stardust_crusaders.mp4
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- Опубліковано 11 січ 2020
- Dingo Brady returns! Can an aging Joey JoJo and his grandson, Jimmy JoJo, defeat him once and for all? Follow them on their journey as they pick up hobos off the street and walk toward each other threateningly.
The lovely voice actors:
Joseph - Greg Wasdyke (@Greg_WASD)
Kakyoin - Riverdude ( / @riverdudecovers )
Polnareff - Clutch Roadagain ( / @froggi1337 )
DIO - ClassyJavelin (@ClassyJavelinVA)
FE styled Joseph by Zeta (@ZetaZBA)
FE styled Polnareff by LittleMissZoruaArt (www.deviantart.com/littlemisz...)
Music:
JoJo All Star Battle - Mode Select
Fire Emblem - Together we Ride
JoJo Eyes of Heaven - Cairo Rooftops
JoJo Eyes of Heaven - DIO Battle
JoJo Famicom RPG - DIO Battle
JoJo All Star Battle - Hierophant Green
JoJO Vento Aureo PS2 - Polnareff
JoJo Eyes of Heaven - Another World Diego Battle
Super Mario RPG - Victory
The Bangles - Walk Like an Egyptian 8 Bit Remix by 8BitRemixer ( • (8-bit Cover) Walk Lik... ) - Фільми й анімація
"Jojo its time to go go"
*Eventually, Jotaro stopped thinking*
*Eventually, Jotaro started T-posing.*
Yes, yes, yes, yes.... *YES11!1!1!1!1!1!1!*
Yare yare
I did
Jotaro Kujo k
"Jojo, it's time to Go-Go!"
Eventually, Jotaro stopped thinking.
Eventually, Jotaro started T-posing.
Well, he stopped thinking because his brain cells obviously exploded.
Don't look at me like that !
We’ve got to go to Egypt and stop
*DIO*
From taking over the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!
Jayden Mendoza
Avdol: (Dies)
Kakyoin: (Waves)
Jotaro: (Gracefully falls whilst maintaining Dominance)
1:40 despite being 60 years old, he still has the energy to HOTFOOT IT OUT OF THERE, SMOKEY!
Fr
NIGERUNDAYOOOO!
The amount likes is NNIICEE.
NIGERUNDAYOOOO SMOKEY
He used the secret jostar technique of running the fuck away
0:26 i love how joseph is playing the battle tendency theme in the car for everyone to reflect on his glory days
Best part of you have subtitles on it will say kars noise
@@red-eyesb.knight4500automatically generated subtitles tho
@@poyopoyo6227 its not automatically generated lol
@@katoxyl what he saidd
If Old Joseph hadn't said "Its time to GoGo," Jotaro would've had animation
*yes*
He just gave up breathing and speaking after that saying
That pun ruined his life, making Jotaro rethink his life choices throughout the video
This is the best part xd
@Xander F nah
"Jojo, it's time to go go!"
**Eventually, Jotaro stopped thinking.**
Haha I made it 69
Haha I ruined it
@@buccieratigamingstreams9695
How could you
@@infamouspickle1342 because i hate the number 69
There 369 likes
I love how DIO is the only one actually taking it seriously, and then at the end he’s funny like everyone else
Also dio: *h e l o* ❗❗❗
"Well, my sister was killed by a man with two right hands-"
"I don't care."
**throws him in**
LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENS LMAOO
Kakyoin: "no one can deflect the 20 meter radius emerald splash!"
DIO: *deflects it*
Kakyoin: *guessilldie.jpg*
0-0
NIGENDAYO ok i failed i forgot how to spell it lol
Kakyoin never got Holly tho 😞
Monika the cycle-path bruh it’s Monika, Just Monika...
NO ONE CAN JUST DEFLECT THE EMERALD SPLASH!
NO ONE, REALLY.
No Dio dint deflect it ,it just got him but it dint hurt lol
Family member gets killed.
Normies:"Get revenge."
Jotaro: *angry T*
Jotaro: is literally a plank
T
That's what the T in his name stands for
*T*
o
T
Props to Jotaro holding the tpose throughout the entire adventure
**ahem* the beginning? Where he is sitting?
@joshlambert2756 the adventure didn't start in the jail
I love how Avdol Dies right away and just doesn't appear after that.
