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  • Опубліковано 20 тра 2024
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    Chapter:
    0:00 Nice Logic
    0:33 Toffee
    2:09 Brown Butter
    3:47 Dry Ingredients
    4:20 Other Ingredients
    5:44 Toppings
    6:45 Shaping
    7:33 Baking One
    8:02 Final Bake
    9:27 IG Comments
    9:39 Taste Test
    10:26 Review
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  • @goobick6691
    @goobick6691 10 місяців тому +24953

    its actually incredible how inedible all your ingredients looks

    • @luiscova9007
      @luiscova9007 10 місяців тому +2017

      He is truly a relatable home cook

    • @VeryThickBoy
      @VeryThickBoy 10 місяців тому +170

      bars

    • @Xsoskeleton
      @Xsoskeleton 10 місяців тому +658

      the reality of home cooking

    • @Grim67894
      @Grim67894 10 місяців тому +467

      The ingredients are literally the same it’s all lighting and camera angles

    • @goobick6691
      @goobick6691 10 місяців тому +704

      @@Grim67894 no dude idk what he did with that toffee but that shit wasn't right

  • @pipstiny
    @pipstiny 10 місяців тому +14284

    It is scary how often your food looks nothing like what the recipes looks like. I love this channel so much.

    • @eugeemz6591
      @eugeemz6591 10 місяців тому +707

      Its litterally the reality of following a youtube recepie by the book and not with your gut

    • @Bobbobbob984
      @Bobbobbob984 10 місяців тому +370

      He really doesn't follow them very carefully tho. He just used a random number of eggs and yolks.

    • @RetroRaine
      @RetroRaine 10 місяців тому +323

      The video and the description contradicted each other which is why he did that though.

    • @Idkagoodname-wq8ms
      @Idkagoodname-wq8ms 10 місяців тому +34

      @@eugeemz6591fax, by the book always ends up shit

    • @justduro1527
      @justduro1527 10 місяців тому +93

      ​​@@Idkagoodname-wq8msidk man, sometimes i follow a recipe by the book and most of the time it ends up pretty well

  • @CasplenYT
    @CasplenYT 10 місяців тому +4011

    Just in case anyone genuinely wanted to know, resting your cookie dough gives time for the flour to hydrate and the flavours to blend and mature, resulting in a better tasting cookie. Even just resting it for an hour will give noticeable results. Also I worked in a bakery once.

    • @laksmiranilim3903
      @laksmiranilim3903 9 місяців тому +166

      "Also I worked in a bakery once." "Trust me Bro" 7:07 😂😂😂 (also thats kinda interesting that flour gets hydrated bc of that)

    • @howellaboutno9500
      @howellaboutno9500 9 місяців тому +95

      Also it lets the fat solidify so it doesn’t spread into flat nothingness

    • @xDiananas
      @xDiananas 8 місяців тому +13

      I totally love your « trust me bro » no jk of course. It’s basic bakery stuff

    • @EmuachPuff
      @EmuachPuff 8 місяців тому +5

      So is it okay to let the dough rest more than 36 hour?

    • @howellaboutno9500
      @howellaboutno9500 8 місяців тому +13

      @@EmuachPuff yeah it can go for like, five days bro

  • @ArkayeCh
    @ArkayeCh 10 місяців тому +2085

    This channel is proof that good lighting is like 80% of every cooking video.

    • @nikakhaiauri3478
      @nikakhaiauri3478 8 місяців тому +33

      But I don't understand how they turn out good in the videos when they follow the same steps

    • @nikakhaiauri3478
      @nikakhaiauri3478 8 місяців тому +22

      Like are they secretly using some other recipe that they're witholding from the public?

    • @mimoleta
      @mimoleta 8 місяців тому +111

      ​​​@@nikakhaiauri3478 Hope I'm understanding what you mean but technique and knowledge is also a big part, not just the recipe.
      Anyone can mix water and sugar, not everyone knows the stages of caramel and that if you stir past boiling stage you risk crystallizing the sugar.

    • @nikakhaiauri3478
      @nikakhaiauri3478 8 місяців тому +17

      @@mimoleta I get that, but its just interesting how two people following the same instructions can end up with such different results. After adding the same set of ingredients into a pan, putting it on medium heat and stirring it as instructed one looked like caramel and the other looked like urine and feces at that point

    • @ahoycaptain5065
      @ahoycaptain5065 7 місяців тому +20

      @@nikakhaiauri3478 nope, this guy had it on higher heat
      The sugar and the butter are supposed to melt at the same time. I. This video however, the butter melted first.

  • @alvemaster3877
    @alvemaster3877 10 місяців тому +4821

    Your toffee may have seperated because your heat was too high. Your butter seemed to melt before the sugar when its supposed to melt at the same time, this also removes the risk of the butter tasting burnt.

    • @0Josipa0
      @0Josipa0 10 місяців тому +52

      Thank you for this!

    • @seankarlsen9439
      @seankarlsen9439 10 місяців тому +80

      also to make toffie you need pure butter without oil and other "butter fillers"

    • @matilyn_rf
      @matilyn_rf 10 місяців тому +46

      also noticed the OG video has a hot dry pan before butter is added

    • @jackhockey444
      @jackhockey444 9 місяців тому +46

      I have made toffee a lot of times and this happened because he did not pack the brown sugar so there was much less than there should be.

