
Man, looks like our little John here knows some Ham Chats...
Diego says "Oof" whenever he trips over rocks
Fun fact about this game which actually adds to the lack of effort, Johnny: My sister used to own "Dora Saves The Crystal Kingdom" for the PS2 and I can tell from your footage that the gameplay from this game was directly ripped from that. Not surprising considering how these types of games usually tend to cut corners, but I thought it was interesting to note. The laziness truly never ends
That One Pinhead interesting
*sees this in subscriptions*
Me: ah, donaters marathon, I've missed you.
When I was a kid I wanted ratchet and clank 3 for Christmas but instead my mom got me a Dora the fucking explorer game on ps2
Angus McLeod Oh I feel bad for you
*Dora the Motherfucking Explorer
I have a feeling that donators mainly donated bad shovelware games just to see your reaction Johnny. If this is the case then this marathon will get old quickly.
(In DBZ English Dub Announcer Voice): Will Johnny actually see a good game for this Donator's marathon or will he have to suffer through a plague of shitty shovelware games? Tune it next time on "Johnny vs..".
I have the feeling Johnny tries to get the shovel ware out of the way first before he gets to the actual games. Look at the last marathon, he did Cory in the House and Mary Kate & Ashley's Sweet 16 License to Drive to get the weird entries out of the way 1st and to fuck with everyone as well. He also didn't get to every donated game last time, so who knows, some men just want to watch johnny lose his mind.....multiple times
zizzleplix damn. I wonder if he's played Kid Icarus Uprising
10:14 this is how you know content creators actually care about their fans.
Kobeast5 Better than a douche who likes devalue people's opinions and care for what passes as his "fans". Seriously, why is Josh Thomas beloved again...
Kobeast5 true
@@TommyDeonauthsArchives Who?
I love how Johnny is capable of not only making a full length review of a bare bones shovelware game, but make it hilariously entertaining while he's at it XD
2:04. "Thanks for buying out shit. Now go buy our other shit" Ah, just like EA.
Speaking of High Voltage, you should have a look at The Conduit and Conduit 2 someday. They really poured their hearts into making a serious hardcore Wii game. Neither one is great, but they are good enough and interesting enough to be worth a look.
Mario37519 Yeah, I had Lego racers back in the day. It was pretty good
"They really poured their hearts into making a serious hardcore Wii game. Neither one is great" LOL
They also made Family Guy the game. With the same art style as this game. Also, it came before this game.
Also the PC port of Saints Row IV, apparently.
@Waves sbr moment
*Reads the title*
Me: Why tho?
the only good dino related Diego is Diego Husbrando
"Johnny vs Diego"
*STAND MASTER* Diego
*STAND NAME* Time Travel
Nex theres the jojoke that i somehow did not see coming.
Ahh, Steel Ball Run
*YuudiHoshi* Ah a man of fine taste.
LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS VIDEO IS A JOJO REFERENCE LOL, also 1:49 is HIGH VOLTAGE which is the name of the chapter where johnny vs diego takes place. What sorcery is this?!
Sees the title, this is gonna be a fun marathon.
Think of the possibilities for this marathon...
sonic cancer Pretty much.
This marathon is starting off good
3:49 “Did his mom fuck a Tartus?!”
The untold story about Diego is that the Tartus visited Mexico one night, got too drunk, than the next day, woke up and didn’t remember who the girl was next to her. 9 months later, Diego was born.
I have the ds version on me. Why haven't I donated it yet? Also why are some of these voice clips so nostalgic?
Johnny should open a Fan Mail Box. Since I got a few games I want him to review but I live outside The Mainland US States.
Me too!!!
Huh? Shovelware showcase? This isn't Vinesauce.
3:40 You weren't kidding when you said everyone knew chaos control
8:10 Never have I seen such passive aggressiveness while shaking a Wii controller.😂
Freaking time traveling with dinosaurs. Oh sh** Diego called Power Rangers Dino Charge!
oh no
*Reads the tittle* "Wow.."