Joseph: He just stands there
Jotaro: *T-posing having ass*
Joseph: *Menacingly...*
BiTrash_Jojo Lmfao Asserting Stand Dominance
Yes I have asserted dominance
Genowhirl70: Who is Abdul btw?
Me:
He's just 「STAND」-ing there... ゴゴMENACINGゴゴ -ly!
He just *STANDS* there
Literally all characters: *Say important things*
Jotaro: T
Subtitels:*DIO fuc|{ing dies*
So you are realy Giorno
???
XD
Oh hey me
(1:04) Bro tought he could sneak doppio in and nobody would notice 💀💀
isnt that diavolo because doppio has straight up purple hair and diavolo has purple and black hair
Obv doppio because he’s wearing a shirt
@@youragoraphobia2442 no its diavolo because the hair and diavolo NOT DOPPIO makes polnareff have to be in a wheel chair in the anime
@@TheOriginalXanderDoodhuh
@@BabyFat2245 watch the anime
They'll never take down DIO's boyfriend,
DIO's son,
DIO's supplier's supplier,
son of a fellow customer of DIO's supplier,
DIO's alternate timeline's DIO,
and DIO's alternate timeline's DIO's alternate reality's DIO!
Jotaro T-posing is probably the most accurate way of depicting him.
It's representing Jotaro's power
How?
@@bnalla68 T-Pose=Asserting dominance,sheer power
Jotaro=T-Pose
RoboGamer-Gameplay Oh... I didn’t know T pose meant that... thanks
@@bnalla68 Np
"Jojo, its time to gogo"
*T POSE INTENSIFIES*
Condom Arms shut up
@@HikerMan-px1bv *WRYYYYY*
brother?
Don’t look at me like that
WAKE ME UP
BEFORE YOU GO-GO
DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ON LIKE A JOJO
2:34 always gets me
CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT!!!
2:16 i like how star platinum is reading a book titled "how to not suffer from araki syndrome:how to remember your skills" which hints to how araki always forgets what the stands abilities are and just bust out random shit
I like how Jotaro is just asserting his dominance across the globe
Plot twist: Everyone thought he was asserting his dominance, but he actually just T-poses when he thinks about dolphins.
@@Crow_Rising maybe he was asserting his dominance on the dolphins
Accurate to the anime
@@jocelynnelson246 I mean it is...
Thank you.
Stardust crusaders characters, summarized:
Jotaro: Angsty teen
Joseph: Engrish
Kakyoin: One move
Polnareff: French
Avdol: Magician's dead
Iggy: Dog
DIO: Yells a lot
Magicians dead
Diavolo: Surprise Handicap
The magician’s dead had me laughing and I hate you for that
@@conntoons_4848 You are very welcome ;)
@@svinjamaria when u gonna make new videos? :(
I still find it crazy to think that Kakyoin just left without even having his family know and just died.
3:00 gets me everytime.
Polnareff: *on his own*
Diavolo: having working legs is a privilege not a human right
Cripnareff
Polnareff and his silver chariot 1:42
Sanpuru tekisuto *Wheelchariot
1:04 Look at that Vinegary boi
@H M but he might learn spin
Joestar: Hermit Purple!
Polnareff: Silver Chariot!
Kakyoin: Hierophant Green!
Avdol: Magician’s Red!
Star Platinum: *J o t a r o*
sxphireglxtches you forgot iggy
AcId Šm0k3ź
Uhhhhh
Bark: woof woof
@@n0text220 Dio: ZA WARUDO!
Iggy: ZA FOORU!
Jotaro doesnt need star platinum be can punch a grown man meters away as a kid
Apstrophe ' this makes star platinum needing/using jotaro as a stand even funnier lmao
Everyone: dies
Jotaro been AFK: 🗿
Star Platinum: 🤓
Star platinum:fully animated
Jotaro: 🗿
1:54 It's seem like Kars finally got his revenge on Joseph
Underrated joke
This comment is fucking genius
*DAMN*
beautiful.
you deserve more than what you already have
Everyone: **living**
Jotaro: *T*
Accurate
*Menacing*
Star platinum: "Weird flex but ok"
JUST LIKE THE MANGA
Tower of T
"How to not suffer from Araki syndrome"
I fuckin love that Iggy was almost not mentioned at all.
God I'm so happy I came back to this after getting super into JoJo (and going all the way through parts 1-6) just to see how ABSOLUTELY hilarious it is. Quality humor right here and I was missing out on so many jokes when only seeing it after part 3.
