Sleepy Trump's Lawyers Can't Keep Him Awake in Court; Trump's Chilling Time Interview: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at Trump's lackeys in right-wing media making him seem like a hero for falling asleep during his New York criminal trial.
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  • @samibershadscky9021
    @samibershadscky9021 20 днів тому +1415

    Gives a whole new meaning to “the defense rests”

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 20 днів тому +4

      🥃👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH??

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 20 днів тому +9

      👏👏👏

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 20 днів тому +50

      I am old enough to remember when the news reported on the fact that trump had more “executive time” then work on his schedule. I’m assuming those were nap times.

    • @KiloMintoni-kg4kn
      @KiloMintoni-kg4kn 20 днів тому +4

      ​@@paulyricca3881What does Bob have to do with this?

    • @noahman27
      @noahman27 20 днів тому +5

      Very good!! HA!

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain 20 днів тому +279

    Judge:
    Trump can go to Barron's graduation.
    Barron: *"I object!!"*

    • @KSsoundguy
      @KSsoundguy 20 днів тому +20

      Don’t embarrass me daddy! Lol

    • @momsher1
      @momsher1 20 днів тому

      He never attended any of his other kids graduations but uses his youngest son to play for sympathy with his supporters - what a disgusting man!

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva 20 днів тому +21

      I would object. Plus, poor Eric will have his widdle feewings hurt 'cause Daddy didn't come to his graduation.

    • @wisconsinfarmer4742
      @wisconsinfarmer4742 20 днів тому +8

      he will have to change his name before he's called up for his diploma.

    • @florete2310
      @florete2310 20 днів тому +10

      And then Eric's going like👋🥴: "It's ok dad - you could visit me instead! ... DAAAD!! DAAAD?!?"

  • @amywarhaft8297
    @amywarhaft8297 19 днів тому +26

    The closing message gets me every time. Love that he recorded it special for us Jackals

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 19 днів тому +3

      He does love us! So, I will be watching for Corrections tonight.

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V 19 днів тому +3

      Episode -1 would be epic or something like that haha

  • @Spider-Geek916
    @Spider-Geek916 20 днів тому +39

    I laughed *_WAY_* too hard at the image of Dolt45 with "Rudy eyes." 😆😂

  • @oceanwoods
    @oceanwoods 20 днів тому +377

    If he is falling asleep at his own criminal trial, imagine what happens at all those intelligence meetings

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva 20 днів тому +38

      He didn't even go to them!!!!

    • @florete2310
      @florete2310 20 днів тому +10

      Nah... bet, at those he's much more vivid... because he has a financial interest...

    • @wallyworld2182
      @wallyworld2182 20 днів тому +32

      ​@@MsWarriordivait was all over the news how he wouldn't attend those meetings! And now he's sleeping through his court cases

    • @lexglover
      @lexglover 20 днів тому +43

      I don't think Trump and intelligence have ever met.

    • @hydrocarbon8272
      @hydrocarbon8272 20 днів тому +28

      Lol they had to turn the material into a PICTURE BOOK just to get him to pay any attention. I guess even the president had to ration his ritalin during the great amphetamine famine during his reign of error.

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 20 днів тому +939

    For a device to keep Trump awake in court, I would suggest a shock collar.

    • @ryanc5517
      @ryanc5517 20 днів тому +28

      Give the control to Trump's lead attorney. 😂

    • @stargirlzx
      @stargirlzx 20 днів тому +16

      Lol I didn't see your post . I just said the same thing 👍

    • @patbrennan6572
      @patbrennan6572 20 днів тому +19

      How high a voltage ?

    • @KennethHabeck-yg7ln
      @KennethHabeck-yg7ln 20 днів тому +61

      Kristi Noem could assist in this project.

    • @Wolfboss7
      @Wolfboss7 20 днів тому +27

      Do they come in sizes big enough for his orange neck?

  • @HeyCupertino
    @HeyCupertino 20 днів тому +14

    These court room sketch artists are killin it.

  • @bethlyke1
    @bethlyke1 20 днів тому +45

    I work the night shift and watch your show afterwards every morning. Thank you for making me smile and starting each day with laughter!

  • @jerrywalz9056
    @jerrywalz9056 20 днів тому +416

    You know who's not falling asleep? The Jury.

    • @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1
      @Eileen.Nunya.Bizz1 20 днів тому +25

      👍!

    • @GTP2-zg9tn
      @GTP2-zg9tn 20 днів тому +12

      The Jury is Laughing too much NOT to fall asleep!

    • @michelled8408
      @michelled8408 20 днів тому +3

      They are lucky I'm not a jury member. 😂 I would be sleeping. Whenever I get a jury duty letter I make sure I am excused. My ex husband is able to go to jury duty but he told them " I hate the district attorney and I will side with a criminal over the DA"...

    • @alisonwilson9749
      @alisonwilson9749 19 днів тому +15

      @@michelled8408 So you expect other people to do what is your duty? Freeloading, in other words?

