I Tried Those 100-Hour Recipes

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  • @AlvinKZhou
    @AlvinKZhou 5 місяців тому +4786

    I loved it when you recycled the micola original taste and caramel color

  • @JustASmileyEmoji
    @JustASmileyEmoji 5 місяців тому +15184

    “I’m hungry, when will the food be ready?”
    “Just give me 3 days”

    • @vinodkanduri7353
      @vinodkanduri7353 5 місяців тому +16

      Rock

    • @Ayazyigiit
      @Ayazyigiit 5 місяців тому +158

      you mean 4 days?

    • @JustASmileyEmoji
      @JustASmileyEmoji 5 місяців тому +41

      @@Ayazyigiitmy bad sorry

    • @SABSCORPION
      @SABSCORPION 5 місяців тому +9

      A human can stay up to 30 days whitout food whitout problems so you woud survive the max I managed when I chalanged myself on a school trip was 30 hours whitout food

    • @Ayazyigiit
      @Ayazyigiit 5 місяців тому +43

      @@SABSCORPION The human body can survive for 30 days without food, but it takes like a few hours for it to get uncomfortable and hungry.

  • @dygon7663
    @dygon7663 5 місяців тому +5264

    "im so glad I'm doing this video guys"
    The happiness is always evident in your voice.

    • @renuk8560
      @renuk8560 4 місяці тому +17

      Lol, this is called deadpun humour.

    • @BrowniGb
      @BrowniGb 4 місяці тому +23

      He always seems like he's disappointed, but when he gets happy about stuff I do too

    • @blue_staf4563
      @blue_staf4563 4 місяці тому +4

      i read this comment not even a second before he said that why does this always happen

    • @the_only_lonely
      @the_only_lonely 4 місяці тому +8

      @@renuk8560no, he just talks like that, he literally got fired from a job as a waiter once cuz he was to emotionless and the boss didn‘t think it works well with the customers

    • @renuk8560
      @renuk8560 4 місяці тому +3

      @@the_only_lonely what "no"? Google the term, it can both be intentional or unintentional. Junferno does it a lot too

  • @schawn4925
    @schawn4925 5 місяців тому +163

    The ending was worth a million, I’ll get u the rest soon

  • @theskeletonsskeletons9495
    @theskeletonsskeletons9495 5 місяців тому +1122

    I like how he always cuts a square of food from the middle of the pan.
    You deserve it.👍

    • @Big_Theft_Auto
      @Big_Theft_Auto 4 місяці тому +7

      Yeah man it's so weird that it's funny 😂

    • @emptyarthaus9535
      @emptyarthaus9535 4 місяці тому +46

      I don't know. The corner piece in a lasagna and brownies are THE best cuts to eat, imo.

    • @John.McMillan
      @John.McMillan 4 місяці тому +11

      ​@@emptyarthaus9535 A fellow man of culture, I see.
      Absolutely correct.

    • @theskeletonsskeletons9495
      @theskeletonsskeletons9495 4 місяці тому +8

      I find that edge pieces are only delicious if they are not overcooked.

    • @floozytchi
      @floozytchi 18 днів тому

      your def of overcooked is prolly whack @@theskeletonsskeletons9495

  • @robinlaceishere
    @robinlaceishere 5 місяців тому +7630

    New Butcher? Machines? Patience?!
    Who is this guy and what has he done with futurecanoe?

    • @RISHITRANJAN
      @RISHITRANJAN 5 місяців тому +75

      I was thinking the same 😂😅

    • @nottsoserious
      @nottsoserious 5 місяців тому +217

      Dude just metamorphosized into a meta UA-cam cook

    • @kusanagiSakura
      @kusanagiSakura 5 місяців тому +35

      Bro got a doppleganger this time

    • @Becoming.potatoes
      @Becoming.potatoes 5 місяців тому +64

      Because now hes future canoe

    • @dusesterzi
      @dusesterzi 5 місяців тому +39

      We losing the battle against the machines boss

  • @rajamrutiya9461
    @rajamrutiya9461 5 місяців тому +10456

    Bro finally caved in and bought a electric mixing device 😭😭

    • @freezingcicada6852
      @freezingcicada6852 5 місяців тому +741

      God's strongest couch beater couldnt compete with the machines

    • @muthuselvam573
      @muthuselvam573 5 місяців тому +286

      @@freezingcicada6852 the machines have won :(

    • @Heartwing37
      @Heartwing37 5 місяців тому +103

      AND A SOUS VIDE !!! 😮

    • @Po4ka3916
      @Po4ka3916 5 місяців тому +9

      😢

    • @kusanagiSakura
      @kusanagiSakura 5 місяців тому +37

      Dude is gonna loose forearms

  • @A_gregarian
    @A_gregarian 5 місяців тому +3970

    Bro got sick of beating things on his couch and finally brought a mixer.💀

    • @darriahlazard
      @darriahlazard 5 місяців тому +19

      That joke is corny af and overdone anyways

    • @zeltroidmania
      @zeltroidmania 5 місяців тому +172

      Shut up​@@darriahlazard

    • @Monocentic
      @Monocentic 5 місяців тому +85

      @@darriahlazarddiarrhea hazard

    • @aMondayMorning
      @aMondayMorning 5 місяців тому +33

      @@darriahlazard the joke wasn't the point.

