The Donator's Marathon has officially begun; why else would I look at something like Cory in the House? It's a licensed game, but is there any sort of merit to this tie-in to the show?
Despite this and likely to be next week's game a fruitless waste of time it's nice of him to take a look at what's been donated to him. Plus seeing him run like that makes it all worth it.
+【Blank・Herschel】 cory in the house is not "some joke". Its a deep and extremely complex anime about the life of Cory Baxter. The anime saved my life, before I watched cory in the house my life was full of depression, and couldnt fit in with the other kids. But after watching cory in the house my life had found new meaning. Being the son of a chef in the white house myself i felt a deep unbreakable connection with cory. Every day I would rush home as fast as I could so i could flip on the tv watch cory in the house.The sheer depth and meaning in this anime is phenomenal.
Johnny, watch "JohnnyVsTheWorld" now today for he is love, Phily Santa Christ by day, all day, everyday; and by definition he is theoretically the human personification of 42 it self... Also, because Life*-*time SUUUUUUUUKS!!!! ;D
Fuck Mario, fuck everything else. This game is life changing. It is a pure masterpiece. I cried the first time my eyes had the privilege to even have a glance upon this game's beauty.
RafaelDB64 Are you serious? Cory in the House is literally the best anime ever, right up there with a Google image of a seal decapitating penguin and overcooked calimari. Do you even watch anime? XD newbie
well i didnt laugh but i facepalm real hard cause i know how bad the show was when i first saw it and i could not believe he would this crap and im sure some be a fan of his stuff and all
At first I thought I was drinking to much wine and drunk....... NOPE! twas a strange review....... ...........Im going back to Killer instinct 3, see ya guys!
*"John-ny! John-ny! John-ny! In the hoooouse!~ Yuhhh! (It'sa parteh every week, bby!) John-ny! John-ny! John-ny! Check it oooout!~ That's rite, I'm en dah HAAAAAAOUSE!"* Goddamn it...that STUPID-ass theme song! I can't be mad after hearing that. XD Yeah, I used to be a drifter back when the Disney channel was pretty decent. This show, while short-lived, was a load of stupid fun. I loved it, personally. This game, though... Hmm! Well, that's what Johnny's for. Nice to see ya again, man. :)
This game has a 9.8 user average on metacritic, and I have to say that even that is underselling this game. This game is the pinnacle of gaming. Videogames should just stop being made, because no game will ever come close to being as good as Corey Baxter in the House, and it has also taken it's place as the best anime ever, surpassing JoJo's bizarre adventure. This game is the new Jesus.
+Just Dante No...? The last time I saw Cory in the house, it was a reality show; after all, That's So Raven is a reality show and the Cory show is a spinoff(I think) of That's so Raven.
"I don't know who this "Cory" is or why it is of any importance that he's in the house." *Rev gasped.* JOHN! YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE GREATEST ANIME EVER!?!? -Yeah, the joke's old now, isn't it?-
This is your worst review ever. Your complaints are so insignificant that they are laughable. You are just in denial that you enjoyed the game. Just admit that it's a masterpiece and move on.
In case people take this comment seriously, its a meme that this game is considered good. Don't believe me? Go to Meta critic check this game's user reviews.
Under Doge It's because of memes that I don't really like Filthy Frank at all. His whole channel is pretty much one big meme, and I just think he tries way too hard to be funny. My brother loves him though, which I understand because humor is subjective, and i'm not trying to force my opinions down other people's throats.
I sincerely hope one of those donators gave you Spongebob: Battle in Bikini Bottom, so you can get a taste of a GOOD licensed game based on a kids show.
And thus gave birth to an instant classic. And for that I thank you. By the way, what did the writing on the front cover say? Most of it has worn off, but I know it at least said you support Johnny. Not really important i'm just curious.
When I saw you uploaded this, I started laughing and thinking "Why did someone donate this?" Good review. And I'd be laughing harder if one game in that box is Xenoblade Chronicles (I seriously need that game).