    • @xDiananas
      @xDiananas 8 місяців тому +69

      @@jackhockey444that’s why grams are better 😂 because every cup can weigh differently and in doing sweet stuff, where it’s all about chemical stuff, reactions etc, you need the right amount of stuff and not « approximately »

  • @Setashi
    @Setashi 10 місяців тому +10087

    It's honestly pretty embarrassing how excited I get whenever I see a new upload from you.

    • @cookiek1637
      @cookiek1637 10 місяців тому +40

      Fr

    • @by4ku963
      @by4ku963 10 місяців тому +51

      honestly 😭

    • @zevelgamer.
      @zevelgamer. 10 місяців тому +8

      Fr

    • @calebkind2020
      @calebkind2020 10 місяців тому +42

      ikr like i feel like bro aint poor and just has no dedication

    • @witika7151
      @witika7151 10 місяців тому +3

      Fr.

  • @OwaisAbbasiMrWOLF
    @OwaisAbbasiMrWOLF 4 місяці тому +140

    The way he follows every step but end up with something totally different is so relatable.

    • @mjames3662
      @mjames3662 21 день тому

      Just because you do something that roughly resembles the necessary steps doesn't mean you'll get a similar outcome. It'd be like asking a 3yr old to color in the same picture as a trained art student and being shocked that you got different results... 🤯

  • @softdrinks3169
    @softdrinks3169 10 місяців тому +447

    Rules of cookie shape and texture.
    1. A larger ball will result in a larger wider cookie. This also comes down to what egg mixture you used. As we see in the video wrong egg mixture = wrong consistency
    2. A higher temp and shorter bake time will result in a cookie that’s crisp on the outside while still gooey on the inside.
    3. Cookies come in every shape and size. Do what you like

    • @yoavhelfman1888
      @yoavhelfman1888 23 дні тому +3

      what would the right egg mixture be for this recipe? 2 or 4?

    • @mrmasrawy92
      @mrmasrawy92 19 днів тому

      Also I thought maybe he had heat on too high for the butter (for cookie dough not toffee), and probably overmixed a little with bad technique, and maybe that explains the flatness and crustiness of the cookie..?

  • @jinception01
    @jinception01 10 місяців тому +7077

    Please never change your style of video. The shitty, monotone, don't care style of video is better than crack and it always makes my day

    • @Joelgoalz
      @Joelgoalz 10 місяців тому

      on the contrary have u seen crack

    • @ardianharith4458
      @ardianharith4458 10 місяців тому +39

      Yeah mate, the final part is gold. The fork drop😂

    • @namhald4426
      @namhald4426 10 місяців тому +37

      Obviously haven’t tried crack

    • @oye6124
      @oye6124 10 місяців тому +45

      also not saturating the video is good so the viewer may know what the recipe would actually look like

    • @squidipie8482
      @squidipie8482 9 місяців тому +3

      Better than crwck? That's very unnecessary

  • @MisterNightfish
    @MisterNightfish 10 місяців тому +4311

    You can get rid of the fly by clapping your hands while the fly is in the space between your hands.

    • @FutureCanoe
      @FutureCanoe  10 місяців тому +850

      I’m dying 😂

    • @sahilrahman5066
      @sahilrahman5066 10 місяців тому +124

      @@FutureCanoe I mean he is on to something there

    • @ethanhancock462
      @ethanhancock462 10 місяців тому +32

      ​@@FutureCanoegood

    • @HunterfromtheFuture
      @HunterfromtheFuture 10 місяців тому +52

      @@FutureCanoe I sometimes use a vacuum cleaner and just suck those pesky critters down into the bag of mysteries, not sure what happens to them after but they never seem to find their way out again.
      A more patient and less noisy person might prefer leaving out a glass with a little vinegar and a drop of dishwashing detergent to break the surface tension, much like an anime waifu this will attract them and leave them slowly drowning filled with regrets about their life choices.
      Oh, and also remember to throw out any old food/fruit laying around otherwise they will just keep breeding.
      Good luck, buddy.

    • @cyanxDD
      @cyanxDD 10 місяців тому +13

      ​@@FutureCanoeactually the fly is dying...

  • @owenklein1917
    @owenklein1917 10 місяців тому +586

    That first toffee you made was definitely the most delicious and appetizing thing I’ve ever seen

    • @xcileter2063
      @xcileter2063 9 місяців тому +81

      It looks like a diarrhea 💀😭 im sorry

    • @yangizabeth8233
      @yangizabeth8233 8 місяців тому +91

      You were held on a gunpoint to write this, weren't you?

    • @aurora_skonyt
      @aurora_skonyt 6 місяців тому +3

      @@xcileter2063 ikr that's what I was thinking

  • @MiroslawHorbal
    @MiroslawHorbal 8 місяців тому +106

    This is easily one of the best cooking channels on all of youtube. I really like the fact that sometimes the food is also edible.

  • @17nero44
    @17nero44 10 місяців тому +4580

    I am thoroughly convinced that The day you get a stand mixer is the day you break all your limits and ascend to a culinary god.

