I love how this implies that if Dio never became a Vampire, he still manages to live another 100 years, still ends up in Egypt, and the Stardust Crusaders still bully him.
@@gabigote1439 it does extend your life but it dosent make you immortal I could be wrong but I think the hamon master tonpetty was 100+ during phantom blood
@@anryx555That one mother who made a deal with Dio out of desperation to save her baby, and then immediately ate said baby the moment she became a vampire.
This makes Speedwagon as someone who was so moved by a dude's noble act that he became immortal and surpassed humanity just to protect said dude's family for many generations.
I like how this just assumes that becoming a vampire wouldn't make speedwagon into a monster like it did everyone else. Because he is the perfect good boy.
Hmm Straitzo turned into a jerk when he became a vampire but was it a facade so he could die to Joseph while testing him? I mean the only other vampire we even saw was what DIO did when he stabbed a man with the mask not using any blood Creating a mindless Honestly I don’t think the vampirism really mentally changes a person IF sasiated beforehand
@@Patrick-bn5rpa lot of otherwise not evil people murder people in jojo Like the blind guy (loyal to DIO and not evil still murdered speedwagoners) Speedwafoneres are kinda just expected to die
It;s not like it would turn humans into the ultimate life from anny way. The pillar men need the stone cause they are so powerfull already that the mask does not work on them .
@@DutchVanDerLinde1010 No; Kars, Wamuu, Esidisi, and Santana were all part of a race already superior in every aspect compared to humans. They hailed from a race that were peaceful yet powerful, who were geniuses in their own right who lived in peace yet were not able to conquer the sun, living underground instead. It was Kars who invented the Stone Mask, which gave them increased capabilities (with arguably no downside except their disregard for morality that came with vampirism). He slaughtered his whole race after converting except for the ones that joined him in putting on the Stone Mask, who later became stone and revived as the "Pillar Men". Did you watch Part 2 at all?
the thing is, the stone was only used to make the mask strong enough to pierce the pillar men's heads so they could get the power boost from the stone mask iirc, so it really wouldn't do shit on a regular vampire, and speedwagon's already perfect so it would have no effect on him either
@@possibly_ben They sah that but how so thought ? Their bodies get pierced by regular bullets just like normal vampires do, and im positive said vampires will still get pierced by a mask. I don't see how they couldn't force the mask in themselves with their disproportionally huge strenght either.
He truly is, he affected most of the parts in Jojo. Part 1: Helping Jonathan Part 2: Making Speedwagon Foundation Part 3: Foundation helped The Stardust Crusaders by providing informations and reviving Joseph Part 4: Foundation informed Jotaro about the serial killer [We don't talk about Part 5] Part 6: even in this part they affected it but I won't say what, because it's trending right now, and people would be upset about spoilers
Not only that but Jonathan not dying means he would have tapped into his full potential with Hamon after 50 years. Making him the most powerful Hamon user of all time by part 2
What gets me is that Speedwagon becoming immortal and defeating every big bad is canon. He does this in the actual series. The Speedwagon Foundation lasts until the end of the timeline, and is a vital, if sometimes minor, part of every Jojo's ultimate victory. This is just a more direct representation of what Speedwagon already did.
Lesser vampire hunters dedicate their lives to hunting a few of the beasts during their lives. Speedwagon makes the normally unbeating hearts of vampires race every time they see a questionably dressed youth for hundreds of years.
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 Not JUST Vampires. But seemingly every supernatural evil on earth is having its shit pushed in by people Speedwagon has made sure are supplied, supported and backed up as best he can, decades after his death. GOAT.
@@gabethebabe3337 When DIO went to buy the poison from Wang Cheng, he noticed the marks on his ear, and explained to him that in his country they are a sign of good luck, as a man with a similar symbol lived to be 183 years old.
I mean a goal reached is a goal reached. sure, it's painful to not reach it yourself, but for something as ambitious as becoming the Ultimate Lifeform, I think it's fair
*ah yes, the classic "If Diavolo dies, it's canon" joke* But this could still very well be canon since it was all a dream and we never know what Speedwagon or Jonathan's souls do in the afterlife, they could be dancing rn for all we know.
@@soonlytaing1708 abbacchios hha is him hitting someone on the chin with an uppercut then moody blues copies it and repeats it like how speedwagon did there
I was thinking it looked like a mirrored version of Takamura uppercutting Bryan Hawk in Hajime no ippo. Their forms are the same and the eyes popping out of the head is the same as well.
1:27 We can assume a few things that could have led to this. 1. Speedwagon using the ultimate intellect of the ultimate life form managed to sus Kira out before anyone else could, potentially even long before 1999. 2. Speedwagon decided to hijack an ambulence and run over a guy who happened to be a serial killer. Or... *3. SPEEDWAGON COULD SMELL KIRA'S EVIL USING HIS TRADEMARK EVIL SMELLING SKILLS.*
Nah, he just decided to open a gateway to Heaven and chill with Jonathan while he overwritten reality to where the people think he's dead but he isn't actually dead
@@trippyjpg7166 yeah, I saw it. Takes the form of a pair of old timey revolvers. It's called Nice Boys. In addition to firing elemental bullets it gives him the power of *HINDSIGHT!*
I loved seeing Josuke and Joseph at the end, and then seeing Speedwagon's grave knowing he lived a long and amazing life was the cherry on top. Never knew I needed Speedwagon dunking on every single Jojo villain until now
Speedwagon gets a stand that's sole purpose is to protect the Joestars, so no matter how OP the threat is or how dire the situation may be, the stand will adapt and combat it no problem. If it protects the Joestars, anything is possible.