I got this game when me and my wife were going through an insanely tough time and it fixed all of my marital issues along with some issues that I didn't even know I had! I thank the Lord Kyle Massey and whole heartedly believe this is a worthy video game adaptation of the hit anime
Whether you are an avid or casual gamer, Cory in the House is not a game that you should disregard. It represents the epitome of video game development that we have reached as a society, and in thousands of years, will be looked back on by our descendants as the hallmark of civilized culture, because when this game was released, it sparked and age of intellectual rebirth and cultural upheaval. Dealing with many important issues that our society faces today, such as drug use, prostitution and juvenile delinquency, Cory in the House acts as an incredibly useful educational resources for the younger generation. The plot fosters in people ages 5 through 15 an interest in literature and writing, but also provides its older audience with a rich, intriguing and imaginative story which would mystify great minds such as Voltaire, Nietzsche, or even the great Lao Tzu. The game play provides a stretching and enriching use of the mind, with many mini-games baffling even the great mind of Donald Trump, the capitalist dog who wishes to rid the world of his enemy, the righteous communist state of North Korea, the last great remaining stronghold of democracy. The soundtrack rivals even the magnificent auditory tapestries, embellished with stunning lyrical applique, woven by the great muse, Nicki of Minaj. (You a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe). In summation, Cory in the House represents the epitome of video game development, from the Cathode Ray Amusement Tube to Call of Duty F**king 400 or something like that. Upon its release, Cory in the House solidified its status as the greatest game of all time, or at the very least, Game of the Year. -Benjamin Coulter (PS: Destiny f**king sucks)
this game actually takes place between the evil dark side story arc in season 2 and the timeloop arc in season 3, it was meant to show how empty and meaningless Cory's life was and how he couldn't bare living in the simulation realm anymore. The game's quality was artistic and intentional in the context of the deep Cory in the house narrative
"Well, I can either play New Super Mario Bros. or play as a Chubby Fat kid, one is hailed as one of my the best games of all time, and the other one is New Super Mario Bros." #thelonleygoomba
Yeah, that's got to be the only reason that somebody thought to donate this game. Now I just hope that Johnny actually reads the comment and sees it for himself.
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Loved That's So Raven, not a fan of Cory in the House And not that it matters, but The Juicer first appeared on That's So Raven. He was a bully at Cory's school who had a thing of crushing stuff with his hands and juice would come out of it, hence his nickname
Must . . . not . . . make . . . Freedom . . . Planet . . . 2 . . . reference. HEY, WHY AM I STRUGGLING??? IT HASN'T EVEN COME OUT YET!!!! Whatever! Cory's gonna kick yer butt for this game, Cory!
Bullshit, Cory in the House is one of the better anime video games there are in the market Unsubscribed even though i wasn't subscribed to you and this is the only video i've seen of you
*Opening theme with rapping* GO JOHNNY! (GO! GO!) GO JOHNNY! (GO! GO!) GO JOHNNY! LISTEN UP! HERE WE GO! I'm the big man, usually getting marathons done! And I'm officially a candidate for reviewing some games, you know! (You better calm down, Johnny!) YEAH-YEAH! I'm talking bout an all night review And we're getting it started! Fellow fans, would you mind subscribing to this kick ass channel? Verses videos will never be the same! Cos we got Johnny, Johnny, Johnny in the HOUSE! (YEAH! IT'S A PARTY EVERY WEEK BABY!) Johnny, Johnny, Johnny! CHECK IT OUT! That's right I'm in the HOUUUUUUSE! He's gonna shake it up and twerk it! (TWERK IT UP!) Tear it down and detonaaaate it! (JUST A LITTLE BIT!) Got a new plan (HEY UNCLE CLEM!) We got JOHNNY IN THE HOOOOOUSE! (PARRRRTAY!) JOHNNY IN THE HOUUUUUSE!! (I'M YOUR MAN!)