    • @tammylathrop6223
      @tammylathrop6223 19 днів тому +2

      And 3/4 of Americans

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x 20 днів тому +292

    Trump can never say "Sleepy Joe" with a straight face ever again. 😂

    • @CyrilJap
      @CyrilJap 20 днів тому +42

      Don’t underestimate his stupidity.

    • @XAVIERCUERVO
      @XAVIERCUERVO 20 днів тому +30

      you clearly have not been paying attention !!!
      he will say it again and again no doubt

    • @Ottophil
      @Ottophil 20 днів тому

      Its like crooked hillary. His nicknames are all things he hates about himself

    • @lbarbato6425
      @lbarbato6425 20 днів тому +18

      He will.

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 20 днів тому +22

      I am old enough to remember when the news reported on the fact that trump had more “executive time” then work on his schedule. I’m assuming those were nap times.

  • @WaywardVet
    @WaywardVet 20 днів тому +54

    I remember a military buddy who fell asleep during a live fire exercise. He was driving an M2 Bradley, and when it was his time to move... nothing. The TC (vehicle commander) finally woke him up, and they got moving. His excuse was "I was meditating, Sergeant". We never let that euphamism go. I wasn't sleeping, i was meditating! Learned from the guru!

    • @anitadees4223
      @anitadees4223 19 днів тому +4

      Thank you for the laughter. I can totally imagine the look on your Sergeant's face.

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 19 днів тому +2

      Thank you for your service 🙏🏾

    • @demitasse22
      @demitasse22 19 днів тому +1

      lol we had a guy sneak into an empty bay on mids, when we caught him, he’d say “oh I was just praying”

    • @stevehensley5096
      @stevehensley5096 18 днів тому +2

      My great grandfather was in WW2. He said during basic they would sleep standing up at attention during formation.

    • @WaywardVet
      @WaywardVet 17 днів тому

      @@itspersonal3351 Never thank me for my service. I did it for the pay, and they will hire psychopaths. There's a reason i'm wayward vet. Not killer vet.

  • @daniellerounds6135
    @daniellerounds6135 19 днів тому +10

    Thank you Seth for making me laugh! I try to avoid anything dealing with Trump sometimes because it gets so stressful, I fear for the future of America. It's nice to cry laughing instead of just crying 😂

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 20 днів тому +528

    I love Seth's fake interactions between Donald and Melania. They're terrific.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 20 днів тому +1

      🥃👴🏻 ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?

    • @mismissy
      @mismissy 20 днів тому +51

      Almost as good as Linday Graham and MiMaw 😂😂

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 20 днів тому

      @@mismissy
      🥃👴🏻DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH??

    • @chrisarcher1146
      @chrisarcher1146 20 днів тому +31

      "Meeeel?"

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 20 днів тому +32

      It's definitely far better than the fake interaction between the real Donald Trump and Melania.

  • @lynetteray2146
    @lynetteray2146 20 днів тому +33

    Meditating? Trump doesn't have the intellectual capacity to meditate.

  • @anitadees4223
    @anitadees4223 19 днів тому +3

    Seth is FUNNY but also humble, smart and caring, a rare combination.

  • @bulletproofair
    @bulletproofair 19 днів тому +7

    In reference to Biden falling on stairs...if you've ever worn smooth, leather sole shoes you'll know that carpet is their worst enemy. 😂

  • @abc-bu7nr
    @abc-bu7nr 20 днів тому +134

    Meditating, doubtful.
    Medicating, likely.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 20 днів тому

      👗⬅️YOURS??

    • @HelynnHeels
      @HelynnHeels 20 днів тому +6

      @@paulyricca3881 It's so very lame when you malcontents do that oh-so-edgy "comeback".

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 20 днів тому

      @@HelynnHeels
      👨🏻‍🦰 DUH WATT DUHZ DAT MEAN ? DUH

    • @charleswebster2550
      @charleswebster2550 20 днів тому +1

      Jeez Helynn, I thought I was the only one to call a malcontent by name.👍

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 20 днів тому

      @@charleswebster2550
      🥃👴🏻 U ARE BOTH RABBLE- ROUSERS AT COLUMBIA IN NYC. SHAME ON U SHAME ON U .

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 20 днів тому +1531

    It’s absolutely beyond me how anyone can see Trump’s actions and decide to support him.

    • @BenDover-dl2pl
      @BenDover-dl2pl 20 днів тому

      @@bwofficial1776 He did none of those things except the part about the mean tweets, cultist 🤡

    • @bera0014
      @bera0014 20 днів тому +64

      ​@@bwofficial1776 lol, what flavour is the Kool aid dude?

    • @plaidpanda
      @plaidpanda 20 днів тому

      ​@@bwofficial1776 He inherited that economy from Obama (which he took to a record deficit) and did nothing for border security except kill children in detention cages. Congrats, you're the reason Trump loves the uneducated.

    • @premierpollo
      @premierpollo 20 днів тому +2

      9:12 dirt...

