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@@RedYellowBird6889 many stands have exeptions to the rules. notorious BIG and cheap trick w/ their relationship to their users, bad company having different things in its swarm, Heirophant green absoultely had multiple abilites, Love deluxe not transfering stand damage to its user, etc.
Well that wasnt stated, it was more "A person can only have one stand at a time" sub stands arent included, and outside stands bound to the user (I.E. cheap trick) also isnt included
A stand can have various abilities. A stand can have various stages, just like Echoes, but he can't be Act 1 and 3 at the same time, just like Killer Queen, you can't use the primary bomb if the Bites the Dust is activated. However, KQ is just OP and uses the primary bomb with SHA around, what a mad ass power.
"....but I don't know who it is, so time will continuously reset because they'll continue to explode even if they don't talk to the person the tiny you is on."
Dude, after Jotaro defeat you, the stands powers gets... Really weird It's no longer a stand that can shoot esmeralds, stop the time, throw fire, extreme strength, etc now we got a Kat stand that makes everything to a bomb, another one who can skip the time, reset the universe, infinite rotation, GER, etc
"Please, position your seeing organs in a way that my physical form is correctly placed in the middle of your line of sight, even though you, whom might not possess the power of a stand granted to you by the stand arrow, might not be capable of seeing my current form."
I'm a big fan of the idea that stands have identities separate from their user, and I like the idea of Killer Queen just being this chill guy that want's to just live life while Kira is, well, Kira.
Echoes act 3 can talk independently of Koichi, and mista’s bullets all have their own personalities, so it’s definitely a thing for some stands. Also, Star Platinum went to buy groceries for Jotaro without him asking it to when he was in the prison cell
*19 years later* “I have another idea” “Oh god. What no-?” “Shut!” “I need some of those exploding bubbles from 99’” “But wh-” “SHUT!” “Oh yeah, and remember that talking tank bomb that I told you about?” “Yeah.... why?” “I need more... but smaller” “Wh-“ *”MORE”*
Me: *watches okuyasu getting exploded by killer queen* kira: *realizing that okuyasu has a stand called ZA HANDO* also kira: i just destroyed my treasure
You know, the hand can destroy things without leaving a trace, just like killer queen. If he was smarter (though- this shows that kira isn't all that perfect) okyasu could have been the serial killer
Kira: kills Shigenchi KQ: So now you being hunted by Guy that restores anything to the previous state, Guy that can erase anything from reality, Guy that can stop entire universe for 5 seconds and Guy that can make anything very heavy. So what what gonna we do now? Kira: KIRA QUEEN! *this video starts*
Killer Queen: Do you want a honest criticism? That's fucking stupid. Kira: That's not criticism. Kira really out here exposing critics who just insult things.
"Oh no Kira has shapeshift into another body how we gona find him?" ~Josuke "What about that guy with the tie that has Killer Queen's Skull all over the place?" ~Jotaro "Nah, Definitely not him"~Okuyasu
"I HAVE A FORTH BOMB IDEA" "WHY DO YOU NEED A FORTH BOMB!?" "Hear me out ok" "I'm bound to you so I dont have a choice do i?" "Nope" "Ok fine what is it" "First, we cut a hole in your stomach" "..." "Then we put the stray cat plant in said hole" "..." "Then you will make the bubbles it shoots from your chest into bombs" "..." "So let me get this straight, make a hole in my chest, then you place the cat that tried to kill us in my chest, then I make those already deadly bubbles into bombs?" "That is correct" *killer queen gets up* "Where are you going?" "Calling that dolphin loving guy. I want him to kill me quick and fast"
The Requiem transformation is delayed. Once we get KQR, Bites the Dust’s only flaw will be removed. Oh and KQR will remember who was blown up before time restarts. What if KQR’s punches create land mine coins? Like coins are scattered to the ground, gold explode on contact while silver has to be detonated. The news will mention disappearances instead of serial killings.
Jojo would be way better if the stands had personalities of their own and sometimes are like "wtf are you doing" but since they're compelled to obey their user's will they're like "well fine but this is a stupid idea" And star platinum is like jotaro's conscience and and only says "ora"
Star Platinum: "Ora? Ora ora, ora ora ora!" Jotaro: "I get it, it's a terrible idea but it's the best chance we've got!" Star Platinum: **sighs** "Ora ora? Ora ora ora..." Jotaro: "Yare yare daze. Just punch him already, will you?" Star Platinum: "Ora."
To be fair, the mini Tank is invincible and he can still use his main *touch anything and it becomes a bomb* powers alongside it. ......not that he ever does that again after the ONE THAT TIME!
Kage1713 I don't think he can, the fight with Koichi he withdraws it. If Koichi was to attack Kira instead of SHA he would unlikely need to withdraw it and SHA would have killed him. He can still use KQ for combat but I honestly can't remember two bombs at once which he mentions he can't do, but as I wrote this as I went along I remember the fight with the guys in the alley and now I'm confused
He can use both bombs, it's just that we never get to see this in combat, we only see this when Kira was about to get mugged on his way back to pick up SHA when it was under the effect of Echoes ACT 3, he blows off the guy's fingers. What your thinking of is that Killer Queen can't use the hand that SHA came from when it's active the other one is fair game.
Also, the fact that he could use Killer Queen in conjunction with Sheer Heart Attack was part of the reason why Koichi wasn't able to take him down, as there were two stands and he could only 3 freeze one of them
the only time he couldn't use the bombs was when bites the dust was active, im confused actually as why he didn't use sheer heart attack with stray cat's bubbles during his fight with josuke
Kira: Hey I got another bomb idea. KQ: Really... We just made one. Kira: Yes but this one is more logical than the last one. So you know that cat that died in our basement? KQ: Yeah... Kira: I buried it. KQ: And it came up controlling air and crap right? Kira: Yup! Kira: So I'm gonna have it shoot bubbles KQ: And? Kira: You're gonna touch them and make bombs. KQ: Wow Kira... That's actually fairly good. Kira: And its gonna live inside you. KQ: Ok- WAIT WHAT!?