Hey, it has a 9.6 user rating on Metacritic www.metacritic.com/game/ds/cory-in-the-house Here's a 10/10 review: "The experience and emotions tied to playing Cory in the House are like witnessing the stillborn birth of a child while simultaneously having the opportunity to see her play in the afterlife on Imax. It's a game of sparking paradox. It's cacophonous yet tranquil, experimental yet familiar, foreign yet womb-like, spacious yet visceral, textured yet vaporous, awakening yet dreamlike, infinite yet two hours long." Then there are a couple which I'm pretty sure say "this game fucking sucks" over and over in Portugese.
Insane Graphics/gameplay and one of the best atmospheres in videogame history, i wish future games could learn from team " Handheld Games Corp" which made this masterpiece of a game.
The title is very misleading, I was expecting Johnny Vs Cory in a one on one fight inside a house. I am disappoint
There weren't enough slurpies.
Someone go make a flash game about this. I beg of you.
You have won the internet sir
I actually laughed my ass off for 2-3 minutes straight. You sir, truly win the internent!
RadiShineAmigo, I love you for that. Thank you for that.
"Oh, look! A new Johnny vs video! What a treat! Let's see what he's-
.....huh."
I had the same reaction:P
Ex-fucking-actly.
Yes!!!!
Despite this and likely to be next week's game a fruitless waste of time it's nice of him to take a look at what's been donated to him.
Plus seeing him run like that makes it all worth it.
EXACTLY MY REACTION!!!
How could you criticize a game that has better review scores than Ocarina of Time?!
+Otaking Mikohani Because people are fucking stupid.
+Blank Herschel hail to the almighty cory!!
***** This joke is getting really annoying now.
***** Yes it is.
+【Blank・Herschel】 cory in the house is not "some joke". Its a deep and extremely complex anime about the life of Cory Baxter. The anime saved my life, before I watched cory in the house my life was full of depression, and couldnt fit in with the other kids. But after watching cory in the house my life had found new meaning. Being the son of a chef in the white house myself i felt a deep unbreakable connection with cory. Every day I would rush home as fast as I could so i could flip on the tv watch cory in the house.The sheer depth and meaning in this anime is phenomenal.
It's reactions like these that make it all worth it in the end. I hope you enjoy the Marathon guys. :)
When is your next Zelda Marathon???
We love you, ya masochisticly dedicated man you.
i can't wait for megaman network transmission
john
wut
wut is this
john pls
Hey you were a good sport reviewing a crap game that was given to you. xD
He's the new kid, movin' in, Johnny's his name
And he's officially the candidate for playin' some games, y'know?
"You'd better calm down, Johnny!"
Yes an actually good joke than those dumb anime jokes
CliffTheHorsecollar What are those jokes even from?
CliffTheHorsecollar its because "balrog the guy who fights with youtube commenters", made the joke too
wow even you watch Johnny's videos
we got Johnny Johnny Johnny in the house
This game was $30 at walmart...
Damn, what a deal!
its 7 dollars on amazon new
+Yaiba Games www.change.org/p/coolman123134-gmail-com-make-cory-in-house-hd-remake?recruiter=514219673&
Someone gave me a free game of it.
What a steal!
When I saw this is my subscriptions I laughed out loud.
I think everyone did 😏
Yup lol
*laugh track*
I thought "What the fuuuu...."
When I saw this I was like " the hell?"
I never thought I would see the day when Johnny reviewed "Cory in the House". What is life?
Hi Haedox
...is this fanta-sea?
Johnny, watch "JohnnyVsTheWorld" now today for he is love, Phily Santa Christ by day, all day, everyday; and by definition he is theoretically the human personification of 42 it self...
Also, because Life*-*time SUUUUUUUUKS!!!! ;D
Johnny VS The Meaning of Life II: Electric Boogaloo
Haedox A miserable PILE OF SECRETS.
They’re making a sequel but this time he’s gonna have a jumpsuit.
Cory In The BIG House for Nintendo Switch XD
I didn't know that Johnny reviews anime!
An *I* didn't know that Cave Stroy shows up when I type in your screenname in Johnny's Channel Search.
#CaveStoryBGRconfirmed
lmaooo
do a collab pls bby
I didn't know one of my favorite reviewers watches my favorite reviewer :3
Weeaboo
Corey in the House is the best anime ever, fact
And Seinfeld.