This entire thing was so fun but the end was so wholesome. Joseph wanted to visit Speedwagon's grave and he had Josuke come with him. Plus the way Josuke looked at Joseph was just heart warming!
@@ischeele7203 And no Speedwagon meaning the German Army would fail to contain Santana and wreak havoc around the world. Not to mention Kars would dominate the world
No Speedwagon Foundation = No way that Jotaro could have found Josuke = Josuke dies and Kira wreaks havoc forever | No Speedwagon Foundation = No way Jolyne could have gotten that disc out = Jotaro dead
I always liked this idea, I felt like Speedwagon gaining immorality would've helped connect all the parts together since the time skips prior to Part 3 practically erased the entire cast of Phantom Blood (barring Dio) and most of Battle Tendency. He doesn't have to be around for every fight, but rather as a mentor or a voice of reasoning based on past experiences similar to Joseph when he became an old man.
Although, your concept is cool since it's basically like what they did with the Avatar Series with the reincarnations & previous spirit guidings BUT he basically did that by founding The Speedwagon Foundation.
1:46 "Yknow, one of my friend Jonathan Joestars descendents taught me this neat trick... So its the same type of Stand as Speedwagon. SPEEDWAGON IN HEAVEN! "
...You know, I just realized that Giorno technically wouldn't be a Jostar by blood in this. But Speedwagon helps him anyway and he's clearly still a kind soul.
@@chefbendy4429 u failed to realize that Giorno is biologically Jonathan's kid. The only thing on Dio's body that is Dio's in part 3 is his head. The only way Giorno could be a Joestar by blood in this timeline still is if Jonathan had another kid, thus meaning Giorno would be an old man (even older than Joseph) by part 5, or if a different, younger Joestar had a child.
LOL HE WEARS IT FOR FUN U SEE HE NOT HAVE ANY ABILITY but only in part 2 aya mask doesn't tell only vampire can use it or pillars men then he become ultimate life form
Notice how Speedwagon never got blood on the mask to activate it. That just shows that he didn't even need the mask to become a vampire/immortal, he just needed to believe
I had to laugh so hard when speedwagon caught up with madeinheaven. Speedwagon: on your left Puchi: what the nani Have you considerd makein a stroheim vs dio video would be very cool in my opinion
"Oh no! Speedwagon is now the ultimate lifeform! With this power, he could easily rule over humanity for eternity!" "Nah, fuck that, I just wanna protect the Joestars. They're such fucking gentlemen."
The crusaders part suggests that speedwagon joked to joseph about defeating dio and decided it was SO funny that they gathered a bunch of strangers + joseph's grandson just to fly to Egypt so they could physically dunk on him
*Spoilers for part 6* That last bit showing that it was all Joseph's imagination could have certain implications. Speedwagon was shown to have beat up Pucci in the dream sequence, which would imply that Joseph is aware of Pucci's existence. This would further imply that he is also aware of the events of Part 6, particularly the death of Jotaro and Jolyne. So him fantasizing about Speedwagon defeating Pucci could be him imagining his parental figure protecting his family members the way he protected him.
It can be but remember, he putted the vampire mask and lisa lisa gave him the Super Aja Stone and he turned into the ultimate life form which he was already perfected and maybe they putted that he died in that date because they don't wanted that everyone knew that Speed Wagon become the ultimate life form
@@Elpapurandomxd123 Then that ending scene with Speedwagon and Jonathan dancing would imply that Jonathan is immortal as well and they have dance parties of the regular......which is a much better interpretation to be honest.
and if speedwagon allowed it to ingrain itself, he would stand there in the sun unfazed becuause of how much chad energy he radiates simply by existing
If he did get a stand, it would be a stand that is solely dedicated to protecting the joestar bloodline, so it can be whatever is needed at the moment. It doesn't have one ability, but an infinite choice, as long as it protects the joestars, anything can happen.
@@P.H691 so my creation disaster pendulum a stand with the ability to use any stand ability. maybe it should be called now that's what I call polka or ponka for localization
Ultimate speed wagon Literally means perfect life form And since stands are manifestations of soul Speedwagon has A perfect soul cuz he is the perfect being meaning Speedwagons stand will be a perfect stand with no flaws whatsoever making him able to do anything
Robert Edward Orville Speedwagon: An absolute goddamn legend that doesn't just turn into a vampire to help his bro, but then turns into a Mega Ultra Vampire to help his bro's entire goddamn lineage.
He had no issue becoming a wealthy, extremely influential oil baron even while human. He'd probably be on track to becoming one of the most powerful men in the world given just the vampire's extended lifespan.