    • @oreo_6206
      @oreo_6206 5 місяців тому +48

      @@darriahlazardfake fan ngl

  • @RandomChannel_710
    @RandomChannel_710 4 місяці тому +57

    15:44 the ending was so motivating and wholesome at the same time

    • @samuelloomis9714
      @samuelloomis9714 16 днів тому +1

      Existential crisis. We only have so much time to live. We're all going to die at some point.

    • @Memaroni
      @Memaroni 9 днів тому +1

      ​@@samuelloomis9714 that's true, but why care if that's gonna happen anyway, why deny the inevitable , all we can do is embrace it and make the best out of the lives we have.

  • @szilagyimate
    @szilagyimate 5 місяців тому +163

    the part where you beat the crap out of the tupperware holding the butter made me lol, relatable

  • @Tulipstremble
    @Tulipstremble 5 місяців тому +879

    It’s refreshing to see him become an actual home cook and baker. So proud.

    • @zaketenyu1932
      @zaketenyu1932 5 місяців тому +21

      am i missing something? he always was

    • @clowntown3
      @clowntown3 5 місяців тому +92

      ​@@zaketenyu1932 he's using slightly less radioactive ingredients

    • @grqfes
      @grqfes 5 місяців тому +16

      @@clowntown3 look at that first batch of brownies tho bros not off the hook yet

    • @clowntown3
      @clowntown3 5 місяців тому

      @@grqfes that's why I said slightly less, bro he's probably a mass producer of radioactive spiders

    • @alanhardy7024
      @alanhardy7024 4 місяці тому +7

      @@clowntown3 No, thats just better lighting. You dont use chicken thats bad unless you have a death wish. People really just dont know how chicken looks without proper lighting, because thats what we are used to from other youtubers.

  • @mightnotmagic
    @mightnotmagic 5 місяців тому +3455

    Idk how I feel about this channel becoming more professional and him actually getting kinda good at cooking, like these don't like radioactive.

    • @Demonsta
      @Demonsta 5 місяців тому +582

      If you think that's what's happening you must not know much about food. 😅 He's always been great at cooking, you can see it from his technique and knowledge. But the gimmick of the channel is that he cuts corners and doesn't follow the recipe so it turns out bad, because that's how most people follow recipes by fafo lmao. The food was never radioactive he just didn't have studio lighting and commenters don't know what meat from a grocery store looks like without staging and editing. You can see comments about that too in his early vids before the meme became so overwhelming that there was no point in correcting it anymore and people think it's real cause they only see raw food on UA-cam videos lmao. Personally the radioactive comments were getting old so I'm ready to see what the next meme is. Man doesn't need to repeat the same couple jokes a million more times to keep this channel going.

    • @FayeVert
      @FayeVert 4 місяці тому +271

      ​@@Demonstayes, his knife skills have always tipped us off that he actually does know what he's doing, but my reason for watching him is entirely because I relate to him and the kind of ADHD mistakes and shortcuts we both do.

    • @MindAx13
      @MindAx13 4 місяці тому +85

      Enough radiation has leaked from his cooking to cause him to evolve into something new, the futurefuturecanoe

    • @yungmaui4876
      @yungmaui4876 4 місяці тому +5

      True, it’s been a while since I’ve seen radioactive chicken😂😂

    • @ashofaphoenix
      @ashofaphoenix 4 місяці тому +36

      @@Demonsta as someone who does know about food and lives in his neighborhood, you are 100 percent wrong about that chicken not being radio active. His old butcher is in NY's China Town. Most of the meat sold there is radio-active. All the locals know this. We eat it to boost our immune systems. For this video, He switched to a butcher two blocks north in Little Italy, and look at how much better everything looks.

  • @averageenjoyer3934
    @averageenjoyer3934 5 місяців тому +1058

    Dude seeing Alvin's channel pop up like that just unlocked some far gone memory. There was a solid week where I just binged his videos and it was the most at-peace I felt in recent memory
    That brownie recipe in particular..? That's heaven

    • @dgcfgvvgb6555
      @dgcfgvvgb6555 5 місяців тому +36

      Bro ikr!! His videos are so soothing and calming, his kitchen is so nice and his city girl background music is so good lol. I loved his videos so much, i wish he didn't stop making them 😭😭

    • @gooby_bogs
      @gooby_bogs 5 місяців тому +18

      he's in the babish culinary universe now

    • @averageenjoyer3934
      @averageenjoyer3934 5 місяців тому +5

      @@gooby_bogs ahh i never woulda thought about that. Good to hear

    • @alanaanderson7023
      @alanaanderson7023 4 місяці тому

      i litteraly did the same thing

    • @makaylar.mr.23
      @makaylar.mr.23 2 дні тому

      ​@gooby_bogs I knew this person sounded so familiar but I couldn't place it!!!!