    • @BrewsLament
      @BrewsLament 10 місяців тому +158

      its like hes doing it with training weights on

    • @PelleFixar
      @PelleFixar 10 місяців тому +99

      @@BrewsLament bro is the rock lee of cooking

    • @mrclueuin
      @mrclueuin 10 місяців тому +9

      We can only hope. 🤞

    • @HeythereItsmehaggasur
      @HeythereItsmehaggasur 10 місяців тому +2

      I think he has one
      I've seen it In some videos

    • @mohannadalmalki3986
      @mohannadalmalki3986 9 місяців тому

      ​@@PelleFixar😂

  • @ketaminejohnson1973
    @ketaminejohnson1973 10 місяців тому +5020

    HES EVOLVING HE FIXED THE TOFFEE KINDA

    • @filthycasual1603
      @filthycasual1603 10 місяців тому +10

      what’d he do wrong j wondering

    • @JonDeibeljr
      @JonDeibeljr 10 місяців тому +300

      @@filthycasual1603if I had to guess, he cooked it over too high of a heat which caused it to split

    • @empiyrr2133
      @empiyrr2133 10 місяців тому +52

      @@filthycasual1603what wasn’t wrong with his first toffee

    • @wittekPL
      @wittekPL 10 місяців тому +74

      ​@@JonDeibeljrit never emulsified in the first place, like he said on the second take that now he will actually mix it like recipe said.

    • @JACpotatos
      @JACpotatos 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@@filthycasual1603the ingredients weren't mixed properly

  • @sarahossain1502
    @sarahossain1502 4 місяці тому +28

    I honestly admire the radioactiveness of your food at the end (and at the start) no matter how easy and foolproof the recipe is. This channel is like no other.

  • @azurecerulean1279
    @azurecerulean1279 9 місяців тому +10

    i love how you don't add anything extra like lights and stuff because it makes it that much more relatable of a video

  • @jarrish2040
    @jarrish2040 10 місяців тому +2239

    I find that flies are generally attracted to garbage (I used to work at a dump) so perhaps buying fresher ingredients which are not expired could help with your bug problem. Hope this helps 👍

    • @Krysk_SK
      @Krysk_SK 10 місяців тому +234

      💀

    • @yusinu6642
      @yusinu6642 10 місяців тому +45

      💀

    • @bogged6934
      @bogged6934 10 місяців тому +38

      ☠️

    • @kangkhita
      @kangkhita 10 місяців тому +77

      Yooooo you flamed him 💀

    • @El_Descarriado
      @El_Descarriado 10 місяців тому +169

      Can't be true because flies love coming into my room and there's no garbage there, just me.
      😐

  • @brandiwelch727
    @brandiwelch727 10 місяців тому +612

    I can't begin to tell you the amount of serotonin I get from watching these videos 😆 congrats on almost 240k! I've been here since 14k and since 56k on TikTok! Keep it up ❤

  • @tomwanders6022
    @tomwanders6022 7 місяців тому +15

    I know a lot of people say this, but this is by far the best cooking channel I have found.
    The self bashing, is a really fun change, from the pretenciousness many other have.
    Also your editing is amazing.

  • @quokka_bbokari
    @quokka_bbokari 10 місяців тому +24

    10:21 I love how he went to get the ligma fork and throw it drop on the counter 😂😊

  • @alisonstegall8588
    @alisonstegall8588 10 місяців тому +770

    FYI… from the shape and consistency of your cookie it looks like your butter to flour ratio was off. Also the point to resting is to let the butter solidify again. Also if you want a taller cookie add some cornstarch to the flour mix and shape the cookie into a “tube” about the width and height of a 2in chode the taller the cookie dough the less it will spread out. Ok bye!

    • @auntlynnie
      @auntlynnie 10 місяців тому +71

      I wonder if his baking soda may be a little stale, too.

    • @Slinkwater
      @Slinkwater 10 місяців тому +115

      Also, he used lighter sugar. From what I recall, darker brown sugar slows spread and enhances chewiness.

    • @buschacha
      @buschacha 10 місяців тому +59

      @@Slinkwaterhe additional molasses in dark brown vs light brown sugar may be adding a noteworthy amount of moisture that his are missing but I don’t know, I’m not a food scientist

    • @alisonstegall8588
      @alisonstegall8588 10 місяців тому +84

      I think I main problem is the fact it is a tasty video. Lol also I have never seen a technique where you don’t “cream” the butter and sugar together before hand, with this step you are literally adding the ingredient air to your cookie. It’s called Mechanical Leavening. Which would help if his baking soda was stale. Also I have realized I am old now because I’m watching a dude beat it on the couch with a ligma fork, but I’m more concerned with why the cookie turned out that way. 😂 lol

    • @neondead2.0.15
      @neondead2.0.15 10 місяців тому +7

      ​@@alisonstegall8588you are not old, you just embraced the cooking powder. I mean power* 😉

  • @DoodooBeeB
    @DoodooBeeB 10 місяців тому +40

    8:40 it’s the temperature. Colder butter in your dough keeps the shape of your cookie and gives it that texture. Next time you could try just put the dough in the freezer for 20-30 mins, the result would be the same.

  • @connernelson8124
    @connernelson8124 5 місяців тому +2

    I was dying when you were pouring out the first batch of toffee, I love this channel, and this is my first video I’ve seen so far. I’m glad to be apart of the 1M subs! ❤

  • @dimasgood6003
    @dimasgood6003 9 місяців тому +2

    Bro I found this channel just couple days ago and I cant stop watching it.
    And the funniest thing is that I watch it NOT for a recipe, but just to see how DIFFERENTLY your food looks from the original recipe wahahahahahah

  • @kellyfitzpatrick527
    @kellyfitzpatrick527 10 місяців тому +280

    For fruit flies - get a ramekin and put apple cider vinegar mixed with a little dish soap, cover in plastic wrap and poke some holes in it- they fly into the holes and get stuck in the dish soap 😬 10 years in nyc and it never failed me

    • @MrFuzziiWuzzii
      @MrFuzziiWuzzii 10 місяців тому +3

      Alternatively you can twist paper into a cone and put that in the opening. I use kombucha bottles as they have a good size bore and are fairly tall

    • @767corp
      @767corp 10 місяців тому +4

      Or maybe clean your place for once in a life time? If you don't live in trash there won't be bugs around.