@@faceless2302 you know, I do see him as the kind of guy to start up a rival business to fight his old one if he was immortal. Kind of like an Eternal Steve Jobs or something.
2:04 I like to believe that Jonathan doed exactly that In Heaven alongside Speedweed, Erina, his father and all of the cast who died In subsequent parts.
fun fact: if speedwagon did accomplish all that, he wouldve been able to get a stand. but since dio didnt get jonathans body and all the power he had, none of the joestar blood wouldve gotten a stand, nor any of the parts wouldve happened. basically it wouldve all have been rewritten with speedwagon, and speedwagon wouldve been the one to get the arrows. so speedwagon wouldve been in complete control. also giorno wouldnt exist.
Imagine a perpetually immortal unkillable shape-shifting super vampire hunting down every stand user he could find to either recruit or convert into his religion of the Jonathan Joestar foundation
Does the Joestar bloodline need stands if they have Ultimate Speedwagon? Also it seems like becoming the ultimate life form gave him knowledge of JoJo plotlines. I love the idea of bored, immortal good boy Speedwagon preserving the continuity just enough to dunk on it
I love the implication that Speedwagon is the only character who never changes his outfit in his 100+ years of run time
Why change perfection?
He got the perfect drip. No way he'll change it fpr something less drippy
Tooru?
Br?
it is drippy ngl
I like how jotaros story becomes going on a 50 day road trip to bully an old man
Anything just to skip class
FRRR
speaking of.. if dio never got Jonathans body, Jotaro's stand would never have manifested.. it is literally just to go bully an old man
@@Saibanaito giorno would be giorno brando
@@Ahmer_Jdj no. Giorno would still be Giorno Giovanna, it was a name he chose himself, he would just not be part of the joestar bloodline.
I love how this implies that if Dio never became a Vampire, he still manages to live another 100 years, still ends up in Egypt, and the Stardust Crusaders still bully him.
He learned Harmon out of hatred for Speedwagon.
@@МаксимК-я4ы DiDi's bizzare adventure
@@МаксимК-я4ы But that just makes u look older slower
It doesnt extend ur life :v
@@gabigote1439 it technically does buy slows down the rate you age
@@gabigote1439 it does extend your life but it dosent make you immortal I could be wrong but I think the hamon master tonpetty was 100+ during phantom blood
Love the implication that Speedwagons loyalty to the Joestars is so strong it overwrote the vampiric moral corruption.
Well... Technically we see only people already corrupted like thief not very happy you still alive and Dio, soo we don't know if the mask corrupt you
@@anryx555 Zeppeli's dad.
@@kirimusse it was never stated that he was corrupted, he killed everybody on bored potentially because he was hungry
@@anryx555That one mother who made a deal with Dio out of desperation to save her baby, and then immediately ate said baby the moment she became a vampire.
@@connorneal5356she was a thrall, not a mask wearer
I love the idea that Jotaro heard about how much of a prick Dio was, so he travels to Egypt just to slap him on the head.
Yes
Yes
yes
Yes
Not just Jotaro, but everyone else who just heard about this random dude named Dio and decided to join in on the fun.
This makes Speedwagon as someone who was so moved by a dude's noble act that he became immortal and surpassed humanity just to protect said dude's family for many generations.
Wait are you implying he wouldn't do that?
Isnt that basiclly what happened, when he founded the Speedwagon Foundation?
@@NitteFatter Based.
Speedwagon became Alucard from Hellsing.
Not only humanity, but surpassed the murderous impulses of vampirism
I like how this just assumes that becoming a vampire wouldn't make speedwagon into a monster like it did everyone else. Because he is the perfect good boy.
Hmm
Straitzo turned into a jerk when he became a vampire but was it a facade so he could die to Joseph while testing him?
I mean the only other vampire we even saw was what DIO did when he stabbed a man with the mask not using any blood
Creating a mindless
Honestly I don’t think the vampirism really mentally changes a person
IF sasiated beforehand
@@markmcgehee3864 I would argue with Straizo, he did a bunch of bad stuff before even doing the mask, so idk. Maybe it differs from person to person.
@@Patrick-bn5rp all he did was be an uncle to Joseph and shove speedwagon into a river
@@markmcgehee3864 ...And killing Speedwagon's men. And almost killing Speedwagon.
@@Patrick-bn5rpa lot of otherwise not evil people murder people in jojo
Like the blind guy (loyal to DIO and not evil still murdered speedwagoners)
Speedwafoneres are kinda just expected to die
I love how nothing changes when he put on the mask with the red stone of aja cuz he was already the ultimate lifeform
It;s not like it would turn humans into the ultimate life from anny way. The pillar men need the stone cause they are so powerfull already that the mask does not work on them .
@@scheikundeiscool4086did you watch part 2 at all?
@@scheikundeiscool4086Kars was a human who used a stone mask and then he found esidesi and wamuu and gave them stone masks too.
