If Kira was smart

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  • @lesinare906
    @lesinare906 3 роки тому +9851

    0:45 im kinda confused this part, Killer Queen can only use 1 bomb at a time. So if he already turned the clock into a bomb then how did he turn the floor into the bomb after that? (He did active the clock but when did he touch the floor?)

    • @dankbidoof
      @dankbidoof  3 роки тому +7118

      Shit you're right, let's just say he quickly touched it while the camera was on Jotaro and pretend I noticed 😎

    • @shivank__
      @shivank__ 3 роки тому +710

      @@dankbidoof lmao

    • @chickenwingbob2881
      @chickenwingbob2881 3 роки тому +865

      Then again, this an alternate timeline where Kira won, so Killer Queen Might work differently.

    • @austerloowaterlitz1543
      @austerloowaterlitz1543 3 роки тому +120

      I knew something was up.

    • @Wk-kg7bz
      @Wk-kg7bz 3 роки тому +141

      Killer queen dont have bites za dust in this time line but he can have 2 bombs :D

  • @obamaslefteyeball1710
    @obamaslefteyeball1710 3 роки тому +4820

    ‘To be fair I didn’t know that’s how your stand worked’ is such an underrated line for jojo’s

    • @nottestellata5201
      @nottestellata5201 3 роки тому +153

      It’s also a perfect fit for Josuke “the normie” one

    • @okuyasunijimura4289
      @okuyasunijimura4289 2 роки тому +25

      I actually saw it and I do not know how it fully works maybe I can get josuke to tell you I have him here alri だから彼のスタンドは彼が触れるものは何でも爆弾です

    • @FainthedCherry
      @FainthedCherry 3 місяці тому

      Say that to Abbacchio too...

  • @Decimator69420
    @Decimator69420 3 роки тому +8443

    Shigechi: Is that a real human hand?
    Kira: No, I make realistic art
    *Kira’s goal of a quiet life has successfully been achieved*

    • @DiamondHoe
      @DiamondHoe 3 роки тому +672

      Yeah I thought he could just say it was a prop or a halloween toy

    • @mrdumdum7312
      @mrdumdum7312 3 роки тому +479

      it was in a fucking sandwich bag

    • @St0rman
      @St0rman 3 роки тому +324

      “No it is a toy for my child”

    • @austinwang1298
      @austinwang1298 3 роки тому +413

      "Bro I swear I am just a very underrated artist that makes really realistic hands."

    • @drumo2273
      @drumo2273 3 роки тому +613

      @@mrdumdum7312 You're right, a normal person would call his bluff, but we're talking about *Shigechi* here. That walking rokakaka would forget about the literal fucking severed hand the moment he saw his sandwich again.

  • @minimangamesrichminimangam7029
    @minimangamesrichminimangam7029 3 роки тому +4937

    Alternate Title:
    If Kira didn't walk into jotaro's ora range:

  • @pizzamaster.
    @pizzamaster. 2 роки тому +671

    1:10
    "killer queen has already breathed in that general direction" bro i am dead💀

  • @JordanGoldberg920
    @JordanGoldberg920 3 роки тому +6544

    He also breathe in that general direction. Best quote.

    • @CommanderOfHavok
      @CommanderOfHavok 3 роки тому +26

      Yes 🙌🏻

    • @potmagica5881
      @potmagica5881 3 роки тому +56

      I died when I 1st watched this and heard that.

    • @DietermiGamzD125
      @DietermiGamzD125 3 роки тому +6

      Yep

    • @gohcinderace8810
      @gohcinderace8810 3 роки тому +8

      Wait a second….. i even dont know i cant use kq breath to explode anything.hahahahaha now i can use it.to bad kq has breath at your comment.

    • @coolboy4410
      @coolboy4410 3 роки тому +4

      I can't stop laughing

  • @Zakaker
    @Zakaker 3 роки тому +374

    The floor tile thing was merely a flex, he could have just detonated the watch while it was flying near Jotaro, but he knew that asserting dominance was more important

    • @logandabrute
      @logandabrute 2 роки тому +7

      unless jotaro was close enough to him for the bomb to also hurt him like how josuke ran directly through a stray cat bomb
      or jotaro would just stop time and dodge because he knows kq's ability is bombing

    • @LORDMM.
      @LORDMM. 2 роки тому +1

      But what about 1:04

    • @logandabrute
      @logandabrute 2 роки тому +1

      @@LORDMM. kira was literally hiding in the bush he bombed

  • @GoodOlFiddle
    @GoodOlFiddle 3 роки тому +6451

    Smart Okuyasu vs Smart Yoshikage Kira
    The most formidable battle

    • @icemge3657
      @icemge3657 3 роки тому +250

      Our battle is would be legendary

    • @lysandre1861
      @lysandre1861 3 роки тому +336

      Smart Okuyasu would've swiped and brought Kira back to them

    • @O52T
      @O52T 3 роки тому +70

      @@lysandre1861 but then kira could’ve touched them

    • @lysandre1861
      @lysandre1861 3 роки тому +95

      @@O52T kira also had every opportunity to have KQ touch them during every single stand battle

    • @O52T
      @O52T 3 роки тому +65

      @@lysandre1861 against okuyasu maybe, but both star platinum and crazy diamond are way faster than kq and could deviate the blow.