    • @flamingmilk8266
      @flamingmilk8266 8 місяців тому +28

      ​@@767corpstupid take especially so if you live in areas with high levels of vegetation

    • @caesarsalad1170
      @caesarsalad1170 5 місяців тому +1

      @@flamingmilk8266 Last time I checked NYC has high levels of concrete and metal, not vegetation 🤣😂

    • @unknownperson8527
      @unknownperson8527 18 годин тому

      ​@@767corp not true lmao. If you have fresh fruit over the counter and have to wait for garbage disposal trucks to arrive, insects will thrive somewhere along or inside your home

  • @greenuvlight
    @greenuvlight 10 місяців тому +112

    Now he doesn't even wear pants anymore he's gone off the charts he's a madman

  • @jgoldian47
    @jgoldian47 10 місяців тому +3

    Got recommended this because i've gotten into cooking and making yummy homemade meals all ususally healthier and just decided to give this a quick glance and not gonna lie man. You got yourself an upvote, i like your humor lol. Keep it up

  • @esausantibanez3702
    @esausantibanez3702 7 місяців тому

    I just discovered your channel and I’m DEAD!!! Hahaha 😂😂. Love your style bro. Relatable and humorous at the same time.

  • @meakimon
    @meakimon 10 місяців тому +38

    Tip for getting rid of those tiny flies:
    Find a small glass, fill it 1/3 with water, then fill it with white vinegar until you can smell the white vinegar.
    Finally, push in some dish soap.
    I like to put some plastic wrap on top with a small hole in it.
    That way the flies get it, but have a harder time getting out.
    I like to put it someplace the flies like to hang out, by the sink(if you don't mind looking at the glass being filled with flies) or if the cupboard that houses the trash and most importantly the food trash.

  • @LiviCG91
    @LiviCG91 10 місяців тому +186

    You make me feel like it’s ok to attempt things. Sometimes maybe good, sometimes it looks like shit ❤ I’ve definitely messed up many recipes 😅

  • @serkyjerky3519
    @serkyjerky3519 10 місяців тому +13

    All the cooking channels I've watched up to this point and you're the first one I've ever seen actually EXPLAIN the Maillard Reaction.

  • @uhohspaghet
    @uhohspaghet 9 місяців тому

    Omg that looks amazing, I’ll definitely make that when I’m not on my diet 😭😭

  • @benJ432
    @benJ432 10 місяців тому +22

    6:17 "just give me a second i just need to get my story straight my friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the empire state"

    • @lily5458
      @lily5458 10 місяців тому

      my lover she’s waiting for me just across the bar my seats been taken by some sunglasses asking bout a scar anddd

  • @fuckboi_killa
    @fuckboi_killa 10 місяців тому +58

    The best recipes are in cookbooks that youve never heard of, or its in The Joy Of Cooking

  • @lucybickerton4573
    @lucybickerton4573 9 місяців тому +2

    THE FIRST TOFFEE POUR SENT ME

  • @Cadence1986
    @Cadence1986 10 місяців тому +2

    I can genuinely see improvement in your baking through these videos.

  • @Baphometiswatchingyou
    @Baphometiswatchingyou 10 місяців тому +3

    I love watching you cooking, you're such a sweet dude, never stop please. Congrats on almost 240k! ✨

  • @Raymond..
    @Raymond.. 10 місяців тому +73

    1:33 what the hell was that bro 💀💀

  • @nurarifatulhudashahrulniza9298
    @nurarifatulhudashahrulniza9298 9 місяців тому

    The first minute of your cooking already looked different from the original recipe😮
    Relatable af
    Love ur channel

  • @bp_cherryblossomtree723
    @bp_cherryblossomtree723 10 місяців тому +61

    This video opens my mind how I bake. I do not suck at baking, the ingredients in Tasty are never going to look as good no matter what. Thanks to your channel for giving me positive vibes

    • @skrelvthemite
      @skrelvthemite 4 місяці тому

      yeah when I made it my toffee liked like the weird yellow gloop but seeing his second toffee (not the first I don't know what he did to that...) it looked almost the same so I know I didn't do something wrong

  • @antonytheocharidis9576
    @antonytheocharidis9576 10 місяців тому +147

    My cookies looked pretty similar to yours prior to cooking, but the end result was so insanely perfect that I couldn't wait to see how yours came out too since I'm a cooking noob myself. Glad to see yours went well as well

    • @SAYSTHEONEWITHFANDOMUSERNAM
      @SAYSTHEONEWITHFANDOMUSERNAM 10 місяців тому

      Bad Eire
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      Polish, Lithuanian, Romanian, Bulgarian, American and Irish (but no one gives a shit about this one)
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      Socialism
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      Awoken-from-a-drunken-stupor-o'clock

