Ted Cruz Humiliates Himself by Groveling to Tucker Carlson on Fox News: A Closer Look
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- Seth takes a closer look at Congressman Jim Jordan refusing to cooperate with the January 6 investigation and Sen. Ted Cruz debasing himself on Fox News.
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Ted Cruz Humiliates Himself by Groveling to Tucker Carlson on Fox News: A Closer Look - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Love you, Seth! Seriously glad you're OK!!!
Same!❤️❤️❤️
Ditto!
I find that Tucker / Cruz segment to be more about how Tucker has gone all-in on fascism that Cruz humiliating himself. Oh, sure, Cruz did grovel, but Tucker getting outraged that anyone said Jan 6th was a bad thing is definitely the bigger transgression to my mind.
But Tucker is just an idiot on tv, Cruz is in the senate.
@@blowc1612 and yet look at the power dynamics at play.
@@kieranjaegar so
@@blowc1612 Tucker clearly has more power than Cruz.
You should want to know why. I do.
@@kieranjaegar it’s because their base watches Tucker every night and eats up what he says. Meanwhile, the public usually only hears about Ted Cruz when he’s messed up again. Tucker and Fox are what stirs up and mobilize their base and gives the Republican Congress members a platform to spout their nonsense. If even Fox thinks they’re a “traitor”, it’s unlikely they’ll get other chances on OAN or other similar right-wing networks. So they need to suck up to him, unfortunately.
"It was sloppy, and it was frankly dumb." A brief moment of self-awareness from Ted Cruz.
It was sloppy, he says, while clarifying that he didn't mean that the attack on the capitol was by Trump supporters. So much for self-awareness.
@@RayasNegroOvejas I'd say he was atypically self-aware but typically unaware of anything else, perhaps?
The man is contagious and yet he still blesses use with laughs! KEEP THIS MAN ALIVE!
and also thank goodness “the thorn birds” is still on the shelf.
Didn't realize how much I've missed A Closer Look without an audience. Glad to have Seth Back!
Same. I like both but the pacing without the audience is my preference. Still, Seth and the crew seem to really like the audience’s energy (who doesn’t love applause, honestly) so I hope they can go back soon.
The studio without the audience was an inspired time though, more energy from the crew watching but slower and longer jokes from the lockdown era. They deserve all the awards from being so versatile!
@@vysharra Agree with this Kitty. Greetings from Australia Seth.
Seth's eyes look really great with this lighting. I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON SETH MEYERS. The sea captain...meh
I'm in agreement. The writing just shines like this.
This is how you know we're going extinct, but yayy
Seth is the only guy that can do this show from home, and its as funny if not funnier than when they shoot in the studio
with an audience.
I'm really impressed by Seth's versatility. Typically UA-cam-style comedy has much faster pacing than a live comedy news show like Seth's. At the start of the pandemic I remember watching Seth struggle a little to fit into the UA-cam niche when he had to record offsite, and it's awesome how much he's improved since then! He really grabbed the bull by the horns...If memory serves, it didn't take him very long at all to figure out the right pacing. Now I feel like he's got it down pat. That can't have been easy after years of training around like, giving time for the audience's reaction and riffing off their energy.
Seth, Trevor and John Oliver are the faster to grasp the UA-cam format.
Meanwhile Jimmy Fallon......
@@iryu7288 is terrible on any and every format? Agreed, I don’t understand how Fallon still has a show.
@@iryu7288 is unwatchable
Seth will have to give up as you and others will as well , your liberal left winged agendas after the 2022 mid term elections .
American voters are feed up with Seth and other late night entertainers lying b/s ...
@@ranaway9307
What are you doing here?
Go back to your troll farm.
John Oliver described Tucker Carlson’s face as “how a medieval farmer would look if you tried telling them about Bitcoin”
He looks like a constipated owl.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh god, that is perfect and amazing.
That's so perfect.