    • @janakingking3022
      @janakingking3022 20 днів тому +16

      @@bwofficial1776😅😅😅😊

  • @sonnlich
    @sonnlich 20 днів тому +30

    That end bit telling me to live my life was downright soothing as I watched this in between comforting my screaming child who had his six-week vaccinations today and is VERY MAD ABOUT IT

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V 19 днів тому +6

      There better be a new corrections when I wake up tomorrow.
      _Just kidding. Staying up for that lol._

    • @lloydwilliams4368
      @lloydwilliams4368 19 днів тому +3

      Was he whining more than Trump?

    • @mickjen
      @mickjen 19 днів тому +1

      They are only that small once! Hope today was good!

  • @markcrume
    @markcrume 19 днів тому +8

    The "Rudy Eyes!"was brilliant. Thanks Seth and Staff.

  • @earthmagic2310
    @earthmagic2310 20 днів тому +136

    Thank you Seth for making the nightmare funny. Vote FOUR MORE YEARS with PRES JOE 💙💙💙

  • @bchearne
    @bchearne 20 днів тому +355

    Falling asleep is so strong, so brave. Tremendous energy involved in falling asleep

    • @dariofuentes1544
      @dariofuentes1544 20 днів тому +34

      I saw a UA-cam about police interrogations and what demeanor implies about the suspect. Innocent people are terrified and at attention even when not being interrogated. While the guilty will often take a nap...

    • @vailpcs4040
      @vailpcs4040 20 днів тому +22

      A big man, a strong man, came up to Trump and he said, tears streaming down his face: Mr. Trump, you show so much respect to our courts. It's true.

    • @katiehettinger7857
      @katiehettinger7857 20 днів тому +12

      I love a bit of salt. 😄👍

    • @wgooetrik
      @wgooetrik 20 днів тому +8

      ​@@vailpcs4040strong man that wears womens make up and high heels.

    • @lukenosewalkerbruno
      @lukenosewalkerbruno 20 днів тому

      ​@@dariofuentes1544 Serial killer J*** R***** also fell asleep in court. It doesn't count when he doesn't care or never thinks he's guilty about anything! The guy has no integrity whatsoever and literally thinks that he is infallible. He needs to be taken down and forgotten... like all sociopaths.
      Cheers.

  • @missinterpretation4984
    @missinterpretation4984 19 днів тому +13

    How on earth are the polls tied??? 🤦‍♀️ It’s so disturbing.

    • @warriorwarrior4958
      @warriorwarrior4958 19 днів тому +5

      Cause Democrats don't answer our phones. hahaha

    • @missinterpretation4984
      @missinterpretation4984 19 днів тому +3

      @@warriorwarrior4958 I hope that’s true!!

    • @warriorwarrior4958
      @warriorwarrior4958 19 днів тому +2

      @@missinterpretation4984 2016: 3 million 2020: 7 million. How bigly is he gonna lose in 2024? hahaha #MURIKA #DARKBRANDON2024

    • @amyjackson8725
      @amyjackson8725 16 днів тому

      Most polls are done online and are biased. Look at the number of respondents and their demographics. As of 2022, there were 168 million registered voters. About 33% democrat, 27% republican, most of the rest unaffiliated. The most recent cnn poll was of 1212 people. That is ridiculous. There is no legitimate way to extrapolate that data to reflect tens of millions of people. You may as well take a poll of your neighbors.

    • @thatjillgirl
      @thatjillgirl 14 днів тому +1

      I'm not saying we don't all need to get out and vote when the time comes, but I will say that the last decade has taught us that these kinds of polls aren't the most reliable anymore.

  • @kaliyalla
    @kaliyalla 20 днів тому +19

    Big guy, strong guy, tears … running down from his eyes 😂😂😂😂😂
    Gets me every damn time lmao😂😂😂

  • @peterg5383
    @peterg5383 20 днів тому +68

    Career Federal prosecutor and frequent MSNBC panelist Glenn Kirschner has said that sleeping in court is behavior associated almost exclusively with guilty defendants; the innocent are hyper-engaged in their own defense.

    • @Puschit1
      @Puschit1 19 днів тому +6

      But we are talking of Trump ... I am pretty sure he himself actually believes he is innocent.

    • @dekedarracott2326
      @dekedarracott2326 19 днів тому +5

      The same happens in interrogations. The suspect gets questioned for a while, then when left alone sometimes goes to sleep. That's when they're pretty sure the suspect is guilty.

    • @lacountess
      @lacountess 19 днів тому +3

      He could be doing it for the exact reason his cronies praised him: to undermine the court.

    • @keithad6485
      @keithad6485 13 днів тому

      behavior associated almost exclusively with guilty defendants- how would Kirchner know? I don't trust anything uttered by talking heads on PMSNBC

  • @Seldomane
    @Seldomane 20 днів тому +42

    When someone is only interested in looking at themselves, isn't that the definition of narcissism?

    • @gmun2248
      @gmun2248 20 днів тому +6

      Sounds exactly like my 2 year old nephew every time he sees himself on a screen. Except, with him it's cute bc he smiles & giggles... and he's not supposed to have outgrown egocentrism & developed empathy yet.