Bullshit, Sweet Life on Deck was 10 times better
***** Nah all about that hannah montana
Corey In The House is my favourite chinese cartoon.
That's so Raven is better
"I don't know who Cory is, or why it's so important that he's in the house"
LOST IT
Fuck Mario, fuck everything else. This game is life changing. It is a pure masterpiece. I cried the first time my eyes had the privilege to even have a glance upon this game's beauty.
Of course. Super Mario Galaxy, Ocarina of Time, Final Fantasy 7, hell, GTA V couldn't compare to this fantastic, well crafted game.
this game = perfection, the masterpiece that is darksiders 2 cannot compare to this
AllStarKingD im a sonic fan as well and I can confirm that you sir speak the truth
You're right, this game is absolutely fantastic, it made my life 69% better when i played it. This might be my favorite game of all tiem.
Noire Lastation Don't forget sonic 06
"I don't know who this 'Cory' is or why it's of any importance he's 'in the house.' Lmao
I was looking for this comment, 4 years later
Me too!
How dare you criticize a game based off the best anime ever.
+Marc Lemieux uh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
+Marc Lemieux
...It's an...anime...? I don't see it...
+PokeMaster22222 Internet joke. You'll see it soon enough.
+Marc Lemieux because IT'S NOT A FUCKING ANIME!
NOT EVEN A GOOD ONE!!
RafaelDB64 Are you serious? Cory in the House is literally the best anime ever, right up there with a Google image of a seal decapitating penguin and overcooked calimari. Do you even watch anime? XD newbie
Who else laughed out loud when they saw this in their subscription box? :P
well i didnt laugh but i facepalm real hard cause i know how bad the show was when i first saw it and i could not believe he would this crap and im sure some be a fan of his stuff and all
Zapkin (⌐►_◄) Never saw the show, but I was just laughing at how unlikely it seemed to review this. :P
at first i thought this was a joke video
I was more gaping my mouth open and speechless while laughing. XD
At first I thought I was drinking to much wine and drunk.......
NOPE! twas a strange review.......
...........Im going back to Killer instinct 3, see ya guys!
The Toy Maker? I didn't know the villain from Spy Kids 3-D was in this.
holy shit somebody else besides me remembers that movie
Cool. It was the first 3-D movie I saw.
I was scared of 3-D movies when I was a little kid, no seriously, it was a phobia that I didn't get over until I was 8.
hey dashie i love your vids!!!1
DashieSparkle Good one dude.
Now Cory really is in the house.
The big house. The perfect getaway. (If you get that reference, you are awesome.)
The villain is named The Toy Maker? This doesn't look like a Spy Kids 3 game....
Spy Kids is my favourite anime!
Hater Alert no YOUR a forget
*You're, as in, you're both massive idiots.
MunchJrGames ooooohhhh....
MunchJrGames was that supposed to be funny
Our father, who art in the house. Cory be thy name.
Yay, he reviewed my favourite anime game.
*****
That isn't even his final form!
Skippertomtom Well I mean, this is sort of my final form, except the golden one.
how dare you compare true beauty of this sort to such shite like anime?
***** >paw
furry trash.
Ren Höek Furries are still better than FNAF fanboys though.
Cory vs One Punch Man
@anti brony master race
im fucking sorry? Cory's bathroom octopus's destroys goku alone. he doesn't even need to pull out the Abraham Lincoln mech #69
USERNAME SIMULATOR dude, all Cory needs is the super duper pooper scooper to win.
ル様セザ Cory would obviously beat one punch man he's a Demi god
R.I.P Cory. Died by Saitama and Goku, even Vegeta is laughing his ass off at Cory’s stupidity and put an end to Cory’s Misery.