Some of my other favorites are when he called him a "one-man homeowner's association", a "human boat shoe", and "performatively outraged wedge salad".
The comparison of Tucker Carlson to a person who did honest manual labor does not compute.
Someone who's incapable of shame can't be humiliated.
Oh how true that is!!!
Well said 👍
Don't kink shame them.
Yeah pretty sure Cruz has a humiliation kink.
I came here to say this.
"What flavor is it? Chocoletariat."
Damn, I can already imagine the laughter of the behind-the-camera crewmember in my head, and it hit me way harder than it had any right to be.
GREAT MONOLOGUE! I busted out laughing several times. Love you Seth Myers!
So glad you're vaxed to the max & doing well! We appreciate you going above & beyond to get back to us!!
So happy to see you! I hope you’re recovering well and aren’t pushing too hard just to make us happy! We want you for the long run! Thank you for all you do!
He knew we would call him out on the fact he didn't ate pudding from the package because the package was not open, so he ate some in front of the camera to prove us wrong. You win this time Seth.
Thank you
Seth and all the team !!!
Thanks Seth for still giving us a closer look!!!
A United States senator publicly begging a TV host for forgiveness? This says a lot about the strange times we live in.
Ted Cruz is a booger on the lip of democracy - Trevor Noah
Especially when what he said was right.
Living definition of a Wuss.
The film Idiocracy is more believable than what is currently occurring in the USA.
A TV host with a lot of power - from somewhere.
I LOVE the Sea Captain ⚓! Thank you bringing him back💝. What a man💪!
The Sea Captain is the best part of covid.
"Work." 😂🤣😂🤣😂 This my second time watching. Too funny.
I audibly groaned at the "chocolatariat" joke, and then Seth said "go ahead, groan. I can't hear you." Covid hasn't killed me yet, but I'm dead!
Chocolate+chariot (a fun pun on chocolate+cherry)
Or Secretariat because you can taste the horse.
@@susanholly2456 LOL
@@susanholly2456 Give more Republicans the horse, then maybe it'll glue their lips shut. Tired of listening to petulant children.
Hey Seth, so glad you’re symptom free. Thanks for doing the show. We missed you!
Hello Lynne Kassel, how are you doing?
Just wow!
Seth we love you. Thank you for telling us you love us too. I hope you get some rest and know we’re all behind you. Sorry you had a crumby week!
Thanks for all the effort you and the crew put in! We really appreciate it. 💯 🙌🏻
Agreed. And thanks for all the effort you put into this comment! We really appreciate it! 💯 🙌🏻
Not at all to denigrate all the hard working people keeping us alive, but for me, you and your team are 'essential workers' . Thank you. It's good to laugh at least once a day. Thank you to all.
Even,more important how is Wally.
@@larrymosher5045 He's probably holding up the cue cards via zoom
@@Vagajammer 😅
"I once got pneumonia from looking at a snow globe" 😂😂 Seth, you rock.
That joke made this whole pandemic worth while.
It's hilarious that you got 300 likes for something he wrote and you just repeated. Have you run out of material?
@@robertbruce2840 Are you not familiar with how UA-cam comments work?
Here I am, it's 6 a.m., I'm having my coffee .... and laughing my ass off. Seth is always funny and brilliant. What a great way to start the day.
Thank you
Mr. Seth,
Thank you for making a difference between the Polo and Continental ...
Seth, I'm glad you're feeling better to do the show again. Your team/show is a bright spot in my life.
Yes Seth got me though covid. Every night I looked for ward to him and a chocolate drumstick . Made my day
Ditto
Tucker Carlson lying that the truth is a lie is one of the most sickening things ever on a broadcast show. (Notice it was not referred to as news.)
These people should be held accountable for the damage their lies have caused.
Eventually Tucker will tumble and someone just as bad will pick it back up. As long as money can be made, there's no such thing as morality.
@@dastardlydragon466 I wish you were wrong but you're right. And it's sad.
fox ENTERTAINMENT!!