“Ok, I have another idea.” “*Please just stop this.” “Shut up, this one is a really good idea.” “So basically, do you see that flower with a face?” “*Uh, yeah.” “It goes inside of you.” “*Excuse me wha-“ “And it makes air bubbles that you plant bombs into, and when they get close to someone they explode.” “The bubbles are also invisible, since they’re made of air.” “*That would actually not be a bad idea, if it weren’t for me having to put a fucking dead cat’s stand into my own body.” “Shut up and vore the flower.”
K: I have a suggestion. KQ: I'm not gonna make you another bomb, Kira. K: No no, you don't need to create a completely new idea, I came up with one myself. KQ: (sigh) Ok let's hear it... K: Alright, so we've got Stray Cat- KQ: Mhm. K: And we take its bubbles- KQ: Yes? K: ... and put a bomb in it! KQ: ... What... K: Trust me, it'll work. That way, we won't have to throw objects that you touched, in order to have ranged attacks. KQ: I wish I was a Joestar's Stand...
Kira: I have an idea Killer Queen: what? Kira: So I found a plant Killer Queen: Ok..? Kira: It has a cat face Killer Queen: I love cats Kira: Actually that plant is a Stand user Killer Queen: ...Neat. what it can do? Kira: Blowing a wind that can kill you Killer Queen: That's awesome Kira: So I want you to combine your power with this plant, to make an invisible bomb Killer Queen: That's a pretty cool idea tbh Kira: But it will attached into your stomach Killer Queen: ...
I know it’s a jojoke, but the reason bites the dust doesn’t tell kira who set it off is because bites the dust as it functions is exactly what kira wants - a perfectly quiet life where he can kill over and over again without any consequence. Not knowing that he’s in a time loop also means that he can enjoy each quiet day to its fullest.
Star Platinum: swore his loyalty for the sake of killing dio Tusk Act 2: swore his loyalty because it had been evolved Killer queen: swore his loyalty to live a quiet life but instead be forced to vore a literal flower cat
"Killer Queen! I need another bomb!" "You know this isn't the best time for that, right? We've just been discovered by Josuke and I'm face to face with his Crazy Diamond!" "Yes, yes! But I really got a good one this time that will save us!" "Spill it." "Remember that plant cat that almost killed me just now?" "Oh yea, I had almost forgotten about that." "Well, they probably DID. So, I want you to use its invisible air bubbles to make invisible explosions." "Ok. Team up with the plant. Got it." "Nono. I want you to Put-It-In-You." "...Come again?"
Some Stands actually do that. For example... _Minor Spoiler For Part 5:_ Trish's Stand, Spice Girl, is a fully-aware and autonomous being, who talks to her, gives her advice, and even does things completely of her own volition.
I think it's the preservence stat. Like star platinum has an A in that in part 3. So he's able to do things on his own. That's why he was a problem to jotaro in the prison cell. And that's also how dio was able to activate time stop for the first time. The world needed too protect him
“Okay so I have another idea, we get this cat, turn it into a flower and put it in your chest, the cat blows bubbles which you turn into bombs and the cat shall be called stray cat despite it having a home in your chest, I know this may sound stupid but who wouldn’t want a glorified bubble blower of a cat in their chest” - Kira (probably)
KQ: "My owner keeps coming up with hairbrained ideas for powers that don't even make sense! I mean, how is Bites The Dust even supposed to work, with the whole time thing?" KC: "Tell me about it."
THE WORLD: Bitch, please, how do you stop time for 10 seconds but have it feel like a few minutes if time is frozen then the ten seconds would never pass, but time isn't just slowed down because nothing can move at all, so how is time be frozen and time be passing at the same time??
@@flawedosiria6181 ZA WARUDO: Plus my stand user took time to find a road roller instead of kill him right there. Jotaro can only move for 2s. And his stand can copy my ability for being the same type of stand. WTF is that suppose to mean???
god the nostalgia I remember I watched this vid before watching Jojo and was confused af and then literally a month later I caught up with the anime and this made so much more sense lol
This may sound impossible but all I want is a sitcom with DIO and Kira leaving in a house together, plotting to kill the Joestars or something. Their Stands are just like in this video, or have their own funny personality. Ok let's go to pitch this to Fox!
What about a Sitcom with all the JoJo Main villains , memestatic.fjcdn.com/pictures/Jojo_e8c1e4_6226361.jpg, memestatic.fjcdn.com/pictures/Jojo_dcad1d_6226361.jpg
@@cameronballz6154 Killer queen is a representation of the part of him that genuinely wants a quiet life because he has no finger nails to have grow. It's only Kira who has the mind control finger nails.
Not gonna lie who ever voiced Kira did a great job since he could easily pass as him on an actual part 4 dub just by his emotions of delivering the lines. Lastly, would love to see more of SFM videos by this creator none the animations look clunky or stupid like others plus the jokes in this were subtle which made it more enjoyable. Unlike stupid humor which is why I enjoy this since it's not cancerous annoying humor.
Whenever you watch the video you find out kira's identity, you explode and time resets to the begining of tne video The third bomb has been activated BITES ZA DUSTO
"I need *_another_* bomb" **Sighs** "awh jesus* "No no, this one will be good!" "I can *_only_* use one bomb at at time, why do we need three-" " *_s h u t u p._* " **sighs in Japanese** "Okay, so it'll make a tiny you."
@@yinnacle9885 Dude, this comment's like a year old... Anyway, the reason I went with 'majority-based' is because people keep using that certain _bon mot_ for some reason while the word insanity has a *_completely different_* definition.
I can't even find the words to describe how much I genuinely love this video. The animation is on point, I adore their movements and body language. I love Kira's eyelashes, mwah. The tank is neat too lmao. I was laughing uncontrollably the entire video, and then that last fucking line with its perfect delivery to top everything off absoultely sent me.