Shaggy at 10% destroy Cory and send him back to the hood
*"John-ny! John-ny! John-ny! In the hoooouse!~ Yuhhh! (It'sa parteh every week, bby!) John-ny! John-ny! John-ny! Check it oooout!~ That's rite, I'm en dah HAAAAAAOUSE!"* Goddamn it...that STUPID-ass theme song! I can't be mad after hearing that. XD
Yeah, I used to be a drifter back when the Disney channel was pretty decent. This show, while short-lived, was a load of stupid fun. I loved it, personally. This game, though... Hmm! Well, that's what Johnny's for. Nice to see ya again, man. :)
That sounded like steel ball run at the start
In Johnny we trust
TheChainsawGamer Now all we need is Somecallmejohnny Joestar fanart.
I think i remember that's so raven being the only good Disney show
i feel so dirty thinking about the Disney channel
I enjoyed the show when I was younger too. Disney Channel was great back then. But absolute garbage nowadays.
This game has a 9.8 user average on metacritic, and I have to say that even that is underselling this game. This game is the pinnacle of gaming. Videogames should just stop being made, because no game will ever come close to being as good as Corey Baxter in the House, and it has also taken it's place as the best anime ever, surpassing JoJo's bizarre adventure. This game is the new Jesus.
What about SSB?
TheUltimateFanBoy No
***** HOW!?
NO, STOP RIGHT THERE, NOTHING SURPASES JOJO'S.
NOTHING
NOOOTHIIIIIIIIING
Well, JoJo is still the best manga ever
6 YEARS AGO: All hail Cory! Our favorite anime!!
6 DAYS AGO: Is nothing allowed to be pure anymore?!
How could you not have heard Cory in the House? It's the best anime out there.
***** Ikr? I get nostalgic memories of that anime.
Don't make me cry you ass, now I'm remembering the fall of America arc:(
Yeah that's the one... R.I.P Honest Abe... (Cries)
Isn't it a reality show...?
+Just Dante No...? The last time I saw Cory in the house, it was a reality show; after all, That's So Raven is a reality show and the Cory show is a spinoff(I think) of That's so Raven.
"I don't know who this "Cory" is or why it is of any importance that he's in the house."
*Rev gasped.* JOHN! YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE GREATEST ANIME EVER!?!?
-Yeah, the joke's old now, isn't it?-
what joke?
Phill Bill
....
-Well played...-
Rev22360 (That Nintendo Guy) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'll GLADLY take Sailor Moon Crystal or Cardcaptor Sakura over Cory in the House.
***** Get out...
this video hits different now
Because of the allegations against Croy's actor?
@@supermariof0521 yeah
@@somemong8349 Out of curiosity, have the allegations been proven true? Or has someone been pulling strings?
@@supermariof0521 I believe they found out he was talking to the girl since she was 13
@@somemong8349 I see
the anime is better
It's not an anime
+Grainne Quinn you are obviously not familiar with the meme
+Grainne Quinn
The Joke
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+Jackson NoWay perfect animes dont exist
AJ13 seinfeld, Suite life of Zach and Cody
2:33 anyone else look at that guy with the glasses and think "markiplier"
Cory looks like a black Elliot
Oh my...
I can't unsee it now.
Someone needs to make a meme of Johnny running.
No
Already made a vid getting ready to put it on!
How about a gif instead? :P
A sparta remix of Johnny running would be awesome. :)
could someone make a .gif of johnny running there as well? XD
Very funny reccomending this now UA-cam.
Cory for SSB5.
Just stop trying...
I can see his trailer now:
Looks like CORY is in the house!
0:
If only..
He didnt calm down...
So now people are mailing their trash to Johnny?
most likely.
Not always. I'm sure there are people who donated good stuff to him.
Not just Jonny, I'm sure they share their junk out to all their favourite youtubers.
No, Cory in the house has a 92 on Metacritic, Yes, it is, of course by the fans, but...92
AviatorPichu It is a meme.
This is your worst review ever. Your complaints are so insignificant that they are laughable. You are just in denial that you enjoyed the game. Just admit that it's a masterpiece and move on.
or its a bad game that rightfully got bashed.
jdfalcon08 You clearly haven't played it.
Lol, nice mate
In case people take this comment seriously, its a meme that this game is considered good. Don't believe me? Go to Meta critic check this game's user reviews.
ZeroZXDev Pfft. Right. A "meme".