  • @SirNile
    @SirNile 3 роки тому +834

    It's funny how even the more thought out stand abilities have such a deadly simplicity to them that if they were taken to their literal extremes, even something like the First Bomb looks way stronger than some villain stands.

  • @minimangamesrichminimangam7029
    @minimangamesrichminimangam7029 3 роки тому +3049

    Kira Casually using more than one bomb and placing his bomb on literal molecules:

    • @bigshotgaming5413
      @bigshotgaming5413 3 роки тому +149

      well he did place a bomb on air

    • @zhurks
      @zhurks 3 роки тому +99

      He transformed into oyecomova

    • @Jeremy-wj4qx
      @Jeremy-wj4qx 3 роки тому +177

      "Killer Queen has already touched that molecule"

    • @TakenNotes
      @TakenNotes 3 роки тому +50

      If he placed a bomb on the air Wouldn’t that mean...

    • @Thepre-fixfordeath
      @Thepre-fixfordeath 3 роки тому +31

      @@TakenNotes this power!

  • @bcr044
    @bcr044 3 роки тому +300

    “He also breathed in that general direction”
    *Sweats in part 8 kira*

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 3 роки тому +5

      Wait, it's even more op in part 8? (I didn't read JoJolium yet)

    • @thedevilhimself4661
      @thedevilhimself4661 2 роки тому +5

      @Francisco Aquiles Marcos Pontes you can say its a spoiler and do
      this
      i would like to know what part 8 Kira does please, i dont have the patience to read so much rn

    • @Fer15
      @Fer15 2 роки тому +23

      @@thedevilhimself4661 he is a fusion of stray cat with killer queen, he can shoot bubbles, implant them, can shot Sheer heart attack and divide his Sheer heart attack so they are smaller and can enter in a vein, and blow the minis Sheer heart attack

  • @yan_dj
    @yan_dj 3 роки тому +4293

    "If you touch something I touched, you die lol"
    How did Araki present this ability as the LEAST threatening out of Kira's three abilities/stray cat combo? That's like one step below Okuyasu in broken level

    • @yan_dj
      @yan_dj 3 роки тому +555

      @Obito Uchiha He touched a tile, which is an object stuck to the ground, not the whole floor XD

    • @alexmay9095
      @alexmay9095 3 роки тому +437

      well his fucking mini tank is literally next to indestructible and his third ability is rewinding time and killing everyone around him (if conditions are met and whatnot)

    • @depressedcowboy7687
      @depressedcowboy7687 3 роки тому +268

      The problem is it can only be used at once, he cannot make two objects into bombs simultaneously whereas za hando can yeet anything

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 3 роки тому +32

      @@yan_dj Now if it counts the same to dirt then that's other case

    • @vivelespatat2670
      @vivelespatat2670 3 роки тому +6

      Also time travel

  • @youtwoTheta
    @youtwoTheta 3 роки тому +275

    Kira Yoshikage had the most OP stand if he use 100% of his brain ngl.

    • @asinfernape8782
      @asinfernape8782 3 роки тому

      He dose

    • @zuliyani7312
      @zuliyani7312 3 роки тому +19

      Not the strongest but maybe in the top tier stand + he have btd He can lose with someone like funny valentine or wonder of u

    • @kenhdautientoitaora7676
      @kenhdautientoitaora7676 3 роки тому +3

      @@zuliyani7312 nah it strongest. Power to 1-shot everyone with ur hand is already op, plus he can also touch everything to make it a hidden bomb is just straight strongest

    • @critikasalihmeylani
      @critikasalihmeylani 2 роки тому +8

      Literally any stand with high attack status; King Crimson, The World, Star Platinum, Crazy Diamond, Chili Pepper, can donut people with ease. If it is about attacking stands with high durability though, then yeah. Killer Queen really is good at that.

    • @theworld-gy6wv
      @theworld-gy6wv 2 роки тому +6

      @@kenhdautientoitaora7676 btw he can't turn cream Into a bomb who literally has a ball of void that erases space,so it ain't even winning against cream,stands doesn't turns into a bomb,everyone knows that just the user.......
      Also notorious big can't be killed by killer queens,cause he will get regenerate cause of particles still existing if he fixed a bomb strategically plus ntb has his own stand souls,also once kq is touched by notorious big it's all over,also take kq using bomb without a limiter and forming it with a molecule as a joke,not some fanboi canons,diavlo dies so,nevermind......
      Ger ,tusk act 4, made in heaven,cream,the world,king crimson: amateurs.