Diavolo: I need a time ability like Dio KC: ok Diavolo: I skip time KC: that's fine Diavolo: but I can move in it KC: Wha- Diavolo: but I can't damage anyone until it's done KC: Excuse m- Diavolo: They don't remember what's happening in that period KC: ok this is too fa- Diavolo: And I can also clip through anywhere! KC: *enraged face but not screaming followed by a sigh*
KC: HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA DO THAT? Diavolo: It's your job. Also, I want another ability. KC: I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING DO THE FIRST ONE?! Diavolo: Ok, hear me out, it'll help with the first one. KC: Jesus Christ this better be good. Diavolo: Ok, so, it's a tiny face. KC: Wha- Diavolo: It's basically a second face on your forehead KC: W-Why? Why is this helpful- Diavolo: If I pull my hair over my eyes I can see 10 seconds into the future with this second face. KC: THAT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE Diavolo: Oh, and it's 100% accurate, without fail. KC: *crying*
![20th Century Boy [JJBA Animation]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/WgPM_folP_E/mqdefault.jpg)
I can't tell if Killer Queen said
"Why can't I just be a simple cat, man..." or "why can't I just be a simple cat man..."
Shut Up I'm Tired no comma
"Because hands make my dick rock hard!"
Well the auto generated captions say "cat man" so I guess it's "cat man"
obviously because the auto generated captions are _always_ right!
Omeyara 0 yes
both are fitting
Imagine being a stand only to help someone with a hand fetish
Hey, shut up i had enough with those teenagers, stop kinkshaming
Yoshikage Kira lol nice
Yoshikage Kira I have hands
@@wolfrock04 sacrifice them to our Lord and savior, David Bowie
@@sanpurutekisuto6709 It's a Bucket of Hands so here we go
Killer Queen just wants a quiet life.
Killer queen just wants to be a simple cat
KIRA QUEEN BITES ZE TAIL
Just like kira
But KIRA GOT A BONER FROM ZA HANDO
1:19
"Do you want an honest criticism?"
"Yes."
"That's fucking stupid."
"That's not criticism."
Medic Gaming
It is I
*robot rock begins playing*
"I need another bomb."
@@zar1536 ''Ah, jesus...''
"A stand can only have 1 ability"
Yoshikage Kira :
1 main ability i would assume that and they are expections.
@@RedYellowBird6889 many stands have exeptions to the rules. notorious BIG and cheap trick w/ their relationship to their users, bad company having different things in its swarm, Heirophant green absoultely had multiple abilites, Love deluxe not transfering stand damage to its user, etc.
And you miss the ability to say "ability".
Well that wasnt stated, it was more "A person can only have one stand at a time" sub stands arent included, and outside stands bound to the user (I.E. cheap trick) also isnt included
A stand can have various abilities.
A stand can have various stages, just like Echoes, but he can't be Act 1 and 3 at the same time, just like Killer Queen, you can't use the primary bomb if the Bites the Dust is activated. However, KQ is just OP and uses the primary bomb with SHA around, what a mad ass power.
"So it's a tank. But a small tank."
The delivery of that line kills me every time
Sheer Heart attack is one hell of a Tank. Can tank so many hits from Star Platinum.
And it has a skull on it. And it can talk to people.
Rummy_Rin, Casual Gamer
Do you want an honest criticism? That’s fucking stupid
Kawaii Potato
T H A T S N O T C R I T I C I S M
"Ok, ~so it's a tank~..... BUT a _/small/_ tank..."
_The fact that it is Araki’s favorite villain is understandable._
He is also straight
underSTANDable
Araki really love part 4 doesn't he
@@DioGriffinKirby **angry mista noises**
@HCtua me: casually stabs myself
The fact that Kira is tecnicly talking to himself when talks to Killer Queen, makes this funnier in a bizzare way
not really. kq is sentient just like ger
@@DevoDude but GER is sentient on a whole another level
But still correct
@@tdpuuhailee8222 well ye but only bc REQUIEM
I mean, sheer heart attack is sentient, so Killer Queen might also be sentient
@@cameronballz6154 sheer heart attack isn't sentient. It follows heat
“Will they explode?”
“They will explode.”
“o k a y”
"after they explode time will reset."
“...and will create a constant time loop until find out who blew you up.”
"....but I don't know who it is, so time will continuously reset because they'll continue to explode even if they don't talk to the person the tiny you is on."
"why can't i just be a simple cat man?"
@@yeejus9257 "cause hands MAKE MY DICK ROCK HARD"
"Okay so it'll make a tiny you"
"What?"
"Shut"
Ora ora ora ora ora ora
Dude, after Jotaro defeat you, the stands powers gets... Really weird
It's no longer a stand that can shoot esmeralds, stop the time, throw fire, extreme strength, etc now we got a Kat stand that makes everything to a bomb, another one who can skip the time, reset the universe, infinite rotation, GER, etc
Dio Brando **click** stone mask explodes
Tiny Queen.
Alexis Guardado Vela he probably knows about pucci’s one
Killer Queen being a part of Kira makes this better. It's like he KNOWS his ideas are stupid deep down but he refuses to acknowledge that.
Kira tells his subconscious “*SHUT*”
Tf one reply
Turururururururururu!!!
@@zawarudo622 S H U T
I like how Killer Queen face in the anime is always Confused
“Okay so I will make a tiny you”
“What?”
*”S h u t”*
Funniest crap I’ve ever seen or heard
Ok Josuke, but dang ur hair is looking bad today.
Ya funny
1:20
Japanese: Killa Qween
English: Deadly Queen
Auto-Generated Captions: Kedar Cream
Auto-generated captions: Cheddar Cheese!
I gave a like, now it's at 69
cream
Might as well Cream Cheese
Im dead crying on the ground breaking through the fourth dimension
“It’s a tank. A very small tank. With a skull and it talks to people”
Ah yes Sheer Heart Attack’s very large vocabulary of “Over” and “Here”
And ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
*Look over here!*
* looks and is probably blown up by now unless having plot armor *
"Please, position your seeing organs in a way that my physical form is correctly placed in the middle of your line of sight, even though you, whom might not possess the power of a stand granted to you by the stand arrow, might not be capable of seeing my current form."
K O C C H I W O M I R O
hey that can say kocchi, wo, and mirro
"Will they explode?"
"They WILL explode."
"Okay."