You know what's the meme? Giving the game attention. Attention it DESERVES.
CORY IN THE HOUSE IS BEST ANIME
Oh thank god, he avoided the memes
Ikr.
He didn't know about it (thank god), sadly the comment section didn't.
Yeah. It's one of the memes that I wish would die out already.
Under Doge It's because of memes that I don't really like Filthy Frank at all. His whole channel is pretty much one big meme, and I just think he tries way too hard to be funny. My brother loves him though, which I understand because humor is subjective, and i'm not trying to force my opinions down other people's throats.
This video was probably made before the memes.
This game is longer than Sonic Forces
That really shows how far sega has fallen
No it's not. This game is 3 hours, Sonic Forces is 4.
Back when anime was good.
Too bad 4Kids butchered the dub
Funimation has us covered!
3:22 Cory’s also that but with MUCH younger girls
I sincerely hope one of those donators gave you Spongebob: Battle in Bikini Bottom, so you can get a taste of a GOOD licensed game based on a kids show.
he did. check out his too many games expo and you will see it.
Yes, I hope he does a Johnny Vs. of it!!
***** it was a donation so he probably will.
what are you talking about? Cory in the House DS is one of the best games ever made.
www.metacritic.com/game/ds/cory-in-the-house
Nah I can imagine the third game donated being another disney game but with Pacman XD
It looks like 3/4 of the budget went into the graphics of that bug flying simulator.
That implies there was even a budget
4:12 And now to wait for the GIF's
derrickthehedgehog.tumblr.com/post/108485274009/from-johnny-vs-cory-in-the-house-ds-review
Cory in the House is my favorite Anime!
Toy Story is my favorite anime.
The Room is my favorite Chinese cartoon.
I prefer the manga.
flameheadshero I hear they're remastering the anime i hope its longer than 13 episodes.
flameheadshero Cory in the House the colouring is my favorite light novel. :D
2:32- 2:40 .... Is that Markiplier (with bad hair-do)?! O.o
Oh my god, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought he looked like Markiplier
Good I'm not alone with coming to that conclusion
Markiplier origins.
It looks much more like Dan from nerd3
Don't you dare demote Markiplier like that.
"I don't know who this Cory is, or why it's of any importance that he's in the house..."
Somebody help me. I lost my sides.
I'm the one who donated Cory in The House to Johnny.
And thus gave birth to an instant classic. And for that I thank you. By the way, what did the writing on the front cover say? Most of it has worn off, but I know it at least said you support Johnny. Not really important i'm just curious.
***** I forgot. I don't why I even wrote it on the cover. Lol.
I hope your proud
So didja really pay 12.95 for that? Lmao
When I saw you uploaded this, I started laughing and thinking "Why did someone donate this?" Good review. And I'd be laughing harder if one game in that box is Xenoblade Chronicles (I seriously need that game).
A joke most likely
KidSnivy69 Maybe so.
Good thing I got seriously lucky and found a copy of Xenoblade pre owned at gamestop.
Cool man.
I got this game when me and my wife were going through an insanely tough time and it fixed all of my marital issues along with some issues that I didn't even know I had! I thank the Lord Kyle Massey and whole heartedly believe this is a worthy video game adaptation of the hit anime
3/10 - IGN, "Cory in the House was never good."
You can't spell IGNorant without IGN.
But, this is something we can all agree on.
BEST ANIME.
yeah! you know it!
No it isn't, it's a medicore live action show that was short lived
Whether you are an avid or casual gamer, Cory in the House is not a game that you should disregard. It represents the epitome of video game development that we have reached as a society, and in thousands of years, will be looked back on by our descendants as the hallmark of civilized culture, because when this game was released, it sparked and age of intellectual rebirth and cultural upheaval. Dealing with many important issues that our society faces today, such as drug use, prostitution and juvenile delinquency, Cory in the House acts as an incredibly useful educational resources for the younger generation. The plot fosters in people ages 5 through 15 an interest in literature and writing, but also provides its older audience with a rich, intriguing and imaginative story which would mystify great minds such as Voltaire, Nietzsche, or even the great Lao Tzu. The game play provides a stretching and enriching use of the mind, with many mini-games baffling even the great mind of Donald Trump, the capitalist dog who wishes to rid the world of his enemy, the righteous communist state of North Korea, the last great remaining stronghold of democracy. The soundtrack rivals even the magnificent auditory tapestries, embellished with stunning lyrical applique, woven by the great muse, Nicki of Minaj.