@@DutchVanDerLinde1010 No; Kars, Wamuu, Esidisi, and Santana were all part of a race already superior in every aspect compared to humans. They hailed from a race that were peaceful yet powerful, who were geniuses in their own right who lived in peace yet were not able to conquer the sun, living underground instead. It was Kars who invented the Stone Mask, which gave them increased capabilities (with arguably no downside except their disregard for morality that came with vampirism). He slaughtered his whole race after converting except for the ones that joined him in putting on the Stone Mask, who later became stone and revived as the "Pillar Men". Did you watch Part 2 at all?
he was the perfect waifu
Having an actual vampire friend would be so beneficial to all the parts even more if he used the aja stone
Free airplane
@@justmoxxielol The only Joseph-proof transport
the thing is, the stone was only used to make the mask strong enough to pierce the pillar men's heads so they could get the power boost from the stone mask iirc, so it really wouldn't do shit on a regular vampire, and speedwagon's already perfect so it would have no effect on him either
@@possibly_ben Who knows, so many years for that. But that mask is also especial from the normal ones.
@@possibly_ben They sah that but how so thought ? Their bodies get pierced by regular bullets just like normal vampires do, and im positive said vampires will still get pierced by a mask.
I don't see how they couldn't force the mask in themselves with their disproportionally huge strenght either.
Pucci would never have met DIO, so Speedwagon just attacked a priest for no reason
He attacked him for over speeding .
Lol
But dio here is old so he probably did meet pucci
@@Bubblesonaplate no he cant survive that long cuz jonathan is more healthy and a hamon user still he died
@@zengreen who's to say dio didn't train hamon to try and surpass Jonathan?
Speedwagon took the "speed" in his name to a bizarre level
Indeed.
Indeed.
Indeed.
i guess that's why it's called a "bizzare adventure"
Indeed.
Casually Speedwagon being the VIP of the whole Jojo generation:
I love the idea of Jonathan and Speedwagon just busting a move in the underworld together
+
Versus robbed us all by not bringing back Jonathan and Speedowagon to bust a move.
Speedwagon is truly the most powerful person in all of JoJo.
You would be too if your stand could print an unlimited supply of money.
also the best waifu
i agree
No in every universe
He truly is, he affected most of the parts in Jojo.
Part 1: Helping Jonathan
Part 2: Making Speedwagon Foundation
Part 3: Foundation helped The Stardust Crusaders by providing informations and reviving Joseph
Part 4: Foundation informed Jotaro about the serial killer
[We don't talk about Part 5]
Part 6: even in this part they affected it but I won't say what, because it's trending right now, and people would be upset about spoilers
Moral of the story. If Speedwagon had gotten the stone mask instead, he would've solo-ed the entire verse
He would beat the shit out of goku
@@Yichh yea
@@Yichh mr. Satan is stronger
@@classicgoku4587 Mr Popo claps
@@whatjustflewby hol horse solos the verse
Not only that but Jonathan not dying means he would have tapped into his full potential with Hamon after 50 years. Making him the most powerful Hamon user of all time by part 2
Without Dio I probably wouldn't have even learned Hamon, Zeppeli would have come to claim the mask and destroyed it.
This guy straight up sacrificed his humanity to protect his favourite bloodline
Absolute respect
Well at least he became the ultimate life
And straight up got it back ten folds lol
Don't forget that this counts as one of Diavolo's infinite death loops
Yes yes everything is canon when diavolo dies
This is a jojo video how could i forget
LOL
@@alejandroguevara8455 that's not canon at all, do you even watch the show?
@@alejandroguevara8455 no worries haha. I've done that before.
What gets me is that Speedwagon becoming immortal and defeating every big bad is canon. He does this in the actual series. The Speedwagon Foundation lasts until the end of the timeline, and is a vital, if sometimes minor, part of every Jojo's ultimate victory. This is just a more direct representation of what Speedwagon already did.
Lesser vampire hunters dedicate their lives to hunting a few of the beasts during their lives.
Speedwagon makes the normally unbeating hearts of vampires race every time they see a questionably dressed youth for hundreds of years.
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 The Belmonts would be jealous ;)
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 Not JUST Vampires. But seemingly every supernatural evil on earth is having its shit pushed in by people Speedwagon has made sure are supplied, supported and backed up as best he can, decades after his death.
GOAT.
@@TheCreepyLanternhe is the best waifu
This way more people survive
Speedwagon had a stand in all of the parts shown he’s just so powerful that he doesn’t even need to use it
Pucci-"My stand,Made in heaven can accelerate time"
Speedwagon-*laughs in ultimate lifeform*
You do say: "Ultimate Lifeform"
Shadow the Hedgehog is a Ultimate Lifeform
Is Shadow a Jojo reference?
Hes called speedwagon for a reason
wasn't the ultimate lifeform weaker than stand?
@@valentds and thats a fact
@@omerfaruk-mc8im and thats a clown
without the stone mask dio is now an old man in part 3
Pretty impressive that he managed to live 120 something years. Maybe he learned about Hamon? 😅
@@gabethebabe3337 When DIO went to buy the poison from Wang Cheng, he noticed the marks on his ear, and explained to him that in his country they are a sign of good luck, as a man with a similar symbol lived to be 183 years old.