My favorite part
I love the implication that he suggested bombs that don't explode
Mista don’t like the like couter
It's like the facts that it WILL explode is the only consolation for killer queen lol
I like this part a bit more:
“Why can’t I be a simple cat man?”
“Because hands make my d*ck ROCK HARD”
Just had to clear that up.
I'm a big fan of the idea that stands have identities separate from their user, and I like the idea of Killer Queen just being this chill guy that want's to just live life while Kira is, well, Kira.
he wants to live a quiet life too
To be frank, some of them seem formed by the hidden aspects of someone's personality...
@@saidi7975 I mean, Golden Wind's Fugo has Purple Haze.
Echoes act 3 can talk independently of Koichi, and mista’s bullets all have their own personalities, so it’s definitely a thing for some stands. Also, Star Platinum went to buy groceries for Jotaro without him asking it to when he was in the prison cell
More like Red Hot Chili Peppers
I watched this before watching part 4 thinking this was made up
BOY WAS I WRONG
Everything in Jojo sounds made up. Remember when Cars killed the Nazis with an squirrel, wich also was his hand.
@@hailgiratinathetruegod7564 or when jojo of the same part made a tommy gun out of thin air
@@soms4676 or when kakyoin hit someone with emerald splash
the liner nah, that's bullshit
@@theliner989 Nobody's ever deflected the Emerald Splash
Me hypothetically showing this to my non-Jojo obsessed friend: “I almost wish this was an exaggeration.”
So it’ll make a tiny you
I'm stupid
Great days start with a couple breakdowns
For me it would be me showing this to my hypothetical friend
I FUCKEN DID THIS TOO
Kira: Kills for fifteen years without a single trace or lead
Also Kira:
All that happened because a dog took his lunch
All because some fat fuck wanted his sandwich
Switch Gamer37 i feel bad for diavolo he did a lot of bad shit but no one deserves INFINITE DEATH
@@kirbo8595 he killed best boys, he deserved this
Hmm he did but he also had a best boy
*19 years later*
“I have another idea”
“Oh god. What no-?”
“Shut!”
“I need some of those exploding bubbles from 99’”
“But wh-”
“SHUT!”
“Oh yeah, and remember that talking tank bomb that I told you about?”
“Yeah.... why?”
“I need more... but smaller”
“Wh-“
*”MORE”*
I'm using it for good this time killer queen
“They’ll make tiny, almost surgical explosions inside someone’s bloodstream to clear out blood clots.”
“I can only use one bomb at a time! How will I make multiple?”
This is just animal abuse now 😭
@UCnhl-vyy_qmCs9jvjAw0BSw BECAUSE THIS TIME MY HANDS MAKES MY DICK ROCK HARD
"I need another bomb." "-I can make anything a bomb." "-But this will be a *cool* bomb."
Yed Man -Ok?
-Ok, so it's a tank...
But it's a small tank.
And it has a skull on it, and can talk to people.
Do you want an honest criticism?
David Gibson That’s not criticism
Me: *watches okuyasu getting exploded by killer queen*
kira: *realizing that okuyasu has a stand called ZA HANDO*
also kira: i just destroyed my treasure
ZA HANDO
WAURDO
David Gibson we dont know if okuyasu’s hand is a girl
SuperSansCraft 1212 abbschio’s stand dosent look like a man and abbachio is a guy
You know, the hand can destroy things without leaving a trace, just like killer queen. If he was smarter (though- this shows that kira isn't all that perfect) okyasu could have been the serial killer
FUCK SHIT I NEED HIS STAND IT IS LITERALLY A HAND I NEED IT
Killer Queen: I've got an idea for a bomb.
Kira: What is your idea for a bomb?
Killer Queen: You see, we get an ambulanc-
Kira: SHUT.
UP.
**angery hand fetish noises**
I want this so bad now😂
*Killer Queen Snickers*
Astronomía start playing
Stand AMBULANCO RED. Ability: WHEELS ON ZA BUS
We NEED a sitcom with Kira and Killer Queen as the main characters.
I would watch that
@@calebyreed5501 Oh yeah😂
The closest thing we have is Joel's Meme House
Saddly, Kira declined.
Something about it would ruin his sleep schedule, doesn't want to be the center of attention, and Hands...whatever that means.
This guy needs to voice Kira when they dub it.
I agree
Completely
Same
it's senile snake
He would genuinely be a good VA
KQ: why can't I bee a simple cat man?
Kira: B E C A U S E H A N D S M A K E M Y D I C K R O C K - H A R D
ZA HANDO
o no
*the guy named hanz* D:
1:17
Diavolo: *EW!!! YOU NASTY @$$ BASTARD!!!*
1:19 Yoshikage Kira in a nutshell.
True
Kira: kills Shigenchi
KQ: So now you being hunted by Guy that restores anything to the previous state, Guy that can erase anything from reality, Guy that can stop entire universe for 5 seconds and Guy that can make anything very heavy. So what what gonna we do now?
Kira: KIRA QUEEN!
*this video starts*
@@xolagix Jotaro hasn't used Star Platinum for about 10 years so now he can only stop time for like 2 sec max
@H M yes but SP durability deceased from A to E
True
Killer Queen: Do you want a honest criticism? That's fucking stupid.
Kira: That's not criticism.
Kira really out here exposing critics who just insult things.
"Oh no Kira has shapeshift into another body how we gona find him?" ~Josuke
"What about that guy with the tie that has Killer Queen's Skull all over the place?" ~Jotaro
"Nah, Definitely not him"~Okuyasu
"Probably not"
-Joseph Joestar
@@thatrandomnerd6996 I thought of the same quote
Nah, definitely not him
@The Charm City SINNER #PWChopShop
I also thought of that quote that he thought of
He could’ve just stopped fixing the hand while they were dealing with the girl on the floor
I just realized he said “a tiny you” not “a tiny u” and I have spent the last 4 weeks figuring out where the tiny u is
no one like this post the likes are perfect
Wow
Goddamnit that's what I thought
I liked it :)
Don’t forget “I said look” he says that occasionally though
"I HAVE A FORTH BOMB IDEA"
"WHY DO YOU NEED A FORTH BOMB!?"