  • @shelymarks952
    @shelymarks952 4 місяці тому +443

    The “I’ve only had school Italian food” reveal. Like NO WONDER you thought Italian food was bad 💀🥲

    • @ninjalectualx
      @ninjalectualx 3 місяці тому +6

      Italian food is mid

    • @kookbook4399
      @kookbook4399 3 місяці тому

      @@ninjalectualx made outside of italy with shitty ingredients yes

    • @Appaddict01
      @Appaddict01 3 місяці тому +19

      @@ninjalectualx It’s the best. Literally don’t need to go any further than pizza and they crush Asian cuisine in desserts.

    • @ninjalectualx
      @ninjalectualx 3 місяці тому +2

      Pizza is American. Europe literally didn't even have tomatoes until we gave them to them

    • @tomaszdrozdz7831
      @tomaszdrozdz7831 2 місяці тому +28

      ​@@ninjalectualx Americans never invented pizza

  • @coconut-v3v
    @coconut-v3v 5 місяців тому +51

    Wow i can't believe how much i needed that lil pep talk at the end. I recently started school to become a home inspector, even though I have no background in construction like most people who go into that line of work. I've been doubting myself as to whether or not I can actually do this so thanks for the little pep talk! I'm gonna try my best!

    • @MarvinMakesArt
      @MarvinMakesArt 4 місяці тому

      DO IT

    • @Percykitty
      @Percykitty 2 місяці тому

      How is it going so far?

    • @sandrovva
      @sandrovva 2 місяці тому

      lmao I honestly thought it was a transition to a hellofresh or a betterhelp ad but turned out super wholesome

  • @AneXineohp
    @AneXineohp 5 місяців тому +1095

    I haven’t watched in a while, and I can tell he evolved. Normal meat, not messing everything up, relying on electronics, and actually not making me lose my appetite with his presentation!

    • @Asura1733
      @Asura1733 4 місяці тому +6

      YEAH this video was a 100% yum

    • @jacobdelgado7343
      @jacobdelgado7343 4 місяці тому +8

      Nah bro he's still doing it this is a one off ❤️

    • @Long-cock-johnson-lll
      @Long-cock-johnson-lll 3 місяці тому

      He's actually a really good cook if you watch his old videos, he just cuts corners cuz he doesn't really care for perfection as it's a UA-cam recipe video so it needs some spice for his type of viewership's satisfaction

    • @Lee-tg1ty
      @Lee-tg1ty 2 місяці тому +1

      Instill miss his crooked fork tho

    • @joeljeffrey7790
      @joeljeffrey7790 Місяць тому

      Yeahhh same

  • @sony_mdr7506
    @sony_mdr7506 5 місяців тому +678

    1% baking
    1% waiting
    98% 𝓫𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓽

    • @mezozie
      @mezozie 5 місяців тому +4

      Toturial like how you do it

    • @gianhh6336
      @gianhh6336 4 місяці тому +8

      And by it I mean, well, my peanits

    • @marsreddrust
      @marsreddrust 4 місяці тому +5

      Freakycanoe

    • @vijaykrishnan7797
      @vijaykrishnan7797 Місяць тому +1

      How to write in cursive in comments?

  • @nala1089
    @nala1089 5 місяців тому +386

    Honestly can you start a podcast, you're voice is so emotionlessly, calmingly pleasent.

  • @Stinkyamp
    @Stinkyamp 3 місяці тому +8

    I love your channel, it’s so genuine. No insanely expensive equipment, no professional voiceover, just cooking

  • @megsmith6758
    @megsmith6758 4 місяці тому +45

    The missing chunk of tiramisu at the end is hilarious 😂

  • @BlazingRetrix
    @BlazingRetrix 5 місяців тому +416

    16:11 The casual drop of amazing inspiration

    • @steve_watson_644
      @steve_watson_644 5 місяців тому +8

      What's the outro song

    • @Obsidainstorm
      @Obsidainstorm 5 місяців тому +13

      I was just thinking he got awfully Philosophical

    • @jajajsjjslolapi679
      @jajajsjjslolapi679 5 місяців тому +9

      @@Obsidainstorm "The most important thing about a stress meal is eating it with a heart full of hope."