    • @SAYSTHEONEWITHFANDOMUSERNAM
      @SAYSTHEONEWITHFANDOMUSERNAM 10 місяців тому

      Ireland (Irish: That Feckin' Island) is the boggy, green mound located a fair bit west of Japan and is renowned for its rolling drunks, being a former Soviet republic, green hills, 364 days of rainfall each year, unexcused sentimentalism, luck of the Irish and the turf (ah, the turf). Ireland has been president of the Federation of Nations that hate Britain since 1169. The island of Ireland is split into two parts, Northern Badlands and the Republic of Ireland. Northern Badlands is part of the UK and has been since 1955.
      History
      Formation
      As a country, Ireland's founding father is generally recognised as being Patrick McGoohan and his army of leprechauns. Patrick McGoohan is of course best known for driving the snakes out of Ireland, a venture which at one point required the hiring of a medium sized bus - although several snakes refused to be driven for reasons of motion sickness and insisted on rail or air travel instead. This incurred the wrath of the strong druid contingent then present in Ireland who much favoured serpent symbology at the time, and so they used their powers to call down a plague of large, white weather balloons upon Patrick to punish him, although this proved largely ineffectual when it was quickly discovered that large, white weather balloons are almost entirely useless as a means of terrorising people. Because of this, Patrick McGoohan was quickly canonised by the The Church in recognition of antagonising alternative religions, and is now remembered to all as Saint Patrick. As for the army of leprechauns ... well they have become something of a myth.
      The Famine
      “You’ll pay the price if you’re a fussy eater.”
      - Radio Norwich presenter Alan Partridge
      Not many people can recall the date of the Great Irish Famine because they all either died, ate the paper everything was written on, or buggered off to mainland Britain with the eldest fine young Catholic lady in the poorest, most desperate for money family in the area, this is how Ireland lost all genetic class. Not many people are aware of the fact that the famine was actually as much caused by the Irish refusing to eat substandard food as to their inability to work a twelve hour day until they arrived in a workhouse. When the famine was finally over, every smart person left Ireland, leaving only drunks, perverts and catholics to fend the British off.
      Potato Famine denial
      A number of liars, among them historian David Irving, Iranian supremo Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Irish TV current affairs specialist David McWilliams and British TV host Michael Barrymore, deny the Potato Famine ever took place, despite obvious, compelling, undeniable, ineluctable, indisputable, incontrovertible historical evidence, and a rich corpus of contemporary accounts. There have been calls from some quarters, most vociferously from Führer Bono, to have deniers extradited to Ireland to face charges of famine denial under the Denial of Potato Famine (Prohibition) Law, 5746-1886.

    • @SAYSTHEONEWITHFANDOMUSERNAM
      @SAYSTHEONEWITHFANDOMUSERNAM 10 місяців тому

      The Troubles
      When England nicked Northern Ireland from Ireland, B.A. Baradams called for the help of the some ex-army special forces, on the run from the government for a crime they didn't commit. The IRA-Team, which was mainly composed of badgers at the time, bombed the British and Northern Irish, drank the blood of kittens, sucked the brains out of live monkeys and sodomized their Protestant mail boxes. Muammar Gaddafi was very fond of the IRA and donated twelve high-speed modems to their cause. The IRA also developed super powers when bombing a toxic waste dump, with super heat vision, they melted Maggie Thatcher's bra straps. The British soon got very annoyed and grassed them up to the UN; causing the IRA to fear they would get done for selling stolen Betamax video recorders so they went into hiding for a while. They will re-emerge to fight in 2035. They also killed people, some of them in very unsportsmanlike fashion.
      Economic downfall
      Despite contrary belief of the potato being the national currency, oh hell, who am I kidding, of course it is. At one point in history, however, their main currency was the vodka. There were no potatoes to use for money during the famine, so they resorted to alcohol. They loved it so much, and needed it equally as much, that they were never able to give it to others. Businesses collapsed, the British had little to steal, and there was a nationwide hangover everywhere across the land. They decided to use the potato, figuring that would make one payment instead of two to the British. This led to whisky being a primary export, as they could not procure the Guinness producing gland from their bodies to get it out.
      World domination
      As Ireland moved into the 20th century, it had become rich thanks to exports of potatoes and ninjas. People often thank the Irish for gifting them with such objects, but few realize it's part of a long-term plan to destroy your mom (or ma). But that's probably just the Guinness talking ... Early in the 20th century the Irish realised they had few natural resources that were worth money. One was the ability to take nothing, call it a leprechaun, and sell it at outrageous prices to Americans. This was mainly thanks to the many Irish spies who had "emigrated" there. In fact, many Irish operatives have traveled to almost every corner of the Earth. Every year on the 17th of March these spies hold their AGM under the guise of a holiday called "Saint Patrick's Day", where the many people of Irish blood gather to celebrate their "forefathers". A mind-enhancing black substance called Guinness and Shamrock-shaped surveillance devices are distributed to the masses. This ensures that the plan for world domination (or at least a damn good piss up on the way) remains on target.
      It is popular opinion that the Irish would have long ago succeeded in their plans, if only there weren't so many pubs on the way.
      The CIA recently discovered that Terry Wogan had founded a sinister order to convert everyone in the world towards vacuous thinking and wearing pullovers leading the Department for Culture to question whether Radio 2 should be available on the internet in live streaming form.