"Hear me out ok"
"I'm bound to you so I dont have a choice do i?"
"Nope"
"Ok fine what is it"
"First, we cut a hole in your stomach"
"..."
"Then we put the stray cat plant in said hole"
"..."
"Then you will make the bubbles it shoots from your chest into bombs"
"..."
"So let me get this straight, make a hole in my chest, then you place the cat that tried to kill us in my chest, then I make those already deadly bubbles into bombs?"
"That is correct"
*killer queen gets up*
"Where are you going?"
"Calling that dolphin loving guy. I want him to kill me quick and fast"
Kira: "bitch I will blow up this whole town is that what you want?!'
KQ:"yes!!'
Kira:"Oh well why didn't you just say so?'
KQ's rage intensifies
The Requiem transformation is delayed. Once we get KQR, Bites the Dust’s only flaw will be removed. Oh and KQR will remember who was blown up before time restarts.
What if KQR’s punches create land mine coins? Like coins are scattered to the ground, gold explode on contact while silver has to be detonated.
The news will mention disappearances instead of serial killings.
Can someone make an animation for this?
Should've called an ambulance instead
SBR Universe: *exists*
Killer Queen: "Oh Neptune..."
kedar cream 🐱: ohh why can't I just be a simple cat man
Kira : B E A C U S E H A N D S M A K E M Y D I C K R O C K-H A R D
What
@@jesus-lm4yy in subtitle it says kedar cream to killer queen
@@jesus-lm4yy yo the Bible was good and all but jeez man can’t y’all dudes in heaven make it easier to read this stuff?
@@gomicgamer1245 nice subtitles
Why do I feel like this comment is stolen or this was the original
Jojo would be way better if the stands had personalities of their own and sometimes are like "wtf are you doing" but since they're compelled to obey their user's will they're like "well fine but this is a stupid idea"
And star platinum is like jotaro's conscience and and only says "ora"
Star Platinum: "Ora? Ora ora, ora ora ora!"
Jotaro: "I get it, it's a terrible idea but it's the best chance we've got!"
Star Platinum: **sighs** "Ora ora? Ora ora ora..."
Jotaro: "Yare yare daze. Just punch him already, will you?"
Star Platinum: "Ora."
Check out sex pistols
Cheap Trick whispers hello.
Echoes act 3.
spice girl would like to speak to you
To be fair, the mini Tank is invincible and he can still use his main *touch anything and it becomes a bomb* powers alongside it.
......not that he ever does that again after the ONE THAT TIME!
sounds like Sheer Heart Attack.... tanked
Kage1713 I don't think he can, the fight with Koichi he withdraws it. If Koichi was to attack Kira instead of SHA he would unlikely need to withdraw it and SHA would have killed him. He can still use KQ for combat but I honestly can't remember two bombs at once which he mentions he can't do, but as I wrote this as I went along I remember the fight with the guys in the alley and now I'm confused
He can use both bombs, it's just that we never get to see this in combat, we only see this when Kira was about to get mugged on his way back to pick up SHA when it was under the effect of Echoes ACT 3, he blows off the guy's fingers.
What your thinking of is that Killer Queen can't use the hand that SHA came from when it's active the other one is fair game.
Also, the fact that he could use Killer Queen in conjunction with Sheer Heart Attack was part of the reason why Koichi wasn't able to take him down, as there were two stands and he could only 3 freeze one of them
the only time he couldn't use the bombs was when bites the dust was active, im confused actually as why he didn't use sheer heart attack with stray cat's bubbles during his fight with josuke
Me knowing nothing about Jojo: “Haha, this is weird”
Me reading JoJo lore: “...my god.....”
What?
Oh no
Everything in this video is so God damn true and hilarious because Killer Queen 3rd ability is ironic but powerful at the same time
Now i get it
So it's weird eh?
i’m just like “imagine talking to your own stand which is basically you who can’t even talk back”
mista and pucci: Maybe.
"OK, so it'll make a tiny you."
"WHAT?!"
"Shut!"
accidently turned volume to max when he talked about his fetish in the middle of class
"Because hands make my dick *R O C K H A R D!"*
Teacher: "Please leave the room."
"Accidentally"
Was it tho?
That means you had to have watched the whole video at max volume. Why didn't you turn it down beforehand?
He pressed the volume button last moment
First things First why ur watching fucking jojo sfm's in the Middle of class?
Killer Queen just wanted a quiet life
*COUGH* copied comment *COUGH*
He just wants the most peaceful life
But I wanted too
That cat wanted *☆PEACE AND TRANQUILITY☆*
@@losted9482 Nani??!! (Bites of dust, activates)
[Insert that beautiful dramatic music]
Kira: so it’s a tank. But a small tank. With a skull on it. And it can talk to people.
North Korea:........go on.
I think people are under appropriating
“Okay it’s a tank... but a *smaaaall* tank”
Did you mean appreciating?
"and can talk to people"
'tis but a smol tank, but 'tis a stronk tank
Kira: Hey I got another bomb idea.
KQ: Really... We just made one.
Kira: Yes but this one is more logical than the last one. So you know that cat that died in our basement?
KQ: Yeah...
Kira: I buried it.
KQ: And it came up controlling air and crap right?
Kira: Yup!
Kira: So I'm gonna have it shoot bubbles
KQ: And?
Kira: You're gonna touch them and make bombs.
KQ: Wow Kira... That's actually fairly good.
Kira: And its gonna live inside you.
KQ: Ok- WAIT WHAT!?
Yours Is the Best comnent
Genius
I wish this was in the video
@@flaccidpancake7003 We can all agree to that 😄
Wait if dmg of a stand reflects rhe user how is the can in killer queen
UNLESS
Oh my god he gutted himself
English sub Kira: "I had an erection"
English dub Kira: 1:19
Duwang Kira: 'i h a d a b o n e r'
What the hell?!?
Kira in a nutshell
@@miuiruma7447 subtitles big succ
The English version literally says it my cock rock hard
I still can't over the fact that Kira was defeated by Za Hando. Irony at its finest
“Ok, I have another idea.”
“*Please just stop this.”
“Shut up, this one is a really good idea.”