@@gabethebabe3337 prolly learned hamon or somn
damn this video blew up and this comment got a ton of likes good job!
Yea, it is possible for Dio to live 120 years until then, but he would be so old even a slight touch could put him down
Gotta love Kars still dancing to the beat as he realizes his lifelong goal was achieved by Speedwagon of all people instead of him.
game recognize game
I mean a goal reached is a goal reached. sure, it's painful to not reach it yourself, but for something as ambitious as becoming the Ultimate Lifeform, I think it's fair
1:40 proof the whole video is canon
*ah yes, the classic "If Diavolo dies, it's canon" joke*
But this could still very well be canon since it was all a dream and we never know what Speedwagon or Jonathan's souls do in the afterlife, they could be dancing rn for all we know.
@@joshlambert2756i mean it's true, if diavolo dies, its canon
You forgot 1:30
Speedwagon has rejected his humanity
Speedwagon rejected being a jerk in his entire life
Embraced his godhood.
Speedwagon gone beyond his humanity
He never had humanity he just had a mortal body, he was more demigod than anything and putting the mask just brought his godly side to the world.
Reject humanity, embrace JoJo
When speedwagon made a the stone ocean gets an best ending
He takes enemy blood more especially ally
True
But only he takes the blood when his ally bleeds
@@kayearada8566 At that moment when Speedwagon took the stone mask, Jonathan got a papercut
What
I dunno if this is necessary, but uh… Diavolo died. So… this is canon.
This is an alternative universe!
@@nguyentanphat7tc324 yes, literally anything is real lmao
@@RamielEdits am i real?
@@nguyentanphat7tc324 no
@@superkuchen3785 he is real if DIAVOLO dies
1:07 Fun fact: That part was referenced for Abbacchio's HHA (not to be confused with GHA) in All-Star Battle R.
Exactly why I'm here right now. 😊
explain? I've rarely played as Abbachio
@@soonlytaing1708 abbacchios hha is him hitting someone on the chin with an uppercut then moody blues copies it and repeats it like how speedwagon did there
I was thinking it looked like a mirrored version of Takamura uppercutting Bryan Hawk in Hajime no ippo. Their forms are the same and the eyes popping out of the head is the same as well.
1:27
We can assume a few things that could have led to this.
1. Speedwagon using the ultimate intellect of the ultimate life form managed to sus Kira out before anyone else could, potentially even long before 1999.
2. Speedwagon decided to hijack an ambulence and run over a guy who happened to be a serial killer.
Or...
*3. SPEEDWAGON COULD SMELL KIRA'S EVIL USING HIS TRADEMARK EVIL SMELLING SKILLS.*
Yes
@@dragcoldbruh4981 The perfect answer now that I think about it that should be a name of one of the devil Artemis‘s videos
All three at the same time bc its Speedwagon
Speedwagon : *smells a stranger*
Speedwagon again: I SMELL EVILL
Imagine being an unstoppable killer who never leaves a trace of their victims behind being found out by a guy who could smell the evil from you
My favorite part is how Lisa Lisa just gives Speedwagon the stone without hesitation, implying that such was part of the plan from the start.
lol
obviously
To be fair, he's the closest thing she has to a father in law considering he raised her husband. Hell, he even raised her son
The ending made me tear up. Thank you for making this, Speedwagon will always be remembered
Me too, i'm glad i'm not the only one
Nah, he just decided to open a gateway to Heaven and chill with Jonathan while he overwritten reality to where the people think he's dead but he isn't actually dead
Ahh yes, *d a n c e o f d o m i n a n c e*
i agree. i love speedwagon. he is a whoelsome :)
*what do you mean? Im still here! Just went on a business trip for a bit thats all!*
Speedwagon is such a reliable guy.
Koichi is such a reliable guy.
Speedwagon 🤝 Koichi
Be a reliable guy
Koichi is Speedwagon reincarnated.
@@everstorm22Would that mean there are Speedwagons now, or Koichi doesn’t exist
Joseph smiling at the memory of speedwagon after an absolutely bizarre dream is the most wholesomely joseph thing Ive ever seen.
A dream that probably shows what Joseph thought of the guy
this is cannon
Immortal Speedwagon with Kars' powers?
*AND HE GETS TO KEEP THE HAT?!*
New canon accepted!!!😎👍
He ahad a stand too it’s ability was to explain the obvious
Diavolo dies so it's canon
@@trippyjpg7166 yeah, I saw it. Takes the form of a pair of old timey revolvers. It's called Nice Boys. In addition to firing elemental bullets it gives him the power of *HINDSIGHT!*
Yes🗿🖒
Br?
The whole butterfly effect of speedwagon using the stone mask and becoming immortal is hilarious
This one goes out to all of the doomed Jo Bros who survive in this timeline.
Abbachio replayed this video so much he had to steal the pose for himself.
You're a freaking legend my guy
True Speedwagon should already be able to do this
Bragon you should make something like this
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I loved seeing Josuke and Joseph at the end, and then seeing Speedwagon's grave knowing he lived a long and amazing life was the cherry on top. Never knew I needed Speedwagon dunking on every single Jojo villain until now
but wouldn't be the ultimate lifefrom be a true immortal?