    • @SAYSTHEONEWITHFANDOMUSERNAM
      @SAYSTHEONEWITHFANDOMUSERNAM 10 місяців тому

      2008 Russian invasion of Gorey
      Around the same time as the Russian invasion of Georgia, an error made by a Russian general after one too many nights of drinking Irish money saw approximately three quarters of the Russian battleforce accidentally put on ships and sent to the coast of Wexford. Close to the end of their operation the Russian force moved into the medium sized Irish town of Gorey, mistakenly believing it to be the Georgian town of Gori. Although they officially went back to Russia, there have been reports that a group of soldiers still remains in the town.
      “Well I were gon doon at dee aul pub like narmal, but dey were somethin not right aboot the place. So I turned aroond. And what do I see, only them feckin Russian boys again. I tot dey were gon like.”
      ~ Paddy Joe McGegereghty, local tree farmer
      It is unknown when the Russian soldiers will leave the once peaceful town, as no official statement has been made by Russian authorities. Tribunals minister Ahern however has said the government is planning an inquest into the Russian actions. Judge Alan Mahon has also stated an interest in the possible tribunal.
      “I’ll bring those foreign bastards to justice. NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES.”
      ~ Judge Alan Mahon on a possible tribunal
      The future
      So what does the future hold for the Irish nation? Well, the sixty-year world-domination plan is in its final stages. Currently a team of spies posing as the Irish football team are making their way to the final of its goat-cloning ritual in Germany. Rumour has it they're going to meet someone there who knows a lot about world domination.
      Till then they remain passive, neutral in all sports, and constantly having a good time. Lucky Charms Land is open 365 days a year from 6am till 2am. The main attraction, its various pubs and clubs, are also open for the same hours. If you've never been there, why not book a holiday soon and get abuse thrown at you by skangers ... before it's too late.

    • @astralmarmaux
      @astralmarmaux 7 місяців тому

      @@SAYSTHEONEWITHFANDOMUSERNAMWhy tho ?

  • @mymain9230
    @mymain9230 10 місяців тому +42

    10:38 fly aint even want it

    • @nnnnnnnhhahnenfjf
      @nnnnnnnhhahnenfjf 3 місяці тому

      Bro really ROASTED BAKED BOILED AND BURNED him💀

  • @PlayerSins34
    @PlayerSins34 8 місяців тому +1

    This is my second favorite video on his channel thank you for uploading it😊❤❤❤❤❤❤ very extremely delicious cookie 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

  • @jenny9559
    @jenny9559 7 місяців тому +5

    In a nutshell Resting lets the ingredients meld together, resulting in a better flavor. The flour absorbs liquid from the dough, which prevents a dry, crumbly texture; chewier. Resting relaxes the gluten in the dough; less tough cookie. Resting can also a deeper browning during baking, enhancing the overall flavor and appearance. WORTH IT (if done right) - My family owns a bakery and I’ve worked their since I was a child 😔😔

  • @trashyemsss4112
    @trashyemsss4112 10 місяців тому +40

    4:27 omg 😭

  • @motis97cz56
    @motis97cz56 10 місяців тому +28

    5:53 that is really scary how good it fits in

  • @sirijantey
    @sirijantey 9 місяців тому

    I love your voice, so calming 😊

  • @orel9918
    @orel9918 10 місяців тому +1

    I love ur videos. Everything is cherry on top. That I don't give a sh*t tone makes everything thousands times better. Made my day. Subscribed

  • @shimmerine1
    @shimmerine1 10 місяців тому +126

    Yeah I definitely feel some type of way about those cookies lol. Also that looks like a fruit fly. Do you have fruits sitting out somewhere or they can also come from your sink if you've been putting sweet stuff down there. Just put some baking soda and vinegar down there and let it sit for a few then run hot water.

  • @SandraSine40
    @SandraSine40 10 місяців тому +11

    Tasty had some really good basic cooking recipes, like I followed their best brownie recipe and now all my friends just want me to meke more of it whenever we have some celebration, it is easy, takes little time to make and it can be done whit some basic utensils, and its amazing

  • @railasvuo
    @railasvuo 9 місяців тому

    This is my favorite cooking channel from now on

  • @excalibruh1380
    @excalibruh1380 10 місяців тому +22

    10:27 his jaw though

  • @mile5893
    @mile5893 10 місяців тому +36

    5:37 no words

  • @somethingsomethinglofi25
    @somethingsomethinglofi25 10 місяців тому +109

    Ive made these before a couple times, glad someone also found the discrepancy between the video and recipe. Cookies always turn out the same way too, idk how they do it

    • @irregulargamer1352
      @irregulargamer1352 10 місяців тому +31

      My theory is they secretly add corn starch and baking soda to the recipe

    • @obsidiancrow450
      @obsidiancrow450 10 місяців тому +11

      it looks overcooked and also probably halve the size of the dough ball idk though i don't do alot of baking lol

    • @jrlnky
      @jrlnky 10 місяців тому +5

      maybe their oven is just built different lol

    • @alnazdili4691
      @alnazdili4691 10 місяців тому +4

      maybe the ingredients make difference too, like the brands of the butter, flour, etc

    • @zasherakhan6957
      @zasherakhan6957 9 місяців тому

      it is a tasty video you cant fucking trust them

  • @houssemchouk958
    @houssemchouk958 8 місяців тому

    Just discovered this channel and I have to say I don't regret it 😂

  • @sushi_maknae
    @sushi_maknae 7 місяців тому +4

    0:36 ayyyy that's Alvin it's been a while since I have seen him (on videos😭☠️) my favorite tasty chef 😂❤

  • @mayonnaisesandwich9509
    @mayonnaisesandwich9509 10 місяців тому +17

    9:43 I felt some type of way. now I need a therapist

  • @robford2937
    @robford2937 10 місяців тому +16

    9:51 “everything reminds me of her”

  • @deltachange6204
    @deltachange6204 10 місяців тому +12

    It's obvious he actually knows how to cook too. Love the videos.