“So basically, do you see that flower with a face?”
“*Uh, yeah.”
“It goes inside of you.”
“*Excuse me wha-“
“And it makes air bubbles that you plant bombs into, and when they get close to someone they explode.”
“The bubbles are also invisible, since they’re made of air.”
“*That would actually not be a bad idea, if it weren’t for me having to put a fucking dead cat’s stand into my own body.”
“Shut up and vore the flower.”
I was going to make the joke too but you beat me to it
Killer Queen is a good boi
Can we get a second one now
@@sweetdippers2199 one day, hopefully, maybe, no idea.
Please don't say vore the flower, ever again
K: I have a suggestion.
KQ: I'm not gonna make you another bomb, Kira.
K: No no, you don't need to create a completely new idea, I came up with one myself.
KQ: (sigh) Ok let's hear it...
K: Alright, so we've got Stray Cat-
KQ: Mhm.
K: And we take its bubbles-
KQ: Yes?
K: ... and put a bomb in it!
KQ: ... What...
K: Trust me, it'll work. That way, we won't have to throw objects that you touched, in order to have ranged attacks.
KQ: I wish I was a Joestar's Stand...
Kaan Dagdas oh wait... lmao
Joey Greetings AAAAH! HAHA!
yes.
I mean, he kinda does become one
Kaan Dagdas well, in jojolion yoshikage kira is a joestar so that makes jojolion killer queen a joestar's stand
And then...
*HAIL. TO. YUUUU*
_A wild Jojolion just appeared_
"will they explode?"
"They will explode."
"Ok."
Therapist: Thicc Killer Queen isn't real, he can't hurt you
Thicc Killer Queen: 0:33
S H U T
So it will make a tiny you
What?
@@Anonymous-User462 *SHUT*
@@P0L0_312 it will make a tiny you will stay on a person, and if anyone talks to that person the tiny you will appear in that person's eye
This Guy has the perfect voice for English Kira.
what do you think of the official english kira?
@@SmashLiXs WESKER
@@Marbs776 what?
@@SmashLiXs same va as Albert wesker
@@blitz4779 who?
“Okay so, now we’re in an alternate universe and I’m a sailor,”
*_“wot?!”_*
“Anyway I want bubbles”
'Are they all bombs?'
'Yes, and they all explode.'
'This, I'm actually good with'
"Goddammit...okay
Is just exploding bubbles?"
"Yes"
"Okay"
"Also...I want another tank*
*_Killer queen screams in pain_*
"So, bubbles, lots of it"
"Yes, but also a lot of tiny tanks"
**Screams eternally**
Don't worry, this kira has a fetish for his own hand
-And I want a tank
-You already have a tank
-*I N E E D M O A R*
Kira: I have an idea
Killer Queen: what?
Kira: So I found a plant
Killer Queen: Ok..?
Kira: It has a cat face
Killer Queen: I love cats
Kira: Actually that plant is a Stand user
Killer Queen: ...Neat. what it can do?
Kira: Blowing a wind that can kill you
Killer Queen: That's awesome
Kira: So I want you to combine your power with this plant, to make an invisible bomb
Killer Queen: That's a pretty cool idea tbh
Kira: But it will attached into your stomach
Killer Queen: ...
This is the fourth bomb in a nutshell ngl
Okuyasu:That's sound great,btw I use my *ZA HANDO* to remove some Oxygen and carbon dioxide
I know it’s a jojoke, but the reason bites the dust doesn’t tell kira who set it off is because bites the dust as it functions is exactly what kira wants - a perfectly quiet life where he can kill over and over again without any consequence. Not knowing that he’s in a time loop also means that he can enjoy each quiet day to its fullest.
Star Platinum: swore his loyalty for the sake of killing dio
Tusk Act 2: swore his loyalty because it had been evolved
Killer queen: swore his loyalty to live a quiet life but instead be forced to vore a literal flower cat
I kinda think that the Killer queen belly flap is more like a container with resealable lid
"Swore his loyalty"
@@crystalpyr0997 Why Kira didn't hide his hands or some fruit snacks like the despicable baby he is is yet to be explained.
@@urbadingus5602 it was probably used to store sheer heart attack ngl
@@urbadingus5602 Because they would be visible maybe? Only the stand is invisible to non stand users. Honestly, he's probably tried it.
"Killer Queen! I need another bomb!"
"You know this isn't the best time for that, right? We've just been discovered by Josuke and I'm face to face with his Crazy Diamond!"
"Yes, yes! But I really got a good one this time that will save us!"
"Spill it."
"Remember that plant cat that almost killed me just now?"
"Oh yea, I had almost forgotten about that."
"Well, they probably DID. So, I want you to use its invisible air bubbles to make invisible explosions."
"Ok. Team up with the plant. Got it."
"Nono. I want you to Put-It-In-You."
"...Come again?"
killer queen don't get shit as long as i'm here
"Get more hands and I will!"
Killer queen: bites the flower
@@crazydiamond8398 since when could you talk without Josuke making you?
Kira:Open your Abs
KQ:Wh-What?!
Kira:
*Open.Your.Abs*
“it’s a tiny u”
“a-“
“shut!”
It will be a tiny you...... And it will stay on a person
poley the animating and gaming monster and if anyone talks to the tiny u is on the tiny u will appear on their eye
@@tammy.pooplord will they explode?
@@p0l3zasananimator82 they will explode
@@Kajreir okay....
Kira: I have idea.
Killer Queen: oh no.
Kira: We take this flower cat and put it inside you.
Killer Queen: Nani?
A slide whistle should be the noise all stands make when they appear.
*Space*
Or a boop noise
Or a pop sound effect.
Kars, the ultimate being Hey Kars, how is space
*nods*
imagine if your stand would talk to you like it's their job to be your stand
Some Stands actually do that.
For example...
_Minor Spoiler For Part 5:_
Trish's Stand, Spice Girl, is a fully-aware and autonomous being, who talks to her, gives her advice, and even does things completely of her own volition.
Honestly, that would be the best thing
@@maultt act 3 does that spice girl too
I think it's the preservence stat. Like star platinum has an A in that in part 3. So he's able to do things on his own. That's why he was a problem to jotaro in the prison cell.