*FINALLY*
"Available in 15 hours"
*WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
AVAILABLE IN 15 MINUTES B)
WRYYYY
Finished watching
Dio:Are you splitting up,this isn't a *ScoobyDoo* episode
That’s my line
Everyone: *speaking*
Jotaro and Avdol:
What about Iggy he never barks
T-pose
no thoughts
head empty
Who's Avdol?
“Yes I am!!”
Steps of how to defeat Dio if you don't have a stand.
Step 1. Get one UV torchlight.
Step 2. Flash it to Dio.
Step 3. Dio die.
This is how you do it.
🤣🤣🤣
So are we not gonna talk about how Joseph was making Kakyoin and Jotaro listen to his opening in the car lmaoooo
“Shut up” “WRRYYYYYY” Damn if that’s not a mood idk what is
Kami Ami
*hmmmmmmmm.*
Me when my mom turns on the lights at 4am
Dio in anime: ROAD ROLLER DA
Dio here:
*CONTRUCTION EQUIPMENT*
*CONTRUCTION EQUIEPMENTODA*
**flick**
***they have Epuipment***
This is the anime
Random Incorporated
Mom can we have that dio?
Mom: We have that at home
Dio: CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT.
0:27 I love how Joseph is listening to Battle Tendency's theme just to relive his good old days.
2:19 i love how star platinum is reading THE BOOK
Kakyoin: No one can deflect a 20 meter radius emerald splash!
Also Kakyoin: **pulls out a 30 cm ruler**
That's why he failed XD
ALSO ALSO KAKYOIN: *Yeet a Minecraft Emerald*
ALSO ALSO ALSO KAKYOIN: *Whips out a chug splash*
im ur 1000th like
Joseph: Nigerundayo!!!
Stand up comedians: *says a well structured joke*
Me:
Joseph: JoJo, it's time to GoGo.
Me: *tea kettle noises*
gamerd B)
@@c-r0w he doesnt laugh at good jokes but joseph jokes on the other hand...
Legit turned on a kettle perfect time
did you just said... *S T A N D?*
Everybody making funny comments
Me:
Steven chandra: comements
Me: *deflating ballon noises*
3:03 The Dio's scream got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*Joseph fucking dies*
"Speechless are you? "
Jotaro: >:(
Fans asking for stardust_crusaders.mp4 be like:
"Jojo, it's time to gogo"
Gogo its a new for the family jostar
Did no one notice Star Platinum reading “How not to suffer from Araki Syndrome...
_"Jojo?"_
*_:eyes:_*
_"It's time to go-go!"_
*_Jotaro: yare yare daze, im t-posing for the rest of part 3_*
Еyes not eyes this is word
@@alex_wens r/woosh
@@anxious_sins9341 people without discord be like
:eyes:
Gomzy you mean Reddit ding dong
holy shit this is two hours from being released four years ago....
damn
The subtitles make this several thousand times better
I love how Jotaro literally t-pose and do nothing and still wins.
Jotaro = Luigi of Jojo XD
@@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 A man od hidden talent.
@@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 that was EXACTLY what I was thinking
He's asserting his dominance.....
Natural Talent.
Everyone: dying Jotaro: 🗿
Yo, Angelo
Yo Angelo
i can't ruin the 69th like
Ramirez yo kars
Yo, Angelo
The animation quality tho
ITS TIME TO GOGO
I love that you put Diavolo and Polnareff themes from PS2 🗿🍷
Jotaro: Planking
Joseph: old
Polnareff: a-okay
Kakyoin: kill
Iggy: deleted
Avdol: Magician’s Dead
Where were u when kakyoin die
I fight vampire when Joseph call
"Kakyoin is kil"
"no"
Hotel: Trivago
@@conntoons_4848 you think you're funny don't you...............well you are.
orion fire
Believe me, I’m not proud of what I say
“Jojo, it’s time to go-go”
And at that moment, jotaro lost the will to live.
Don't look at me like that
_Eventually, Jotaro stopped thinking._
(in the car)Mr Joestar are we there yet?
No
How about now?
this is awesome!!!! sooo goood!! thank you for making my day!
how is it being so funny and legendary for YEARS like I'm re-watching jojo rn annndd that's the best jojo meme i've watched
"I thought you died?"
"I thought your legs were broken?"