@@pleinaire8698 Faux News
@@alden1132 F
Faux Spews!
Love all your shows. Keep telling it like it is✌️
Some days I don’t WANT to watch Seth; I actually NEED to watch Seth. Thank you, Seth for all your juicy Sethy goodness.
I don’t know if Seth ever reads the comments, but I want to let him know that the Paccino impression put a smile on my face when I didn’t feel like smiling and that’s certainly something. Thanks.
Someone there reads them for The Corrections
@@LindaC616 he's said he reads them himself
@@aleksandrasocha6365 hmmm....I took that as joking...that's something a staffer gets paid to do
@@LindaC616 he’s said it in multiple interviews too. Corrections is the only thing he does himself, without help from the writers or any other staffers. He’s said that they’ve figured out to clear his schedule on Thursday so he has enough time to read through the comments and figure out what he’s gonna say on Corrections
The fact that Tucker is able to publicly flog Cruz over that statement is crazy…we are sliding into the abyss.
Sliding?.....
Slid.
We're not sliding Into the abyss, we started that in November 2016!
All to support a seditious, racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, narcissistic, twice impeached, bankrupt, back-stabbing, draft-dodging, science-denying, disinfectant injecting, genocidal dictator loving, pathologically lying porn star fucking former social media influencer.
Ted likes to be dominated
Scared 😱 if there ruling media
Correction for you Mr. Meyers. "Chewbacca" is a proper noun. His species (native to their home world of Kashyyyk in the Mid Rim Territories) are called "Wookies." Your joke about Ted Cruz's facial hair should not have read "like a Chewbacca that shaved everything but the beard" but rather "like a Wookie..." Cheers.
I was going to leave this comment but I see you beat me to it sir
Sewing the sea captain back at it fills my heart with joy! Thank you, you wonderful people :)
Yeaaahhhh. Seth's back. Hopefully we can start seeing the Sea Captain again more.
and The Wife!!!!
Jim Jordan sounded like he was trying to explain to his wife why there's charges to a "Bunny Ranch" while he was away on a "business trip."
Jordan owns several pedigree rabbits, and was shopping for another. Mystery solved.
I do agree!
Mr. Seth
Meyers is easily one of the best late night hosts. Even funny w/o a set
John Oliver about Tucker Carlson’s face: “ This is how a medieval farmer would look if you tried telling them about Bitcoin.”
*tried to tell
Or "What would happen if the sound "thud" grew a face".
@@sjcommander91
YES! 🤣 One of the best jokes he's told on Last Week Tonight
Lol true
@@ricksimon9867 nerd
You can talk about anything you want Seth, your segments are the high point of my day. Glad you don't have any serious symptoms.
@Jeri Mason If entertainment is making her happy idk why gives you the right to be condescending. Whatever keeps her going.
@@Tsukiru show me one person that said on their death bed they’re grateful for Jonny Carson. Truths not condescending cause it’s hard to hear
🤣😍 Seth. I took a break from politics and news as a whole for a while, but I'm glad this was the one I decided to pick up again.
We appreciate your resilience, Seth!
The right: "we want freedom of speech! Stop policing our speech!"
Also the right: "Ted you called the coup a coup, serve your penance!"
Also the left: "We want freedom of speech! And freedom to choose what happens to our bodies!'
This is not as partisan as the online left tries to make it.
I went to conservative forums on Reddit to try argue the other side, in polite and compromising way, but still got immediately banned for daring to oppose their narrative. Conservatives are some of the biggest snowflakes I have ever encountered, they absolutely cannot tolerate even the slightest criticism
@@krook5158 that's right! Absolutely right! Freedom to choose!! God given freedom!! And they should stop policing our freedom to drink damn it! ... and drive when we want to go home! My god given right to choose whatever I want!! Screw your feelings 🥴🥴
@@SweeterThanPinkCandy they even police our right to not secure ourselves with a seat belt. Truly tragic;-; /s
@@SweeterThanPinkCandy Another weak and disingenuous analogy. Driving has nothing to do with this. A seatbelt and rules are a different topic then the government being able to decide what happens to our bodies.
