In this version, the entirety of part 5 won't happen, since the stand arrows will likely never be sold, making it unlikely for Diavolo to get a stand. Furthermore, most of part 4 will not happen and neither will part 6, since Joylene will never receive a stand. On the other hand, Pucci will likely be stopped way sooner and the universe reset is unlikely to happen
Honestly i never put much thought into what Holly's Stand ability would be, having it be a healing related ability is actually pretty good since the Stardust Crusaders are the only group without a Healer in the party.
I love how this has Monty Python's level of Comedy It starts with an absurd premise, which it only goes to ascension. Not to mention the little gags that complements the joke itself Thanks 😊 I think I should wear the new Jotaro's hat
This means that Josuke never got that haircut because he never got sick considering that holly was cured when she saw Jotaro's hat , so he would have also lost against Rohan because he would never have gotten angry.
But he would never have to fight Rohan. They would have instantly become friends if Josuke didn't have such stupid hair. (*knock knock knock*) Whats that noise at the door?
Kira would have turned himself in if he saw Josuke's new, magnificent hairstyle. Diavolo would also relinquish rulership of the mafia to Giorno upon realising his hair simply isn't good enough to rule next to the British-Japanese-British Again boy's hairdo.
Idk why Araki casually just receiving all of those awards (he rightfully deserves I might add) on stage was my favorite part of the video but it is and it has given me new life
We all know that the final chapter is just an infinite loop of Jotaro and Dio telling each other that they give up because their hat is too beautiful and they don’t want to damage it while fighting
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Well something kept buggin me is that if holly can control her stand that dio gave her, that means theres no point in defeating dio and holly loses her stand if they defeat dio.
I took a nap and had a dream that showed the ending. It starts with DIO in his room talking about how his plan is sure to work. It then cuts to the crusaders, who are conflicted about fighting DIO because of the cool hat he has now, and they're unsure if they even want to keep following Jotaro. But then Joseph says he has a plan and then knocks out Jotaro for some reason, and then DIO just walks up to Jotaro's unconscious body and takes his hat and wears it on top of the one he already has. Joseph then reveals he has a hat of his own and puts it on. DIO and Joseph rush towards eachother and one of them (I really can't remember who) lands a punch that just knocks the other out instantly. The second they get knocked out it then cuts to a random character who I can best describe as Sanji from One Piece but in the Jojo art style. There are a few shots of him just standing there looking gangster, and then finally the last shot is of him as a child at the entrance to a candy themed amusement park, and he's staring at it. No idea what that last part was about but I needed to tell everyone what I saw.
I love the idea that since Jotaro never had to fight in this version he kept thinking his stand's ability was just reading fast untill the end
In this version, the entirety of part 5 won't happen, since the stand arrows will likely never be sold, making it unlikely for Diavolo to get a stand.
Furthermore, most of part 4 will not happen and neither will part 6, since Joylene will never receive a stand.
On the other hand, Pucci will likely be stopped way sooner and the universe reset is unlikely to happen
@@Random-bi9bg ok but... jotaro's hat has a back now. Isn't that worth the troubles?
@@Random-bi9bg diavolo was the one to find the stand arrows and sell them.
@@Random-bi9bgdiavolo found and sold the arrows goofy
I'm a big fan of this interpretation of what if Holly could control her stand! And that silky, smooth, seductive hat.
or maybe he is a fast reader himself but he hasn't read a book til
The horrors of never knowing what the ending shall be.
It’s an ending that’s up to interpretation, letting the reader piece their own ending
What Pucci wanted to avoid
as a person who read the manga it was really really good, truly peak fiction.
@@ishowslow5044 frfr
Imagine your hat is so cool it can erase mind control.
Pucci would've gotten clapped so hard if Jotaro's hat covered the back of his head.
Woah😳
"Burn it Avdol."
"WAIT ITS ME, I AM THE STAND USER"
"Burn it Avdol."
Idk how that was supposed to help😂
1:55 And then Kakyoin got terminal brain damage 👍
The flesh bud was distracted by Jotaros hat. Loosening the flesh bud enough to be torn out with no side effects.
The hat was so inspiring, he recovered immediately
DW, Jotaro's hat made him an expert brain surgeon
Honestly i never put much thought into what Holly's Stand ability would be, having it be a healing related ability is actually pretty good since the Stardust Crusaders are the only group without a Healer in the party.
I was operating under the assumption that Joseph was healing everyone using Hamon.