"III... thought you died?!?"
"I did. You have to let me go."
*FLIES AWAY*
"Lucky my dog make it out alive"
*attack from out of nowhere destroys iggy*
Iggy's eye: *HMMMMMMM INTENSIFIED*
AoE2_MonkSpawn.wav
That felt so surreal
@@queencrimson4305 Cream
2:48 “I thought you died?”
Kak:”I did,you just have to let me go,Polnareff.”
*A S C E N S I O N*
Lol kak means shit in my language
Dylan McVillian it means milf hunter in mine
kak means cherry or holy pink
**AOE2 monk sound**
He must go, his people need him
0:26 I love that the song is Joseph’s theme, ‘from battle tendencies’
Essa foi uma das melhores obras audiovisuais que ja consumi em minha vida inteira, obrigado por proporcionar isso.
"Thought... You died..?"
"I did, you have to let me go Polnareff."
**majestically flies away**
hello donut man
Polnareff: *Ooh I wont let you go*
Magma TH Dio: *sad Dio noises*
@@yoursexyboidio9024 ;-;
Noriaki Kakyoin Wassup Kakyoin
I didn’t even notice Avdol died immediately
I know that was the best part 😂
Yes you did
*Just like in the anime*
Not exactly bruh
I DIDNT NOTICE THAT AND WAS WONDERING WHERE HE WAS THE ENTIRE TIME
0:43 That Fire embelm refrence is so damn underrated, caught me completely off guard XD
Brings me way back, i completed the whole jojo season back then. Gah! good memories...
OK BUT IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT HOW EVERYTHING IS ANIMATED BEAUTIFULLY THEN JOTARO IS JUST T POSING
Joseph’s dad joke destroyed his animation
The animator forgot bout him
Star platinum was good
Star Platinum was important
Yes
"I thought you died?"
"I did, you have to let me go."
Damn, I really felt that 😔
Dio. I Want To Wash Your Road Roller.
wait but didnt you kill kakyoin-
Press F for me
@@ILoveFukua_ *F*
*FINLAND*
@@ILoveFukua_ f
Just rewatched this for the first time in a while with subtitles/closed captions on and I nearly choked.
I needed this ❤
2:48
"i thought...YOU died..?"
"i did. you have to let me go, polnareff.."
*sobs*
nigga what
Dude he's sad because kakyoin died
F
Yeah thats what he said
imagine if Chariot Requiem carrying that arrow as per Polnareff wish to keep them safe, walking aimlessly as he search for Jotaro, and weakly calling out Kakyoin, Avdol, and Iggy in regret and sorrow
"My sister was killed by a man with two right hands and"
"I don't care."
*Throw in car*
An-"
"I don't care"
Polnareff has been yeeted and then skeeted
Lol
“JOjO,It’S tiMe TO GoGO”
I love that it's in the style of Fire Emblem recruitment.
I get recommended this video from time to time, and every time I have to watch it lol
This video is still golden after 4 years, never fails to make me laugh 😂
Jotaro:
Anime: does nothing
Manga: does nothing
OVA: does nothing
ASMR: does nothing
Video Games: does nothing
There's Jotaro ASMR?
@@mrlakiro5526 Yes. He uses Star Finger to ring a doorbell.
This video jotaro: T-pose
Mp4: does nothing
It's funny, Jotaro became more of a character when he WASN'T a protagonist judging by Diamond is Unbreakable.
“You’ll never take down my boyfriend”
*happy Pucci noises*
DIO: and boyfriend is vanilla ice.
Pucci: angry and sad screming.
Amen brother
@@enricopucci5724 amen
Enrico Pucci amen
*G U C C I P U C C I*
I remember laughing at this with my friends in middle school back in the day... man, time goes by fast when you're having fun.
Dio's voice actor in this is insane! Awesome video!
Kakyoin: *dies*
Joseph: N I G E R U N D A Y O
"There you are, Jotaro. we've been looking everywhere for you. and something might of happend to mr joesta-- oh wait.. there he is now."
*W O A H*
French man exits
@@jackattack5927
"Heheheh... Its just you and me now jotaro."
">:("
He's just using the joestar secret technique
@@jackattack5927
"But now joseph out of the picture. I can rid this world of the joestar blood line for good."