  • @OfficialY2kJourney
    @OfficialY2kJourney 7 місяців тому

    Thanks for testing!

  • @TharunRPrakash
    @TharunRPrakash 10 місяців тому +49

    1:41 Me after Taco Bell

  • @LitereallyNobody7
    @LitereallyNobody7 9 місяців тому

    I think you need mix in the butter with the sugar before it fully melts so you get a smooth texture like how you make garlic butter for garlic bread with the butter softened but not melted.

  • @arianasosa3336
    @arianasosa3336 5 місяців тому

    OMG I LUVVVVEEDDD THIS! I WATCHED THIS IN CLASS AND IT MADE MY CLASS SO MUCH EASIER!

  • @FRodriguez_
    @FRodriguez_ 10 місяців тому +55

    You know so much more than people think. The explanations you give about things like the Maillard Reaction show you know at least something about food science and chemistry. That may be the reason why your ingredients look like they have gone through 30 different radioactive processes and have life themselves.

  • @rainbowsprinkies6910
    @rainbowsprinkies6910 10 місяців тому +50

    I tried making these the other day and my mom complained how sweet they were. If you're planning on making these cookies, you might want to add a bit less sugar to them. The texture's really hard too hhahaah

    • @reisling664
      @reisling664 10 місяців тому +18

      Men just from seeing the amount of sugar and butter they put in I knew I would never make them lol

    • @badwrong6362
      @badwrong6362 9 місяців тому +1

      The ingredients are ljke 90%sugar and 10% flour.

    • @sahave5042
      @sahave5042 9 місяців тому +1

      @@reisling664when he opened the cookies I had a heart attack of the amount of chocolate

    • @Jessica-kw7nf
      @Jessica-kw7nf 8 місяців тому +3

      @@reisling664there is a lot of butter and sugar in them, I wouldn’t make the toffee part

    • @reisling664
      @reisling664 8 місяців тому +1

      @@Jessica-kw7nf even without toffee there is already too much for my taste lol

  • @MaudGast
    @MaudGast Місяць тому

    I’ve discovered your channel recently and I really like your videos ! I hope you have a great day

  • @macguyvahmacguyvah2833
    @macguyvahmacguyvah2833 9 місяців тому

    You are the man, great content homie.

  • @dubot4076
    @dubot4076 10 місяців тому +153

    I believe that when getting butter for these kinds of recipes, you actually need “Butter”. A lot of the supermarket butter nowadays is rapeseed/canola oil mixed with other oils. For example, those oils do not brown as actual butter does.
    And tbh, I think your cookie looked pretty good.

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 10 місяців тому +5

      It definitely looked good, but only he knows how it tasted.

    • @InvadeNormandy
      @InvadeNormandy 10 місяців тому +43

      I am so tired of having to become a borderline chemist and nutritionist just to get what I'm actually paying for as advertised on the damn packaging in my stupid loser country. 😞

    • @bugf1sch235
      @bugf1sch235 10 місяців тому +11

      bro that cant be legal right?

    • @dubot4076
      @dubot4076 10 місяців тому +7

      @@bugf1sch235I believe it is, butter is just a word. However, do note that a lot of the packaging always say plant-based or it’s non grass related. I did not expect this comment to get this many likes haha. I’m not sure how it works in the US or other countries, however in NL “Room boter” is always actual butter used in baking etc. Every liquid butter is not animal based and is most likely just some cheap oil bland.

    • @wheresnika
      @wheresnika 10 місяців тому +6

      The EU has specific requirements for products and to be labeled just as butter "the brick of milk fat" needs to contain at least 82% butterfat, at most 16% water and at most 2% milk solids. If it has less fat it needs to be stated on the label. But you know, I've been fooled before by small print and got margarine instead of butter...

  • @swagchief98
    @swagchief98 10 місяців тому +27

    for your next milestone, do the Alvin Zhou 150 Hour Chocolate Cake

    • @zainiikhwan9405
      @zainiikhwan9405 10 місяців тому

      Wtf, that's like 5 day

    • @saiphyart
      @saiphyart 10 місяців тому

      The difference is Alvin actually knows how to cook lol

  • @connorchil
    @connorchil 10 місяців тому

    First video I’ve seen from you and looking forward to watching some more!

  • @lisabrightly
    @lisabrightly 9 місяців тому

    The result looked great!

  • @alfiebourne522
    @alfiebourne522 10 місяців тому +11

    Thank you for making my weekend fun with laughs ❤😂

  • @IWkris
    @IWkris 10 місяців тому +4

    Brotha you are doing good videos true to your style & suits your target audience fosho gj team

  • @charlie_cullen__
    @charlie_cullen__ 10 місяців тому +27

    "I do prefer darker for a bigger and better experience" 4:33

    • @yes18827
      @yes18827 10 місяців тому +5

      Black pensil 😫🤑🤑

    • @ytsucksrightnow
      @ytsucksrightnow 6 місяців тому +3

      💀

    • @howdy_fellers
      @howdy_fellers 2 місяці тому +4

      dude i switched to the timed comments just to see someone else be in awe of this man.