And that's also how dio was able to activate time stop for the first time. The world needed too protect him
Oh my god yes
"shut up."
"👁ʍ👁"
NICE
Make me a fourth domb
my dumbass was wondering how you flipped the w upside down and then i realized it was a fucking m
Is Angy
1:00 I love how Kira says this KQ is just like "Now we're talkin."
Motherfukkin Kira has the fukkin Death Note on his bed stand. I see what u did there.
Cdubs B heh, "stand"
Where is L/Near?
@@nidhinninan1071 hayato
Cause hes kiraa
To be honest, Bites the Dust was a pretty ridiculous power that really had nothing to do with anything.
It just works!
...pun intended.
Well he did it in order to prevent Hayato from telling anyone that Kira took Kosaku's face and prints so its more like a way to keep Hayato shut.
how bout they just explode and noone believes an 11 year old that 5-6 mising persons just straight up blew up
*Gains useless ability*
Looks like I'm God, now.
It was just to tip the scales in Kira’s favor, since the gang was rapidly closing in on him prior to getting bites the dust.
Auto-generated english translation:
*"KEDAR CREAM"*
*KEDAR CREAM DIE SAN NO BUT OH DAN BITES THA DUST OH*
@@lauriemulsman9267 *N-NANI?!*
kedar cream sound like a cream cheese brand
@@Serenity-so4to kedar cream has already touched the ice cream box
Me: _He is definitely a guy who wants to live a _*_quiet life_*_ without making _*_bombs._*
Yoshikage Kira: *ok bet*
Why does Kira have a Death Note on his ---- OOOOOOOOH CLEVER.
Sher hearth attack
his name is Kira after all
@@fabrypetty1689 the only name on there is Hayato
Where is it tho?
Emperor X 0:48 on the left on the nightstand.
So that's the reason why Killer Queen gave up when Kira told him to destroy those hands in the Ghost Alley.
This constantly reminds me of the fact that Part 4 only happened because there was a serial killer who goes rock hard when he sees hands
@SuperSansCraft 1212 all of jojo happened because some aztec Stripper doesnt want to get a sun burn
Why do I see you in every comment section I go to?
*Kira’s sandwich was stolen
*because some meteorite crashed
@SuperSansCraft 1212 no the pillar men wanted to be able to be in the sun for over 5,000 years and the woman who bought the mask was at around 1880
“Okay so I have another idea, we get this cat, turn it into a flower and put it in your chest, the cat blows bubbles which you turn into bombs and the cat shall be called stray cat despite it having a home in your chest, I know this may sound stupid but who wouldn’t want a glorified bubble blower of a cat in their chest” - Kira (probably)
Wh- No one told me they were recording.
Why are there 2 Kiras?
HA
also one question WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS
Robby Frye you should not ask thing you are not ready for
Aye kira johnny want to join werid fetish club can you let him join?
I had no idea Stands possessed a conscience other than their users'.
Some do, they're in the later parts.
Alright master lets kill da ho
BEEEEEEETCH
Dragons Dream.
Ballrace1 ACT 3 THREE FREEEEEEZE
In part 5 isn't there a stand so powerful it just walks away and no one can stop it?
KQ: "My owner keeps coming up with hairbrained ideas for powers that don't even make sense! I mean, how is Bites The Dust even supposed to work, with the whole time thing?"
KC: "Tell me about it."
THE WORLD: Bitch, please, how do you stop time for 10 seconds but have it feel like a few minutes if time is frozen then the ten seconds would never pass, but time isn't just slowed down because nothing can move at all, so how is time be frozen and time be passing at the same time??
@@flawedosiria6181 [MADE IN HEAVEN]: *fortnite dancing at 100x speed*
@@flawedosiria6181 ZA WARUDO: Plus my stand user took time to find a road roller instead of kill him right there. Jotaro can only move for 2s. And his stand can copy my ability for being the same type of stand. WTF is that suppose to mean???
Kars:so what’s a stand?
@@memesyesmemes4057 Novel Kars: Very interesting things, by the way would you like to live on Mars?
"I can only use one boom at a time"
The Kira driving ambulance "Joke on you I can make at many as I want"
He's only doing this just to satisfy his master with severe hand addiction.
Help him...
You are Kira Yoshkage
@@owen2004819 You are Kira Yoshikage
@@phoneheaded You are Kira Yoshikage
@@familiayoutuber4769 You are Kira Yoshikage
@@yareyare8596 you are Yoshikage Kira
Killa quen: Why cant I just be a simple cat man.?
Kira yoshi-kage: *_CAUSE HANDS MAKETh MAh DICCETH ROCKETH HARDETH_*
"I need bomb..."
"Why did I just spontaneously say that?"
*Dead-Man's Questions*
"I need a weapon"
god the nostalgia
I remember I watched this vid before watching Jojo and was confused af and then literally a month later I caught up with the anime and this made so much more sense lol
This may sound impossible but all I want is a sitcom with DIO and Kira leaving in a house together, plotting to kill the Joestars or something. Their Stands are just like in this video, or have their own funny personality. Ok let's go to pitch this to Fox!
What about a Sitcom with all the JoJo Main villains , memestatic.fjcdn.com/pictures/Jojo_e8c1e4_6226361.jpg, memestatic.fjcdn.com/pictures/Jojo_dcad1d_6226361.jpg
NexusARC that'd be hilarious
NexusARC Fox just greenlit, then cancelled it
NexusARC omfg yes, bet their stands are all like: Why am I with this man
You’re a fucking innovator
“Ok so it’ll make a tiny u”
“Wot?”
“Shut”
"We'll make a Tiny you who will sit on a person"
“And if anyone talks to the person the tiny you will appear in their eye”
Killer Queen: *gives criticism*
Yoshikage Kira: “That’s not criticism”
it was criticism technically, not very constructive for sure, but it was criticism.
*t h a t s f u c k i n g s t u p i d*
Everybody asks where is killer queen, but no one asks how is killer queen
Killer queen:"why cant I just be a simple cat man?"