  • @AmuroRay007
    @AmuroRay007 3 роки тому +865

    Jotaro: Josuke! His stand ability is bombs! He can create them through physical contact with his Sta- Kira: KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THAT FLOOR TILE!!!!

    • @shivanshsikka
      @shivanshsikka 3 роки тому +91

      Is that Joseph and Jotaro ZA WARUDO scene?

    • @needlespoon4734
      @needlespoon4734 3 роки тому +31

      @@shivanshsikka yes....yes it is

    • @basaris1277
      @basaris1277 3 роки тому +8

      @@shivanshsikka hell yeah

    • @HaiNguyen-js7kz
      @HaiNguyen-js7kz 3 роки тому +55

      *so it's the same type of stand as crazy diamond*

    • @shivanshsikka
      @shivanshsikka 3 роки тому +26

      @@HaiNguyen-js7kz Crazy Diamond: Dai ichi no bakudan *click* *BOOM*

  • @endertrade4893
    @endertrade4893 Рік тому +17

    "Btw Killer Queen breathed into that direction"
    Best line ever

  • @spaceman9222
    @spaceman9222 3 роки тому +51

    Alternate title: part 4 but nobody has plot armor

  • @Soroosh.S83
    @Soroosh.S83 3 роки тому +408

    Kira: I touched the Oxygen
    All humanity: oh fu-

    • @LuciferCaido
      @LuciferCaido 3 роки тому +43

      tecnically it would be only 1 molecule, but if it was the vacuum of space...

    • @hypercommand8778
      @hypercommand8778 3 роки тому +30

      @@LuciferCaido Kars: Guess I'll die

    • @gohcinderace8810
      @gohcinderace8810 3 роки тому +15

      @@hypercommand8778 kars has complete his goal

    • @hypercommand8778
      @hypercommand8778 3 роки тому +14

      @@gohcinderace8810 after so long
      he'll finally meet esidesi and wammu again

    • @kroton09yt15
      @kroton09yt15 3 роки тому +15

      @@hypercommand8778 *AYAYAAYAYAAAYAAAAY*
      **the pillar men pose**

  • @Nutellla
    @Nutellla 3 роки тому +33

    I love how the villan's videos of being smart make the show end so fast

    • @Toon.Hamstreak_658
      @Toon.Hamstreak_658 3 місяці тому

      Kira was always smart. VERY smart.
      The only problem was that he was NEVER a fighter, and never had a stand battle before in his life.
      Despite his inexperience in battle, he was able to calculate some admittedly simple trigonometry to stage great attacks against the duwang gang, he used atom heart father and stray cat to his advantage to create INVISIBLE homing attacks, knew how to keep distance from his own splash damage, and could improvize quite well.
      But he lacked experience with stand battles.
      After all, he's a silent killer down to his core. His specialty was either sneaking up for a kill or setting traps. Not head-to-head fights.
      I hate when they call Kira stupid.
      After all, the battle against Kira was never about FIGHTING him; it was about FINDING him. That was the whole point of the part.

  • @TimelostGamer
    @TimelostGamer 3 роки тому +893

    I wow you actually took that suggestion. Well let’s hope the word IF is the one that gets it views.

    • @hitwid
      @hitwid 3 роки тому +1

      Miller queen

    • @alexgrubb1057
      @alexgrubb1057 3 роки тому

      True that

    • @Dr._Bo
      @Dr._Bo 3 роки тому

      IF it gets 1m views that gonna be his contant

    • @thisisbananas6353
      @thisisbananas6353 3 роки тому

      just wait for him to get blessed by the algorithm

    • @aaronandmusic5689
      @aaronandmusic5689 3 роки тому

      I'm surprised you know so much about UA-cam yet have barely any views

  • @时光-e7s
    @时光-e7s 3 роки тому +62

    Alternate ending: Jotaro stops time when Kira throws the watch, he then throws the watch back and Kira gets his face blown off

    • @adoadoqmleueviado9184
      @adoadoqmleueviado9184 3 роки тому +6

      But Jotaro would still touch the watch and get transformed into a bomb so kira would just get his watch back,and even if Jotaro threw it back Kira could just remove the bomb lol

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 3 роки тому +6

      @@adoadoqmleueviado9184
      But wouldn't that give jotaro enough time for his stand to reach enough range to beat the shit out of Kira

    • @adoadoqmleueviado9184
      @adoadoqmleueviado9184 3 роки тому +1

      @@hunterofdarkness8329 But kira would can still explode Jotaro,but if Jotaro stopped time he could actually hit kira but i think kira could already have enough time to actually get out of his range

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 3 роки тому +4

      @@adoadoqmleueviado9184
      Jotaro range is 10m which is the same length of a modern house. No human can get away that easily within a second, if Kira had regeneration powers like Dio he should be able to survive and overpower injured Jotaro

    • @adoadoqmleueviado9184
      @adoadoqmleueviado9184 3 роки тому

      @@hunterofdarkness8329 But Kira could just boom jotaro before;-;

  • @bestpriest2224
    @bestpriest2224 3 роки тому +523

    Achievement Unlocked:
    Sad Town Morioh-Cho
    Bad Ending
    How did We Get Here?
    Messed up the timeline
    Daddy DIO would be proud

    • @milkisthebest2502
      @milkisthebest2502 3 роки тому +10

      DIOOOOOOOOO!