  • @Avatar2312
    @Avatar2312 19 днів тому +11

    Stairs are devious.
    They are always up to something and try to bring you down.

  • @dmh123c
    @dmh123c 19 днів тому +4

    Graphics department should get an Emmy for Rudy eyes

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 20 днів тому +47

    Zero % chance drumpf stays awake long enough to hear his son’s name called at graduation.

  • @paulc14
    @paulc14 20 днів тому +359

    How can a former president who tried to overturn an election be allowed to run for president again? It's ridiculous.

    • @noconsent
      @noconsent 20 днів тому

      The Supreme court only cares about the Contitution's original meaning, like an amendment banning oath breakers from holding any office or military position, when it allows them to take away rights of a minority, like ruling abortion isn't a medical procedure that deserves the right to privacy.

    • @avedic
      @avedic 20 днів тому

      Because a LOT of people literally want to end democracy and establish a conservative authoritarian dictatorship. That's how. And us on the left who could stop it? We won't. Why? Because Biden isn't perfect...and we're seemingly incapable of contrasting the relative harm of a Biden versus Trump administration. Also many of us seem incapable of imagining just how bad things CAN get, always assuming things ARE as bad as they can be. That combination of apathy and strict idealism in lieu of pragmatic progress on our side.....with MAGA world's utter rejection of objective reality in favor of a nihilistic will to power......is why Trump is not only "allowed to run again" but will in fact win in November. And we're going to let it happen.

    • @heels-villeshoerepairs8613
      @heels-villeshoerepairs8613 20 днів тому +4

      What a crock.

    • @andybaldman
      @andybaldman 20 днів тому +5

      America.

    • @markbriten6999
      @markbriten6999 20 днів тому

      From the UK. How can a candidate who loses the popular vote become president, pandering to States?

  • @mariadorazio7001
    @mariadorazio7001 19 днів тому +9

    Love creepy Seth at the end telling us not to like this video!
    I liked it as hard as I could! 😂

  • @TheWpgMom
    @TheWpgMom 20 днів тому +10

    OMG! His head stuck in a bucket of chicken like Winnie-the-Pooh 🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x 20 днів тому +236

    How can anyone possibly spin sleeping during your own trial as a positive...Let alone who'd be stupid enough to believe it? 🤨

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 20 днів тому +1

      🥃👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH??

    • @logaandm
      @logaandm 20 днів тому +31

      "...stupid enough to believe it..." and there, is the heart of the matter.

    • @yetiornot5726
      @yetiornot5726 20 днів тому +35

      Fox and Fox viewers. In that order.

    • @chuckt4558
      @chuckt4558 20 днів тому +27

      You've heard trump supporters, right?

    • @berlinkozyreva
      @berlinkozyreva 20 днів тому +12

      MAGA

  • @knotgood9077
    @knotgood9077 20 днів тому +406

    How is the former president going to stay awake at the high school graduation he wishes to attend…just wondering

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 20 днів тому +59

      Because he will be golfing instead.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 20 днів тому +1

      🗣 TRUMP IN 24 MAKE AMERICA WEAR BEAT POET 1954 CLOTHES AGAIN

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 20 днів тому +4

      @@markmac2206
      TRUMP IN 24 MAKE AMERICA BRING BACK STAGECOACHES

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 20 днів тому +51

      $20 says if you asked him what highschool his kid goes to he'd be drawing a blank...

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 20 днів тому

      👨🏻‍🦰 SAVE IRELAND FROM THE CROWN

  • @demitasse22
    @demitasse22 19 днів тому +5

    I’m choking on my bong rip at the thought of Trump contemplatively pacing around a koi pond.
    Seth you are a TREASURE. A man came up to me and told me. Big guy STRONG guy, tears. Tears STREAMING down his face

    • @ericbrooks7892
      @ericbrooks7892 18 днів тому +1

      U know prison is a good place to do a lot of soul searching. He’ll have plenty of time to answer all the universe’s questions like which came first the chicken or the cheeseburger?

    • @demitasse22
      @demitasse22 18 днів тому +1

      @@ericbrooks7892 one thing is for sure: there will be a koi pond

  • @EricScaife-lq2yv
    @EricScaife-lq2yv 19 днів тому +7

    Hey Seth you and the Captain helped me make it through the pandemic and I appreciate it 😊

    • @judylevitt4555
      @judylevitt4555 19 днів тому +3

      Oh how I loved the Captain! Covid nostalgia bgtme...

    • @EricScaife-lq2yv
      @EricScaife-lq2yv 19 днів тому +3

      @@judylevitt4555 I agree 🙂

  • @LordKhabal
    @LordKhabal 20 днів тому +116

    The whole “tears pouring down his face” bit reaches transcendental levels of hilarious when you see how many times Trump does, in fact, say that phrase. Plus “MEL!!!” makes me laugh every time.
    Every. Single. Time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @demitasse22
      @demitasse22 19 днів тому +1

      Goddamnit. It’s never not funny

  • @cman9373
    @cman9373 20 днів тому +33

    When Trump was in The WhiteHouse his nap time was referred to as ''Executive Time''......LOL

  • @Dan-un4jy
    @Dan-un4jy 19 днів тому +6

    Not pimping for subscribers, actually discouraging it, is the best thing I've ever seen on youtube! They should have a special subscriber plaque just for that.😁

    • @L_M_V
      @L_M_V 19 днів тому +1

      He’s been doing it since the last episode of CORRECTIONS

  • @unity1015
    @unity1015 20 днів тому +2

    Trump with the Rudi eyes makes him look like he is auditioning for Seth's Cicadas-Cicadas, the feel good Broadway musical we need right now.