(You a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe You a stupid hoe, you a stupid hoe).
In summation, Cory in the House represents the epitome of video game development, from the Cathode Ray Amusement Tube to Call of Duty F**king 400 or something like that. Upon its release, Cory in the House solidified its status as the greatest game of all time, or at the very least, Game of the Year.
-Benjamin Coulter
(PS: Destiny f**king sucks)
Did he just say Cory in the House is a Live-Action show? because its not...
its an Anime
I've heard of this game! It's been sitting on the shelf of my local Walmart for YEARS because absolutely no one wants it!
It's like one of my Japanese animes.
this game actually takes place between the evil dark side story arc in season 2 and the timeloop arc in season 3, it was meant to show how empty and meaningless Cory's life was and how he couldn't bare living in the simulation realm anymore. The game's quality was artistic and intentional in the context of the deep Cory in the house narrative
2:44 We're seriously hosed if the secret service, of all things, can't handle a teenage boy... Well, that didn't age quite so well...
That’s why this game is a masterpiece, the game developers really did their research!!
best anime game 11/10
A game based on the greatest animu ever. How could it possibly be bad?
"Well, I can either play New Super Mario Bros. or play as a Chubby Fat kid, one is hailed as one of my the best games of all time, and the other one is New Super Mario Bros."
#thelonleygoomba
4:12 One of the best jokes in any video ever. Caught me off guard like nothing else, and that's one of the best ways to make people laugh.
Johnny: "Is this how I look when I run? I am quite the heavy f***."
Just watch the anime, its really good
The manga is better
Cory In the slammer
It's surreal to me that this review is exactly 6 years old at the time I'm writing down this comment! This is a very underrated review!
This is my favorite anime
I am fucking loving all of these best anime comments :D
This is the first result when I search up Somecallmejohnny Persona
I dream and pray to Cory every night. May god caress his majestic bald head
F in the chat for Cory lol
Comments
98% "OMG CORY IN THE HOUSE IS THE BEST ANIME!"
2% Something else
The critics gave this game near-perfect scores. o.o
WHAT?
***** Yeh.
***** Actually, according to Metacritic, IGN gave it a 3/10
***** That score would underplay the game. This game doesn't deserve a score as it would be an insult to it.
Such a great anime with such an awful ending. Making Cory be a child groomer? Who writes this shit?
'Stop The Evil Toymaker from, you guessed it, taking over Washington, DC!' (OF COURSE!)
When this is better than Overwatch...
This inspired Overwatch.
it doesn't have Bastion ....
my favorite animes consist of Toy Story and Cory in the House
+Thee3ndIsNear flintstones and doug
You forgot Star Wars episodes 1,2, and 3. My favorite character was actually jar jar binks, I had a very deep connection with him.
This meme is garbage
***** I know, and it wasn't funny when he did it
I prefer shrek honestly.
5 YEARS LATE SQUAD WHERE YOU AT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
The user reviews are even better
www.metacritic.com/game/ds/cory-in-the-house
CORY IN THE HOUSE HAS A HIGHER USER SCORE THAN SNAKE EATER, BAYONETTA 2, OCARINA OF TIME, AND GTA V.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT LIFE IS ANYMORE.
*laughs* I am dying! That is so hilarious, that is probably people trolling, it has to be... otherwise the future standards of video games is fucked.
to think peoples lively-hoods are based on metacritic scores, makes me sad
OMFG I LOVE PEOPLE SOMETIMES LOOL
Yeah, that's got to be the only reason that somebody thought to donate this game. Now I just hope that Johnny actually reads the comment and sees it for himself.
"Cory in the What the Fuck" a long lost sequel to the greatest anime of all time "Cory in the House."