    • @gohcinderace8810
      @gohcinderace8810 3 роки тому +2

      Ora!

    • @milkisthebest2502
      @milkisthebest2502 3 роки тому +1

      @@gohcinderace8810 Yes star platinum left ora him together.

    • @kroton09yt15
      @kroton09yt15 3 роки тому +4

      **casually sits in the corner watching the Joestar family fight whilst a punchy ghost also fights alongside Jonathan**

    • @milkisthebest2502
      @milkisthebest2502 3 роки тому

      @unknowingflame02 yes it is

  • @bigpoggers6507
    @bigpoggers6507 3 роки тому +200

    Next make a "What If Jotaro Used Timestop Effectively" and include this where he approaches Kira in timestop so he can't do any of that floor tile crap

    • @Iggy58444
      @Iggy58444 3 роки тому +6

      Dude i really want that

    • @EnderJam303
      @EnderJam303 2 роки тому +2

      @@Iggy58444 same

    • @eduardobarboza9499
      @eduardobarboza9499 2 роки тому +1

      Bro, Jotaro would die in the first watch throw if he the author wanted to be to the point lmao.

  • @kuromizu6353
    @kuromizu6353 3 роки тому +181

    The moment where jotaro approached him and he was casually going back😂😂😂

  • @Lotus3.2.2.
    @Lotus3.2.2. 3 роки тому +58

    Alternate ending: If Kira didn't want a quiet life.

  • @cherryanntan1437
    @cherryanntan1437 3 роки тому +72

    if jotaro was smart: STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD!

    • @asinfernape8782
      @asinfernape8782 3 роки тому +5

      He did in the anime

    • @cherryanntan1437
      @cherryanntan1437 3 роки тому +8

      @@asinfernape8782 no if he step floor he will say "STAR PLATINUM: THE WORLD!"

  • @namishiyengar7256
    @namishiyengar7256 3 роки тому +13

    Shigechi:is that a real hand???
    kira:its a prop,i work in theatre
    part 4:END

  • @giorocksout
    @giorocksout 3 роки тому +68

    I can imagine Killer Queen waving his hand in the air to plant the bomb.

    • @hypercommand8778
      @hypercommand8778 3 роки тому +7

      literally, if killer queen touched the soil he'll instantly destroy earth in one click

    • @gohcinderace8810
      @gohcinderace8810 3 роки тому

      @Dio Brando to late i destroy your stand.

  • @Dolamieu
    @Dolamieu 2 роки тому +10

    Kira really did act like a cat - killing for fun and then always playing with its food and never making sure its truely dead beforehand

  • @JohnJohnson-lr3ve
    @JohnJohnson-lr3ve 3 роки тому +142

    These are always gold keep it up. That “3D” section tho when he threw the watch holy shit was gold

  • @theguyrnic4754
    @theguyrnic4754 3 роки тому +21

    0:39 event if he lose in this timeline, He really look bad ass! In the entire anime we never seeing Jotaro dodge a explosion!

  • @whichsherice
    @whichsherice 3 роки тому +361

    Kira was smart, just arrogant and cocky, saying his name carefree around hayato and shit.

  • @filelost9194
    @filelost9194 3 роки тому +17

    I thought that the floor tile was a stretch and then I saw "oh, and killer queen breathed in that general direction"

  • @anisekaieddomtorreto9588
    @anisekaieddomtorreto9588 3 роки тому +37

    Fun Fact: *Well, with Wisdom Lord Killer Queen, your attack AND Iq was Baito Za Dusto'ed.*

  • @basaris1277
    @basaris1277 3 роки тому +32

    "If DIO was smart..."
    I mean when he first time stopped Jotaro and he stopped when he just moved his finger. What if he doesn't done that?

    • @midnightbacon2857
      @midnightbacon2857 3 роки тому +11

      He was shocked so he accidentally canceled time stop, no amount of smartness could’ve stopped that, but if he didn’t just waste time in one of his time stops he could’ve killed jotaro

    • @AhmedEx1.
      @AhmedEx1. 10 місяців тому +1

      If dio was smart he would've killed them in the mansion, he decided to troll them instead

  • @БогданСуховенко-в3у
    @БогданСуховенко-в3у 3 роки тому +15

    Alternative title:" Everything Kira touched is a bomb

  • @gravitationalassist379
    @gravitationalassist379 3 роки тому +7

    "He also breathed in that general direction."
    Killer Queen: Exists
    The universe: Boom

  • @therandomguy6200
    @therandomguy6200 3 роки тому +29

    "He also breathed in that General Direction"
    *Explodes*
    Hey why does that remind me of Boku no rhythm wo Kiitekure?