  • @mainlyjm
    @mainlyjm 10 місяців тому +108

    This is literally the only cooking channel I watch, (and the occasional uncle Roger video) I don't even cook myself, but your channel is just way too entertaining

    • @maddie240
      @maddie240 10 місяців тому +5

      You should watch "You Suck at Cooking" too

  • @SynTouhikou
    @SynTouhikou 10 місяців тому +23

    Without fail, his Instagram stay cooking the shit out of him😂

  • @joshuajoseph5147
    @joshuajoseph5147 10 місяців тому +27

    I noticed that Eminem line sir 6:30

    • @dafunnimemeguy
      @dafunnimemeguy 4 місяці тому

      Guess who back back again shady's back tell a friend

  • @rumble1921
    @rumble1921 3 місяці тому

    You are hilarious 😂. I love watching your videos

  • @Dalton325
    @Dalton325 10 місяців тому +45

    You know, I like this channel for similar reasons that I like Steve Wallis’s camping channel. They’re just having a good time without all the pretentious BS. It’s fun watching chefs where things look perfect or a bushcrafter whittling a tv out of a pine cone, but this is close to how most people cook. You learn more from seeing problems, than you do seeing perfect examples their teams of chefs prepared before hand.

  • @thatonedom1928
    @thatonedom1928 10 місяців тому +9

    Fun fact, I made these yesterday!!!
    It’s by far easily my go to recipe, and I always make it for my parents!!!!

    • @leilah9885
      @leilah9885 10 місяців тому

      Did it look like the original or futurecanoes cookies?

    • @Kquaack
      @Kquaack 10 місяців тому

      @@leilah9885they varies as u use ingredients of differing brands.

  • @santiagoacosta3372
    @santiagoacosta3372 8 місяців тому +19

    I actually made this cookie myself. It was too sweet for my taste but the toffee made it an amazing experience
    You know when you are eating cake and you eat multiple slices? With this cookie one is more than enough

    • @akarirei
      @akarirei 8 місяців тому

      tbh i’ve made this cookie recipe two times and i didn’t incorporate all th toffee candy. I only put half into the batter and it’s not really that sweet, i mean it’s a dessert, it’s supposed to taste sweet

    • @santiv4
      @santiv4 6 місяців тому

      @@akarireiand you dont think it has anything to do with not putting in half of the sweet ingredient)

    • @akarirei
      @akarirei 6 місяців тому

      @@santiv4 bro it’s called a dessert for a reason. u don’t be making a cookie full of toffee and chocolates and expecting it to be plain and tasteless. if it’s too sweet then just put half of the toffee, it’s literally that simple.

  • @charleswiltshire21
    @charleswiltshire21 5 місяців тому

    lol i just love your videos, they make me laugh so hard, you the best, man

  • @nellam11
    @nellam11 10 місяців тому +15

    oh shit, i remember making these cookies back when that video came out. crazy how tasty really had a monopoly on cooking videos back in the day. love to see people like you bringing new views to the cooking genre! as for the cookies, i agree. even though they're a lot of time and effort, definitely some of the best cookies i've ever had.

  • @milliman4
    @milliman4 10 місяців тому +17

    I'd really like to see you tackle a Townsends recipe

  • @user-ux9ju7cx7v
    @user-ux9ju7cx7v 9 місяців тому +4

    Your cookies honestly look way more appetising than those from the original recipe's.

  • @an0nym00se4
    @an0nym00se4 9 місяців тому +35

    5:42 Bro put his sneakers to charge 😭😭😭

  • @poopy5101
    @poopy5101 10 місяців тому +3

    That was honestly so good tho. You've come a long way man

  • @hdsdhdsd1334
    @hdsdhdsd1334 10 місяців тому +27

    9:56 just came

  • @TheKenshin9955
    @TheKenshin9955 9 місяців тому +8

    9:32
    this is my new favourite food channel

  • @NEKUTA_edit
    @NEKUTA_edit 7 місяців тому +1

    even i dont wanna make food, i still watches your videos because its so entertaining

  • @potatoman7475
    @potatoman7475 10 місяців тому +15

    8:19... This dude is a regular human being like us ༼⁠ ⁠つ⁠ ⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠ ⁠༽⁠つ

  • @redchris7352
    @redchris7352 8 місяців тому +4

    To get rid of bugs, use a flamethrower

  • @xiggles
    @xiggles 5 місяців тому +1

    Ive been using this exact 48 hour cookie recipe for years and will continue to forever, being able to make a damn fine chocolate chip cookie is a great way to make new friends

  • @stolet6345
    @stolet6345 8 місяців тому

    crazy how this was uploaded a month ago and you're saying thank you for 200k subs... growing so fast! :)

  • @ShotgunRain99
    @ShotgunRain99 10 місяців тому +8

    i think for cookies like this you are supposed to freeze them first and pre-heat the tray both of which help stop the cookie from spreading

  • @YouKnowMeDuh
    @YouKnowMeDuh 8 місяців тому +6

    5:29 and thus started the most epic segment in UA-cam history 😂

  • @rufushowell
    @rufushowell 9 місяців тому +1

    For flies, I typically set out a small dish of apple cider vinegar with some dish soap in it. Works pretty well for gnats and alright for flies

  • @IAteYourCookiez
    @IAteYourCookiez 8 місяців тому

    Looking very yummy!

  • @serpentes9818
    @serpentes9818 10 місяців тому +51

    1:46 i laughed so fucking hard

    • @gabiwolf1439
      @gabiwolf1439 9 місяців тому +4

      I laugh everytime i get to this part

  • @n1kolodian
    @n1kolodian 10 місяців тому +14

    Same thing for me when trying to find espresso powder. The better grocery stores didn't have it. Ironically, Walmart ended up having it. You can also get it online.

    • @MrFuzziiWuzzii
      @MrFuzziiWuzzii 10 місяців тому +3

      What he used was in fact espresso powder funny enough