    • @tonymuniz1290
      @tonymuniz1290 4 місяці тому

      Ong

  • @猫好き-03
    @猫好き-03 5 місяців тому +1100

    that lasagna looked so mouthwatering actually give me 1 million of those

    • @x-LINX-x
      @x-LINX-x 5 місяців тому +29

      isn't the point of his channel to show how easy it is for you to make these things? You can make 1,000,001 if you want

    • @jords5324
      @jords5324 5 місяців тому +4

      I was salivating hard at the lasagna 🤣

    • @Sempre_ade__
      @Sempre_ade__ 5 місяців тому +5

      You have to wait til it cools down 😢

    • @Forest__Spirit
      @Forest__Spirit 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Sempre_ade__are you supposed be to let it cool then reheat it ? Cuz i dont want no cold lasagna 😾

    • @petter9078
      @petter9078 5 місяців тому +3

      The lasagna needs time to set. Let it heat off a bit. He did not do that, so it becomes very mushy. It will be even tastier if you let it become more firm like that.

  • @KristorTheOne
    @KristorTheOne 5 місяців тому +662

    8:13 "I usually cream it on the couch but since I have a hand mixer, i'll just do it infront of you guys" 😭😭

    • @csy897
      @csy897 5 місяців тому +9

      when you transcribe it like THAT

    • @marcel-xe7tr
      @marcel-xe7tr 5 місяців тому +18

      @@csy897 he didnt even describe it differently, he just out subtitles on 😭

    • @John.McMillan
      @John.McMillan 4 місяці тому +1

      I read that as he said it lol

    • @franxx941
      @franxx941 4 місяці тому

      so another couch guy...

  • @thekindiger7001
    @thekindiger7001 3 місяці тому +7

    4:00 DMX into next dish is Legendary crazy🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂❤

  • @lor1nio
    @lor1nio 4 місяці тому +26

    Swapping red wine for sake is a brave move

  • @pradeepmalar327
    @pradeepmalar327 5 місяців тому +442

    "You might call it unsanitary, but I call it culture".
    I agree, my man!!

    • @PsychSoldier756
      @PsychSoldier756 5 місяців тому +3

      Not just a culture, a civilization

    • @aldenstromberg7273
      @aldenstromberg7273 5 місяців тому +10

      bacteria culture more like
      :))) biology joke kapow

  • @O4C209
    @O4C209 5 місяців тому +202

    8:28
    Using the mixer without turning it on.
    Chef's kiss.

    • @N3ptunian
      @N3ptunian 5 місяців тому +16

      Because all the powders would go everywhere if you turn it on 😂 even at the lowest speed it's still really fast.

  • @kaanozay5764
    @kaanozay5764 5 місяців тому +234

    I love the way he gives the hardest life lessons in such a monotone and normal way

  • @christiewelch7149
    @christiewelch7149 Місяць тому +3

    Omg loved the ending message and monotone voice! It's like my brain couldn't differentiate between the video and you pouring words of knowledge they went straight into my brain! Awesome vid!!!!

  • @localstreetsbatman
    @localstreetsbatman 3 місяці тому +16

    5:17 I think everyone knows this pain

  • @LihaM.
    @LihaM. 5 місяців тому +415

    9:23 the bite out of the pan is taking me out😂

    • @beeko618
      @beeko618 5 місяців тому +12

      I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT!!!!

  • @snapgab
    @snapgab 5 місяців тому +138

    I think these kinds of recipes are actually way more practical than people give them credit for, if you're planning a dinner party or something then it's actually great to make at least some of the dishes ahead of time.

    • @Runefrag
      @Runefrag 2 місяці тому +5

      Fudge brownie recipes like these are just awful. Looking past health concerns, they stain absolutely everything, give you palate fatigue after 2-3 bites, become uncuttable when cooled (AKA the intended serving temperature) and are expensive. You really want to go with the caked variety and/or use a chocolate-based bread layer and have this as a coating on top instead of just a humongous fat solid blocky chunks of butter and oil.

  • @aramalqestoma1450
    @aramalqestoma1450 5 місяців тому +469

    15:18 "Tastes so much better than last night". Yea now I know who took a massive slice of it after he took it out 💀

    • @staypuft24
      @staypuft24 5 місяців тому +25

      He can neither confirm nor deny this information

  • @MarlonEdulmujd
    @MarlonEdulmujd 5 місяців тому +20

    His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row.

  • @tsgtolis
    @tsgtolis 5 місяців тому +56

    Glazing starts at 3:18

    • @anthopolio
      @anthopolio 5 місяців тому +2

      Real

    • @anthopolio
      @anthopolio 5 місяців тому +1

      Ρισπεκτ μα νιγγα

    • @prodkria
      @prodkria 5 місяців тому

      εισαι λιγο νιγγα απτην χουντα

    • @anthopolio
      @anthopolio 5 місяців тому +1

      @@prodkria billy greek

    • @prodkria
      @prodkria 5 місяців тому

      @@anthopolio αεκ

  • @joyslife-q9h
    @joyslife-q9h 5 місяців тому +275

    The way he censored him being happy 😭 14:58

  • @Setashi
    @Setashi 5 місяців тому +587

    Feels like this video should be 100 hours.