    • @zhurks
      @zhurks 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao kira transformed into oyecomova

    • @hypercommand8778
      @hypercommand8778 3 роки тому +4

      @@zhurks oyecomova is just part 7 kira to me

    • @gohcinderace8810
      @gohcinderace8810 3 роки тому

      @@zhurks what how dare you!to bad you make me angry and kq has touch your comment.

    • @zhurks
      @zhurks 3 роки тому

      @@gohcinderace8810 Oh well you see- 12 METER EMERALD SPLASH!!!

  • @Mister_Virtual
    @Mister_Virtual 3 роки тому +2

    “Killerqueen already touched that tile 3 months ago”

  • @silverslayer6262
    @silverslayer6262 3 роки тому +69

    That would have been the case, if that’s how his stand actually worked (since when was he able to make air a bomb? And no, stray cat doesn’t count).

    • @austerloowaterlitz1543
      @austerloowaterlitz1543 3 роки тому +18

      The only time air was turned into a bomb was Stray Cat's bubble turned into a bomb, and Oyecomova's cigarette smoke with bomb pins on it.

    • @jmiesterlifeiscool4047
      @jmiesterlifeiscool4047 3 роки тому +13

      @@austerloowaterlitz1543 air wasnt turned into a bomb with stray cat tho, stray cat merely made a bubble (some substance other than air on the outside and air in the inside) and that substance is what turned into a bomb

    • @gyarik
      @gyarik 3 роки тому +7

      @@austerloowaterlitz1543 Oyecomova's bombs work differently than Killer Queen's in all ways, plus it's off topic since it's literally not Kira

    • @austerloowaterlitz1543
      @austerloowaterlitz1543 3 роки тому +1

      @@gyarik Yeah, I was just giving out examples of gas that turned into bombs. Nothing else lol.

    • @austerloowaterlitz1543
      @austerloowaterlitz1543 3 роки тому +5

      @@jmiesterlifeiscool4047 I guess the concept of Kira's bombs work like "if it's a singular object, I can turn it into a bomb". So, using that logic, a bubble itself was a singular object, so he turned that into a bomb and not the air inside it.

  • @OppoA-ni9bj
    @OppoA-ni9bj 2 роки тому +1

    okuyasu would probably slap that wind out of existence if he had more than 50 iq

  • @smickothesmickest
    @smickothesmickest 3 роки тому +48

    Shigechi: HOLY S*IT THATS A REAL HUMAN HAND AAA--
    Kira: nah, its just my wifes dead so I carry her hand around so it feels like I'm still with her. Sad amirite
    Shigechi: oh I feel u man guess ur not a killer

    • @RamielEdits
      @RamielEdits 3 роки тому +25

      Shigechi: OH.. OH MY GOD.. THATS A HUMAN HAND!?
      Kira: Jesus christ; you think I'm some sort of freak? It's a prop, I help set up your school plays!

    • @smickothesmickest
      @smickothesmickest 3 роки тому +14

      @@RamielEdits if Kira was actually smart lol

    • @gohcinderace8810
      @gohcinderace8810 3 роки тому +1

      I,kira yoshikage has a 333 iq.

  • @Toon.Hamstreak_658
    @Toon.Hamstreak_658 3 місяці тому +1

    He touched that bush, huh? So that bush is a bomb?
    Too bad *_[[ ZA HANDO ]]_* Scraped it away. Now there's no bush, and no bomb.

  • @Koc3813
    @Koc3813 3 роки тому +21

    1:19 good point

  • @ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970
    @ihavenonamestilldonthaveon8970 3 роки тому +4

    0:20 Oh damn, I thought it was just gonna be this the entire video. Him slowly outpacing Jotaro til he bleeds to death lmao

  • @beybreado
    @beybreado 3 роки тому +28

    'killer queen has touched that oxygen molecule.'

    • @lubu682
      @lubu682 3 роки тому +4

      "killer queen has already touched that hole"

  • @moreeee6410
    @moreeee6410 3 роки тому +2

    0:15
    "I was about to tell him how cool he was!"
    We know Jotaro, we know.

  • @ayoitsme_gftxd8510
    @ayoitsme_gftxd8510 3 роки тому +19

    imagine turning a sock into a bomb

  • @supereyeballman242
    @supereyeballman242 3 роки тому +2

    he also breathed in that general direction

  • @Call-me-Mango
    @Call-me-Mango 3 роки тому +11

    I’m pretty sure Killer Queen can only have one active bomb at the time so the tile thingy wouldn’t have worked

  • @drpea5189
    @drpea5189 3 роки тому +49

    Even if a character is smart in this franchise, they have this inevitable curse where they have to go through these long strips of dialogue and dramatic poses to at least begin hurting their opponent.