*ZA WARUDO*
*O R A*
Jotaro throughout the journey: I sleep
Jotaro when Joseph gets run over: *A N G E R Y*
It has 69 likes and I'm about to ruin it to show my appreciation
I see your subscribed to unus annus *good choice*
he’s Angy
Im angy
😤😡
no talk me
It's at 666 and I don't wanna ruin it, so take this chinese bootleg like button 👍
Joseph be like, polonreff says," I thought you died. Josephs says," I thought your legs were broken
I have to say, your "ZA WARUDO" was so good, I feel like you've been waiting a good excuse to do that😂
T-posing is Jotaro’s coping mechanism. It’s the only way he can endure his grandfather’s crazy road trips.
And plane crashes, and a sinking submarine-
You could say...
CRAZY NOISY BIZARRE TRIPS
And his great great grandfather's ROAD ROLLA trips around ZA WARUDO.
The whole animation is not serious however dio voice actor sounded like he was serious and acting so good.
actually, i'm p sure he THOUGH it was serious, until he found out about the WRY part ,,
w r i i i i i i i i
W R YY Y Y Y YY YY Y YY Y Y Y Y Y YY T
WREEEEEEEEE
bro he sounded like a ghast
The fact that they’re listening to Bloody Stream in the car is just perfection-
Kakyoin: **fucking dies**
Joseph:
“NIGERUNDAYOOOOOO”
I just noticed that Jotaro didn’t talk at all.
Just like the anime
Neither did avdol
Or stop T-posing
@@davidhong1934 just like the anime
Dio didn’t stop time once
I love how Star Platinum is fully animated, yet Jotaro is a literal Pillar Man.
instead of just putting actual shaders for his eyes they just used the fucking paint bucket tool and cover the whole shit up
More like a pillar, man.
True
It’s pretty accurate to how Jotaro actually is during part 3.
Column fellow*
2:15 i like how Star Platinum was reading "how to not suffer from Araki Syndrome" like bro that kill me 😂
Now I shall wait another 3 years for diamond_is_unbreakable.mp4
Makes sense Jotaro is always T-posing, because he’s *always* asserting his dominance.
Let's not forget when Kakyoin's around too
U have to let me go guies
YAKAMASHI
yare yare da
200 iq
It would have been even better if he was t-posing in the car
_"J O J O"_
_"It's time to"_
_"G O G O"_
*T*
@@dankoboy_
_"Don't look at me like that we've gotta go to Egypt and stop"_
*_"D I O"_*
_"From taking over the E N T I R E U N I V E R S E"_
@Aidan Morfin
_"Alsoweretakingtheseassholeswithus"_
_avdol dies._
_"You in?"_
@@afierymess2307
Jojo: *Falls*
Joseph: *G R E A T*
*"AND WE'RE OFF"*
"tomorrow"
Polnareff's voice is fabulous ❤
Oh boy it's been years, very good.
This is so accurate: Star Platinum was always way more animated than Jotaro.
Edit: I know everyone says this once they've reached the 1K mark, but seriously, thanks for probably the most likes I've ever received on 1 comment.
Since stands are the manifestation of someone's inner feelings and desires it makes sense that Star Platinum shows the feelings that his user tries to surpress
Steve Pensando
Silver Chariot: *stab*
JOJO, it's time to GO GO
Hi berd
Berd, make a JoJo videp
Imma make you guys sad
*SHIZZZZZZAAAAAAAAA*
oh you here
Oh u watched this
0:35 would've been a perfect time to use "you're going to say "Mr Jostar, are we there yet? To you!""
“I thought YOU died.”
“I did. You have to let me go Polnareff.”
Yeah, I think I need a breathing machine after how hard I laughed, not to mention Dio dying from a flashlight right after almost finished me off. 💀
Dio: Breathes
Jotaro: **Angry 17 years old boy noises**
Dont forget Star Platinum being like
*Deep inhale*
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@@lightice9275 T
Why is this so so funnyyyy
Jotaro: you killed my best friend. Kakyoin
@@tracitherebel5929 (My boyfriend)
Polnareff: Luckily, my dog made it out alive!
Iggy:
Iggy: _dies_
Polnareff: _distressed in French_
@Noisy Goblin waitwhat.png
@@biscuitstix_ yep.
@@load-bearingcoconut5586 poor guy, huh?
i thought he was italian
@@johnblox272 nope. Polnareff is a frenchman.
still fresh after 3 years, good as new
I love the little "wryyyy" cry from Dio at the end