4:14
.........well it's official, all dinosaurs speak Spanish, This game told me so and games are always 100% factually correct.
Also i learned that i can now time travel whenever i want, see you all yesterday...or should it be next week so we're closer to Monster Hunter World?
1:09 you sure? I'm still waiting for my breaking bad game tie in.
THE BEST KIDS SHOW OF ALL TIME
is Arthur.
Spiriten XIII BluesClues*
Little einsties
Blue's Clues is definitely greatness too!
That's an odd way to spell Thomas the Tank Engine.
Spiriten XIII
little Bill
Backyardagains
Franklin and Friends
Yo Gabba Gabba
Man I remember when I was little and I was into dinosaurs (still am) and I used to play it a lot
andy johns same
kaidigem ooh heck no what do you think I am a furry? I just have an interest in dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals sheesh don’t take it that far that’s like saying biologists want to do it with animals and junk
andy johns
Same, I had a Diego game for the LeapFrog. I remember it being good honestly, but I haven't played my leapfrog in years. Heck I don't even know where the games and the Leap frog is anymore. But they were good times
...Ross?
andy johns Being into dinosaurs isn't a furry thing, last I checked dinosaurs don't have fur.
Johnny logic: Dinosaurs can talk... but not in Spanish.
5:48 "well fuck that guy" wow lol
"Tail whip to lower their defense"
I see what you did there
@@Chad_Eldridge it’s a Pokémon reference.
As Soon As I Say The Thumbnail I Was Like: I Don’t Think I’m 100% Ready For This.
Johnny?Diego?Dinosaurs?High Voltage? (name of a chapter)
....WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You had me dying throughout the whole thing, but the "doing Richard Nixon impressions" part killed me.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS XD
EKS DEE.
Somebody PLEASE send Johnny something...not kiddy.
5:06 my favorite part 😂😂
Ah the donators marathon,
What a clusterfuck.
> The host's name is Johnny
> The game's main character's name is Diego
> The game has dinosaurs in it
> The developer's name is High Voltage
Oh my god.
I don't know if it was intentional or not. But if it was, the man pull out a 9000000000 IQ Jojo reference on us
@@antogame1178 bro i think it was
Him mentioning the wii trainer dancing and smacking his ass made me laugh my ass off
Johnny VS. Go, Diego Go!: Great Dinosaur Rescue sounds like a weird video game/anime crossover.
Johnny this is one of your funniest video!
6:07 I just want to let it sink in Diego is powerful enough to *STOMP the
F'ING GROUND* and cause dinosaurs *FEET AWAY*?"
1:50 "danger High voltage" Ohhhh god... the iron man 2 people.
1:49 Whoa Whoa Whoa! How can a game give you high voltage?! XD
Fudge Yeah! This game is the greatest! Deserves a remaster immediately!
Shadow the UA-camr OK. See you later!
KinglyPeasant you're an idiot. I'm not gonna kill myself
Shadow the UA-camr nah bro, I'm killing myself. I'm sorry if my previous comment was confusing, but I guess it's hard to communicate with idiots.
KinglyPeasant Suicide pact, bro? I'm ready.
that last bit at the endcard was just priceless; the look of disdain on his face when doing that.
beautiful.
Johnny, you have commited the *BIGGEST SIN*, you interrupted the bangin' intro!
1:30 My roommate and I played some of the PS2 version for our collab LP channel not too long ago. Not much of it, I'll grant you, but enough to know it had a few...special moments.
(Does this mean I stole your medal? Is it shiny?)
0:45 Oh lord Jesus, please kill it now.
Edit: did people like this for the game, or the timestamp?...
I was a HUGE Go Diego Go fan when I was little. He was the cool guy role model I really connected with.
It took until the year 2020 for the consequences of Diego breaking the fabric of time and space to bear fruit. May God have mercy on us all
I owned this game when I was young, around 6 or 7 and I played it all the time. I thought it was the greatest game ever.
God bless the Donators Marathon.