    • @awkwardcultism
      @awkwardcultism 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, sure.
      The thing that makes the manga with the cyborg nazi, radio tower that turns you into a robot, and people shoving parts of the Mormon Jesus into themselves to get superpowers unrealistic is that the characters do cool things and say cool stuff too often.

  • @ExoticIsaac5839
    @ExoticIsaac5839 3 роки тому +11

    That was some cool editing
    0:34

  • @Kevin-sx8wh
    @Kevin-sx8wh 3 роки тому +4

    You know even through it looks like there are multiple bombs at once it's completely believable that he could do all of this with just one bomb at a time. Or even not having the watch explode and using that as a cover for the tile.

  • @pogggaming4470
    @pogggaming4470 3 роки тому +22

    1:16 to 1:17
    Now breathing is deadly because of killer queen

    • @ikram_ar
      @ikram_ar 3 роки тому +4

      Funny coincidence, the Corona means crown virus. Crown is a thing for King or Queen so... Literally Killer Queen?

    • @paragusthesaiyan1204
      @paragusthesaiyan1204 3 роки тому +5

      @@ikram_ar Corona virus is just Killer Queen turning air molecules into bombs

    • @caiomesquita268
      @caiomesquita268 3 роки тому

      Nooooo, lungs are vital for hamon users

    • @vivelespatat2670
      @vivelespatat2670 3 роки тому

      @@paragusthesaiyan1204 So Purle Haze

  • @TKG785
    @TKG785 3 роки тому +5

    Imagine Jolyne showing up years later with her friends in Morioh to avenge her dad.

    • @ArkaSaurusRex218
      @ArkaSaurusRex218 2 роки тому +2

      "Killer queen has already touched it"
      "So, it's the same type of stand as Stone Free."

  • @elchuniloco8
    @elchuniloco8 3 роки тому +31

    If Diavolo was smart(er):
    Diavolo: Yes, Bruno and my daughter are using the elevator just as i planned, now i will take and kill her before anyone notices it.
    *ring ring*
    Diavolo: *picks a brick* What now, Doppio?
    Doppio: Boss, what if Bruno overreacts and tries to protect her by instinct? He would end killed by you.
    Diavolo: And?
    Doppio: He and his gang killed La Scuadra, right? So they would be a good replacement if we try to...
    *DING*
    Diavolo: (SHIT, THEY ARE HERE. DOPPIO, CHANGE.)
    *Doppio takes the control of the body*
    Bruno: Boss, are you here?
    Doppio: No.
    Bruno: Who are you?
    Doppio: I am a receptor, i came instead of him to protect his identity.
    Bruno: Oh... ok then. Can you tell the boss to stop the drug sell?
    Diavolo: (No.)
    Doppio: No.
    Bruno: We could make & sell pizza instead.
    Diavolo: (Holy shit, that's better.)
    Doppio: Yes.
    *And then everyone was happy for the new pizzeria chain, the end... Also Diavolo died because of indigestion.*

    • @sparkingonflames
      @sparkingonflames 3 роки тому +7

      PIZZA MAKING RATE INCREASES IN 100%

    • @astrov7ii
      @astrov7ii 3 роки тому +3

      @@sparkingonflames PIZZA MOZZARELLA

    • @chichobar1705
      @chichobar1705 2 роки тому +4

      If diavolo died , is cannon

  • @orangehatretro
    @orangehatretro 3 роки тому +3

    everyone: "why didnt kira kill the group when he could've"
    Kira: *"i dislike fighting"*

  • @TimelostGamer
    @TimelostGamer 3 роки тому +6

    Fun fact: star platinum can throw 54 punches a second.

  • @AJD558
    @AJD558 Рік тому +1

    "Killer Queen has already touched that oxygen atom."

  • @IsZelev
    @IsZelev 3 роки тому +7

    Alternate title: if Kira had Oyecomova's stand

    • @austerloowaterlitz1543
      @austerloowaterlitz1543 3 роки тому +1

      That would be OP af, especially if his stand had non-physical explosions.

    • @habibarahman8887
      @habibarahman8887 3 роки тому +1

      @@austerloowaterlitz1543 hello fellow manga readers, and yeah that would be too op lmao

    • @keemerthanever
      @keemerthanever 3 роки тому +1

      nice everyone forgets about him

    • @IsZelev
      @IsZelev 3 роки тому

      @@habibarahman8887 hello! :D

  • @derekabreu466
    @derekabreu466 2 роки тому +2

    He also breathed in that general direction quote had me dying

  • @dotdot1200
    @dotdot1200 3 роки тому +13

    as you can see
    Kira touches grass: 1:00

  • @cryptdpepsi5989
    @cryptdpepsi5989 3 роки тому +2

    “he also breathed in that general direction”

  • @Chill_yz
    @Chill_yz 3 роки тому +22

    0:44 if jotaro was smart and stopped time after witnessing a watch explode and finding his ability

    • @IchiSpadezz
      @IchiSpadezz 3 роки тому

      he already have wounds

    • @gohcinderace8810
      @gohcinderace8810 3 роки тому

      Its call cooldown.