  • @Milaaq302
    @Milaaq302 20 днів тому +46

    Remember, the guilty man sleeps soundly, the innocent man cannot sleep for worry.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 20 днів тому

      👴🏻🥃 JOHN WAYNE IS THE GREATEST STAR OF ALL TIME

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 17 днів тому

      👴🏻🥃 BILL COSBY IN 24

    • @keithad6485
      @keithad6485 13 днів тому

      Sounds like an old wives tale

    • @Milaaq302
      @Milaaq302 13 днів тому

      @@keithad6485 sure, I read it in a book (Terry Pratchett). it's not applicable to all situations, but rather immediately after being arrested. A guilty man knows what's going on and rests, but an innocent man won't sleep well for worry he might be wrongfully punished.

    • @keithad6485
      @keithad6485 13 днів тому

      @@Milaaq302 I am skeptical. I would like to read that book, and, check out the evidence, if any is cited, to examine the evidence myself to find out how the author arrived at his conclusion. Remember, the lie told by the soviets about the murder of thousands of Polish military officers in WW2 who claimed the germans were the murderers. It is now known the Soviets were the murderers, and in the Nuremberg War Trials the claim by the Soviets re these murders was presumed to be true and still is unchallenged as Nuremberg evidence.

  • @TheOfficialTarynTots
    @TheOfficialTarynTots 20 днів тому +78

    I've never seen someone so unconcerned with their criminal trial that they fall asleep. Even serial killers who didn't care if they lived or died still stayed awake during their trials.

    • @warriorwarrior4958
      @warriorwarrior4958 19 днів тому +9

      It's an avoidant coping strategy.

    • @ericbrooks7892
      @ericbrooks7892 18 днів тому +3

      @@warriorwarrior4958 that’s exactly what it is. I can’t believe it never occurred to me even though I’ve done it. Never in court but I’m guilty of same b.s. when I don’t want to engage.

    • @warriorwarrior4958
      @warriorwarrior4958 14 днів тому

      @@ericbrooks7892 Yup. We see it a lot in adolescents.

  • @FinelyAgedGenX1969
    @FinelyAgedGenX1969 19 днів тому +4

    Trump as a president is like that episode of Seinfeld where George Constansa gets a guy to build a bed under his desk so he can nap while at work

  • @telavivjake
    @telavivjake 19 днів тому +3

    They need to have a counter for the number of times they have shown Biden tripping on the stairs.

  • @razzledazzyl
    @razzledazzyl 20 днів тому +109

    7:03 I’m 48, almost half Joe Biden’s age and I do have more trouble going up stairs than him. No joke. Severe hip arthritis sucks.

    • @normaowens7569
      @normaowens7569 20 днів тому +10

      Positive healing energy headed your way right now.

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl 20 днів тому

      @@normaowens7569🙏🙏🙏 Thank you very much.

    • @StLProgressive
      @StLProgressive 20 днів тому +14

      I’m 52, with bone on bone arthritis in my right knee. Just had the left replaced 2 months ago. Biden could run rings around me. 😂

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl 20 днів тому +4

      🙏🙏🙏

    • @themistressofminerals
      @themistressofminerals 20 днів тому +10

      I'm 21 and I have about as much trouble going up the stairs at Joe Biden does 😅 pain knows no age huh!!

  • @DrNancyLivingCoCreatively
    @DrNancyLivingCoCreatively 20 днів тому +32

    He's flipping the bird at the court. He can't read fools. Love you Seth and Kimmel and Colbert. Our Captains life savers. 💙💙💙💙💙

  • @FilmArtPhoto
    @FilmArtPhoto 20 днів тому +3

    Bwaahahaha! 😂FOX throwing out the "Kafkaesque" reference

  • @dbilly7
    @dbilly7 20 днів тому +195

    Hired an attorney to babysit him to NOT sleep. Priceless.

    • @doomoo5365
      @doomoo5365 19 днів тому

      Trump just needs a blankie and pillow guy

    • @MickeyMousePark
      @MickeyMousePark 19 днів тому +15

      that is an expensive babysitter..oh wait Trump does not pay his lawyers ...nevermind...

    • @LittleBlueOwl318
      @LittleBlueOwl318 19 днів тому

      He also pays a lady $100,000 to show him ONLY Pro-Trump news and social media posts to stroke his ego.