Stop projecting onto me what you think about dumb right wing Trumpsters.
I am a lefty. This is NOT a partisan issue. Keeping government out of our bodies used to be a leftwing idea...
This is a private big pharma company deciding what we do, where we go and what we are allowed to discuss.
I love Seth Myers; he is top shelf!
Stay safe, Seth. We love you 🙏🙏
Seth’s impressions are killing me! 😂 Adore you Seth!
The Jim Jordan melt down impression was incredible!
I'm glad you're doing well Seth. Sorry you got the covid-19. And I hope you swift recovery and that your family is healthy.
probably because he got his 66th bOOOOSTER!
Amen to that
@@AJ-zu3bk lol nice trolling anti-vaxxer
@@g.d.graham2446 how bad *dåt* info
I literally love the sea captain. He brings perfect balance to your show Seth!
Love the set. It is so soothing.
Glad you're feeling ok! Seriously impressed you're doing this from home.
I'm glad to see you, Seth❣️
Once again the change up is impressive! My dear Sir, you are brilliant to the 5th degree with this new location
Seth : ‘ I’ve done my show from so many places,People think I’m in the witness protection program’ . 😝😂😜
Any place or time you deliver, Seth! No audience, no problem. My own laughter made me forget there was supposed to be one!😂
Glad & thankful you & your family are ok. 🙏🏼. I hope all of us loyal followers help you get through all this craziness as much as you help us out here. Thank you!♥️
I was wondering how Seth makes shows everywhere funny and then it hit me: Seth is hilarious! Like top tier comedian. Seth has great timing, and as we have learned from Betty White, comedy is all about timing.
I personally appreciate audience-less shows. Very, very nice.
AGREED!! I nearly spat out my tea with laughter.
ABSOLUTELY Agreed ✌😎
"I'm sorry, Tucker, I accidentally told the truth. My bad."
-Ted Cruz.
This ☝️
Lol...uh-oh... they're all looking stupified because they've!ever heard anything like it before.
One of these days natural born cu*k Ted Cruz will be phonebanking for Tucker Carlson, just like he did for Trump right after Trump insulted his father and wife.
What a refreshing change of pace. Oops, did I say "refreshing"? I meant "rational".
I was kinda shocked when I heard Ted talking like that. Now I know he didn’t mean a damn word. Such a weirdo.
So glad everyone is well. Nice to see the thorn birds again.
8:15 Tucker’s constant expression is Joey’s “smell the fart acting” method from Friends
Was worried about his health, until he whipped out his Pacino. Seth's doing great.
You can take a man out of impression camp,but you can't take the impression camp out of the man.
So happy The Thorn Birds made it!
That nards-first skateboard landing was TOTALLY epic!
I don't care what anybody says; I want more Seth Pacino! Hoo ah!
So good to see you Seth! I hope you are feeling better 😊
You look like the sea captains wife. Riri ❤️
@@Kelz_X thank you so much! That has got to be the nicest anyone has ever said to me! So thank you so much! 😭😭
So glad to see The Thorn Birds make a cameo! Also, Cabin Fever in the top left is a nice touch. Chef’s kiss
So good. As always.
Don't see anyone else commenting that the Thorn Birds is back so going to bring that up. Keeping an eye on it for any funny business in future episodes.
I know it's been frustrating Seth but we l appreciate you showing up!
The Seth Meyers community is so full of sweethearts and well wishers ❤️
This comments section/Jackal pack is so wholesome and hilarious, my pandemic life is made more bearable by being here 🐾❤
I wish one person that asked Gym Jordan that question would follow up with, "you've had plenty of time to check the records but you still can't answer the question, why is that?"
Love the Thorn Birds back in our lives again!