    • @Chill_yz
      @Chill_yz 3 роки тому

      @@gohcinderace8810 Jotaro can stop time without any long term cooldowns, unlike in games, since it's mostly about balance, but in jojo, after about 5 seconds of using time stop, jotaro can stop time again for another 5 seconds and so on

    • @psychicmane7636
      @psychicmane7636 Рік тому

      @@Chill_yz it really depends on stamina using a stand does make you tired and stopping time is not easy dio was a vampire with infinite amounts of stamina and the only reason he lost is because he is also a shit stand user kind of a trend for jojo villans to not know how to use their stands effectively
      for example pucci could have fucked off somewhere in somalia and the crew would not be able to do shit after made in heaven was summoned

  • @AlphaCraftMC-m5m
    @AlphaCraftMC-m5m 11 місяців тому +1

    "He also breathed in that general direction"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @onioncutterninja1535
    @onioncutterninja1535 3 роки тому +3

    "Too bad killer queen already touched it" sounds really badass

  • @tjhunter9787
    @tjhunter9787 3 роки тому +1

    1:14 I love how you more or less described Oyekomova's stand.

  • @emol8457
    @emol8457 3 роки тому +3

    I feel like the entirity of jojo is like: ”Haha! I, the villain, have an over powered ability that you couldn’t possibily defeat”
    ”Well, I, JoJo, have a really obscure and nonsensical comeback that you could easily counter but you simply choose not to!”
    ”oH nOOooOoOO, curse you JoJo!”
    JoJo takes plot armour to a whole new level

  • @crimsontheworld772
    @crimsontheworld772 2 місяці тому +1

    "Killer Queen has also ticked your balls."

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 3 роки тому +3

    To be fair, every villain could have easily killed whatever Jojo was the protagonist at the time had they just done the most cheeky things in every part. If DIO spent less time toying with his opponents, if Kars just slashed through Joseph, if Kira just picked up rocks that Killer Queen touched, the list goes on

    • @SuperDababy2
      @SuperDababy2 3 роки тому +1

      I actually don't think Kars could have gotten a perfect angle on Joseph at first, then him not immediately killing Joseph is justified because he was literally GOD fighting a hurt leg and missing hand Joseph, not like he had to worry since he didn't know Joseph had the stone or that it would fuck him like that. But other than Joseph no other Jojo has an excuse except for maybe Giorno

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 3 роки тому

      @@SuperDababy2 Giorno, who turned into his father, and became so ridiculously overpowered against his opponent, you'd call it hacks. Kars became a God and had the ability to turn parts of himself into lethal projectiles. But he also wanted Joseph to suffer

  • @Wristymemes
    @Wristymemes 3 роки тому +1

    He also breathed in that general direction.😂

  • @thepumpkinlord643
    @thepumpkinlord643 3 роки тому +17

    Kira: i have never been caught and can turn anything into a bomb no one can stop me
    *sees inside out sock*
    Kira: *sweating*

    • @UwUcat5460
      @UwUcat5460 3 роки тому +2

      Kira : what the f**k is wrong with you?

    • @UwUcat5460
      @UwUcat5460 3 роки тому

      Kira : there i fixed it too bad killer Queen touched it.

  • @rinzintube2295
    @rinzintube2295 3 роки тому +2

    Kira: says koichis sock is inside out
    Koichi: h a s n o l e g s

  • @cookedhappyman3780
    @cookedhappyman3780 3 роки тому +4

    Killer queen has already touched the comment section.

  • @alphonyt7250
    @alphonyt7250 3 роки тому +1

    "I fart in your general direction"
    -Killer Queen

  • @FoxFox-sn4oo
    @FoxFox-sn4oo 3 роки тому +3

    Shigechi:is this real human hand?
    Kira:No.
    Part 4: *END*

  • @toricon8070
    @toricon8070 3 роки тому +1

    @description: he *did* touch Aya Tsuji and make her explode when the protagonists were checking on her. Josuke and Koichi were saved when Okuyasu used The Hand to pull them away from her just before that happened.