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 19 днів тому +8

      What’s even more hilarious is that Trump has been complaining about the high cost of his legal representation. If he’d quit binging on Troth Shoshal all damn night, perhaps he wouldn’t need an extra babysitter in court 😂

  • @TheWasif
    @TheWasif 20 днів тому +83

    “I think I’d fall asleep at my trial. It’s realy boring.”
    Not the flex you think it is when LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE IS ABLE TO STAY AWAKE. 😂😂😂

    • @laurenmalone8335
      @laurenmalone8335 20 днів тому +13

      Right, I fell asleep at an orientation meeting for my job years ago but if I was in a courtroom where I could face jail time, you can guarantee my ass would be awake.

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 20 днів тому +5

      I always fall asleep when I get sent to conferences or training sessions. Thank goodness they send the notes😂

    • @Richard_Nickerson
      @Richard_Nickerson 20 днів тому +2

      Really*

    • @jdwinks40
      @jdwinks40 19 днів тому

      They're appealing to simple folks who wouldn't find days and days of a trial engaging or entertaining enough to stay awake for. They're telling them, "See?! Trump is just like you! Vote for the one who is like you!" It's all a scam.

  • @zedmelon
    @zedmelon 20 днів тому +5

    It is absolutely unfuckingbelievable that a former president routinely prompts grown adults to pretend on television that napping in a court of law is somehow heroic, admirable, or even respectable.

  • @ratgirl13
    @ratgirl13 19 днів тому +2

    Liking and subscribing Seth Meyers. You’re a doll!

  • @jeffb.6642
    @jeffb.6642 20 днів тому +147

    After seeing the "Rudy Eyes" on Trump, I think I'm going to be the one who is always awake.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 20 днів тому

      🥃👴🏻 ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?

    • @arlanstrong1424
      @arlanstrong1424 20 днів тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MsWarriordiva
      @MsWarriordiva 20 днів тому +3

      You mean woke?! 😂😂😂

    • @leafyrox
      @leafyrox 20 днів тому +11

      The graphics department earned their pay with that one.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 19 днів тому

      @@leafyrox
      👴🏻🥃 NIP IT, NIP IT IN THE BUD.

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 20 днів тому +224

    I would say Donald was praying, & not sleeping. But, We know He ONLY PREYS!! 🗣💯

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 20 днів тому

      👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH??

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 20 днів тому +1

      @@paulyricca3881, Cry somewhere else MAGA TROLL!! 🗣💯

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 20 днів тому +7

      @@paulyricca3881, Crying MAGA!!🤣🤣

    • @KeithJackson-ux7eh
      @KeithJackson-ux7eh 20 днів тому +4

      Zing 😂

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 20 днів тому

      @@S.Shea2432
      👨🏻‍🦰 SAVE IRELAND FROM THE CROWN

  • @michelled8408
    @michelled8408 20 днів тому +3

    I am 54 and I have tripped going up the stairs several times. I recently fell down the stairs and broke my foot.. 😂

  • @d.w.stratton4078
    @d.w.stratton4078 19 днів тому +2

    Jackal here: you said you had ONE more thing to say but you had SEVERAL more things to say. 💅🏻

  • @carlosvillanueva8530
    @carlosvillanueva8530 20 днів тому +20

    Everyone in law enforcement knows that the guilty sleep, and the innocent are so worried that they are being falsely accused until they can't sleep.

  • @alias093001
    @alias093001 20 днів тому +94

    Sleeping Donnie needs his beauty sleep. He rants all night and sleeps all day.

    • @magicmarker7047
      @magicmarker7047 20 днів тому

      Yeah, considering his day didn't start till 11 when he was in the White House. Fun fact psychopaths don't sleep.

    • @corgising5606
      @corgising5606 20 днів тому +16

      His beauty sleep isn’t working

    • @douglassmalone-omeally1683
      @douglassmalone-omeally1683 20 днів тому +7

      He's a slumberjack and he's ok...

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. 20 днів тому +2

      @@douglassmalone-omeally1683 He Tweets all night and he rants all day♪

  • @robroaring7175
    @robroaring7175 19 днів тому +2

    4:27 One of those sparky dog collars that you can zap would be my choice!😊

  • @parksbpknit
    @parksbpknit 19 днів тому +2

    Oh how I would love to kmow what the lawyers on the jury are thinking!

  • @cynthiabotsko2449
    @cynthiabotsko2449 20 днів тому +65

    That's how we describe Pathological narcissism 😮

  • @jacobgood4842
    @jacobgood4842 20 днів тому +469

    I prefer my presidents that actually stay awake and is alert and doesn’t have to be woken up by his lawyers

    • @mackswellgg
      @mackswellgg 20 днів тому +27

      What a low bar America has

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 20 днів тому +29

      ​@@mackswellggTrump slithered under it.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 20 днів тому +1

      👨🏻‍🦰 SAVE IRELAND FROM THE CROWN

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 20 днів тому

      @@mackswellgg
      👗⬅️YOURS?

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 20 днів тому

      @@markmac2206
      🥃👴🏻 ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE?