    • @Its_A_Real_Goose
      @Its_A_Real_Goose 5 місяців тому +7

      You would edit a video 100 hours long?

    • @Wolf_sniffle
      @Wolf_sniffle 5 місяців тому

      It takes so long to post videos over 100 hrs so uhh no

    • @tachyba
      @tachyba 5 місяців тому +4

      No edits necessary

    • @soulman9070
      @soulman9070 5 місяців тому

      can you even upload that long video on UA-cam even if he were to do it as a joke and just loop 20 mins for 100 hours

    • @nonameno5717
      @nonameno5717 5 місяців тому +12

      Base on the recipe, if the video is 100 hrs long, 90hrs just gonna be us watching the ingredients inside of fridge

  • @LilBuwu
    @LilBuwu 5 місяців тому +279

    14:28 “I don’t know where that piece went, must’ve been the fanum tax”man I’m dead 💀

    • @nohopeathira
      @nohopeathira 5 місяців тому +1

      Nevermind sorry

    • @LilBuwu
      @LilBuwu 5 місяців тому +4

      @@nohopeathiraI will touch you

    • @gamesspot3613
      @gamesspot3613 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@LilBuwu touch me too

    • @zollarus
      @zollarus 4 місяці тому +4

      it is not that funny...

    • @John.McMillan
      @John.McMillan 4 місяці тому

      Brain rot.

  • @aldrinmichael2812
    @aldrinmichael2812 4 місяці тому

    The whole video is so wholesome and sweet puns in between and the message at the end is very motivating.

  • @olasconan6255
    @olasconan6255 4 місяці тому +1

    Holy shit, I thought that the last part you were talking is an add for something like Briliant. But you were just, genuinely motivating and nice... It's so heartwarming man

  • @DisastrousCake
    @DisastrousCake 5 місяців тому +126

    that brownie was the first I've ever said "damn that looks good" out loud for this channel

    • @olimacaroni7
      @olimacaroni7 4 місяці тому +2

      i know im british bc i think a lot of it looks good 😭😭

    • @DisastrousCake
      @DisastrousCake 4 місяці тому +1

      @@olimacaroni7 the uk is not beating the allegations 😭😭

  • @capybara._
    @capybara._ 5 місяців тому +488

    “Stroke the meat” 😭😭🙏🏼

    • @Naiseawseaw
      @Naiseawseaw 5 місяців тому +14

      Yes harder

    • @Themoreyouknow4
      @Themoreyouknow4 5 місяців тому +6

      I Just Did That

    • @noahclaycameron
      @noahclaycameron 5 місяців тому

      @@Themoreyouknow4
      ua-cam.com/video/jPp5RhWTO_M/v-deo.htmlsi=DFehNdkbSxWYWuNa

    • @noahclaycameron
      @noahclaycameron 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Themoreyouknow4
      ua-cam.com/video/jPp5RhWTO_M/v-deo.htmlsi=dh4vlRFBR98BeRSz

    • @noahclaycameron
      @noahclaycameron 5 місяців тому

      @@Themoreyouknow4
      ua-cam.com/video/jPp5RhWTO_M/v-deo.htmlsi=dh4vlRFBR98BeRSz
      A bit of text to keep this from being deleted because I think this clip is a funny response

  • @gadeharshithreddy8395
    @gadeharshithreddy8395 5 місяців тому +403

    Baby wake up futurecanoe dropped

    • @Owenw2009
      @Owenw2009 5 місяців тому +7

      Wow your so creative

    • @toastedsniper9248
      @toastedsniper9248 5 місяців тому +18

      @@Owenw2009you're *

    • @Themoreyouknow4
      @Themoreyouknow4 5 місяців тому +11

      ​@@Owenw2009"wow your so creative"☝️🤓

    • @brokenspacebar9628
      @brokenspacebar9628 5 місяців тому +6

      Did he finally drop from food poisoning?

    • @Owenw2009
      @Owenw2009 5 місяців тому +3

      @@Themoreyouknow4 wow we got some cornballs in here making fun of me saying that it wasn’t creative and then you do something uncreative.

  • @8eebsly
    @8eebsly 4 місяці тому +1

    the song for refrigerating lives rent free in my head. best cooking vid i've ever watched

  • @wakor.i
    @wakor.i 4 місяці тому +4

    Thanks for teaching me a bunch of recipes that i won't ever do in my life time because am a piece of slump resting on a couch consuming media for the sake of visual satisfaction

  • @American_Heart
    @American_Heart 5 місяців тому +23

    "Vanilla Extract is baking MSG"
    Realest thing we've heard all day

  • @LeonatuNoni
    @LeonatuNoni 5 місяців тому +91

    5:15 I felt his frustration through the screen 😂

    • @EeveeRealSenpai
      @EeveeRealSenpai 2 місяці тому +1

      That butter had a stronger will than a plot armor anime character.