@@awkwardcultism I know Hamon can do that but some wounds definitely aren't something you can't just fix with Hamon.
So both Holly and her younger half brother got stands that heal people, that's neat
They raw dogging the story without a healer 😭
It is a honor watching 9:55 minutes of pure masterpiece
Such a reliable Hat ❤
Damn, Jotaro's beautiful hat even makes people want to spend money, thanks!
That's like 5 cents
I love how this has Monty Python's level of Comedy
It starts with an absurd premise, which it only goes to ascension. Not to mention the little gags that complements the joke itself
Thanks 😊
I think I should wear the new Jotaro's hat
I about died lol, this was so good 😊
This means that Josuke never got that haircut because he never got sick considering that holly was cured when she saw Jotaro's hat , so he would have also lost against Rohan because he would never have gotten angry.
I feel like Josuke would still have gotten sick given that what was happening was tied to the Joestar bloodline, not Holly specifically.
But he would never have to fight Rohan. They would have instantly become friends if Josuke didn't have such stupid hair.
(*knock knock knock*)
Whats that noise at the door?
@@somethingclever4297 Buddy they fought because he was fucking with Koichi.
@@HatsODoom but Rohan would have instantly apologized once he saw someone with such great hair.
Kira would have turned himself in if he saw Josuke's new, magnificent hairstyle. Diavolo would also relinquish rulership of the mafia to Giorno upon realising his hair simply isn't good enough to rule next to the British-Japanese-British Again boy's hairdo.
Maybe if Jotaro had've covered the back of head, Josuke would not have gone back in time to give himself the idea of that garbage hair.
You start hearing breakdown in the background
Good luck dude I’m praying for your safety 🙏
He is currently fifteen kilometers from your location
Well this ones dead
Yup you're dead
Jotaro definitely could've saved everyone and beat Pucci if only his hat covered the back of his head.
By some reason I like the fixed hat design more than original
Explanation of that exact reason was given by D' Arby
truly, this was peak fiction. araki is a genius for this one !!!
The funny thing is that when he takes his hat off when fighting Gaming D`Arby you can see, that his hat is just very weirdly shaped on the back
When Jotaro was going to scream at the girls the video turned into a ad 💀💀💀💀
but what if jotaro was only wearing a single belt instead of two?
😭😭
Even Joseph turns on Jotaro.
That's just a regular guy
What if Jotaro wore a normal school uniform
What if Jotaro had a normal build
What if Jotaro wasn’t a stand user
Bro really did an almost 10 minute video about jotaro having a proper hat
Idk why Araki casually just receiving all of those awards (he rightfully deserves I might add) on stage was my favorite part of the video but it is and it has given me new life
Jotaro hat was just another manifestation of his stand.
This is a fucking MASTERPIECE,
FOOOOOOOL, THIS VIDEO IS *THE WORLD* FINEST
This is a message
You fell for it fool, thunder cross split attack
@@KillerShark6000 useless, useless, useless, useless
There's a secret details to this masterpiece,
NIGERUNDAYO!
oh my god jotaro ur hat
This remake is truly a celebration of humanity and a dope hat.
Damn it I just came to watch some peak fiction and I got spoiled for Jojolands CURSE YOU
4:08 AWESOME, THE The plane didn't crash.
5 SECONDS LATER
Stardust crusaders but jotaro's hat has dios charm.
When JJBA part 3 suddenly turns into TF2
It’s big 2024 and dank ain’t using Accurate AI voices he’s using default text to speech🗿
Nah, Holly's stand would work like Sky High, but with Santa's reindeer instead.
the movie?
The stand
4:40
Equinox - Light and shadow. Two parts of a whole.
2:30 a stripper? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
YES! I AM!
@@magicfish8213 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
THE GOAT UPLOADED AFTER A MILLION LIGHT YEARS
it's been just two weeks...
@@turtleturtleturtleturtle for me its a million light years
@turtleturtleturtleturtle he can move at a speed of one light month a day.
Dude light year is a measure of speed not time. @@k1ng4206
He.. he moved the distance light travels in a million years and then uploaded?