  • @matthuck378
    @matthuck378 20 днів тому +4

    I watch Colbert, Meyers, and Kimmel clips on YT. It's really funny at the end when Seth says "don't just watch Kimmel clips"...Because that's what I'm probably doing.

  • @Mr.N3cro
    @Mr.N3cro 19 днів тому +2

    Giving him papers to play with, is like giving a child a toy to play with.

  • @user-qj7yf9hv8o
    @user-qj7yf9hv8o 20 днів тому +93

    Love Seth, makes me giggle when there is so little to giggle about these days.

  • @GaryToftheNorth
    @GaryToftheNorth 20 днів тому +68

    Trump: “Farts can’t be heard if your asleep, that’s the rule.”

    • @karensellers7862
      @karensellers7862 20 днів тому +5

      People say that Trump stinks. Probably because he's always farting

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 20 днів тому +1

      🥃👴🏻 DUHZ ANYBAHDY REMEMBAH LAFFTAH??

    • @Dan-Simms
      @Dan-Simms 20 днів тому +5

      Probably has a full diaper

    • @publicuser2534
      @publicuser2534 20 днів тому +6

      I am old enough to remember when the news reported on the fact that trump had more “executive time” then work on his schedule. I’m assuming those were nap times.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 20 днів тому +2

      "You smelt it you dealt it" which also explains his book Fart of the deal.

  • @jharris3267
    @jharris3267 20 днів тому +2

    So the party of law and order is screaming “I fought the law and the law can stick it”! Man so many years of tough on crime rhetoric and it simply was just rules for thee but not for me. Hypocrites.😒

  • @donnabrown4195
    @donnabrown4195 19 днів тому +3

    If he does get back into the White House the Oval Office will need daybeds instead of sofas

  • @theuntappedtable3487
    @theuntappedtable3487 20 днів тому +97

    The Rudy eyes on Trump was like taking your helmet off on Mars in Total Recall. Nightmare fuel!

    • @parkus65
      @parkus65 19 днів тому +4

      I hope Graphics gets a special call out in this week's Corrections for this masterpiece.

    • @colinsellers1143
      @colinsellers1143 19 днів тому

      Dont quit your day job. i seen that pathetic youtube channel of yours

    • @artbargra
      @artbargra 19 днів тому

      I need one of MiB's neuralizers to get rid of that image.

  • @ryshow9118
    @ryshow9118 20 днів тому +17

    Shout-out to graphics for the incredible work today

  • @telavivjake
    @telavivjake 19 днів тому +3

    Maybe they should give him a placemat for coloring and activities like they do for toddlers in a restaurant.

  • @MisterTingles
    @MisterTingles 20 днів тому +2

    the orange Buddha was deep in meditation, contemplating his after-court fast food order, once he reached Near-Wawa

  • @morpheus2573
    @morpheus2573 20 днів тому +24

    Sleeping is his only way to make it all go away. 😴

  • @therealdler
    @therealdler 20 днів тому +17

    The "rudy eyes" made me bellylaugh 😂😂😂

  • @johnnytony593
    @johnnytony593 19 днів тому +1

    That reverse or (indiferent) psychology works, I gave him a like.

  • @Marlorn
    @Marlorn 20 днів тому +1

    Rude guiliani eyes meme will never get old. 😁

  • @CannotBBlank
    @CannotBBlank 20 днів тому +26

    "Build the wall. Namaste."
    😂💀

  • @l.a.gothro3999
    @l.a.gothro3999 20 днів тому +20

    Calvin, in one Calvin & Hobbes strip, cut a ping-pong ball in half, used a marker to put black dots where the pupils should be, and put them over his eyes so he could fall asleep in class. Unfortunately for him, he looked as though he'd drank five pots of coffee.

  • @staceyduncan7490
    @staceyduncan7490 19 днів тому +1

    Omg! Serh your writers are on fire and your delivery is fcn PERFECT!

  • @aman11283
    @aman11283 17 днів тому +1

    oh god the meditation bit, dying 😆

  • @Persephonetoo
    @Persephonetoo 20 днів тому +28

    The stack of papers is all Trump-positive articles with pictures. The Meides Touch calls it his "picture book".

    • @24Wynn
      @24Wynn 20 днів тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CraftHarlot
      @CraftHarlot 20 днів тому +5

      We used to do this for dementia patients - give them memory books.

  • @snowsim
    @snowsim 20 днів тому +28

    Anytime I'm having a bad day, watching a new _A Closer Look_ gives me an immediate boost. This time, hearing the Maharishi became the big guy, strong/spiritual guy, tears pouring down his face made me shout with laughter at the delightful combination of surprise and warm comfort of a favourite trope. Thanks, Seth!

  • @johnrusselljr89
    @johnrusselljr89 19 днів тому +1

    Seth you're the 👑 pure comedy ROYALTY!

  • @benjaminmerrill2926
    @benjaminmerrill2926 20 днів тому +59

    Oh God, the Koi pond line was exquisite. Respect.

  • @jspres86
    @jspres86 20 днів тому +27

    He wasn't asleep, he was composing a haiku.
    "This chair is squeaky,
    I want Ivanka so bad,
    Good old KFC."