  • @astro-inthestars
    @astro-inthestars 5 місяців тому +38

    Man FutureCanoe really brought out all the stops for this vid gotdamn. Good job man those dont look absolutely radioactive !!!!! Thanks for the insane life advice too king 👑

  • @Wryler8
    @Wryler8 4 місяці тому +1

    you calling Franks Red Hot a high quality sauce vindicated so many things I've prepared for myself. Thank you so much

  • @wendybutler1681
    @wendybutler1681 4 місяці тому +1

    Super simple 'mix in the pan' scratch Betty Crocker Boys and Girls Cookbook brownie recipe with the standard Betty Crocker chocolate glaze recipe on top. They end up about as decadent as a brownie gets. I would even serve them at a fancy dinner, perhaps with some lightly flavored vanilla ice milk. Dense and moist yet dry and crumbly all at the same time. The thin layer of glaze makes them sublime.

  • @karynbeary
    @karynbeary 5 місяців тому +159

    1:41 the waving in the reflection ahh he's so cute

    • @lychee1559
      @lychee1559 5 місяців тому +6

      He is though ❤

    • @theGhost349
      @theGhost349 4 місяці тому

      Racist

    • @lychee1559
      @lychee1559 4 місяці тому

      @@theGhost349 how the fu- is that racist?

    • @viviankroger
      @viviankroger 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@lychee1559 I want to know too! Like pls, how? 😭

  • @masudkhanartist8009
    @masudkhanartist8009 5 місяців тому +62

    guys help he's actually good at cooking

    • @pankopo
      @pankopo 5 місяців тому +9

      he works with it (or used to, he told restaurant stories in past videos)

  • @holyek7892
    @holyek7892 5 місяців тому +23

    I love this video so much. its equal parts hilarious and soothing. Reminded me of the lady that made brownies for her husband from scratch fermenting her cocoa beans.

    • @btb554
      @btb554 2 місяці тому

      Does she have her own youtube channel?

  • @Morbid_micko
    @Morbid_micko 3 місяці тому

    I love how relatable this is, also funny.

  • @victoriakathleen01
    @victoriakathleen01 5 місяців тому +1

    The way I got so sad when he said he didn't like Italian food, and then almost immediately healed that part of my soul by loving the dish 😅💚💚

  • @SammiEffinG
    @SammiEffinG 5 місяців тому +6

    I absolutely love your videos! I get annoyed listening to most instructional videos but your voice is so easy to listen to

  • @JayTee2985
    @JayTee2985 5 місяців тому +14

    Family-friendly show.
    12:26 “I am going to beat it until I come” 😂😂

  • @Tserriednisch
    @Tserriednisch 5 місяців тому +51

    Bro's denying SO HARD that he ate some of that tiramisu 😂❤

  • @BearBrews
    @BearBrews 4 місяці тому +1

    Glad to see more long-form vids! I appreciate the time & work you put into making this :)

  • @wdywfm.j
    @wdywfm.j 2 місяці тому

    i was enjoying the video so much alr and then the fight with the butter at 5:15 js absolutely killed me and now im both enjoying the vid and laughing my ass off

  • @bow5.
    @bow5. 5 місяців тому +52

    futurecanoe never fails to spread my cheeks open and fill me up with happiness 😊

    • @dollemn
      @dollemn 5 місяців тому +5

      hey bro i think you worded it out a bit wrong dont you think? 😦

    • @reya..4668
      @reya..4668 5 місяців тому +8

      Ummm happy for you man

    • @bow5.
      @bow5. 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@dollemnnah wdym😮

    • @bomdestructor
      @bomdestructor 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@dollemnI think the wording was quite on point 🤔

  • @DMXIII
    @DMXIII 5 місяців тому +38

    Funny that I made a Tiramisu for my family on Sunday now, everyone loved the recipe. And now I see you making it? I want to see how this recipe turns out!!

  • @LakshitaGorla
    @LakshitaGorla 5 місяців тому +57

    He has a hand mixer now, The machines are winning.

  • @GiantParfait
    @GiantParfait 3 місяці тому +3

    I was dying a little more everytime the song played and by the end I was laughing so much, lmao you are so feckin funny 😂

    • @devnoms
      @devnoms Місяць тому

      What is that dumb song called? I wanna listen to it.

    • @GiantParfait
      @GiantParfait Місяць тому +1

      @devnoms luckily I know the meme lol. Just search 'Recycle Micola Original Taste' 🫡

  • @zer0neverer098
    @zer0neverer098 4 місяці тому +1

    The Butter sequence reminds me of those gag bits after the credits finish, of every tiny fuck up on set, 8/10, loved it.

  • @yuvcharmer
    @yuvcharmer 5 місяців тому +27

    Such a wholesome ending

  • @ArkayeCh
    @ArkayeCh 5 місяців тому +9

    Alvin Zhou's recipes are crazy. I made his brownies for a party. Half of us passed out the next day.