@@dinogod1061 well, none of the video actually happened, Speedwagon was a human in the canon events, he died from a heart attack at a ripe old age.
@@dinogod1061 I'm sure this is just old joseph day dream
@@jerungbiru55 it is in my heart
But if speedwagon had ulf he would be immortal bro
I love Speedwagon and Jonathan just emoting on Dio while he's just kneeling there taking it lmao
I love how Speedwagon just runs people over, was expecting him to use the arrows on himself.
Why need the arrow when you’re ultimate lifeform 😂
Speedwagon gets a stand that's sole purpose is to protect the Joestars, so no matter how OP the threat is or how dire the situation may be, the stand will adapt and combat it no problem. If it protects the Joestars, anything is possible.
No lie, that part with Joseph and Josuke visiting Speedwagon's grave got me emotional. Rest well Speedwagon
Thought I was the only one
How did he die though? Wouldn't he have been immortal?
@@SifGreyfang At the end of part 2 they said he passed from a heart attack
@@SifGreyfang This is just a dream from senile old man Joseph, so yea Speedwagon died as he normally did
@@Kakmanmartinez666maybe speed wagon should have become a vampire
And then he turned himself into a vampire, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
スピードワゴン強すぎる…
DIOがかなり年取ってるの好き
This entire thing was so fun but the end was so wholesome. Joseph wanted to visit Speedwagon's grave and he had Josuke come with him. Plus the way Josuke looked at Joseph was just heart warming!
He missing his old friend.
I don't get it. The red gem is supposed to turn you into the perfect being, but it doesn't look like Speedwagon changed at all?
He was already perfect
you fool he is perfection
Idk man. I honestly expected him to turn into tequila speedwagon.
@@orochimaruorochimaru9730 no don't give r34 a reason to draw that
@@Bravoanim wdym reason, r34 artists draw stuff out of snickers. It's simply useless to try to do anything against that different species.
even without a stone masc, Speedwagon is the most important character in JoJo
yes.
No Speedwagon means no Speedwagon Foundation. No Speedwagon Foundation means the Pillar Men win.
Our lad was a humble keystone.
Literally the richest mf in jjba
@@ischeele7203 And no Speedwagon meaning the German Army would fail to contain Santana and wreak havoc around the world. Not to mention Kars would dominate the world
No Speedwagon Foundation = No way that Jotaro could have found Josuke = Josuke dies and Kira wreaks havoc forever | No Speedwagon Foundation = No way Jolyne could have gotten that disc out = Jotaro dead
Even with the mask, speedwagon would have no idea Kira was a serial killer, so he hit a random pedestrian for no reason.
not if there's a tip off by either Josuke or Jotaro
He used his wxtreme intelligence to solve the kira case before the morioh warriors and saved the town of morioh and the hands of many woman
With the mask on speed wagon looks like the most op being in anime damn the outfit and mask go so well together
The expression of the mask suits the outfit yeah lol
Looking like Duke from Payday 2
Yeah
I always liked this idea, I felt like Speedwagon gaining immorality would've helped connect all the parts together since the time skips prior to Part 3 practically erased the entire cast of Phantom Blood (barring Dio) and most of Battle Tendency. He doesn't have to be around for every fight, but rather as a mentor or a voice of reasoning based on past experiences similar to Joseph when he became an old man.
what about jotoro and polnieriff showing up in golden wind? and jotoro being part of the story in stone ocean
@@Leostar-Regalius Jotaro and Polnareff did not feature in either Phantom Blood or Battle Tendency.
Speedwagon did gain immortality through the Foundation
Then it would be called "Speedwagons bizarre adventure" (Note to self: Pitch spin-off manga to Araki)
Although, your concept is cool since it's basically like what they did with the Avatar Series with the reincarnations & previous spirit guidings BUT he basically did that by founding The Speedwagon Foundation.
"Only stand can fight stand"
Meanwhile speedwagon: im the stand
1:46
"Yknow, one of my friend Jonathan Joestars descendents taught me this neat trick...
So its the same type of Stand as Speedwagon.
SPEEDWAGON IN HEAVEN! "
...You know, I just realized that Giorno technically wouldn't be a Jostar by blood in this.
But Speedwagon helps him anyway and he's clearly still a kind soul.
He technically could because giorno was born before SDC so it could have gone down same if he had tw it’s just him being old
Dio tuvo sexo con el cuerpo de jhonatan si no se convirtió en vampiro nunca tuvo el cuerpo de jho natan
@@chefbendy4429 u failed to realize that Giorno is biologically Jonathan's kid. The only thing on Dio's body that is Dio's in part 3 is his head. The only way Giorno could be a Joestar by blood in this timeline still is if Jonathan had another kid, thus meaning Giorno would be an old man (even older than Joseph) by part 5, or if a different, younger Joestar had a child.