Also glad to see The Thorn Birds is back also. This is a great segment Seth
Glad to see you well @Seth Meyers
Happy to see you back from whatever secure location they have you in! We all appreciate you.
Great Pacino at the end with Jim Jordan I was laughing my ass off.
Thanks Seth
Oh, my heart sank when I saw you back in a lockdown space. Thank you so much to you and your team for persisting. We love you all.
I’m so happy you’re ok Seth.
I’m boosted too.
Stay safe man!
Aaah, show from home again. Always such a joy. Not even being sarcastic, I like this version better than the studio one.
"I'm starting to think the problem with Ted Cruz is not that he went to Cancun, it's that he came back."
- Jim Acosta
Hahahaha. LEGEND. Hahahahahaha.
I think that would make poor Mexico tear down the wall.
CNN sucks chorizo. Hispanic for any Republican in 24💯💪
@@pf210 - They ALL suck sonny boy,...they ALL suck. Stop worship[ping any of them,..or ANY politician.
The sooner you get that through your teeny tiny noggin', the better off you'll be.
Hope you're feeling okay, Seth.
Not really
I liked the attic. Did notice The Thorn Birds book is on display in this new room. Nice touch! Also like the paint color.
I hope you and the family are doing ok Seth! Really sorry to hear you tested positive. Especially take care of Addie!
Was that Chewbacca line 'Corrections' bait? Everyone knows Chewbacca is the wookiee's name, right? 'A Chewbacca' makes no sense.
(Welcome back Seth, glad you're feeling alright.)
Good catch, dear jackal!
Slow clap for the catch! Well done 👏🐾
And I was beginning to think that the jackals were taking A-day off just to welcome him back lol!
Nice one!
I can’t even watch Cruz humiliate himself. A man who cant doesn’t stand for himself, his father, his wife and throws his daughters under the bus. What a guy.
How can you expect him to stand up for his constituents? Surely Texas can do better.
All to support a seditious, racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, narcissistic, twice impeached, bankrupt, back-stabbing, draft-dodging, science-denying, disinfectant injecting, genocidal dictator loving, pathologically lying porn star fucking _former_ social media influencer.
You're generous with your use of the term "man"
@@wayneburton8168 right? I thought Texans were tough.
That's why it's so dangerous to have politicians like Cruz, if he can't even stand up for himself and his family, how can anyone honestly expect him to stand up for his constituents, his country, the constitution or democracy?
Seth, your hilarious! And your "Pillow Guy" Impersonation?? Is the Best and funniest I have EVER heard. I can't stop laughing!
Thank U for always informing US
You know what's worse than being Cruz? Being one of his unwilling constituents.
Help us, please! - Intelligent Texans
Isn't that an oxymoron? LOL
Push harder for the right to vote him outta office.
We will vote him out.
Who’s job was it to perfectly measure the distance between bookshelves?
Immediate raise. 🙌
Please send 🙏
Thank you for taking Omicron seriously. I really appreciate your work, especially with everything going on.
welcome back Mr Meyers, glad you're on the mend/asymptomatic; sorry that you're cooped up again.
.... it's always a cheering sight, the first thorn birds of spring...
Ted Cruz can't be humiliated. That would require him to have some dignity, pride and some shame. He has none.
The left side of the aisle must be contagious.
@@mikerieck306 projection
@@harbourheightsja2383 they're certainly projecting a good amount of covid given how many antivaxxers are dying
Agreed
Ted Cruz: 'How Many FBI Agents Were Confidential Informants' During Jan. 6 Riot?
FBI director: " I can't answer that.
Ted Cruz: Did any FBI Agents incite riots? ...
FBI director : I can't answer that.
Love Seth. One of these days we'll miss these shows from home...
... perhaps.
Merry Christmas and happy New Year! 🌲
"A" Chewbacca? I see the writers' jackal-baiting game is strong in 2022.
Thank goodness you're doing okay Seth! Salute to your crew to keep the show going! Continue to stay safe!
The zoom room callback was gold
Pitiful!