  • @IlanSaysHi
    @IlanSaysHi 5 місяців тому +84

    0:27 W song choice

    • @mollywhoppedsouls_pvp
      @mollywhoppedsouls_pvp 5 місяців тому +5

      I wept

    • @alexanderweir2382
      @alexanderweir2382 5 місяців тому +4

      He wept

    • @YandiBanyu
      @YandiBanyu 5 місяців тому +2

      What is the song called?

    • @concertmaster
      @concertmaster 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@YandiBanyuRecycle Micola Original Taste (Le Festin from Ratatouille)

    • @AgentOfBread
      @AgentOfBread 4 місяці тому

      @@concertmaster ty i was searching the comments for this

  • @emiliarain7269
    @emiliarain7269 2 місяці тому

    The tiramisu dance scared me. That was too much emotion for him, im proud of you, Canoe 🥺

  • @Fenkque
    @Fenkque 5 місяців тому +1

    HES GETTING SO GOOOD

  • @Adamlee-the-lemon-supremacist
    @Adamlee-the-lemon-supremacist 5 місяців тому +12

    Alvin videos are so calming and relaxing, like futurecanoe

  • @arsenal18100
    @arsenal18100 5 місяців тому +50

    I don’t know if you did it on purpose but with the Tiramisu the reason it didn’t become fluffy when making the cream is because you used egg yolks or whole eggs? Tiramisu cream is made solely with raw eggs, you beat the egg whites to soft peaks and the yolks until they turn pale and creamy (if you are using golden yolk eggs like I do it’s less pale but you will get a similar result) then you combine them together by folding the egg whites into the yolks and voila you have you’re cream. Also the lady fingers should be piped into a shape, as they are called fingers, not just a whole sheet put down, it did look good and I would have happily eaten a slice. Just some pointers 😊

  • @yanfire8758
    @yanfire8758 5 місяців тому +55

    12:21 he forgot to buy alcohol

  • @ghost3r__378
    @ghost3r__378 5 місяців тому +1

    as an italian that ragú made me cry also it’s way easier if you mix besciamella and a bit of ragú in a bowl

  • @stspickleball
    @stspickleball 4 місяці тому

    10:22 actually had me laughing so hard

  • @Humanfalling
    @Humanfalling 5 місяців тому +50

    Machine got a point 😔☝️ 8:09

  • @capybara._
    @capybara._ 5 місяців тому +56

    9:24 bro took a bite

    • @GhostsGenocide
      @GhostsGenocide 5 місяців тому +5

      Bro commented

    • @rach-cv552
      @rach-cv552 5 місяців тому +3

      ⁠@@GhostsGenocidebro replied.

    • @melikmourali2072
      @melikmourali2072 5 місяців тому

      14:24 wrong timestamp bro

    • @AsianCurls
      @AsianCurls 5 місяців тому +1

      @@melikmourali2072 actually I think he did take a bite out of the brownie too (left side of the pan, small spoon scoop indentation 9:50 )

  • @flashbang123100
    @flashbang123100 5 місяців тому +5

    man dont throw yourself down, you make amazing food

  • @HIImNMrName
    @HIImNMrName 23 дні тому

    your voice is so soothing to listen to

  • @BelindaHume
    @BelindaHume 4 місяці тому +1

    He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat.

  • @krisfang5729
    @krisfang5729 5 місяців тому +12

    Future canoe is a gem

  • @Nightingale_time
    @Nightingale_time 5 місяців тому +16

    Slapping the container until the butter comes out because you're too lazy to use your fingers is so real 😆

  • @juwairiyahummabdullah
    @juwairiyahummabdullah 5 місяців тому +77

    Tiramisu is usually so much simpler, if you try an authentic italian recipe you will not be so exhausted

    • @NejiRaven
      @NejiRaven 5 місяців тому +23

      Agreed. Authentic tiramisu is nowhere near that labour intensive lol. Also the caramel was an interesting touch... I feel like you'd lose the coffee flavour. Then again, I don't like toffee, so maybe I'm biased lol

    • @juwairiyahummabdullah
      @juwairiyahummabdullah 5 місяців тому +9

      @@NejiRaven i agree, tiramisu is a light desert not overly sweet, and the caramel would probably make it too heavy

    • @Jaesdaes
      @Jaesdaes 5 місяців тому

      0 p 9 p o 0a​@@NejiRaven

    • @LoreCatan
      @LoreCatan 5 місяців тому +4

      idk about the caramel myself but tbh authentic tiramisu being so light is exactly why I like these kinds of recipes. For the longest time I wasn't a fan of tiramisu, the flavor was ok but it always felt like taking a bite out of air, and I didn't understand who would enjoy eating something with such a thin cake layer.
      It wasn't until I was invited to a New Years' party where our host's parents made this tiramisu with this thick and juicy cake layer that I finally grew obsessed with it.
      None of the store bought ones or even the ones at the bakery compare, I've tried to find a place that sells something similar for ages and nothing comes close to it.
      I've been thinking about that experience for years now, and I know I'll have to bite the bullet one day and attempt to recreate it myself at this point.
      Italian tiramisu? I just don't get it man, it's like an illusion. You eat air but it's the same amount of sugar as any other cake, at the very least I'd like it to feel like actual cake.