    • @PlutoTheSecond
      @PlutoTheSecond 20 днів тому

      I'm pretty sure he doesn't even know what a haiku is.

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. 20 днів тому

      he doesn't want to eat a chair

  • @NancyBrown-iw7vh
    @NancyBrown-iw7vh 19 днів тому +1

    I love Seth; truthful and so funny!

  • @gwhitaker7862
    @gwhitaker7862 19 днів тому +1

    I think that when he leans in to watch himself on the monitor, it is just that, leaning in TO WATCH HIMSELF!! I think he fascinates himself!

  • @debranielsen2002
    @debranielsen2002 20 днів тому +62

    Maybe they should issue a cattle prod to the security guard to keep him alert.

  • @Typhis19
    @Typhis19 20 днів тому +29

    man the big guy strong guy, tears in his eyes bits are always so funny. lmao

  • @debidaigle7921
    @debidaigle7921 20 днів тому +1

    I always thought “ at rest” meant someone had passed away!! We could only be so lucky.

  • @DraknusX
    @DraknusX 19 днів тому +1

    We were all expecting the Rudy impression after the bunkbeds and then we got that cursed image... Good play.

  • @redzinnia
    @redzinnia 20 днів тому +95

    I want this trial to be aired on air LIVE so badly!

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 20 днів тому +14

      Yeah, but that would put the lives of the jury and the courtworkers at risk.

    • @cousinevey
      @cousinevey 19 днів тому

      ME TOO!!!

    • @leonnisson1435
      @leonnisson1435 19 днів тому +4

      If this trial was live they wouldn't be able to keep Trump quiet. Trump would probably play his feel sorry for me violin and the trial would never end. 🎻🎶😢

    • @LoganRexus
      @LoganRexus 19 днів тому

      Absolutely not! If this was being televised, he wouldn’t be acting this way; the man *loves* showboating to an audience. If there were cameras, Trump would find a way to use them to distract from the actual facts of the case. His attorneys would no longer need try convince the jury, when instead they could create soundbites about this trial being a sham. And the media would repeat and amplify that message daily. not just the conservative networks, but also the “liberal media” who even after all these years cannot help but act like Trump’s team argues in good faith. And it would be ratings gold.

  • @d-entrecasteaux
    @d-entrecasteaux 20 днів тому +13

    Dosey Don will sleep through Barron’s graduation. 😂

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 20 днів тому +1

    A stack of papers?
    Give him a tablet and set it to the 10 hours video of jingling keys! 🔑

  • @stan4now
    @stan4now 20 днів тому +145

    Painting Rudy's eyes on Trump's eyelids almost made me choke, Seth. I coulda died having dinner. How many times have I said, "No surprise jokes."

    • @PhillipArthur-yn2ld
      @PhillipArthur-yn2ld 19 днів тому +9

      I literally paused on that part and laughed out loud. I imagine that would be the look he'd get when the person in front of him got the last bucket of fried chicken 😂

    • @LittleBlueOwl318
      @LittleBlueOwl318 19 днів тому +8

      He made me laugh/snort coffee up my nose! I have got to stop drinking a beverage when watching Seth, Jimmy and Stephen

    • @Rattus-Norvegicus
      @Rattus-Norvegicus 19 днів тому

      ​@@LittleBlueOwl318Check out Cody's Showdy from Some More News.

    • @dancepiglover
      @dancepiglover 19 днів тому +6

      To be fair, you should know by now how dangerous it is to try eating while watching Seth.

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 19 днів тому +6

      I have been waiting for someone in late night to paint dump’s eyelids since day one! The result is even better than anticipated! Thanks Seth and your awesome graphics team! 💪🏾😂🤣😭😝😘👍🏾

  • @EastSider48215
    @EastSider48215 20 днів тому +19

    “Lackeys” is a very polite way of saying sycophants and catamites.

    • @paolovantassel1989
      @paolovantassel1989 20 днів тому +5

      Other terms would be "henchmen" "accomplices" "co-conspirators" or "cultists".

  • @aleks-33
    @aleks-33 19 днів тому

    The new ending of this video killed me 😂 love seeing the "Corrections" style in these videos haha

  • @joannejohnson7006
    @joannejohnson7006 16 днів тому

    Thank you Seth

  • @Richard--
    @Richard-- 20 днів тому +14

    Had to hit pause, back it up and make a screen shot of Trump with Rudy eyes...that was freaking hilarious. 😂

  • @_ian2800
    @_ian2800 20 днів тому +58

    That suitcase with the hair poking out!!!

    • @snowsim
      @snowsim 20 днів тому +2

      The hair & the long red tie! That and the Rudy Eyes eyelids were graphics dept perfection. 🎯

    • @itspersonal3351
      @itspersonal3351 19 днів тому

      At first I thought it was a squirrel’s tail. Had to pause and rewind to double check 😂🤣

  • @jenniferneedham5514
    @jenniferneedham5514 20 днів тому +1

    Loved the Rudy eyes painted on the eyelids 👀