  • @Dragonballjojoalayer5123
    @Dragonballjojoalayer5123 2 місяці тому +7

    1:14 got me dying 😂😂

  • @astrolux2790
    @astrolux2790 3 роки тому +2

    I think this makes Kira way more likable as a villain unironically

  • @arneshpal7702
    @arneshpal7702 3 роки тому +11

    0:15 Part 3 Part 4 Jotaro 😂

  • @spy9514
    @spy9514 3 роки тому +1

    Litterally every jojo stand ever if the user was this smart

  • @alxtube7822
    @alxtube7822 3 роки тому +3

    Now i'm waiting for :"If Rohan was smart"

  • @Vladrosewood
    @Vladrosewood 3 роки тому +2

    Killer queen can literally make air molecules into bombs, this stand can be so overpowered but that would make kira way too powerful, it really doesn't need any other ability to be powerful lol

  • @aidanzieres
    @aidanzieres 3 роки тому +5

    The clip 0:02 sounds like he was about to raise his voice, but stopped himself.

  • @madhab7451
    @madhab7451 3 роки тому +2

    Dude mad props to Kira forever, one of the best villains ever

  • @Jeltz0658
    @Jeltz0658 3 роки тому +7

    Next: if Kakyoin used his paint ability

    • @Glitchy588Live
      @Glitchy588Live 3 роки тому +4

      That wasn't an ability, that was just a really thin tentacle

  • @Dragonfire-ir5ln
    @Dragonfire-ir5ln 2 роки тому +2

    The fact that jotaro doesn't immediately stop time and beat the ever living shit outta Kira is beyond me

  • @madscientist257
    @madscientist257 3 роки тому +10

    0:22 I A R I A R??

  • @Cooler-op2sm
    @Cooler-op2sm 2 роки тому +1

    “He also breathed in that general direction.” This phrase absolutely killed me☠️

  • @NaviSolrac19x18
    @NaviSolrac19x18 3 роки тому +6

    So no one is gonna talk about how the animation at 0:34 was so smooth?

  • @farahdree5457
    @farahdree5457 3 роки тому +1

    Lmaoo thats really funny especially when kira said "why do i even need a secondary ability" 😭😭😭😭

  • @Gojo13201
    @Gojo13201 3 роки тому +14

    "He also breathed in that general direction"
    Funniest shit

  • @kwebvin9939
    @kwebvin9939 3 роки тому

    If he could actually turn the air into a bomb, he wouldn't be able to control it unlike bubble-shaped air

  • @shinobix4925
    @shinobix4925 2 роки тому +5

    Honestly most of these tricks wouldn't work for two reasons,
    1) When Killer Queen turns a non-living object into a bomb it gains the ability to hurt him too, that's why he didn't detonate Stray Cat's Air bubble after Josuke started got too close to him in the final fight. Realistically Kira would never turn something he was hiding in into a bomb because it would almost certainly kill him too.
    And reason 2) Killer Queen can only turn something into a bomb by touching them with his hands. There's no way he can slyly turn a pavement tile into a bomb with his foot whilst walking, he has to make Killer Queen manifest facing down and touch it with its hands, which makes it way easier to tell what has and hasn't turned into a bomb

  • @DrKira-dy3uk
    @DrKira-dy3uk 3 роки тому

    If he was a normally socially functionate person the whole situation with Shigechi and lunch bags would be solved peacefully from the start.

  • @elsabeth6931
    @elsabeth6931 3 роки тому +7

    01:05 OKAY OKAY like you said "He also breathed in that general direction" doesn't that supposed to mean kira should be explode too because he was just behind the bush ¿? that's why he can't kill josuke that much faster

    • @lemonplayz4032
      @lemonplayz4032 3 роки тому

      I don’t think Kira’s explosions ever hurt him. Remember when he touched that dudes face to get the girl’s hand. The guy was like an inch or two from his actual face, exploded, and Kira just keeps walking. If I had to guess I’d think that maybe by nature, by bombs explode around Kira or away from him.

  • @rafrafrafraf9953
    @rafrafrafraf9953 Рік тому +1

    Alternative title: of kira was an expert fighter

  • @Sleep539
    @Sleep539 3 роки тому +4

    1:05 wouldn’t Kira get blown up because he’s right next to the bush too?

    • @no_name4796
      @no_name4796 3 роки тому

      Well the way he killed koichi should be Canon, idk why he didn't...
      Instead the other ways he kills are stupid

  • @qtaro18
    @qtaro18 3 роки тому +2

    We are all now waiting for "If Diavolo was smart"

  • @shivank__
    @shivank__ 3 роки тому +4

    Kira be bombin' Hiroshima and Nagasaki 😂
    Also can you make a video named- if Rohan kishibe actually used heaven's door. And, because of you, I have started editing! Now I have after effects, premiere pro and photoshop.

    • @blizz7249
      @blizz7249 3 роки тому +1

      Good idea. Hope he sees this

    • @shivank__
      @shivank__ 3 роки тому

      @@blizz7249 thanks

  • @bodhi1762
    @bodhi1762 3 роки тому

    Yes Kira just needed to be smart to be able to use more than one bomb at once.