    • @NejiRaven
      @NejiRaven 5 місяців тому +5

      @LoreCatan I'm so confused by your take. Are you sure you're not confusing Opera Cake and Tiramisu? The former has the same flavour profile (custard, coffee, cocoa) but it's cake-based. There's no cake in tiramisu. It's not a cake. It's more of a trifle, if anything. It uses lady fingers which get fat and rich when soaked in syrup, so I don't understand what you mean by thin layer?
      You don't have to like tiramisu, it's just dessert, but your last point is odd. True tiramisu isn't anywhere near as sweet as usual desserts because only 1-2 steps take sugar and cocoa is bitter. People enjoy that because not everyone wants a sickly sweet cake for dessert. If you like your recreations, that's totally fine, but it sounds like you like cake not tiramisu.

  • @rabidfurify
    @rabidfurify Місяць тому

    Tiramisu is like the easiest fancy dessert to make for a party or something specifically because you can make it several days ahead of time and the extra wait just makes it taste better

  • @gamenoob2489
    @gamenoob2489 4 місяці тому

    Canoe's music choices are just amazing, from jojo's to biggie. love it

  • @theacthatneverworksyt8473
    @theacthatneverworksyt8473 5 місяців тому +26

    No one gonna talk about how bro casually said “I usually cream it on the couch” at 8:13 😂😂🙏🏾

  • @shuuwiichi
    @shuuwiichi 5 місяців тому +29

    truly a recipe

  • @CliffThePerson
    @CliffThePerson 5 місяців тому +109

    5:17 Netflix are you still watching?
    someone’s daughter:

    • @robmarth2226
      @robmarth2226 5 місяців тому +3

      or step mother..

    • @REAL_TAMARAC
      @REAL_TAMARAC 5 місяців тому +1

      I dont get it

    • @oladrolahola
      @oladrolahola 5 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💔

    • @oladrolahola
      @oladrolahola 5 місяців тому +7

      ​@@REAL_TAMARAC don't worry about it, tis a dirty joke

    • @CliffThePerson
      @CliffThePerson 5 місяців тому +3

      @@REAL_TAMARAC you’re too innocent.

  • @lillia2724
    @lillia2724 5 місяців тому +1

    Thinking abt the vid where he failed to make Tirasmiu twice and had to to go out to console himself while comparing it to this one, you have come a long way FutureCanoe :)) I'm happy I got to see this.

  • @Noname-h7o8z
    @Noname-h7o8z 2 місяці тому

    God I love this guy. By far my favourite cooking channel of all time.

  • @ne0n_mint
    @ne0n_mint 5 місяців тому +5

    Really needed the messages in that outro today… thanks man

  • @kujalavanimalini4199
    @kujalavanimalini4199 5 місяців тому +48

    13:25
    Wasn't this a family friendly channel a few minutes ago ? 🤔

  • @PetahPro
    @PetahPro 5 місяців тому +7

    bro i just realised that you are good ytuber

  • @Mynameisanime
    @Mynameisanime 2 місяці тому

    You used more than two weeks on this video that’s crazy that’s commitment, pure and other commitment

  • @nothanks5162
    @nothanks5162 4 місяці тому

    I found your videos and shorts a short while ago but I love every single one. Your sarcasm and voice, man, I never watched these types of videos. I only watch cooking videos when I want to cook something, of course. But yours, I watch to see what you'll switch. What joke you'll make. The songs. The commentary. And if it actually turns out well. I like seeing how you evolve too. Basically, thank you for making these vids. I really adore them. And honestly, I am a bit worried for your health cause I see almost no vegetables (in most of the videos)...but it's your body, your life. So, that's all I will say, I am worried 'cause I wish you will make videos for a long time and stay healthy (even if you stop making videos), that's it. Sorry if I overreached. Again, thank you. And wish you all the best.

  • @kingsman2.065
    @kingsman2.065 5 місяців тому +26

    I love this guy's videos ,
    " Don't ask me why 👀"

  • @Doggodude123
    @Doggodude123 5 місяців тому +12

    7:24 rest in piece got me rolling of my bed😂

  • @pec-chest
    @pec-chest 5 місяців тому +7

    Lol I just finished,
    Binge watching your videos and you emmediately put out anotherone for me to watch! Thanks!

  • @nisnast
    @nisnast 4 місяці тому

    Brings a tear to my eye how much he enjoyed the lasagna, it's my favorite dish :')

  • @ivanhenderson31
    @ivanhenderson31 2 місяці тому

    I love your sense of humor. Well done. 😂