@@CloutmasterPhluphyy M M M M M M M M EVIL GIORNO
Giorno wouldn’t even be alive because at that point of time both Jonathan and Dio would be dead of old age
It made no difference since Speedwagon is already an ultimate lifeform
The ultimate waifu lifeform
@CinderaceThePirate nice i see all of your emotions in this joke and those are *neutral*
@CinderaceThePirate 😐😐
Remember, mask activates because of blood so he's not a vampire. Just a guy with a badass mask
LOL HE WEARS IT FOR FUN U SEE HE NOT HAVE ANY ABILITY but only in part 2 aya mask doesn't tell only vampire can use it or pillars men
then he become ultimate life form
@@Ivytheherbert I need someone to animate that
there is blood on it from one of those thugs who dio killed
Correction: a badass with a mask
Maybe he had nosebleeding
The way Caesar was just violently nodding his head lol
Wait if Dio never became a vampire and only met giornos mother Giorno would be like 30
I like how Kars continues vibing while shielding himself from the light of Speedwagon's transformation.
Say what you will about Kars.
The man had style
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 Fr
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0:12 "At that moment Robert E.O. Speedwagon got a most devious idea"
I like how if Speedwagon became the ultimate lifeform, he'd still be the Joestars' best friend.
Of course he would, Speedwagon is too strong to be corrupted
@@menacetosociety471 too much waifu material
Notice how Speedwagon never got blood on the mask to activate it. That just shows that he didn't even need the mask to become a vampire/immortal, he just needed to believe
1:16 i appreciate the fact that he showed dio as an old man cause speedwagon stole the stone mask so dio never got immortal
although he would be about 200 years old
@@dr4x3k28 he'd be in his 120s or 130s as he was born in the late 19th century.
@@thefool3424 I believe there are some people who are about that old, so it could be possible that he is alive by that point
And for the reason he still have Jonathan's body what still makes giorno a joestar
The only reason he’s still alive is because he keeps making The World stop time
I had to laugh so hard when speedwagon caught up with madeinheaven.
Speedwagon: on your left
Puchi: what the nani
Have you considerd makein a stroheim vs dio video would be very cool in my opinion
Right*
@@l_dsz8840 part 1 Dio is weaker than Santana, wdym
Bet if speedwagon also learned the thunder cross split attack he would be more unstoppable.
Dude are you trying to let him cut a hole In the fabric of time xd
Not the *thunder cross split attack* !
and he gets the same type of stando as heirophant green
S H I T
ALSO dont forget sunlight GIVES the ultimate being power, so hamon would supercharge him
O si se clava la flecha y le tocara un stand que pueda hacer el Emerald Splash
imagine him the ultimate life form Speedwagon just helping out society while also being one of the strongest living being on earth
"Oh no! Speedwagon is now the ultimate lifeform! With this power, he could easily rule over humanity for eternity!"
"Nah, fuck that, I just wanna protect the Joestars. They're such fucking gentlemen."
Real
fr
FR
real
"bros before Global domination"
The crusaders part suggests that speedwagon joked to joseph about defeating dio and decided it was SO funny that they gathered a bunch of strangers + joseph's grandson just to fly to Egypt so they could physically dunk on him
That was the funniest part . Just imagining they went to Egypt just to bully Dio as an old man 🤣
*Spoilers for part 6*
That last bit showing that it was all Joseph's imagination could have certain implications. Speedwagon was shown to have beat up Pucci in the dream sequence, which would imply that Joseph is aware of Pucci's existence. This would further imply that he is also aware of the events of Part 6, particularly the death of Jotaro and Jolyne. So him fantasizing about Speedwagon defeating Pucci could be him imagining his parental figure protecting his family members the way he protected him.
It can be but remember, he putted the vampire mask and lisa lisa gave him the Super Aja Stone and he turned into the ultimate life form which he was already perfected and maybe they putted that he died in that date because they don't wanted that everyone knew that Speed Wagon become the ultimate life form
@@Elpapurandomxd123 Then that ending scene with Speedwagon and Jonathan dancing would imply that Jonathan is immortal as well and they have dance parties of the regular......which is a much better interpretation to be honest.
Diavalo also died implyibg that it is cannon perhaps part 6 is an alternate universe and this is true cannon
It's just Joseph's your next line is ability (his Stand Hermit Purple) at it's peak.
Maybe he faked his death?
0:06"When you about to lose to a toxic kid but you trained your NUH UH technic that made it unbeatable
Speedwagon doesn't need a stone mask to become an ultimate being
He's already one (in our heart)
1:02 Speedwagon to himself : I'M IMMORTAL! UNKILLABLE! UNMATCHED!
Speedwagon : fujimi, furoshi, stando powah
Speedwagon is so powerful that the mask would just shatter off of his face before it could ingrain itself.
and if speedwagon allowed it to ingrain itself, he would stand there in the sun unfazed becuause of how much chad energy he radiates simply by existing
I love how this esentially implies that Speedwagon gathered the Stardust Crusaders so they could go and harass some old guy living in Egypt.
I’m not sure ultimate speedwagon could get past certain time abilities, but definitely unironically would have been able to stop the universe reset.