Man i love buff men
So true
Most average jojo consumer
Real
We all know that the final chapter is just an infinite loop of Jotaro and Dio telling each other that they give up because their hat is too beautiful and they don’t want to damage it while fighting
I love how goofy the ai pronounces Afdol and Kakoin
Best Jojo content on the market I swear
Poor Polnareff
Why is avdol voice so fire 1:11
Part 3 if it had part 4's vibe
The immaculate hat duel would've been the greatest piece of fiction
It would solve world hunger, trust.
babe wake up dankbidoof dropped
Dio have the same hat as jotaro is a plot twist i didn't expect
Its a shame that araki forgot how to make cool hats, and so, world peace was never achieved.
The whole plot is literally fallout with +100 speech.
Bro I Really Dont F Know What I Watched 🔥🦅🔥🦅🔥💀
The way how Jotaro lured all Dio's minions to defeat
8:29 ngl, that The JOJOLands ending are pretty hot and very accurate. Since their location is on US, Hawaii
No fucking way that happened
@@thefallen2220 I hope it happen tho, it's pretty hot fanservice than Diavolo and King Crimson return
@@SpyRats Good thing that didnt fucking happen
kakyoin having that voice reminds me of jojos but in plotagon
It’s a good day when bankbidoof posts a video
this video is so fucking peak in so many ways, like genuinely good job (also lmao didnt expect a random scribblenauts reference, forgot that existed)
This was hilarious LMAO
That absurd dankbidoof special
I like how, throughout the entire story, Jotaro cannot comprehend how others think his hat is that cool.
This is such a silly premise but you still made it funny somehow
The enemy: "wait dont do it. I am the stsnd user"
Joseph: "avdol. BURN IT"
Noo bro what is this
You can’t do this Jotaro’s hat hair is like a canon event
So it's the same type of stand as star platinum...
Aw man polnareff isn’t here ☹️
Fun fact I have a Star Vs The Forces of Evil OC that’s a expy of Jotaro named Jotham Joestar and the comm I got for him had his hat cover the back
1:25
I got an ad that exact moment. Sometimes UA-cam has perfect comedic timing...
Star Platinum can read really fast
Jojo’s drippiest adventure.
I thought dio would had a golden perfect head band😂
Damn, gappy missed out on wearing plot armor hat
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
I like your Hat G🗿
Jotaro becomes GER when Pucci arrives
and this is how Jotaro speed runs part 3😂
the end is fire bro
lmao araki keeps getting awards like every 30 seconds
6:46 something I just realized is that if that plane never crashed then jotaro would have never developed sp and got as strong with it as he did
Chowder ahh editing 8:24
I love it
I can't hold my tears in
Well something kept buggin me is that if holly can control her stand that dio gave her, that means theres no point in defeating dio and holly loses her stand if they defeat dio.
Guy why dose he look better with a normal hat
When stardust crusaders turns into diamond is unbreakable tks to a hat
This is peak
That really is a fitting power
Year is 2994 btw guys, i really love jojo remake
That’s a nice hat
Make what if jotaro is positive person and talk more🙏
I took a nap and had a dream that showed the ending. It starts with DIO in his room talking about how his plan is sure to work. It then cuts to the crusaders, who are conflicted about fighting DIO because of the cool hat he has now, and they're unsure if they even want to keep following Jotaro. But then Joseph says he has a plan and then knocks out Jotaro for some reason, and then DIO just walks up to Jotaro's unconscious body and takes his hat and wears it on top of the one he already has.
Joseph then reveals he has a hat of his own and puts it on. DIO and Joseph rush towards eachother and one of them (I really can't remember who) lands a punch that just knocks the other out instantly. The second they get knocked out it then cuts to a random character who I can best describe as Sanji from One Piece but in the Jojo art style. There are a few shots of him just standing there looking gangster, and then finally the last shot is of him as a child at the entrance to a candy themed amusement park, and he's staring at it. No idea what that last part was about but I needed to tell everyone what I saw.
why is this.. so.. peak??!?!
So basically if Jotaro got the same charm as Dio
This is lore accurate.
So it's the same type of hat as mine
Evil jotaro:
5:10 Did I just Hear Hours music?
It was originally from JoJo's Bizzare adventure!
I was also super surprised when I heard it in the anime
@@adammccarthy4076 you played Hours too???
@@KrissCrimson heck yeah that's equinox's theme right there
That's JOEtaro.
Society if Josuke's hair was actually good
this is actually so peak
just amazing
No Polnareff 😢
Це відео настільки чудове, що я став ближче до небес
Hat does cover the back of his head, its just that the back of the hat looks like his hair
just think he looks funny but I like the animation
Peak Cinema
How does this dude only have 137k subs💀
U are improving