I feel for killer queen, let him be a simple cat man
"Because hands make my **** rock hard!"
@@kiryu5499 yes they do
Killer Queen just wants a quiet life
he’s a good boi but BECAUSE HANDS MAKE MY D!CK ROCK HARD
@@cameronballz6154 Killer queen is a representation of the part of him that genuinely wants a quiet life because he has no finger nails to have grow. It's only Kira who has the mind control finger nails.
Not gonna lie who ever voiced Kira did a great job since he could easily pass as him on an actual part 4 dub just by his emotions of delivering the lines. Lastly, would love to see more of SFM videos by this creator none the animations look clunky or stupid like others plus the jokes in this were subtle which made it more enjoyable. Unlike stupid humor which is why I enjoy this since it's not cancerous annoying humor.
David Marrero
His voice is relaxing .... well until hands make him ROCK HARD
David Marrero d
B
I thought it was a text to voice program.
holy shit if I keep rewatching this I might explode
Kira: Now I need a bomb that causes people to explode whenever they rewatch a video I was in multiple times.
Killer Queen: Fuck my life.
jotaros a fucknig CASUAL No. If you keep resetting the video you'll get ran over by an ambulance.
BITE ZA DUSTO
Killer Queen already touched the like button !
Whenever you watch the video you find out kira's identity, you explode and time resets to the begining of tne video
The third bomb has been activated
BITES ZA DUSTO
"okay so itll make a tiny you"
"w h a t ?"
Yoshikage kira: **tells killer queen to shut up**
Killer queen: *YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL!?*
But then it's yourself your talking to..
@@aurorapapa3972 unless your stand is sex pistols or echoes act 3
@@aurorapapa3972 Spice Girl
But if you harm stand user stando get a booboo
Use heirophant green
"Why can't I be a simple cat man?"
"Because hands make my dick ROCK HARD!!!"
XR
BECAUSE HANDS MAKE MY DICK ROCK HARD
Za Hando: .-.
"I, Kira Yoshikage, have terrible ideas"
Kira: I’ll make a tiny u
KQ: Wha-?
Kira: S H U T
"Why can't I just be a simple cat man" you gotta feel bad for Killer Queen sometimes
Phosphorus He’s just going through his emo phase.
Killer Queen : "I can only use one bomb at a time."
Me : "Last time I checked you can use First Bomb and Sheer Heart Attack at same time..."
@H M yes but can It deflect emerald splash?
@@sanpurutekisuto6709 no, no one can just deflect the Emerald Splash.
Sanpuru tekisuto one can not simply deflect the emerald splash
@@theyoutubeidiot6203 THE WORLD
@@mullenenterprises Until the ability gets countered and shut down literally in the next scene.
"I need *_another_* bomb"
**Sighs** "awh jesus*
"No no, this one will be good!"
"I can *_only_* use one bomb at at time, why do we need three-"
" *_s h u t u p._* "
**sighs in Japanese**
"Okay, so it'll make a tiny you."
"What?"
"S H U T ."
"And it will stay on a person"
Hello it is I Dio and I wish for you to join me
Nooooo you're suspose to be deaaaad
0:46 I love the way he says “shut”
The definition of insanity is to repeat the same thing over and over again and expect a different outcome.
*majority-based definition.
SquirrelSword but what if you just want the same outcome vaas?!?
@@Tyburn109 the definition*
@@yinnacle9885 Dude, this comment's like a year old...
Anyway, the reason I went with 'majority-based' is because people keep using that certain _bon mot_ for some reason while the word insanity has a *_completely different_* definition.
This completely inaccurate qoute needs to fucking die, let farcry 3 die for fucks sake
Kira: “so we’ll make a tiny you”
Killer queen: “what”
Kira: “ *S H U T* ”
Kira: and I'll make a tiny you, and it will stay on a person...
@@cameronballz6154... and if anyone talks to the person the tiny you is on...
@@Tiny30000 ..the Tiny you will appear on Their Eye..
@@Supereme_Cringe will they explode?
They *will* explode.
I can't even find the words to describe how much I genuinely love this video.
The animation is on point, I adore their movements and body language. I love Kira's eyelashes, mwah. The tank is neat too lmao.
I was laughing uncontrollably the entire video, and then that last fucking line with its perfect delivery to top everything off absoultely sent me.
Diavolo: I need a time ability like Dio
KC: ok
Diavolo: I skip time
KC: that's fine
Diavolo: but I can move in it
KC: Wha-
Diavolo: but I can't damage anyone until it's done
KC: Excuse m-
Diavolo: They don't remember what's happening in that period
KC: ok this is too fa-
Diavolo: And I can also clip through anywhere!
KC: *enraged face but not screaming followed by a sigh*
Diavalo is That one kid who always wants what all the other kids have than makes it way better
KC with original face but a very angry epitaph
KC: HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA DO THAT?
Diavolo: It's your job. Also, I want another ability.
KC: I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING DO THE FIRST ONE?!
Diavolo: Ok, hear me out, it'll help with the first one.
KC: Jesus Christ this better be good.
Diavolo: Ok, so, it's a tiny face.
KC: Wha-
Diavolo: It's basically a second face on your forehead
KC: W-Why? Why is this helpful-
Diavolo: If I pull my hair over my eyes I can see 10 seconds into the future with this second face.
KC: THAT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE
Diavolo: Oh, and it's 100% accurate, without fail.
KC: *crying*
@@lordpumpkinhead265 "Oh and it's 100% accurate, without fail" Except that one time
He should have made that ambulance into a bomb.
Hey i didnt know the rescue service would kill me
@@yoshikagekira1147 They rescued you from your suffering in life
@@boogiewoogie343
Aye, fair enough
Everybody else: * Laughing cause of the animation *
Me: Killer Queen be looking like buff mewtwo
Hi crack cat
@@Indigo_Roses E
Imagine what conversations Jotaro and Star Platinum have:
Star Platinum: Ora?
Jotaro: *Yes*
Jesus christ the last part caught me off guard and my phone was at full volume
LMAOOOOO
Oh
Oh no
Hopefully someone else didn't hear