If he did get a stand, it would be a stand that is solely dedicated to protecting the joestar bloodline, so it can be whatever is needed at the moment. It doesn't have one ability, but an infinite choice, as long as it protects the joestars, anything can happen.
@@P.H691 so my creation disaster pendulum a stand with the ability to use any stand ability. maybe it should be called now that's what I call polka or ponka for localization
@@P.H691 speedwagon stand name ultimate foundation
Even if he can't get past them, his opponent can't do shit all to him so he just has to keep trying to slug 'em until they screw up.
Ultimate speed wagon
Literally means perfect life form
And since stands are manifestations of soul
Speedwagon has A perfect soul cuz he is the perfect being meaning Speedwagons stand will be a perfect stand with no flaws whatsoever making him able to do anything
that ending really hurt honestly i couldn't even laugh at speed weed dancing beyond the grave
*"Mind telling us what are you doing?"*
Speedwagon : *"Sir, finishing DIO's dream and making everyone's dream true"*
i like how even while his entire life's plan falls apart, Kars still bobs to this sick beat
1:53 Josuke’s smile is so adorable💗💗💗💗
Robert Edward Orville Speedwagon: An absolute goddamn legend that doesn't just turn into a vampire to help his bro, but then turns into a Mega Ultra Vampire to help his bro's entire goddamn lineage.
At first it was fun, but at the end I cried. Rest in peace, best men
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Rest in peace, Speedwagon, Rest in peace
"Speedwagon, he.. he's The ultimate lifeform!"
Speedwagon doesn't even need the stone mask. He has always been the ultimate lifeform.
FR
Speedwagon sacrifised himself to make the world 100000x Better than what the show is right now
1:43 This is what wee call "Speed"wagon XD
A real uncle of Joseph ;)
Speedwagon with the stone mask and Aja's stone would make him the perfect waifu
I like Jonathans concerned look, but when Speedwagon starts bullying Dio, he’s like „it’s fine, I guess.“
Jonathan and Speedwagon break dancing like homies made my day better
So that explains how Speedwagon did nothing in the entire Phantom blood, he was hiding his true power all along
My favorite part was when Speedwagon said it’s Speedwagoning time and Speedwagoned all over the place
i wish there was a series of speedwagon’s adventures
Wkwkwk
Speedwagon bizarre adventures
1:02 is one of the most jojos things about this, that pose, the hair, the dramatic wind and lighting. All it needs is a pallet swap
0:28 I just love Dio's face right here, he looks so done hahahah
I felt bad for DIO there
@@recentheiwa well there's a first time for everything
Dio got the big sad at this scene😂
@@recentheiwa dio did try to plan to eradicate a whole bloodline because yes
Time Traveler: *changes the song*
The timeline:
With Speedwagon, the party never ends, even in death.
*Normal people after putting on the mask:*
Corrupted by bloodlust
*Speedwagon:* Saves the world from every major villain
The stone mask amplifies the evil in one’s heart. Speedwagon is so pure of heart the stone mask simply couldn’t corrupt him.
I mean....technically it can still be considered bloodlust, but just aimed at the right people.
I love how speedwagon can take over the world if he wanted to, but he doesnt
He had no issue becoming a wealthy, extremely influential oil baron even while human. He'd probably be on track to becoming one of the most powerful men in the world given just the vampire's extended lifespan.
@@faceless2302 you know, I do see him as the kind of guy to start up a rival business to fight his old one if he was immortal. Kind of like an Eternal Steve Jobs or something.
Speedwagon evolved because of the super aja mask!
Now he has become the Ultimate WAIFU!
2:04 I like to believe that Jonathan doed exactly that In Heaven alongside Speedweed, Erina, his father and all of the cast who died In subsequent parts.
Speedweed
Speedweed
Stronheim: SpeeeeeDWeeee*DOGHHH*
fun fact: if speedwagon did accomplish all that, he wouldve been able to get a stand. but since dio didnt get jonathans body and all the power he had, none of the joestar blood wouldve gotten a stand, nor any of the parts wouldve happened. basically it wouldve all have been rewritten with speedwagon, and speedwagon wouldve been the one to get the arrows. so speedwagon wouldve been in complete control. also giorno wouldnt exist.
Imagine a perpetually immortal unkillable shape-shifting super vampire hunting down every stand user he could find to either recruit or convert into his religion of the Jonathan Joestar foundation
@@spooderlover3512 ain't that just Hellsing?
@@mr.froglegs now imagine that, but Alucard was a cute boi named speedwagon
Does the Joestar bloodline need stands if they have Ultimate Speedwagon? Also it seems like becoming the ultimate life form gave him knowledge of JoJo plotlines. I love the idea of bored, immortal good boy Speedwagon preserving the continuity just enough to dunk on it
Well, the stand arrows do still exist and we know that Jolyne wake up her Stand thanks to that. So they can still get stands.
Speedwagon actually looks like a perfect lifeform when he puts on the perfected stone mask
"And that, son, is how Mr. Speedwagon became the Ultimate Lifeform."
"Alright dad, let's get you back to bed :)"