You never watched Cory in the House because you were too busy watching FAKE ANIME.
+TheJLeeTeam NO!!!!! It's real.................. I know it is...........
@@paulgregorakos5234 r/wooosh
YESSSS FINALLY the dank meme continues ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I r8 8/8 m8 no h8
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GreenNinjaTea Really?
the jokes in this were so good, your run animation is gold, thank you
i never liked laugh tracks. its just a cheap way to make the viewers laugh
+very mad guy it rarely work, like in How i met your mother (btw i love this show, it's one of my favorites... no Really!)
Looking at you, Big Bang Theory.
Loved That's So Raven, not a fan of Cory in the House
And not that it matters, but The Juicer first appeared on That's So Raven. He was a bully at Cory's school who had a thing of crushing stuff with his hands and juice would come out of it, hence his nickname
So what is Elite Beat Agents? Is it any good?
Given how out of hand the comments are (and the joke) I'm kinda glad he didn't go along with it.
this is still your best review
Cory in the what the fuck... 10/10. (6:10)
Currently dying during exam break.
Cory in the what the fuck
That walking demonstration had me laughing on the floor! That was just to great!
Must . . . not . . . make . . . Freedom . . . Planet . . . 2 . . . reference. HEY, WHY AM I STRUGGLING??? IT HASN'T EVEN COME OUT YET!!!!
Whatever! Cory's gonna kick yer butt for this game, Cory!
It’s an easy joke, I know, but more like Cory in the big house
I loved Johnny’s surprised look when the game had a laugh track as if “Shit, I wasn’t expecting this!”
Bullshit, Cory in the House is one of the better anime video games there are in the market
Unsubscribed even though i wasn't subscribed to you and this is the only video i've seen of you
Your meme is bad and you should feel bad
KidSnivy69 Im my opinion, you meme worse.
But i respect your opinions, all memes are welcome.
Francisco Gativideo At least mine is funny
KidSnivy69 Kid. Memes are never funny.
Francisco Gativideo I'm aware
He looks like a black Elliot.
videogamegooch360 Back when Elliot didn't have hair, at least. But yeah! Weird.
ThePreciseClimber I know right??!!!
wow what the hell ahahhahaha i seeee it
Would someone PLEASE port this to Unreal engine?? Ugh. Everyone wants to port everything but this masterpiece.
The best anime based game
*Opening theme with rapping*
GO JOHNNY! (GO! GO!) GO JOHNNY! (GO! GO!) GO JOHNNY! LISTEN UP!
HERE WE GO!
I'm the big man, usually getting marathons done!
And I'm officially a candidate for reviewing some games, you know!
(You better calm down, Johnny!)
YEAH-YEAH!
I'm talking bout an all night review
And we're getting it started!
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Cos we got Johnny, Johnny, Johnny in the HOUSE! (YEAH! IT'S A PARTY EVERY WEEK BABY!)
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That's right I'm in the HOUUUUUUSE!
He's gonna shake it up and twerk it! (TWERK IT UP!)
Tear it down and detonaaaate it! (JUST A LITTLE BIT!)
Got a new plan (HEY UNCLE CLEM!)
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As of March 12, 2017, Cory in the House was on the tv almost 10 years ago and Wal-Mart still sells this game on the DS for 23 fucking dollars.
Hey, it has a 9.6 user rating on Metacritic
www.metacritic.com/game/ds/cory-in-the-house
Here's a 10/10 review:
"The experience and emotions tied to playing Cory in the House are like witnessing the stillborn birth of a child while simultaneously having the opportunity to see her play in the afterlife on Imax. It's a game of sparking paradox. It's cacophonous yet tranquil, experimental yet familiar, foreign yet womb-like, spacious yet visceral, textured yet vaporous, awakening yet dreamlike, infinite yet two hours long."
Then there are a couple which I'm pretty sure say "this game fucking sucks" over and over in Portugese.
Insane Graphics/gameplay and one of the best atmospheres in videogame history, i wish future games could learn from team " Handheld Games Corp" which made this masterpiece of a game.